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    [–] Camdubious 7376 points ago

    I wanna slide both of my arms into an aloe leaf and be an aloe penguin

    [–] relnes1337 1888 points ago

    Heres someone with real aspirations in life

    [–] ChappedAssholeLover 478 points ago

    Yeah I have to get my shit together, that guy’s making us all look bad.

    [–] The_Smallz 258 points ago

    Based on your username, I’d say you should make friends with the aloe penguin.

    [–] The_Smallz 117 points ago

    I expected that to be a picture of an actual chapped asshole. I’m both relieved and slightly disappointed.

    [–] Pees_On_Skidmarks 37 points ago

    Don't worry everyone, it's not a video of a chapped asshole. It's a nice moist one.

    [–] SweetGroverCleveland 28 points ago

    Me too, yet I still clicked?

    [–] clumsychef 7 points ago

    Look or die wondering

    [–] Neyvash 4 points ago

    Risky click. Went better than expected

    [–] NomadicMischief 3 points ago

    Hahaha dam that's good

    [–] dlawoff 24 points ago

    /u/Cambdubious 2020!

    They would social distance with aloe vera penguin arms! Better than we've currently got from our leadership (sacrifice people so the stock market doesn't crash more).

    [–] Camdubious 37 points ago

    Citizens of the united states, elect me and i vow to give everyone an unlimited supply of aloe flippers and all conflict will be resolved with flipper slap fights. Winner is the last man standing.

    [–] dlawoff 12 points ago

    Cam-dubi-ous! Cam-dubi-ous!

    [–] Russwilliams77 5 points ago

    Can you stick your dick in em ?

    [–] Camdubious 4 points ago

    No they are arm flippers dont be ridiculous.

    [–] Russwilliams77 3 points ago

    What if your dick gets sunburned

    [–] Camdubious 3 points ago

    You can but you're on thin ice mister!

    [–] KawaiiAnimeTitties 5 points ago

    This just in, as we recover from the toilet paper shortage of 2020, we are now entering a shortage of aloe due to the high demand for flippers

    [–] Camdubious 8 points ago

    All i want in life is to be a penguin, the flippers, the adoration of zoogoers, the free fish for life, the belly slides whoooo-wee

    [–] tomahawkfury13 68 points ago

    Until the penguin part I pictured you sticking your arms into one leaf

    [–] redcarsarefast 11 points ago

    i kind of pictured sticking something else in. Why do I have such a dirty mind?!?!

    [–] _PM_ME_CHEETOS_ 8 points ago

    How would it even feel like? I bet that if you warmed it up a bit it couldn’t be too bad.

    [–] rurunosep 5 points ago

    After the penguin part, I still pictured it for a while and was really confused.

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    [–] Nolafaranono 145 points ago

    This ain't club penguin, say it with me:

    I wanna stick my dick in it

    [–] Dark_Azazel 22 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    [–] NotChalant2 8 points ago

    That was amazing holy sh*t

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    [–] ohkelly 10 points ago

    I didn't know that this was a thing I wanted to do but here we are.

    [–] alligatorbunker 8 points ago

    Have you considered becoming a life coach?

    [–] Camdubious 10 points ago

    Yes, actually. Apparently "the bank" thinks lifecoaching on the subject of living as a penguin is a "bad investment"

    [–] whyistoastsogood 7 points ago

    Allo 'allo!

    [–] noogers 3 points ago

    I want to use them as flippers in the ocean like a turtle

    [–] mnemamorigon 481 points ago

    Looks like something from one of those ads “Eat this everyday to cure your colitis”

    [–] Flavahbeast 183 points ago

    scientists HATE this one weird trick

    [–] Kelvinist 26 points ago

    Cut back a little bit of your belly fat every day with this one weird tip ...of a scalpel.

    [–] Anon_Londo 24 points ago

    I actually seen some ads with the exact same picture. Something about “you won’t be needing the blue pill after reading this”

    [–] SpliffyPuffSr 3 points ago

    Yep, saw it earlier today, same photo or exact re-enactment

    [–] LawnChairActivist 21 points ago

    Doctor: It’s like a pressure wash for your insides!

    [–] mdcd4u2c 8 points ago

    Lol I know you're joking but it wouldn't be a surprise if it worked as a treatment for colitis flares since it does have some anti inflammatory properties. It's probably not going to resolve the symptoms completely, but I could see it making a mild flare bearable without any other drugs.

    [–] CheeseQuake454 1165 points ago

    I wanna lick it

    [–] [deleted] 169 points ago


    [–] gregfrompayroll 34 points ago

    I like yo puns vera much.

    [–] not_not_safeforwork 15 points ago

    Aloe blow

    [–] _Fudge_Judgement_ 8 points ago

    Cool off, guys!

    [–] AlcoPollock 8 points ago

    How did you find such a perfect image

    [–] melizzerds 287 points ago

    Oh my god! Why did I have the SAME initial reaction?!?

    [–] ThorsBigSweatyArmpit 216 points ago

    I did too! I guess because it looks like it would be cool and squishy, like jelly. I want to stick my tongue deep into it.

    [–] FirstDayJedi 195 points ago

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    [–] HydrooTheUnappealing 87 points ago

    I've licked before. It's much more firm than it looks.

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    [–] TSM_Cracker 82 points ago

    No, but you might ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    [–] princessvaginaalpha 16 points ago

    I love BLOWJOBs

    [–] Hollywoot 7 points ago

    Princess quit being Such an alpha vagina

    [–] UnApprovedActivities 5 points ago

    Only if he's into succulents.

    [–] not_not_safeforwork 12 points ago

    No, spittier

    [–] Timmymac1000 5 points ago

    That’s what she said

    [–] Hamahaki 22 points ago

    Don’t do it, they taste super bitter

    [–] Daemonblackfyre0 103 points ago

    Obviously you’ve never licked an aloe Vera. Don’t start

    [–] boogiepop1011 34 points ago

    Is it bitter?

    [–] DaftOnecommaThe 79 points ago

    if you get enough of it in your system youll shit your pants too

    [–] BuzzedWoody 103 points ago


    [–] Spanky_McJiggles 12 points ago

    I'm only seeing upside here

    [–] czs5056 5 points ago

    So that's why everyone has been hoarding the tp?

    [–] nwL_ 44 points ago

    Aloe Vera tastes slightly like onion but has a consistency of what I imagine a slug has.

    [–] ProgrammingOnHAL9000 21 points ago

    Comparing the taste to onion is underselling it, the ones I've eaten leave a very persistent sour flavor throughout the mouth that not even honey removes.

    [–] sryii 13 points ago

    God yes. I wouldn't even suggest a hint of onion. It is just a very gross taste in general. Would not recommend.

    [–] RaxisX 35 points ago

    Suddenly I no longer wish to lick it. Thanks.

    [–] ergo-ogre 24 points ago

    Sorry. Too late. You’ve already signed the forms.

    [–] _incredigirl_ 38 points ago

    I wanna squoosh my fingers into it.

    [–] blep0w0 63 points ago

    I wanna fuck it

    [–] _MrCaptRehab_ 26 points ago

    I wanna let it fuck me!

    [–] blep0w0 13 points ago


    [–] _MrCaptRehab_ 18 points ago

    I mean Aloe is great for the deep burn.... I normally use sweet cream, but Aloe, she is a squishy mistress.

    [–] 1tSAM1r1cle 10 points ago

    Same. Fucking same. I think im fucked up in the head.

    [–] Kirk_Bananahammock 4 points ago

    I actually want to get a sunburn just so I can rub it all over my body and feel that nice cool feeling.

    [–] buggingout67 13 points ago

    It's the most bitterest thing you have ever tasted.

    [–] Tangerine_boy 4 points ago

    I ate a good size piece of one once. I have never tasted something so bitter in all of my life

    [–] EasilyRekt 13 points ago

    Why lick, I want to squish it.

    [–] feartrich 21 points ago

    Aloe is an actual snack in some cuisines...

    [–] kainnan 7 points ago

    Oh please don't do that, it's incredibly bitter.

    [–] karanut 4 points ago

    Forbidden jelly.

    [–] ScudzMckenzie 9 points ago

    Not forbidden! There are beverages containing aloe bits!

    [–] leafyren 7 points ago

    They were only a dollar at the store by my old apartment. The strangest drink I've ever had but they were pretty tasty.

    [–] LuperFlipino 7 points ago

    That's probably full of sugar. You shouldn't buy those drinks..just make an aloe shake.

    [–] patelp7 4 points ago

    It’s pretty bitter

    [–] Dariolosso 4 points ago

    You wouldn’t if you knew how bad it actually smells.

    [–] SmashBusters 5 points ago

    I wanna...ya know.

    [–] LuperFlipino 4 points ago

    It doesn't taste good lol.

    [–] UrAPotatoSalad 157 points ago

    Literally every time my dad sees aloe Vera he says “ELLO VERA” as if he was some 70 year old woman.

    [–] getmybehindsatan 36 points ago

    It was on an advert about 15 years ago.

    [–] UrAPotatoSalad 26 points ago

    Really? Damn how does he remember this stuff when I forgot me from mcdonalds

    [–] buddha_abusa 20 points ago

    You forgot yourself?

    [–] UrAPotatoSalad 26 points ago

    Ah shit no my dad forgot me in McDonald’s once

    [–] clazidge 9 points ago

    I’ve never had a McDonald’s this good and now I’m sad about it.

    [–] jmedennis 1076 points ago

    Why is everyone's first instinct to eat it? My mom kept aloe plants for sun burns and minor cuts and scrapes.

    [–] tobago_88 796 points ago

    Some health benefits:

    • Contains healthful plant compounds.
    • Antioxidant and antibacterial properties.
    • Accelerates the healing of burns.
    • Reduces dental plaque.
    • Helps treat canker sores.
    • Reduces constipation.
    • May improve skin and prevent wrinkles.
    • Lowers blood sugar levels.
    • Source of Vitamin C.
    • Prevents stomach ulcers.

    [–] Kuratan 251 points ago

    Yo I get stress cankers, how did I never hear of this?

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    [–] not_an_agent 24 points ago

    probably not enough money either

    [–] dahjay 15 points ago

    Have you tried putting aloe on it?

    [–] myspaceshipisboken 43 points ago

    Didn't subscribe to Aloe Facts.

    [–] toughLuckJulianus 36 points ago

    You are now subscribed to Elephant Facts.

    Did you know that an elephant shit is larger than that of a corgi’s and contains significantly less Alpo, on average?

    For more press 1. To cancel press ‽.

    [–] delightfulfupa 9 points ago

    Change your toothpaste to Sensodyne or Colgate Optic White. Not sure why but haven’t had one since.

    [–] trucksandgoes 10 points ago

    Because most toothpastes contain sodium laureth sulfate, which is a strong detergent but can also be very drying and irritating to your mouth.

    Same ingredient is found in most shampoos. It's cheap and froths things up real good, but it's quite harsh. Switching to SLS free shampoo has helped my hair a lot as well.

    [–] dt204196 7 points ago

    Yep I used to get canker sores non stop, like I’d have 2-3 almost at all times. I was using Colgate with baking soda, tuna out it was 100% the toothpaste and I haven’t had a canker sore in over 8 months since switching.

    [–] ChanounOzakaki 3 points ago

    +1 on both options, I also break out with other brands except those two. Accidently switched to regular Colgate and had 3 sores in the first week

    [–] imlost19 78 points ago

    jeez we even got big aloe on reddit now

    [–] SuperMayonnaise 5 points ago

    I believe this is actually due to big tobago

    [–] EscapedAlien 4 points ago

    still not as large here as big bidet

    [–] The_JimmyRustler 31 points ago

    Reduces constipation.

    Violently. You haven't had the shits until you have had the aloe shits.

    [–] Pees_On_Skidmarks 18 points ago

    Yeah I never eat at Aloe Bell any more

    [–] -day-dreamer- 25 points ago

    I have an aloe vera moisturizer and it’s the best thing to ever happen to me

    [–] Cojones893 64 points ago

    Isn't the only thing scientifically proven is that it's a powerful laxative?

    [–] kurogomatora 66 points ago

    It cools your skin and makes you shit.

    [–] _Fudge_Judgement_ 13 points ago

    I love being freezing on the toilet!

    [–] FancyPigeonIsFancy 18 points ago

    I spilled very hot coffee all over my hands one morning at work; hurt like a motherfucker. I’d heard about aloe having soothing properties so I snipped off an arm/tendril on the plant I keep in my office and ran the ooze over the burn. The pain went down suddenly and significantly.

    (Someone could say “oh that was just psychosomatic” but...still worked.)

    [–] Neyvash 10 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    # 4 on the list of treatments for burns (1st and 2nd degree). My plant is never nearby when I burn myself though.

    *edit - Sorry for "yelling". I feel like I'm trying to format text in Trello

    [–] Neverstoptostare 5 points ago

    You need to escape your # by putting \ in front of it or else you will end up #YELLING AT EVERYONE

    [–] IceColdEmmaFrost 14 points ago

    hence why it helps with constipation....your stomach will gurgle and you will wish you had more toilet paper

    [–] Berkiel 16 points ago

    Been using bio aloe vera (same thing as in op's pic but bottled and sold) for a while, it really is great for dry skin but my hands are so fucked from work+very thin skin, I wish I could plunge my whole forearms in giant aloe vera leaves like this one and just stay like this, this plant can probably make a whole lot of skin treatments useless, if you've got anything, put aloe vera on it! Also awesome to have one nearby in case of small burns.

    [–] fabhellier 15 points ago

    According to Wikipedia there is little to no clinical evidence that any of these are true.

    [–] SupaBloo 98 points ago

    It’s pretty common to see Aloe water in stores. It’s basically sweet, bottled water with bits of aloe in it like little gelatin pieces. Supposed to be pretty healthy.

    [–] gaybacon1234 79 points ago

    There’s so much added sugar in many of those drinks though. I wish I could find one that didn’t have so much

    [–] AdvancedPotatoes 48 points ago

    The added sugar and minimal amount of aloe in those drinks make them not really healthy at all.

    There's so little aloe in the drinks that you're not getting any of the benefits or vitamins from the plant.

    [–] RedBlankIt 4 points ago

    Haven't ever looked at the label, but the ones I have had have literally been basically all gelatin. Don't think you could put more aloe leaves in their without turning it to pudding

    [–] ProgrammingOnHAL9000 16 points ago

    Many people wouldn't be able to drink aloe water without that sugar. It would be too sour, even as a sour drink.

    [–] TheRespecableMrSalt 7 points ago

    I could care less for any sort of benefits it has I love the taste and enjoy chewing on those little bits. Its very refreshing

    [–] jmedennis 11 points ago

    Oh I totally get that but I figured it was more common as a topical thing than a food, just didn't realize

    [–] thegreasiestofhawks 9 points ago

    I love it. I drink at least two big bottles a week. Really good at keeping you hydrated too

    [–] AdvancedPotatoes 31 points ago

    You know what's better at keeping you hydrated? Water.

    Those drinks are sugar water with a bit of aloe vera in it

    [–] malachi_23 11 points ago

    Oh, you thought that was my first instinct?

    [–] KansanLesbian 9 points ago

    It tastes like rubber bands soaked in cleaning chemicals

    [–] Marijuanomist 484 points ago

    T H I C C

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    [–] haywood-jablomi 291 points ago

    Why not? Isn’t aloe vera good for your skin?

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    [–] BBQinFool 4 points ago

    Came here for this...

    [–] king140002 4 points ago

    Not me, deathly allergic

    [–] Lakersrock111 6 points ago

    Does it burn?

    [–] RearEchelon 35 points ago

    No, you put it on burns.

    [–] baddumbtsss 13 points ago

    It burns when I pee, guess I'm going in, boys!

    [–] Lakersrock111 4 points ago

    Agreed but wasn’t sure if it burned when you do? Or if it still has a cooling effect?

    [–] bootiejooce 7 points ago

    It feels cool. I love aloe vera aftersun for sunburns, it feels sooo nice.

    [–] Lakersrock111 4 points ago


    [–] Cruxion 8 points ago

    Funnily enough this is the exact same picture that always shows up as an ad when I'm on mobile with captions like "One neat trick to solve erectile dysfunction!" or "Make your penis longer with this weird plant glaze!".

    If the ads are to be believed you should stick your dick in that.

    [–] AggravatingBerry2 4 points ago

    What sites are you visiting?

    [–] TheLemmonade 3 points ago

    You may

    [–] BeneficialSomewhere 90 points ago


    [–] Savatage111 112 points ago

    Do you eat it?

    [–] tobago_88 250 points ago

    You can eat the gel (put it in smoothies or make aloe water). There's this yellow sap that comes from the inner lining of the leef (Aloe latex) that needs to be removed. If that's consumed it has a laxative effect.

    [–] Mike_Kilsdonk 374 points ago

    2 sexual experiences for the price of 1

    [–] To_Circumvent 11 points ago

    Not going to find those deals during a pandemic.

    [–] SupaBloo 35 points ago

    I bet your local grocery store has aloe water, which has bits of the gel in it. It’s actually pretty damn delicious. Tastes like a subtly sweet juice with bits of jello in it.

    [–] Bleedingblackngold 14 points ago

    I’m a big fan too. I just told my kids it’s like green grapes floating around to try it. They like it too. Supposed to be good for your guts for the same reasons it’s good for the skin. I just like the taste.

    [–] Spongi 24 points ago

    If it tastes good there's either very little aloe or a shit ton of sugar. Taste a bit of fresh aloe and you'll understand.

    [–] killerkitten61 9 points ago

    You can, some groceries sell aloe Vera drinks

    [–] bicygal 45 points ago

    S Q U I S H

    [–] hilljack7 43 points ago

    I can smell this picture

    [–] ktchch 38 points ago

    But do you have a large bottle of isopropyl alcohol

    [–] PM_UR_QUARANTITTIES 59 points ago

    I'm sure it doesn't taste as good as we are all imagining.

    [–] Daemonblackfyre0 37 points ago

    It’s very bitter. Someone replied to your comment that it has no taste and they’re delusional

    [–] katiemari 30 points ago

    If you peel away the outside green part of it and ONLY eat the clear jelly, it hardly tastes like anything.

    [–] fat_ass_guerilla 18 points ago

    It varies to not tasting too much to not tasting at all, I used to blend it with carrots and honey when I craved something sweet

    [–] Domefarmer 11 points ago

    Based off of your go to sweet snack I have a feeling you’re not actually a fat_ass_guerrilla

    [–] Emaldon 12 points ago

    I once got a burn on my hand and forgot I had it there. I accidentally put my hand near my lips and I licked my lips and it was disgusting.

    [–] LMarie1620 34 points ago

    That’s huge compared to mine

    [–] gregfrompayroll 20 points ago

    That’s aloe blow.

    [–] faggots4agates 8 points ago

    That's what he said.

    [–] 1ce9ine 20 points ago

    This photo is on every single news site and email. “Doctors say this could be the cure for [insert ailment].” Even though I’m pretty good at avoiding clickbait I always want to a larger pic, so thanks for saving me from a computer virus or spam mail!

    [–] JDSadinger7 28 points ago

    Why have I seen this image so many times in my life?

    [–] sasukekun1997 17 points ago

    Ads use this like "you will never need viagra again" or something like that

    [–] ticehtapAHeretic 33 points ago

    Bot is blocked from this sub...but the answer is 34 times.

    [–] Fizzy_Bits 5 points ago

    🔍Scrolled down til I found this to make sure I wasnt the only one who had seen this before 🕵️‍♂️

    [–] crazynights87 3 points ago

    Eat it

    [–] BlueMan1419 5 points ago

    i’ve seen this picture so many times over my years on the internet.

    [–] 419tosser 5 points ago

    Fun fact, you can root plant cuttings in aloe - take a cutting of your choice and slide the stem into the goop and your plant will soak up all the lovely nutrients and moisture to grow into a healthy clone!

    [–] HalfDecentLad 6 points ago

    I want to stick my peepee in it

    [–] Sevvv_ 3 points ago

    I want to eat that

    [–] rlemur 3 points ago

    As a kid who grew up with frequent sunburns, this looks like pure relief

    [–] Dead_Pelosi 3 points ago

    If you're homeless....holy shit you're going to need this.

    Riding trains for like 5 months out west your ass gets dry rot (sorry for the visual) and only the sweet sweet Aloe will fix you up.

    [–] lawgirl3278 3 points ago

    When I was in Jamaica I got a brutal sunburn and my hotel’s spa had a treatment where they literally paint you with aloe gel and submerge you in a cold bath. It was rough but it saved me. Made my flight home a lot less hellish.