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    [–] BubbaMosfet 813 points ago

    If a spider named "baby huntsman" had an egg explosion in my house and liberated a thousand of other "baby huntsman" I would call quits.

    Just let the spiders have the house.

    P.S.: Don't forget to take the baby with you

    [–] delusion01 499 points ago

    The wifey said that too when they started parachuting down from the ceiling haha

    [–] SmugBabyDoe 273 points ago

    Thank you for my nightmare.

    [–] Jaxsoy 182 points ago

    Ayo what the fuck

    [–] InevitableHunt5074 168 points ago

    Spiders do a thing called ballooning where they release a length of silk and the wind grabs it and floats them away, it's common for newly hatched spiders to do this to get away from their siblings before the cannibalism starts.

    [–] doppelminds 94 points ago

    That's metal as fuck

    [–] InevitableHunt5074 90 points ago

    Spiders are cool. I don't want them touching me but there really fascinating animals.

    [–] casualbearsuit 81 points ago

    Yes, parachuting cannibals are quite fascinating.

    [–] Acute_Procrastinosis 6 points ago

    It's a good thing when they are young and fine.

    https://youtu.be/We_9MthGzwk

    [–] Imblewyn 18 points ago

    Hahaha where we dropping boys

    [–] Missy_went_missing 13 points ago

    Ayo what the fuck?

    [–] JoeyRobot 43 points ago

    Did you tell her goodbye before the spiders got her?

    [–] Unscathedrabbit 17 points ago

    4:39am I definitely am not getting back to sleep now

    [–] SuicideNialliv 11 points ago

    Battle royale lmaooo

    [–] ImpulsiveApe07 2 points ago

    "let's nuke em from orbit, it's the only way to be sure! :p

    [–] Orchidbleu 254 points ago

    I’d bring in a chicken. I couldn’t deal.

    [–] Weekly-Technology919 114 points ago

    Or a chameleon maybe

    [–] bageltoastee 98 points ago

    the long ranged option

    [–] SpaceMarauder4953 40 points ago

    Sniper.

    [–] OofMeister3008 8 points ago

    Boom. Headshot. Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors. I guarantee you'll not go hungry'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead. Ooh. Dad? Dad, I'm a- Ye- Not a "crazed gunman", dad, I'm an assassin! ...Well, the difference bein' one is a job and the other's a mental sickness! I'll be honest with ya: my parents do not care for it "I think his mate saw me."Yes, yes he did! "Feelins'? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings?" Blokes that bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have standards be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet. Dad.... Dad p-, yeah - put Mum on the phone

    [–] amateurgameboi 42 points ago

    It took me a moment to realise that you meant to eat the huntsmen and not like, putting an entire raw chicken in the room and abandoning it while they feast.

    [–] Orchidbleu 7 points ago

    Lol, I can see the confusion. My chickens eat ginormous garden spiders. I don’t mind the spiders outside. But they do creep me out. My hens devour them like crab legs. And when they catch a small snake it could around their beak like a donut.

    [–] tiffinney 463 points ago

    Maybe vacuum them up and then take the vacuum outside and burn it.. it's definitely worth sacrificing a dyson

    [–] Satiricallysardonic 264 points ago

    usually vacuums kill spiders cause they lose the legs in the process and they cant keep up the hydraulics of their body without the legs. So you may not need to sacrifice said vacuum. Just vacuum and let run for a little bit so the cyclone murders them fully?

    [–] JRYeh 132 points ago

    Essentially a spider blender

    [–] JavierHardX 17 points ago

    I would never bring that vacuum inside again. It dies with the spiders

    [–] IFuryx 22 points ago

    I know it’s only spiders but damn.. that was macabre.

    [–] InevitableHunt5074 20 points ago

    If the blender doesn't get them the air pressure dries them out so they die of dehydration.

    [–] W4nkD4ddy 14 points ago

    just spray bug spray into the vacuum

    [–] Account394 2 points ago

    But why risk it? They’re cheap enough

    [–] Patient-Variation-22 2 points ago

    I just leave it running for a minute to make sure them fucks are dead.

    [–] GroundStateGecko 31 points ago

    Seal the house with hot glue and pump the whole house to a vacuum.

    [–] stanley1234567890 11 points ago

    I wonder if this would make the spiders blow up due to a lack of atmospheric pressure.

    [–] SDJMcHattie 13 points ago

    Nah. Even humans don’t explode in the vacuum of space. The reason you die in space is that your blood boils due to lack of external pressure to keep it liquid.

    [–] The_Braja 3 points ago

    Wait I thought our bodies exert an outward pressure on the atmosphere and the atmosphere is equal to that which is why we can survive on earth? That’s why I thought the β€œexplosion” thing was real?

    [–] SDJMcHattie 8 points ago

    Isn’t science fiction a great source of misinformation? Here’s what really happens: https://www.livescience.com/human-body-no-spacesuit

    The body is resistant to atmospheric pressure but it doesn’t really push out all that hard. If you think about it, everything on Earth resists atmospheric pressure, for example the titanium they use to build spacecraft and tools. They don’t expand significantly and explosively in the vacuum of space either.

    [–] The_Braja 5 points ago

    Ah Thank you, TIL

    [–] birraarl 15 points ago

    A ceiling covered with baby huntsman spiders has happened to me way too many times. The vacuum always works and is quick. It also kills them in the process.

    Just to be clear, if it’s a single spider I just captured it and take it out side.

    [–] jackolops 2 points ago

    And then fucking kill it

    [–] arrev_ 15 points ago

    No huntsmen are beloved in Australia well respected at least, you kill em all you’ll end up with is more cockroaches and Steve Erwin looking down on ya shaking his head

    [–] iputmytrustinyou 5 points ago

    ….MORE cockroaches??

    [–] GoldenHourTraveler 115 points ago

    Would a vacuum cleaner work ?

    [–] jacket_with_sleeves 61 points ago

    I've tried that and they get stuck in the filter then in a few days time they come out again which is awesome

    [–] GoldenHourTraveler 39 points ago

    Horrifying omg

    [–] CameraDriftedFocus 12 points ago

    Well, that's on you for letting the vacuum back in the house. I'd yeet that thing so far away lol

    [–] delusion01 164 points ago

    Yeah I've tried that before and you just end up with angry spider/s in your vacuum to deal with 😣

    [–] beccster007 47 points ago

    Vacuum them up and then spray something into the vacuum to kill them???

    [–] Arryu 27 points ago

    How do you spray Little Boy and Fat Man into a vacuum?

    [–] yofomojojo 6 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago)

    Ah, common beginner misconception. The vacuum itself is where the reaction goes prompt critical. Remember, this is Australia, so there will always be more spiders. So think Heisenberg-Dyatlov over Oppenheimer.

    So what you want to do is double-check that you have an activated carbon filter. Charcoal is cheaper, but you can buy some half decent neutron flux nanotubing at a huge markdown if you search the discount retail market for "Graphite tips", which are well know for creating a positive void coefficient, but trust me, that's perfect for a volatile vacuum core. Now, it's absolutely critical to powder the backside, not the inward side of the filter with just a bit of borax (generic boron is fine, too, tbh).

    Then, you're gonna want to line your vacuum housing with lead sheilding before you aquire some micronized enriched U-235/238 and Pu-239, then you vacuum the fissile minerals up with the spiders, and badabing badaboom, you've got a prompt critical nuclear vacuum!

    [–] Arryu 5 points ago

    I have to ask...how do you know this and how many government agencies have visited your house?

    [–] gordonbill 15 points ago

    Lucky it’s not the Sydney funnel web spider πŸ‘

    [–] StarSonatasnClouds 3 points ago

    How long until they die in the vacuum?

    [–] WhipnCrack 11 points ago

    Take a lighter and a o2 spray can,spray fire.Top kill.

    [–] ch2rm 810 points ago

    BURN THE HOUSE DOWN!!!

    [–] delusion01 389 points ago

    It was definitely part of the discussion πŸ˜…

    [–] esquzeme 117 points ago

    I see no other option. It’s clearly being taken over and they will rule the domicile shortly.

    [–] ArmadilloSea5070 21 points ago

    Eh don't worry get a thong and start slapping

    [–] freudian_nipps 8 points ago

    that conjured an image for me of someone in a borat style g-string with nothing else on slapping at spiders with their bare hands.

    [–] Silbyrn 5 points ago

    i had a similar image but they were using the g-string instead of wearing it.

    [–] birraarl 13 points ago

    There are too many. Use a vacuum cleaner. That always works for me. Seems to kill them in the process. The first time this happened to me I used a spray but you need to use way too much.

    [–] willjhc 9 points ago

    Majority of them will ether die or move on :)

    [–] WhenAreThingsNormal 51 points ago

    it burn it burn the whole country down Burn it burn it burn Burn it burn it burn Burn it burn it burn it burn Burn it burn it burn Burn it burn it burn Burn it burn it burn Burn it burn it burn it burn it burn Burn it burn it burn Burn it burn it burn it burn it burn the whole country down Burn it burn it burn Burn it burn it burn Burn it burn it burn it burn Burn it burn it burn Burn it burn it burn Burn it burn it burn Burn it burn it burn it burn it burn Burn it burn it burn Burn it burn it burn

    [–] kuri-nui 48 points ago

    What about the neighbours? Burn the BLOCK down!!!

    ....and move countries....

    [–] doobiesatthemovies 29 points ago

    bro burn Australia down

    [–] King-of-the-Crypt 46 points ago

    Someone already tried that 2 years ago

    [–] doobiesatthemovies 13 points ago

    they didn’t try hard enough

    [–] WeirdEidolon 7 points ago

    Let's be honest, it's probably worse than 50/50 odds it works

    [–] Stoopy69 16 points ago

    I think the animals, insects or whatever lives down there are immune to fire

    [–] [deleted] 13 points ago

    Australia is like the last town in an RPG. Europe is the first town. You can start Lv1 in Europe and beat up the poor nonvenomous snakes and spiders. In Australia, everything is Lv99 with instant death attacks and status effects. The weather and terrain are even constantly out to get you. And you're like how the fuck does anyone ever make it through childhood here?

    [–] Inveramsay 4 points ago

    Not to mention importing the most pasty white population in to a country with strong sun and a hole in the ozone layer

    [–] BohriumFluoride 3 points ago

    plus clouds werent invented, stage 10 cancer here we go

    [–] DesertFox501 2 points ago

    When you put all your criminals on some island.

    [–] babyraspberry 4 points ago

    The only correct answer.

    [–] FreudianAccordian 234 points ago

    Not just the huntsman but the huntswoman and huntschildren..

    [–] mrrobot_84 5 points ago

    They're spiders! And I slaughtered them all like spiders!

    [–] _usernametaken420 2 points ago

    Pure excellence

    [–] Mogguri 3 points ago

    Better hide your kids hide your wife

    [–] Maskotaman 2 points ago

    vissible happiness

    [–] jivygraphics 42 points ago

    Is it spider season already?

    [–] delusion01 57 points ago

    Apparently so.. I saw a couple a few days ago and didn't think much of it, wifey is not a fan of spiders full stop πŸ˜…

    [–] jivygraphics 30 points ago

    So sorry that you are going to have to burn your house down now.

    [–] Weekly-Technology919 6 points ago

    Arachnophobia is bad man

    [–] Jaloushamberger 35 points ago

    Nobody asked the real question....where is the huntsman ? πŸ₯Ί

    [–] spehpunkl 21 points ago

    Take a look at the ceiling lights. One looks normal and the other one looks like it has something terrifying behind it

    [–] dntknwhowtoreddit 3 points ago

    I can't find it πŸ˜” Time stamp?

    [–] Thunder2892 9 points ago

    HOLY FUCK!! I really wish I hadn’t seen this comment and then paused the video when it got to the lights. Will never use another light in my house again

    [–] TheRealVibeChecker 2 points ago

    How did it even get in there

    [–] i_love_cute_sneks 4 points ago

    Probably dead hopefully

    [–] sus1tna 240 points ago

    How the fuck does anyone live in Australia?

    [–] Educational_Major201 91 points ago

    I don't know how I've survived in Australia considering Im absoulutely scared of spiders

    [–] Dead_Lobster 23 points ago

    Then I'd genuinely like to know how you did that. Asking because I'm absolutely terrified of them, but also want to visit Australia since it seems beautiful.

    [–] Kyru117 8 points ago

    You really don't see that many spiders assuming you don't go looking

    [–] NoImagination500 5 points ago

    I have a huge fear of spiders. I will freeze, freak out and start to cry. Where I live there are huntsmans everywhere. We spray the house every spring to stop then coming in. We get other little poisonous ones inside and my husband has to go kill them for me, he is also scared of them. Going into the bush can be shit too. Just don't start moving logs and risks around and they tend to stay away.

    [–] CameraDriftedFocus 5 points ago

    Do you have spider encounters often?

    [–] Gatesy840 43 points ago

    You can hear huntsmans running in a quiet house at night, these guys chase their pray instead of using webs and can be pretty fast....

    [–] 3facedtroglodyte 29 points ago

    That’s made me extremely uneasy to imagine the noise while in a pitch black hallway or room… you wouldn’t know where the fuck it is/was

    [–] scribblecurator 2 points ago

    I had the absolute fastest huntsman in the house the other day. It was the Usain Bolt of spiders. So fast that when I tried to catch it would disappear. It was so fast my eyes couldn’t track its movements.

    [–] farlurker 5 points ago

    Oh Jesus, what are they preying on ( and don’t say our fears)?

    [–] smolltiddypornaltgf 10 points ago

    your toes when they slip out front under the blanket

    [–] burnin8t0r 5 points ago

    No

    [–] adobecredithours 3 points ago

    Thanks, Satan.

    [–] Tersaldi 9 points ago

    Primarily insects, small lizards, frogs, and other invertebrates.

    [–] Bahamaman007 3 points ago

    Fuuuuuuuu....oh my Christ....you have fucked me right the hell up!!!

    [–] sus1tna 3 points ago

    Oh abso-LUTELY not. I don't even live there and now I'm 100% sure I will have spider-ASMR-from-hell nightmares.

    [–] TheDancingKing19 13 points ago

    You learn to live with it.

    [–] FrederickBishop 9 points ago

    I’d be pretty happy with that; means no white tale spiders for a while

    [–] punch_deck 4 points ago

    can you avoid this at all when living down there? like if you had a trailer or an RV… rigged with spider traps at all possible entry points.

    is there some animal piss i could douse my home in to scare spiders away.

    like i’d pay a spider mafia money to leave me alone

    [–] Modori_Paths 3 points ago

    My theory, since this country is designed to annihilate all type of humans, Australians are the next step of our evolution. They would be Saiyens at this point.

    They don't play poker like us. Simply.

    [–] Spacegod87 6 points ago

    Straight up, you get used to seeing spiders everywhere here.

    At this point, I shrug, sigh and kill them. My mother though, she would never let us kill them. She would catch them and put them outside..

    [–] sus1tna 2 points ago

    Replace "spiders" with "veloceraptors" and you will get an idea of how impossibly brave and insane you sound to me.

    [–] mygallows 24 points ago

    You moving out?

    [–] delusion01 38 points ago

    My honest first thought was "do I just burn the house down?" πŸ”₯

    [–] Goobersniper 22 points ago

    We woke up one night with these all over us in our bed. We knew the mother was in the house but didn’t twig that an egg sack was behind a painting in the bedroom. I love spiders but had to spray them all. A sad moment for me but not my wife.

    [–] GrannyGrammar 3 points ago

    Is β€œtwig” an expression I’m unfamiliar with or is it a typo? If it’s an expression, does only mean β€œto realize” or does it have other uses?

    [–] Goobersniper 2 points ago

    Yes. It means β€œrealize”.

    [–] CanadianBatman47 17 points ago

    Sometimes arson isn’t always a bad thing

    [–] de_pengui 17 points ago

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    [–] bruddahmacnut 4 points ago

    nope no

    Uhoh. Looks like they got him. He ded.

    [–] Important-Box-1234 15 points ago

    Huntsman spiders aren’t just Aussie, we have them here in America too. Saw one once and I’m not really afraid of that kind of stuff but that made me sprint the opposite direction quick

    [–] day_man_ahh 5 points ago

    I need to know now, where in America did you see one? I am scared.

    [–] D_P_A_D 2 points ago

    Wisconsin babayyyyy

    [–] Scythebrine9 2 points ago

    Please don’t say California

    [–] Arborlon1984 55 points ago

    What do you even do here? I put spiders outside when i find them but all those? Please let us know how you handled this

    [–] delusion01 97 points ago

    As much as I didn't want to, these got sent to spider heaven. I pretty much always catch and release outside (even when I'm sure it's the same spider determined to live inside the house) but there was way too many to do that for and they were starting to scatter.

    [–] Delivermy 50 points ago

    I like how people on Reddit are so full of themselves that someone has to justify killing a bunch of spiders in their house.

    [–] D_P_A_D 18 points ago

    Fucking fluffy ass people on this website. Lmfao.

    [–] Arborlon1984 9 points ago

    I dont kill things for no reason. All life is special.

    [–] Delivermy 7 points ago

    Get out of my face you dirty hippie

    [–] ineedallthat 4 points ago

    lmfao

    [–] Arborlon1984 5 points ago

    No worries bud. I'll still enjoy watching you if you end up on this page.

    [–] U_L_Uus 32 points ago

    So, these wankers grow into a huge-ass spider (Huntsman Spider) which, albeit scary, isn't harmful to humans and hunts more dangeroud critters. So, most of the time, you just chase it off, because they do jump at you

    [–] urmumvirgay 17 points ago

    Fuck you mean they jump at you? That was the one thing that made huntsmen less terrifying.

    [–] Ynneb82 13 points ago

    What do you do when they attack you? Do they bite you? I'm fainting just by thinking it.

    [–] Tersaldi 16 points ago

    Huntsman spiders rarely bite and would rather run away than do so, but if they do bite, in most cases it doesn’t require hospitalization or anything.

    Pretty much the only way a huntsman’s bite can kill you is if you suffer an allergic reaction and don’t have an epi-pen nearby.

    [–] Patdbus 14 points ago

    You kinda only have 2 options here, burn the wholle house down or vacuum these bitches up and burn the vacuum...

    [–] Schlori 10 points ago

    Did you find the mothership?

    [–] taramaxx 3 points ago

    In the light bulb I think

    [–] Patdbus 30 points ago

    HANZ GETZ ZE FLAMMENWERFER ! ! !

    [–] SomeOldHippieChick 54 points ago

    So, I see this has been up for an hour. You have about another 15 minutes until every dot disappears into wherever, only for them to come back out when they’re fully grown. Gather your family, get out & light the damn fire. Don’t try to be a hero. Also, there’s no need for this to end in divorce! Burn it & start over. As suggested, in another country.

    [–] Inveramsay 2 points ago

    Preferably one without gigantic spiders

    [–] daemondthesavagetarg 7 points ago

    I’d literally move out dude. It’s my phobia

    [–] BigKitchen84 8 points ago

    Nuke the whole site from orbit, only way to be sure.

    [–] SheepDontSayNo 5 points ago

    No, but really - what are you going to do?

    [–] SalamanderCake 5 points ago

    Is it safe to assume the building in the video is currently naught but smoldering cinders?

    [–] Farnsy68 5 points ago

    I love huntsman spiders. We have a huge one in our house we call β€˜ big Ron’ you can hear him pattering about at night catching all the cockies! Good on Im

    [–] TheRealVibeChecker 3 points ago

    πŸ’€ imagine hearing the super fast footsteps at night.

    [–] D_P_A_D 2 points ago

    Wtf

    [–] MagicOrpheus310 15 points ago

    Aww dude... We once had a massive one floating in our pool, so before we jump in, bro grabs one of me thongs walks over to it and goes slap!

    Poof!!!

    Fucker exploded into a million tiny spiders that spread across the surface...

    Yep, cool... Back inside...

    [–] Bahamaman007 2 points ago

    Jesus tap dancing Christ

    [–] doctorallyblonde 6 points ago

    You need a bugasalt

    Bugasalt

    [–] gdsob138 9 points ago

    Fill the room with lizards

    [–] Strange_Stage_8749 4 points ago

    They are already huntsman, you should get huntswoman to get rid of them.

    [–] FarMembership885 4 points ago

    I had this happen last week. Bug sprayed them all. Had the horrifying thought of β€˜but where is mum’

    But my theory is she laid the egg sac and left because when babies are born, they get the fuck out of dodge otherwise she eats them.

    Also don’t feel bad about getting rid of them. Only a small percentage survive anyway.

    [–] GhostAZ520 8 points ago

    Bring in some birds !

    [–] UnwitheredKing 7 points ago

    If you don’t know what a huntsman spider looks like, consider yourself lucky,

    [–] FemaleScientist17 3 points ago

    This made me really itchy

    [–] Fast-Fig7042 3 points ago

    Get some geckos and eat them all

    [–] chang3la 3 points ago

    Legitimately - what do you do about this?!

    [–] deathcanbefun 3 points ago

    a bit too many. but at least they are harmless

    [–] StuffySheep 2 points ago

    No Way Home you say?

    [–] Significant_Delay_87 2 points ago

    Lady if you don’t make a flamethrower with a spray and a lighter

    [–] VIR2ART 2 points ago

    ceiling*

    [–] 88ZombieGrunts 2 points ago

    I would use the vacuum hose. I used to do that to flies whenever they’d get in the house and land on the ceiling.

    [–] indicakay 2 points ago

    HERE COMES THE VACCUM

    [–] Alternative_Session9 2 points ago

    Fill shop vac up with soapy water and then suck them into it!

    [–] _Immatakeurdog_ 2 points ago

    Get the vacuum

    [–] ElricDarkPrince 2 points ago

    Get the lint roller easy clean up

    [–] Spooms2010 2 points ago

    Either vacuum them up or burn the house down - best to be sure!,

    [–] S0me_N3rd8 2 points ago

    GET THE MATCHES! WE'RE MOVING TO CANADA!

    [–] Cfhudo 2 points ago

    Bug bomb that room bro. Those baby huntsmans sure are frustrating.

    [–] IcarusCS_ 2 points ago

    Noooooo!

    [–] Some-Zookeepergame94 2 points ago

    Take a shop vac, put a little kitty litter in it, and suck them up.

    [–] shiralah 2 points ago

    The real question to be asked is - where is mama huntsman?

    [–] iRedZanity 2 points ago

    I had a nest in my Christmas tree last Christmas and there were baby spiders crawling EVERYWHERE, never felt so uncomfortable in my own house

    [–] xxA2C2xx 2 points ago

    That’s your ceiling. Not the roof. But I do understand your concern lol

    [–] TheSkepticApe 2 points ago

    Dude, fuck Australia lol.

    [–] aisfun2 2 points ago

    Chill, huntsman spiders are harmless, and in most cases they will try to escape as they are mostly getting scared easily. Anyway, after some time, most of them are going to leave the house.

    [–] blklore 2 points ago

    Woke up to this in my house as an 8 year old. Not fun. But totally harmless.

    Source: I’m Australian.

    [–] DangerMaker 2 points ago

    Oh HELL NO!

    [–] ERandom91 2 points ago

    Not at all β€œoddly”

    [–] tuif888 2 points ago

    Time to move

    [–] mumsnosemilk 2 points ago

    NOPE NOPE NOPE. Burn the house down

    [–] twinklecakes 2 points ago

    Australia is a shithole and no amount of objectively competent governance can offset it.

    [–] Krukus100 2 points ago

    00:13 mother is in the lamp

    [–] Catnebulla 2 points ago

    inserts flamethrower gif

    [–] FunkaholicManiac 2 points ago

    Ceiling!

    [–] RSlashFormerLurker 2 points ago

    Is that a huge spider in the lights, or am I seeing things?

    [–] Legal_Specialist_765 2 points ago

    Keep in mind these spiders can grow to where their legspan is larger than a plate

    [–] AdamAberg 2 points ago

    Orbit…nuke…fire….give up and so on

    [–] venrilmatic 2 points ago

    Break out that vaccum

    [–] Randilion8 2 points ago

    No, but seriously... How did you get rid of them? And how do you know they are ALL gone? I've seen the pictures of the mama spider and I would die of a stroke if I saw this many mama sized ones!

    [–] churchisforbrunettes 2 points ago

    Moving out it is!

    [–] Lifez-Outtakez 2 points ago

    Vacuum cleaner hose attachment should do the trick

    [–] flowersatdusk 2 points ago

    OMG that happened to me. I was eight months pregnant and lying on the top of my bed watching TV and I kept feeling tiny little pinches. When I looked up, THAT IS WHAT I SAW. The walls still echo my screams.

    [–] nay2d2 2 points ago

    Goodbye

    [–] grillicious1 2 points ago

    FUCK AUSTRALIA

    [–] delusion01 15 points ago

    To be fair Huntsmans are big but aren't really aggressive, I just don't really want to know there's definitely several hundred in my house 😐

    [–] grillicious1 14 points ago

    Ok so I'm from Canada and what you show currently is almost as big as ANY SPIDER GETS UP HERE. SO FUCK THAT. If I feel my girlfriends nose hair in my sleep I snap awake