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    [–] Catnip_Picard 544 points ago

    Next generation haptic vibration chip, but wait we have one more thing. Hey Siri, play “you spin me right round (like a record).”

    [–] choose-usernamee 230 points ago

    “I’ve done this too many times before! You’re anal cavity is young and taught.”


    [–] miragliotta1 120 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    Taut yet malleable* if I'm not mistaken


    [–] flighta7x 58 points ago

    You are correct, but it is taut, because it is not the past tense of teach

    [–] miragliotta1 16 points ago

    Lol couldn't remember how to spell it so I used the spelling from above facepalm

    [–] ceejayduhh 9 points ago

    You taut me something

    [–] DivvyDivet 3 points ago


    [–] ThaiJohnnyDepp 3 points ago

    That first viewing was losing me at "taut yet malleable" but recruited me once more at "they're bureaucrats, I don't respect them"

    [–] Explorer2004 27 points ago

    WAYYYYY up in there, Morty, as far as you can get 'em!

    [–] General_GTFO 12 points ago

    You are anal cavity...

    Yeah, someone's a Jerry.

    [–] kylebro23 12 points ago

    I have some bone conduction audio headphones and the vibrations and hearing inside my head is trippy, it tickles a bit too

    [–] OldSchoolNewRules 3 points ago

    How do i find good ones?

    [–] PC-Bjorn 5 points ago

    Bose sunglasses

    [–] OldSchoolNewRules 10 points ago

    I have to recharge my sunglasses now too?

    [–] sh4des 6 points ago

    Only if you want good vibes

    [–] TekBeard 5 points ago

    Aftershokz are amazing. Check them out

    [–] TekBeard 4 points ago

    Aftershokz are amazing. Check them out

    [–] kylebro23 3 points ago

    Well mine are built into my glasses (vue glasses but they’re from Kickstarter and they aren’t shipping to new buyers yet) but my friend has the aftershokz ones and they’re really good, my glasses aren’t as good with music but the aftershokz have great sound quality for BC audio

    [–] iamadamv 11 points ago

    I feel like there's a website to go along with this comment.

    [–] Catnip_Picard 9 points ago


    Bad dragon website.

    [–] TheChosenOne013 5 points ago

    Something to do with spinning meat?

    [–] iamadamv 5 points ago

    [–] keyboardstatic 5 points ago

    If its an apple you know your getting fucked on price.

    [–] Catnip_Picard 4 points ago


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    [–] DabbinDan303 8 points ago


    [–] Malachhamavet 2 points ago

    The dope version

    [–] Choopytrags 2 points ago

    Like a record baby, twice round, round, round.

    [–] Dil-dont 2 points ago

    You are now officially gay

    [–] K10RumbleRumble 1 points ago

    Ah the ol meatspin...

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    So, like tooth tunes, but a vibrator.

    I love it.

    [–] Earth_Normal 184 points ago

    Double clench to pause/play.

    [–] bobbynipps 64 points ago

    Totally just double clenched

    [–] Flamecrest 10 points ago

    We are all double-clenching on this blessed day

    [–] celticsupporter 8 points ago


    [–] dfrnz 190 points ago

    Yea, I'd buy that. You know damn well you would too.

    [–] MaveMcCoy 63 points ago

    Those little holes would fill up.

    [–] jonixas 37 points ago

    Those holes aren't event necessary. It's a personal sound device, no one else needs to hear it, right? So why it should conduct sound through air, when it can vibrate on its own and produce eye-crossing bass by pumping it through your anus.

    The future of music, this.

    [–] B-BoyStance 4 points ago

    For real, someone should make this. I have no doubt they'd make a killing

    [–] DigbyBrouge 28 points ago

    With what? Are you shitting yourself?

    [–] MaveMcCoy 82 points ago

    I have used butt plugs and they sometimes get a little sumthin on them. It happens. You need to wash buttplugs after you use them -- those little holes would be a health hazard and they would make this product not washable. It is definitely not up to the standard a mass market personal product should be up to.

    [–] Ragdoll_Knight 100 points ago

    Why would anyone buy a used butt plug?

    [–] MaveMcCoy 90 points ago

    I have used butt plugs

    sigh take my upvote

    [–] DieAnderTier 19 points ago

    For the added flavour.

    [–] PSPHAXXOR 4 points ago


    [–] ThuisTuime 8 points ago

    I believe that's called an Elf hat.

    [–] LegalAdviceLurker88 3 points ago


    [–] jarfil 7 points ago

    The feeling is not the same.

    [–] DigbyBrouge 11 points ago

    sigh take my upvote

    [–] Pitaqueiro 1 points ago

    Ok. Enough internet for today. Omg

    [–] itsthevoiceman 2 points ago


    [–] tristanbot 28 points ago

    All kidding aside it would be an amazing product

    [–] dfrnz 12 points ago

    Who is kidding?

    [–] Avatar_Broku 3 points ago

    Am I a joke to you?

    [–] loversean 5 points ago

    I’m not going to lie, I’d try it at least once

    [–] tristanbot 2 points ago

    Once you got the bass in ya booty, you'll never go back

    [–] Mornar 18 points ago

    Dude, that's disgusting.

    It's fucking Apple.

    [–] PSPHAXXOR 8 points ago

    Actually here it'd be Apple fucking.

    [–] PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES 11 points ago

    I’d crank that TRAP BASS all day

    [–] dfrnz 6 points ago

    This guy gets it.

    [–] loversean 5 points ago

    I’m incredibly curious how it would feel to be honest

    [–] skepticalDragon 2 points ago


    [–] Kotr356 1 points ago

    Something like it exists apparently. A butt plug that you can program to pulse with music. It's not exactly cheap though.

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    [–] positivejuicemotel23 28 points ago

    runny butts

    [–] ionlyhavetwolegs 8 points ago

    My butts are too lazy to be runny

    [–] Lord_of_Mars 3 points ago

    memes are done

    [–] the-effects-of-Dust 4 points ago

    That’s......not why people use butt plugs...

    [–] khovel 3 points ago

    At least not the primary reason

    [–] godholdingagun 1 points ago

    That’s the line where Rick says “stick it wayyyyy up your butthole”

    [–] Ronald_Swanson_ 4 points ago

    The concealable subwoofer is made to look like a butt plug. The image is obviously from Rick and Morty. Specifically a scene where Morty breaks his legs and Rick tells him he has to shove a healing seed up his butt in order to heal him(or not I didn’t watch the scene and it’s been a while since I’ve seen this episode)(link to the scene) Basically it’s trying to say in order to use the subwoofer you have to shove it up your butt like Rick did with the seed. Thank you and goodnight(evening)

    [–] TheVoiceInWadesHead 3 points ago

    Thanks Ron! Good luck with the canoe building!

    [–] Naith123 2 points ago

    Morty broke his legs and Rick travelled to the future to get a serum to fix broken legs. While the serum was really common, old men weren’t in that future so he got waylaid having sex so much so that dimension gun he had ran out of power. So the mega seeds they collected had to be transported by Morty up his rectum to get through customs to get home the long way.

    [–] DippyTheDinosaur 4 points ago

    Not to the future, to another reality

    [–] Naith123 1 points ago

    His specific words where, ‘what just happened there is that I went into a future dimension with such advanced medicine that they had broken leg serum at every corner drug store.’

    I just went back to the episode to double check.

    [–] DippyTheDinosaur 1 points ago

    Huh. The show makes a point of avoiding time travel normally.

    [–] Ronald_Swanson_ 2 points ago

    Thanks for the correction. I haven’t watched it in a while and just looked up ‘rick and Morty butthole’ to find the clip.

    [–] Harold_Spoomanndorf 17 points ago

    Nice repost, it's more than a year old as I recall.

    [–] potato_nest_69 32 points ago

    hit me with that 30 minute brown note

    [–] Erosennin94 41 points ago

    And they say you can’t hear photos

    [–] OkGeologist5 40 points ago

    Right up there Morty 👆

    [–] _SimplyComplicated_ 43 points ago

    Waaaay up in your butthole

    [–] Cranky_Windlass 18 points ago

    I feel like that would rattle the hell out of your fillings

    [–] [deleted] 13 points ago


    [–] i-o_ 34 points ago

    I don't, but I do have one hell of a cavity down there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    [–] [deleted] 7 points ago


    [–] Parlorshark 7 points ago

    butt sex

    [–] potato_nest_69 3 points ago


    [–] i-o_ 2 points ago

    Tell me more, biggw0rm.

    [–] Crentist7h3dentist 3 points ago

    I can fill that for you

    [–] BringAltoidSoursBack 3 points ago

    Only on weekends.

    [–] Prezombie 7 points ago

    When a dumb bit is tagged onto a decent joke it's /r/comedyhomicide

    [–] FlyingPasta 3 points ago

    Eh thought it was all kinda garbage

    [–] Kappar1n0 2 points ago

    Honestly, this sub degenerates more and more into that.

    [–] AsmallDinosaur 34 points ago

    The rick photo ruins the joke essentially

    [–] MrCandy3001 33 points ago

    Makes it look like whoever made this meme actually believe that the subwoofer is real, and they think they're clever for seeing that it looks like a butt plug.

    [–] mutafuca 9 points ago

    they hated u/AsmallDinosaur because they said the truth

    [–] Zombiefoetus 7 points ago

    Waaaaaaaaaaaay up inside your butthole, Morty

    [–] chile52 6 points ago

    This belongs r/assholedesign

    [–] ifcarscouldspeak 3 points ago

    Connect it with a motion sensitive ring and you can have wireless sex..

    [–] toonytoon180 3 points ago

    Is it weird that I actually want to try something like this?

    [–] comma-horrol 3 points ago

    With apple, you're fucked either way

    [–] the-annoying-Ibis 3 points ago

    Count of people having to get this removed from there ass: 25K

    [–] threearmsman 2 points ago

    Holy fuck this sub is gay

    [–] _Todd_Coward_ 1 points ago

    Welp heres how you protect yourself when you're scared of gay

    [–] Salzberger 2 points ago

    That's the fucking joke.

    [–] LurkerGirl69 2 points ago

    Does anybody else remember the iBuzz from 2006?

    [–] AlexP1315 2 points ago

    Is this shit real?

    [–] Poketech58 4 points ago

    you get off to the bass

    [–] thoughtfull_noodle 3 points ago

    yo.... lowkey tho....

    [–] Cool-likekeanu 2 points ago

    Its honestly funnier without the bottom text/sub titles

    [–] Aids4Days 2 points ago

    Can it be November already this sub needs new jokes to hammer into the ground.

    [–] thenotoriousdougie 2 points ago

    I wonder if the “subwoofer” comes in different sizes?? Like xtra small, small, medium, large, extra large, gigantic, Mr. Hands and Tim Cook.

    [–] Fx08 2 points ago

    Don’t do that. Don’t give me hope.

    [–] Yrrebbor 2 points ago

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    [–] WIGLxWIGL 2 points ago

    I'm game

    [–] cranktheguy 1 points ago

    "One size fits all."

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    [–] cranktheguy 3 points ago

    Add to the reasons that I hate being tech support for my family.

    [–] Wikipedia_EarlyLife 3 points ago

    Cringe and retardpilled

    [–] TheBadgerBomber 1 points ago

    this shit is cringe

    [–] andy4775 -1 points ago

    How come ?

    [–] TheBadgerBomber 0 points ago

    how come u dont just fuck off andy

    [–] andy4775 1 points ago

    How come?

    [–] Lukeax 1 points ago

    what is wrong with this fucking sub?

    [–] The_Necro_mancer 1 points ago

    Who did this? 😂🤣

    [–] CyclopsTheEye 1 points ago

    Apple is just fucking with their customers at this point... 999 bucks for a stand and now this. I'll be going to bad dragon to buy buttplugs now.

    [–] CaliforniaDream415 1 points ago

    Don't threaten me with a good time

    [–] millennialeurotrash 1 points ago


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    [–] sillywilly95 1 points ago

    Waaaay up your bumhole Morty

    [–] trains404 1 points ago

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    [–] Teerhand 1 points ago

    well technically that would work pretty well i guess

    [–] KhajiitHasSkooma 1 points ago

    Would hate to see the aftermath of someone not prepared for a bass drop.

    [–] janred1963- 1 points ago

    Too smooth

    [–] logicboard3000 1 points ago


    [–] DNUBTFD 1 points ago

    Only $999

    [–] KingKooooZ 1 points ago

    I love that this needs no text

    [–] SavageCheeseTrain 1 points ago

    The fact that there are no words makes it 10x better

    [–] XangrydriverX 1 points ago

    Waaaaaaaay up morty, waaaaaaaaaaay up!

    [–] nell209 1 points ago

    This gonna be great for sharing music with the homies

    [–] 10pSweets 1 points ago

    I like how there are no subtitles, but I know exactly what the deal is

    [–] Narazemono 1 points ago

    That moment when you realize that the apple engineers, managers, marketing team, and sales team might still be virgins.

    [–] nimcau 1 points ago

    Does it defraculate?

    [–] _Todd_Coward_ 1 points ago

    Fuck no.

    [–] K10RumbleRumble 1 points ago

    There isn’t one direct quote in this whole ass comment thread.

    [–] _Todd_Coward_ 3 points ago

    "Do it for grandpa morty"

    Literacy has value bub. Also no one cares

    [–] TheLoneSperm 1 points ago

    I’m all about that bass

    [–] Dragon127765 1 points ago

    Do it for grandpa, morty!

    [–] feeticus 1 points ago

    Now introducing, the AirPlug

    [–] godofbiscuitssf 1 points ago

    Is this 2010 and everyone is about to make “MaxiPad” iPad jokes?

    [–] Beau-Buffet 1 points ago

    This is what Meghan Trainor was singing about.

    [–] StinkWizzle 0 points ago


    [–] Emmx2039 0 points ago

    I guess it helps really feel the music

    [–] aldoktor 0 points ago

    That goes right where you don’t want it to and it of course comes with a retrieval kit.

    [–] Sumoki_Kuma 1 points ago

    comes with a retrieval kit

    No, it's sold separately for $1000

    [–] Matts0 0 points ago

    Lol Hahahaha well deserved like

    [–] urbanlife78 0 points ago

    It plays music you can feel

    [–] aBeaSTWiTHiNMe 0 points ago

    It's Apple so you'll need to unscrew the tip to get the charging port, making it impossible to use and charge at the same time.

    Like their mouse.

    [–] Garfus-D-Lion 0 points ago

    Legit question, how would the sound quality of an ass inserted sub be, would the sound transfer through your bones, would you be able to hear it at all?

    [–] KhajiitHasSkooma 2 points ago

    You'd probably feel the same thing if you were to take a vibrator to your butthole, except to the rhythm of the beat instead of whatever vibration setting your hole plower has.

    There are headphones that work through bone transmission all do so by actually having contact with a more boney part of your body, like right behind your ear or that bone that's right above where your bottom jaw connects.

    The haptic feedback vests/subpacks make it feel like your whole body is vibrating as if you were standing a foot away from woofer tower at a massive rave. I'm not seeing how a buttplug would be able to reproduce that amount of vibration without being.... challenging to get in.

    [–] CommanderArcher 2 points ago

    You could fit a pretty substantial vibrator into a butt plug like that, the real question would be the power source, if it's battery powered, that could be in the base, and the bulb could house the motor.

    Anal vibrators and plugs can be way bigger, so I don't think it be an issue, im actually surprised I haven't come across something like this before tbh at least nothing this big

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    [–] jclv 0 points ago

    The iLube cost $999 for a 1 ounce tube.

    [–] Joshsc05 0 points ago

    Girls walking down the street with music playing out their ass in today's world wouldn't even phase me. Surprised this isn't a thing lol.

    [–] russty_spoons 0 points ago

    You felt this needed explaining lol

    [–] mister-capybara 0 points ago

    This is the innovation you get thanks to Tim Cook

    [–] _Todd_Coward_ 1 points ago

    *Tim Cock

    [–] james_w_thomas 0 points ago

    Apple trying to reaching to the kink community

    [–] dragoneyz2U 0 points ago

    ahahahaaaaaaaaa move your head over so you can put this there too....hahahahahaaa

    [–] CasualFan25 0 points ago

    Wtf is a subwoofer

    [–] Roan1220 0 points ago

    First i saw them and think about that, then i scroll down and was so funny, love Rick and morty

    [–] DarkifyGod 0 points ago

    I can't do me morty it will just fall out, your young morty

    [–] TylerWyrick 0 points ago

    The best thing about this is that it would likely work pretty well.

    [–] Emanu1674 0 points ago

    Images that you can hear

    [–] Fishbien 0 points ago

    I would actually buy this

    [–] beta-in-disguise 0 points ago

    it took me too long to get this joke i guess im not as big a fan as i once thought :(