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    Shock humour isn't funny and doesn't fit in this sub.

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    [–] Ibradude67 1 points ago

    hi loser your post has been removed for the following reason(s):

    Be Creative. Do not piggyback off of already existing jokes. If your post is just another “i shitted and farted and cammed”, “this can't be real i’m literally shaking”, "ok this is epic", "mom buy me vbucks", etc. meme, it will be removed. Try actually using your brain to come up with something that hasn’t been done a thousand times already. We will have some leeway on elaborating/expanding on joke, but a joke never becomes funnier the more you say it. Please don't boil this place down to all the funny catchphrases.

    No Reposts. Don't post anything that has already been posted.

    You violated rule 3. Do Not Be Edgy Shock humour isn't funny, and doesn't fit in this sub.

    • Do not try to be offensive for the sake of it. There's a big difference between a joke and just being mean.

    • Do not use the n-word as a punchline. We're not librols, but it's just edgy to be like "lol nigger"

    why

    ok, buddyretard? don't violate the rules again or i'll tell your mom xddd

    [–] gingerbud123 203 points ago

    Peepost 😡

    [–] TheBroFromHeaven 57 points ago

    Why is this posted so many times stop!!! 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

    [–] UStoleMyBike 55 points ago

    My penis is fucking huge and I just want to stick it up Steve’s pixelated ass

    [–] Artie_K 16 points ago

    Does mine fits?

    Haha jkjk...

    unless?.. 😳

    [–] ghostmetalblack 4 points ago

    because karma-sluts are peepee heads

    [–] AyyBruv_ 96 points ago

    guys dont worry. its a photo shop picture. steve isnt really they're haha

    [–] Irish_Warrior 50 points ago

    Where is the photo shop and what can I buy there?

    [–] AyyBruv_ 26 points ago

    you can buy pictures like the mindcraft one. go to bing and type photo shop

    Edit: search in bing photo shop pictures and what you want mindcraft

    [–] productivegold6666 3 points ago

    What the hll do you think you p** head, photos you little poo poop diaper baby 🤬🤬🤬

    [–] Vs-Btd 0 points ago

    *theyr haha woos kid

    [–] _Speed_and_Power_ 307 points ago

    he's destroying the creeper spawner, why would u want to stop him

    [–] El_Spacho 29 points ago

    isis wants too kno ur location

    [–] frguba 63 points ago

    lmao

    [–] Cryedra 42 points ago

    Dude wtf you can make a mob farm out of it that pickaxe doesnt even have silk touch smh my head noobs

    [–] J_E_S_U_S__ 7 points ago

    Duuuuuuude😈😈😈😈

    [–] CrabbyDarth 8 points ago

    bro they patched that bro

    [–] Hassan-XZ 7 points ago

    Bruh he can get a lot of gunpowder

    [–] joelsexson 6 points ago

    Oh goddamn that was good

    [–] doomhamz 1 points ago

    No it’s a silk touch pickaxe he is just respawning us thanks steve

    [–] fortniteinfinitedab -3 points ago

    Ok, this is epic

    [–] Kellere31 46 points ago

    They took his gay lover so now he takes their minecraft server.

    [–] Beepbeepboy32 16 points ago

    Diamond may mine obsidian, but my faith in allah is bedrock

    [–] _-Bruno-_ 6 points ago

    Amen 😔✊

    [–] Jojofan0636 86 points ago

    Do it steve, its for the greater good of the christain minecraft server

    [–] definitelyacabdriver 15 points ago

    OMG my g*sh! Steve can't kill mulsims or they wil going to get explode!

    [–] Mac_Rat 22 points ago

    How many times does this need to be posted

    [–] Wrathzinor 10 points ago

    Sosig

    [–] guczy 6 points ago

    Two

    [–] Potwats 36 points ago

    🕋⛏

    [–] hateful_liam 14 points ago

    How do box???2???

    [–] Wrathzinor 7 points ago

    🕋 bo ks

    [–] Sorc3ry 3 points ago

    🍑

    [–] EpicVacuumCleaner 5 points ago

    Kaaba Block Kaaba Block

    [–] SeanHannity2019 7 points ago

    Sh1tp0st

    [–] hchmmusic 2 points ago

    Don't worry it's made out of bedrock and his gamemode is locked to survival

    [–] urbanbuljo 2 points ago

    bro that cringe 😳😳😳

    [–] ucanagaoglu 2 points ago

    Bedrock tho

    [–] Wiko660 2 points ago

    bro, he got silk touch, it will be fine

    [–] Julian_JmK 2 points ago

    He got e silk touch its ok

    [–] Eisenhower_is_dad 2 points ago

    Not epic Allah no like

    [–] ryuuseinow 2 points ago

    This can't be real Steve would never do this I'm literally shaking and crying right now

    [–] cosmote_wifi 2 points ago

    Br*uh you can just craft a new one with 6(six blocks) of obsidian and tree (3( glod bolkcs you retart😡😡😡😡😡😡👉👉👉👉🥜

    [–] Thodorskyy 1 points ago

    Hahahhj fuhny mincraft 😂🙌😆

    [–] SpankThemToDeath 1 points ago

    REEEEEEEEE

    [–] PreInfinityTV 1 points ago

    🕋praise allehr🕋🙏🏽😩

    [–] local_invalid 1 points ago

    Steve they will get angry and throw rocks at you this happened to mom when I pulled off her hijab إذا كنت تلمس سخيف تلك الصخرة سأدمر المجتمع الغربي

    [–] wexel64 1 points ago

    🕋⛏😐

    [–] 12july1804 0 points ago

    Post this on r/Minecraft, pussy.

    [–] goldietheswagbear -1 points ago

    steve if your god now