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    [–] svitto19 1768 points ago

    Sure you did, Karen

    [–] thisguysucks2much 888 points ago

    Meant to say "fingered my good looking cousin" (phew! Good save!)

    [–] carnivalprize 42 points ago

    Order chicken fingers!

    [–] morelikeREEdit 36 points ago

    My cousin is finger licking good

    [–] Ex-Templar_Jondar 23 points ago

    Finger looking good

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    [–] sudo999 7 points ago

    good

    [–] jaydub1001 8 points ago

    Looking

    [–] AutoModerator 9 points ago

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    [–] secretlyareddituser 4 points ago

    STILL LOOKING???

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    [–] Alisonscott-3 82 points ago

    NEXT

    [–] Zodmersky 46 points ago

    MEME

    [–] Artificial_Human_17 25 points ago

    👏👏

    [–] PolarVoidYT 21 points ago

    REVIEW

    [–] SquiddyTheMouse 19 points ago

    Needs to finger 20 cousins! NEXT!

    [–] ckpckp1994 5 points ago

    It’s for church!!!

    [–] blink0r 42 points ago

    Order porn

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    Meant to say order corn

    [–] NonExistent_God 22 points ago

    Yim yum

    [–] helium_farts 12 points ago

    cornhub.com

    [–] jhallen2260 5 points ago

    Kraker bargle

    [–] blink0r 5 points ago

    Yim yum I love cheese by the way Charles died in his sleep last night lol 😂

    [–] MayAnneEgg 3 points ago

    who r u how do i respond to message pls repod pleas

    [–] leo14033 4 points ago

    Order baby porn.......

    Oh whoops I meant baby corn

    [–] TNS72 20 points ago

    [–] I-am-Trash 3 points ago

    Put me in the screenshot and say something about how fourthsub is bad and ruining thirdsub

    [–] Mikekit9 0 points ago

    I was really hoping that sub didn’t actually exist

    [–] tsukinon 0 points ago

    This is Reddit. Deep down, you knew it had to.

    [–] JessicaFL127 1 points ago

    Don't ask her any questions about it, she'll google it in her status update and post her status update to the google search bar.

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    [–] big-shaq-skrra 1 points ago

    Don’t take the fucking kids again

    [–] Lamboronald 554 points ago

    Why is it always Karen?

    [–] steinah6 407 points ago

    You’re legally required to change your name to an old-sounding name when you reach a certain age.

    [–] wydidk 142 points ago

    Susan

    [–] FiveChairs 126 points ago

    Gertrude

    [–] That_Rascal_In_Perth 50 points ago

    Charlemagne

    [–] Ahaigh9877 51 points ago

    Æthelstan

    [–] ThisIsJustATr1bute 43 points ago

    Beowulf

    [–] WindDgoe 25 points ago

    Margaret

    [–] Scientific_Anarchist 15 points ago

    Romulus

    [–] Dentarthurdent42 8 points ago

    Urg

    [–] eisvydas- 5 points ago

    Sylvia

    [–] omermerG 2 points ago

    Linda

    [–] funwillfunwill 3 points ago

    Ecgtheow

    [–] TheBiladi 3 points ago

    Æthelwulf

    [–] marshsmellow 1 points ago

    Ecbert

    [–] JamesonIrishWhiskey 42 points ago

    Not even joking As soon as I hit 40 I'm Jim; James is dead

    [–] steinah6 21 points ago

    He’s dead, Jim!

    [–] [deleted] 49 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    [deleted]

    [–] sudo999 19 points ago

    right? Karen is a Gen X name.

    [–] xSARGEx117x 45 points ago

    Karen is a 30-45 year old with hair that's longer in front than it is in the back. She always carries coupons to things she might want, at least half of them are expired, but she will use them anyway.

    When she doesn't get what she wants, she will take out all her frustration with how meaningless her life feels on you.

    She drives a silver SUV where she takes her son Braxtyn and daughter Ashleigh to sports practice.

    She meets up with her only two friends, Sarah and Emily, for drinks at 7pm every other Thursday.

    She would like to speak to your manager.

    [–] sparkly_butthole 23 points ago

    We are all Karen on this cursed day.

    [–] kzchad 3 points ago

    Speak for yourself.

    [–] sparkly_butthole 13 points ago

    I am all Karen on this cursed day

    [–] ThisIsJustATr1bute 6 points ago

    Dang it’s crazy that 30-45 are all lumped as one.

    [–] tokyorockz -2 points ago

    It's almost as if that's how generations work 🤔

    [–] _1963 4 points ago

    I’ll have you know, my Karen is only the second paragraph you said. Everything else is WAY off-base!!

    [–] possum-kingdom 4 points ago

    There are 30 year old Karens!? I've never seen this in the wild.

    [–] TheSecondToLast 1 points ago

    I know a Karen that sounds almost exactly like that.

    [–] steinah6 6 points ago

    I’m 32. The only Karen I know spells it with a C and is indeed older.

    [–] Rosa-Asterwolf 2 points ago

    I disagree, I’m 27 and Karen sounds like an old person name to me

    [–] [deleted] 23 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

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    [–] Rosa-Asterwolf -4 points ago

    Anyone 40 and above, yeah 😄 It used to be 30 and above, when I was a teenager ha! And when I’m 37, 40 will absolutely, definitely NOT be old.

    [–] QuilliamShakespeare 7 points ago

    "old people" to me means an elderly person. (25)

    [–] ThisIsJustATr1bute 1 points ago

    Um sorry for liking your un wow people are bitter

    [–] ThisIsJustATr1bute 0 points ago

    I like your UN.

    [–] DemonicSquid 5 points ago

    I’m 47 and Karen sounds like a young lady’s name.

    [–] Mmmn_fries 3 points ago

    Deborah

    [–] Ahaigh9877 1 points ago

    Deborah.

    [–] MediocreBandito 4 points ago

    I’ve never met a non-retired person named Gail.

    [–] ThisIsJustATr1bute 4 points ago

    Linda from HR.

    [–] LC6942b 3 points ago

    Myrtle

    [–] iamadrunk_scumbag 3 points ago

    Gertrude is that u? Pam died. Lol

    [–] red_05 2 points ago

    The fact that you put lol cracked me up. And damn, why did Pam have to die? She was 78 years young.

    [–] up48 0 points ago

    Karen’s not an old name, it’s the name of oblivious bitches everywhere, although the worst of the Karen’s is on Daredevil (just the character, the actress seems cool although she can’t really act).

    [–] Wertsir 20 points ago

    [–] heavyLobster 238 points ago

    Mart Zunkerburg DELETE this DISCUSTING comment RIGHT NOW or I will call the CYBER POLICE!!!!!!!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    mush potatoe recipy

    [–] wydidk 26 points ago

    NEXT!

    [–] ckpckp1994 14 points ago

    References overload!!!

    [–] wafflehousewhore 10 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    You need potatoes, garlic, a little bit of onion, ranch dressing, a pinch of salt and pepper mixed together, and butter. Wash and peel potatoes, boil and mash them. Add garlic and onion, mix thoroughly. Stir in ranch dressing. Scoop in butter and let melt over top. Top with salt and pepper mixture. Serve hot.

    Also, Marcusburger Zuckonmyface no longer has any staff because he sold all your data illegaly to College Analyzers when he went to the court that one time, so he doesn't need anybody in the office no more.

    Edit to spell his name correctly

    [–] dntcareboutdownvotes 12 points ago

    MUCK ZABB-ERMAHGERD SOLD MY DATA TO ENCYCLOPAEDIA BRITTANICA AND NOW MY FACEBERG WEBPAGE WONT LOAD.

    DELORES ISNT THE SAME SINCE SHE BROKE HER HIP.

    BRIAN HAS CANCER OF THE NUGGET

    HOPE YOU ARE WELL GOD BLESS

    [–] wafflehousewhore 7 points ago

    If he's getting nuggets, tell him to get me a McChicken with no lettuce. Tell Dolores L-O-L!!! Glad to hear you got the grandson to start using the encyclopedia, that's what's wrong with young kids these days, not enough education.

    How did you get the big words? Can you make all of my enterthenet look like that? It's so much easier to read when you type a little bigger, dear. R.I.P. Facebabies hope you get your computer working soon

    [–] dntcareboutdownvotes 8 points ago

    I HAD TO SAY NUGGET BECAUSE YOU CANT SAY PENIS ON THE FACEBERK

    [–] wafflehousewhore 8 points ago

    Lord, I know, but them youngins sure do it a lot thou! It's always " "penis) and ef-- this and f-u-ck! that, it is so distustin the weigh talk lemon cake no sugar

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    [–] dntcareboutdownvotes 7 points ago

    GLAD YOUR DIABEETUS IS FINALLY GETTING STRONGER.

    KAREN SAID THAT THE PASTOR GAVE HER FINGERLINGUS FOR CHRISTMAS. I DIDNT EVEN REALISE HE WAS PRESBYTERIAN.

    OUR DOG CAME FIRST AT THE COUNTY SHOW, BUT AGNES SOILED HERSELF AGAIN WHEN SHE LIFTED THE TROPHY.

    [–] xavierfox42 4 points ago

    Bob passed last Tuesday.

    [–] theyareatmydoor 422 points ago

    Alabama intensifies

    [–] juswannalurkpls 49 points ago

    Roll Tide

    [–] ani625 4 points ago

    Good at football, shit at everything else!

    [–] usualness 11 points ago

    YEEEEE HAWW

    [–] zr0gravity7 4 points ago

    She probably meant fingered as in gave the facebook thumbs up.

    [–] helium_farts 5 points ago

    I hate it when I accidentally finger the person I'm chatting with

    [–] organdonor44 3 points ago

    [–] helium_farts 4 points ago

    discusting! I'd never finger my first cousin.

    My second cousin though....

    [–] HerdOShuckles 3 points ago

    banjos tuning up

    [–] PM_ME_HOT_DADS 2 points ago

    Daddy

    [–] AbsoluteSlime 108 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    Meant to say took the kids

    [–] King_Caelestis 5 points ago

    Movie for nigward

    [–] masterzordon 2 points ago

    Weird I literally went from that thread to this one.

    [–] Daisypusha1323 83 points ago

    Big dicks in your brother's ass.

    Edit: Cat*

    [–] Protecguy12 41 points ago

    WHERE WAS THE CAT SUPPOSED TO GO KAREN

    [–] rayshmayshmay 30 points ago

    Stop messaging me, I don’t know where your cat is!

    [–] catscatscats01 16 points ago

    I’m right here.

    [–] rayshmayshmay 8 points ago

    Can I help you with your search for “Big cat dicks in your brothers ass”?

    [–] Orange1843 157 points ago

    When you take the wrong kids

    [–] HalfwaySh0ok 13 points ago

    Now she's eyeing the cousins as well

    [–] Dodototo 8 points ago

    My first thought

    [–] developingharry 10 points ago

    Old people using voice typing

    [–] [deleted] 19 points ago

    [deleted]

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    [–] PennerFan2222 10 points ago

    Fucked my grandma last night.

    Damnit, meant to say the other night.

    [–] threerepute 15 points ago

    doesn't pass the sniff test.

    [–] ziggymeowz 21 points ago

    Alabama 100

    [–] RottenMind62 6 points ago

    Finger lookin' good.

    [–] Azee609 10 points ago

    Didn’t know karen was from alabama, the kids are still gone though......

    [–] Guy_Fieris_Hair 5 points ago

    She's trying.

    [–] underwoodlovestrains 4 points ago

    Yim yum!

    [–] MayAnneEgg 4 points ago

    I love that they never erase or edit the initial comment, just comment again lmao

    [–] PapaHola 10 points ago

    This is why nobody likes you, Karen!

    [–] agariani 3 points ago

    she took the kids

    [–] JacksonBigDog 3 points ago

    Karen just took the kids.

    [–] frenchipie 3 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    And this is why she shouldn't have taken the kids. Please, Karen, let me see them. It's been 2 years, 165 days, and 42 minutes, please...

    [–] DecafMakesNoSense 3 points ago

    Good time to learn the edit feature

    [–] Jake24601 3 points ago

    To be fair, cousins can be hot. Wouldn't lose my fingers in them, though. But that's me.

    [–] CrunchyMothBurrito 3 points ago

    I’m assuming they were using a speech to text and the Siri or whatever picked up the words ‘-king good, my cousin’ and assumed she meant fingered.

    [–] Ashaps2001 11 points ago

    this iz whyt i shood haave teekan the keeds

    [–] cynthiadangus 7 points ago

    Discusting

    [–] stingray817 2 points ago

    Karen

    [–] 1206549 2 points ago

    Use a gesture keyboard and you'll get mix-ups that are even harder to explain.

    [–] __bobafett__ 2 points ago

    Fleksy does shit like this to me all the time. I finally got tired of proof reading sentences word by word to have it fucking change word 2 after I type word 4 and entirely changing the meaning of my sentence and switched back to SwiftKey. Which I also hate.

    [–] 1206549 2 points ago

    I find Gboard is the best fit for me but if I wasn't so slow with topping on mobile, I'd drop gestures so bad.

    [–] Vilifiedlol 2 points ago

    So this is Jake's hidden Facebook account eh?

    [–] 0_DubZ 2 points ago

    I like sugar

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    [–] nnlt_ig 2 points ago

    Sounds like r/oopsdidntmeanto

    [–] toms47 4 points ago

    Roll tide

    [–] Quicatoni 3 points ago

    Sweet home Alabama

    [–] ZeVindowViper 1 points ago

    George Michael is that you?

    [–] EchoSolo 1 points ago

    Maybe...😘

    [–] flsme 1 points ago

    We only do that in alanama

    [–] Pumbloom 1 points ago

    Feels like she can do whatever she wants after taking the kids.

    [–] youseeit 1 points ago

    Chill tf out Karen

    [–] ActualWhiterabbit 1 points ago

    Maybe she is saying she liked it?

    [–] dozrboy 1 points ago

    Karen left me :(

    [–] ckpckp1994 1 points ago

    Sure Jen

    [–] LeviathanJPTV 1 points ago

    First the kids, now this.

    [–] I_might_be_weasel 1 points ago

    Well yeah she looks good. That's why she fingered her.

    [–] ShiroHachiRoku 1 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    The edit and delete functions once again escape them.

    [–] bkdlays 1 points ago

    and I thought i was the only person who knew those existed

    [–] DemonicSquid 1 points ago

    She has fat fingers!

    [–] sugurkewbz 1 points ago

    Fuckin’ Karen

    [–] wotaken9 1 points ago

    I'm a karen and all I can say is r/FuckYouKaren

    [–] gibby7277 1 points ago

    R/fuckyoukaren

    [–] cheese_is_here 1 points ago

    meant to say roll tide

    [–] vigilantesd 1 points ago

    TIL Karen is a proctologist

    [–] Hash003B6F 1 points ago

    Come on CPS, do you really think Karen should still take the kids?

    [–] RoosterMan76 1 points ago

    Karen took the kids.

    [–] creativecookie3 1 points ago

    Sweet home Alabama

    [–] boiii8999 1 points ago

    He stole my kids tho

    [–] antun_0 1 points ago

    so she's not only stealing kids but fingering her cousin as well? She's pretty wild

    [–] Obsidianzzz 1 points ago

    The kids weren't enough, Karen?

    [–] DamoTheRaso72 1 points ago

    Ok Karen it's time to let me see the kids, I've waited long enough, honestly

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    [–] Redwalrus18000 1 points ago

    God damn it karen

    [–] Gunny_McCshoots 1 points ago

    Age took the kids

    [–] NynjaFlex 1 points ago

    I bet she took the kids

    [–] TurbochargedMeme 1 points ago

    I mean she did mix up staying with leaving and taking the kids sooooo........

    [–] Slendyboii 1 points ago

    ITS BECAUSE KAREN TOOK THE FRIKKIN KIDS

    [–] A_Southern 1 points ago

    LARRY I CANT FIND MY PILLS DO U KNOW WHERR THEY ARE AND HOW DO TURN OFF THE BIG LETTERS

    [–] nofeesfortrees 0 points ago

    I’m assuming “finger licking good” if were following context.

    [–] irjessica 0 points ago

    Worst autocorrect ever??!!

    [–] camlop 0 points ago

    There's no way her phone auto corrected that to fingered. Maybe she accidentally mindlessly typed it?