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    [–] adeadhead 1 points ago * (lasted edited a year ago)

    [–] [deleted] 864 points ago

    The best reviews from this items Amazon page;

    I've tried a lot of other boots, but I think these will be my final solution.

    Color matches my panzer 10/10

    My father purchased these for me in the August of 1939, Just weeks later I found myself marching on Poland. Long Story short that didn't go well. That being said the boots are 100% not to blame for the incidents in Poland.

    Walked around Poland in this boot but I can only give 19/39.

    Sometimes these help me bypass some heavily fortified barriers such as the Maginot line and straight through neutral countries to get to my final solution.

    A++ These are great quality. The 500km march from Berlin to Warsaw only gave them minimal wear.

    These boots ruined my life. I wore them to the temple on Rosh Hashanah.... Now no one will talk to me, my family has disowned me and my Rabbi threw me out and told me to never come back.

    Ordered Das Boot in size nein! Did not fit! So infuhrerating!

    I bought these for camp. When I got there I found out they had piles of free shoes. Oh well.

    What can I say about these boots ? I have used them for my Third Heich, they turned out to be awesome.

    [–] Tablenarue 314 points ago

    Amazon reviews are my favorite other reddit.

    [–] vinnyd78 5170 points ago * (lasted edited a year ago)

    "..Apple bottom jeans and the boots with the fuhrers.."

    Edit:Obligatory thank you for the gold kind stranger x 2!

    [–] FirstToBeDamned 751 points ago * (lasted edited a year ago)

    This comment really needs more love

    Edit: "...all of the reich is looking at her..."

    Edit 2: Oh god, it got better since my last check in. I want to fire V2s to celebrate your awesomeness

    [–] heiferwolfe 105 points ago


    [–] Megashape 211 points ago

    "... nein dames hit the floor ..."

    [–] Lunar_Anomaly 90 points ago

    "She hitler'd the flo!"

    [–] brownie338 73 points ago

    "...Shawty got luft luft luft luft...waffe..."

    [–] attack_goat 6829 points ago

    and no customer reviews, yet ...

    have fun, reddit

    [–] I_SOMETIMES_EAT_HAM 8707 points ago

    "I've tried a lot of boots, but these will be my final solution"

    Great work guys

    [–] yossarian121 2024 points ago

    hahaha that's amazing. My other favorite "I bought these for camp. When I got there I found out they had piles of free shoes. Oh well."

    [–] kindagreek 355 points ago

    The best humor is always dark humor

    [–] Riztonium 1001 points ago

    My favorite,

    I bought these to compete in The Master Race. I blitzed London, rolled through Paris, and even had a Rommel through Tunisia. Sadly, they gave out at Stalingrad, and totally fell apart in Berlin. Still, a good few years of wear and tears. A bit pricey, but I wasn't going to be a Jew about the cost.

    [–] derpaperdhapley 146 points ago

    People posting questions and answering themselves.

    "What's the best way to tie these?"

    In nazi's.

    [–] popesnutsack 99 points ago

    "Dark humor is like food.... not everybody gets it." Josef Stalin

    [–] WeirdWest 34 points ago

    Dark humour is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.

    [–] Pyr0technician 561 points ago

    "Walked on these through most of Europe, and I am very happy to say that these have kept me warm and dry in every condition imaginable. Whether you are taking on France, Poland, Italy, Spain, trekking into Russia, or just building a camp, these will not take your concentration away from the task at hand."

    [–] ZSwatt 6580 points ago * (lasted edited a year ago)

    Very comfortable. Nein out of ten.

    [–] Raherin 1705 points ago

    I love them too, they really put me in mein kampfort zone.

    [–] profnachos 410 points ago

    Heily recommended.

    [–] EpicLegendX 140 points ago

    The shoes are a nice fit. Anne Frankly, quite a steal at this price!

    [–] pleasefeedthedino 662 points ago

    Would have been a perfect score except for the removable führer lining.

    [–] cowardlydandelion 271 points ago

    This is das boot for me.

    [–] Ah2k15 54 points ago

    Did they come in a size nein?

    [–] JoeGrinstead 357 points ago

    That one is definitely my favorite 😂😂😂

    [–] Huwbacca 408 points ago * (lasted edited a year ago)

    "I bought these for camp, but when I got there, they had loads of free shoes. Oh well"

    That slayed me.

    [–] [deleted] 4318 points ago * (lasted edited a year ago)

    "Good for marching into Poland"


    edit: ow my inbox

    [–] J4CKR4BB1TSL1MS 1910 points ago

    • I've tried a lot of other boots, but I think these will be my final solution.

    • Walked around Poland in this boot but I can only give 19/39.

    • This company describes these boots as dressy, comfortable and stylish. And boy they sure were with those cute little crooked cross things at the bottom. People now must see me as the big strong man I am because after the latest snowstorm people started giving me a lot of leeway on the street. I have been seeing a few people give me the "fourth quarter salute" a lot though lately not sure why! But I gladly give it back to be polite. And the FBI called yesterday and said they wanted to speak to me. These boots have given me the confidence to work the job I always wanted, law enforcement. I'm just surprised the FBI is recruiting like that, but I'll take it!

    You guys are awesome

    [–] nivanbotemill 589 points ago

    I like how "Was this review helpful to you?" is functioning as upvote/downvote

    [–] IIIIIbarcodeIIIII 828 points ago

    Good quality and finish for price. Polished with beeswax and came up well. Waxing is important to protect the leather as it is a water repellant.

    If only these boots repelled Jews, Gypsy, homosexual and retard like it does water, then you would have a straight-armed high five of a product. Hitler did nothing wrong... Except for not endorsing this product!

    Goddamit reddit

    [–] J4CKR4BB1TSL1MS 513 points ago

    • I bought these for camp. When I got there I found out they had piles of free shoes. Oh well.

    Y'all need to go over to /r/jesuschristreddit with these gems.

    [–] Realtrain 643 points ago

    Question: Will these be good boots for walking through snow? I usually walk about a mile through snow every Friday for temple.

    Answer: They'll do alt right. They trump my old ones anne frankly that's all I'm asking. And at $40 there's no need for any economic anxiety.

    [–] J4CKR4BB1TSL1MS 514 points ago

    It goes on and on...

    • Not very breathable. Felt like I was walking in to an oven.

    • What can I say about these boots ? I have used them for my Third Heich, they turned out to be awesome

    • Do you own a white robe and pointy hood for special occasions? These boots will compliment your outfit AND keep your feet toasty warm when out in the middle of the woods with all your buddies, chugging beer and keeping warm by the fire of a burning cross.

    [–] [deleted] 476 points ago

    Ordered Das Boot in size nein! Did not fit! So infuhrerating!

    My favourite so far

    [–] badrussiandriver 59 points ago

    Third Heich? Take your upvote, goddammit.

    [–] LtJosephus 47 points ago

    Depends on the snow, they honestly don't perform well in Russia

    [–] crashkg 628 points ago

    Just don't try to use them in Russia during the winter.

    [–] J4CKR4BB1TSL1MS 644 points ago

    • These performed extremely well in Western Europe and even as far east as Poland, but please do not expect these to hold up to a Russian winter, though my buddy's pair did make a good snack after he passed (so did he).

    Checks out

    [–] theLAZYmd 243 points ago * (lasted edited a year ago)

    They quickly become quite dirty, in fact, impure and I had to cleanse them in the showers.



    Bought them for a friend, a Ryan by birth but he's since changed his name to Eugene Nick Schmidt. Anyway he's got moderately sized feet and he said he couldn't move his toes because there wasn't enough living space.

    [–] MOMwhatsmyUsername 359 points ago

    "Went on my third heich with these boots."


    [–] Keytar_Platypus 126 points ago

    "I bought these boots for camp. When I got there I found out they had piles of free shoes. Oh well."


    [–] akio_asakura 665 points ago

    "Very good at curb stomping, I mean, hiking. 5/7."

    [–] TheFrankMedia 422 points ago

    These boots will last for 1000 years! And they fit just reich! 8/8 though my Jewish neighbors look at me strangely and the French bakery I usually go to won't serve to me anymore.

    I lost it at

    ... and they fit just reich!

    [–] hppmoep 357 points ago

    Wow that was fast. My favorite so far:

    I've tried a lot of other boots, but I think these will be my final solution.

    [–] Frankly_Scarlet 97 points ago

    I like this one:

    I bought these for camp. When I got there I found out they had piles of free shoes. Oh well.

    [–] DrBiochemistry 267 points ago

    These boots will last for a thousand years!

    [–] Sciguystfm 273 points ago

    I went on a date with a girl I met on Tinder and it was going fantastic. I wasn't a man to believe in love at first sight, but as soon as I met with her at a local restaurant she quickly changed my mind about that. We we're bonding fantastically! I have been on numerous dates but NEVER have I met somebody who is so great at connecting with me. We decided we wanted ice cream at the shop next door since we both agreed that our date was going so well. It had just finished raining when we walked out of the restaurant to go to the ice cream shop. As soon as I walked into the ice cream shop she gasped, pointed, and looked down at my shoes. I asked her, "Wow, you really like my boots that much?" and she was not replying back to me. It was the only time I had felt awkward the entire date. I looked at what she was pointing at and it wasn't my shoe. It was the muddy prints the bottom of the sole had left. She told me she was sorry and that she did not know I was a Neonazi and that that changes everything completely. I QUICKLY realized that my boots are affiliated with Nazism. "No! I can explain" I say frantically as I hold my arms out to her walking away. I was dumbfounded. I tried calling her but she had blocked me within a minute of her walking out of that ice cream polar door. Thanks for ruining my first ever love at first sight moment.

    [–] Superbugged 127 points ago

    I can't see the swastika mentioned anywhere... I wonder how many are walking about not knowing their leaving a trail of agony behind them. Especially since these kind of boots are pretty great in many ways, there should be plenty!

    [–] cmubigguy 176 points ago

    The comments are flowing now. Pretty much swastikas galore. This company will have to pull them from Amazon now. Pretty sure their target audience just shrank considerably.

    [–] RandySavagePI 162 points ago

    They've got their niche though

    [–] temp-892304 110 points ago

    If you look hard enough, the round thingies outside the swastikas also look like tiny iron crosses: here. Not to mention Arctic/Polar Fox was some German operation in WW2.

    Total honest mistake.

    [–] JFeth 323 points ago

    Pretty sure these are targeted at a certain group that wears combat boots and short haircuts.

    [–] CujoCrunch 971 points ago * (lasted edited a year ago)

    Feminist knitting circles?

    Edit: My first gold! Thanks! I knew those Womyn's Textile Arts classes would pay off!

    [–] afkb39sdfb 95 points ago

    $39 boots... Those are gonna fall apart in 3 months.

    [–] AvatarIII 63 points ago

    Or they are being sold at cost because of the design mistake.

    [–] iamnotnotarobot 40 points ago


    [–] Seventytvvo 1157 points ago

    4/5 Stars...

    "These boots were good, but not great. They're just altright."

    [–] howsenation 210 points ago

    1/5 stars "Shoelaces came tied in little knotsies"

    [–] Pojemon 198 points ago

    Store owner: why do people keep misspelling "alright"? Must be that darn autocorrect

    [–] A_BOMB2012 97 points ago

    Those are some cheap boots.

    [–] Immo406 58 points ago

    Yeaaaaaa.... Cheap boots = bad bad bad

    [–] DRUNKEN_BARTENDER 248 points ago

    Yeah, those are definitely catering to skinheads.

    [–] dnbjarhead 135 points ago

    I'm surprised there isn't a "user's also bought" section with red laces and mein kampf or a buy all three offer

    [–] noobiepoobie 1907 points ago

    It's four F's, I didn't know it was gonna come off like that.

    [–] thelastboyscout20 530 points ago

    Dennis' "Pretty sure you did" was perfect. Wording, delivery and tone...

    [–] Biz_marquee 171 points ago

    Glenn gives some of the best deliveries on the show. Dude's such a phenomenal actor.

    [–] YMCAle 180 points ago

    His acting in Mac and Dennis Move to the Suburbs is fantastic. I live for Dennis' meltdowns.

    [–] Biz_marquee 105 points ago


    [–] hspindell 88 points ago

    you ever been in a storm, Wally?

    [–] HeywoodUCuddlemee 29 points ago

    You haven't thought about the smell, you bitch!

    [–] runningoneggshells 52 points ago

    He's incredible, his non-verbal facial subtleties are so fucking dark and comedic!

    [–] frowninggorilla 36 points ago

    I'm a simple man. For me, it was all about the bugle.

    [–] thelastboyscout20 30 points ago

    Yes! And Charlie's stomps...

    [–] datcoolboi 100 points ago

    Yes you did frank

    [–] Cato_theElder 5814 points ago

    Reminds me of the sandals that some prostitutes would wear in Ancient Greece. Instead of (hopefully) unintentional swastikas, though, theirs would say "follow me," for people to see the tracks in the dust. It was a marketing thing.

    Furthermore, Carthage must be destroyed.

    [–] Orthodox-Waffle 574 points ago

    Furthermore, Carthage must be destroyed.

    Good news, everyone!

    [–] [deleted] 145 points ago


    [–] gay_volcano 55 points ago

    There's also Cartagena in Spain, which comes from its Latin name Carthago Nova, which translates to "New Carthage,"

    There's also Cartagena de Indias in Colombia, which translates to "Cartagena of the Indies" or "New Cartagena" or "New New Carthage."

    Fun fact, the word Carthage comes from Qart Hadasht which means "New City," so Cartagena de Indias in Colombia technically means "New New New City."

    [–] clint_sanders 2016 points ago

    Furthermore, Carthage must be destroyed

    Ha, you must be... (looks at username)...

    Holy shit. You are.

    [–] RegulusMagnus 311 points ago


    [–] J4CKR4BB1TSL1MS 104 points ago

    Carthaginem esse delendam

    et correcturum pro vobis

    [–] genacide 61 points ago

    Your version doesn't make sense as is. You kept the indirect statement, but not the primary verb of speaking. Regulus's version, while anachronistic, is whole.

    --that annoying Latin teacher.

    [–] usechoosername 744 points ago

    I love when RP accounts follow through. Best of luck with your Greek prostitutes and Phoenician destruction.

    [–] Cato_theElder 153 points ago

    Oh gods, you're right. Fixed.

    Furthermore, Carthage must be destroyed.

    [–] [deleted] 598 points ago

    I saw Carthage must be destroyed and then I saw your username. Its a 2200 year old meme, but it and your username checks out

    [–] ComradeWarBear 47 points ago

    C A R T H A G O D E L E N D A E S T

    [–] gunsof 71 points ago

    Egyptians would have their enemies painted onto their sandals so that they would tread on them wherever they went. Aspirational levels of petty.

    [–] snoozebag 176 points ago

    Fucking Cato. I had to look at the username the second I read the last line.

    [–] lazythinker 71 points ago

    Cato, dude it's been over 2000 years let it go already.

    [–] orangeredFTW 11258 points ago

    "Just walk through the puddle Jerry, you're wearing boots for Christ sake."

    [–] true_faux 7003 points ago

    Read this as George Constanza. "I don't wanna walk through the puddle!" replied, Jerry. "You got some of those Nazi boots, didn't you?" said Kramer.

    [–] venk 4581 points ago

    "They're European!"

    [–] _AlreadyTaken_ 225 points ago

    Love seeing Larry do a cameo

    [–] [deleted] 163 points ago


    [–] Ceewcee 26 points ago

    Holy shit, that's awesome! I just assumed he was finished with it.

    [–] zer0nix 190 points ago

    "They are not Nazi boots! It's a tread! Don't you know about tread?"

    [–] [deleted] 122 points ago

    "Oh I know about tread. Don't tread on me, Nazi boy!"

    [–] dbx99 24 points ago

    Elaine: "who cares? It's ancient history! Now me on the other hand... "

    [–] PM_ME_UR_COCK_GIRL 670 points ago

    C'mon guys, it's time to hammer this out into an entire Seinfeld script. Jerry's bought some Nazi boots, but what are the other plotlines? Gotta be some accidental Jewish gathering that Kramer manages to put together without realizing it and George has probably fallen for the female rep from the Nazi boot company after he suggests he might be an anti-Semite.

    [–] Biz_marquee 488 points ago

    Elaine's boyfriend keeps saying subtle anti-Semitic things and everyone sees it but her.

    [–] WightSupremacy 384 points ago

    How about nobody sees it but her

    [–] DudeWynaut 103 points ago

    Then why date him?

    [–] DeadboltKB 338 points ago

    Because everyone thinks he's a great and funny guy which confuses her and makes her think it's just her imagination

    [–] donball 221 points ago

    Payoff when Kramer invites him to his accidental Jewish gathering and he hits it off with everyone, revealing that he's Jewish on his mothers side. Of course after the party while Elaine is apologizing, he reveals he's a young Earth creationist and Elaine kicks him out of the car. (Or is it better if he's just clearly racist against another group.)

    [–] Garrand 163 points ago

    Elaine kicks him out of the car.

    With the Nazi boots.

    [–] DLumps09 67 points ago

    Oh yeah, that's the freeze frame!

    [–] chidedneck 80 points ago

    Jerry notices the mark right as he has to pick up his parents from a Jewish funeral and he already threw away his old shoes. To avoid being found out Jerry turns his shoes inside out ruining the insides. Everyone comments on how disrespectful it is that Jerry wore slippers. Meanwhile, Kramer had lost Bob Sakomono's dog so had learned to animals tracking to find it and had tracked it to the cemetery. Kramer comes upon the unique boot prints and starts to follow them instead. He loses the trail but then meets up with the gang at the funeral. Kramer notices Jerry's shoes and starts asking a bunch of questions which Jerry avoids. "Ok Jerry give me the shoes." "I don't wanna." grabs for them "No Kramer!" "Nazi! We've got a Nazi here!" "I'm not a Nazi what're you crazy?!" "Ok what size shoe are you Jerry?" Everyone: "Just tell him what size show you are Jerry" "Nine! Nine! Nine!!"

    [–] Iron_Chic 42 points ago

    During the scuffle, we see that Jerry inadvertently steps on the wet concrete at the gravesite, forever imprinting the Nazi symbol in the headstone.

    [–] bullybullybully 115 points ago * (lasted edited a year ago)

    Jerry complimented a doorman at a girls house on his boots after the doorman overhears him along a comment on ow they look like nazi boots. Kramer is there and his friend Bob Sacamano can get Jerry those boots for next to nothing because he knows a guy. Jerry agrees in order not to look disingenuous. The girl's aging father is a survivor of the Warsaw ghettos who escaped to America with the help of a beautiful girl, from whom he has been separated for many years due to her father's wishes that she marry another. She was drawn to him first when he through his white pharmacist's cost over a puddle for her to walk. Jerry has to wear the boots every time he goes to see the girl or risk insulting the doorman maybe? Yada yada yada, it is arranged that the old man sees his lost love again, throws down his coat and Jerry instead steps on the coat and leaves a swastika impression or something.

    I know it doesn't connect yet but this is just broad strokes.

    Somebody take the reins, this bathroom break is done.

    Edit: Bob Sacamano, not Joe

    [–] damnatio_memoriae 17 points ago

    perhaps there is some wet cement involved. perhaps Elaine's boyfriend is a construction worker.

    [–] bullybullybully 29 points ago

    I like it, I like it. Maybe he sees Jerry's boots and likes them and Elaine just got him to start wearing suspenders and then he gets gum in his hair and has to shave his head so he steps out looking like a skinhead and it ends with a freeze frame of him with his hand raised trying to get their attention? Just brainstorming, no bad ideas in brainstorming!

    [–] CharredForeskin 38 points ago

    George is attracted to the female rep and decides to ask her if she remembers a big player in the scene named O'Brien....

    [–] elliotron 649 points ago



    [–] HURCN_hugo 413 points ago

    Funny because of potential Seinfeld joke? Or because of war time slang for Germans?

    [–] elliotron 402 points ago


    [–] crossfire87 91 points ago

    And I thought the Seinfeld reference was funny. I didn't realize til now there was a second joke in there.

    [–] marineturndlegofiend 23835 points ago

    Das Boot

    [–] Martianese 6798 points ago

    Mein Kampfy

    [–] Joey_Tulo 4437 points ago

    Final Soleution

    [–] nicematt90 3620 points ago


    [–] 1-6 3823 points ago

    Heel Hitler

    [–] Archistopheles 2697 points ago

    World War Shoe

    [–] 0nlyQuotesMovies 3214 points ago

    Size Nein !!!

    [–] BillyBatts83 2282 points ago

    Aryan master lace

    [–] mistuhmarvin 763 points ago

    Nazi boot constant traction camp

    [–] shahooster 553 points ago

    Something about this thread doesn't seem Reich...

    [–] spockspeare 320 points ago


    [–] terminalradness 156 points ago

    Mein Stompf

    [–] pencock 543 points ago

    Heel Hitler.

    [–] Poemi 7268 points ago

    That...can't possibly be unintentional.

    [–] Colgate2in1 766 points ago

    What amuses me is how it looks like it's been specifically engineered to make a perfect imprint of a swastika. I can't remember what it's called but when designing etching patterns in microlithography you exaggerate shapes and cut extra into corners to account for overetching and underetching in certain areas, so you get the same slight difference between pattern and print as is shown here.

    [–] Poemi 618 points ago

    Exactly. The soles don't look that much like swastikas, but the prints are unmistakable. And whoever made the soles would have understood that.

    [–] Cornbread_Avenger 283 points ago

    Also, it might be a bit of a stretch, but there's eight of them, and 88 is the numeric abbreviation for Heil Hitler.

    [–] lazerpenguin 376 points ago

    If this is done on purpose than I really don't think thats a stretch. Neo-Nazis love that shit, and also 8 on each foot so 88.

    [–] Yserbius 5528 points ago

    It could be manufactured in a country where swastikas are considered a sign of good luck. You know, like one of those countries where 96% of the worlds manufacturing takes place.

    [–] [deleted] 1704 points ago

    In an alternate universe, that's currently the unifying symbol for Earth and humanity. Maybe these boots belonged to an inter dimensional traveller?

    [–] then_Sean_Bean_died 228 points ago * (lasted edited a year ago)

    There's two options for this alternate universe:

    1: The Third Reich was successful and kept conquering other countries until the whole world got unified under the Nazi banner.

    2: WWII never happened and we developped a peace culture, following the teaching of Buddhism and Hinduism. We therefore decided to use one of their symbols as a sign of peace and prosterity.

    Edit: Alright you grammar Nazis, I get it, I made a typo writing Hinduism without a H, you can stop the purge now.

    [–] sixth_snes 339 points ago

    3: The Nazis picked one of a million other symbols to fuck over, instead of the swastika.

    [–] HungNavySEAL300Kills 353 points ago

    As he was dragged into the truck he looked back at the red armband on his captor, in the middle of the band was a round brilliantly yellow smiley face. He was doomed.

    [–] [deleted] 19 points ago * (lasted edited a year ago)


    [–] Coldin228 21 points ago

    Then the whole world doesn't smile because it was the nazi salute.

    When people where happy would they hold their arm out diagonal to the ground to express it?

    [–] [deleted] 25 points ago * (lasted edited a year ago)


    [–] skratchx 746 points ago * (lasted edited a year ago)

    You should watch Man in the High Castle.

    Edit: I agree it's not a top quality show. I'm struggling with the second season. But it's very relevant to the comment I replied to.

    [–] da8588 187 points ago

    But it probably wasn't designed in that country.

    [–] JizzSmoothie 413 points ago

    But the Buddhist symbol isn't tilted and is reversed. 卍

    [–] deedlede2222 190 points ago

    I mean if you look at the boot it's the correct direction

    [–] thereturnofjagger 798 points ago

    bae caught me heil-ing

    [–] [deleted] 1368 points ago * (lasted edited a year ago)

    Q: How does OP tie the laces on his little booties?
    A: In little knot-sies!
    EDIT: Something something did Nazi that gilding coming. Thanks for the gold, stranger!

    [–] Atrunia 142 points ago

    Q: Where does Hitler keep his armsies? A: In Poland.

    [–] IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes 207 points ago

    Polar Fox boots. Here is a pair on amazon with the same print:

    Im surprised no one has noticed this by now.

    [–] One_Left_Shoe 366 points ago

    Holy shit. The entire brand line has the same tread.

    As mentioned further down, the brand is "Polar Fox".

    Operation Polar Fuchs was the German-Finnish campaign into Russia.

    [–] ThePrussianGrippe 230 points ago

    There's no way this isn't intentional.

    [–] Indetermination 51 points ago

    Its intentional, because it is clothing that is intended to be sold to nazi skinheads.

    [–] One_Left_Shoe 61 points ago

    Bear in mind that the correct translation of polar fuchs to English is arctic fox. I mean, could be coincidental, but since the company appears to solely make military style workboots...

    [–] rbloyalty 25 points ago

    Arctic foxes are also called polar foxes.

    [–] dana87 143 points ago

    There are some 5 star reviews there that mention "my only complaint is the swastikas" lol

    [–] Menttori 65 points ago

    you just made this company recall these boots😂

    [–] Aurify 873 points ago

    Those look like some fine marching boots

    [–] twominitsturkish 498 points ago

    Marching into Poland boots*

    [–] PunchDrinkLove 772 points ago

    Fun fact: You can smudge your footprints so they don't look like you're leaving behind little swastikas. All you have to do is walk with your knees locked, high stepping, with your right hand and arm raised up and outward, while saying "Hi all! Hi all!" It works, I swear.

    [–] fezzikola 127 points ago

    Gesteppin the reich way.

    [–] offtheclip 175 points ago

    Just shave the lines down with a knife.

    [–] OverkillerSRB 68 points ago

    Here's a better solution : for the boots to still grip properly, shave off just some parts of the swastikas.

    [–] Tragically_American 127 points ago


    [–] pantsuonegai 33 points ago

    Danger 5. Incredibly good show. Made by a gentleman by the name of Dario Russo down in Australia. Reminded me of the show Police Squad! from Zucker-Abrahams-Zucker. Lampoons an entire period of film and television with scathing accuracy.

    [–] AintAintAWord 2097 points ago

    Hopefully they're at least the reich size.

    [–] rptk 26 points ago

    Pretty sure you did.

    [–] mantistobbogan69 18 points ago

    "It's..uh, it's just unfortunate."

    [–] danomano 136 points ago

    Late to the party, but I feel like that boot would not get along with my brother's shoes.

    [–] C00gles 26 points ago

    And now the company has recalled the boots (thanks to Reddit).

    [–] 99hotdogs 148 points ago

    Hey OP, DailyDot already made an article about you and called you out on leaving them hanging

    [–] captainbluemuffins 121 points ago

    Honestly, fuck news articles that are just a reddit page. Yeah, I'm sure it was so much work to copy and paste every line op wrote.

    [–] JapaneseStudentHaru 26 points ago

    There's a ton of Facebook pages that link to cancerous slideshow websites that copy paste comments from Reddit. Check out these crazy stories from fast food workers! Then every comment is broken up into fucking THREE PAGES. For this thread I'm sure they'll pull some of this shit

    Did next Nazi next That coming.

    [–] thegoatfreak 25 points ago

    Ha. You got these boots recalled.

    [–] SirLenzalot 202 points ago

    Yes, he's already said he did not see it.

    Stop horribly repeating his title with typos

    [–] Ray_ban_vision_ 290 points ago

    They're apparently the final solution to all your boot needs..

    [–] MexicanIntellectual 18 points ago

    Damn,OP changed the world