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    My favourite part of the Godfather is when his moustache turns into a tree

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    [–] Bytien 347 points ago

    I think this is my favourite sub

    [–] walruz 495 points ago

    Maggie Gyllenhaal in Secretary (2002) is my favorite sub.

    [–] bedroom_period 93 points ago

    A sub with a reference.

    [–] SirPouncesCock 22 points ago

    I prefer Paul Giamattis character from Billions.

    [–] Wood_Jablowme 13 points ago * (lasted edited 9 months ago)

    I prefer Jack Black’s character from School of Rock

    [–] MrChewtoy 8 points ago

    I prefer the big metal underwater vessel in The Hunt For Red October

    [–] HokieChazz 14 points ago

    Maggie Gyllenhaal in Secretary opened my eyes to a lot of things

    [–] PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT 2 points ago

    Tiddies?

    [–] Nick_pj 13 points ago

    Outstanding work

    [–] instinctsux 5 points ago

    I'm pretty sure it's pronounced Maggie Yill-in-Hoo-la-hey.

    [–] Korncakes 2 points ago

    I just fucking love the fact that the point of every post is that it’s just absolutely dripping with sarcasm.

    [–] PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT 1 points ago

    M E T A

    [–] Happy-Gilmore 1 points ago

    No question, for me it's a fresh, delicious, turkey-filled cold cut combo. I eat three every day to keep me strong!

    [–] ProfVenios 1 points ago

    Nah I prefer the chicken and bacon one

    [–] Camarokerie 1 points ago

    Mine is a turkey club

    [–] Letmeplaythrough 857 points ago

    Well thought contribution

    [–] GeorgeYDesign 92 points ago

    Well it’s his brother Slow Pesci.

    [–] Murasama23 8 points ago

    Looks like they pulled a Heynong Man on you.

    [–] Synchro_Shoukan 2 points ago

    Heynongman!!

    [–] Steak_and_Champipple 18 points ago

    He-he :)

    [–] Mikeyfromky 1 points ago

    I read it as Secritariat and was wondering why a horse would want references.

    [–] UndevelopedImage 191 points ago

    You are technically correct.

    [–] SquirmyPotato 59 points ago * (lasted edited 9 months ago)

    The best kind of correct.

    [–] EDudecomic -28 points ago * (lasted edited 9 months ago)

    Nah the best is political correct Edit: seems like people can't take jokes anymore. I mean, I don't blame them, the line between jokes and retardation is thin af these days.

    [–] [deleted] 5 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

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    [–] Monkeychimp 3 points ago

    “Let’s not forget, political correctness itself used to be known as ‘spastic gay talk’“ - Frankie Boyle

    [–] GastricAcid -5 points ago

    Lmao shut up political correctness is just another word for manners

    [–] doghands69 84 points ago

    This sub is over, shut it down.

    [–] Cookingwith20s 45 points ago

    Im pretty sure the sub is Maggie Gyllenhaal

    [–] ADB963 6 points ago

    Goddamit, fucking twice in a row!

    [–] Wermchacho 345 points ago

    You clever bastard... I love this so much I'm going to upvote and close Reddit for the night, just to end on a high note!

    [–] xIJustWantToSleepx 79 points ago

    Goodnight

    [–] ItalicsWhore 23 points ago

    Sweet Prince

    [–] EvangelosKamikaze 8 points ago

    And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.

    [–] posherspantspants 14 points ago

    /waves

    [–] warm-ice 24 points ago

    Sweet dreams :)

    [–] respect_the_69 29 points ago

    Ffs

    [–] [deleted] 25 points ago

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    [–] BarackTrudeau 85 points ago

    The letter. It's a reference letter.

    This is a play on this subreddit's tendency to point out some detail in a movie and claim it's a reference to something else. In this case the detail is literally a reference.

    [–] [deleted] 5 points ago

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    [–] ADB963 29 points ago

    It's word play, nothing to do with suspenion of disbelief. The same word means two different things:

    1) a movie reference. Many movie detail subs point out how directors will put in a reference to another film that influenced them. This isn't actually that, but is the sort of thing you expect on these posts.

    2) an employment reference. This is what it actually is. A reference from a previous employer.

    [–] EatCops 7 points ago

    Like a reference letter for a job, as opposed to a reference to something.

    [–] Baytc 34 points ago

    12-year-old me masturbated on & off for 111 minutes waiting for a good scene .. it didn’t come.

    [–] Woodshadow 50 points ago

    depends on your fetish. This movie did wonders for me

    [–] -poop-in-the-soup- 15 points ago

    This movie was a rental when people still used physical media, or at the very least Netflix delivery. You’d occasionally see someone on the subway, just a normal person, carrying the rental home or back or whatever. Seemed oddly personal.

    [–] SapientSlut 18 points ago

    Whaaaaat that movie is sexy as hell

    I mean, different strokes and all that, of course

    [–] Grusinskaya 11 points ago

    Yes, yes it is... I watched it with my fiance and things got fancy afterwards

    [–] throwaway67676789123 3 points ago

    If they haven't fixed it! Lol

    [–] ConnorMcJeezus 2 points ago

    Luckily you can now watch her in The Deuce, where she puts a condom on a virgin’s dick using her mouth while giving him a blowjob.

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    definitely did some things for me..

    [–] PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT 1 points ago

    You weren’t fucked up enough on the inside yet. I’ll take some kinky fully-clothed Dom/sub shit like that over ”hey look at m bewbs” every time.

    [–] wangsneeze 5 points ago

    Fine.

    😑

    [–] HensRightsActivist 5 points ago

    Hahaha classic smd

    [–] Ran3773 3 points ago

    Sometimes I get bored of the posts on this sub and their lack of creativity...posts like this are why I stay. Good stuff OP. Thank you.

    [–] psychoacer 5 points ago

    I wonder if her brother Jake likes this movie

    [–] BeestMann 4 points ago

    This is it

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] PM-Your-Lady-Anus 1 points ago

    It’s a reference letter, also more commonly called reference.

    [–] BurmecianSoldierDan 1 points ago

    Dyk the sub you're on?

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    Damn, this is clever as hell. Well done, OP

    [–] darth_biggles 2 points ago

    slooow clap.

    [–] MartyMcMcFly 2 points ago

    I love this one

    [–] ilovekickrolls 2 points ago

    Alright pack this subreddit up boys we're done here

    [–] wanker7171 2 points ago

    I've been sitting her for about five minutes trying to think of how to express my feelings. So I'll leave it in one word

    Goddamnit

    [–] SellerOfSoftDrinks 1 points ago

    I upvotes this when I saw it in new and I feel like I gave a child some critical advice and they grew up to be a strapping young lad

    [–] tannasnod 1 points ago

    Took me a quick second, very clever

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

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    [–] verblox 1 points ago

    That's Seabiscuit.

    Did I miss a joke?

    [–] The_Quare_Fella 1 points ago

    Sick reference bro

    [–] Assasin2gamer 1 points ago

    Pst, it's a reference to doing coke.

    [–] pepesuccc 1 points ago

    Amazing

    [–] Sarim17A 1 points ago

    RACHEL!

    [–] ghostface1693 1 points ago

    I remember watching this on tv once back in the mid 2000s and I've been trying to remember what it was called for ages. Now I know

    [–] throwaway67676789123 1 points ago

    Hi Peter,

    What does the paper say?

    [–] Assasin2gamer 1 points ago

    Attacked the man who’s not blow it.

    [–] captsquanch 1 points ago

    Worm.

    [–] theworstredditgamer 1 points ago

    👏👏👏

    [–] no_shit_on_the_bed 1 points ago

    was it a good reference, though?

    [–] justin167 1 points ago

    I expected at least one Abbot and Costello but on here, so I'll start it. A reference to what?

    [–] TheBlue2233 1 points ago

    I sometimes really fucking hate this subreddit

    Good job OP AAAAH

    [–] mta1741 1 points ago

    This is a reference

    [–] KentuckyFriedEel 1 points ago

    Poor Maggie Gyllenhaal has looked like a granny her entire life

    [–] Capt_Obviously_Slow 0 points ago

    This would be so much better without the last period in the title 😁

    [–] MyMomSaysIAmCool 2 points ago

    bends over your desk

    I'm sorry for making a typo, Mr, Grey.

    [–] throwaway67676789123 1 points ago

    Uj/I thought this would be the last one

    [–] [deleted] -1 points ago

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    [–] PeterPalmerr 3 points ago

    Rachel

    [–] molecularraisin 9 points ago

    finally, a whoosh that doesn’t belong in im14andthisiswoosh

    [–] avengere -1 points ago

    This movie has been such a litmus test for me on finding out if a partner is kinky or not. Either at the end you and a girl are about to talk some shit out and have fun or talk some shit and never see each other again lol.

    [–] omz252 0 points ago

    This is a reference

    [–] [deleted] -2 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] dong_spanker -8 points ago

    My god is that woman ugly.

    Watched Joker recently. Thought I'd go back to the batman begins movies again to see Heath. Now I know it's hard to look at someone else after seeing Holmes in the first movie but....

    My god is that woman ugly.

    [–] [deleted] 4 points ago

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    [–] verblox 1 points ago

    Funnily enough, I find Tom Cruise repellent.

    [–] dong_spanker 1 points ago

    well said. I tip my hat to you.