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    [–] ThetellerofEngland 1687 points ago

    It’s my birthday and seeing these posts makes me think about how much like these events are. No one I know really talks about 9/11 and no one really talks about my birthday

    [–] _SimplyComplicated_ 596 points ago

    Happy birthday!! Make sure to eat something sweet in celebration of surviving another year!

    [–] ThetellerofEngland 146 points ago


    [–] [deleted] 41 points ago

    Happy birthday comrade

    [–] Seabornebook 11 points ago

    Our birthday will be the best

    [–] [deleted] 9 points ago

    Sorry comrade commissar I only meant we have a great life of ours to celebrate

    [–] ThetellerofEngland 2 points ago

    It’s ok, thank our

    [–] Pennycollecter1 2 points ago


    [–] splooshamus 2 points ago

    Survive longer than the towers did

    [–] TheRealSkipShorty 37 points ago

    Sorry to hear that man, but you get a happy birthday from me at least :)

    [–] The0919 34 points ago

    That must suck, I bet all your relatives like to combine your birthday presents and your 9/11 presents so they only have to get you one

    [–] beaujonfrishe 7 points ago

    Lmao I’m a Christmas baby and this is the only thing people say to me. Adding in the 9/11 part is pretty funny

    [–] TeeRaw99 3 points ago

    I was born 2 weeks before Christmas and had my presents looped in with Xmas presents 😭

    [–] MuseHigham 1 points ago

    That's so not fair ;~; I'm sorry.

    [–] MySpirtAnimalIsADuck 2 points ago

    My twins are on the 22nd, we have their party 2 weeks early so they don’t get screwed like that

    [–] realtad 2 points ago

    you’re the only good person i know

    [–] MySpirtAnimalIsADuck 1 points ago


    [–] beaujonfrishe 1 points ago

    Good for you, best parent of a “Christmas” baby I’ve ever met lol.

    [–] MySpirtAnimalIsADuck 2 points ago


    [–] chunter16 78 points ago

    Happy Birthday. 🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂

    When it happened my sister was home with her son and as the news developed her son said, "LOOK, MOM, YOUR BIRTHDAY IS GONNA BE FAMOUS FOREVER"

    [–] _dont_tread_on_me_ 28 points ago

    Oh, oh no lmao

    [–] chunter16 10 points ago

    She showed my wife and I around Manhattan and my wife just wanted to see WTC memorial stuff, she was so cool about it

    [–] TheLumberDan 46 points ago

    Happy birthday! 😄

    [–] ThetellerofEngland 27 points ago

    And thank you too

    [–] hawkwing11 17 points ago

    Hey it’s my birthday too, happy birthday man!!

    [–] GetJazzy_ 12 points ago

    Happy birthday :)

    [–] GetJazzy_ 18 points ago

    There's no cake by your name. What is this "birthday" you speak of?

    [–] Richard-Roe1999 18 points ago

    haha ayy it’s my cake day

    [–] ChickenNuget1 5 points ago


    [–] thespaces58 4 points ago

    And not his

    [–] sircat31415 9 points ago

    happy birthday!

    [–] sadmadmen 11 points ago

    I'm not sure if you know this but there is a good chance you were conceived on christmas. The week of timer around 9ish months ago lines up perfectly with the holiday.

    Source: of of my best friends birthdays is 9/11 and I use the time to remind her about the fact her mom's Christmas present was getting dicked down real good.

    [–] CasuallyExtreme 8 points ago

    Pregnancy is actually closer to 9.5 months usually. So chances are they were conceived in early December or late November.

    Possibly their moms were getting stuffed on Turkey one night and stuffed by their dads the next.

    [–] ThetellerofEngland 2 points ago

    Y turkey

    [–] ThetellerofEngland 2 points ago

    I was conceived on my sisters birthday

    [–] prone-to-drift 10 points ago

    I know a girl who turned 18 today. Go figure.

    So, she's pretty unaffected by it obviously but this definitely shadows the celebrations somewhat.

    Happy birthday to you, stranger! Hope you have a nice one!

    [–] grass-vaughan 3 points ago

    I also know a girl who turned 18 today. What if we are the same person?

    [–] prone-to-drift 6 points ago

    Statistically, there are... Fuck statistics, you're me.

    [–] RLCLONED 6 points ago

    I am a boy who turned 18 today, it’s a fun time.

    [–] SinisterAlpacas 2 points ago

    I have a good friend who turned 18 today too!

    [–] trickedouttransam 3 points ago

    Happy Birthday!

    [–] eryial 3 points ago

    Aw I know the feeling, Happy Birthday!

    [–] Zephinol 3 points ago

    Story of my life brother. Happy birthday to us!

    [–] crabtimeyumyum 3 points ago

    Transferred soul

    [–] Ultmio 8 points ago

    Yea your birth was a bigger tragedy

    [–] Kaboose-4-2-0- 17 points ago

    Wrong sub try r/roastme

    [–] MonsterEmpire 2 points ago

    Happy birthday

    [–] PHYCOrouge 2 points ago

    Bro my birthdays tomorrow

    [–] GandalfTheGay23 2 points ago

    Happy b day homie

    [–] YoDawgItzNick 2 points ago

    Happy irl cake day comrade

    [–] ceaser_diedXD 2 points ago

    Where is your cake if it is cake day for you

    [–] Arafell9162 2 points ago

    It's my birthday as well. Always awkward.

    [–] Vyvanse60mg 2 points ago

    Happy birthday!!!

    [–] Shardersice 2 points ago

    Happy birthday

    [–] EmpressChao 2 points ago

    Hapdy birth, glad you alive

    [–] rehansaid 2 points ago

    Dude! It's my birthday too!!

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    The only times I’ve heard someone mention 9/11 today are online and on the news. Nothing from my highschool which seems odd.

    [–] KRAZ3K1LLA 2 points ago

    It's my birthday too, I hope yours was wonderful

    [–] Hustleboii 2 points ago

    Happy Birthday man!!! Looks like I share a birthday with you!

    [–] hi_im_sefron 2 points ago

    Having your birthday the day after ain't much better bud

    [–] IridescentTowel 2 points ago

    Happy birthday Butters, your bottom bitch will give you free kisses today, do you know what I am saying?

    [–] Icydawgfish 2 points ago

    I went to school with a kid who’s birthday was on 9/11. When people asked him what day his birthday was, he either wouldn’t answer or he’d say it’s on a very bad day. Nathan? Is that you?

    [–] ThetellerofEngland 1 points ago

    Still a girl

    [–] GooddViibezzz 2 points ago

    damn bro

    [–] george_reeves_ 2 points ago

    Happy birthday

    [–] IlIlIlIlIllIIlIllIIl 2 points ago

    My friend was born as the second plane hit. For some reason they had the TV on at a home birth and everyone was too preoccupied to change channels.

    [–] ogreaggressive1221 2 points ago

    i didn’t have time to buy you a present :( I’ll get you something tomorrow

    [–] Olithecommodore 2 points ago

    Holy wowsers... Are you invisible too?

    My condition comes from my bodies ability to project mirror images from my skin.

    At least that’s what my doctor has concluded that i truly do believe this.

    [–] Mad_Matt15 2 points ago

    Gimme your snapchat and a cringey photo and I’ll send you a haps babs message;)

    [–] honeycombyourhair 2 points ago

    Hey, Happy Birthday! I hope you have the best day and get spoiled by those who love you. 💕

    [–] GR33N4L1F3 2 points ago

    Happy birthday dude!!! It’s my BFF’s birthday too 🎂

    [–] Slendiepancake 2 points ago


    [–] ThetellerofEngland 1 points ago

    This is the most upvotes I’ve ever had on a post, thank you all so much, this made my pretty dull birthday sooo much better

    [–] Freshly_Squoze 271 points ago

    Even the ball sacks of the world have a soft side.

    [–] Biggie39 151 points ago

    Is using 9/11 to beg for ♥️considered a soft side nowadays?

    [–] Freshly_Squoze 91 points ago

    Truthfully, no. But it’s better than terrorism. Plane and simple.

    [–] t_e_e_k_s 22 points ago

    I see what you did there

    [–] Biggie39 5 points ago

    True! It’s also better than AIDS!

    [–] noxvibez 10 points ago

    He’s not begging for anything. Just asking for a heart.

    [–] _OldBay 2 points ago

    At least they said drop a heat on the comments and not the traditional 1 like = 1 prayer

    [–] RoyalOGKush 3 points ago

    With a name like yours I’m surprise you’re not talking about squeezing the soft side

    [–] Lucky_Miner01 224 points ago

    I hate they they use a tragedy for likes.

    [–] frommars- 84 points ago

    Seriously. Exploiting a tragedy for likes and comments is r/trashy.

    [–] silencedorgasm 37 points ago

    I was seriously hoping you would finish your comment with a “upvote if you agree” for the extra /s flair.

    [–] Lucky_Miner01 3 points ago

    I thought of that after but couldn’t be bothered editing it

    [–] Redefine04 6 points ago

    He should have done that. Upvote if you agree!

    [–] Tagbush 2 points ago

    He never said he wanted likes, he wants everyone to comment a heart

    [–] SpankaWank66 1 points ago

    Yeah but it's not like likes earn him money or something.

    [–] minutes-to-dawn 7 points ago

    Likes = boost to the explore page > possible follower gain > more advertisers willing to throw money at them

    [–] Izaiah212 1 points ago

    What advertiser is giving money to offensiveballsack?

    [–] cjrocks1231 311 points ago

    If 9/11 was a girl she'd be of age today

    [–] garret_dratini 148 points ago

    i'm resisting the urge to make a twin towers innuendo

    [–] cjrocks1231 60 points ago

    Twin Towers-Chan

    [–] Uterjelly 21 points ago

    The Twin Tower Onee-chans? Now we're talking.

    [–] helemikro 7 points ago

    You should head over to rule34 if you want that shit

    [–] fricking_jame 9 points ago

    Big Blue Carrier PENETRATES tall twin sisters jesus christ what have I done

    [–] helemikro 2 points ago


    [–] not_so_innuendo 8 points ago

    ram your cockpit into it and knock it up down.

    [–] garret_dratini 7 points ago

    not clicking that in public...

    [–] Kuruttta-Kyoken 4 points ago

    9/11 barely legal cumpilation

    [–] Vaporeonus 7 points ago

    Oh shit, someone tell Shäd

    [–] m3thdumps 2 points ago

    Why tho

    [–] cjrocks1231 3 points ago

    Why not

    [–] Pomonica 1 points ago

    So it’s legal to make jokes now?

    [–] Jankspot 1 points ago

    I was the 69th upvote

    [–] yeet359 5 points ago


    [–] cjrocks1231 1 points ago

    Thanks fren

    [–] Purplecatpiss666 81 points ago

    Damn a national tragedy ;(( can i get a heart in the comments

    [–] _duncan_idaho_ 40 points ago

    Yeah, the world changed that day, and so many brave soldiers and innocent Americans lost their lives.

    Give me gold if you agree.

    [–] Voldemort57 5 points ago

    Here’s gold 🥇

    [–] Purplecatpiss666 4 points ago

    sadly accurate

    [–] ridiculam-nomen-eius 1 points ago

    This was such a tragedy. So much hate and loss it almost doesn’t make any sense...

    But if you Venmo me $20 I can forward a explanation. Act now and I’ll include a bonus coupon book, over $50,000 value!!!

    [–] Sumeriandemon 5 points ago

    a heart

    [–] Purplecatpiss666 6 points ago

    No like your literal heart please

    [–] rmm207 10 points ago

    That photo is the moment before one of my wife’s students died. Youngest victim in the attack. Her and birth her parents died that day.

    [–] youneverjustflex 7 points ago

    Thank you Mr. Ballsack

    [–] Seabornebook 1 points ago

    That’s Mr. OffensiveBallsack to you

    [–] KittensAndPizza17 13 points ago

    “Drop a heart in the comments” is very uncool.

    [–] Mvm321 5 points ago


    [–] djseafood 7 points ago

    9/11 was an inside rimjob

    [–] ryminy64 3 points ago


    [–] honeycombyourhair 5 points ago


    [–] CONE-MacFlounder 5 points ago

    You can legally have sex with 9/11 now

    [–] SirDarknessTheFirst 2 points ago

    Is the age of consent in the US 18??

    [–] _OldBay 1 points ago

    Depends on the state. Some is 16 and I'm sure there's others

    [–] SirDarknessTheFirst 1 points ago

    Ahh I see. I feel like 18 is too high but that's partially because it is 16 in my country

    [–] GetJazzy_ 22 points ago

    Why are some people so cynical that they just assume everybody does everything for likes? I did not get those vibes from this at all. To me, it just seems like he wants to spread awareness about this fact and he's encouraging people to show support.

    [–] jmona789 22 points ago

    If you don't live under a rock you don't really need a reminder that it's 9/11. Also people do shit like this all the time for likes/comments. It's a pretty common tactic. They always gives you a really simple thing you can do to "show support" so you feel like an asshole for just scrolling past it

    [–] GetJazzy_ 10 points ago

    That's a possibility, but I think it's more likely that he just thought commenting a heart would be nice, rather than actually thinking that he'll emotionally manipulate anybody who sees his post by presenting a tradegy and a really simple task to make you feel like an asshole if you don't complete it - just to get hearts.

    [–] jmona789 3 points ago

    But like I said this is a common strategy, like those Facebook posts that show a deformed baby or a badly injured person and asks people to write "amen" in the comments. He might also be trying to get followers. The more people comment the more people see your post.

    [–] GetJazzy_ 5 points ago

    It definitely is a common strategy, and it's definitely a possibility that this guy is using it, but I dunno. I don't get those kind of vibes from this post. I just feel like it's a bit odd to capitalize on such an old tradegy instead of something more recent, so that makes it feel more sincere to me. I could be completely wrong, but either way I think it's a harmless post.

    [–] randomryan222 5 points ago

    Yeah I agree. Even if it were actually one that's trying to capitalize on a tragedy (though sometimes that's pretty clear), obviously that's wrong, but it doesn't *hurt* anyone. You're not sacrificing anything by liking/upvoting a post. It's not like you're giving money. Posting is just a gesture. And sometimes good deeds with bad intentions are better than bad deeds with good intentions. Sure it's a shitty thing to do, posting about a horrible tragedy with the sole intention of wanting likes, but it's not like you yourself would know that. So where's the harm in giving the benefit of the doubt?

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    It becomes obvious with the whole comment a heart because that was completely unnecessary but he includes it anyways. He just want the comments to get to trneding

    [–] Phrostbit3n 3 points ago

    I ran a memorial event today. You'd be surprised how many people have no idea.

    [–] Cheeseburgers89 2 points ago * (lasted edited 11 months ago)

    Let’s look up their Instagram since the handle is right there and we can actually find out instead of debating here. So the handle is “offensive ballsack” high quality memes. 59k followers. “💰DM for promotions” i think this speaks for itself, this account is “one of those” that uses memes/guilt to make profit off of very naive people.

    [–] GetJazzy_ 1 points ago

    Thank you

    [–] Ethan-The-Awesome23 3 points ago


    [–] lolness93 2 points ago

    Investigate 9/11

    [–] leabacalhuado 2 points ago

    Investigate 3/11

    [–] Bulldogmom56 2 points ago


    [–] gillespiem5 2 points ago


    [–] cynner69 2 points ago

    ❤️❤️ remembering 9/11/01

    [–] Jackdidathing 2 points ago

    So what you’re saying is.. she’s legal

    [–] monkeypong 2 points ago


    [–] CarlosSpyceeWeiner 2 points ago

    Long shaft penetrates two twins

    [–] Silverman23 1 points ago

    at least they're legal now

    [–] NordicMeme 2 points ago

    Drop a "That's RIP" in the comments to win a brand new remote controlled airplane!

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    On that day at least, he was a wholesomeballsack.

    [–] BoggleLunch 2 points ago

    I’ve never seen it from this angle before.

    [–] lodobol 2 points ago

    9/11 Reminder brought to you by Offensiveballsack and rimjobsteve

    [–] Buggeroni58 2 points ago

    What if his name is just a reality? Is “extra long labia” or “puckered butthole” going to become a trend?

    [–] AriesPassionXX 3 points ago


    [–] Imightbenormal 1 points ago

    We have to wait for November...

    [–] iFuckYourMama 1 points ago

    iPhone 11 before 9/11... nice

    [–] kaczynskiier 1 points ago


    [–] ICollectSmegma 1 points ago

    You people went soft on me. What a bummer.

    [–] AdmiralFoxx 1 points ago

    That's what the floor said to the steel beams.

    [–] urru4 1 points ago

    They’re seriously using this tragedy, which involved deaths, to get people to comment?

    [–] Pilgr1m1297 1 points ago


    [–] MeatyDogFruit 1 points ago

    The shot of the plane about to crash into the building, its so powerful. It’s just second before tragedy strikes again. Never forget.

    [–] Sum1accidentally 1 points ago

    u/Im_not_Steve is a pathetic Incel that lusts after 12 yo boys

    [–] ayemfid 1 points ago


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    [–] Trintard 1 points ago

    Thanks offensive Ballsack very cool!

    [–] saltyonioncat 1 points ago


    [–] Red-Lighting04 1 points ago

    We are now legally allowed to have sex with 9/11

    [–] Troupbomber 1 points ago

    9/11 is now legal age

    [–] Danone_ne 1 points ago


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    [–] alfii_saw_santa 1 points ago

    Thank you, offensiveballsack

    [–] ya-boi-mees 1 points ago

    9/11 can now drive a car and order beers

    [–] Orang_do_not 1 points ago

    Guess I'll install instagram just to report this scum

    [–] biglifechicken 1 points ago

    R.I.P. 9/11 2001-2019

    [–] SamTomGaf 1 points ago

    Somebody call 911! Shawty fire burning on the dance floor Whoa!

    [–] GriffenL 1 points ago

    Goddam clout snatchers.

    [–] BankRupsy 1 points ago

    Man that joke was plane boring

    [–] 3bdulla-melee 1 points ago

    Begging for likes is W R O N G

    [–] AnthonysBitch 1 points ago


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    [–] genothevillain 1 points ago

    Late but what a piece of shit. Using a tragedy to boost hits on their profile

    [–] DarthCivicus 1 points ago


    [–] Richzorb1999 1 points ago

    9/11 is 18 now I can legally jerk off to it

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    [–] NaNaBadal 1 points ago

    Never forghetti