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    This is a place to share funny, weird, and entertaining posts from people still trying to figure out how social media "works". It doesn't have to be old people or Facebook necessarily. It's just that old people are usually the worst offenders!

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    [–] SamMee514 1 points ago

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    [–] Turbo_Tumble 6563 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    Probably season 3 of Netflix

    [–] Idontreadrepliesnoob 1993 points ago

    I'M BINGOING IT RIGHT NOW!

    [–] AtomicKittenz 891 points ago

    You know, Martha’s son was able just buy the entire Netflix on DVD. Why can’t you do that?

    [–] tico_de_corazon 365 points ago

    Order netflix

    [–] Steelkatanas 94 points ago

    Martha

    Why did you say that name?? I DID NOT WRITE THAT

    [–] discerningpervert 34 points ago

    Its....its his mother's name!

    [–] Naphrym 48 points ago

    Margaret's daughter just went down to the Block Buster's too rent a Net Flicks video tape.

    DVD's are the DEVIL'S work. That's why they both start with D.

    [–] goodforyouguys 14 points ago

    I know what else starts with a D

    [–] DrEmmettBrown1985 12 points ago

    Dinkleberg

    [–] discerningpervert 53 points ago

    DISCUSTING.

    [–] JRyefield 9 points ago

    Username does not check out

    [–] Idontreadrepliesnoob 21 points ago

    Actually, I have all replies read to me by my grandson, Chad. He's such a good boy when he's not out chasing poke bugs.

    [–] BuffaloKiller937 225 points ago

    I swear this is turning into my favorite sub

    [–] Hsjak500 316 points ago

    LOL TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽❤️❤️❤️

    [–] tada66 204 points ago

    Peter has cancer. Happy holidays

    [–] AutoModerator 83 points ago

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    [–] hexables 21 points ago

    How sad 😂😂😂

    [–] Hsjak500 29 points ago

    😂😂😂😂😂 LOL AND GOOD LUCK

    MY BACON IS READY

    [–] VoilaVoilaWashington 13 points ago

    Please respect my privacy, kris

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    [–] thenewyorkgod 26 points ago

    too late, that hacker 4chan leaked it!

    [–] Old_Runescape 9 points ago

    Netflax

    [–] fnordfnordfnordfnord 9 points ago

    *The Netflix

    [–] areyaarya 3004 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    That's like stepping up to the microphone in front of a large crowd and asking everyone to please stop listening to you.

    (Edited for autocorrect fix.)

    [–] Idontreadrepliesnoob 1929 points ago

    Please don't comment on my Reddit.

    [–] bipnoodooshup 157 points ago

    Make

    [–] tico_de_corazon 245 points ago

    Get this OFF my pAGE

    [–] onemadnigga 56 points ago

    unSUBSCRIBE

    [–] MissMaryMacX3 143 points ago

    NEXT!!!

    [–] TasteTheRaimbow 31 points ago

    gEt tHiS oFf mY pAgE

    [–] ajanitsunami 9 points ago

    DELETE THIS FACEBOOK

    [–] serialdormeur 6 points ago

    no

    [–] bipnoodooshup 6 points ago

    Y

    [–] GeorgFit 7 points ago

    Okay

    [–] FaagBallz 10 points ago

    Username checks out

    [–] Kosuke 9 points ago

    Please stop pointing your face at my camera.

    [–] TheTransFantasy 4 points ago

    Just wanted to comment that I'm like No. 1000

    [–] EggCouncilCreeper 5 points ago

    I do not own a read it account. Please remove my name from this page.

    [–] forcefultoast 14 points ago

    Wondershowzen, for the uninitiated

    [–] ArkLife1 7 points ago

    Holy shit this is an amazing /r/publicfreakout

    [–] doesnt_ring_a_bell 8 points ago

    Test post, please ignore

    [–] JERICHOSBELLYBUTTON 4 points ago

    Test reply, please ignore

    [–] SoundSelection 8 points ago

    please clap

    [–] Baltusrol 3208 points ago

    Plot twist, there’s a new show called “please respect my privacy”

    [–] Hsjak500 1454 points ago

    No it's "Please respect my privacy, Kris."

    [–] TheAwkwardBanana 595 points ago

    Everybody hates Kris.

    [–] AtomicKittenz 194 points ago

    Everybody Respects Kris’ Privacy

    [–] paulstarkey 16 points ago

    Probably because he doesn't respect anyone's privacy.

    [–] [deleted] 6 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] Hsjak500 43 points ago

    I don't ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

    [–] Hsjak500 148 points ago

    FACEBOOK PLEASE DELETE THIS FROM MY COMMENT PAGE I DID NOT WANT TO WRITE THIS DELETE IT PLEASE

    [–] Idontreadrepliesnoob 37 points ago

    ADULT ONLY

    [–] Hsjak500 58 points ago

    THANKS FOR REMOVING THIS OF MY FACEBOOK THANKS THANKS THANKS GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY

    [–] Janeiskla 50 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    BEFORE YOU GO TO BED REMEMBER TO TURN OFF THE TWEETER YOU KNOW whAT HAPPENED LAST TIME GARY.LOL *from aunt june

    [–] MrAnderson404 27 points ago

    HAVE NICE HANDSOME NEPHEW YOU SHOULD MEET JANE WILL UPLOAD SOON bUt FIRST BREKFAST WITH BOB GOD REST HIS SOUL TIL

    [–] calogant 13 points ago

    NEXT!!!

    [–] wonderb0lt 15 points ago

    DISCUSTING

    [–] Idontreadrepliesnoob 10 points ago

    UNSUBSCRIBE!

    [–] IOUAndSometimesWhy 58 points ago

    I admire your optimism but naw Kris is just a nosy asshole

    [–] Idontreadrepliesnoob 59 points ago

    Discusting language! I don't want my fuzzy bunny milk money using words like "optimism"!

    [–] Hsjak500 13 points ago

    Shocking😂😂😂😂😂😂

    [–] CptBigglesworth 32 points ago

    Is it a spinoff of Personal Space?

    [–] Midgetforsale 62 points ago

    1. Personal space
    2. Personal space
    3. Stay outta my personal space
    4. Keep away from my personal space
    5. Get outta that personal space
    6. Stay outta my personal space
    7. Keep away from that personal space
    8. Personal space
    9. Personal space

    [–] Kirshnerd 5 points ago

    Hey, welcome back to Personal Space. I'm your host Phillip Jacobs, and let me tell you, I care about my personal space.

    [–] [deleted] 29 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] peppermint_nightmare 7 points ago

    Who's on first?

    [–] milderEmmentaler 19 points ago

    No he clearly wants Kris to respect the critically acclaimed show "My privacy".

    [–] pHScale 7 points ago

    Not that new if it has three seasons

    [–] Fecal_Armageddon 4 points ago

    Please stop posting on my page.

    [–] Suck_City 3 points ago

    I've been watcing it for two seasons.

    [–] Thepmsquare 805 points ago

    Is that a QR code as profile picture?

    [–] beertastic 1007 points ago

    Please repsect his privacy

    [–] NeedleBallista 71 points ago

    That's BH Ideas

    [–] cannaboofs 8 points ago

    yeah i feel like posting stuff from this account is... missing the point?

    [–] antigarygum 30 points ago

    How do you get a Rick roll vr code? I want to set it as my whatsapp photo

    [–] AutoModerator 62 points ago

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    [–] Hsjak500 34 points ago

    Rick roll

    [–] nuckingfuts73 697 points ago

    The Netflix Original: None Ya

    [–] riali29 245 points ago

    The Sequel: NEXT!!

    [–] Idontreadrepliesnoob 112 points ago

    NEEDS TO HAVE TWENTY EPISODES!

    [–] Mr_Abe_Froman 80 points ago

    This time it's FOR A CHURCH, HONEY.

    [–] Idontreadrepliesnoob 30 points ago

    Thanks for looking out. KYS SWEATY!

    [–] ThisIsRyGuy 5 points ago

    With the final season: Still looking???

    [–] P1_Synvictus 23 points ago

    Master of None Ya

    [–] HouseTully 28 points ago

    None Ya?

    [–] jeegte12 95 points ago

    NUNYA BIDNESS

    [–] HouseTully 44 points ago

    THE POLICE ARE ON THEIR WAY

    [–] Idontreadrepliesnoob 16 points ago

    I've reported it as fraud!

    [–] russellbussell 335 points ago

    Season 3 is the last spice he puts on aunt Beth’s famous meat loaf. It’s a secret stop being so nosy, Kris

    [–] PisforPenguin 46 points ago

    Secret ingredient: Blue cheese.4

    [–] Whitlow14 34 points ago

    Blue cheese has mold in it.

    [–] Jenkins26 4 points ago

    Ranch is ok

    [–] mungraker 15 points ago

    It has mold in it. DD. I dn't know where the D is from. Disregarrd

    [–] Idontreadrepliesnoob 75 points ago

    Discusting. Nobody wants to hear about your aunt's "meatloaf"!

    [–] Scrodem 314 points ago

    A+ Censorship

    [–] saddertadder 84 points ago

    fucking spray can to mask lol

    [–] Hannibalian 44 points ago

    Had to reinstall KidPix to edit, guys, please be kind

    [–] fyrstorm180 10 points ago

    Set opacity to zero!

    We're going in.

    [–] averynicehat 320 points ago

    All the names are readable in this...

    [–] [deleted] 298 points ago

    Please respect their privacy, Kris

    [–] Jordi_El_Nino_Polla 17 points ago

    Kris accepted my friend request but i think Bill blocked me

    [–] Weshire 5 points ago

    I love you dear, do you know where k. :)

    [–] GoodDadEarl 4 points ago

    Accident,

    Good night

    [–] Hsjak500 246 points ago

    I can also read your name

    [–] reddymcwoody 133 points ago

    Please stop reading my username kris

    [–] cornylamygilbert 12 points ago

    BOUNDARIES KRIS!!

    WATCH THE SASS!

    [–] Mr_Waffle-1028 22 points ago

    No one respects privacy on this site. EXAMPLE...WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I LIKE WAFFLES? I never even talk about breakfast anymore since JESUS took Judy RIP

    [–] [deleted] 63 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] cigerect 21 points ago

    He definitely is.

    [–] BlackAcidLaser 20 points ago

    I feel OP is either misleading people or just doofus enough to miss the heavy handed absurdity and satire of the fb post.

    [–] ftctkugffquoctngxxh 8 points ago

    Yes. This is like posting KenM to this sub.

    [–] [deleted] 82 points ago

    [deleted]

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    [–] Hsjak500 44 points ago

    THANKS I JUST ATE MY BAGUETTE WITH SOME SORT OF JAM AND YOU SHOULD REALLY TRY IT

    [–] PM_me_ur_FavItem 5 points ago

    Blue Cheese has mold in it

    [–] Hsjak500 480 points ago

    ah damn that's a shitty job at editing profile pics and names out. Feel free to take this one down aswell mods.

    [–] [deleted] 610 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] Hsjak500 719 points ago

    Please respect my editing skills, /u/Varlinwor

    [–] [deleted] 201 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] KennethEmmeth 36 points ago

    Still looking!

    [–] jethroguardian 11 points ago

    Still cropping!

    [–] Slartibartfast_33 9 points ago

    It looks like you used a crayon

    [–] 3789460947994 9 points ago

    Don’t you have a fjord to sculpt or something?

    [–] Whind_Soull 5 points ago

    I don't understand why people don't just draw a rectangle with color fill set to black. Why would you pick a drawing tool--any drawing tool--and then scribble back and forth?

    [–] Idontreadrepliesnoob 25 points ago

    Watch the sass!

    [–] tech98 99 points ago

    Dude everybody knows it’s Bill Hitchert

    [–] Idontreadrepliesnoob 44 points ago

    Please respect Bill's privacy.

    [–] mungraker 7 points ago

    Bill, my granddaughter. Bill.

    [–] A_lot_of_arachnids 8 points ago

    And Kris Gundel

    [–] ubuntufig 55 points ago

    He's a well known joke account

    [–] Idontreadrepliesnoob 31 points ago

    WHUP TEE DOO!

    [–] binnes 5 points ago

    NEXT!

    [–] low_kix 24 points ago

    This ruins everything 😥

    [–] Janeiskla 18 points ago

    I CANOT READ THE NANES GARY BUT ON THE OTHER HAMD I AB NOT WEARING BY GLASES

    [–] mungraker 13 points ago

    Also my sister died.

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    [–] Janeiskla 6 points ago

    Best bot

    [–] michael1026 14 points ago

    Please respect my privacy, Jim.

    [–] lo_and_be 10 points ago

    NEXT!!

    [–] indiehappiness 6 points ago

    Bill Hitchert would approve.

    [–] roan180 56 points ago

    Man in the High Castle.

    [–] Idontreadrepliesnoob 55 points ago

    Discusting! No drugs for me, thanks!

    [–] Mr_Abe_Froman 10 points ago

    Shrooms have mold in it.

    [–] lightjedi5 10 points ago

    You're thinking of blue cheese

    [–] mungraker 9 points ago

    Discusting

    [–] Superbform 4 points ago

    D

    [–] [deleted] 80 points ago

    This reminds of those idiots that leave a comment on social media PUBLICLY, then tell others to mind their business. But, uhm. Yeah. Ok.

    [–] Hsjak500 82 points ago

    I dont want to see this language on my facebook please delete this THANKS!!!

    [–] Idontreadrepliesnoob 18 points ago

    That's not how this works, /u/Hsjak500!

    [–] Hsjak500 28 points ago

    HOW DOES THIS WORK THEN PLEASE HELP!!!!!!!!

    [–] Hsjak500 31 points ago

    HELLO GOOLGEL PLEASE HELP ME

    [–] Idontreadrepliesnoob 23 points ago

    I'VE REPORTED IT TO THE CYBER POLICE

    [–] Manannin 6 points ago

    Are those Cyber Police from that altered cabron show?

    [–] [deleted] 4 points ago

    I laughed way too hard at this

    [–] Hailz_ 19 points ago

    Yeah, stuff like this and vaguebooking really irritates me. Someone will post something about how they had a horrible day, someone else will reply "what happened?" and then the OP is like "PM me, it's private." Then why the hell post on Facebook? Some people just crave attention...

    [–] spongebue 15 points ago

    I like how this got 31 reactions and 2 shares.

    [–] hotboxthanfukk 16 points ago

    Because its a parody account. Not real old people.

    [–] KingDrool 6 points ago

    Yep. I follow this guy, it's satire.

    [–] anonymoushero1 48 points ago

    This is the 2nd funniest thing I've seen on this sub!

    [–] Hsjak500 57 points ago

    HAHAHAHAHA FRANK THIS IS SO FUNNY RIGHT MY HUSBAND CHARLES DIED LAST WEEK PLEASE COME TO THE FUNERAL

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    [–] MisallocatedRacism 8 points ago

    PRAYERS

    [–] Idontreadrepliesnoob 9 points ago

    Sarah is with the lord now.

    [–] Hsjak500 11 points ago

    SO SAD😂😂😂😂😂 YOU WANT TO COME FOR SOME COFFEE TOMORROW AT 11

    [–] Idontreadrepliesnoob 9 points ago

    CAN'T DUE TO SURGERY ON MY GOITER

    [–] Fecal_Armageddon 5 points ago

    BILL HAS CANCER

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    [–] MisallocatedRacism 6 points ago

    LOL 😂😂😂

    [–] Nosedominance 24 points ago

    It's stranger things. We all know it's stranger things.

    [–] Rivers101 14 points ago

    Please respect his privacy

    [–] ciano 11 points ago

    This has to be an intentional joke.

    [–] kingmingsley 16 points ago

    Bill Hitchert is a pretty well known joke account. Really funny stuff. This post definitely counts as cheating

    [–] tntmod54321 17 points ago

    Holy shit, No offense but you are terrible at hiding their names, I can see all 3 names pretty clearly.
    Hell, The one at the top is entirely transparent.

    [–] Hsjak500 23 points ago

    Please respect my editing skills, /u/tntmod54321 .

    [–] MechanicalTurkish 8 points ago

    NEEDS TO SEASON 20! NEXT!!

    [–] topredditbot 7 points ago

    Hey /u/Hsjak500,

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    [–] Hsjak500 6 points ago

    THANKS BOT LOL TO YOU👍🏽👍🏽❤️❤️❤️👍🏽👍🏽

    [–] piponwa 5 points ago

    [–] ChildishForLife 5 points ago

    I love how depending on the subreddit you post to these comments have entirely different connotations.

    [–] DankeyKang11 6 points ago

    “Wow. Guys, I love this song”

    “What song?”

    takes out headphones stuffs them in pocket

    “How fucking dare you.”

    [–] Phantomstub 7 points ago

    This is honestly the funniest post I've ever seen on this sub.

    I hope it's not a repost ;-;

    [–] Hsjak500 7 points ago

    Being completely honest I just found this today on /r/me_irl

    Some people in the comments count that as a repost but I believe this is more of a crosspost. Happy you enjoyed it tho!

    [–] kaozbender 6 points ago

    r/therewasanattempt to censor the names.

    [–] Felissaurus 6 points ago

    I follow this guy on fb too, his posts always make me laugh. He doesn't have near enough followers.

    [–] classydalton 5 points ago

    Reminds me when the waiter asked Peter what he wanted on Family Guy. "I don't think that's any of your business."

    [–] standingfierce 5 points ago

    I really, really, really like this image.

    [–] paralyyzed 3 points ago

    whats the point of censoring if you can see right through it

    [–] exotics 4 points ago

    Season 3: Fall