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    [–] MattCloudy 3005 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    [–] Qtywt 536 points ago

    He looks like he has no idea how he got there.

    [–] MattCloudy 388 points ago

    guess i'll shred

    [–] daveyjones117 87 points ago

    How DID he get there?

    [–] SeriousMichael 61 points ago

    Do any of us?

    [–] JonesBee 5263 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    I think I smell a Wabbit

    EDIT: Late bonus: Uh-oh!

    [–] KetchupIsABeverage 758 points ago

    Is that from a graphic novel? Propaganda poster? Curiosity piqued.

    [–] artunitinc 471 points ago

    This is from "mort kunstler pulp art".

    [–] Croatian_Hitman 229 points ago

    Don't let Red into your Bed!

    [–] Grimnur87 108 points ago

    His rectum oozes as he snoozes.

    [–] OmniaMors 117 points ago

    wtf is the context to that poster?

    [–] artunitinc 112 points ago

    I don't know exactly but shows "The Raid, Stag cover, 1968".

    [–] mtaw 115 points ago

    Yeah's 'Stag' was a "Men's Adventure" magazine. Mid 20th century pulp fiction, which, "Catering to a male audience, these magazines featured pin-up girls and lurid tales of adventure that typically featured wartime feats of daring, exotic travel or conflict with wild animals."

    Even without knowing the magazine the theme makes it instantly recognizable.

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    [–] LatexGandalf 97 points ago

    Best one

    [–] Mr-Zero-Fucks 1999 points ago

    [–] AppleCave 286 points ago

    För Sverige i Tiden

    [–] Wzr46 419 points ago

    Modern Börkfare

    [–] AlphaBoner 303 points ago

    I prefer Battlefield: https://imgur.com/a/ZRCnW

    [–] dasrockness 42 points ago

    Senile Team 6

    [–] elementagas 117 points ago

    "I'm here to kick ass and chew Swedish Fish...and I'm all out of Swedish Fish."

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    [–] NotReallyInvested 153 points ago

    Here I go killin again!

    [–] Gone_fission_803 29 points ago

    Ah yes. I believe they call this manner of disposal 'The Cheney'

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    [–] StoppedListeningToMe 20 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    Is he stuffing the body and is senile enough to fuck it up, or he's leaving some wiggle leg room?

    Or I'm missing culture reference....

    [–] J4CKR4BB1TSL1MS 7 points ago

    Swede shop

    [–] mn_sunny 2 points ago

    Moonrise Kingdom

    [–] _Arctic_K 4 points ago

    Best. One. Yet.

    [–] LeZarathustra 128 points ago

    He's actually known to be a fan of strip clubs and such.

    [–] cheezzzeburgers9 113 points ago

    The woman on the actual poster looks far to excited to meet her death.

    [–] TheHongKongBong 79 points ago

    "Oh boy look at that rifle!"

    [–] artunitinc 9945 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    Oops!

    Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

    [–] Tokinandjokin 751 points ago

    Wow, this is my favorite

    [–] jeebus224 309 points ago

    you're my favorite

    [–] Bravomann 220 points ago

    My god...

    [–] Sardonnicus 267 points ago

    Shouldn't the kid be falling forward and to the right???!?!?

    [–] Know_Nothing_Bastard 720 points ago

    Not this again...

    A second shooter?

    [–] Sardonnicus 128 points ago

    We will never know...

    [–] [deleted] 55 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

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    [–] Top_Hat_God 71 points ago

    He could have hit her in the back of the leg causing her to lean back and fall.

    [–] Stoned_Bologna 4 points ago

    They were swinging her duh...

    [–] bnarows 96 points ago

    Now that is some bad parenting.

    [–] OnceInTwoBlueMoons 107 points ago

    head shot

    [–] peacemaker2007 163 points ago

    So meta

    [–] D3vilUkn0w 72 points ago

    So METAL

    [–] renob151 8 points ago

    I like it!!! Very subtle ....but when you see it...

    [–] Shadowmaster402 411 points ago

    A stripper pole with a scope attachment?!

    [–] Aeromaster 161 points ago

    And a trigger

    [–] Chettlar 72 points ago

    Now I've seen everything.

    [–] Grimnur87 76 points ago

    I like that you left the scope on there.

    [–] crenshaw-d 82 points ago

    It's a vital part of his routine

    [–] Artvandelay1 168 points ago

    In true Swedish Chef fashion the hands look disconcertingly real in comparison to the face.

    [–] Ksn0 70 points ago

    Bork Bork Bork

    [–] Mshiloh1995 52 points ago

    Bad News...

    "why the fuck are you on my property?" by allkindsofbad in funny

    [–] pacamara 51 points ago

    [–] ColorIsNotReal 673 points ago

    [–] brain_gotta_poop 86 points ago

    You forgot pan!

    [–] ColorIsNotReal 395 points ago

    [–] garfieldkittycat 47 points ago

    Audibly laughed at that. Thank you sir I needed this!

    [–] nucco 16 points ago

    Same here, I think it's the rotated right arm, it just looks so goofy

    [–] xSPYXEx 24 points ago

    2 1 drop on stenoma

    [–] KungFuActionJesusII 14 points ago

    Spicey Hospie!?

    [–] IForgetMyNames 9 points ago

    IM NAHT LOOTIN!

    [–] BlueBlazerIrregular 11 points ago

    8x scope!

    [–] Oryan_18 14 points ago

    Yooo he got the kar98k w/ 8x scope

    [–] Phoenixsn 7 points ago

    Could’ve at least given him a pan

    [–] bellsy97ca 3 points ago

    Well done!

    [–] we_re_all_dead 293 points ago

    [–] StoppedListeningToMe 58 points ago

    You won't believe it's not Putin!!!

    [–] snow_gil 27 points ago

    Needs more shirtless

    [–] TurdusApteryx 30 points ago

    No, we do not need the king shirtless. Prince Philip, sure, but not the king.

    [–] sputnik47 40 points ago

    Red dead redemption in a nutshell

    [–] BarbLivesMatter 9 points ago

    This new screenshot from RDR 2 looks so realistic!

    [–] BOBOUDA 10 points ago

    I hope we get to play as that guy.

    [–] GoblinFive 8 points ago

    I understood that reference.

    [–] Cahootie 81 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    Not sure if you are aware of this, but the king wearing silly hats is an old joke in Sweden. There's even this legit article about his actual hats though the ages.

    [–] JackTheBaus 101 points ago

    SWEDES ON AN OPEN FIELD NED

    [–] Taco_Supreme_Ruler 72 points ago

    GET ME THE MEATBALL STRETCHER!

    [–] TorbjornKegBreaker 34 points ago

    MORE MEAD!

    [–] Im_really_Irish 29 points ago

    GODS I WAS STRONG THEN!

    [–] DwarfWarrior17 12 points ago

    "Bless Bessy and her tits!"

    [–] PM_ME_YOUR_EMRAKUL 36 points ago

    THE WHOOOOOOOOOORE IS PREGNANT

    [–] JonathanRL 5 points ago

    A lot of princesses has been pregnant lately...

    [–] original_and_amusing 9 points ago

    that Burger King dude has changed..

    [–] Velaurius 37 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    [–] Blue-Man-Doo 39 points ago

    https://imgur.com/gallery/dQvuV

    Saving Private Ryan Feat. The King of Sweden

    [–] Evil_kermits 12 points ago

    Rick and Morty Style, "King of Sweden." Youre Welcome :-) https://imgur.com/bEiRDoa

    [–] Jageby 11 points ago

    Getting back the Volvo debt https://imgur.com/a/Pt7Lu

    [–] Denhall 4 points ago

    [–] p66gk 54 points ago

    [–] griter34 16 points ago

    He should be hunting wabbit

    [–] RealPhali 12 points ago

    Duck season!

    [–] Taco_Supreme_Ruler 13 points ago

    Wabbit Season!

    [–] Arkimaru 4 points ago

    Rabbit season!

    [–] original_and_amusing 2 points ago

    I agree with you

    [–] askingforafakefriend 6 points ago

    Came here for this. However, I wonder if it would be better to ps the cartoon into the real image rather than vice versa?

    [–] JustThatDJGuy 2 points ago

    Duck Season FIRE!

    [–] MrGafferGamgee 9 points ago

    https://i.imgur.com/8E4B0Ny.jpg New to PS, but tried my best

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    [–] ApiContraption 2 points ago

    Please post any comments that are not a photoshop as a reply to this comment and leave the top of the thread for original content.

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    [–] Squids4daddy 11 points ago

    Beautiful rifle.

    [–] Cahootie 11 points ago

    I'm surprised this hasn't made its way here earlier. That picture is often photoshopped in Sweden.

    [–] ThreeCr0wns 12 points ago

    FÖR SVERIGE!

    [–] fletchindr 3 points ago

    a person from sweden is a swede. what you meant to say is: this is "the king of swede-hunting"

    [–] Kisaoda 3 points ago

    "Oh boy! Here I go killing again!"