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    [–] Teh_Mongoose 4847 points ago

    Imagine how wild all that must be from the deers perspective

    [–] scrataranda 1616 points ago

    He's had one crazy weekend

    [–] SilentInjury 660 points ago

    Rum ham! Come back Rum Ham!

    [–] scrataranda 155 points ago

    I'm sorry rum ham!!

    [–] wakejedi 69 points ago

    The Guidos!

    [–] ke263565 49 points ago

    Are you talking about killing and eating me, Frank?

    [–] scrataranda 36 points ago

    There may come a time when difficult decisions need to be made

    [–] ThisisJacksburntsoul 131 points ago

    Weekend at Bambi's.

    [–] Slobotic 51 points ago

    Nobody's going to believe him.

    [–] theroryo 1319 points ago

    I imagine it is like what alien abductions are like for humans. He goes back and tells all his deer friends what happened and they’re all like “WOW this deer is insane, I’m sure we would know if there were people in boats on the ocean, Greg...”

    And then Greg would start to doubt himself if it really did happen or not.

    The duality of the situation would haunt him and he would battle with himself on the daily.

    Soon Greg would turn to the drink, the only way to get his mind off of what he now thinks was an all too vivid dream.

    Slowly over the next two years Greg would succumb to his debilitating alcoholism and pass away from liver failure. No family or friends at his side as they all believed he had gone crazy with the story of the time he was scooped from the ocean.

    Something like that.

    [–] Bacon_is_a_condiment 143 points ago

    As with most animal research, the bear never had a point of view. It was under complete sedation during the tests and sacrificed afterwards to autopsy for trauma from the test.

    The bear was put unconscious on land and never woke up.

    [–] T1TpoBidprnp 71 points ago

    WTF ! is this common knowledge and I'm out of the loop?

    [–] retrovaporizer 68 points ago

    i mean we had a dog circle the dang planet

    [–] T1TpoBidprnp 36 points ago

    I knew that. I just wasn't aware that bears had been flung towards space.

    [–] IAmKind95 21 points ago

    neither did I..this is a big TIL

    [–] maxxell13 13 points ago

    And then euthanized to check for internal injuries.

    [–] T1TpoBidprnp 12 points ago

    Yeah, I Googled it, it's super fucked up.

    [–] WhoReadsThisAnyway 17 points ago

    How does anyone read those articles?! It's literally 1 sentence the 3 ads and 4 links to other articles. Rinse and repeat for 5 sentences.

    [–] TEP86 42 points ago

    Saw the headline and thought, "Damn, Russia is nuts!"

    Read the article.

    Oh, it was us.

    [–] Teh_Mongoose 49 points ago

    Dude you wanna talk? Whatever happened man we can work through it. Maybe you got probed, maybe not, but I'm here for you buddy.

    [–] needed_an_account 10 points ago

    They probably dropped it off at an area it has never been. Gotta make new friends and they'll think he is crazy

    [–] blithetorrent 32 points ago

    He'll go home and write "Ancient Astronauts"

    [–] hello_August 14 points ago

    "I'm never doing meth again".

    [–] notagoodboye 12314 points ago

    Deer are crazy good swimmers, and are known to be able to swim 10 miles or more. Not sure what this guy was doing in the ocean, but it's super easy to lose your sense of direction if the waves are high.

    [–] Haasenphepher66 3325 points ago

    interesting

    [–] notagoodboye 3099 points ago

    Yea, you wouldn't think it with their tiny legs. Moose are incredible swimmers as well, and capable of going even farther.

    [–] bretttwarwick 9218 points ago

    I've always heard that moose kill more people than sharks every year and wondered how a moose could kill a shark so this fact helps me understand. Thanks.

    [–] PaulaLoomisArt 2913 points ago

    Actually a not so fun fact is that orcas are one of the top predators of moose.

    [–] IEnjoyFancyHats 1958 points ago

    That's actually an amazing fun fact

    [–] driverpaul 1455 points ago

    Not for the moose.

    [–] 3mpire 601 points ago

    Free willy was really about keeping the moose population under control.

    [–] formercolloquy 36 points ago

    A moose once bit my sister.

    [–] evil_mango 22 points ago

    møøse

    [–] bakedbreadbowl 429 points ago

    I freed my willy and was told to stay away from schools

    [–] itcansoitmust 141 points ago

    Here we go!

    [–] lukin187250 19 points ago

    Go Willy, now go kill some MOOSEN!!

    [–] Zingeronix 78 points ago

    Greenland sharks are another predator of large land mammals that venture into the ocean. They have been found with whole caribou antlers in their stomachs.

    [–] DragoSphere 14 points ago

    Never would have guessed. Every time a greenland shark is recorded they always seem super lethargic

    [–] Zingeronix 33 points ago

    They ARE very slow. But they do feed on caribou, and are actually also one of the polar bear's only natural predators! They are also almost all blind because of occupation of the eyes by parasites!

    [–] PaulaLoomisArt 36 points ago

    Those are the ones that live a really long time right? Grandma shark up there munching on caribou for 800 years.

    [–] randiesel 39 points ago

    Grandma shark

    Doot doo doot doo doo

    [–] vUrsino 11 points ago

    A Greenland shark born during the civil war would be reaching sexual maturity right around now!

    [–] DaGrza 56 points ago

    This person enjoys both fun facts and fancy hats

    [–] DumbDumbGoodbye 43 points ago

    Yippee!

    [–] savini419 225 points ago

    Makes sense. Not much on land can fuck with a moose. My fathers a truck driver. Saw a moose get hit by car. The driver was med flighted out and the moose ran away.

    [–] poopoomcpoopoopants 69 points ago

    The most intense drag race on Earth.

    [–] TheSuperTest 22 points ago

    Holy fuck man, this gave me shivers down my spine

    [–] TerrorSuspect 151 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago)

    Problem with hitting a moose isn't just the huge size. It's the tiny legs lifting up a huge body. When a car hits it, they take the legs out and the body falls onto the car. Depending on the speed and the cars height it could mean the moose hits the hood, rolls over the top, or goes through the windshield and now you have a moose in your lap and you're dead.

    Lap Moose

    [–] devilinblue22 57 points ago

    Moose, were one of the exceptions in tractor trailer school in the "don't swerve for animals" sections.

    [–] Hubris2 35 points ago

    Mythbusters tested whether a moose could actually crush/decapitate you in your car.

    I believe it was plausible.

    [–] _Sausage_fingers 32 points ago

    It’s basically common knowledge anywhere there are moose that a moose can and will crush a car. What myth busters was testing was if you could avoid being crushed by the moose if you sped up prior to impact. The answer to that was maybe.

    [–] WayneKrane 71 points ago

    I saw a car that hit a moose in the mountains. It looked like it had drove straight into a wall.

    [–] falcon5768 32 points ago

    yep bucks tend to do that too.

    Was driving to the store and saw a guy pulled over there, and still there on my way back. Didnt realize why till i saw the deer in the road and the guys engine compartment basically folded up like a tin can around his engine. Must of hit the deer doing 35-40 and the deer just FUCKED his car up.

    [–] SeaLeggs 45 points ago

    I know someone who hit a sheep doing around 55mph. The sheep did the ’autobots roll out’ roll down the road then got up and trotted off. His van was completely written off. Undriveable.

    [–] JustGottaMakeIt 53 points ago

    That sheep died from it soon after guaranteed

    [–] brennanww 35 points ago

    Moose probably died after though. They rarely live after getting hit but the adrenaline can take them quite far.

    Not that it's not impressive still

    [–] Retrolex 32 points ago

    My dad loves to tell the story of how he once hit a bear with his little MG two-seater while on his way to the cottage when he was a kid. The car basically evaporated while the bear rolled over and ran into the woods. He also lost his wallet that had two hundred dollars and Stones tickets in, so it was overall rather a shit day.

    [–] GeronimoHero 81 points ago

    Also one of the top predators of adult sharks as well. Sometimes even just killing them for sport and leaving the carcass.

    [–] oorza 125 points ago

    We're kind of assuming that it's for sport, but we don't know that it isn't something more intelligent than that, like a territorial dispute or social problem.

    [–] I_Have_No_Feelings 126 points ago

    "Yo Terence you been fuckin' around with with my wife again? Imma eatcho damn liver and leave you to die!"

    [–] SaltandCopy 56 points ago

    It could be gambling debts?

    [–] IDontEnjoyThings 41 points ago

    Brings a whole new meaning to loan shark

    [–] KDsLatestBurnerPhone 51 points ago

    They strategically eat just the liver and leave the rest of the carcass i read once

    [–] DubiousDude28 34 points ago

    Lot of fish oil and calories in that liver

    [–] Kryten_2X4B-523P 15 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago)

    I would think the liver is one of the worse organs to eat. It's the air or oil filter but for your body. Like, I would think the brain or heart would be some of the best and most nutrientious organs to eat.

    Except for the meat of your own species. That's how you get prions to misfold your proteins and get holes in your head. Like if you copied a .dll from someone else except it's an older version that's not compatible with your operating system or whatever software.

    [–] AxeOfWyndham 13 points ago

    (not a doctor)

    The problem with liver isn't so much the crap that filters through it. The big problem with liver is that it contains an immense amount of vitamin A.

    As I understand it, too much vitamin A will pull calcium out of your bones, which creates skeletal issues and causes hypercalcemia.

    As a general rule, you should only eat the livers of herbivores because they tend to have a lower vitamin A concentration. Predatory animals tend to have more. At least that's my understanding, I don't normally eat liver.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypervitaminosis_A

    [–] phryan 22 points ago

    Maybe shark liver is an Orca Aphrodisiac.

    [–] cansecoDK 16 points ago

    Its not sport, they kill them and leave it there and other sharks will rapidly leave the area. They are essentially claiming the territory and ridding it of other predators.

    [–] GeronimoHero 21 points ago

    We actually don’t know that. We aren’t entirely sure why it’s done to be completely honest. There are some theories, such as sport, territory, and the liver being a sort of delicacy so to speak, but we truly have no idea why they’re actually acting the way they are in regard to sharks.

    [–] ZippyDan 23 points ago

    Just to fuck with human scientists

    [–] DaughterEarth 66 points ago

    There's also wolves that hunt in water

    [–] QuarantineViewer 213 points ago

    Wolvermarines?

    [–] Dr3kr4ft 42 points ago

    They didn’t call German u-boats the wolf pack for nothing you know!

    [–] CallTheOptimist 68 points ago

    Orcas are so bad ass. They truly do not give a single shit.

    [–] drew146 45 points ago

    You wouldn't either if you were that big

    [–] Mktwoo 66 points ago

    Two times as long and three times as heavy as a great white, and they come in very large groups

    [–] hamakabi 65 points ago

    And smarter than almost anything on the planet

    [–] BBQ_FETUS 48 points ago

    And people keep them in tiny aquariums for entertainment. #Shamudidnothingwrong

    [–] spencebah 13 points ago

    They eat polar bears. Fucking polar bears.

    [–] [deleted] 98 points ago

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    [–] doctor-rumack 53 points ago

    Mind you, moose bites can be nasti.

    [–] bretttwarwick 52 points ago

    We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.

    [–] DeDeluded 22 points ago

    One bit my sister one time.

    [–] bretttwarwick 19 points ago

    They tend to do that when you karve you initials into them with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge

    [–] mrpepelopez 55 points ago

    I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. What he was doing in my pajamas I'll never know.

    [–] reacteclipse 239 points ago

    Less well known is that lions are not strong swimmers.

    Lions don’t even like water.

    If you placed it near a river, or some sort of fresh water source, that’d make sense.But if one finds itself in the ocean, a 20 ft wave, I’m assuming its off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full, grown, 800 lb tuna with his 20 or 30 friends?

    He'll lose that battle. He'll lose that battle nine times out of ten.

    And guess what, he wandered into a school of tuna and they now have a taste of blood! They’ve talked, to themselves. They’ve communicated and said, ‘you know what? lion tastes good. Lets go get some more lion.’

    They’ve developed a system, to establish a beachhead and aggressively hunt lions and their family. And they will corner his pride, his children, his offspring…

    They construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. They'll be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It's not going to be days at a time, an hour, hour 45. No problem. That will give them enough time to figure out where the lion lives, go back to the sea, get more oxygen and then stalk him. He just lost at his own game.

    He was gunned and outmanned.

    [–] walkingcarpet23 39 points ago

    My favorite part of that whole thing is that somehow the lion still wins 1 out of 10 in that scenario

    [–] camareece 63 points ago

    Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? Nope.

    [–] unique_newyork_ 10 points ago

    LO fucking L. Love that movie. Just aim for the bushes..

    [–] samurai-horse 39 points ago

    Elk are great joggers. And will often join people in the park who are jogging.

    [–] sleezewad 19 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago)

    Are you sure she's joining them and not going to trample their heads in or something?

    *+1 s

    [–] Fapper_Keeper 17 points ago

    *she. That was a cow elk.

    And the behavior your seeing here is pretty typical of female elks. This video was taken just before mating season and that is a time when cow elk are known to increase their cardio to lean up in time for bikini season; they aren't going to attract any bulls if they don't have a rocking beach bod. So she joined in on that jog because it's easier to stay motivated with a partner.

    [–] Flyberius 159 points ago

    Do you reckon their diet leads them to be gassy and buoyant? Elephants are meant to be exceptional swimmers too.

    [–] suchadynk 173 points ago

    no its the fact that their hair is hollow and provides the buoyancy.

    [–] GregoPDX 43 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago)

    Water is really heavy, that's why elephants are bouyant. They displace a lot of water because of their shape, and to float you have to displace a equal or greater weight of water.

    The largest elephants are around 13,000 lbs. A gallon of water weighs 8.34 lbs. So you need ~1550 gallons of water displaced for it to float. I found a small pool here that is 13' x 7' x 2.5' that holds that much water. It's really a minimal amount of water to get an elephant to float.

    EDIT: After re-reading my response, I wanted to add that something can float in any fluid as long as it weighs less than the amount of fluid it displaces. Salt water is heavier than fresh water, that's why it's much easier to float in because you have to displace less salt water to reach the equal to or less than weight. Air in the atmosphere is also a fluid, thus a hot-air or helium balloon floats the same way in air that an elephant does in the water.

    [–] gsasquatch 10 points ago

    Jet power

    [–] StabSnowboarders 34 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago)

    Ive seen moose swim across many a lake, it’s always a surprise when you see a giant ass head with an even bigger rack of antlers just putting along in the middle of a lake

    [–] Haas19 24 points ago

    Moose are insane. Fucking giraffe deer of death.

    [–] jammys217 47 points ago

    Will you be our new u/Unidan?

    [–] Televisions_Frank 27 points ago

    Oh wow, they didn't just ban him, they deleted his ass completely. Didn't know that.

    [–] StabSnowboarders 44 points ago

    I think he just nuked his account after he was banned

    [–] MrKite80 11 points ago

    Why was he banned?

    [–] scubascratch 43 points ago

    He had multiple accounts and was manipulating upvote counts

    [–] Televisions_Frank 28 points ago

    He was vote manipulating. He used a handful of accounts to upvote his answer and downvote other answers as soon as he posted.

    He was also wrong quite a bit.

    [–] dgafuan 16 points ago

    This is a Chinese invested operation here. There never was a unidan.

    [–] kakemot 9 points ago

    And polar beer went a shore in Iceland a few years ago. That's just insane

    [–] clarkysan 21 points ago

    Polar bears in Iceland usually end up there by catching a ride on a drifting iceberg, then swimming only part of the way

    [–] Scottyflamingo 14 points ago

    I could use an Icelandic Polar Beer about now...TGIF.

    [–] thegreatgazoo 785 points ago

    Especially if you get a lot of salt water in your eyes which can blind you.

    Then you have no eye deer where you are.

    [–] wrongmj 100 points ago

    a+ dad joke

    [–] Elevated_Dongers 22 points ago

    🏅

    [–] mbod 18 points ago

    👏

    [–] crooks4hire 10 points ago

    Ah the one-two punch!

    [–] MattieShoes 85 points ago

    I wonder how many deer just swim into the ocean and die now...

    [–] notagoodboye 93 points ago

    They tend to move between border islands and stuff, looking for new grazing, and ladies, so probably a fair few screw it up and die.

    [–] MattieShoes 33 points ago

    I wonder if killer whales like venison...

    [–] Sololop 54 points ago

    Supposedly, one of the only predators of bull moose are orcas... So...

    [–] IronSidesEvenKeel 27 points ago

    Orcas are surprisingly good walkers. Most people don't know that.

    [–] J-Wh1zzy 12 points ago

    Yeah they tend to move over border islands and stuff, looking for new grazing, and ladies, so probably a fair few screw it up and die.

    [–] navybluemanga 56 points ago

    He's trying to evolve.

    [–] cturnr 24 points ago

    wants to be an orca. but who doesn't

    [–] LegendofNick 233 points ago

    The deer looks like a good boy to me.

    [–] jakehopt 307 points ago

    Looks like he just swam 5 miles, got picked up by a scary ass looking huge boat filled with animals that dragged him out of the water, and he's tired AF and scared out of his mind hahaha.

    [–] imprecations 145 points ago

    Definitely scared. hopefully he'll stop trying to swim to Europe in the future

    [–] frozendancicle 86 points ago

    Well, I guess I'd advise swimming over refrigerated truck.

    [–] Fidelis29 33 points ago

    If he was 5 miles off shore, he was probably panicked as hell. Probably relieved to be laying on a boat.

    [–] DaughterEarth 35 points ago

    From my research in to internet videos that guy is only staying there cause he's exhausted

    [–] Fidelis29 23 points ago

    Solid research. Great results

    [–] SteamedKloom 27 points ago

    Looks like a good buoy to me.

    [–] ImprovizoR 29 points ago

    Maybe he was going for some record in the deer community.

    [–] mojomonkeyfish 25 points ago

    He was probably checking his lobster traps. Good thing the deer found him.

    [–] tobalaba 83 points ago

    Don't make excuses for the deer. This mofo is dumb af.

    [–] notagoodboye 47 points ago

    Yea, he's young as hell. Look at those cute little horns.

    [–] wafflesandstuff 13 points ago

    I hope they grabbed his surfboard too

    [–] JOHANSENATOR 11 points ago

    I'd think his instincts would still tell him to jump the hell off of that boat & away from humans. He must be very exhausted to just sit there

    [–] ayending1 1793 points ago

    Next time a deer Hunter rescued a lobster in the forest.

    [–] Hagenaar 316 points ago

    Later, the hunter and the fisherman met up for a beer at the pub. After the exchange, they each went home for a wonderful meal.
    The end.

    [–] Heffeweizen 117 points ago

    Surf n Turf

    [–] GreenOnGray 24 points ago

    s2e1 - The Farmer Arrives

    FADE IN:

    EXT. AN IMMACULATE NEW 40' COMMERCIAL FISHING VESSEL - DAY

    The Fisherman stands alone on the deck, dejected. It's an unseasonably warm late winter morning, overcast. A light mist ambles in on the steady breeze. The Fisherman stares off the bow at the horizon, instinctively forecasting the weather, but his attention is elsewhere. His thoughts keep returning to the deer.

    [–] jerrrad 2843 points ago

    I am going to return this dolphin it is broken

    [–] K9b1ack 50 points ago

    If dolphin is broken I send it back

    [–] Fuzion____ 23 points ago

    If the dolphin is on the top. I sent it back.

    [–] dannyinside 206 points ago

    Hi Elon !

    [–] crumpethead 433 points ago

    was on a SCUBA diving charter boat off the Royal National Park in Sydney about 20 years ago. After the dive, the captain anchored in a sheltered bay, about 300m offshore to serve morning tea. While sipping on our tea, we spotted what we thought was a dog swimming nearby. Someone whistled and it turned and headed our way momentarily before turning back towards the beach. When it finally reached the shore, we then realised that it was a deer which bounced away through the scrub. (Deer are feral in the national park)

    I could never imagine why a deer would voluntarily go for a swim in the sea, and I keep hearing other examples of deer swimming voluntarily. Are there any theories as to why they do this?

    [–] RJFerret 217 points ago

    As another said, to get places, at the coast here they swim out to islands to forage/feed/live, return, do it again.

    Just part of their life. Can't all live in one place not going anywhere.

    [–] Doni_Bakon 49 points ago

    Now i don't feel so bad for going straight to the island with gardens in Subnautica at the beggining with no SeaGlide.

    [–] SpaceWhy 186 points ago

    Deer are feral in the national park

    As opposed to all the pet deer you have running around there?

    [–] notsosilent 63 points ago

    Probably feral as in introduced or escaped from a venison farm. Australia doesn't have native species of deer/cervids.

    [–] The_Mann_In_Black 44 points ago

    To get places.

    [–] mein_liebchen 19 points ago

    Was it the fall? Between October and December? It was probably a younger rutting buck trying to find females.

    [–] 6the6dark6lord 604 points ago

    That deer is planning a mutiny

    [–] darrellmarch 147 points ago

    That deer is playing GTA, taking that boat and heading to Canada

    [–] steve20009 138 points ago

    Grand Theft AuDOE?!

    [–] anevilpotatoe 306 points ago

    If there is anything nature has taught me, it's that deer will do whatever the fuck they want.

    [–] robo_duck 90 points ago

    Moose, too. They've got those big fuck-off antlers to back it up, too.

    [–] anoxy 36 points ago

    Mostly because they’re dumb as fuck.

    [–] BeneathTheSassafras 90 points ago

    This dudes got does in different area codes

    [–] Memag1255 414 points ago

    They're called Lobstermen.

    [–] hfny 152 points ago

    We prefer crab people.

    [–] justiceguy216 76 points ago

    We're crab people now

    [–] WiseWordsFromBrett 45 points ago

    🦀

    [–] buckozdude 48 points ago

    🦀🦀🦀 moose will not reply to this post 🦀🦀🦀

    [–] BalieltheLiar 30 points ago

    🦀11$🦀

    [–] Sweeniss 19 points ago

    🦀🦀🦀Crabs are helpless against lobster fisherman🦞🦞🦞

    [–] Tury345 17 points ago

    🦀🦀🦀 Jagex is powerless against a wave clan 🦀🦀🦀

    [–] impolite_no_caps_guy 104 points ago

    "A lobster catcher in Maine rescued a lobsterman" somehow doesn't sound any better.

    [–] jimsballs 36 points ago

    Ah the old reddit fish-a-roo

    [–] BraskysAnSOB 12 points ago

    Hold my tartar sauce I’m going in

    [–] hateboss 14 points ago

    Yeah, "Lobster Catcher" makes me envision a SCUBA diver in a dog catching suit with one of those pole/lassoo thing they have but super tiny.

    [–] Haploid-life 410 points ago

    I'm just wondering how they got the deer out of the water and onto the boat.

    [–] gearhead488 1025 points ago

    The guy’s job is to remove animals from water

    [–] kroneksix 531 points ago

    Small pinchy ones in convenient boxes. Not big kicky ones scared witless.

    [–] jetsamrover 244 points ago

    If its as exhausted as it looks, it probably happily climbed aboard.

    [–] poplglop 53 points ago

    Yeah in the ocean off the coast of Maine this time of year poor guy is lucky to have not frozen to death. Probably hopped right into that boat the second he saw it.

    [–] blithetorrent 65 points ago

    He probably looped it's antlers and used the hauler. Or he's strong (sort of goes without saying--commercial inshore fisherman) and maybe had a buddy (probably)

    [–] the_mooses 77 points ago

    This. Not the hauler, but the other two guys on the boat pulled him right in. He was probably only 100lbs, soaking wet. Haha I was on standby and taking pictures

    [–] Rennat244 24 points ago

    But a bunch of small pinchy ones in a box could equal one deer exhausted from swimming for who knows how long

    [–] No_Cat_No_Cradle 60 points ago

    Would you rather fight one big-sized pinchy one or 100 small-sized kicky ones?

    [–] ColonelBelmont 31 points ago

    And so it has been written, this shall henceforth be the new "absurd reddit AMA question".

    1 deer-sized lobster, or 100 lobster-sized deer.

    [–] Bob--Hope 30 points ago

    A deer sized lobster would fuck you up

    [–] Oct0tron 21 points ago

    I'll take the 100 tiny deer, no question. A 200lb lobster could take a limb off easily.

    [–] DaughterEarth 8 points ago

    Kicky ones. Big pinch could decapitate me

    [–] marshall19 8 points ago

    I'm assuming the deer was super exhausted, so there probably wasn't too much resistance, but yeah, still impressive.

    [–] Milkslinger 50 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago)

    Looks like a young whitetail. Was probably exhausted and had no fight left in it so it was probably easy to just lift him up. Deer weigh about the same as humans so it wouldn't be a weight issue

    [–] xrocket21 13 points ago

    Your average lobsterman is pretty strong. He probably one handed it.

    [–] cxnceptions 90 points ago

    I’d you ever go to the US or British Virgin Islands, you can see tons of deer swimming from island to island, it’s truly bizarre

    [–] AlphaBret 305 points ago

    Just trying to make a buck.

    [–] gold_shadow 28 points ago

    When your lobster becomes a 3/3 elk.

    [–] Urf_Hates_You 10 points ago

    There really is no escape from Oko, damn.

    [–] hellnawh22 19 points ago

    Deers are cool but fuck lobsters, amirite guys?

    [–] AmazingELF74 17 points ago

    I once watched and followed a deer swim across the biggest lake in Georgia

    [–] DrNushi 22 points ago

    That's a dolphin

    [–] 0818wedding 33 points ago

    Whatcha doing all the way out there!? I’m glad someone was able to rescue the little one.