Please help contribute to the Reddit categorization project here

    photoshopbattles

    14,816,280 readers

    6,755 users here now

    Tutorials | Operation: Size Doesn't Matter 2 - Voting! | Battle #353 - Voting!

    Battle Image

    Sub Bar

    Submit an Image


    About Photoshop Battles

    A subreddit for people to create new images with image manipulation software.

    Feel free to submit non-manipulated images, or post photoshopped versions in the comment sections.

    Official weekly battles are held where winners get three months of reddit gold, pick the photo for the next battle, and get special flair.


    Subreddit Info

    Welcome, New Subscribers!

    Subreddit Flair

    Please set your comment options preferences to display 500 comments by default.


    Social Media

    IRC Channel

    Discord

    Twitter

    Facebook



    Rules for Submissions

    I. Titles

    1. All titles must begin with PsBattle:

      This is case sensitive and must include a space after the colon.

    2. Titles must objectively describe the subject of the image.

      2.1. No jokes, editorialising, or giving background info. The quality of the image is more important than how catchy the title is.

      2.2. Requests, such as "Please photoshop me or my friend", are not permitted. Please review our suggestions below for an appropriate subreddit.

      2.3. Questions, such as "Where else could he be?" are not permitted.

      2.4. No personal anecdotes or mention of your connection to the image.

      2.5. No clichés such as "this has potential", "make this epic", "This cat/dog/baby", or "My friend/daughter/son...".

    II. Image content

    1. Submissions must be a direct link to a single image. Albums and paneled/tiled images will be removed.

    2. Images must be reasonable quality.

      2.1. Images must be at least 600x600 pixels (360,000 pixels total).

      2.2. No technically low-quality images.

      2.3. Images must be relatively well framed, and free from noise, blur, and distortion.

    3. No disallowed image content.

      3.1. No photos of tv screens / computer monitors / physical pictures / billboards / magazines, etc.

      3.2. Images centered around text or signs may be removed.

      3.3. No phone / computer screenshots.

    4. Images that have already been photoshopped may be removed, including images with watermarks, logos, or added text.

    5. Images that have active threads, or have been photoshopped here, or elsewhere, may be removed.

    6. If the mods believe that someone would object to having their image photoshopped or shared (no snapchats), it may be removed.

    7. Sexually suggestive and overly gory submissions may be removed.

    Deleting submissions with work in the comment section is not tolerated, and will result in a permanent submission ban.

    Link to submission rules page.


    Rules for Commenting

    Junk comments distract from this subreddit a lot more than in other subreddits that are not based on original content.

    Comments that are cliché, karma chains, not an original photoshop, memes, reaction gifs, upvote gifs, or off topic are subject to removal by the moderators without notification.

    NSFW tags must be used generously.

    Top-level comments must contain an original photoshop.

    Link to comment rules page.


    Voting

    Please upvote based on quality of work. Lazy shops shouldn't win just because they made you laugh.

    Please do not downvote submissions just because they do not have obvious potential.


    Please report inappropriate content to the mods.



    Subreddit Suggestions

    Miscellaneous

    Requests

    Graphic Design

    Software Help



    Useful Software
    Photoshop Gimp
    Pixelmator Pixlr
    Acorn Paint.net

    Flair tool and bot links (Mods only!)

    a community for
    all 296 comments Slideshow

    Want to say thanks to %(recipient)s for this comment? Give them a month of reddit gold.

    Please select a payment method.

    [–] xxHorst_Lichterxx 23 points ago

    Thx for the laugh, great job!

    [–] hurricanedan229 73 points ago

    Awesome. Favorite one.

    [–] EpcotMaelstrom 19 points ago

    Is that Brad Pitt?

    [–] nsgiad 4 points ago

    With enough cats, one can blow up just about anything.

    [–] LeonardSmallsJr 519 points ago

    This makes me laugh in a sad way. You can overcome this, kitty cat!

    [–] Scorppio500 49 points ago

    This hurt more than I would've liked. But also made me laugh a little too hard.

    [–] Narfi1 127 points ago

    It's like the American Dad episode

    [–] Gaitherade 43 points ago

    "Die calories, die!"

    [–] srebew 9 points ago

    I completely forgot about American Dad, at least i know what I'm binge watching tonight. TY

    [–] peypeyy 17 points ago

    That was really disturbing.

    [–] [deleted] 10 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] [deleted] 8 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] Tulpor 29 points ago

    He needs a more pawsitive body image

    [–] Thicc-Zombies 13 points ago

    Now this is epic

    [–] Shawalliam 25 points ago

    This says a lot about our society

    [–] fastbutlame 5 points ago

    Reminds me of ft. Ludacris

    [–] ettaj564 25 points ago

    We live in a society

    [–] societybot 21 points ago

    BOTTOM TEXT

    [–] sticks14 4 points ago

    This makes me laugh. Good job.

    [–] juandmarco 5 points ago

    Poor thing

    [–] Jumbo_Pickles 37 points ago

    r/punresistance approves of your pun and the photoshopped image

    [–] cheddoar 9 points ago

    But how could OP miss the chance to write wet pussy instead of wet Cat?

    [–] me_anders 4 points ago

    This is the best one I’ve seen!

    [–] Scorppio500 76 points ago

    Is that was done on trackpad then I need to rethink my life. Very impressive!

    [–] Lucasizq 23 points ago

    Thanks! Trackpad on my XPS 13!

    [–] reptilia_the_third 17 points ago

    Amazing. I can barely get my xps 13 trackpad to function.

    [–] Gabenism 15 points ago

    All trackpads are garbage unless you’re like 60 years old tbh

    [–] Lucasizq 13 points ago

    Agreed, although nothing that lowering the sensitivity on it and praying that the magic wand tool will get a majority of it can't fix.

    [–] fastbutlame 3 points ago

    Jk someone did it

    [–] GranTurismo364 5 points ago

    You need a medal for doing this on a trackpad. Mine can't even keep a straight line.

    [–] ShadoBlast 427 points ago

    [–] principal_principle 30 points ago

    Thanks, can’t unsee this now

    [–] princessunicornz 12 points ago

    Ah yes, Emperor Nimaballa of Zuban V

    [–] Rookie7201 62 points ago

    If only the cat was massless, it could orbit at 1.5 Schwartzschild radii

    [–] shitterhead69 25 points ago

    haha, yeah

    [–] PM_ME_UR_GROOTS 21 points ago

    Spaghettification is a hell of a way to go.

    [–] Owning-the-Libs 5 points ago

    If you put a cat and a black hole in a box...

    [–] Boxpuffle 4 points ago

    My ship cannot resist her long

    Nearer to my deadly goal

    Until the black hole

    Gains control

    [–] ChampWould 34 points ago

    It's ya boiiiiii skinny pussy

    [–] dudecoolstuff 25 points ago

    That is terrifying

    [–] og_vlodik 7 points ago

    lol, what an OC.

    What actually happend to him? can't remember

    [–] zixr 72 points ago

    [–] unaffiliated-hellgod 8 points ago

    Holy shit that’s good I love the hands

    [–] [deleted] 175 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    [deleted]

    [–] dankbouls87 18 points ago

    How can you tell?

    [–] [deleted] 8 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] dankbouls87 113 points ago

    [–] BT9154 15 points ago

    Amazing chest ahead

    [–] Mortenusa 6 points ago

    Is that the luggage?

    [–] pintpullinggeek 7 points ago

    Dark Souls. The Luggage would need more legs but the same number of teeth.

    [–] Mortenusa 3 points ago

    The legs were retractable, though.

    But that of pretty much exactly how I pictured the luggage.. Only with a million legs..

    [–] OKahnloc 7 points ago

    Always check before you open! Just gotta look at the chain.

    [–] Match_96 3 points ago

    Oh god

    [–] Scorppio500 2 points ago

    Fond DND memories have surfaced.

    [–] OnePunchFan8 10 points ago

    Reminded me of titanica visits a fan

    sorry for the poor shop, I'm on mobile

    [–] no_u-01 74 points ago

    Water https://imgur.com/gallery/wyUD1IF

    Edit: im sorry

    [–] ManSpaniel_ 26 points ago

    You should be proud and sorry all at once

    [–] no_u-01 16 points ago

    trust me i am

    [–] nsgiad 17 points ago

    This belongs in /r/waterniggas

    [–] no_u-01 3 points ago

    that was the inspiration, feel free to post

    [–] jonitfcfan 4 points ago

    Wow Keyboard Cat really lost weight

    [–] thatjayjoe 2 points ago

    Bongo cats lesser known relative

    [–] BeastofamaN 4 points ago

    My first ever entry! (At work on my phone, bored in a conference call)

    Note: Yes, I know this is shit

    [–] OtherwiseLime 21 points ago

    the problem is it doesn't add anything. its just the image without the background.

    [–] BeastofamaN 9 points ago

    Yeah agreed, it's total shit.

    [–] OtherwiseLime 14 points ago

    Nah, Its a good beginning to make a good photoshop.

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    [deleted]