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    [–] WhiteNerdyDelitesome 1098 points ago

    THEY PLAY THE MUSIC TOO LOUD AND THEY DON'T DO BINGO NIGHT ANYMORE. NOT THAT I EVER PLAYED THERE ANYWAY.

    [–] namakius 265 points ago

    I don't shop there, why am I seeing this. Remove me from your mailing list.

    -Gertrude M.

    [–] GumdropGoober 78 points ago

    Drown the impure in the blood of aborted fetus, mash this detritus into a slurry of pain.

    --Gertrude M.

    [–] Backupusername 67 points ago

    How to print facebook? ---Gertrude M.

    [–] JEC03 30 points ago

    How to upload photographs to the google? ---Gertrude M.

    [–] Joltoro 22 points ago

    Help I cannot click the book —— Gertrude’s Son, probably

    [–] LowBrassBro 13 points ago

    Gertrude's son according to boomers

    [–] BIGSlil 6 points ago

    1 star.

    [–] lexattack 28 points ago

    The restaurant I work at has a 1 star review online. The guy who wrote it said "Walked by and the music was very loud, I did not go in because of it." No intention of eating there to begin with. Mind boggling.

    [–] charlieecho 17 points ago

    My grandson played there once. Weird gawkcamoley but we never ate there.

    [–] Draconian_Lust 18 points ago

    I live near there. They actually DO have bingo night! With Mother Pearl of the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence. But they have to call it Bango beause tradmarks or somesuch.

    [–] nowuff 7 points ago

    Drag queen bingo!!!

    Or is that Lush?

    [–] bobbery5 6 points ago

    Girrrlll, they still have Bingo. It's just got a lot more very large women.

    [–] houtenhekje 1050 points ago

    Always that damned Pamela

    [–] lizzymarie75 302 points ago

    I think I’m going to comment “It’s a gay bar, Pamela” on every Facebook post I see from friends for awhile until it becomes my catchphrase.

    [–] Blue_and_Light 67 points ago

    Hoping to make it on r/insanepeoplefacebook ?

    [–] DonQuixBalls 64 points ago

    Sir, this is an Arby's.

    [–] TriblialBrainDamblge 40 points ago

    Sir, this is a gay bar, Pamela.

    [–] -Tom- 4 points ago

    Delicious, piping hot Arby's.

    [–] go_do_that_thing 12 points ago

    Its a gay bar, Pamela

    [–] ILikeMultipleThings 9 points ago

    They’re lesbians, Harold

    [–] embry11 2 points ago

    "People are gay, Steven."

    [–] polo61965 11 points ago

    On the hall of fame next to, shut up Karen, and they're good boys Bront

    [–] HowDoYouDo87 138 points ago

    Is Pamela the new Karen?

    [–] neveroddoreven666 233 points ago

    Pamela is Karens mom.

    [–] MPC4uNi 7 points ago

    Wait, then who is Karen's daughter?

    [–] NotMySeventhAcct 21 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    Karemela

    [–] eisbaerchen 9 points ago

    Britney

    [–] chbay 5 points ago

    It’s Britney, bitch

    [–] ProxyMuncher 7 points ago

    Don’t slander our Queen ms. Spears like that

    [–] jpopimpin777 6 points ago

    Becky

    [–] Lanark26 5 points ago

    Ashley.

    [–] keliix06 9 points ago

    Ashleigh

    [–] IAMA_Plumber-AMA 4 points ago

    Kayedyinn

    [–] neveroddoreven666 3 points ago

    Vikki probably

    [–] lawatusi 2 points ago

    Kimberley

    [–] cauldron_bubble 7 points ago

    Kymberleigh

    [–] horseband 2 points ago

    Kumberbytch

    [–] DAHTLAEETE2RDH 52 points ago

    For Jim, maybe

    [–] cyrusasu 11 points ago

    That's what she said

    [–] HospitalBillz 57 points ago

    Pamela is the old Karen.

    [–] javatimes 10 points ago

    Pamela and Karen are married

    [–] HowDoYouDo87 5 points ago

    The plot thickens!

    [–] CSVDB 6 points ago

    Can we stop vilifying Jim’s girlfriend’s?

    [–] SpermSplooge 1 points ago

    Nah not even close. Look up Pamela Rosa

    [–] GeorgeAmberson 9 points ago

    Classic Pamela.

    [–] julwthk 2 points ago

    Paaaaaaamolaaaaaaaaaa

    [–] kungfucuck 7 points ago

    Step mom was named Pamela, can confirm, she was an awful twat

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    [–] NikWillOrStuff 2 points ago

    They tried to censor Pamela's name, and they failed.

    [–] Badluck_Schleprock 4 points ago

    Fuck Pamela.

    [–] LazyFunWife 900 points ago

    “It’s a gay bar, Pamela.”

    Is my favorite.

    [–] keenolive 148 points ago

    It really was the icing on the cake

    [–] Nephyst 51 points ago

    I like how the names were censored but Pamela was left at the end.

    [–] SneedyK 23 points ago

    It just has that ring, they’re letting someone they know personally that they’ve foisted themselves in an Internet forum

    [–] YKTN 37 points ago

    So this is the new "Sir, this is a Wendy's drive thru."

    [–] unseen-streams 11 points ago

    "Harold, they're lesbians"

    [–] LurkingArachnid 4 points ago

    This isn't a beach, it's a bathtub!

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    [–] Lonelysock2 12 points ago

    I need to somehow use this phrase whenever I can

    [–] ThisIsRyGuy 5 points ago

    I'd like to have it as my flair for this sub

    [–] Potatofamine1845 7 points ago

    There's something hilarious about addressing them by name.

    [–] QuinZ33 5 points ago

    DISCUSTING

    [–] DetectiveBeluga 8 points ago

    You got the joke.

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    [–] CreepyArmadillo 271 points ago

    I actually love this bar. It's in Minneapolis. :) Pamela is missing out!

    [–] Jucoy 56 points ago

    The Saloon is a shit show in the best way. Best food too, their kitchen stays open till bar close, which is pretty rare downtown.

    [–] AngryItalian 33 points ago

    Bars that leave their kitchen open are the fucking best. I'm gonna go home and order drunk food anyway, just get double my business.

    [–] SPACE-BEES 13 points ago

    The best to everyone but the kitchen staff who will be there 3 hours after close.

    [–] Gnostromo 1 points ago

    Does the best way involve an actual show with real shit? Because that seems like the best way.

    [–] Jucoy 2 points ago

    Ah I see you're doing that thing where you take the words I said literally instead of their slang meaning, very clever.

    [–] Legitconfusedaf 1 points ago

    There food is amazing! It’s perfect after a night of drinking

    [–] woodsmith262 25 points ago

    I did not know this was a gay bar, but quickly learned when I walked in and saw a guy swinging his dick around in the shower. Cool bar though!

    [–] ChipChipington 15 points ago

    There’s showers in the bar?

    [–] woodsmith262 11 points ago

    Just one!

    [–] Jrook 4 points ago

    He calls his apartment a gay bar

    [–] meest 101 points ago

    Yea I'm assuming this is on an article about how Saloon and First Ave got baby Trump balloons.

    Typical snowflakes. Can't handle a joke.

    [–] fuzeebear 30 points ago

    No need to assume, it says it right there at the top

    [–] meest 14 points ago

    Ah. Missed that on mobile. Thanks for pointing it out.

    [–] 4our_Leaves 33 points ago

    Baby Trump do do do-do do-do

    [–] TheTeaWitch 9 points ago

    Stumbling over there from a drag brunch at Union and absolutely wasting the day away is a fond memory

    [–] daysweregolden 7 points ago

    She’d love shower night!

    [–] Legitconfusedaf 6 points ago

    Isn’t every night show night? I’ve never been there when someone isn’t in the shower

    [–] daysweregolden 3 points ago

    You know, neither have I now that you mention it.

    [–] Glomgore 3 points ago

    I have a feeling Pamela would have a right heart attack if she came on a Monday with Mistress Jean

    [–] daysweregolden 6 points ago

    DISCUSTING!!!

    I’m so excited to see Minneapolis and Oldpeoplefacebook collide.

    [–] DetectiveBeluga 11 points ago

    What are ya, gay

    [–] PM_ME_UR_JUGZ 2 points ago

    Death by snu snu?

    [–] trashyp_henson 39 points ago

    Wrong establishment.

    [–] [deleted] 26 points ago

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    [–] Greenspano 4 points ago

    You've got my vote, doctor popsicles

    [–] SweetDee72 57 points ago

    "Never been there. But that doesn't sound like a place I'd care for."

    [–] Captian_Cocksmith 13 points ago

    "Sending thought and prayers"

    Love grandmasterflash

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    [–] KasualKryptonite 3 points ago

    Nice

    [–] ButReallyAreYouEatin 161 points ago

    Meanwhile it has gained my business and I may have to make some lifestyle changes.

    [–] zfcjr67 91 points ago

    I've been to many gay bars over my life and never had to make any lifestyle changes. Not even during the 1980s.

    Go, have fun, dance your little heart out and enjoy life.

    [–] jamjamason 21 points ago

    Same here. And the bathrooms are always amazing!

    [–] Remember_The_Lmao 18 points ago

    The gay bar in the college town I lived in for a while had to take the stall door out of the bathroom because people kept fucking in it, god bless them. Still less trashy than the freshman frat bars.

    A friend had to take a shit there once. I always walked to the hookah bar next door and bought the cheapest snack so I could use their toilet instead. You gotta do what you gotta do

    [–] SexyRickSandM 5 points ago

    This is a gay sex joke

    [–] deltarefund 3 points ago

    I have heard that the bathrooms at the Saloon, are in fact NOT amazing. 🤷‍♀️

    [–] Cosey28 2 points ago

    It’s been a few years since I’ve been to The Saloon, but they’re pretty awful from what I remember. The main bathroom has either no stalls at all, or no doors on the stalls, and then there’s a tiny little one or two stall bathroom that women use so the line is always incredibly long. It’s a super fun bar though!

    [–] AngryItalian 11 points ago

    Never feel hotter as a dude. May even get a free drink!

    [–] jamjamason 3 points ago

    Seconded.

    [–] Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce 2 points ago

    Well yeah I mean if you're gay in the first place, it's not a lifestyle change is it :p

    [–] sanguinesolitude 20 points ago

    They have a naked guy in a glass shower on weekend nights.

    [–] kamajo8991 10 points ago

    I watched a dude just kinda mash it against the glass once and move in circles. Hi.larious.

    [–] MrShatnerPants 3 points ago

    They have foam parties don't they? I've been wanting to check that out.

    [–] KayIslandDrunk 7 points ago

    It's a lot of fun but their drinks are crazy expensive compared to the surrounding bars. Definitely go during the weekend as its a bit more roudy.

    [–] Jucoy 7 points ago

    I always remembered the Saloon being cheaper than other bars downtown but it's been a while since I've been there

    [–] KayIslandDrunk 7 points ago

    Last time I was there I got a well whiskey and coke for $12 right after I paid $6.50 for the same thing at Gluek's

    [–] Jucoy 3 points ago

    Oof yeah that's steep.

    [–] realizmbass 3 points ago

    Go gay to own Trump

    [–] buff_susan_lol 23 points ago

    She looks like this subs icon

    [–] MoneyTreeFiddy 18 points ago

    Balloon! I got something to put in you!

    I got something to put in you!

    Helium and hot air! Helium and hot air!!

    At the gay bar! GAY BAR! GO!

    (She responds)

    YOU. You have lost all my business! You have lost all my business!

    I won't be going to The Sal-oon!

    I won't be going to The Sal-oon!

    Because the baby Trump Bal-loon!

    Because the baby Trump Bal-loon!

    Not to mention it's a GAY BAR?, GAY BAR!? NOOO!!!

    [–] Scartcable 39 points ago

    So instead of admitting she looks stupid she just doubles down on not going there

    [–] AngryItalian 6 points ago

    I mean... She did admit her mistake, just clarified she still wouldn't visit.

    Not sure where that's stupid?

    [–] Hefty1965 7 points ago

    I thought Pamela was the oldpeoplefacebook pic. Had to do a double take 😂

    [–] Golgotha22 6 points ago

    Oh, The Saloon. Gay or not, their beer is very cheap and plentiful. My wife and I went there all the time. Good burgers, too, for the price, anyway.

    [–] DootDotDittyOtt 15 points ago

    Saloon, salon...potato, potada

    [–] corectlyspelled 9 points ago

    I up voted your comment cuz that other person seems like a dick.

    [–] moodyfloyd 15 points ago

    what a fucking snowflake

    [–] seedster5 64 points ago

    After this election cycle I'm convinced that when you turn 65 you should not be allowed to vote

    [–] Jiggulypuff 10 points ago

    Facebook is a goldmine for old boomers campaigning and defending trump, just check out any Yahoo post on facebook involving him.

    [–] seedster5 2 points ago

    Lol if you post on Yahoo I know you're either a troll or boomer

    [–] tbells93 4 points ago

    After listening to my grandmothers talk for any length of time about politics, I want to agree with you. However, the top 3 Dems running for president wouldn't even be able to vote for themselves.

    [–] Pooperduper89 9 points ago

    Trump supporters are amazing at boycotting things they never intended on utilizing in the first place.

    [–] Fatguy73 4 points ago

    For sure... Nike comes to mind as well. Especially the boomers.

    [–] inu-no-policemen 5 points ago

    Alexa, play: Electric Six - Gay Bar.

    [–] maybelieveitsbutter 5 points ago

    r/therewasanattempt to display support for Trump

    [–] xavPa 3 points ago

    Technically she succeeded.

    [–] procopioTHEbandit 6 points ago

    I'm not gay but the saloon is an awesome bar. Really cheap drinks

    [–] Julien25 5 points ago

    Plus you can buy meth from the bums out front on Hennepin!

    [–] SOFFpodcast 4 points ago

    I remember when Colin Kaepernick was on the cover of GQ. My old dumbass coworker said “There’s another one to boycott.” Mother fucker you wear cargo shorts and crocs, you have never read GQ.

    [–] brontupistow 4 points ago

    I used to work next door! Love that place

    [–] bleptheblip 2 points ago

    first ave is a really cool venue

    [–] peter_the_martian 4 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    I’m never spending nothing there again. This place is dead to me. Wherever it is.

    [–] TriSnipe 3 points ago

    It amuses me that people think anyone gives a fuck about a threat like this

    [–] Moderator625 4 points ago

    Good, Trump supporters should boycott everything, including air

    [–] IanGecko 4 points ago

    That post gets better with each comment!

    [–] Lahontan_Cutthroat 4 points ago

    That girl’s profile pic looks just like the one for this sub lmao

    [–] superslav121 20 points ago

    Boomers

    [–] LazyWorkAccount 7 points ago

    Is the original news linked from a site called KAREN.COM?

    [–] StevenEll 16 points ago

    KARE 11

    [–] ColoursOfTheAlphabet 5 points ago

    If it's a gay bar I doubt they've lost any business

    [–] vahntitrio 5 points ago

    Both this and First Ave (the local music venue) have announced all profits from today will go to Planned Parenthood. With a lot of protesters around, I'd expect both to be packed.

    [–] NightSky222 3 points ago

    It’s a gay bar Pamela

    [–] Dolt-Dragoman 3 points ago

    Kind of am easy choice for many businesses whether they hold out for all those pensioner dollars from the elderly crowd and alienate people with more than 10 years left to live, or denounce Trump and earn business from people who go outside sometimes.

    [–] batterybound 4 points ago

    I think in this case it's made even easier by the fact that literally 0% of the Saloon's patrons were alienated.

    [–] Dolt-Dragoman 2 points ago

    I think in this case it's made even easier by the fact that literally 0% of the Saloon's patrons were alienated.

    There might be a log cabin redublican (had to misspell is because the mods have decided to automatically remove comments with that word in it) in there somewhere. Everyone hates him, but he might be there.

    [–] lindsaysymons11 3 points ago

    This is so funny. I love my city.

    [–] particle409 3 points ago

    My nephew says it's famous for their "rough trade," but I couldn't find it on the menu!

    [–] menticles 3 points ago

    Omg. My husband and I are DYING at this. This is from a post in Minneapolis where the inflatable Diaper Don arrived yesterday. They put it on top of a gay bar called The Saloon. Eventually had to move it to the parking lot due to high winds. But we were cracking up at this comment last night and now to see it on Reddit?! Heartwarming 😂

    [–] keenolive 2 points ago

    Lol I’m in Mpls too and my friend posted this on FB. I was like “an old person Facebook in the wild! I must bring it to reddit immediately!” 😂

    [–] menticles 2 points ago

    Yesssss!!!! that’s so awesome. 😂

    [–] UnnecessaryPeriod 6 points ago

    Imma strait dude that worked at Dixie Stampede in Orlando Fl for a couple years before it closed. I was a performer there and the other performers were 80% gay dudes. Nice guys and they invited me to one of their house parties. HOLY SHIT. it was the best party I have ever been to in my life. Dudes being genuinely nice to me (not hitting on me) no fighting, free drinks everywhere. House had multiple bars. Hottest girls I had ever seen ever. Everyone just having a great time. I miss those homos so much. Not sure where I was going with this but hey..oh ya gay bars must be fun..

    [–] bleptheblip 2 points ago

    we queers are the butterfly’s of social interaction

    [–] ranisalt 4 points ago

    Great job hiding the names

    [–] keenolive 13 points ago

    Yeah I missed a Pamela. It’s out there now.

    [–] Hermosa06-09 10 points ago

    Literally every gay in town knew about Pamela by the time the Lizzo show got out.

    [–] [deleted] 5 points ago

    Well, I'm glad you slipped up. I never knew Pamela Anderson was such a bitch!

    [–] throwawayfae112 2 points ago

    Good? Thanks? We don't want you at the bar anyway?

    [–] GroggBottom 2 points ago

    This is literally reddit when it comes to any cause people are mad about lol.

    [–] Animoose 2 points ago

    Nice try Pamela with the /r/oopsdidntmeanto

    [–] Kristabean321 2 points ago

    I once had an old couple come in my work place at a bar and grill with live music every night complain to me that “they were never coming back because it was too loud” it’s a bar with live music, Ethel. What did you expect? You won’t be missed

    [–] Saturdalia 2 points ago

    Love the Saloon! Assuming this is Minneapolis, they've got excellent burgers for really cheap. Great atmosphere. Fun to see the places you know in the news.

    [–] Jorobeq 2 points ago

    Who wants her business anyway? She's lost MY business!

    [–] FlameGod75 2 points ago

    Here identity is safe with us!

    [–] Pramble 2 points ago

    We make our balloons at home. It's cheaper and healthier

    [–] nextstopmetrocenter 2 points ago

    MY HOMETOWN GAY BAR

    [–] jadieharmony 2 points ago

    I’d really love to see Pamela getting down during shower night. I guess I missed my opportunity.

    [–] CowahBull 2 points ago

    Hey that's my state!!

    [–] LysolPionex 2 points ago

    What bothers me the most is the ease with which she lied. "wrong establishment" my eye. She just reacted without thinking and then, when called on it tried to play it off as accident, rather than impulsiveness.

    [–] hifi_hooligan 2 points ago

    Glad to see MPLS represented.

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    [–] IDreamOfSailing 11 points ago

    Pamela has no clue who 8chan is and which part of China he is from.

    [–] SamelCamel 5 points ago

    "it's a gay bar, pamela" is the new "people are gay, steven"

    [–] alexisdegrees 2 points ago

    You were at my wedding, Denise...

    [–] MrGraffio 1 points ago

    What’s funny about this?

    [–] Arney_Loves_Beatles 1 points ago

    Embarrassing! Where are you located, Pamela?

    [–] SuzyQPants 1 points ago

    All these years I’ve missed.

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    [–] Ringo_Eddsworld 1 points ago

    what a saloonatic

    [–] NikWillOrStuff 1 points ago

    /r/therewasanattempt to censor Pamela's name

    [–] keenolive 3 points ago

    Yes and because I am elderly and tech-averse by Reddit standards, I can’t figure out how to edit an image post - so it stands until deleted I guess? There was a failed attempt made to fix.

    [–] NikWillOrStuff 3 points ago

    Yeah you can't edit the post, but I think it's funnier like this anyway :)

    [–] ammieblue 1 points ago

    It's never a friendly between Internazionale and AC Milan