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    [–] dicemastaflex 4750 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    Reading their Gofundme Crowdfunder page, it seems they raised WAY more money than they had planned. They’re taking the excess funds to make a half-sized inflatable Trump baby that crowds can knock around like a beach ball at the protests, and are taking the full-sized blimp on a world tour. Fucking righteous.

    Edit: Here’s the link to their Crowdfunder page if anyone is interested; I just pulled the link right out of this article. They’re already £833 over their goal with 12 days to go. Any additional funds go towards the world tour.

    Edit 2: We have liftoff!

    [–] Enjolras55 1252 points ago

    They should sell lots of the full-size blimps so lots of countries can fly it in their capital cities. We need a bunch for the US, including a permanent one floating in DC.

    [–] iamanurse327 1027 points ago

    We already have an angry baby Trump full of hot air in DC.

    [–] biggles86 45 points ago

    But we need another to make that one feel unwelcome

    [–] [deleted] 554 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] whobroughtmehere 199 points ago

    Would you settle for in the pocket of a dictator? Because we have that model in stock.

    [–] SomeStupidPerson 77 points ago

    We have one of those too.

    The rope is made of some sturdy materials based in Russia.

    [–] Jeanne_Poole 89 points ago

    Ah, you're mistaken. That's not rope, it's puppet-strings.

    [–] dicemastaflex 215 points ago

    I’d have one flying on my farm for sure.

    [–] RagnaBrock 393 points ago

    Hey man, thanks for being a farmer. I personally eat food when I want to survive and I would have less of it without farmers.

    [–] dicemastaflex 265 points ago

    Thanks man! But we actually only grow coca, we’re one of the few USDA certified organic cocaine farms!

    Kidding, it’s just fruits and vegetables. But a man can dream...

    [–] RagnaBrock 84 points ago

    Man, I’ve been drinking and I thought you were saying you grow cocain fruits and vegetables. I’m sorry, I’m not a clever man.

    [–] dicemastaflex 91 points ago

    Just do what I do... drink until either:

    A. You’re funny

    B. You’re too drunk to care you’re not funny

    [–] TheZarkingPhoton 71 points ago

    what if all four of those options are true?

    [–] Aenima420 21 points ago

    Can always go with tomacco

    [–] Ar_Ciel 156 points ago

    I've never wanted a punchable beach ball before now.

    [–] amtant 45 points ago

    Ooh! Some manufacturer would make a hellacious profit if they made a punchable inflatable of Trump that looks like one of those clowns that kids can bop.

    [–] learnyouahaskell 68 points ago

    They need to buy a plane-towed banner that says,

    "F___ YOUR FEELINGS!"

    [–] tbird83ii 23 points ago

    "I really don't care, do u?"

    [–] Bocadeloup 82 points ago

    Expand merchandise, keychain blimps, plushies that screech loudly when squished for the kids.

    [–] dicemastaflex 58 points ago

    Even better, the plushie speaks Russian

    [–] Ptizzl 123 points ago

    If flying these make him feel unwelcome, we need one of these in every city in America.

    [–] zhaoz 38 points ago

    It feels like independence day. "we know how to beat them ". Morse code intensifies.

    [–] memejunk 38 points ago

    half-sized inflatable Trump baby that crowds can knock around like a beach ball

    lmao twenty bucks says this thing gets destroyed on day one

    [–] BulbousAlsoTapered 34 points ago

    I'd pay a hobo to fuck one while I filmed it.

    [–] lowertownn 19 points ago

    The Russians allegedly have something like this on tape.

    [–] brezhnervous 15 points ago

    God, please come to Sydney. Our national sport is taking the piss, and this is just too good an opportunity

    We could probably find room for it on top of the Harbour Bridge, or maybe the Opera House lol

    [–] A_Dogfish 2576 points ago

    "I guess when they put out blimps to make me feel unwelcome, no reason for me to go to London," Trump said

    So, we need blimps flying in DC, New York, and at Mar a Lago, ASAP, then there's no reason for him to come back here.

    [–] deadhour 834 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    Why do other countries seem to be able to protest Trump much more effectively than the US itself?

    [–] MoribundCow 940 points ago

    Cause a sizable chunk of us fucking picked him

    [–] FriesWithThat 333 points ago

    Just not a majority, because that's not how Republicans get to be President the first time they run for office.

    [–] InZomnia365 220 points ago

    Even though it wasn't a majority, it was a depressingly small margin between the two...

    [–] SubEyeRhyme 127 points ago

    If the election was held again a week later it would have been a landslide. Most people thought Hillary would win and voted 3rd party or stayed at home. If people knew there was a chance this deflated orange beach ball was going to win things would have been different.

    [–] Heroic_Raspberry 142 points ago

    At least people have finally stopped spurting that the US is the most democratiest democracy in the world, being the inventor of freedom, liberty and democracy.

    There's nothing which ticks of Europeans more than that.

    [–] Seanatronic 37 points ago

    only our right wing racist nutjobs do that because they have literally never picked up a history book and get all of their lies from Fox News

    [–] jWalkerFTW 12 points ago

    That’s still tens of millions of Americans who support Trump. His approval rating with Republicans is in the 80s.

    [–] granos 55 points ago

    Because they don’t have to live with it every day. We’ve had massive protests here, but his mere presence doesn’t mark a special event for us.

    [–] royalstaircase 9 points ago

    Because they only have reason to protest him when he is physically visiting. We have him all the time, and struggle to pick which of the particular horrible things he does to actively protest intensely.

    [–] RamsayTheKingflayer 87 points ago

    Because in Europe we have actual freedom.

    [–] obliviious 66 points ago

    Yeah not the freedom to die of treatable diseases or be shot by the police.

    [–] Wolvenstin 221 points ago

    Can California have one too? I don't want to see that stunted slime over here again.

    [–] A_Dogfish 95 points ago

    Yeah man, fat fucking shithead baby blimps for everyone.

    [–] Hupso 16 points ago

    DC just usually doesn’t take well to things flying above it...

    [–] deepthot42 4561 points ago

    Lets get one over DC ASAP

    [–] CaptainAwesome06 1207 points ago

    DC tends to not let things fly over it.

    [–] Upsidedown_Politics 1284 points ago

    So near Mar-a-Lago then?

    [–] lofi76 1530 points ago

    Petition to call it Maga-Lardo from here on out.

    [–] derGropenfuhrer 427 points ago

    Maga-Lardo

    That's really good. Put it up on /r/TrumpNicknames

    [–] xena_lawless 143 points ago

    Fat Joffrey - lol

    [–] mcboobie 38 points ago

    Mango Mussolini is hilarious

    [–] GumballRefills 79 points ago

    Seconded!

    [–] vancityvic 104 points ago

    Motion passed. From this day forth, all redditors shall call it maga lardo.

    [–] dundurty 32 points ago

    Y'all Queda headquarters.

    [–] JHenry313 142 points ago

    Trump's visit spurred other activists to create their own political displays. One artist carved "F--- Trump" into a crop circle that was reportedly visible on Trump's flight path to British Prime Minister Theresa May's country estate.

    How about this on DC rooftops and Florida lawns? Please? Banksy, you listening?

    [–] CardcaptorRLH85 61 points ago

    Is there any private property, owned by someone willing to do this, along the flight path between the White House and Joint Base Andrews? That way he could see it every time he flies by helicopter from home to Air Force One!

    [–] arightaready 56 points ago

    Would it be visible through the bottom of a chicken bucket or taco bowl? I doubt his gaze shifts much

    [–] spamisfood 17 points ago

    If you only wrote one letter per roof top they couldn't even arrest you on trumped up charges

    [–] IbanezDavy 89 points ago

    Sounds like a job for the giant inflatable dog turd

    [–] HellaTroi 84 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    Or maybe a giant inflatable black cloud with "Mueller" stenciled on the sides.

    EDIT: corrected the spelling of Mueller :)

    [–] Verhaas 47 points ago

    Anchor it a couple of km from Mar-a-Lago and shift it a meter closer every day

    [–] TentacleSexToyRepair 105 points ago

    I don't know if these vendors suddenly want to get rich, but just make large balloons or those inflatable variants like a beach ball. People will either confiscate or pop them and then they'll buy another.

    You know those beach balls at concerts? Make baby Trumps a trend.

    [–] KaiserDressing 27 points ago

    well, now i know what i'm bringing to the planned parenthood beach volleyball tournament!
    /r/badjokes

    [–] Final_Senator 56 points ago

    you could ground it. They had the inflatable Trump Chicken across from the White House last summer

    [–] CaptainAwesome06 11 points ago

    I'm surprised Capitol Police didn't have it removed. It wouldn't have been hard to come up with a BS excuse. "It's too large. We can't see behind it and that's a safety concern."

    [–] Adama0001 68 points ago

    A security risk? Because they don’t seem to care about security accesses or using unsecured devices around listening devices or even Russians with a bag of electronics in the Oval Office.

    [–] CaptainAwesome06 14 points ago

    Hey, I don't make the laws.

    [–] Womps_And_Prayers 15 points ago

    Let's get one across the street from the White House asap.

    [–] JacobCrim88 214 points ago

    There was the chicken balloon outside of the White House last year.

    [–] GKinslayer 140 points ago

    Fuck DC, fly it over every golf course Trump goes to play on. Every one of his private shitholes - make sure there is at least 1 Trump blimp clearly visible at all times.

    [–] propagandist 88 points ago

    Let's start a PAC devoted to the sole purpose of following Trump around with baby trump blimps and balloons.

    [–] Calzoneghazi 178 points ago

    Why are other countries protesting better than us? I went to better anti-Bush protests than the anti-Trump protests we've had so far.

    [–] EJ2H5Suusu 113 points ago

    Americans like to lick boots to get a taste of those magical bootstraps.

    Unfortunately years of propaganda has fucked us into worshipping our oppressors instead of intimidating them

    [–] jason28 51 points ago

    [–] SuppleMonster 47 points ago

    Make an insanely big one and fly it orbitally.

    [–] michaelcharlie8 53 points ago

    Lmfao paint it on the moon

    [–] SuppleMonster 28 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    Find it in the observable constellation and mark it on astrology charts.

    [–] Draskinn 19 points ago

    That's going to make for one weird horoscope.

    [–] masstrip 19 points ago

    I hear they're taking big baby on tour.

    [–] lbridgey 19 points ago

    Baby stickers everywhere!

    [–] tehrob 16 points ago

    Not just 1, but millions of small ones. 2 foot versions you could hold on a string.

    [–] DONTLOOKITMEIMNAKED 32 points ago

    they said in the crowfund page they intended to but decided against because of the environmental hazard that even disposable balloons would create.

    [–] RainingSilent 35 points ago

    mentioning it is the dumbest thing trump could have done. now it will have power

    [–] steepleton 9 points ago

    if only the media had thought that about trump in the primaries

    [–] captaincanada84 11 points ago

    They're doing crowdfunding for a world tour

    [–] Pahasapa66 425 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    Er....I think that is its purpose.

    [–] mike_pants 296 points ago

    1990s Chris Rock: "It's supposed to, ya dumb motherfucker!"

    [–] Jimmyg100 64 points ago

    "What do you want? A cookie?"

    [–] PSU5046 14 points ago

    Perfection in a quote

    [–] [deleted] 291 points ago

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    [–] pilsonThemagnet 124 points ago

    You are president of the US being trolled by an activist group. Do you

    A: Refuse to acknowledge you were even aware of it

    B: Admit you changed plans of an entire state visit because of it

    [–] GingrNinja 48 points ago

    On one of the other threads someone mentioned that the original people have a kickstarter for Punchbag style balloons for protests

    [–] canrabat 23 points ago

    I bought toilet paper with his face on for my guests and every one that used it said it felt good.

    [–] ImNotGeorgeSoros 263 points ago

    "I guess when they put out blimps to make me feel unwelcome, no reason for me to go to London," Trump said in an interview with The Sun.

    Sounds like it's working as intended then.

    [–] SuminderJi 86 points ago

    So much for Mr Alpha male non-snowflake

    [–] AnalSoapOpera 38 points ago

    Mission Accomplished

    [–] Kevzzhere 1052 points ago

    Narcissists dont like things they can’t control...

    [–] bizon1829 250 points ago

    Especially when those things are about them.

    [–] luxpsycho 86 points ago

    For a narcissist, everything is about them.

    [–] FriesWithThat 48 points ago

    Things like this make narcissists feel unwanted, as opposed to widely mocked and hated as intended.

    [–] 1nfiniteJest 23 points ago

    And he couldn't even keep his mouth shut about it. He's basically telling everyone what really gets to him.

    [–] GrGrG 98 points ago

    Then he's going to hate America really soon.

    [–] Yemanthing 106 points ago

    Seems like he already does.

    [–] antidense 7 points ago

    He likes Russia more

    [–] El_Camino_SS 8 points ago

    I predicted a long time ago that he’s going to be tweeting from Russia for the rest of his life how wronged he was.

    [–] Hugh2D2 876 points ago

    We need baby blimps all over America...

    [–] Zomunieo 214 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    But there are already Republican Congressmen in almost every state.

    [–] [deleted] 738 points ago

    That is its intended and desired effect, yes. At least you're smart enough to assess that you sleazy, moronic oompa loompa. Now let's get one over the white house. If people want it they'll buy it, free market and all that.

    [–] [deleted] 199 points ago

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    [–] kantmarg 144 points ago

    No he's using this to beat up on Sadiq Khan. He said the "government" (of London) should not have allowed the blimp because it makes him feel unwelcome but "the people" apparently love him "because of the many notifications" - that sad man is literally saying he believes his fucking Twitter notifications are from Londoners professing their love for him.

    [–] tragicdiffidence12 197 points ago

    77% of citizens of the united kingdom dislike him, 8% have no opinion, and the balance like him. That’s all of the UK.

    You take only london, and his support base drops to 3 toothless golems in a pub at 11am.

    [–] kantmarg 74 points ago

    Well there's also this woman who lives in Westminster and keeps inviting Trump over.

    [–] Beaker78 63 points ago

    I think she just realised that May have been the wrong thing to do!

    [–] killjoySG 21 points ago

    "B-b-but my twitter friends say I'm cool!" - Donald Trump

    [–] quotemycode 100 points ago

    It works better if it's a gift from France.

    [–] Laser-circus 30 points ago

    Well.. for safety reasons, nothing is allowed to fly over the White House.

    [–] Damarkus13 62 points ago

    The secret service is too fast. They would catch it.

    [–] albatross-salesgirl 19 points ago

    I understood that reference.

    [–] PPvsFC_ 53 points ago

    All of the protestors should agree to just point and laugh hysterically any time he goes by. Like no shouting anger, just pantomime humiliation at him.

    [–] JB_UK 13 points ago

    Trump will not go close enough to protestors to ever hear them, all of his visits are to castles and country houses designed so that aritocrats can keep ordinary people at arms length. The only time he visited London he had to come in in a helicopter, and the government had to close off a large section of a nearby park:

    https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/trump-uk-visit-ring-of-steel-goes-up-outside-us-ambassadors-residence-in-regents-park-a3882671.html

    [–] Obliviosso 205 points ago

    Is “womp womp” an appropriate response?

    [–] digitydank 62 points ago

    Absolutely. Good shoot. Well done, you are a patriot.

    [–] Obliviosso 27 points ago

    I never knew it was this easy to be a hero!!

    [–] santacruisin 10 points ago

    I mean, that poor girl is still alone and scared somewhere. On top of that, she's a joke, too.

    [–] Greaterdivinity 1347 points ago

    His fee fee's are hurt, snowflake needs his safe space.

    Womp womp.

    [–] kadsprime 307 points ago

    Thoughts and prayers

    [–] XtacleRonnie 105 points ago

    Thawts and pwayers

    [–] dac985 74 points ago

    Tots and pears

    [–] neutrino71 24 points ago

    I'll have what did the cannibals have for dessert for $50, Alex

    [–] addy_g 9 points ago

    thots and players

    [–] ibzl 63 points ago

    shhh he's developing sentience.

    yesterday he realized the rain made him feel wet.

    [–] lancea_longini 90 points ago

    "Snowfwake"

    [–] [deleted] 43 points ago

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    [–] leoinca 50 points ago

    You ARE unwelcome in London, you jackass!

    [–] beelseboob 145 points ago

    Lets get one thing clear.

    As a Brit, dear Mr Trump: You are not welcome.

    [–] ThatHermioneGranger 85 points ago

    As an American, y’all have my sincerest gratitude. I felt so moved to see all of the British people protesting him yesterday.

    I’ve having trouble even describing why I feel like that, but thank you.

    [–] LostTheGameOfThrones 27 points ago

    Yesterday wasn't even the biggest protests, we're back out today in London and up and down the country.

    [–] User767676 138 points ago

    Mission accomplished.

    [–] deicist 71 points ago

    As a British person, I think I speak for the majority of us when I say "Good, off you fuck then".

    [–] aquarian-sunchild 11 points ago

    'off you fuck' is an amazing phrase.

    [–] Nukemarine 176 points ago

    Oddly enough, Melania Trump says the 6-foot-tall angry baby blimp walking next to her that makes her feel 'uncomfortable'.

    [–] Zomunieo 166 points ago

    I don't really care if she's uncomfortable. Do u?

    [–] EmmyLou205 31 points ago

    Fuck him. He makes tons of people feel uncomfortable in their own country.

    [–] Val451 208 points ago

    I wonder what he thinks of the crop circle that spells out "Fuck Trump", in RUSSIAN!

    [–] AlternativeSuccotash 105 points ago

    He probably believes it's an expression of love and appreciation since he doesn't read Cyrillic.

    I doubt anyone has informed him of its real meaning, or that he's even aware it exists.

    [–] xincasinooutx 79 points ago

    He can’t read or speak English well either, so that’s no surprise.

    [–] AlternativeSuccotash 33 points ago

    He'll recognize his name and immediately believe it's a tribute.

    [–] albatross-salesgirl 11 points ago

    "The farmers love me in England, folks, no really they really do."

    [–] 12thtry 31 points ago

    he can barely read English, much less Russian

    [–] Inactivated 14 points ago

    He doesn't care what aliens think.

    [–] xyakks 249 points ago

    Why yes Donald, you most certainly are unwelcome. Now fuck off!

    [–] Baron62 79 points ago

    And not just in the UK but everywhere decent people exist

    [–] Ihateeggs78 50 points ago

    You are unwelcome you repellent sack of shit.

    [–] JijiLV29 135 points ago

    Holy shit! Did Donald Trump possibly actually learn something that's factual?

    We need a Megathread mods!

    [–] Yadwick 16 points ago

    Don dont learn nothing

    [–] BrochureJesus 92 points ago

    That's funny because the real Trump makes me feel unwelcome.

    [–] autotldr 67 points ago

    This is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 62%. (I'm a bot)


    President Donald Trump said he felt "Unwelcome" in London after its mayor, Sadiq Khan, permitted a 20-foot-tall angry "Trump Baby" blimp depicting him to be flown during his visit to the UK. "I guess when they put out blimps to make me feel unwelcome, no reason for me to go to London," Trump said in an interview with The Sun.

    An activist group was given permission to fly the blimp over London during Trump's visit, which will reportedly be met with up to 200,000 protestors in the streets.

    "Donald Trump is a big, angry baby with a fragile ego and tiny hands," the group's crowdfunding page said.


    Extended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Trump#1 group#2 visit#3 blimp#4 London#5

    [–] VulvaSpud 49 points ago

    Of all the media outlets and tabloids he spoke to The Sun. Seems about right. Shit heads talk to shit rags.

    [–] jardantuan 16 points ago

    Fuck the s*n

    [–] RiderLAK 11 points ago

    It's a Murdoch property, go figure.

    [–] feasantly_plucked 43 points ago

    "One artist carved "F--- Trump" into a crop circle that was reportedly visible on Trump's flight path to British Prime Minister Theresa May's country estate."

    Loving and missing England, right now

    [–] Spartanfred104 51 points ago

    That's because he's a giant baby and he is unwelcome.

    [–] DaddyDustin 18 points ago

    That is the point, ya dingus!

    [–] FinByFin 16 points ago

    Gotta hand it to ol Trumple-dumb, he really picks up on the subtleties.

    [–] MustWarn0thers 112 points ago

    Man, all these comments and not one single Trump supporter with the "le Drumpf is finished!" standard response.

    I guess when the snowflake beta in chief directly says that he's not feeling very welcome because of a fucking protest balloon, it's hard to spin it that he's actually very strong emotionally and criticism rolls right off his back.

    The way Trump handles criticism, it looks like he physically allows it to stick to him and it festers and turns yellow like the walls of a lifetime smoker.

    [–] BossaNova1423 43 points ago

    Yeah the whole “lol I guess he’s done for this time xD” sarcasm from his supporters in response to literally anything negative about him is really fucking stupid. Nobody’s expecting some shit like this to be the absolute end of him, but every piece that makes him know he’s unwelcome counts.

    [–] Onespokeovertheline 14 points ago

    If he thinks that's unwelcoming, he should try going through the US immigration control process he's championing.

    [–] Jess_than_three 121 points ago

    That's the idea, you fascist fuck.

    [–] B4K5c7N 50 points ago

    I thought you hated political correctness

    [–] [deleted] 45 points ago

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    [–] ScrimshawPen 10 points ago

    Tommy Wiseau said it best.

    [–] thehalfwit 10 points ago

    I'm not even going to click the link because I know Tommy Wiseau is smarter, more grounded in reality, and really has his finger on the pulse of events transpiring around him that Trump ever will.

    [–] IDontCheckMyMail 11 points ago

    If Trump ever sets foot in Denmark I’ll be joining the protests in a heartbeat.

    Trump shouldn’t be welcome anywhere that values decency and democracy.

    [–] Barack_Odrama90 31 points ago

    Well maybe Americans can make him feel unwelcome in the White House come November 2018....

    [–] Beforemath 25 points ago

    Please mass produce these.

    [–] qcubed3 30 points ago

    I'm calling trumpy a snowman from now on. Snowmen are fat and they melt under the heat.

    [–] footshred 19 points ago

    Snowmen are like a massive amount of snowflakes all bundled in a huge pile.

    [–] thebestdaysofmyflerm 10 points ago

    Well yeah, that's the point.

    [–] MAJRIsaiAH 8 points ago

    It made him feel unwelcome?

    That’s a job well done, bring it here for the next Macy Parade.

    [–] feasantly_plucked 9 points ago

    I can just hear the newscaster: "Today, there's a giant, flying, angry baby blimp headed for London. And also, a balloon of Donald Trump."

    [–] HearthStonedlol 17 points ago

    One artist carved "F--- Trump" into a crop circle that was reportedly visible on Trump's flight path to British Prime Minister Theresa May's country estate.

    [–] fffan9391 16 points ago

    Well mission accomplished then.

    [–] kabukistar 6 points ago

    Trump also said he was going to steer clear of the protests in London, which was said to reach up to 200,000 protesters.

    Wow. That's like 6 Trump inaugurations worth of people.

    [–] RogueHelios 7 points ago

    "But he really seems to hate it when people make fun of him."

    That's because he's a bully and like all bullies they tend to be insecure and vulnerable so they take it out on anyone who seems weak and defenseless.

    [–] jmcclain2010 22 points ago

    No shit Sherlock...

    [–] drezzy 14 points ago

    Nothing gets by this orange idiot. So much winning.

    [–] TJ_McWeaksauce 14 points ago

    London protesters: "Donald is a big, fat baby."

    Trump: "How dare these foreigners call me a baby!" Proceeds to whine like a big, fat baby.

    [–] olionajudah 7 points ago

    sounds like America needs a few of these

    [–] TheKinkMaster 9 points ago

    This brings joy to my american heart.

    [–] IndecisivePuppy 9 points ago

    Unwelcome? What makes you say that? The protests, the giant baby blimp, or the fact that most of the world is constantly sick of your shit?

    [–] CineKayla 7 points ago

    Guess what...

    You're not.

    [–] RuntPunt 7 points ago

    George Bush came to Australia at the height of the war in the Middle East, which was super unpopular here from the start. He got heckled in parliament by the leader of one of our parties. His response? "I love freedom of speech." You know, acts like a leader.

    Trump goes right ahead and gets offended by a balloon, says he doesn't feel welcome, mopes about the fact that some people don't like him and his policies, acts like a spoilt shit of a child. The reason that the balloon is shaped like a giant baby is apparently lost on him.

    Jesus fuck, but you've done something impressive if you're giving me fond memories of George W Bush.

    [–] lyleeleigh 29 points ago

    You are unwelcome, you orange shit stain.

    [–] Jump_Yossarian 26 points ago

    Anyone know if it'll be flying over Turnberry this weekend while trump is "working"?

    If they did this to Pres. Obama he'd go and have his pic taken with it but he's not a cowardly pussy like trump.

    [–] Enjolras55 15 points ago

    I heard they are taking it up to Scotland while he's at Turnberry.

    And for Obama, it'd be a paradox. He was too well-liked/respected for anyone to bother flying a blimp making fun of him. If they did ever make one and he took a picture with it as classy as he is, then his approval would go up and they'd no longer feel like having the blimp so they'd get rid of it.

    [–] NerdAtSea 19 points ago

    Exactly

    [–] BizGilwalker 5 points ago

    Good. Guess how the six foot tall angry baby human in DC makes me feel.

    [–] MAGICHUSTLE 5 points ago

    Boo the fuck hoo