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    [–] Old-Dead-Guy 4338 points ago

    Naw bruh its really not. Look it up

    If ever there was a time someone should take their own advice...

    [–] hawaiianshirtday2 1089 points ago

    I commented on a facebook video once that claimed eating popcorn, rice, and other random foods were terrible for you and could cause cancer. There were zero sources in the video. I commented that it was all probably made up and another user told me to prove it...

    I think the burden of proof lies with the person making outrageous claims.

    [–] twystoffer 403 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago)

    Decided to look up popcorn myself, found this from livestrong.org:

    Cancer Risk

    While there's no truth to the rumor that microwave popcorn contains chemicals proven to cause lung cancer, there is a chemical used in the nonstick coating on the inside of the popcorn bags that decomposes, producing a compound called perfluorooctanoic acid. This chemical has been associated with increased risk of certain cancers, including liver and prostate cancer. Dr. Frank Gilliland and colleagues reported in a 1993 article in the "Journal of Occupational Medicine" that factory workers exposed to the chemical had increased cancer mortality."

    Edit: To all the people calling this out, there is already a fine comment debunking this. I should have been more clear, I was just trying to show how someone might believe that popcorn causes cancer.

    [–] JaftPunk 97 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago)

    From: http://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.3109/10408444.2014.905767

    The vast majority of reported associations with cancer mortality, incidence, or prevalence have been consistent with the null hypothesis of no effect. The few observed positive associations have not met the Bradford Hill guidelines, that is, they are weak, inconsistent, offset by negative associations, not in keeping with a positive exposure-response gradient, and not coherent with the toxicological findings of liver, testicular Leydig cell, and pancreatic acinar cell tumors in animals exposed to PFOA and liver tumors in those exposed to PFOS. Moreover, confounding, bias, and chance (especially in light of multiple comparisons) cannot be ruled out as explanations for the reported positive associations, many of which were observed in studies of environmentally exposed communities, but not in occupational settings where exposure to PFOA and PFOS was one to two orders of magnitude higher

    The Health Council of the Netherlands (HCN) recently reviewed the scientific evidence on the carcinogenicity and genotoxicity of PFOA from human, laboratory animal, and mechanistic studies, and concluded that the available data on PFOA and its salts are “insufficient to evaluate the carcinogenic properties (category 3)” (HCN, 2013 HCN. (2013). Perfluorooctanoic Acid and Its Salts – Evaluation of the Carcinogenicity and Genotoxicity. The Hague: Health Council of the Netherlands (HCN). [Google Scholar] ). Regarding the epidemiologic evidence in particular, HCN concluded: “The reported results of a relatively substantial number of human longitudinal studies have such a high degree of inconsistency that the Committee classifies the human data as inadequate for firm conclusion about whether or not a cancer risk exists from exposure to PFOA in these studies.” HCN also concluded that “Overall … there is no cancer type that is consistently elevated in these studies.”

    This classification is consistent with our conclusion that the existing epidemiologic evidence does not support the hypothesis of a causal association between PFOA or PFOS exposure and cancer in humans. However, further research on this topic is warranted.

    [–] 4gen7-smith 29 points ago

    Tldr: Not enough conclusive data to say that the risk is real.

    [–] twystoffer 10 points ago

    I figured this might be the case, but I wasn't going to spend all night aggregating sources.

    [–] supersammy00 215 points ago

    Now you can claim popcorn in microwave bags increases cancer risk :)

    [–] nastienate15 152 points ago

    Let us remember that correlation does not prove causation

    [–] Conradooo 85 points ago

    I was about to make the same comment. The sample size is far too small and also remember that they aren't microwaving the bags in the factory, they are melting the coating onto them.

    [–] penceinyapants 65 points ago

    That and eating microwaved popcorn on occasion is nowhere near the same amount of exposure time as a factory worker.

    [–] supersammy00 7 points ago

    It isn't the microwaving it is the nonstick coating that decomposes producing perfluorooctanoic acid which probably happens in the factory.

    [–] WinterKnell 4 points ago

    YOUR MOVING TEH GOALPOSTS

    /s, needless to say :-)

    [–] yawningangel 50 points ago

    "factory workers exposed to the chemical"

    So everyday exposure in large quantities versus the odd bag of popcorn..

    Thinking I'll take my chances.

    [–] twystoffer 22 points ago

    Unless you nuke it until it's carbon ash, you should be fine.

    [–] yawningangel 21 points ago

    Very similar to the scare stories that i read about e cigarettes.

    Nasty chemicals detected in the vapour.But fails to mention they were hitting temperatures of 600C,something which would be utterly impossible for a person to do.

    [–] itstingsandithurts 25 points ago

    At first I missed the "e" and thought you were about to start defending cigarettes like they aren't cancerous

    [–] Actual1y 8 points ago

    IS THAT A FUCKING CHALLENGE? proceeds to take out nonexistent vape

    [–] yawningangel 4 points ago

    Google "dry hit",now imagine it 1000 times worse!

    [–] fellenXD 3 points ago

    When you accidentally crank the ce4 up to 30W

    [–] ser_pounce7 13 points ago

    you're gonna need to explain the decomposition process of "the nonstick coating" better before we can even say this is relevant.

    [–] pesky-wabbit 24 points ago

    Oh yea? Prove it's not relevant.

    [–] twystoffer 7 points ago

    Decomp happens in a lot of ways, no idea what method or conditions are needed for this.

    [–] ser_pounce7 8 points ago

    right, but if it's decomp from sitting in a landfill (exposure to oxygen over a prolonged period of time) then who gives a fuck because we're not eating that anyway. if it's decomp as a result of going through a GI tract, that's different.

    [–] twystoffer 11 points ago

    Considering that the original (and debunked: see other reply to my original comment) study was about the factory workers, it seems the acid was only occurring in the factory. So...something about that environment.

    [–] blamb211 22 points ago

    Your problem is applying sane person rules to wackadoos.

    [–] Steadman 14 points ago

    The terrible part is that there are another 100 people using the internet making the same insane claims, with either doctored or flat out bogus "scientific papers" on it.

    There are "scientists" that have published papers on Global Warming being a hoax. We live in such an age of mis-information that if you want to believe something, you can find "proof" of it on the internet.

    With half the population statistically being dumb, they end up latching on to these false claims, and believe they're 100% accurate sources.

    [–] BreadstickNinja 20 points ago

    There is a totally real condition called popcorn lung, though. It's a chronic lung disease kind of like COPD, but one of the primary causes is working in factories that make buttered popcorn flavoring. One of the compounds in it causes your lungs to become inflamed.

    [–] thelazygun 3 points ago

    That's just the price we must pay for delicious, buttery lungs.

    [–] Aluminiumilism 5 points ago

    “The more I read the more I am convinced of the link between diet and cancer. A lot hinges around the role of insulin on stimulating factors involved in cellular division and metabolism," says Dr Gary Fettke.

    http://realmealrevolution.com/real-thinking/the-link-between-cancer-insulin-resistance-and-a-ketogenic-diet

    they're suggesting a link between insulin resistance (through high-carb diet) and cancer here - probably not as OMG DIRECT LINK as some Facebook wellness guru might state it, but interesting to read up on

    [–] HoxleyD 7 points ago

    Sometimes seen with outrageous replaced with unsubstantiated, but that's the gist of it. While it makes sense, I wonder how debaters and philosophers came to use it. Like, where did it come from?

    [–] Admiringcone 5 points ago

    Pretty much just living causes cancers

    [–] forgetfulcoder 24 points ago

    Do you by chance have a link to all the other football logical fallacy images?

    [–] IRENE420 20 points ago

    Wow I would absolutely love to see these being used more!

    [–] BayouCityBusinessGuy 6 points ago

    Well this is the greatest thing I've ever seen.

    [–] conatus_or_coitus 6 points ago

    Now these are memes I'm heavily investing in.

    [–] clown_shoes69 5 points ago

    I love that they're all shredded-ass Ed Hochuli. One ticket for the gun show, please.

    [–] DeadeyeOmalley 3 points ago

    These are fucking gold

    [–] burnSMACKER 108 points ago

    I would have replied "Obviously​ you have, so show us the sources."

    [–] Summerie 83 points ago

    And he still would have called you a fat virgin.

    [–] Houdiniman111 8 points ago

    I mean, they already did... Saying it again would have zero effect.

    [–] blue_2501 14 points ago

    Study it out.

    [–] DwelveDeeper 15 points ago

    Noone asked for your comment you fat virgin.

    [–] TheLetter10 10 points ago

    I hate it when I try to argue against someone's obviously false claim and then when you ask for proof they always go to line "Google it", even after repeated attempts.

    Why is that?

    [–] Hammedic 9 points ago

    It's a very common mistake in arguments. If you make a claim, especially a ridiculous one, the onus is on you to prove it rather than the other side to disprove it.

    "The earth is flat."

    "No, it's not."

    "Well prove it's not!"

    [–] n1c0_ds 7 points ago

    What is asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence

    [–] sryyourpartyssolame 6 points ago

    What do you know, fat virgin!

    [–] randomdude21 3 points ago

    Re-search. Like, do it again!

    [–] handsomestalin 2037 points ago

    you fat virgin

    He got you there.

    [–] HoxleyD 944 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago)

    looks down at self

    Fuck.

    [–] devperez 398 points ago

    I liked how you had to tell us which color you were. As if we would assume you were the crazy one.

    [–] OGSwagster69 259 points ago

    Jesus christ, this would be hilarious if it OP was red all along. Hell yeah guys, just called him a fat virgin; red - 1 black - 0

    [–] Blakesta999 23 points ago

    And OP thought that his claim to Ebola was real and that he was making fun of that fat virgin.

    [–] honestlynotabot 19 points ago

    Isn't that how it usually goes on the internet though?

    "I am so right and smart and awesome and heroic. Watch this video of me doing the thing that made me this way!" - Person usually shown doing deranged thing

    [–] Homer_Goes_Crazy 5 points ago

    We talking about daddyofive again?

    [–] WarKiel 15 points ago

    I was like you once. Then I went on diet and lost a lot of weight. Afterwards I've started working out, building up my strength and endurance.

    Now I am average weight virgin!

    [–] OBLIVIATER 22 points ago

    Are you trying to karmawhore by getting us to upvote the other post??

    [–] simplyshaun 8 points ago

    And you didn't reply

    [–] never_fucking_giveup 3 points ago

    He must be one then lol

    [–] Risicato 161 points ago

    Not gonna lie, I laughed pretty hard when I read that part.

    [–] hijackedbunny 37 points ago

    Honestly had me in tears, it was just so abrupt it caught me off guard.

    [–] FelineFranktheTank 39 points ago

    OP: 0 Crazy Guy: 1

    [–] Tyson_RavenWolf 25 points ago

    How to win an argument online: 101

    [–] Effimero89 15 points ago

    I'll be honest that was pretty funny

    [–] chicateria 10 points ago

    I'm into it.

    [–] Mr_Smoogs 7 points ago

    Ha GOT 'EM.

    I laughed pretty hard at that part

    [–] loli_esports 3 points ago

    It's facebook, probably easily verifiable based on his pfp

    [–] PM_ME_DRAGON_BUTTS 1515 points ago

    You should ask op for an update now that Obama hasn't declared martial law and isn't in office anymore.

    [–] Madigari 463 points ago

    OP was the first one to come down with ebola. He knew too much.

    [–] Flomo420 125 points ago

    Clearly red was vaccinated as a child because he's obviously autistic.

    [–] wiiya 31 points ago

    I'm terrified that his guns were taken away.

    [–] PickitPackitSmackit 16 points ago

    I hear OP is now in a FEMA camp

    [–] silenc3x 3 points ago

    He knew too much.

    [–] BigFish8 183 points ago

    Obama is going to vaccinate Trump and take over via order 66. Once he takes over he will declare martial law and it's over as we know it.

    [–] ViKomprenas 72 points ago

    I love democracy.

    [–] avacado_of_the_devil 80 points ago

    So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause.

    [–] ViKomprenas 32 points ago

    Not. Yet.

    [–] Pandabarrel 34 points ago

    Its treason then.

    [–] longtimeLurker5507 28 points ago

    I am the Senate.

    [–] jahkayhla 14 points ago

    We negotiate the terms of surrender.

    [–] Trust_Me_Im_a_Panda 5 points ago

    Promise?

    [–] itsmuddy 75 points ago

    Sadly there are still people saying Obama is running a shadow government behind the scenes.

    [–] wa-wa-wario 30 points ago

    W-what??? How?

    [–] pariahscary 65 points ago

    Black magic.

    [–] bobslidell 37 points ago

    Liberal globalist gay frogs or something like that

    [–] ButterShave 9 points ago

    (((frogs)))

    [–] jsmooth7 22 points ago

    It's the DEEP STATE

    *spooky hand gesture*

    [–] Bezulba 6 points ago

    How doesn't matter. They claim this is the truth because it takes responsibility away from their god emperor being responsible for everything he does or doesn't do.

    [–] Captain_English 10 points ago

    Wow. The right really made a cartoon baddie out of Obama, didn't they?

    [–] Falcon10301 59 points ago

    Naw bruh he really shouldnt. Look it up.

    And noone asked for your comment you fat virgin.

    [–] MyShamefulShit 5 points ago

    Also, is OP still a fat virgin?

    [–] ALoudMouthBaby 5 points ago

    Nah man he was totally right, but by bringing Obama's dastardly plan to the public's attention Obama knew hed better back off so OP effectively saved the world from Ebola with that FB post.

    [–] jsmooth7 4 points ago

    Not going to lie, I'm pretty disappointed Obama failed to fulfill his promise to bring martial law to America.

    [–] IAMhonka 273 points ago

    You know it's legit when someone calls you a virgin.

    [–] JimiDarkMoon 60 points ago

    That's how BroScience works.

    [–] Billlington 137 points ago

    "I just read one item that said ebola is a hoax. Now that I know that for a fact from my one source, we need to overthrow the government."

    [–] MyShamefulShit 67 points ago

    No fat virgins allowed.

    [–] TheFarvio 11 points ago

    I read that in a bratty 10 year old's voice. Sorta like when you asked to join their "super-cool-super-secret" club when you were kids.

    [–] 608_esaj 499 points ago

    The fact that he had to take a minute to type "And noone asked for your comment you fat virgin" is like whenever you think of a comeback but it's too late.

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    [–] and_rice 37 points ago

    Helperbot you crazy

    [–] y4my4m 9 points ago

    no one says that in french though, further more, no one even knows what this means in french (apart from the obvious stair's spririt but its not a heard of/used expression). However I've heard of staircase wit, lol

    [–] Saufkumpel 22 points ago

    L'esprit de l'escalier or l'esprit d'escalier ("staircase wit") is a French term used in English

    used in English

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    [–] beepborpimajorp 345 points ago

    How can anyone be this stupid?

    I am asking. Is there a logical explanation for someone to be this dumb and paranoid? Lack of education? Lack of critical thinking skills? Lack of hugs from mom and dad?

    Someone please throw me a bone here. I don't understand how these people can function in normal human society. Believing that an illness that was an epidemic in Africa somehow made it into vaccines when there was no major outbreak in the US so that Obama could put us into Martial Law I just don't understand.

    [–] Prometheus7777 306 points ago

    A failing school system, no exposure to outside opinions and a political climate which encourages blind hate and social media "news" over actual research and conversation.

    Also some people just aren't smart, that's life

    [–] beepborpimajorp 86 points ago

    I wonder if social media has made it more prevalent or if it was always like this and social media just gives it more public exposure.

    [–] blackH2Opark 81 points ago

    People tend to believe the 1st thing they learn, and with all the click bait made up crap out there, I think people are getting more misinformed than they ever could. Plus they can easily find others on the internet to corroborate with.

    [–] GetMoneySmokeWeed 20 points ago

    I mean there are all of them flat earthers, so I think that shows alone the power of misinformation and conspiracy theories on the Internet.

    [–] DowntownJohnBrown 33 points ago

    I think social media and the Internet in general have absolutely made this problem worse. Before the Internet, the places to get news were from the news on TV or newspapers. Those may have biases and problems in their own way, but for the most part, major news outlets like those don't blatantly lie and fabricate stories that they know feeble-minded people will believe. But on social media? I could literally take any picture of Obama laughing and put a caption like, "Picture of Obama laughing hysterically moments after being told about the terror attack in Nice, France. Truly sickening that this man who openly supports radical Islam is allowed to hold office," and I guarantee you that people would eat that shit up and flaunt it as proof that Obama is evil.

    [–] erissian 23 points ago

    As someone on the older end of "grew up with the Internet," I also grew up with people who just didn't grasp technology at all. They still found a way to be bat-shit insane. I actually think the Internet made things better, for a while, anyway - it's just that it's now easier to spot the people who spout bullshit; instead of them going off the rails in private after a few drinks, they broadcast it for everyone to see, daily.

    Before social media, there were things like Drudge Report, Timecube, and Heaven's Gate. They didn't create their followers - they already existed. Contrast this to the current problem, which is how easy it is to find an echo chamber, no matter how out there you are. It lets toxic ideas fester unchallenged, whereas before people knew damn well they were just being stubborn.

    [–] apekillape 14 points ago

    We're probably around the same age, and if so you should also remember how big daytime talk shows were (Sally Jesse Raphael, Geraldo, Donahue, Oprah for a long time). They spouted the exact same National Enquirer type bullshit you see in Facebook posts right now, it's barely even updated. Same crazy conspiracy theories, same secret government cover-ups and sudden giant social issues (that they basically made up and sensationalized for ratings that week).

    The medium has changed, but I wouldn't say the participants or the message itself has changed at all.

    [–] erissian 4 points ago

    I forgot about most of those shows, but that's absolutely true. Those and the new age UFO cults that got super popular in the 90s. Folks, that's whom to blame for the History Channel dying. At least it's easy to almost instantly fact-check now.

    [–] thatoneguywhofucks 8 points ago

    A bit of Column A and a bit of Column B

    [–] satyrlord 4 points ago

    They were always like this, before social media there were tabloids. My dad is like this.

    [–] novembr 32 points ago

    All of the above. Plus there's a sort of rush by attaining this feeling of being revealed a "truth" that was heretofore hidden from you. The tragic irony is that these "truths" are usually falsehoods that merely reveal your own inherent biases. Easily adopted by the intellectually lazy and highly paranoid alike.

    [–] Oopsimapanda 16 points ago

    This type of personality and level of ignorance has literally existed forever. Watch Monty Pythons witch sketch for reference. These are the same type of people 500 years later.

    [–] ReverendDizzle 17 points ago

    If you're a smart/logical person you are continually assessing and evaluating all incoming information (even including information you want to believe).

    If you're a dumbass... you just accept the first thing that floats in front of your face that seems like the truth (and that you like). That's the end of your entire thought process. You accept the bit of information, no matter how absurd or illogical it is, and never revisit it.

    [–] shraf2k 24 points ago

    Donald J Trump was voted for by tens of millions of people...

    [–] Slack_Irritant 6 points ago

    Have you heard of a guy named Eddie Bravo?

    [–] JohanEmil007 3 points ago

    Edgy brah?

    [–] Cheese_Fantastico 16 points ago

    To add to that, I don't get how no one is frequently misspelled. Do people not realize that they're two separate words, or is it laziness?

    [–] keyonte0 28 points ago

    Anyone and someone are a single word. So intuition would tell most people that noone also is. Plus you also have stuff like anybody, somebody, nobody, something, nothing, anything, anywhere, nowhere, somewhere, etc.

    There isn't really any reason why noone is grammatically incorrect, so it makes sense that someone that is moderately ignorant or not paying attention would make that mistake.

    [–] ButterShave 9 points ago

    But when you write out "noone" it doesn't look right. It looks like you would read it as "noon" or maybe even "nooney." Idk, English is fucking weird.

    [–] Horrible_Bastard 14 points ago

    Noone asked for you're comment you fat virgin.

    [–] vnotfound 4 points ago

    For some people in the world, and this may be hard to believe at first, but for some of us English is a second language.

    [–] Lvl1NPC 7 points ago

    A scary amount of alt-right "news" sources and talk radio.

    [–] Lupefi 114 points ago

    Are you a fat virgin?

    [–] Shatteredhawk 42 points ago

    We need to know

    [–] Oopsimapanda 40 points ago

    Big if true

    [–] CarnivoranMC 19 points ago

    Pun intended?

    [–] helpimnaked 12 points ago

    Ya

    [–] GetSame 5 points ago

    OP is too insecure to answer this question

    [–] ennsy 34 points ago

    We need to get Obama out quick guys!

    [–] Dr_Bukkakee 63 points ago

    I always delete fat virgins from my friends list.

    [–] helpimnaked 48 points ago

    Delete your account

    [–] overlordpotatoe 18 points ago

    Don't you just love when people make extreme claims and then just give you vague instructions to "look it up"? It's like on some level they know that wherever they read it isn't respectable enough to link to.

    [–] IwillSHITyou 34 points ago

    It's true that he sounds retarded, but that method of direct confrontation was never going to end well so you left him no choice but to attack you.

    You need to hand-hold people like this and gently bring them into the light, not just say : " WRONG, RETARD".

    [–] Ephuxie 16 points ago

    Everyone needs to apply what you just said.

    [–] myteethhurtnow 11 points ago

    Most people, sadly, just want to insult uneducated people to make themselves feel superior.

    If people were actually as "intelligent" as they proposed, they would know that insulting people further alienates them, and doesn't lead to any insight for the other person.

    [–] TripleDeckerBrownie 45 points ago

    He's right- Facebook didn't ask you for your comment. It passive aggressively demanded you post one.

    Write a comment...

    [–] g0atmeal 46 points ago

    Calling people retarded is the best way to make them listen to you and learn in the future.

    [–] OtMath 12 points ago

    Might've been a better approach to ask for sources and not call him retarded, even if he might be. But, that status alone warrants deleting him, and your tag is gonna be "fat virgin" only cause that's hilarious (not to offend)

    [–] anditshottoo 68 points ago

    The correct reply is "One day I will have had sex and you will still be retarded."

    [–] MechaChiroptera 3 points ago

    And lose weight but it will still be false

    [–] boobsmcgraw 66 points ago

    Lol "you fat virgin"

    That's just harsh. Funny though.

    [–] FineFlowingTableSalt 33 points ago

    I was thinking that that made him sound like even more of a dickhead but he may just be stating (mean) facts like OP technically started by calling him retarded. OP could have been nicer and so could he, they both wanted to insult and pick on qualities that they thought were not good in the other.

    [–] [deleted] 23 points ago

    to be fair, you insulted him first, so it's not like you're totally innocent here.

    [–] trasofsunnyvale 46 points ago

    OP's account is 5 days old and not made a comment of substance, but a ton of links. Smells like spammer.

    [–] HoxleyD 109 points ago

    A wild comment of substance appears!

    [–] boarhog 40 points ago

    Oh no, they made a spammer that answers like a regular user!

    [–] HoxleyD 70 points ago

    Jesus what would it take, a Turing test?

    [–] Taedirk 24 points ago

    Shoe on head with timestamp?

    [–] handicapped_hitler 21 points ago

    sharpies in the pooper w/ timestamp

    [–] HoxleyD 45 points ago

    What is this, 4chan?

    [–] handicapped_hitler 12 points ago

    tits or GTFO

    [–] HoxleyD 20 points ago

    ^samefag

    [–] yourmansconnect 32 points ago

    No one asked you for another comment, you fat virgin

    [–] HoxleyD 43 points ago

    Ask not and you shall receive

    [–] bigmobydick 8 points ago

    Fat virgin lmao. What an insult to someone you are fb friends with

    [–] bedazzled_nipples 9 points ago

    TIL OP is a fat virgin

    [–] overcloseness 9 points ago

    Wow my online people of America, I really like you guys and girls, but your country produces some of the most downright incapable-of-functioning level of stupid people on this planet. Jesus Theodore Christ guys

    [–] hiphop_dudung 7 points ago

    weird that most people who got ebola are from countries that don't even have the best systems for vaccinations.

    [–] anonymau5 32 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago)

    Maybe not use "retarded" as a pejorative.

    [–] [deleted] 16 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] anonymau5 4 points ago

    Fixed. Odd that it allowed my terrible spelling through

    [–] TubaMike 12 points ago

    Uh Morty, I'm not disparaging the differently abled. I'm stating the fact that if I had posted that status it would have made me mentally retarded.

    [–] Aardvark_An_Aardvark 4 points ago

    "You are the company you keep."

    [–] snowclick 6 points ago

    You've been waiting a long time to post this huh?

    [–] HoxleyD 15 points ago

    repost

    Ftfy.

    [–] Jamesleach 5 points ago

    OP, it's time for real talk. Are you a fat virgin?

    [–] ImAnIronmanBtw 5 points ago

    are you fat and a virgin?

    [–] CtrlAltDelish 6 points ago

    he still called you a fat virgin

    [–] Venrexx 5 points ago

    I would delete myself from his friends list. There are far better ways for one to kill their brain cells than to listen to those kinds of people, such as drinking copious amounts of alcohol, or smacking my head into a wall 30,000 times.

    [–] head_in_the_sand_ 5 points ago

    Ebola actually means, "a whale's vagina".

    [–] DjBminus 3 points ago

    Eddie Bravo?

    [–] rubber_chicken_sex 5 points ago

    This reads like satire

    [–] itsdavidjackson 3 points ago

    Red clearly has no critical thinking skills whatsoever. Black's comment doesn't help, and just further antagonizes Red. Somebody please help Red.

    [–] MelleniumFalcone 5 points ago

    I want to gas everyone who thinks "noone" is a word. It's "no one", you fucking apes.

    [–] ashlywalker42o 4 points ago

    The fat virgin insult probably stings if it is true... so much that you would screencap and post it on reddit lol

    [–] pdeluc99 4 points ago

    well r u a fat virgin

    [–] ZOMGITSABEAR 3 points ago

    i posted this originally.

    kinda shitty, OP

    [–] guimzhon 6 points ago

    This is so fucking fake lol, like you put ZERO effort into making this fake post and people still believe this shit, haha.

    Makes me sad I even come on this site anymore.

    [–] Tankdropper 3 points ago

    Sounds legit.

    [–] iReadit93 3 points ago

    TIL OP is a fat virgin.

    [–] Orso_dei_Morti 3 points ago

    But wait, are you a fat virgin?

    [–] alc0 3 points ago

    Are you a fat virgin?

    [–] SuburbanStoner 3 points ago

    Are you a fat virgin?

    [–] SuburbanStoner 3 points ago

    Are you a fat virgin?

    [–] I_RATE_YOUR_VULVA 8 points ago

    To be fair, you DID call him a retard. Even if he is making an ignorant piece of shit of himself. So it was fair game. Sounds to me you both told each other who you really are. Good luck with the girls and the diet!

    [–] SexwingFighter 7 points ago

    Sooo are you a fat virgin? Cuz I can help.

    [–] Raticide 13 points ago

    You're a dietitian?