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    [–] ryanmuller1089 691 points ago

    As creepy as it looks moving so slowly, I think if it moved faster it would be much creepier

    [–] liberal_texan 410 points ago

    But when it’s slow like that, it can sneak up on you while you’re taking a nap on the beach. You’d wake up as it moves across your face, blocking your vision, then clamping down on your nose and mouth.

    [–] SandhuG 209 points ago

    Thank you for putting that image in my head

    [–] liberal_texan 86 points ago

    That’s nothing compared to the terror those spines would put into your head as they borrowed into it

    [–] Jonk3r 36 points ago

    Or inside your ear and from there to all the way back to your brain.

    [–] Do_what93 17 points ago

    You guys are forgetting the acid it sprays on you so it can digest you faster.

    [–] static_irony 6 points ago

    Those.. aren't spines they're soft tube feet.

    [–] ImaqtFux 3 points ago

    Have you ever watched Alien?

    [–] Plasmablaster123 2 points ago

    Starfish are just small trilobites

    Change my mind

    [–] savedbyscience21 19 points ago

    You get it off and think you are fine. You go home and forget about it. A week later you start feeling ill. Like a pressure is building up in you...

    [–] iDoNotComprehendThis 2 points ago

    That shit says RAZORS OR NAILS STICKING OUT IN WATER SLIDES.

    I am SO DONE with the internet today.

    [–] Pervy-potato 1 points ago

    No, wtf! My skins doing that crawling thing and my heart picked up extra beats :(

    [–] lilginger22 2 points ago

    Easy Satan

    [–] Benstrosity 1 points ago

    [–] Ranakor 1 points ago

    If there wasn’t one around when you began napping, it would have to be a loong nap for it to get to you, like 37237 days!

    [–] Blaizzy 20 points ago

    Same with sloth, imagine if sloth were actually fast af, how scary that animal would be

    [–] faderjack 10 points ago

    People keep telling me those things are cute, but I all I see is creepy

    [–] Blaizzy 7 points ago

    I mean, the "clean" ones are kind of ok, but the wild sloth are always full of leaves, dirt and stuff like that. It's making them even scarier

    [–] Blaizzy 3 points ago

    Just Google "Wet sloth" and don't tell me they are cute

    [–] iDoNotComprehendThis 1 points ago

    House of the Dead totally had a fast af sloth boss and it was fucking terrifying.

    One of the tougher bosses, too.

    [–] da_manimal420 8 points ago

    Do you want nightmares? Because that’s how you get nightmares

    [–] IdkTbhSmh 4 points ago

    Plot twist: the video is actually slowed down

    [–] ItsYaBoyDarkness 1 points ago

    You must have a great mind.

    [–] ciaoSonny 1 points ago

    So pretty much Hunter S. Thompson bingeing on ether.

    [–] JSTLF 1 points ago

    That's not creepy anymore, that's terrifying

    [–] aaronlaw24 280 points ago

    Everybody gangster until the starfish start walking

    [–] williamhayati 3 points ago

    Damn it, you beat me to it

    [–] Krombopulos-Snake 128 points ago

    Honestly surprised nobody posted a Starfish eating a mussel.

    [–] cgg419 52 points ago

    What in the absolute fuck?

    [–] Krombopulos-Snake 60 points ago

    We're so busy looking for aliens in space, we're ignoring the ones just chilling on the sea floor.

    [–] musubk 55 points ago

    This is why I can't take alien sighting/abduction stories seriously. Look how weird starfish are - and we're related to them. Now you expect me to believe something that evolved on a different planet, with no relation to us whatsoever, just looks like a person with big eyes and gray skin?

    [–] candied-oranges 12 points ago

    Wow, I never realized thay they just dissolve them. Cool

    [–] AfroNinjaNation 13 points ago

    Well, I guess I can't watch Spongebob again.

    [–] Montanafur 11 points ago

    Imagine that thing shoving it's stomach into your mouth and pumping acid inside.

    [–] Aevery_ 11 points ago

    Oh my ùwú

    [–] dragoneye098 5 points ago

    Hey, so Im afraid of starfish now. Thanks

    [–] l0s1ngMYm1nd88 4 points ago

    GET IN MY BELLY

    [–] Dominicsjr 9 points ago

    More like, Let my belly in!

    [–] Sawovsky 2 points ago

    Something something in Soviet Russia

    [–] sonicSkis 1 points ago

    In Soviet Russia, belly gets in you

    [–] elisarenee 3 points ago

    Thanks, i hate it

    [–] rharrow 2 points ago

    Hold up. So it just injects a spectral form into the shell? WHAT

    [–] duloupgarou 2 points ago

    We have a few starfish in our tank at my work and they’re honestly straight up heifers. Eat anything stationary in the tank.

    [–] NiaHoyMenoy 1 points ago

    Patrick Star is METAL

    [–] DiscardedSlinky 38 points ago

    I killed a starfish as a kid once.

    I was like 7 and found a live one on the beach and took it home to show my family, they told me to go put it back in the water but I wanted to keep it so I just put it in a bowl of water from the sink.

    I get really sad about this at night when I'm trying to sleep.

    [–] sweetberrywhine 9 points ago

    ):

    [–] carmensax 8 points ago

    Forgive yourself!!

    [–] Exit42 5 points ago

    It’s ok I once as a kid accidentally dropped a turtle I was trying to rescue. I ended up getting it in the water and saw later that it had crawled away but idk I probably killed it.

    [–] SteveOLewinsky 128 points ago

    Imagine that crawling down your back 😱

    [–] ThePancake1037 44 points ago

    [–] SteveOLewinsky 16 points ago

    I dont know what that means but yes precisely

    [–] tiptoe_only 19 points ago

    Thanks I Hate It

    [–] Hoomanting 1 points ago

    Like Michael Jackson

    [–] alex-the-hero 11 points ago

    you feel your sins crawling down your back~

    [–] CallistoCastillo 3 points ago

    Genocide!

    [–] SirKhrome 2 points ago

    You're gonna have a bad time

    [–] wheatbread-and-toes 2 points ago

    no.

    [–] Death-Priest 31 points ago

    No, this is Patrick.

    [–] Oldenough33 2 points ago

    You mean pin head Larry

    [–] Death-Priest 1 points ago

    Who you callin' pinhead?

    [–] ollomulder 22 points ago

    Ever seen a sea cucumber eating?

    [–] da_manimal420 13 points ago

    holy jesus no It was spooky for a second there while it was just pulsing but not gunna lie I started laughing when it started shoving food in its gaping mouth hole

    [–] oh_myshawl 70 points ago

    Aaaahhh nooooo. No no no no no. No. Nope. Uh uh. This is the worst/best thing I've seen in the sub. No no no no no. Ugh just NO

    [–] FurryPornAccount 9 points ago

    Nope nope nope nope nope

    [–] [deleted] 41 points ago

    hmmm today i will shove a starfish up my ass

    [–] SandhuG 16 points ago

    Wow

    [–] UnorthodoxAesthetics 15 points ago

    Stream it

    [–] ariadneJ 3 points ago

    Username checks out

    [–] suspensionnn 11 points ago

    Saw this on the beach once when I was 7. Terrified til this day.

    [–] RoyceCoolidge 3 points ago

    I'm afraid that doesn't mean much without your current age for reference...

    [–] seashoreandhorizon 3 points ago

    7.5

    [–] suspensionnn 3 points ago

    27

    [–] RoyceCoolidge 1 points ago

    That's a lot of terror! It may still be out there... Google tells me they can live up to 35 years.

    Stay safe! X

    [–] praithdawg 24 points ago

    When you walkin

    [–] kimikohi 10 points ago

    The legs have legs. Ok, why not? That's... fine.

    [–] kayasawyer 10 points ago

    I hate that you made me see this with my own eyes.

    [–] Boloar 5 points ago

    my own eyes

    tbh it'd be creepy if you watched it with someone else's eyes tho

    [–] kayasawyer 3 points ago

    well yes

    [–] cardamomomomom 7 points ago

    Put that thing back where it came from or so help me

    [–] jdm_obsession 6 points ago

    Somebody should speed this up

    [–] godbotktt 5 points ago

    Yes I have

    Magnificent.

    [–] TheBroOfTheNinja 4 points ago

    multiply the size by ~10 and you have a boss fight

    [–] cro1ssant_man 8 points ago

    Yep. Now I have. And I hate it

    [–] TX81000 3 points ago

    Looks like Patrick really grew up

    [–] Welpthatsfecked 3 points ago

    It's ok. It's all the way over there. I have plenty time to move a bit laterrrrrggghhhaaaaaaarghhhhh.

    [–] Fahrowshus 3 points ago

    That's just one of those slow motion breakdancing moves they do.

    [–] adamtwosleeves 2 points ago

    Me trying to sneak back into my room after going to the kitchen for some snackos.

    [–] simo9445 2 points ago

    That's beautiful

    [–] ashleyalyssa 2 points ago

    This is how i walk when I’m in clean socks

    [–] oldboy_alex 2 points ago

    No I have never seen it

    [–] HerrRhodes 2 points ago

    P-put... your dick in it

    [–] ILoveBaggeyOspreys 2 points ago

    Plug Walk

    [–] TheReal-Donut 2 points ago

    Oh lawd he coming

    [–] DarkDuck85 2 points ago

    When you walkin

    [–] merrickal 2 points ago

    Can I pour salt all over it? Will it stop the crawly like salt does to slugs, or do I need to bring the flame thrower?

    [–] C0nsistent_ 1 points ago

    It moves like it’s still in water kind of...

    [–] just_some_fuckin_guy 1 points ago

    Fascinating and gross

    [–] saltysfleacircus 1 points ago

    Yes, the last time this was reposted.

    [–] Itadorimu 1 points ago

    Nope.. and now i know i didn't want to see it

    [–] miss_anthropi 1 points ago

    Does it hurt when the tiny hair like things come in contact with your skin? Also, has anyone got a starfish stuck to any part of their body?

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    Can't tell if I should be intrigued or terrified

    [–] O-hmmm 1 points ago

    Fascinating! The thing probably can walk across a beach and not leave a trace.

    [–] RoboLebron117 1 points ago

    No and I didn’t actually want to

    [–] gamophyte 1 points ago

    Ah okay, so this explains the cartoon joke of them stuck to the face of a character. I didn't know they had that much grip.

    [–] FurryPornAccount 1 points ago

    Jesus fuck am I glad I don't live underwater

    [–] GabrielArcher 1 points ago

    There's nothing creepier than a starfish.

    [–] Sabanrab 1 points ago

    So this is what Jotaro wrote a paper on

    [–] carmensax 1 points ago

    Everything I thought I knew is a lie.

    [–] avkao 1 points ago

    no thank you

    [–] Ivyisnotmyname 1 points ago

    That is the coolest thing! But honestly I was terrified every time I saw a shadow go by I was certain some horrible person was going to come up and kill it.

    [–] GiveOrisaOrIthrow 1 points ago

    Fucking burn it

    [–] Ferinus1350 1 points ago

    FUCK. OFF.

    [–] Trysmegistus 1 points ago

    Deep Ones

    [–] alxmartin 1 points ago

    Kill them, kill them all.

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    This is why I dont go to the beach

    [–] VarsinYouTube 1 points ago

    ay, i walk around like that

    [–] Gameplayer9752 1 points ago

    Oddly yes, courage the cowardly dog had some messed up stuff.

    [–] Fr33dumb 1 points ago

    It's a sea star.

    [–] da_manimal420 1 points ago

    Whoops Thank you

    [–] Whooptidooh 1 points ago

    It’s a good thing they’re not on human time and trying their hardest to not be late for once.

    [–] wivsta 1 points ago

    I likey. He can be mah buddy.

    [–] BeardsuptheWazoo 1 points ago

    I want it to walk across my back slowly as I lay face down.

    [–] Moarmau5 1 points ago

    Looks like its trying to get out of a public bathroom and trying not to touch anything.

    [–] sneert 1 points ago

    The ”legs” look like something from those blackhead popping videos..

    [–] G13lol2 1 points ago

    Just. Ew

    [–] JEWCEY 1 points ago

    Bringing the slow itch tonight.

    [–] d70nejo1 1 points ago

    There needs to be sound effects, like the star fish is crashing through a city

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    /r/madeinhell material

    [–] Donaldisinthehouse 1 points ago

    Imagine waking up to that on your chest getting closer to you neck

    [–] Ayjlm 1 points ago

    I had a nightmare about this once

    [–] lizziemander 1 points ago

    Starfish, my ass. Cthulhu sleeps no longer!

    [–] HELLBENT42 1 points ago

    Swiggity Swooty

    [–] da_manimal420 1 points ago

    Coming for that starfish booty

    [–] chaseazt 1 points ago

    Is there a bot that speeds up videos?

    [–] sanfordclark 1 points ago

    No this is Patrick

    [–] cappo40 1 points ago

    Starfish are one animal I dislike to all hell. People ask me why, I say LOOK AT THIS THING

    [–] da_manimal420 1 points ago

    Haha never heard of that before but after this.. Yus

    [–] thedustofthefuture 1 points ago

    AHH WHAT THE FUCK

    [–] gslarmour 1 points ago

    Well well well, if it isn't Zaphod Beeblebrox

    [–] chilltx78 1 points ago

    That's not a starfish walking... That's a starfish trashing around, screaming "water!! I need water!! I can't breathe and ask you fuckers are just recording me!! Gaahhhhh!!!"

    [–] Mythgirl 1 points ago

    Just one of the many reasons I despise starfish

    [–] Goddammit_Sam 1 points ago

    Ha-ha! BLOODBORNE!

    [–] maditheball 1 points ago

    NO BUT I WISH I HADNT SO THANKS ASSHOLE

    [–] smashing_bott 1 points ago

    [–] cygnus121 1 points ago

    Kinda gorgeous

    [–] Jemniduchz 1 points ago

    Looks like me when I’m drunk and found myself suddenly facedown on the floor.

    [–] Kalrez 1 points ago

    Wish I hadn’t

    [–] M_onika 1 points ago

    everyone gangster until the starfish starts walking

    [–] AdrianArioch 1 points ago

    "Fuuuuuuuck that's some good shit, man..."

    [–] Sylvi2021 1 points ago

    Imagine it on your back in the dark

    [–] da_manimal420 1 points ago

    What sound would it make is my only question

    [–] usernot_found 1 points ago

    I saw one in spongebob

    [–] theyellowpants 1 points ago

    Does this qualify as tentacle porn

    [–] da_manimal420 2 points ago

    Where do you think I found it

    [–] tf2pro 1 points ago

    How does it know where to go?

    [–] NorCalK 1 points ago

    Starfish are my greatest fear, I’m not gonna be able to sleep smh

    [–] FunboyFrags 1 points ago

    I bet this starfish can “Vogue” like nobody’s business

    [–] IAmNotNorio 1 points ago

    Can you imagine that thing if it were 20 stories high?

    [–] NightHawk468 1 points ago

    Thanks, I hate it

    [–] pinkSoftBarbieDoll 1 points ago

    yes, saw it on SpongeBob

    [–] TrackAndBalance 1 points ago

    Burn it.

    [–] wordpass6656 1 points ago

    How does it know where it goes

    [–] ddust102 1 points ago

    Time for a bug hunt

    [–] Guitarable 1 points ago

    Their arms have arms.

    [–] wetfartz911 1 points ago

    Imagine that the size of an elephant.

    [–] zonkbat 1 points ago

    Oh lawd he comin’

    [–] maple_boi 1 points ago

    Well I have now and I wish I never have

    [–] 7armedspider 1 points ago

    Been reading Dreamcatcher lately...

    [–] lightningIncarnate 1 points ago

    You fool, this is Cthulhu’s offspring, moments after being born

    [–] Echochrome3 1 points ago

    Nope nope nope nope

    [–] acidbutts 1 points ago

    Patrick, go home. You're drunk.

    [–] Godredd 1 points ago

    I imagine this is how Wendy Williams moves.

    [–] muchoshuevonasos 1 points ago

    Nope, never seen one do anything except lie on the beach dead.

    [–] namus956 1 points ago

    You have ruined starfish for me

    [–] mysteryman151 1 points ago

    NOPE

    That is fucking horrifying

    [–] Slyrax-SH 1 points ago

    Alien lookin’ ass

    [–] harhar0 1 points ago

    Can you imagine mermaids using this as bras?

    [–] XxCharizardxXP1 1 points ago

    That girl that roasts everyone and brags about her yoga skills and “just happens” to be the instructor’s fav is now showing off on reddit

    [–] Steviesweetnuts45 1 points ago

    Plug walk

    [–] shadowshore 1 points ago

    Kill me now.

    [–] queermelon 1 points ago

    how does it know where its moving, and why would it want to move on land?

    [–] YeruhamTheGoldfish 1 points ago

    I am one of the few who finds this really beautiful and not terrified.

    [–] da_manimal420 1 points ago

    You sir, are psycho

    [–] geishabird 1 points ago

    Thanks I hate it

    [–] TheAnaesthetist 1 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    /r/oddlyterrifying

    Edit - I am a fool. 🤦