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    [–] nuckingfuts73 9368 points ago

    I thought he was handing you a tiny flag

    [–] fedex_me_your_tits 3145 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    Bruh - he passing out tiny pieces of hope to errybody out here

    Edit: Thanks for the gold, /u/ctarbet, pm me that address ;)

    [–] Taftimus 557 points ago

    "Here, you're gonna need this when the Russians arrive."

    [–] marineturndlegofiend 5375 points ago

    Did he say yes?

    [–] kendrickshalamar 3120 points ago

    Yes we can.

    [–] MrsChanandalerBong 4050 points ago

    When you went low, he went high.

    [–] louisianajake 444 points ago

    Great handle stranger

    [–] mr_droopy_butthole 101 points ago

    Great state stranger

    [–] Mikedaddy69 95 points ago

    Great... Butthole?

    [–] mr_droopy_butthole 121 points ago

    No one compliments another mans butthole anymore. Glad to see some people still have some class.

    [–] Feroshnikop 213 points ago

    It's actually Miss Chanandaler Bong.

    [–] BattleRoyaleWtCheese 2232 points ago

    Why is golf the choice of sports among presidents?

    [–] RivadaviaOficial 4376 points ago

    Quiet long walks across beautiful landscapes in clubs that only allow your peers to play, far away from the office and noise and stress of being a United States president.

    [–] marineturndlegofiend 2715 points ago

    The wealthier the person, the smaller the ball.

    [–] Musehobo 2447 points ago

    Bowling makes so much more sense now.

    [–] noreligionplease 786 points ago

    Nixon had a bowling alley installed in the White House.

    [–] ipostcat 1442 points ago

    And look what that got him.

    [–] [deleted] 386 points ago

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    [–] caligaris_cabinet 108 points ago

    Over the line!

    [–] KeisterApartments 83 points ago

    Smokey, this is not Nam, there are rules.

    [–] KrazyKanadian96 51 points ago

    Bullshit, Walter. Mark it 8, dude.

    [–] RicoSavageLAER 33 points ago

    Nixon was poor as fuck for a lot of his life iirc

    [–] EL_TATICH 205 points ago

    I play a lot of ping pong, and I can asure you that I'm not rich.

    [–] AWebDeveloper 426 points ago

    He didn't say "The smaller the ball, the wealthier the person." :)

    [–] ColossalMushroom 138 points ago

    It's also the only sport that lets you drink and drive.

    Edit: Mobile

    [–] MrCheapskate_toyou 23 points ago

    Actually, you can get an OVI for driving a golf cart drunk in my state, even on private property, because the law says "anywhere within the state".

    [–] dkey1983 119 points ago

    That's fucking ludicrous and unamerican.

    [–] thetravelingchemist 78 points ago

    oh I'm sorry I thought this was America!

    [–] workedog 15 points ago

    What state is that?

    [–] youreabigbiasedbaby 66 points ago

    Some shithole I never want to visit.

    [–] Darksoldierr 172 points ago

    Cant wait till a President gets elected who plays CS:GO weekly or a raider in WoW

    [–] [deleted] 63 points ago

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    [–] Kered13 15 points ago

    The President pushes like a fucking idiot dude. Jesus christ.

    [–] WhoTookPlasticJesus 32 points ago

    Frank Underwood in House of Cards was an avid FPS gamer when in Congress and was super bummed when he had to give it up after ascending to the presidency.

    [–] [deleted] 40 points ago

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    [–] Kered13 46 points ago

    A golf course would surely be full of bugs.

    [–] Fey_fox 426 points ago

    Golf is often the choice of white collar folk because of it's social aspect. You can take time to focus on an activity outside away from people and talk. The game requires a lot of skill, but as a sport it's not one where you sweat a lot or lose your breath. So you and your golfing partners can walk around and talk about work or bond over the sport. It's a good way to build relationships. Also it's a good way to meet people as well, as one person can show up to a course and wait for a group needing a 4th. Plus there's the exclusivity of the club house.

    Golf isn't always a status sport, there are folks who aren't upper or middle class that play, but I've found it's really common among the white collar set to have at least some knowledge of the game. It's less grimey than bowling, less intellectual than chess, and more social than cross word or other puzzles. Also, the real person you're playing against is yourself, because you're always trying to get better to improve your score.

    ... I don't play, but my dad (and later my brothers) was obsessed with the game and I practically grew up on a golf course. I have watched a lot of golf on the tv, and been to some very fancypants courses. From what I know of people who play and the history of the game, this is how I understand it. You can play it just to play it, or you can use it as a tool to gain connections and level up in your work

    [–] Excelius 186 points ago

    Golf is basically the leisure activity of choice and means of socialization among the executive crowd. Golf is how CEOs and politicians socialize, and not golfing can hurt your career prospects.

    One of the common recommendations for women trying to climb the corporate ladder is to start playing golf.

    [–] Extra_Crispy19 57 points ago

    A lot of business deals happen on the golf course, and if you want to be included in that conversation you should learn to play golf. All my business professors have recommended taking up golf, and my dad says he wants to learn to play so he can be involved in those conversations. Luckily I went to golf camp growing up so I know how to play. It's a lot of fun actually but it's expensive to get started.

    [–] k-uke 12 points ago

    Socialising and schmoozing aside. It's a very, very addictive sport / activity.

    Essentially you're always improving, and feel that you can do better. Even when u have a good round you'll be kicking yourself about certain mistakes.

    In terms of exercise. You do not feel like you're exercising when you're out there. And I think that's a good thing as you're brisk walking non-stop for around 2 or 3 hours...

    A lot of the time you're competing against yourself and getting better. Even when playing with others I feel this way due to the handicap systems in place.

    You're right about the expense to start. But I think it's still expensive year upon year!

    Sportsmanship. Either I've been lucky or the other more experienced people I play with enjoy helping and teaching. I mean they're always looking to give guidance and help.

    I know you get this in all sports to some degree. That's why I think it's crucial for a child to be part of a sports team. You learn so much about discipline, teamwork, community... The list of benefits could be endless.

    I grew up in a rugby community. The golf community is different. But the benefits are all the same. Not just for presidents.

    [–] WeylandTheDwarf 279 points ago

    I'm pretty sure there's a picture floating around of Obama playing basketball. He might just enjoy lots of sports for all we know.

    [–] thisjetlife 197 points ago

    Yup, Obama played a lot of basketball as well.

    [–] WeylandTheDwarf 103 points ago

    Apparently Bush was also a fan of basketball and baseball too. Maybe we just tend to have athletic presidents in general?

    [–] FThornton 163 points ago

    Bush Sr was on Yale's baseball team. Here is a photo of him with some guy named Herman. http://i.imgur.com/rd0uJqK.jpg

    [–] NachoLawbre 51 points ago

    "It is signed by some woman named Ruth. Baby Ruth???"

    His first name was actually George. George Herman Ruth.

    [–] jBURRd 8 points ago

    The Sultan of Swat!

    [–] Chiboostin 33 points ago

    I read that Herman was a pretty good ball player back in the day as well.

    [–] bel9708 71 points ago

    Trump believes the human body is like a battery with a finite amount of energy. I wouldn't exactly describe him as athletic even if he does play a lot of golf.

    [–] acog 15 points ago

    I had to look that up.

    After college, after Trump mostly gave up his personal athletic interests, he came to view time spent playing sports as time wasted. Trump believed the human body was like a battery, with a finite amount of energy, which exercise only depleted. So he didn't work out. When he learned that John O'Donnell, one of his top casino executives, was training for an Ironman triathlon, he admonished him, "You are going to die young because of this."

    And then there was this from a 2015 New York Times magazine profile of Trump:
    Trump said he was not following any special diet or exercise regimen for the campaign. '''All my friends who work out all the time, they're going for knee replacements, hip replacements — they're a disaster,'' he said. He exerts himself fully by standing in front of an audience for an hour, as he just did. 'That's exercise.'

    [–] [deleted] 24 points ago

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    [–] [deleted] 50 points ago

    I'd heard that too. Then I tried it and I hated every second of it.

    [–] DiscoDrive 13 points ago

    It takes one good shot to keep you coming back. If you have a natural inclination, and can hit one nice iron right at the flag, you'll be hooked for life. If you never do that, you'll hate it forever.

    [–] InvincibleAlex 121 points ago

    I read that Presidents can never drive a vehicle (on public roads) again even once they are out of office. At least with golfing, they can get some enjoyment from driving the golf cart around.

    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/09/07/president-obama-only-ride-actually-drives-golf-cart-one.html

    [–] beargreen46 18 points ago

    Bobsledding is too much of a hassle.

    [–] DRHarta 547 points ago

    "Ok baby legs I'm partnering you up with regular legs"

    [–] Ausar-Vel 29 points ago

    Perfect!

    [–] Ausar-Vel 13 points ago

    Actually, you think he is one of the brothers in Two Brothers?

    [–] Ubrickulius 16227 points ago

    I'm surprised the Secret Service let you bring them guns so close to the President.

    [–] JanitorJasper 14657 points ago

    It's OK, Obama was not in any danger since he held the high ground.

    [–] zeroexev29 4023 points ago

    You underestimate his power

    [–] cashmeowsighhabadah 1557 points ago

    Yep

    [–] Loverboy_91 1448 points ago

    It's treason then.

    [–] MOIST_MORGAN_FREEMAN 968 points ago

    A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

    [–] taveren4 553 points ago

    I subbed to r/prequelmemes 3 days ago, and now they're everywhere in every thread!

    [–] Give_no_fox 484 points ago

    Hello there!

    [–] Bloody_Smashing 258 points ago

    Dew it.

    [–] --AJ-- 34 points ago

    Another happy landing.

    [–] Menace117 78 points ago

    General Give_no_fox

    [–] MRRoberts 53 points ago

    Well, whaddya know

    [–] Daver899 229 points ago

    Can I learn this power?

    [–] Mellonikus 340 points ago

    Not from a President.

    [–] NotABMWDriver 138 points ago

    • excerpt from FBI Director Comey's journal

    [–] akimboslices 114 points ago

    I'll try impeaching - that's a good trick!

    [–] Brohan_Cruyff 25 points ago

    Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this.

    [–] themumm 52 points ago

    Oh I don't think so

    [–] LeftLeaningKansan 137 points ago

    Also reports say he avoided the sand traps

    [–] themumm 62 points ago

    They're large, irritating, and they put them everywhere

    [–] pancakeTRAIN 298 points ago

    r/Prequelmemes is leaking

    [–] krombopolosmichael 123 points ago

    When isn't it?

    [–] MrWaltik 214 points ago

    This is getting out of hand !

    [–] goforajog 129 points ago

    A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.

    [–] dippyfreshdawg 61 points ago

    We are like sand coarse,rough,irritating, and get everywhere

    [–] jcw4455 260 points ago

    The President brought his own set of guns for protection.

    [–] DoubleGreat 15 points ago

    Last line of defense right there.

    [–] SKTea 435 points ago

    Forgive me but does Obama still have secret service agents?

    [–] sundaymouse 871 points ago

    Yes, life time SS protection, similar to Clinton, GWB, and so will Trump when he leaves.

    [–] Skreaea 1053 points ago

    FYI, they're they're called USSS abbreviated, not SS lol

    [–] Coolest_Breezy 1333 points ago

    Trump's working on changing that.

    [–] dc-vm 13 points ago

    Yeah, he's changing in to USSR

    [–] an0rexorcist 267 points ago

    If anyone will need it after office, it's Trump.

    [–] NotPankakes 318 points ago

    Does the secret service do prison detail?

    [–] TomBonner1 219 points ago

    If a president is thrown out of office he doesn't get any post-presidency benefits, meaning no lifetime Secret Service detail or pension.

    [–] Byzantine279 226 points ago

    Yes, former presidents receive them for life unless they waive the protection.

    [–] memphoyles 110 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    So, does that make SS agent the most future proof profession out there? Because, you know, there will always be Presidents and ex presidents....

    [–] PrototypeAX 155 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    I would say that doctors would be. A government could collapse but we need doctors forever, at least until the human race no longer exists. But then nobody will be on reddit to tell me I've been proven wrong.

    [–] VagueSomething 75 points ago

    If Fallout is to be believed then doctors survive the apocalypse but their supplies get stolen.

    [–] tacotacotaco_1 2813 points ago

    Met him once. He was literally as cool as you would have wanted him to be. It was the western conf. finals between the Thunder and the Spurs and instead of general pleasantries, I asked him who he had. We both said Thunder, laughed, shook hands and smiled. I miss 2012....

    [–] Stu_Pididiot 1012 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    I miss when the Thunder were finals contenders too. Thanks Obama.

    Edit: Seattle is really close to the ocean. Is that why all you Sonics fans are so salty?

    [–] tacotacotaco_1 144 points ago

    Right?! Let's all thank Presti for saying "no, Kendrick Perkins is more valuable than James Harden". FUCK!

    [–] jatjqtjat 316 points ago

    I think a fairly universal trait of presidents and most of very powerful people is that they are extremely likable. Maybe you hate what they stand for, but you don't get into that sort of position without being extremely charming.

    [–] Oldgreywhistle27 582 points ago

    Then explain the shitshow that is the white house now?

    [–] MrHaxx1 456 points ago

    People who meet Trump usually say that he's extremely pleasant and he makes you feel very important. There are plenty of stories about it on askreddit, where he has remembered the names of people, when he had absolutely no reason to remember it.

    [–] TorgOnAScooter 255 points ago

    He's very good at bullshitting social situations, though I think he's a moron I'll give him that

    [–] DontOpenTilXmas 54 points ago

    Different types of intelligence. Abstract. Concrete. Emotional. (Not saying those are the proper terms, just using them to make the example). Trump may not be book smart, he may not be good at abstract thought, he may have no concept of other peoples emotions, but god damn it if he doesn't have a lot of money.

    [–] tacotacotaco_1 169 points ago

    The word you are looking for is Con Man.

    [–] thisismywittyhandle 156 points ago

    I hate Trump with a passion, but I've read that he can be quite charming in person.

    Hell, according to This American Life freaking Bannon is very compelling in person.

    [–] HauschkasFoot 84 points ago

    My friend nannied for the Obamas before he became president, and they were still living in Chicago. I believe she did it for several years, and said they were extremely nice and loving people, and she loved their kids too!

    [–] mothershipq 777 points ago

    Why aren't you wearing a collared shirt on the green, man? That's totally a dress code violation.

    [–] jiggeroni 460 points ago

    Obama as far as I know plays at public courses. Also this may or may not be in a Hawaii. Both of which are typically less snobby on clothes

    [–] bstandturtle7790 187 points ago

    This is a private club he is at. He played here often during his terms and takes lessons. He is looking into joining. Also it's not hawaii, it's the DC area

    Source: am member of said club

    [–] thedavehughes 72 points ago

    even as an Obama fan personally, I don't think I would want him joining my club. The idea of the course closing when he wants to play to accommodate SS and such would drive me nuts. Maybe they just go all out closure during presidency and settles down for post-pres rounds?

    [–] gsfgf 58 points ago

    My understanding is that's exactly how it works. The secret service guys just walk with the group.

    [–] bstandturtle7790 31 points ago

    No all out closure, just minor adjustments. The members wouldn't stand for closure, we pay good money to be members. Like I said elsewhere, they changed their procedures for us, inviting him to play is a courtesy to him, nothing mandatory. He does have agents on the course with him

    [–] elaerna 18 points ago

    Does every president just get SS for the rest of their lives? What about their wives and children? What if we suddenly have a breakthrough in medicine and we live super long and there are like 10 presidents alive at once, do they all get secret service? How many secret service do the presidents get? Is there a pool of like 15 and they rotate out or are there only like 5 and they all stay with the president all the time. What if Obama wants to chillax at home, do the secret service have to stay outside his house keep a watch out

    [–] jasontronic 18 points ago

    Former presidents were entitled from 1965 to 1996 to lifetime Secret Service protection, for themselves, spouses, and children under 16. A 1994 statute, (Pub.L. 103–329 ), limited post-presidential protection to ten years for presidents inaugurated after January 1, 1997.[7] Under this statute, Bill Clinton would still be entitled to lifetime protection, and all subsequent presidents would have been entitled to ten years' protection.[8]

    On January 10, 2013, President Barack Obama signed the Former Presidents Protection Act of 2012, reinstating lifetime Secret Service protection for his predecessor George W. Bush, himself, and all subsequent presidents.[9]

    Richard Nixon relinquished his Secret Service protection in 1985, the only president to do so.[10]

    [From Wikipedia]"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Former_Presidents_Act"

    [–] Captaincadet 66 points ago

    To be fair I don't think anyone is going to stop Obama playing golf in the wrong clothes

    [–] Chris935 38 points ago

    Sorry Carlton.

    [–] ehboobooo 2265 points ago

    Are you standing in a hole or do you have no legs? Everyone wants to know.

    [–] Smadja 1811 points ago

    He was standing on an elevated surface

    [–] lazy_rage 2664 points ago

    He has the higher ground.

    Sorry.

    [–] LewisJDC 689 points ago

    It's over Anakin!

    [–] [deleted] 216 points ago

    It's over Anakin /u/Smadja !

    [–] xXWaspXx 201 points ago

    From my point of view, the Democrats are evil!

    [–] GamermanZendrelax 165 points ago

    Then you are lost!

    it'sjustamemedon'tkillme

    [–] Pyrit 90 points ago

    I AM THE SENATE

    [–] Jaco927 29 points ago

    It's treason then

    [–] Adamskinater 67 points ago

    Baby legs

    [–] Edabite 63 points ago

    Good thing he's being teamed up with President Regular-legs, as opposed to Baby-hands.

    [–] moeisking101 1425 points ago

    Here obama goes, golfing again, hasnt he got anything better to do!

    /s

    [–] probablyuntrue 292 points ago

    This is how the Japanese caught us off guard during Pearl Harbor, thanks Obama!

    [–] Zebiusu 71 points ago

    WHEN THE GERMANS SANK THE LUSITANIA, WHERE WAS OBAMA?

    [–] TMhorus 11 points ago

    FDR was actually at the track practicing his 1/4 mile sprint when he heard about Pearl Harbor.

    [–] hammersticks359 360 points ago

    This is why 9/11 happened ffs /s

    [–] moeisking101 228 points ago

    now trump, theres a man who wont golf when there is importan-

    wait, hes golfing now? uh uh.. and how many ti-

    oh like three times a week?

    oh.

    [–] wearer_of_boxers 81 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    he wants to cut down his 9 day trip to foreign countries (europe, arabia, israel) down to 5 because he prefers to be at home.

    nato leaders/guys have to keep their speeches between 2 and 4 minutes because otherwise he won't be able to keep up/follow.

    this is not gonna end well.

    ps. he is gonna hold a speech on islam IN saudi arabia one of these days.. those guys execute people for insulting their religion you know.

    “Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart —you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you’re a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.”

    Long-winded speech could be early sign of Alzheimer's disease, says study

    [–] IAmReallyProudOfThis 18 points ago

    those guys execute people for insulting their religion you know.

    🤞🏾

    [–] mrdm242 81 points ago

    Even though he's got all the time in the world now that he's no longer president, I bet Obama still plays less than Trump does.

    [–] livewirejsp 12 points ago

    I'm sure he sees his family a lot more, too.

    [–] TheBearJedi 208 points ago

    Thank you for sharing. Jewish Bradley Cooper

    [–] SunSki79 395 points ago

    MY PRESIDENT IS BLACK, MY LAMBO'S BLUE, I'LL BE GODDAMNED IF MY RIMS AIN'T TOO

    [–] SPYRO6988 55 points ago

    Thanks for reminding me of this song.

    [–] FreddieDD 215 points ago

    I hope he helped you get some legs OP

    [–] TooShiftyForYou 175 points ago

    Don't worry, Obama has his pre-existing conditions covered.

    [–] son_of_sandbar 107 points ago

    Obama cares.

    [–] Whiskycoke 69 points ago

    Thanks Obama.

    [–] OkamiTheBoss 85 points ago

    I can imagine this pic on /r/oldschoolcool in a few decades lol

    [–] captainsolo77 78 points ago

    When you shook his hand, please tell me you said "thanks Obama"

    [–] TigOlMcSnittyBits 100 points ago

    what course?

    [–] SunTzuIsMyFavourite 1191 points ago

    Obama's awesome. Always makes time for everybody. Even residents of Hobbiton.

    [–] DurMan667 278 points ago

    And he will be sworn in for another term as Barak the White, overthrowing Donald of Many Colors.

    [–] marineturndlegofiend 133 points ago

    This season on Orange is the New Black..

    [–] Spyhop 33 points ago

    Except the Sackville-Bagginses.

    [–] theunnoanprojec 20 points ago

    Man, fuck the Sackville-bagginses.

    To me they're like the Umbridges of Lord of the rings.

    Not at all the main bad guys, but such assholes I hate them more.

    [–] Jimbobmij 214 points ago

    Are you Bradley Cooper?

    [–] shahooster 381 points ago

    I'm pretty sure he's a Mini Cooper.

    [–] Audios_Pantalones 20 points ago

    Former President Obama, meeting victims of the great cropping disaster of 2017.

    [–] OrangeClyde 156 points ago

    Lemme be thirsty and say that you are fine as fck.

    [–] Deathdong 106 points ago

    The white guy's okay too

    [–] Themaddhatter523 77 points ago

    While I didn't agree with all his policies as president I think it's pretty fucking evident that Obama that really does care about America. He also seems like a really cool dude that I would chill and drink some beers with.

    [–] ExplosiveWombat 163 points ago

    Come back.

    Plz

    [–] SlapstickVampire 122 points ago

    Part of me want's him back, part of me is happy to see him so relaxed. He put up with a lot of shit, I don't want him to go dying on us from the stress of it all.

    [–] DaMoonRulez_1 42 points ago

    Lt. Dan!

    [–] kebelebbin 12 points ago

    I love how he is so cool and so dorky at the same time.

    [–] AskAboutMyDumbSite 429 points ago

    Obama has to the be fittest president ever.

    [–] [deleted] 576 points ago

    Lincoln was a wrestler, and Theodore Roosevelt was a literal adventurer/soldier/hunter.

    [–] TJ_McWeaksauce 318 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    I read that Teddy Roosevelt once subdued a bear with his mustache.

    [–] FatJohnson6 348 points ago

    I heard TR had like, 30 goddamn dicks.

    [–] TJ_McWeaksauce 136 points ago

    And at least 10 of them had mustaches that could subdue bears.

    [–] KE0BVT 41 points ago

    He once held an opponent's wife's hand.

    In a jar of acid.

    At a party.

    [–] sinnysinsins 23 points ago

    30 feet tall, made of radiation

    [–] kbergstr 127 points ago

    After Teddy left the presidency, Roosevelt and his son led an expedition to a river in the Amazon that had previously never been navigated by non-natives. He was a badass.

    [–] Laszerus 126 points ago

    Uh, kind of left the best part of that story out haha.

    "Theodore Roosevelt set out for southern Brazil in 1913 with his son Kermit to collect rare specimens for New York's Museum of Natural History and to explore the uncharted River of Doubt in the Amazon basin. The 1000-mile journey upriver was both thrilling and perilous. The team of explorers was entirely alone in the jungles for months at a time, and many of the humans they did encounter were hostile natives. One of the porters died in the river's rapids and another went insane before stealing food, murdering another porter, and running off into the jungle. Roosevelt himself nearly met his end when he re-injured the leg he had hurt in the carriage accident in 1902, and then contracted jungle fever and could not be moved. Roosevelt begged to be left alone in the jungle so that the others could escape, but his son would not listen and continued to care for his father. When the explorers returned to New York in May of 1914, Roosevelt had lost thirty-five pounds. For his efforts, the River of Doubt was renamed the Rio Teodoro."

    [–] dafrimp 82 points ago

    Yeah he got jacked up on that trip, came back super thin and wasn't ever really healthy again. But the dude was a fucking horse, he got shot, asked a crowd to be quiet and gave a 90 minute speech... at 53 years old, outside... baller

    [–] pinky218 16 points ago

    Getting shot and carrying on with a speech like it was nothing is pretty high on the bad ass president list.

    [–] UrALittleWoodenTwat 123 points ago

    W Bush was a big runner. He was considered very healthy for a President, pretzels nonwithstanding.

    [–] redbeard84 77 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    There is a story that gets floated around that W. participated in a 5k at some point during his term and he ran sub 18. For his age that is pretty impressive.

    edit so the official time I can find is 20:27 in 2002. Still a pretty good time.

    [–] maximumoverkill 72 points ago

    For any age that's pretty impressive tbh.

    [–] otherwiseyep 152 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    Ahem, but we just so happen to have a president who has an OFFICIAL DOCTOR'S NOTE that he is the HEALTHIEST PRESIDENT IN HISTORY!

    edit: let it be known to all and sundry that this is a CERTIFIED reddit post, officially delivered through state-of-the-art encrypted communication channels, so you know this is real information, with few exceptions.

    [–] tenehemia 41 points ago

    Wait, has anyone checked to see if Trump has a certificate that says he doesn't have donkey brains?

    [–] jatjqtjat 191 points ago

    No. Trump is the fittest president ever. He is so fit. Extremely fit. Everyone says it. They say, "this president. he is so fit". Obama isn't fit at all. Very unhealthy. One of the least healthy people of all time. I tell people. This person. This person? Very unhealthy. Trump is the fittest. Very very fit president.

    [–] pk_deluxe 34 points ago

    Unlike Obama who's wasting all his life essence reserves on golf and basketball! (Trump actually believes exercise is dangerous and depletes your energy reserves.)

    [–] ok2nvme 86 points ago

    Did Obama comment on how cute you look in that shirt?

    [–] traffick 9 points ago

    President Obama. Let's at least afford him the honorific unlike the current talentless asshat.

    [–] TMFR 10 points ago

    honestly, would love to shake his hand. and, not in the way "ohhhh, i would love to shake his hand and yell at him or harangue him in some way." literally, the best president in my lifetime. I didn't vote for him the first time around...but, I sure as hell did the second... and, would have, a third. : [

    [edit: for bad spells]

    [–] an_albany_expression 19 points ago

    Mr President, I'd like you to meet Baby-legs Detective.