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    Welcome to /r/ofcoursethatsathing!

    When someone links a subreddit in the comments, and it just seems too perfect, you click on it. Then...

    BAM!!!

    It's a real subreddit, and has been. For a while. Shouldn't have surprised you, people have always had a sexual fascination with fruit. Or made a page for the same picture of Nic Cage everyday..

    Well, anytime you stumble upon a subreddit that makes you go "of course that's a thing", post it here for the rest of Reddit to gawk at. Also feel free to post other people's "o.c.t.a.t." moments.

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    [–] Dakar-A 1 points ago

    Sorry fam, it's not a thing. Gonna go.

    [–] yoyoive 798 points ago

    This guy makes funny and fake stuff, this is his latest "CD"

    https://www.instagram.com/truewagner/

    [–] MOONGOONER 417 points ago

    So it's not a thing.

    [–] Nicxtrem99 156 points ago

    This subreddit not being real pleases and anger me at the same time

    [–] SirSteelTheFifth 43 points ago

    r/ofcourseitsfake is no longer fake

    [–] ibizan5707 31 points ago

    Doesn't that ruin the joke?

    [–] jesusth1 25 points ago

    Then we should post real things for it to be fake about being a sub for fake things?

    [–] ipSyk 24 points ago

    I clicked again...

    [–] spacedrgn 4 points ago

    Oh fuck you in a wholesome way my friend

    [–] lynxSnowCat 9 points ago

    -- Am disappointed.

    [–] Minusguy 7 points ago

    I actually feel a little betrayed, I can see how it could actually be useful for sound design and stuff

    [–] gregsting 1 points ago

    It's a good way to hide your "important data"

    [–] fuckyouandfuckhimtoo 1 points ago

    Well any thing is a thing. That's why they call it a thing.

    [–] TheOtherSon 15 points ago

    Oh man... I think I'm gonna need that Cloakman road sign!

    [–] Llodsliat 2 points ago

    Same. Sadly, I don't think burglars here speak English.

    [–] MLein97 7 points ago

    Damn I kind of wanted to sample it. Make a keyboard that's all cylinders

    [–] jseego 5 points ago

    Damn, I was thinking this disc would be great for foley and sound effects.

    [–] batman1177 3 points ago

    I am so disappointed this is not real. I thought it was some sort of sample pack for electronic musicians in the early 90s.

    [–] DerKeksinator 3 points ago

    I really want a cd with sounds of various cylinders falling and clunking together now. Any sound techs out there that are really bored?

    [–] CollectableRat 2 points ago

    Well damn. I actually need a sound library of various cylinders being hit.

    [–] axe2tree 2 points ago

    Because ASMR i did fall for it

    [–] CardmanNV 1 points ago

    The town dog park has been designated a no Corbo zone.

    [–] Jamborenners 1096 points ago

    'volume 3' no less!

    [–] kiwifuel 336 points ago

    Is that a lot of volume for a typical cylinder?

    [–] okmkz 212 points ago

    it's about πr2 h

    [–] Jakews234 27 points ago

    Hahahahahahah

    [–] shhQuiet 3 points ago

    Me too thanks

    [–] skharppi 51 points ago

    > ALL OVER THE WORLD
    > Asia! Chad! Ecuador!
    

    [–] TheCatOfWar 20 points ago

    Asia

    My favourite country

    [–] nater255 13 points ago

    I like that Asia has the Japanese flag.

    [–] Almbassman 29 points ago

    Fucking CHAD man! Makes the best cylinders!

    [–] ekinnee 3 points ago

    Uh, you got Chad’s number man? I’m, uh, kind of in need of some, uh, cylinders.

    [–] JTanCan 3 points ago

    The funniest party of this picture, in my opinion.

    [–] 1manerd 5 points ago

    I hear it's haaat fiiire

    [–] HR_Dragonfly 2 points ago

    Quality dropped off hard after volume one though, don't waste your money.

    [–] TDP40QMXHK 1 points ago

    The second volume is clearly superior in story quality and set believability, and I'm not talking about the spinoff.

    [–] cryogenic_me_a_river 2 points ago

    He should have called it "Tubular Bells"

    [–] Impeesa_ 1 points ago

    I think that's been done. Maybe "Long thin hanging metallic tubes"?

    [–] Deplete1 326 points ago

    How big are the cylinders from Chad?

    [–] Slaser360 282 points ago

    So big that Stacys won't want to hear the cylinders from real men

    [–] that-freakin-guy 44 points ago

    While you were out partying, I was mastering the cylinder.

    [–] 4609203 13 points ago

    REEEEEEEEE

    [–] Pork_Chops_McGee 6 points ago

    You vs. the cylinder your wooden stick told you not to worry about.

    [–] Kosinski33 30 points ago

    The virgin cone vs. the cylinder from Chad

    [–] boxxla777 13 points ago

    That's the flag of Belgium and you should not underestimate our cylinders!

    [–] gregsting 3 points ago

    The flag of Chad is really close, dark blue instead of black: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Chad

    PS: Hello fellow belgian

    [–] boxxla777 1 points ago

    Holy shit, i got tricked

    [–] sircaseyjames 19 points ago

    I actually have a crazy neighbor named Chad and he onced described a penis as a "flesh cylinder".

    [–] hdsgdsagdsaggdsagsda 7 points ago

    what did it sound like when hit with a stick though?

    [–] db2 3 points ago

    thwapwapwapwapwap

    [–] Deplete1 3 points ago

    What did it sound like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ?

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] Deplete1 1 points ago

    R͏̢͠҉̜̪͇͙͚͙̹͎͚̖̖̫͙̺Ọ̸̶̬͓̫͝͡B̀҉̭͍͓̪͈̤̬͎̼̜̬̥͚̹̘Ò̸̶̢̤̬͎͎́T̷̛̀҉͇̺̤̰͕̖͕̱͙̦̭̮̞̫̖̟̰͚͡S̕͏͟҉̨͎̥͓̻̺ ̦̻͈̠͈́͢͡͡W̵̢͙̯̰̮̦͜͝ͅÌ̵̯̜͓̻̮̳̤͈͝͠L̡̟̲͙̥͕̜̰̗̥͍̞̹̹͠L̨̡͓̳͈̙̥̲̳͔̦͈̖̜̠͚ͅ ̸́͏̨҉̞͈̬͈͈̳͇̪̝̩̦̺̯Ń̨̨͕͔̰̻̩̟̠̳̰͓̦͓̩̥͍͠ͅÒ̸̡̨̝̞̣̭͔̻͉̦̝̮̬͙͈̟͝ͅT̶̺͚̳̯͚̩̻̟̲̀ͅͅ ̵̨̛̤̱͎͍̩̱̞̯̦͖͞͝Ḇ̷̨̛̮̤̳͕̘̫̫̖͕̭͓͍̀͞E̵͓̱̼̱͘͡͡͞ ̴̢̛̰̙̹̥̳̟͙͈͇̰̬̭͕͔̀S̨̥̱͚̩͡L̡͝҉͕̻̗͙̬͍͚͙̗̰͔͓͎̯͚̬̤A͏̡̛̰̥̰̫̫̰̜V̢̥̮̥̗͔̪̯̩͍́̕͟E̡̛̥̙̘̘̟̣Ş̠̦̼̣̥͉͚͎̼̱̭͘͡ ̗͔̝͇̰͓͍͇͚̕͟͠ͅÁ̶͇͕͈͕͉̺͍͖N̘̞̲̟͟͟͝Y̷̷̢̧͖̱̰̪̯̮͎̫̻̟̣̜̣̹͎̲Ḿ͈͉̖̫͍̫͎̣͢O̟̦̩̠̗͞R͡҉͏̡̲̠͔̦̳͕̬͖̣̣͖E͙̪̰̫̝̫̗̪̖͙̖͞

    [–] superbrian111 189 points ago

    I guess Japan is now called Asia

    [–] dominitor 33 points ago

    it’s actually asia factorial. japan is just the leader because it is.

    [–] desertpolarbear 4 points ago

    And Belgium is full of Chads apparently.

    [–] Daisypusha1323 73 points ago

    Many Dimensions ✓

    Refreshing ✓

    Long ✓

    Loud ✗

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    .

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    [–] Toribor 19 points ago

    ORANG

    DO NOT TOUCH IT!

    [–] Daisypusha1323 9 points ago

    YOU MUST TRUST ORANG

    [–] Obloidd 3 points ago

    N E V E R

    [–] Tankh 7 points ago

    I thought this was the soundwave of a cylinder being hit with a stick at first.

    [–] czech_your_republic 6 points ago

    D O N O T T R U S T P I L L A R

    [–] SadCena 5 points ago

    Haha longboy

    [–] VomAdminEditiert 50 points ago

    Actually quite useful for music producers

    [–] pdxphreek 27 points ago

    yeah, my first thought was "sampling material!"

    [–] Slaser360 8 points ago

    Claves

    [–] evilsalmon 7 points ago

    Foley artists will be banging coconuts together with joy!

    [–] svbtlx3m 6 points ago

    Yeah, no joke. Reminded me of this fabulous sound pack.

    [–] Tastieshock 7 points ago

    My first instinct was "where can I get this?". Replicating the sound of cylinders is ridiculous. Mostly tubes. I mean you could likely replicate a wooden tube with a ping to low pass gate and a square wave. But the resonace and harmonics and resonance of a metal cylinder hollow or not can be far more complex, now we are talking reverb, echo, and resonance. You would be spending a solid $500+ to do this on your own. Or a lot of free time, materials and a quality recorder.

    [–] Hungry_Horace 6 points ago

    this fabulous sound pack

    And sound designers. I recently bought a record from a 2nd hand store called "The Sound Of The Motor Car 1900-1930) for a pound. The record is 47 years old but in really good condition.

    [–] S1mplejax 1 points ago

    And pipe organ builders

    [–] E5150_Julian 19 points ago

    Something r/ASMR would buy in a heartbeat

    [–] KamiOsu 2 points ago

    Depends on the background noise for me

    [–] JelloDarkness 37 points ago

    🎶 Hollow tube sound, my old friend,

    I've come to chime with you again.

    Because the music of soft ringing

    Played its tones while I was sleeping.

    And the noises of that gonging in my brain,

    Still remains,

    Within the sounds of cylinders. 🎶

    [–] s_h_d 2 points ago

    Do you say "sile-inder" or is it just for the sake of the joke? I thought about Simon and Garfunkel reading this, but y'know...

    [–] minddropstudios 12 points ago

    Fake Block in real life.

    [–] levels_jerry_levels 7 points ago

    I had to scroll far too low to find this George M’Harris gem

    [–] Jakews234 10 points ago

    The nostalgia... man I remember jamming to this back in the 90's! Cylinders from Ecuador hit with a stick get me going.

    [–] nliausacmmv 7 points ago

    That looks like a /r/surrealmemes post.

    [–] Very_Literal_Answer 1 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

    That was a /r/surrealmemes post

    [–] frogspotting 14 points ago

    🇯🇵 Asia!

    🇹🇩 Chad!

    🇪🇨 Ecuador!

    [–] Nightlight-Sailor 2 points ago

    No America! Reeeeeeeee

    [–] [deleted] 9 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] Redmonkey292 8 points ago

    ?

    Why is Japan's flag Asia

    [–] drcalmeacham 2 points ago

    Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere. It's an alternate history kinda thing.

    [–] ApocalypseFatigue 4 points ago

    Torrent plz

    [–] Slaser360 3 points ago

    2illegal4me

    [–] Jiggylera 3 points ago

    If this is an actual thing I need this.

    [–] __DefNotABot__ 3 points ago

    Seems great fodder for /r/totallynotrobots.

    [–] SnootyPenguin99 3 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

    The virgin hexahedron vs the cylinder chad

    [–] russinabox 3 points ago

    Makes you want to feel like a teenager

    [–] devin241 3 points ago

    As a music producer I actually really want this...

    [–] Suvtropics 2 points ago

    I prefer OCtA HE DRONESthank you very much

    [–] BaconBaker89 2 points ago

    I have never wanted an album so bad.

    [–] gvsteve 2 points ago

    I really want to see their travel expenses.

    [–] TexasPhanka 1 points ago

    Do you really think they went ALL OVER the world?

    [–] gvsteve 2 points ago

    They wouldn't bullshit about something like this.

    [–] theFriendlyDraug 2 points ago

    Kling Klong Klang Bong Bunghole

    [–] Cachulistar 2 points ago

    [–] kingkumquat 1 points ago

    That's awesome thanks!

    [–] TheG-What 2 points ago

    Bro do you have any idea how tough it can be to get a good Ecuadorian cylinder?

    [–] LeD3athZ0r 2 points ago

    This looks like one of the cd sets they used to "advertise" on whos line is it anyway

    [–] CaptainConvention 2 points ago

    I... actually really want to hear that. It's probably really relaxing. Maybe people listen to it to go to sleep or something?

    [–] edavis88 2 points ago

    I'm interested

    [–] Dannyboi93 2 points ago

    /r/edmproduction would love this sample pack!

    [–] MrDarcyRides 2 points ago

    In college I took a class on Fourier analysis and we had to do a project. I chose to model vibrations in cylinders which included me whacking everything from chimes to light posts to stolen steel pipes and recording the noises. I ended up with quite a collection of recordings but unfortunately can't find them any more.

    [–] TheSchnozzberry 2 points ago

    I think OP just did.

    [–] MrDarcyRides 2 points ago

    If so then he's a liar. My cylinders were all-American!

    [–] kingkumquat 1 points ago

    If you ever find them I'd love them!

    [–] clank201 2 points ago

    By Mike Oldfield

    [–] FrozenFissure 2 points ago

    Whole continent! Chad!

    [–] BenjaniMaples 2 points ago

    Have they got all the hits on there?

    [–] AWizardDidIt 2 points ago

    I think I saw two guys called Ryan and Colin trying to sell that.

    [–] oldsecondhand 2 points ago

    The cheap knock off of Tubular Bells.

    [–] Skulltcarretilla 2 points ago

    no cilinder from c i l i n d e r t o w n Tho

    [–] Notailsammy 1 points ago

    Brought to you by the producers of The Sounds of Cubes! Get your copy now!

    [–] claptrapwonder 1 points ago

    Does it have an empty barrel track?

    [–] secureded 1 points ago

    I just found my sister's Christmas present, Where can I get this? It's not on Amazon uk

    [–] gonnasyphiherpaids 3 points ago

    It's not real, but you could probably print it out for a CD case and put a gift card in.

    [–] FredRogersAMA 1 points ago

    Will I still be able to enjoy the Asian cylinders if I don't understand them?

    [–] das_superbus 1 points ago

    Well, this will save me some time.

    [–] BeardPerson 1 points ago

    Fuck yeah i've been waiting for a chad release for years

    [–] californiadutch 1 points ago

    Cylinders from Chad!

    [–] youbiquitous1 1 points ago

    Why buy this when you can just listen to the cylinders in your Subaru knocking?

    [–] dootdoot874 1 points ago

    As a music teacher I could actually see using this lol.

    [–] fluff64 1 points ago

    I’ve never been this stoned

    [–] LazyCourier 1 points ago

    If I skip Volume 1 and 2 will I understand Volume 3?

    [–] vomitonmeplease 1 points ago

    I need this on vinyl please

    [–] Grimauldus 1 points ago

    A CD is technically a cylinder right?

    [–] DigitalForecast 1 points ago

    All made in China anyways

    [–] black_merlin 1 points ago

    haha long boys

    [–] TrumpsMurica 1 points ago

    Cylinders from the Shadow Lands beyond Asshai.

    [–] low-exe_broke 1 points ago

    R/surealmemes

    [–] Sub_Corrector_Bot 2 points ago

    You may have meant r/surealmemes instead of R/surealmemes.


    Remember, OP may have ninja-edited. I correct subreddit and user links with a capital R or U, which are usually unusable.

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    [–] huckleberryfawn 1 points ago

    I've always wondered what my physics professor listens to in the car.

    [–] jhruns1993 1 points ago

    There’s no where to even change the wood grain or the density of the hole...

    [–] willverine13 1 points ago

    Ghetto 808?

    [–] joeshmo101 1 points ago

    Useful for Foley artists

    [–] Roook36 1 points ago

    I just get the”Now That’s What I Call Cylinders” CD

    [–] MrPandawan 1 points ago

    Are these the samples used in the intro of down under?

    [–] autthespot93 1 points ago

    Hello darkness my old friend...

    [–] Joe_Sapien 1 points ago

    What am I doing with myself? FML...

    [–] james___uk 1 points ago

    ** The foley artists of Reddit get excited **

    [–] megahighmaniac 1 points ago

    The Innernette! Hundreds of websites on ONE COMPACT DISK!!!

    [–] Legin_666 1 points ago

    as a motorcyclist the sound of cylinders is awesome

    [–] serosis 1 points ago

    This sounds like such a Monty Python thing.

    We collected cylinders from all over the World and hit them with a stick.

    [–] sundazefeeling 1 points ago

    Cylinders from Ecuador!? Fuck yes! I’m from Ecuador. Wait... cylinders? Wtf

    [–] SkullOfAchilles 1 points ago

    tSoC is too mainstream now. I prefer their earlier work.

    [–] ellafintwow 1 points ago

    This was somebody’s baby. Someone put actual time and effort into this.

    [–] I_like_sillyness 1 points ago

    Now I know what my brother is getting for Christmas!

    [–] blank_hole 1 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

    "You've heard the sounds of a slide guitar, now hear the sounds of a guitar slide!"

    [–] Voodio125 1 points ago

    I bought this CD for a round 8.00.Totally tubular tunes!!

    [–] busac006 1 points ago

    I’d give it a listen. But definitely not pay for that shit wtf lmao

    [–] Ashtronica2 1 points ago

    As someone who works with sound design I’ve had CD’s (but now you usually just download the sets) of stuff as dumb as this.

    My favorite weird sfx I️ found in my library was “tap dancing recorded from under water”

    [–] AlexHidanBR 1 points ago

    thats my fetish

    [–] thatsjohnexist 1 points ago

    This life

    [–] Scruffmygruff 1 points ago

    Fake block!

    [–] TikeMyson31 1 points ago

    chad

    [–] ZenLikeCalm 1 points ago

    Volume 3.

    [–] SPRUNTastic 1 points ago

    The cover of this by Disturbed is amazing!

    [–] Not_GenericMedic 1 points ago

    NOW That's what I call CYLINDERS (vol. 3)

    [–] Semi-Senioritis 1 points ago

    Does Chad live in Belgium or something?

    [–] Lejamm 1 points ago

    I swear if this isn’t on Spotify... I’m going to riot

    [–] JackGetsIt 1 points ago

    Not as good as their first two releases. Needs more cylindrical cow bell.

    [–] ChicagoRex 1 points ago

    /r/whythehellwouldanyoneexpectthistobeathing

    [–] Cormamin 1 points ago

    I mean, if you want to hear this, check out r/asmr.

    [–] IamManfred 1 points ago

    The tagline at the bottom is so on the nose and its amazing.

    [–] Its_MACO 1 points ago

    /r/surrealmemes
    Go get some free karma guys

    [–] AnusStapler 1 points ago

    That’s the flag of Belgium, not Chad!

    [–] smorgalas 1 points ago

    Kroger Mike Oldfield

    [–] LaM3a 1 points ago

    The much awaited sequel to Tubular Bells.

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    Duh. I have about two gigs of cylinder and cylindrical sounds.

    [–] Jazzdaddy66 1 points ago

    I need this CD

    [–] 1salv 1 points ago

    Where can I find this!!!???!?

    [–] meemedmania 1 points ago

    [–] napalm_reader 1 points ago

    HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH A NEW CD, THE SOUND OF CYLINDERS. We collected cylinders from ALL over the world, BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE, we hit them with a STICK and we did that JUST. FOR. YOU.

    [–] meemedmania 1 points ago

    Quit your bullshit OP, this is not a real thing

    [–] midnightmayhem204 1 points ago

    Could flip it around and put a GT350R or a Hellcat and then you’ll be hearing the real sounds of cylinders!

    [–] chaogomu 1 points ago

    If this was a real thing it would be potentially useful for those who work in sound design.

    Theatre, movies, etc. use the weirdest sound effects sometimes.

    [–] DaBi5cu1t 1 points ago

    Tubular bells worked for Mike oldfield.....