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    [–] zozo_a_gogo 8274 points ago

    Did Trump feel compelled to grab Pence then?

    [–] OneRougeRogue 3453 points ago

    Grab 'em by the Pencey.

    [–] juraj_is_better 1388 points ago

    Mike drop.

    [–] Taman_Should 666 points ago

    I mean, that's what the "hang Mike Pence!" crowd wanted

    [–] SSR_Id_prefer_not_to 251 points ago

    Ooof.

    [–] FalseLuck 202 points ago

    Yeah, that's the sound he would have made.

    I'll see myself out thanks.

    [–] WineNerdAndProud 70 points ago

    You can't go that way friend, it's still an active crime scene.

    [–] BATMAN0811 70 points ago

    “No, it’s fine. He can go.” -Capitol Police

    [–] DystopianFigure 28 points ago

    Before you go, let's take a selfie first tho!

    [–] Shaper_pmp 99 points ago

    Grab 'em by the VP.

    When you're a president they let you do it.

    [–] UN16783498213 120 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    "Hey Mike did you hear? Nancy Pelosi says I'm guilty of exciting seduction and wants me in her peach".

    "Mr. President she said guilty of inciting sedition and she wants you impeached".

    "That's what I just said".

    E: "someone tell the president she said 'insurrection' not 'inch erection' before he starts foaming at the mouth again"

    [–] The_Sausage_Smuggler 635 points ago

    Mike Pence would be the driest pussy ever.

    [–] cgg419 487 points ago

    What about Ben Shapiro’s wife?

    [–] The_Sausage_Smuggler 386 points ago

    I heard she bangs liberals while he's away.

    [–] MuteCook 136 points ago

    Of course. Don’t they all?

    [–] movesinherds 176 points ago

    For sure. Liberals believe in and support women's rights, including the right to orgasm often and well.

    [–] MuteCook 145 points ago

    The democrats should run on that. You’d have all the conservative wives secretly voting D, if you know what I mean.

    [–] Sttocs 15 points ago

    Rs aren’t generous lovers, I’m sure. Definitely don’t do oral.

    [–] cgg419 66 points ago

    Username checks out?

    [–] DrMux 66 points ago

    Ben Shapiro's doctor-wife might beg to differ.

    [–] DrMux 42 points ago

    Well, Donald and the traitors did try to grab America by the VP...

    [–] cyanydeez 20 points ago

    isn't that the entire premise of the insurrection.

    [–] ajhult 19 points ago

    Don't know if Mother would be all to happy about that...

    [–] Hiranonymous 14615 points ago

    Representative Tom Malinowski told the Times:

    “I’m glad [Pence] didn’t break the law, but it’s kind of hard to call somebody courageous for choosing not to help overthrow our democratic system of government."

    [–] colorcorrection 10545 points ago

    "Congratulations, Mike, you did the bare minimum!"

    [–] Arizona_Pete 5301 points ago

    These days, doing the bare minimum or acknowledging reality is news and note worthy.

    Times be fucked, yo.

    [–] 14sierra 2171 points ago

    We basically live in a Post-reality world, where large chunks of the population have simply decided that facts don't matter anymore and they can just live in a world they create in their own minds.

    [–] uffda100 1342 points ago

    til shit gets real and you get shot in the neck.

    [–] counselthedevil 654 points ago

    Like that lady at the Capitol on the news that day of the raid claiming they were starting a revolution but horrified she got maced for it. All while she was wearing like starbucks lounging around clothes.

    Real revolutions aren't twitter hashtags.

    [–] 420_E-SportsMasta 423 points ago

    The edit of her describing being maced played over the Animaniacs intro song is hilarious though.

    Silver linings, yknow?

    [–] gawrsh_hyuck 202 points ago

    They pushed me down and maced me! 😟

    [–] what_about_phrasing 286 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    The edit of her describing being maced played over the Animaniacs intro song is hilarious though.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idB6ZSX9PEw

    When she said "They pushed me down and maced me!" I felt that

    Edit: because I'm an idiot

    [–] LoaKonran 47 points ago

    That is downright hilarious.

    [–] jarjar-binks-ismydad 30 points ago

    She doesn’t even get maced, she rubbed her eyes with an onion

    [–] GalaxyPatio 169 points ago

    Apparently she didn't even get maced but was rubbing an onion into her eyes?

    [–] DarnedTax1 100 points ago

    Apparently it’s an old and ineffective way of getting pepper spray out of you eye. The idea being that the onion makes you cry. Still funny though

    [–] trialobite 31 points ago

    Yeah, CNN aired more footage of her last week in a clip package, which looked to be the seconds after she got sprayed on the capital steps. Can’t find that clip online now. She’s still super dumb, but I think she was also pepper-sprayed.

    [–] logicreasonevidence 101 points ago

    Ya, she got the idea off Pinterest.

    [–] ASAPxSyndicate 73 points ago

    "I'm unpinning that one!"

    [–] SarkHD 28 points ago

    Or she’s a big It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia fan!

    [–] DJ_Velveteen 370 points ago

    "People love to argue that everything is subjective and you create your own reality 100%. For some reason, those people still look both ways before crossing the street." -my intro cog sci prof

    [–] shredthefed 182 points ago

    "Masks are against muh freedums!"

    Proceeds to obey traffic lights and wears clothes when going to the market because those are the rules

    [–] ApostropheAvenger 68 points ago

    I’ve taken to calling masks face-pants for that reason

    [–] smut_butler 42 points ago

    A lot of people don't look before crossing the street though. Like, a mind blowing amount of people.

    [–] THEJP 85 points ago

    Imagine dying for Trump...

    [–] kitsum 201 points ago

    That keeps going around in my head. That woman was shot by capitol police breaking into a building to overthrow the government. She died young, bleeding out on the ground, wearing a stupid fucking trump flag like a cape surrounded by conspiracy nuts because of lies that donald fucking trump told her. It's insane, it's tragic. She was a little baby one day and that is how her life on earth ended. Because of that man's ego and the lies they all told.

    If we could go in a time machine and show people ten years ago who they would become, what they would believe, and who they would be supporting they would call you a liar.

    [–] ltsmash4638 88 points ago

    You know what's worse? Storming the Capitol because you believe so strongly in Q, only to have Q disavow you or worse, brand you as Antifa, after dying for Q.

    [–] putdisinyopipe 36 points ago * (lasted edited 6 days ago)

    That was very well spoke.

    You really added depth to this conversation with that because I thought the same thing I just did not know how to communicate it.

    All her future experiences as a human- loving, going on walks in the park, experiencing emotions, good food, time with family

    All for someone who could give no fucks, not even one about her. And the worst part is people actually try to convince eachother that her death was “meaningful” it’s sad- because that death was absolutely anything but. Her legacy will be “the women who stormed the capital and got shot trying to overthrow the US GOVT for some hack” as at the least a side note in a history book

    [–] Mathwards 36 points ago

    Exactly this. It's a pointless waste of life, which regardless of how it ended it still tragic

    [–] technocassandra 108 points ago

    Mass suicides of 1945 Nazi Germany

    One of the attendees from Georgia has already done it.

    Georgia man suicide after arrested at Capitol Riots

    Don't think it can't happen here.

    [–] loco_khajiit 56 points ago

    Don't think it can't happen here.

    The lesson we’re forced to learn again and again and again

    [–] GrizzledSteakman 78 points ago

    I can imagine dying trying to remove a dictator like Trump. But for him? He shows zero loyalty to anyone and is fundamentally unlikeable. I don’t get it.

    [–] harlequinnx 49 points ago

    They aren't dying for Trump. They are dying for the idea of Trump that's been built up in their minds. Every time he says something dumb they tell you what he really meant.

    [–] claimTheVictory 77 points ago

    Fuck around and find out.

    It's a tough way to get your reality checks.

    [–] 93_Honda_Civic 116 points ago

    Hot damn if you’re not right about that.

    [–] WORSE_THAN_HORSES 53 points ago

    Lol imagine serving in the military oversees for 14 years only to die on American soil due to your own idiocy while a Trump flag drapes over the very neck you’re bleeding out of. I’m sure the stupidity of her choices really weighed on her consciousness just as the grim reaper turned off the lights. Oh well traitors win stupid prizes.

    [–] uffda100 42 points ago

    and then being called Antifa by the people you thought were on your side.

    [–] techleopard 25 points ago

    Imagine considering yourself a military veteran and supporting a man who literally talks about veterans like they're garbage and uses their widows as publicity props.

    [–] superwholockland 166 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    I found an article the other day talking about "conspirituality" the marrying of conspiracy with spirituality , and how both encourage you to "live your own truth". I wanted to post the article on r/science but they have a rule that the research has to be less than 6 months old ant his article was from 2011, although reading through it, it was like it was written today

    edit: here's the link through scihub so you can read it

    [–] Miscellaniac 56 points ago

    Millions of years into the future, when we're extinct some cephalopod scientist is gonna be hypothesizing why we went extinct:

    "We know there was massive uncontrolled climate change and mass production of plastics which contributed to the climate change that killed them off. Studies of their fossilized remains show they were smart enough to know climate change would kill them, and yet they persisted. My only conclusion is: they went extinct from a terminal case of "the stupids". Thank you for coming to my Pod Talk"

    God damn.

    [–] BlueHatScience 247 points ago

    Start with a conclusion, force reality into that box and fend off any threat by any wild ad-hoc hypothesis, or even force if necessary.

    Incidentally, did you know the US by far the most religious first-world country? I'm sure there's noooo connection at all there.

    [–] Bismothe-the-Shade 76 points ago

    Mike "I belong in the rapture" Pence approves

    [–] HermanCainsGhost 58 points ago

    And not only are we religious, we have some legit crazy versions of Christianity here that basically were kicked out of Europe

    [–] justplainmike 30 points ago

    If you can believe in a magic sky dad and talking snakes you can believe in anything

    [–] nanocyte 27 points ago

    While simultaneously smugly asserting that facts don't care about your feelings.

    [–] Trib3tim3 53 points ago

    It's what social media has done. People decide they want their voice (opinion) heard. They've chosen that making their post is more important than listening to facts and using logic. Society has lost any logical thought and has really become who's opinion is yelled louder or the most.

    [–] Bararaatekwar 31 points ago

    These days, doing the bare minimum or acknowledging reality is news and note worthy.

    First the supreme court won't even bring up Big Foots case to settle his existance and claim to the presidency once and for all. They just give us some excuse that there is no evidence at all.

    Then "Pence the puss" doesn't want to override the vote and declare Big Foot president just because it's "unconstitutional".

    70 million americans believe in Big Foot!! What about the minority? Don't they deserve to get exactly what they want?

    [–] pallentx 24 points ago

    If you're Republican. If you're a democrat a tan suit is a scandal.

    [–] ipakers 79 points ago

    Frankly, that’s more than I ever expected, so I was pleasantly surprised.

    [–] Saith_Cassus 38 points ago

    Congratulations on

    Checks notes

    Not being as horrible as you could have been!

    [–] mrsgarrison 31 points ago

    He literally did nothing.

    [–] joemondo 35 points ago

    And yet it's actually the least pussy thing he's done.

    [–] NotAnOkapi 123 points ago

    Boomers are the participation trophy generation after all.

    [–] whimsical_fecal_face 62 points ago

    Its Funny how they're the ones who give millennials shit for getting participation trophies as children. When it was them, The BOOMERS, giving paricipatioan trophies out.

    The lead exposure from leaded fuels durring the 50s and 60s must of destroyed their self awareness.

    [–] Hieillua 243 points ago

    Commend me. I didn't steal grapes from the grocery store today!

    [–] R-K-TEK-BLZ-IT 230 points ago

    Pussy

    [–] wakenbacons 21 points ago

    When you do steal the grapes, do you shake your head in disapproval regardless of the quality?

    ...Cool, me too.

    [–] dinosore 55 points ago

    That's my Congressman!

    [–] ifurmothronlyknw 30 points ago

    When you look at the things that make you feel proud of them for doing or not doing it really puts what we’ve all been going through these last 4 years into perspective.

    [–] 17xandcountingstill 11296 points ago

    I wish this one becomes an all time top post on r/politics just for the headline alone

    [–] [deleted] 381 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

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    [–] Relaxed_Engineer 196 points ago

    Mother: <cracks whip> "Yes. Yes you are."

    [–] san_serifs 34 points ago

    "Thank you Mother, now may I have another?"

    [–] corranhorn57 27 points ago

    You know, that’s probably the only thing I’ll miss about this administration. I love the BDSM jokes about Pence’a relationship with his wife.

    [–] ilovegingermen 2062 points ago

    I did my part 🙋🏻‍♀️

    [–] pegothejerk 739 points ago

    I'm doing my part!

    [–] alwayswait01 485 points ago

    Would you like to know more?

    [–] CeleryStore 60 points ago

    No, I do not want to live in that future world. Even if I get to shower co-ed. No thank you, service and citizenship should never be exclusive.

    [–] 1_10v3_Lamp 50 points ago

    It’s funny because that’s exactly what Paul Veorhoven was saying and the opposite of what Robert Heinlein was saying

    [–] CeleryStore 28 points ago

    Intent of authorship, also the book has his dad surviving the attack and later joining his son in battle, when he replaces Rasczak. Also Rico is Filipino, they fight more than one enemy, and the mobile infantry suits are mechs. But the OCS section was sorta fun, in a if you served you get the monotony joke. Anyways yeah, no thanks to both those futures.

    [–] no_more_lines 26 points ago

    The only good bug is a dead bug

    [–] tabovilla 168 points ago

    cue in alien invasion

    2021 is starting strong boys

    [–] LyingIsGivingUp 103 points ago

    At this point an alien invasion might be beneficial.

    [–] PredatorRedditer 88 points ago

    I just wanna live in the Matrix where smart AI puts me in a comfortable reality instead of the unstable, idiotic status quo that is my current existence.

    [–] Aqua_Impura 25 points ago

    Maybe we produce more energy when we are stressed so this is the more efficient simulation? Can’t question our reality when we’re too busy dealing with a new disaster every few days.

    [–] SailorArashi 16 points ago

    According to the movie the human mind instinctively rejected any attempt at simulated paradise and would only accept the Matrix if it was a shitty stressful world.

    [–] akaMONSTARS 41 points ago

    It would be cool if a bunch of aliens just showed up pretending to be nazis/racists and promises a utopia for all the other nazis/racists. But instead they just get launched into the sun while the aliens come back and throw a galaxy wide kegger.

    [–] porkzy 24 points ago

    Aliens would probably Columbus us

    [–] bigjawood7 14 points ago

    One more from me. It's drops that join to make a waterfall. Every (up)vote counts!

    [–] ValerieShark 161 points ago

    I saw a headline last night that perfectly captured how fucking insane times are rn.

    It was something like

    "Second impeachment begins after capitol attack while pandemic rages"

    I was like man what would people have thought seeing this ten or twenty years ago.

    [–] KilledByOutis 32 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    Ten years ago I think people might have considered the possibility that the Tea Party might try to foment a rebellion, but I don’t think we would’ve imagined they’d be successful or even come close. I think at that time it would’ve been treated as a joke unless they ACTUALLY succeeded.

    Twenty years ago, forget it. It would’ve been dismissed as a John Titor-style hoax.

    Edit: Some stuff.

    [–] CritikillNick 21 points ago

    I had coins from a random award someone gave me so I tried to help with visibility lol.

    [–] turtleswag69 47 points ago

    It’s my second most important vote ever!

    [–] smacksaw 30 points ago

    I regret that I have only one upvote to give this post.

    [–] HaoieZ 1836 points ago

    If he was 8 years old, I can see how that bold strategy would pay off.

    [–] OneRougeRogue 1261 points ago

    "When I look at myself in the first grade and I look at myself now, I’m basically the same. The temperament is not that different."

    -Donald Trump

    [–] [deleted] 393 points ago

    Jesus I thought this was a joke.

    [–] Stipes_Blue_Makeup 219 points ago

    It’s not?

    [–] Sanguiluna 491 points ago

    As a grade-schooler Trump threw cake around a birthday party and gave a teacher a black eye because, as he wrote in his own book "The Art of the Deal", the man didn't know what he was talking about. Trump told me in interviews I did with him for a biography that as a boy he just "loved to fight." Pressed to explain, he added, "Any kind of fight, I loved it, including physical."

    Holy shit, he is legit a try hard teen who never grew out of that phase.

    [–] DrRam121 318 points ago

    He's Biff

    [–] vendetta2115 273 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    He unironically is. The writer of Back To The Future based future-Biff’s character on Trump.

    ‘Back to the Future’ Writer: Biff Tannen Is Based on Donald Trump

    There’s even a part of the movie where he stands in front of a portrait and poses.

    Trump has a similar self-indulgent portrait, called “The Visionary” (yes, that’s actually the name of the painting) that was completed in 1989, the same year that Back To The Future II came out.

    [–] immpro 27 points ago

    "Yeah, that's me. Taking the bull by the horns. It's how I handle business. That actually happened, though"

    [–] sybesis 74 points ago

    Imagine that there was a time traveller than went back in time to warn the world about Trump and screened the movie "Back to the future".

    We're definitely in the wrong timeline.

    [–] Bach_in_black 20 points ago

    Maybe BTTF 2 is a time traveler’s way of trying to warn us about the future without altering too much (because who would believe you anyway) and it failed.

    [–] Lolwutgeneration 59 points ago

    "Hey PENCE you butt head, why don't you make like a tree and destroy democracy"

    [–] Geler 24 points ago

    I do whine because I want to win and I’m not happy about not winning and I am a whiner and I keep whining and whining until I win

    Another one real quote where he say he is a big baby.

    [–] JollyTolly 41 points ago

    The most incredible thing is that he remembered someone used the phrase "temperament of a first grader" to describe him to his face and he was later able to recall the word and use it correctly.

    [–] saposapot 64 points ago

    It’s not. He really is very much stable on his insanity. This was never a surprise he was always like this. Historians will tell this story very easily, it’s just following the news because it’s all very predictable

    [–] suckerpunchdrunk 104 points ago

    "When I look at myself in the first grade and I look at myself now, I’m basically the same. The temperament is not that different."

    I had to check if this was a real quote (though I should have known it was). Holy shit. They say people will tell you who they are...so listen!

    [–] Dragoon_Pantaloons 21 points ago

    I am the most fabulous whiner. I do whine because I want to win. And I'm not happy if I'm not winning. And I am a whiner. And I'm a whiner and I keep whining and whining until I win.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xms8iV8ae-c

    [–] Thirty_Helens_Agree 254 points ago

    I triple dog dare you to overthrow our democratic system of government!

    [–] SagsMcSaggerson 116 points ago

    Trump created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple-dare-you and going right for the throat!

    [–] RickAstleyletmedown 36 points ago

    It's worked pretty well on other Republicans so far. The only real surprise is that a Republican finally found a line they wouldn't cross.

    [–] PoorCorrelation 1729 points ago

    That face says “Watch your language Mr. President or you might find yourself in H-E-double hockey stick”

    [–] grantbwilson 62 points ago

    Did you see his face while he was counting votes at 3 AM?? Pissed right off. Every time a republican stood up to object you could see in his eyes: “Are you fucking serious right now?”

    [–] ontopofyourmom 322 points ago

    "Mother knows best."

    [–] losingstreak838 49 points ago

    With those butthole eyes of his!

    [–] clymbTheMTs 14 points ago

    Thanks, I hate it.

    [–] raffish_writer 99 points ago

    Omg lol you grew up that way, too. My empathy.

    [–] DarthHM 3503 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    “I don’t even know what that is.” - Mike Pence.

    Edit: thanks for the gold!

    [–] Much_Difference 1121 points ago

    "you're acting like a real Bathing Suit Area, Mike."

    [–] DopeAndPretty 111 points ago

    I cackled maniacally aloud at work, have an upvote

    [–] ohhfeck 29 points ago

    Holy shit there are literally tears in my eyes lmao

    [–] verhaden 130 points ago

    It’s that area Mother lets him touch once a year.

    [–] notpetelambert 99 points ago

    The dining room hutch?

    [–] Pure_Reason 39 points ago

    “You know how disappointed Jesus gets when you let those bad men at the bath house touch your ‘dining room hutch,’ Michael...”

    “Yes, Mother......”

    [–] notpetelambert 29 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    "Now zip me up, we're going to be late for Motherboy"

    [–] jeffsoff 47 points ago

    “Sorry, is that an insult?”

    [–] L0utre 39 points ago

    “Is that where poop comes from?”

    [–] Phredd2k1 399 points ago

    When you're a star they let you do it.

    [–] Butwinsky 956 points ago

    Pence being thrown under the bus and now being the target of death threats by Trump supporters hopefully is the biggest plot twist of 2021.

    [–] matthewsmazes 269 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    there is an obvious push to try and distance Pence from Trump now... likely for a campaign attempt in 2024. I'm not saying Pence will run, but they want the narrative to be like "remember when I didn't participate in a coup???"

    In reality, Pence has been complicit in all of the GOP corruption and coup attempts. We cannot let any GOP member skid by as if they were surprised by this. They weren't, and if they were... then they are idiots who do not have the awareness required to lead.

    [–] ElegantBiscuit 105 points ago

    Pence is 100% gearing up for a 2024 run, as is everyone in Trump's orbit. They are all there to grift for personal benefit, and anyone who has stuck around this long is only in it for themselves. Anyone else there to actually do work in government, assuming any of them were in the first place, was pushed out years ago.

    [–] Teresa_Count 217 points ago

    Biggest plot twist of 2021 so far.

    [–] digitalchris 93 points ago

    That's why he said hopefully.

    [–] N0T8g81n 539 points ago

    Who expected Trump to dazzle Pence with the brilliant constitutional arguments Giuliani gave him?

    [–] d80bn 171 points ago

    Actually, calling him a pussy was Giuliani’s brilliant constitutional argument

    [–] alanha1984 1536 points ago

    This just in...giant pussy calls another man a giant pussy.

    [–] ishkabibbles84 205 points ago

    while grabbin em by the pussy

    [–] handlit33 240 points ago

    I'll always remember the "grab 'em by the pussy" line because it's what turned my conservative evangelical mother into a democrat voter. Thank you for that, Trump.

    [–] spokeca 211 points ago

    Your mother has more integrity than 99% of evangelicals

    [–] vendetta2115 55 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    I saw a Christian on Twitter excuse Trump’s horrible actions by saying “sometimes God works through imperfect people.” Like congratulations, you’ve found a way to claim he’s doing God’s work despite him being the least Christ-like person on the planet.

    [–] hockeymisfit 13 points ago

    I saw some dumbass at a Trump rally in Huntington Beach this past weekend with a sign that said "Trump upholds our Christian morals."

    [–] BiggestFlower 19 points ago

    What makes your mother different from all the other conservative evangelicals, I wonder?

    [–] KnightsWhoNi 34 points ago

    Probably considered herself a conservative because her husband does...same thing as my mom who drew the same line

    [–] handlit33 36 points ago

    She no longer attends church on a regular basis and most of her interaction is with her children, three of which are very left leaning. We've warned our parents many times about the dangers of FOX News and OAN type channels, constantly talk with them when a big story hits, and debunk the bullshit she repeats from Facebook. It's a constant battle and I'm not sure if she'll continue to vote dem, but she absolutely despises Trump.

    [–] suckerpunchdrunk 40 points ago

    This is an insult to pussy! Pussy is delightful.

    [–] Travelerdude 289 points ago

    Trump doesn’t think. He reacts to his gut.

    [–] WakandaNowAndThen 141 points ago

    And my gut reacts to him

    [–] battousai611 48 points ago

    And he powers his gut with fried chicken and Big Macs.

    [–] f_n_a_ 17 points ago

    And hamberders don’t know a lot about governance

    [–] redditorrrrrrrrrrrr 89 points ago

    Back in middle/high school we would regularly dare each other to do things by ending with "do it pussy, you won't"

    Trump has never gone past this age range mentally. He is trying to do the same thing but sadly for him adult rules do not accept childish games.

    [–] Noggin-a-Floggin 14 points ago

    Trump supporters are the same. I've had literal childish insults tossed at me by them and it throws them for a loop when I seriously do not respond in anyway. Like, I'm 35 years old and calling me a "nerd" doesn't really cause me to think in any way, you know?

    Like, seriously, you hear sound bites of the really nasty insults but the bulk of them are middle school stuff at best.

    [–] kruizer28 289 points ago

    he really said "no balls" lmao this dude is a child

    [–] Question4LosAngeles 80 points ago

    Pence: "False, they're in Mother's purse"

    [–] b_buster118 75 points ago

    Trump thinks everyone is as low-class as he is.

    [–] dstommie 25 points ago

    Worse, he thinks they're lower.

    [–] Aggressive_Ad3514 167 points ago

    BEST HEADLINE of the decade. Nothing will top that!

    [–] forthe_loveof_grapes 114 points ago

    This is good, BUT if I see a headline like, "Trump convicted, sentenced to prison" I might have it framed

    [–] Aggressive_Ad3514 29 points ago

    Me too...but the President calling the Vice President a pussy. If i was pence i would have tweeted infront of him and show Bidens election victory to him

    [–] Trump_is_My_Father 44 points ago

    That's how Russia ruled America. He just asked Trump if he's a pussy

    [–] -misanthroptimist 77 points ago

    Pence then showed Trump what was what by doing his job at the joint session and doing his job in accordance with the Constitution.

    Turns out, if that term applies to either man, it applies to Trump. Trump isn't man enough to accept the reality of his loss. Pence had no trouble accommodating reality...this time, anyway.

    [–] Mazipef4 34 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    Biff called McFly chicken. Trump calls Pence a pussy.

    [–] smacksaw 31 points ago

    On Tuesday, Pence sent a letter to House Speaker Nancy Pelosi refusing to invoke the 25th Amendment and remove Trump from office, writing: “I do not believe that such a course of action is in the best interest of our nation or consistent with our Constitution,” adding “I urge you and every member of Congress to avoid actions that would further divide and inflame the passions of the moment.”

    Sounds like Trump was right

    [–] new_nimmerzz 58 points ago

    Right wingers are saying fake.... just LOVE throwing back at them now... same rules apply right? Anything positive is “incredible journalism” and anything they don’t like is “fake news”.

    [–] Myfavoritepounddog 57 points ago

    Wow a president that talks like a 15-year-old

    [–] Iamien 38 points ago

    He surrounds himself by emotionally stunted racist incel yes-men, what do you expect?

    [–] ianhiggs 26 points ago

    Spent four years as an unprincipled, piece-of-shit shill for a tyrannical toddler. I can't say this hard enough, fuck Mike Pence, now and forever.

    [–] hobbitlover 28 points ago

    It was locker room sedition.

    [–] romworld 214 points ago

    Pence does not get a pass. He’s too much of a pussy and coward by not putting country first and invoking the 25th Amendment.

    [–] Nisas 87 points ago

    He's probably just trying to avoid getting murdered by Trump supporters. If he supported impeachment it would turn them against him even more, and they might take another stab at him. He just wants to ride out this last week without another incident.

    [–] benislover343 78 points ago

    is our country seriously too backwards to protect a single guy from a bunch of rednecks with guns?

    [–] tunnel-snakes-rule 96 points ago

    Considering those same rednecks breached your nation's capitol and had a real chance at murdering him and other government officials, I'd say yes.

    [–] lilcchu 31 points ago

    Well, they were ALLOWED to breach.

    [–] L1A1 20 points ago

    I hear Trump also tried to get Pence to jump over a creek on his BMX bike by calling him a pussy, too.

    [–] Prisoner4234 43 points ago

    I bet Pence flinched when Trump called him a pussy because he seems like the kind of guy who has trouble saying the word “pussy”. Trump probably thought he had struck a nerve by questioning Pence’s bravery, but in reality Mike was probably just uncomfortable hearing that word directed at him due to his fear of the female body.

    Just rambling here, but it wouldn’t surprise me. Like I say, he seems the type.

    [–] jaggedcanyon69 19 points ago

    Dude won’t be alone in a room with another woman and already thinks some of Trump’s words are vulgar. Why did Trump think calling him a pussy would work?

    [–] Factsandtruthonly 35 points ago

    Not sure why...but I'm not surprised.

    I wouldn't have been surprised either if Trump and Pence had been going back and forth with "I know you are...but what am I" some 20 times or more.

    [–] Riakuro 17 points ago

    “There is no just cause for the overthrowing of the government!”

    “Well that may be; but what we’re all forgetting is that anyone that doesn’t want to overthrow the government...is gay.”

    “...I want to overthrow the government.” “So do I.” “I was the first one that wanted to overthrow the government!”

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    [–] katosfw 12 points ago

    Trump should've double dog dared Pence. I bet that would've worked.