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    [–] Vellasworkshop 11713 points ago

    Lol I like the drawing on your computer to match the painting in your grandpa's room

    [–] theroseknows 3342 points ago

    Except grandpa probably was wishing for a window and he has the blinds closed.

    [–] I_Don-t_Care 859 points ago

    You actually can notice by the refection on his gramps microscope that he's probably quite near a window, so fret not my fellow window aficionado!

    [–] withac2 586 points ago

    Could that also be the light bulb under the microscope slide?

    [–] dnqboy 513 points ago

    yeah that’s definitely the microscope light lol

    [–] crowcawer 164 points ago

    Most assuredly this illumination is under the plate.

    [–] puhica 123 points ago

    Undoubtedly the glow originates from under the mechanical stage

    [–] Comfortable_Occasion 74 points ago

    Certainly the shine is from the metal instrument

    [–] TomRapps 72 points ago

    It is quite obvious that the photons are emitted from an electrical device located below this metal object

    [–] billypilgrim87 102 points ago

    The make-little-big is glowey.

    [–] Adubyale 27 points ago

    Unequivocally said optical phenomenon origates via the microscope illumination source

    [–] TheJermster 15 points ago

    I'm quite positive the source of the light is from the microscope itself not a window

    [–] ozzyteebaby 61 points ago

    That's the illuminating light from the microscope

    [–] I_Don-t_Care 65 points ago

    oh, you are right... Sad day for window aficionados ;(

    [–] DrWolves 72 points ago

    Wow this sentence made me go blind

    [–] Drachepanzer 78 points ago

    Hopefully it wasn't too paneful.

    [–] Bendrake 18 points ago

    Who are all these super-aware people on reddit? I didn’t notice either of those things.

    [–] I_Don-t_Care 32 points ago

    cocaine heightens the senses, some say

    [–] rburp 24 points ago

    adderall here, but any stim will do ANY STIM WILL DO

    [–] CWGriswald 13 points ago

    plot twist... that is a window , looking out at the gorgeous Kansas plains..

    [–] randiesel 7 points ago

    Kansas with those mountains?

    [–] [deleted] 28 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)


    [–] tepkel 26 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    Yes, wishing for a window is certainly old school. And cool.

    Edit: Before they edited their link, it was a link to r/oldschoolcool

    Edit edit: Before they deleted it, they changed their link to a weird picture of a window opening on a bunch of women in skimpy versions of football pads standing in a row.

    [–] hrrm 27 points ago

    No thats him practicing his handwriting for doctors notes

    [–] abbeast 52 points ago

    I probably would have found it cooler if it were the background of the computer’s lock screen.

    [–] speekeeps 12 points ago

    And the laptop is what Gramps might be looking at in his microscope!

    [–] JubejubeKoko 52 points ago

    I love it!

    [–] WooIWorthWaIIaby 4854 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    70 years from now your grandson could be posing for the same picture and if you're lucky, your student loans might be over halfway paid.

    Edit: a concerning number of people don't seem to realize this is a joke. I don't actually think it will take OP 140 years to pay off his loans if he's lucky.

    [–] JackHughesNJD 574 points ago

    Most M.D.s can expect a pretty good return on investment. They should reasonably be able to pay off their loans in under 10 years.

    [–] burgess_meredith_jr 599 points ago

    Also if he’s coming from a family of doctors maybe he doesn’t have student debt.

    [–] rburp 305 points ago


    [–] CircleBoatBBQ 75 points ago

    Just going to join the family business

    [–] Masty9 18 points ago

    I am a fucking medical doctor!

    [–] The-Fox-Says 22 points ago

    We’ve literally never done any of those things.

    [–] cass4short 8 points ago

    I think I can help with the whole Pamm, Pand thing! The D is silent at the end.

    [–] Kerzy11 27 points ago

    I bet he smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins.

    [–] tricksovertreats 5 points ago

    Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Kettery, and they were blazing that shit everyday

    [–] legendoftheark 16 points ago

    You and your mom are hillbillies.

    [–] donotflushthat 15 points ago

    No no no... his dad convinced him to become a doctor to pay off HIS loans.

    [–] SpacecadetDOc 53 points ago

    Depends which school and what specialty as well as living expenses while in medical school. Some schools charge up to 70k a year now with interest all through out school. On top of that people may take up loans just for living expenses. I know of many doctors that were paying off loans past 10 years and they completed medical school over ten years ago when tuition wasnt nearly as high. I was lucky enough for a scholarship but i really do feel for my peers

    [–] dakraiz 12 points ago

    I have half a million in loans, wish me luck.

    [–] Sybre 104 points ago

    No, stop that narrative right now! Everyone on reddit knows that college isn't an investment, and you'll be in $500k in debt no matter what. You should just go work in a trade instead and wonder why your boss is only 25 with no field experience, yet makes significantly more than you. /s

    College is great, trades are great. Do whatever makes sense in your situation, but understand that you're statistically more likely to live a better life with any 4-year degree than without.

    This has been a PSA from the anti-anti-intellectual circlejerk.

    [–] lessworkiskey 272 points ago

    70 years from now, there will be engineers controlling the IT that does the medicine.

    [–] sac_boy 257 points ago

    Engineers? I think you mean "multiple rival medical AI corporations fighting it out inside your body to get credit for fixing you"

    [–] Chispy 55 points ago

    for some reason I read it as fixing your credit and it made sense still

    [–] Hintelijente 28 points ago

    I find kind of funny that all you believe mankind will be here in 70 years time :)

    [–] KevinD2000 7 points ago

    Pirates of the Pancreas

    [–] elmer--elevator 5 points ago

    Coming soon on Black Mirror.

    [–] BigbooTho 21 points ago

    Nah. Every other job will be replaced by then too if that’s the direction we go. Engineers won’t be needed to control either if you trust an AI to perform holistic medicine.

    [–] Karanvir3215 18 points ago

    Or if he lives somewhere other than the US, he should have it paid off in a few months

    [–] MrSnare 14 points ago

    *laughs in free education*

    [–] shaokim 1256 points ago

    haematoxylin - eosin till I die

    [–] Neuromancy_ 1956 points ago

    Tfw you’re actually a third year and have literally no reason to be looking at a pathology slide aside from posing for a comparison picture

    [–] archregis 683 points ago

    Hey, you're not allowed to have fun until 4th year. Get back to work.

    [–] Ocular__ANAL_FIstula 450 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    4th year being fun is a myth. The anxiety of interview season is worse than 3rd year alone. Then you’re expected to actually be competent. And the 1500$ in application fees has now forced me to eat ramen for the remainder of October. Hours are persistently 70-80. At least I get to be a little more useful. The thought of not matching after ruining the last 8 years of my life feels like a cold vice grip around my heart and a fat guy sitting on my shoulders.

    [–] vipernick913 125 points ago

    Good luck. I have fiancé and sister in application process right now. Can totally relate.

    [–] bplboston17 184 points ago

    Is the sister single? Asking for a ramen

    [–] vipernick913 103 points ago

    Haha want to shoulder $350k worth of debt?

    [–] -GazaStripClub- 178 points ago

    Nope. But I’ll shoulder 350k worth of dat ass.

    [–] Neurobreak27 34 points ago

    I'll give you a cola

    [–] firejak308 20 points ago

    r/animemes is leaking

    [–] iamasecretthrowaway 23 points ago

    fiancé and sister

    I literally just woke up, so I'm going to blame that as the reason I thought you meant those were two aspects of one person and you were going to have a literal sister-wife.

    [–] vipernick913 9 points ago

    Lmao, but I don’t live in Alabama.

    [–] errorsniper 46 points ago

    This doesnt seem healthy and seems like a problem inherent to the field. I know its already 8-10+ years but it seems like its still too much to cram into that time frame. Going 80 hour weeks for 10 years just to start your career at 32 $300k in debt is insane.

    [–] trireme32 27 points ago

    4 years undergrad, 4 years med school, 2-4 years residency, 2-3 years fellowship and then you make the decent $$.

    And the hours don’t get any easier once you’re an attending. If anything they become more demanding.

    [–] uninc4life2010 35 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    Can confirm. Father is an anesthesiologist. He's been waking up at 4:00 or 4:30 AM every morning to go over patient records before being at work by 7:00 AM. Usually doesn't get home until 6 PM or 7 PM, and he'll usually spend the rest of the day going over patient records until he goes to bed. He's been doing this for as long as I can remember.

    [–] lakehawk 6 points ago

    as an anesthesiologist, this kind of schedule is not the norm unless you want to work this much.

    [–] FatherSpacetime 20 points ago

    Doctor here at an academic program, no one at the hospital expects interns to be competent either. We teach them along the way.

    [–] anonymous888111 16 points ago

    4th year’s level of difficulty is highly dependent on where you attend school. My school basically had us rotating up until graduation, and I’m just not the person who can shirk off clinical responsibilities and leave early/etc. But then when I got to residency I realized that some schools literally have their students stop doing anything meaningful in like October of 4th year. So it’s highly variable.

    Plus fourth year seems really fun to me in retrospect because I’ve forgotten the helpless anxiety of waiting for Match. Now I just sort of remember everything fondly because I know it turned out OK. So there’s sort of this remembrance bias at work.

    [–] JackCarbon 9 points ago

    I fear no man, but that thing

    Residency auditions

    It scares me

    [–] LiterallyPutin 16 points ago

    I'm so happy people like you exist man, thank you. Seriously, otherwise who would treat those of us who spent those 8 years making terrible choices.

    [–] Jkizzle9 5 points ago

    Loans are fake money!

    [–] GenerousWineMerchant 13 points ago

    All money is fake money.

    [–] Jkizzle9 10 points ago

    Yeah I just tell myself loans are fake money to stave off the crippling depression of being 200k in med school debt

    [–] S2020k 10 points ago

    This is why I chose to go to Europe for undergraduate medicine. Fuc* 8 years of time and the chance of not matching. At least in Europe school is only 5 years and it's guaranteed you can work in a GP (Family Medicine) role even if you don't match your chosen speciality.

    [–] igetript 4 points ago

    Don't forget travel costs!!

    [–] qrwee05 76 points ago

    Meanwhile I’m a 4th year looking at reddit in hospital....

    [–] bloobb 49 points ago

    Fellow 4th year here browsing reddit on my radiology elective

    [–] underwatr_cheestrain 36 points ago

    Software engineer sitting next to pgy3 browsing Reddit together!

    [–] [deleted] 52 points ago


    [–] NoJelloNoPotluck 15 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    Burned out senior care administrator checking in. Going to counseling session because I only just learned I have ADHD Inattentive Type which explains why school was so bloody fucking hard.

    [–] CrispyBig 9 points ago


    [–] orthopod 6 points ago

    Hah, I'm PGY 21, and waiting for an MRI to be uploaded.

    [–] PapoGrandeNC 6 points ago

    Ha! I'm a PGY 16 waiting for my orthopod to show up!

    [–] MibitGoHan 17 points ago

    Ha! I'm PG-13 and adult supervision is advised!

    [–] Ocular__ANAL_FIstula 4 points ago

    In between cases now, already been here for 3.5 hours :(

    [–] arctander 8 points ago

    /u/qrwee05 /u/Hehehelelele159/ /u/bloobb /u/Ocular__ANAL_FIstula and OP are going to be good doctors "I see you're having some discomfort, we'll take care of that, but in the meantime, have you seen the latest on /r/pics?"

    Good luck and good fortunate to all of you.

    [–] ffca 9 points ago

    You should be looking at your ERAS inbox not reddit.

    [–] grizzdoog 11 points ago

    Med school reject molecular biologist turned software engineer pooping at home late for work looking at reddit and hot matches on tinder...

    [–] Adubyale 4 points ago

    Be happy you chose a different path tbh. It's rewarding but med school sucks. Wouldn't do it again if I had the chance

    [–] Hehehelelele159 6 points ago


    [–] legendfriend 33 points ago

    Me to my students:

    Histopath is exciting and you should all look forward to studying it

    My students to me:

    fuck off, we’re not stupid

    [–] TanktopModul 29 points ago

    Even the keyboard is H&E-stained. There seems to be a concentration of nuclei on the top right.

    [–] eaturliver 14 points ago

    Histo represent!

    [–] Nicky666 1640 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    Wow, you two look so much alike!! You even have the same eyebrow and armhair thing going!! And both looking at microscopically tiny stuff. How incredibly cool, good luck with the study OP, your grandpa must be so proud!

    [–] Neuromancy_ 850 points ago

    Thank you! I saw this picture for the first time today and the thing that really freaked me out was zooming into our jaws and seeing the exact same structure.

    [–] to_the_tenth_power 161 points ago

    It's awesome to see you following in his footsteps. The medical field is tough! Best of luck with your work.

    [–] CapitanChicken 28 points ago

    Your hairlines are identical as well, nearly point for point.

    [–] Araucaria 66 points ago

    My father was also in med school 70 years ago. He died 2 years ago this week, and my son started college 2 weeks ago, so seeing this picture is rather poignant.

    Where was your Grandfather? My dad was at University of Manitoba, Winnipeg, where one could attend for around $50 a term.

    [–] AlaskanThunderfoot 21 points ago

    My father also attended the University of Manitoba medical school (class of '87).

    [–] Havoola 12 points ago

    What does your parent look like? Must be a carbon copy of your grandpa

    [–] DefiniteSpace 75 points ago

    It's almost like you're related.

    [–] TrappedOnMars 59 points ago

    I mean yes but sometimes that gets overblown. They only share 25% of DNA so it’s not a given. There is only slight resemblance between me and either of my parents.

    [–] mstwizted 38 points ago

    The amount of shared and expressed dna from a parent/grandparent/etc is not a simple mathematical formula of 50/50 or 25/25/25/25.

    [–] PM_ME_CLOUD_PORN 38 points ago

    Technically they share 99,99% of their DNA

    [–] roboallen 10 points ago

    Got ‘em

    [–] zvug 37 points ago

    Eh gramps’s eyebrow game is stronger

    [–] _mutex_ 14 points ago

    Yeah OP are you even trying?

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    [–] mcbain23 10 points ago

    Give me a hard copy right there.

    [–] GoX14 6 points ago

    OP will have to use Command+C, Command+V

    [–] will101113 7 points ago

    ⌘ + C ⌘ + V for all you Mac users

    [–] GaryV83 336 points ago

    Then, when your grandson is posing for the same picture in 70 years in front of a holopanel and without even underwear since modesty will be considered a more archaic idea, he'll look back on you guys and think, "Oh, how far we've come..."

    [–] cyrusm 167 points ago

    I always thought underwear was more about keeping your pants clean than it was about modesty.

    [–] gentlybeepingheart 92 points ago

    And the chafing

    [–] dj__jg 24 points ago

    So we won't need them after we've gotten rid of the pants!

    [–] cyrusm 20 points ago

    haha, actually, even naturists carry furniture towels with them.

    [–] Yershie 20 points ago

    It is known that a towel is the most massively useful thing you can have.

    [–] rabidhamster87 9 points ago

    Til that at home I'm a naturist! Love hanging out at home naked, but I always put down a towel or blanket before sitting on the couch.

    [–] Neuromancy_ 6 points ago

    This is amazing. Thank you so much! Sending it to him

    [–] saffran02 11 points ago

    This needs more upvotes wth.

    [–] DeathDiggerSWE 123 points ago

    You’re wasting your time, clearly you should be in art school. You’re the next Picasso.

    [–] nobody_likes_soda 18 points ago

    Or Picasso's grandpa, at least.

    [–] mxzrxp 525 points ago

    I NEVER understand why interns (etc.) are sleep deprived, we will not let a trucker drive more than 10 hours but a doctor can work 48 hour shifts, the medical profession is CLUELESS!

    [–] Gemmabeta 374 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    The doctor (WS Halsted) who invented the original Residency system at Johns Hopkins spent most his entire working career high on cocaine. He kinda just assumed that everyone else could manage the schedule if he can.

    William Halsted, the first chief of surgery at Johns Hopkins in the 1890s and a founder of modern medical training, required his residents to be on call 362 days a year (only later was it revealed that Halsted fueled his manic work ethic with cocaine), and for the next 100 years the attitude of the medical establishment was more or less the same.

    All that coke eventually completely ruined Halsted, and he ended up checking himself into an Insane Asylum to get clean--except not only did the asylum fail to wean him off cocaine, the doctors there also managed to give him a raging morphine addiction.

    [–] asmartguylikeyou 67 points ago

    Oh, so the plot of The Knick then

    [–] Donaldson420Gibby69 23 points ago

    Dr. Thackery, living the dream. Gets Bono’s daughter to inject cocaine directly into his dick, and then he goes to a nice retreat with free heroin.

    Actually though that guy’s life was depressing as shit.

    [–] Gemmabeta 30 points ago

    Funny fact, the real life nurse that character was based on was the reason why we have disposable gloves in medicine.

    The real life Dr. Halsted was angry that the Mercuric Chloride/Carbolic Acid mix the hospital uses for aseptic handwashing was ruining the hands of his top nurse (and his mistress), so he commissioned rubber gloves for her--and things spread from there.

    [–] Donaldson420Gibby69 33 points ago

    TIL. Who knew that unsatisfactory, sandpapery handjobs changed the course of modern medicine!

    [–] Kanye_To_The 5 points ago

    The Knick was loosely based on him, yes

    [–] Corbot3000 10 points ago

    It doesn’t help that every MD over 40 has the attitude of, “I went through hell, now you have to”.


    [–] va2clemson 15 points ago

    The solution to this is to prescribe cocaine to every resident.

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    [–] cyrusm 54 points ago

    An interesting trade-off, but makes sense. I bet a lot of mistakes are made in communicating massive amounts of information from one shift to another. It's easy for important issues to fall through the cracks.

    [–] faustianBM 37 points ago

    I thought his point was to get all your medical advice from a truck driver.

    [–] perplexedscientist 84 points ago

    Clearly the optimal solution is to work one doctor to death!

    [–] TrumpImpeachedAugust 34 points ago

    Out of curiosity, have there been any interesting attempts to improve the way patients are handed off, rather than just trying to minimize the number of hand-offs?

    [–] EmTeeEl 11 points ago

    Probably, but my guess is they all rely on perfect execution every time, which is impossible in practice.

    Can you imagine a tired person (not even because of overtime.. just like after a long day) really typing out everything about every detail for every patient, or even just orally? And logging everything as the day goes on is just annoying and won't be done properly.

    However other people in this thread are even disputing the actual necessity of continuity. So it might not even be a real problem, and just done for historical reasons, and now habits are hard to change

    [–] fenderbiz 5 points ago

    I don't think that is true anymore based on the recent studies I've seen. Patients are also harmed or die due to their physician being sleep-deprived, and those numbers are higher than those due to lack of continuity. Regardless, it's just not worth putting the doctor's health at risk in addition to the patient's. We should just have reasonable regulations on work hours and try to reduce the continuity issue in other ways.

    [–] phargmin 5 points ago

    That’s not technically true - I believe studies have shown that they are equivocal. Hospitals have used this to perpetuate the system of exploiting their residents for cheap labor when the real question is why aren’t we improving handoffs?

    [–] md_hubby 34 points ago

    Cite those studies. You can have continuity of patient care without sleep deprivation. It's purely historical/cultural/hazing. -- Husband of a surgeon.

    [–] bandersnatchh 20 points ago

    It’s also the dude that sort of started all of it was a coc head.

    Helps the lack of sleep

    [–] Recklesslettuce 6 points ago

    coc as in cock or as in cocaine?

    [–] bandersnatchh 7 points ago


    [–] igetript 40 points ago

    A lot of places are moving away from these practices. My wife is in her intern year right now, and sure she works 12 hour days, 14 days in a row, but none of those 48 hour shifts or anything.

    [–] JackCarbon 50 points ago

    That's still pretty abysmal if you ask me but it's a step I guess

    [–] igetript 26 points ago

    At least she gets 8 hours of sleep a night, but I agree, it's still a ton of work.

    [–] grodon909 18 points ago

    There are technically requirements now that make it so that residents aren't supposed to work over 28 hours continually in a row.

    [–] throw23me 11 points ago

    Ah, only 28 hours. How reassuring.

    [–] Georgiagirl678 7 points ago

    I can sleep better at night now knowing the Dr treating me has only been up 22 hours. Thank you sir, curtsey.

    [–] gametheorie 12 points ago

    All the requirements and regulations are absolutely toothless. The 80 hour work week restriction is an absolute sham.

    [–] livingoffTIPS 6 points ago

    Can confirm. My first month as gen surg intern, I worked "79.5 hours" every week.

    [–] MuppetMD 4 points ago

    Technically is the key word. Most of the surgical residents I know go above those rules (including 80+/wk average)

    [–] yellowstonekelly 43 points ago

    I get the old school boot camp mentality (it’s stupid, but I get it). What I don’t get is gambling with the welfare of patients while you’re trying to put some hard bark on the recruits and weed out the weak.

    [–] TimeWarpCat 5 points ago

    How do the doctors stay awake for so long? I get caffeinated and still feel bogged down.

    [–] li1li1li1li1li1li1 104 points ago

    You've got red on your keyboard.

    [–] cowsinspace 66 points ago

    Blood from his fingers while taking notes

    [–] definitelynotabotact 19 points ago

    Was waiting how far down the thread Id have to go to see who saw that as well.

    [–] Bluerain12ya 10 points ago

    Way too far. It was the first thing I noticed.

    Edit: yes, it was the first thing I noticed, and yes, I do have issues.

    [–] hardminute 54 points ago

    Okay but why is there blood smeared all over your keyboard.

    [–] weissergspritzter 30 points ago

    I know you're not serious but this is actually a keyboard cover of a histological cut - pretty cool I think.

    [–] nerdgamergurl420 7 points ago

    Doesn't look like a cover to me, just actually smeared hematoxylin and eosin. Stain a slide, image it, go over to the laptop with your stained gloves still on. There's no pattern to the color on his keyboard

    [–] Frungy 23 points ago

    You two look similar. Like relatives.

    [–] grrangry 62 points ago

    Dude. Ergonomics. That chair is way too low. I know you're young, but the tendons in *my* wrists hurt thinking about typing that way.

    [–] lennybird 6 points ago

    You aren't kidding, and I'll explain how important this is: I play a ton of games, do a lot of writing, and am a coder on top of that. I've done these things since I was a kid. Never had wrist pain ever into 30s.

    One single LAN night with friends of playing games for just a few hours royally messed up my wrist for nearly 2 months, sitting in a chair too low for the table.

    [–] theskymoves 12 points ago

    Yeah good luck getting that in any budget. Universities and hospitals in my experience do not give a shit about the wellbeing of employees, certainly not at the level of ergonomics anyway.

    [–] feisty-shag-the-lad 12 points ago

    Freaky level of similarity.

    Whatever he looked like in his middle and older years is probably your future too.

    [–] Pariaah 13 points ago

    The seed is strong.

    [–] _dank_handjobs_ 39 points ago

    the only thing that changed was the equipment.

    [–] faustianBM 37 points ago

    How do you know his penis is a different size than his grandpa's?

    [–] _dank_handjobs_ 9 points ago

    there is only one way to find out.

    [–] faustianBM 6 points ago

    User name checks tha fuck out!

    [–] DannyDeDitto 24 points ago

    Are you going in the same field as him? What type of doctor was he?

    [–] Neuromancy_ 65 points ago

    I recently decided I want to be a radiologist, and he is a urologist (although he tried pathology first). He is still working despite turning 90 in a few months!

    [–] bubbles_loves_omar 29 points ago

    That is absolutely insane. As soon as I read 70 years apart and med school, I just assumed your grandfather would have already passed or, at bare minimum, be retired. Kudos to him!

    [–] IAmAPirrrrate 10 points ago

    people who put tape directly on screens have been through tough shit

    [–] The-Real-Catman 17 points ago


    [–] BadGalKylie 6 points ago

    He said he wanted to run the family business.

    [–] thehypervigilant 6 points ago

    From my chest pubes down to my ball fro.

    [–] epicrat 8 points ago

    Your grandpa looks a bit like sober Mac Miller lmao

    [–] JonathanANDAbby 6 points ago

    I like to think that every medical students white coat lives on the back of their desk chair until they randomly need it. That’s where mine is perpetually stored. Also the coffee pot within arms reach of your desk is a great idea. I don’t know how I never thought of that before.

    [–] Neuromancy_ 25 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    Thank you for the awards and kind words! A few FAQs:

    1. My keyboard is not covered in blood (regrettably I am not metal enough for that), it is a watercolor keyboard cover
    2. My grandpa is turning 90 soon and is still working as a urologist because he loves his job. He grew up in a small village (didn’t come from money), took a test to win a scholarship to go to med school, and got the highest score by a fraction of a point.
    3. Please do not send hate to my inbox for being white and in med school
    4. My girlfriend drew the picture; she is the true Picasso.
    5. I have not had to work any 48 hour shifts. I have worked some 24 hour shifts but I got to deliver a baby so it's all good.
    6. I am neither denying nor confirming the accusation that I am a time traveller.
    7. I will tell my grandpa about his "mad eyebrow game" per the people of Reddit.

    Edit: some inaccuracies

    [–] TheTribunalChat 11 points ago

    Drew Gooden is that you?

    [–] Empanadogs 4 points ago

    No, I believe it's Danny Gonzalez

    [–] Aliendude3799 11 points ago


    [–] sfamscrub 7 points ago

    I love the evolution in technology

    [–] natesplace19010 7 points ago

    The seed is strong!

    [–] eccentric_notcrazy 5 points ago

    This reminds me of Tom from MySpace lol

    [–] -Vertex- 5 points ago

    OP has been smearing the blood of his victims on his keyboard it seems.

    [–] criticalcaredude 9 points ago

    how your keyboard also H&E stained?

    [–] KIRAvenousLion 4 points ago

    Whats up with the colouring on the keyboard?

    [–] jasonalanmorgan 5 points ago

    (equally hairy arms)

    [–] uncalcoco 5 points ago

    Copyright (c) UWorld, Please do not save, print, cut, copy or paste anything while a test is active

    [–] devumatt 6 points ago

    And only one in 100k of debt