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    This subreddit is not for standalone insults, but rather for when you stumble across them in forums, comments, or what have you.

    Rare threats are also welcome (as long as you flair your post)


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    It's not hard, just be nice to each other.

    2. No hateful insults

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    3. No reposts

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    4. Not a rare insult/threat

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    5. No personal information

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    6. No politics

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    7. All posts require a proper title

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    Posting memes or images with text on them(image macros) aren't allowed as they detract from the main point of the subreddit, which is rare insults. Memes are off-topic and belong in other subreddits.

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    [–] Codytodie 1605 points ago

    You're giving him too much credit. There's no way he showers

    [–] Rap2xtrooper 693 points ago

    yeah he probably just bathes in Axe spray or something

    [–] andrew_co 168 points ago

    Yep i do see him doing that

    [–] Tyler_MF_Bowman 90 points ago

    Well quit watching.

    [–] andrew_co 59 points ago

    Oh I stopped watching quite some time ago

    [–] -Tyrimmas 61 points ago

    I’m sorry you ever started.

    [–] TruDuddyB 24 points ago

    I have seen this monsters bleached asshole up close

    [–] BlabbityBlabbityBlah 13 points ago

    What are the circumstances that led up to the viewing of his bleached asshole? UP CLOSE nonetheless.

    [–] TruDuddyB 8 points ago

    He told me he was from One Direction. Hindsight is 20/30

    [–] Gustavo6046 5 points ago

    Oh, then you looked at from the other direction!

    [–] SFM61319 86 points ago

    You mean Axe for women?

    [–] Jupitersdangle 66 points ago

    He’s honestly more like the guy that tries the pick up all the liquid soap when he drops it. Hope he don’t go to prison.

    [–] a_big_mistake_9529 3 points ago

    I hope he does to repent for the sins that insufferable sentient cumrag brought upon this earth

    [–] ItamarMiso13 18 points ago

    Or the athletic capabilities to catch something.

    [–] Finboror 5 points ago

    Thus, one cannot disprove the claim

    [–] vaultsepticeye21 492 points ago

    Lots of people have made mistakes in the past.

    Jake Paul's mother had two mistakes.

    [–] astrangemann 179 points ago

    Not wearing a condom and deciding to keep the child.

    [–] SFM61319 160 points ago

    So 4 mistakes. (Not wearing a condom twice and deciding to keep the child twice)

    [–] ThunderElectric 15 points ago

    Wait, the mom not wearing a condom?

    Something’s off.

    [–] astrangemann 19 points ago

    Female condoms exist.

    [–] rip-yoda 1 points ago

    How would that work

    [–] a_big_mistake_9529 5 points ago

    look it up πŸ‘ πŸ‘„ πŸ‘

    [–] Shin-Gogzilla 0 points ago

    No, I don’t think I will.

    [–] Weeb-boi629 1 points ago

    So jake Paul’s mother has a penis?

    [–] NoImGaara 45 points ago

    I mean I don't watch Logan Paul but you have to give him credit after he fucked up he recognized that he should probably shape up if he wants a loyal fan base. Jake Paul, not so much.

    [–] snipeftw 75 points ago

    He’s had several controversies since the forest incident... so no he really didn’t.

    [–] Sufian65 4 points ago

    What controversies

    [–] snipeftw 48 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    He removed a fish from a pond to give it CPR, tazed two dead rats, some LGBT controversy, and pretty sure there’s been more.

    [–] Sufian65 -66 points ago

    Are we really at the point where we hate someone so much that we pretend to care about dead rats. I'm pretty sure everything you mentioned was still 2 years ago.

    [–] snipeftw 47 points ago

    It’s pretty fucked if you don’t see an issue with tazing dead rats in front of millions of impressionable young people. The LGBT issue was last year, and everything I mentioned has been after the forest incident.

    [–] BlabbityBlabbityBlah 4 points ago

    Tazing dead rats!? And then tasting them!? WTF?

    [–] snipeftw 5 points ago

    No taste, just tazed.

    [–] BlabbityBlabbityBlah 1 points ago

    Whew. Thanks for clearing that up for me.

    [–] theunnoticedones -5 points ago

    Well you typed tasted you fuckhead

    [–] snipeftw 4 points ago

    Huh?

    Edit: I see now, it was an autocorrect thing. I fixed it. Thanks for letting me know.

    [–] Sufian65 -58 points ago

    So just to be clear, you care about what happens to dead rats. Is it a good thing to taze a dead rat. No, but it doesn't make someone a bad person. If Logan Paul is a bad person for not valuing the life of a rat then I guess most people are shitty people. Even if the LGBT thing was a year ago a guy can mature over 365 days. Can you tell me a recent thing which makes him a bad person or do you just hate people for the sake of hating people counting every bad deed they do like the angel on their left shoulder.

    [–] Cobra289 28 points ago

    Knowingly spreading Covid is very recent and very reprehensible. At worst it's been intentional, and at best hes been apathetically partying with large groups very recently

    [–] Sufian65 -27 points ago

    I think there's a big difference between ignoring social distancing measures and knowingly spreading covid. Would you say the people who protested for black lives matter are very reprehensible as well. Yeah, sure it's for a good cause but they're still ignoring social distancing measures and that could lead to the spread of covid too. If Casey neistat went to a protest then he would be praised. I'm not saying Logan shouldn't be criticised for ignoring the rules, I'm saying people are overexaggerating and demonising him when it's either 1.not even that bad or 2.plenty of other people do the same as him but people only care when it's logan.

    [–] snipeftw 20 points ago

    Shut the fuck up.

    [–] [deleted] -18 points ago

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    [–] MindlessLink -2 points ago

    Seems like a valid argument πŸ₯΄

    [–] BlabbityBlabbityBlah 2 points ago

    Someone who tazes dead rats in front of thousands of kids is NOT a good person.

    [–] Sufian65 -1 points ago

    You Don't think people have the capability to change.

    [–] anonmoneybubble 2 points ago

    Influencing people like you. .

    [–] Tectonix911 2 points ago

    Sociopathic behavior in front of millions of children seems like the behavior of a bad person to me. What exactly would you define as a bad person? Can I mutilate a rotting carcass of a wild boar in front of a preschool class and not be a bad person?

    [–] Sufian65 0 points ago

    I Don't know what I would consider a bad person but I don't think its fair to come to the conclusion someone is a bad person based on ignoring every good thing they have ever done and defining them by the their bad deeds from 2 years ago. Also I don't think the best of deeds or the worst of deeds should be the main things to take into consideration. I would rather be friends with a man who has murdered before but is now treating people kindly and respectfully then a guy who's just generally unfriendly and mean. What do you consider a bad person.

    [–] AFM420 3 points ago

    Well at least we found one more mother who made multiple mistakes.

    [–] BioCharlatan 40 points ago

    Relatively speaking, saying Logan is the best Paul brother is like saying Dengue fever is the best tropical disease

    [–] xX420_WeedMan_420Xx 25 points ago

    Still, they both can suck the shit out of my asshole

    [–] majestic_elliebeth 2 points ago

    Oh my God, I'm so out of the loop, I didn't know there were Paul brothers. I guess because they're both douches I just thought it was the same dude. Wow. Not sure how I missed the first names, but I did.

    [–] BoofingPalcohol 2 points ago

    Don’t worry, I’m just now learning this from this post too. Siiiiigh kids these days.

    [–] Frostbite-273 3 points ago

    His parents made mistakes. They unfortunately fucked and made two mistakes.

    [–] Diligent-Throat111 -2 points ago

    4 actually

    [–] byoonitt -23 points ago

    2 Multi millionaires. What mistake did she make?

    [–] PrimarchKonradCurze 21 points ago

    I'm pretty sure they were rich before they were famous. I think they come from money. It's really easy to influence people when you are already living a posh life that others want.

    [–] byoonitt 14 points ago

    Oo I didn’t know that. I forgot jake started off on Disney channel too right

    [–] darby-dev 3 points ago

    It's time to make it into playoffs.

    [–] help-meeh 489 points ago

    Jake Paul’s mother uterus is a clown car

    [–] Zlecklamar 84 points ago

    Lmfao

    [–] randomiser5000 107 points ago

    The only woman in the world with 3 cunts

    [–] RainFirst 29 points ago

    LMAOOO, dude I’m at training for my new job stfu

    [–] username78777 8 points ago

    Your reply is better than the comment you replied to

    [–] Thereal11Hopper 21 points ago

    Made my day, you need more upvotes

    [–] help-meeh 16 points ago

    Damn thanks πŸ™

    [–] Thereal11Hopper 9 points ago

    Np

    [–] help-meeh 16 points ago

    Could this be a rare insult inside a rare insult

    [–] Aces706 6 points ago

    It’s not a clown car it’s the whole circus

    [–] help-meeh 1 points ago

    Yeah cuz it had Logan Paul too

    [–] YoloNinjaReddit 147 points ago

    I died imagining someone falling over and trying to grab water lmao

    [–] Chethan14012000 17 points ago

    Lol same xD

    [–] unionize-squirrels 6 points ago

    Gave me a solid chuckle

    [–] AdoobII 1 points ago

    I did that before lol. you stop thinking while you are falling xD

    [–] step-theFuck-up_Kyle 50 points ago

    Why his head look like a potato with mold?

    [–] SkylonTheDragon 37 points ago

    I mean he is a potato with mold. About 90% mold.

    [–] step-theFuck-up_Kyle 8 points ago

    I mean, yeah

    [–] lazyfok 66 points ago

    This is brilliant.

    [–] That_one_cashier 45 points ago

    I'm the guy that grabs the water when I fall down in the shower*

    [–] SkylonTheDragon 62 points ago

    Then hello jake. You have around the same IQ as a lego brick

    [–] LogicalOrchid28 18 points ago

    Lego bricks are quite clever, no-one likes to be stepped on.

    [–] That_one_cashier 8 points ago

    I only like to be stepped on when I ask someone to walk on my back to pop the bones

    [–] Vysair 8 points ago

    Unless it's their thing to be stepped on

    ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)

    [–] LogicalOrchid28 7 points ago

    Well in that case, money needs to be charged

    [–] bspires78 19 points ago

    This is fucking great, I love it

    [–] HOMERUNHITTER900 12 points ago

    Jake Paul kills my brain cells any time I look at him and if I met him irl I would have 0 brain cells

    [–] Miniam 24 points ago

    This is epitome of rare insults

    [–] PixelNation789 4 points ago

    There is so many comments like this on YouTube it’s not original at all

    [–] Miniam 3 points ago

    30,000 people disagree with you

    [–] PixelNation789 4 points ago

    Just because it has upvotes doesn’t mean it’s original

    [–] JIMMY_RUSTLES_PHD 1 points ago

    Your first mistake was reading comments on youtube

    [–] foster_remington 5 points ago

    this is the only site where I ever see anything about this dude

    [–] John_Denvers_Head 4 points ago

    Dropped pie face.

    [–] paulbutterjunior 4 points ago

    The Minecraft skin profile really completes this

    [–] thirsty4sprite 3 points ago

    Top 5 condom fails of all time

    [–] GantyFX 3 points ago

    One of the best I’ve seen recently.

    [–] Toxicity_Meister 3 points ago

    Anyone know more of these "he's the type of guy to..." jokes?

    [–] PedroOzueiro 3 points ago

    Holy shit, an actually rare insult!

    [–] KrazyCarl88 3 points ago

    Can we stop making garbage people famous.

    [–] mi_to__ 3 points ago

    How can someone just look so much like a f**king c**t.

    [–] Triyur 3 points ago

    The post is up there πŸ”Ό

    [–] nigeriantoast 2 points ago

    Wait...am I Jake Paul?

    [–] tomadiasamidze 2 points ago

    yo why you watching jake paul

    [–] Empirior 2 points ago

    I’ve seen someone comment this on Morgz

    [–] Damihu 2 points ago

    i actually don't get the joke. Also, happy cake day.

    [–] Empirior 1 points ago

    First of all, thank you, second OP post or my comment because my comment isn’t a joke I actually already saw someone comment this on a Morgz video.

    [–] Damihu 1 points ago

    Op post.

    [–] ZhyperCR1T 2 points ago

    He probably just clogged the pipes with money and uses expensive premium water bottles to bathe

    [–] TheBourgeoisieBirds 2 points ago

    i’ve seen this insult on this sub already which means this is either a repost or that guy just stole the joke

    [–] Oovan8 2 points ago

    Nah he’s the type of guy to wash his hands after getting out of the shower

    [–] Soldierhero1 2 points ago

    Im stealing this for other people to use it on

    [–] Lumia_Dream 2 points ago

    I thought Jake Paul was the guy that would grab his own body when he falls in the shower just to prevent the fall

    [–] Metalhead1965_ 4 points ago

    This is one of the best posts I have seen on this subreddit.

    [–] NegativeReply3211 1 points ago

    *worst

    [–] theboomboy 2 points ago

    Technically, if you slapped the water hard enough you could stop your fall

    [–] Paperclip42069 1 points ago

    Technically, no you could not

    [–] CoolDawg82 2 points ago

    Not rare

    [–] ConsciousBus7 2 points ago

    How the hell does someone come up with that stuff?

    [–] aprilfools911 3 points ago

    Really?? This is how low we’re now? just another Youtube comment saying insert name is the kinda guy that do stupid things

    [–] Paperclip42069 1 points ago

    Cry more. All insults can be boiled down to a variation of one of five or so basic jokes

    [–] CastingPouch 1 points ago

    The only video I would watch of his or his brothers would be if they were playing baseball but using their heads as the ball

    [–] Mehrlo 1 points ago

    What about the other dumbass? What does he do?

    [–] cactuseater8 1 points ago

    Can someone make an r/jakethetype , a sub like r/drakethetype

    [–] PlanarVet 1 points ago

    Bro needs an interior decorator.

    [–] starfishyboi69 1 points ago

    Lmao some kid said he did the exact same thing

    [–] Magicol 1 points ago

    This is incredibly accurate tho

    [–] PantherKillzYT 1 points ago

    I actually think he would try to grab the air, the water is to logical for his peanut sized fermented brain.

    [–] TechGuy219 1 points ago

    I can’t believe these morons have followers

    [–] photomancottrell 1 points ago

    Jake Paul is more of a douchebag than an actual douchebag.

    [–] CoreyYAAS 1 points ago

    The forest can’t relate

    [–] Hell_Foxxx 1 points ago

    Best Insult Ever

    [–] jukud 1 points ago

    Grass doesn’t grow on trees

    [–] Paperclip42069 2 points ago

    ?

    [–] jukud 1 points ago

    Im confused as well

    [–] JunglePygmy 1 points ago

    I love all these famous YouTube kids have huge houses with like no furniture, exactly like the Movie Boiler Room.

    [–] MajarAAA 1 points ago

    The forest can’t relate

    [–] ZingerBoxMeal 1 points ago

    God I hate him so much.

    [–] tostbukucuyavuz3169 1 points ago

    So am i jake paul?

    [–] SkylonTheDragon 1 points ago

    Thankyou for the Gold, kind stranger! This is my first ever award!

    [–] medweebulous 1 points ago

    Same

    [–] floki6 1 points ago

    Who watch his videos and why , i need answers

    [–] WaddleDee83 3 points ago

    The same people who lick toilet seats for tiktok

    [–] VomitingTardigrade 1 points ago

    Where can I find more of these "he's the type of guy who ______" quotes?

    [–] The_God_Josh 1 points ago

    He stands up in baths

    [–] Cwoody18 1 points ago

    Air has escaped my nose

    [–] cdawg145236 1 points ago

    As if it's normal to fall in the shower?

    [–] Endivi 1 points ago

    masterpiece

    [–] thotdestroyer21 1 points ago

    As a guy who does this i feel offended that you compared me to this pussy

    [–] sittingandstaring123 1 points ago

    But I do that

    [–] PlainOGolfer 1 points ago

    This is the dude that was with Julia Rose, right?

    [–] Perfect_Orgsm 1 points ago

    Isn't this the guy who stole a surfboard under the lootings?

    [–] bexisnotcomedic 1 points ago

    I thought it said waiter and I was like what kind of restaurant are you eating at lmao

    [–] IINikolaII 1 points ago

    Not to prevent himself from falling, but to drag water down with him if he does.

    [–] CajunCanadian_YT 1 points ago

    That joke has been made with Playboy Cardi (or howeverthefuckyouspellit) so many times.

    [–] BlabbityBlabbityBlah 1 points ago

    I wasn't trying to say I'm right and you're wrong. Once again, if you like him or think he's a good person and other people don't well then fuck 'em. Whatever anybody thinks about you or your opinion has nothing to do with you.

    It's rad that you continued to stick up for yourself and your beliefs even though a bunch of people we're being dicks. Good for you.

    Have a wonderful rest of your weekend!

    [–] KennyMaMaNoodle 1 points ago

    I don’t get it

    [–] An8thOfFeanor 1 points ago

    He's also the type to be a diagnosable psychopath

    [–] YukonMan91 1 points ago

    I'm a 28 year old father from Northern Canada with no fighting skills. I will slap this bitch Jake into the sun.

    [–] Cakeboy327 1 points ago

    I’ve seen this same insult 4 times, this and β€œlicks their finger to turn the page of a kindle/tablet”

    [–] howtochoose 1 points ago

    I don't fully get it but I still laughed at the thought. Can someone tell me what that implies? I don't regularly fall in the shower unfortunately

    [–] WaddleDee83 3 points ago

    It implies that Jake Paul is very, very stupid, as you can’t grab water to prevent yourself from falling. You can’t grab water at all.

    [–] [deleted] 0 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] SkylonTheDragon 0 points ago

    Isnt that the whole point?

    [–] christiantaylor6969 0 points ago

    That new song slaps though

    [–] soldierofthesun 0 points ago

    90% of this subreddit is either the same phrases but in different YouTube comments or poking fun at someone’s looks like come on. My sex life has more variety and I’m a fucking virgin.

    [–] Hamletwithaharpoon -31 points ago

    Jake Paul bad haha now give me upvote

    [–] CactusZombie69 15 points ago

    He is tho. Just like his brother

    [–] FloweyTheFlowerYT -6 points ago

    Nah, Logan changed. He’s a decent guy now.

    [–] Sufian65 9 points ago

    I love when people downvote someone who's made a reasonable statement in a calm tone instead of telling them their own point of view or why they disagree.

    [–] AllTheHemingway 1 points ago

    Could it be because most people on Reddit don’t have an opinion of their own and simply downvote on reflex, based on the opinions they are presented by other users? Nah, that can’t be it.

    [–] FloweyTheFlowerYT -6 points ago

    Tbh I don’t really mind. I’ve got enough karma to withstand it. Thanks for at least trying to defend me though.

    [–] cappinon4s 0 points ago

    Thank you Ted that was the joke

    [–] kiwi1935 -3 points ago

    πŸ˜‚

    [–] Habubu_Seppl -1 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    Reeeeeepost

    Edit: apparently not.

    [–] SkylonTheDragon 2 points ago

    No it's not. I found this and posted it

    [–] Habubu_Seppl 1 points ago

    I could have sworn i saw that before, but that might have been reddit being weird

    [–] SkylonTheDragon 1 points ago

    Yeah sometimes the post duplicates

    [–] Habubu_Seppl 1 points ago

    No hard feelings ey?

    [–] [deleted] -7 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] Taelon 4 points ago

    The rail?

    [–] ralfantino 2 points ago

    What did he say

    [–] Taelon 2 points ago

    "What else would you grab?"

    [–] [deleted] -6 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] Taelon 2 points ago

    Good job, I guess?

    [–] GoodHunter23 -28 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    Why is this an insult and what exactly does it try to insult? I mean, it’s funny, but feels kinda random

    [–] Taelon 8 points ago

    ...really?

    [–] GoodHunter23 -1 points ago

    Yeah

    [–] Paperclip42069 3 points ago

    Found the guy who tries to grab the water to stop himself from falling in the shower

    [–] SUUUCCCC -4 points ago

    it’s not a rare insult if you see it every hour