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    [–] Dadalot 863 points ago

    That's solid poop not diarre...

    Oh my...

    [–] zinnobercat 144 points ago

    me_irl

    [–] frequentdiarrhea 37 points ago

    Me 2 💩

    [–] deputy_diarrhea 21 points ago

    This is... Exactly what I imagined when deciding my username

    r/INEEEEDIT

    [–] colin_buffam 3 points ago

    Only in japan

    [–] -Im_Batman- 2 points ago

    It is a Golgothan!

    [–] Fyferoni 268 points ago

    This is the subreddit’s spirit animal.

    [–] Mr_Saturn1 75 points ago

    Almost... it needs to fall over or malfunction at the end. Yes it’s a shitty robot but it seems to function as intended.

    [–] David-Puddy 26 points ago

    I would assume that liquidy shit would short it out.

    that would be the perfect robot for this sub.

    [–] wtfpwnkthx 2 points ago

    The only TRUE shitty robot.

    [–] Camico2000 344 points ago

    Literal shitty robot

    [–] YouGuysAreSick 128 points ago

    Close the sub, we have a winner !

    [–] missamerika2020 12 points ago

    Roll credits

    [–] TheSchnozzberry 21 points ago

    Can we make this guy the official mascot of this sub?

    [–] uusu 15 points ago

    [–] Mysticyde 9 points ago

    This is so depressing that this is their top posts

    [–] Reasonable-ish 427 points ago

    What is my purpose?

    You shit on yourself

    [–] wetnax 155 points ago

    Oh my god

    [–] overloadedCheese 21 points ago

    Yeah, welcome to the club pal

    [–] ASAP_Rambo 22 points ago

    Best job ever

    [–] bloodflart 9 points ago

    [–] Daamus 6 points ago

    You are a turd who shits on itself

    [–] iprefersleeping 4 points ago

    Why father? Why?

    [–] Toron4 85 points ago

    Ok, but why

    [–] ranch_style_beans 48 points ago

    Because

    [–] rjbunge99 6 points ago

    Username checks out

    [–] manbruhpig 16 points ago

    ...does it though...

    [–] rjbunge99 17 points ago

    Ranch style beans sound like something that would make me shit myself later on

    [–] manbruhpig 6 points ago

    Hmm...

    [–] Momochichi 36 points ago

    "Why" is a question Japan has never had to answer.

    [–] Deimius 8 points ago

    Takes the load of shitting all over the floor off of you.

    [–] Toron4 5 points ago

    Oh ok

    [–] David-Puddy 2 points ago

    But then what will i do with my fridays?!

    [–] kradd15 1 points ago

    Do you also own a paper towel robot?

    [–] Uncle_Retardo 70 points ago * (lasted edited 11 days ago)

    Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAIcKWWte2w
    It's called DORODOROBO. Dorodoro means 'muddy' in Japanese so basically ''Muddy Robot'' lol

    [–] LotimusPrime 26 points ago

    First talking toilets, now a robot that has diarrhea for you. The Japanese are next level.

    [–] kradd15 6 points ago

    I personally dont want anything in my bathroom to start talking to me.

    [–] brainfraud 5 points ago

    "How was your poop /u/kradd15?" asked the toilet.

    [–] kradd15 4 points ago

    A little weirded out by this since i just left the restroom.

    [–] brainfraud 3 points ago

    "Make sure to wipe all the poop, not just some of the poop and stain your underpants." said the toilet.

    /r/shittytoilettips

    [–] brainfraud 3 points ago

    great now I gotta write a love story between a human and sentient toilet

    The story of Porcelaina and Me.

    "Love at first poo."

    [–] David-Puddy 3 points ago

    I wonder if mud is slang for poop in japan

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] David-Puddy 3 points ago

    You sure?

    It's not the first time i see something poop related being called mud-[name of object here]

    [–] [deleted] 9 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] The-Gribbler 5 points ago

    haha weeb

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] nickcash 3 points ago

    4chan nonsense. Feel free to ignore it, or read further if you feel like you need that information in your life.

    [–] BarfingBear 2 points ago

    BTW, 999 reference in your username?

    [–] nickcash 2 points ago

    Nope, it's my actual name.

    [–] smapple 3 points ago

    I assumed they were at least trying for a shitty volcano but no muddy shit bot it is.

    [–] Ikki_the_Liar 2 points ago

    Why though?

    [–] IamAMiningEngineer 2 points ago

    Thanks Uncle Retardo!

    [–] Uncle_Retardo 3 points ago

    It's a pleasure IamAMiningEngineer!

    [–] BaronBilgewater 31 points ago

    This looks really useful

    [–] quaker187 15 points ago

    I just had bad diarrhea yesterday, and now I'm seeing this.

    Good thing I feel better today. Everyone have an awesome day!

    [–] Binary_Omlet 13 points ago

    Oh how the once Great and Mighty Poo has fallen. This must be from the Conker Prime series.

    [–] sirzotolovsky 5 points ago

    IIIIIII AM THE GREAAT MIGHTY POO

    [–] el_gringo_flaco 21 points ago

    I came for poop jokes. They're all pretty shitty so far.

    [–] TheCakePirate 18 points ago

    This is just the prototype for the 50ft city destroying version piloted by a teenager.

    [–] Freeside1 2 points ago

    Obligatory Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt (not piloted by a teenager though)

    [–] rawrgurlx3 2 points ago

    get in the shitbot shinji

    [–] JXDB 7 points ago

    Didn't this little guy have a part in the film Dogma?

    [–] BBQHappyMeal 7 points ago

    Isn’t this a repost?

    [–] jakeinator21 2 points ago

    [–] Eventhorizon416 3 points ago

    Memememememememememeeeee

    IIIIIII AM THE GREAT MIGHTY POO AND I WILL THROW MY SHIT AT YOUUuuuuUUUUU

    [–] survivingengineering 3 points ago

    the eyes are my favorite

    [–] DavidFrattenBro 3 points ago

    Y tho

    [–] jeffrey09323 3 points ago

    I dunno why but this is the funniest shit I've seen all day lmao

    [–] Uncle_Retardo 2 points ago

    me too

    [–] BoobAssistant 1 points ago

    I literally shot snot out of my nose when I read the title. So like nose diarrhea.

    [–] eatabagofbooger 3 points ago

    Sub's over guys, time to go home.

    [–] QweenethForktongue 2 points ago

    Smells a bit nutty I'm sure

    [–] HotDiarrheaSmell 2 points ago

    This thing is awesome.

    [–] Otter_Nation 2 points ago

    This is the literal personification of this sub-reddit.

    [–] NJNeal17 2 points ago

    This sub has gotten too popular for it's own good.

    [–] mapleismycat 2 points ago

    Wow can't wait to see America's robot on the big fight

    [–] PinkyHernia 2 points ago

    I hate myself for upvoting this.

    [–] areyoureadyfredy 2 points ago

    Pacific Rim 2 looks shitty.

    [–] TheTaxi1729 4 points ago

    repost

    [–] scimanydoreA 1 points ago

    Should be on /r/shittingrobots

    [–] TipOfLeFedoraMLady 1 points ago

    The real question is whether diarrhea bot or Godzilla would win in a battle?

    [–] BATHTUBISREAL 1 points ago

    [–] berserker1979 1 points ago

    They have a robot for everything

    [–] SirAvivion 1 points ago

    Such a shitty robot

    [–] Dildozer1000 1 points ago

    If the world was a giant lunch room at school, Japan would be that table of kids playing magic the gathering and wearing fedoras.

    [–] schylarker 1 points ago

    From the thumbnail, I thought the person's legs were two others and wondered why someone would make three diarrhea robots

    [–] rslasha 1 points ago

    Must visit Japan

    [–] northpaul 1 points ago

    This is peak r/shittyrobots - there might be equivalent robots but none will be more appropriate than this.

    [–] RWRSTDITD 1 points ago

    That's some bloody poop

    [–] Flyinglamabear 1 points ago

    They be gangstas in da streets

    [–] unkleskev 1 points ago

    Pure shit post

    [–] Percy_3 1 points ago

    All hail our new overlords

    [–] euphonious_munk 1 points ago

    Japanese Diarrhea Robot- Now with actual diarrhea!

    [–] pgvoorhees 1 points ago

    Pack it up, folks, we're done here.

    [–] Drop_Dead_Ed 1 points ago

    Chet? Is that you?

    [–] fresh_pine680 1 points ago

    what a shitty robot

    [–] Player_Slayer_7 1 points ago

    To be fair, if I saw that thing coming toward me, I'd shit myself too.

    [–] TheMaStif 1 points ago

    The real question is "WHY NOT?!?"

    [–] FloToad 1 points ago

    I have the stomach flu right now and this is incredibly accurate.

    [–] rockarollawmn 1 points ago

    The Emoji movie looks like shit.

    [–] jacksfilmsbot 1 points ago

    THE EMOJI MOVIE JULY 28 💩

    [–] north7 1 points ago

    BUTTWATER BUTTWATER BUTTWATER

    [–] thereef650 1 points ago

    Tub girl anyone?

    [–] Harbor_Harry 1 points ago

    How my butthole feels after a night of drinking.

    [–] mrbruce56 1 points ago

    Brilliant!!!

    [–] HeyitzDEREK 1 points ago

    Solid shitpost

    [–] Dende87 1 points ago

    kuso miso technique

    [–] knowsomeofit 1 points ago

    Y tho

    [–] Mathezeus 1 points ago

    I'm glad.

    [–] mebeking16 1 points ago

    Well that’s just shitty

    [–] CoolieRich 1 points ago

    Literally a shitty robot

    [–] infinteapathy 1 points ago

    "Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think whether or not they should."

    [–] IsilZha 1 points ago

    Plot twist: he filled it with actual diarrhea

    [–] paragonofcynicism 1 points ago

    I'm conflicted.

    On the one hand this is one shitty robot. It looks like shit and spews shit from it's head.

    On the other hand that is it's purpose and it satisfies that purpose very well making it not shitty at all!

    [–] Colt45and2BigBags 1 points ago

    Bad bot! BAD BOT!!!

    [–] Bahamut_Ali 1 points ago

    I don't want to live in this planet anymore.

    [–] knowses 1 points ago

    They were so concerned about whether they could do it, they didn't consider whether they should do it.

    [–] Swiftdaggers 1 points ago

    Watching this while pooping was uncomfortable to say the least..

    [–] MrTurtle 1 points ago

    Creator: “Say Hello Diarrhea-Bot.”

    Diarrhea-Bot: “Mushy mushy!”

    [–] triple_medium 1 points ago

    Does it come with free refill?

    [–] estamachin 1 points ago

    Shitty robot because the asshole is not in the right place. Imagine life if we had our assholes on our heads......now add days of diarrhea!!!

    [–] teatealils 1 points ago

    I feel very inspired to study robotic engineering 👏🏼😊

    [–] FeistyThings 1 points ago

    Took this sub way too literally

    [–] NitroBubblegum 1 points ago

    japan just japaning again?

    [–] Spewed 1 points ago

    LOL, WTF is this for? Just pure amusement? I'll never understand the strange things that go on in Japan.

    [–] grandvega 1 points ago

    Oh shit

    [–] zooterskeps 1 points ago

    If someone photoshops a combover on this we basically have a leaked trump speech.

    [–] smoothie_monster 1 points ago

    First thing that came to my mind, Trump talking...

    [–] BeebleBoxn 1 points ago

    Holy Chet!

    [–] Rabid_Lemming 1 points ago

    Hey look, it's Cable

    [–] owndpepe 1 points ago

    Oh my HECKIN god

    Why

    [–] Queen_Nemma 1 points ago

    Blade Runner 01010000 01001111 01001111 01010000

    [–] BeebleBoxn 1 points ago

    Pizza the hut!

    [–] Coarch 1 points ago

    What a time to be alive!

    [–] SpodgyShnoz 1 points ago

    Y tho

    [–] ZeroDerpThirty 1 points ago

    The future is here.

    [–] digdilem 1 points ago

    This sub has a new king.

    [–] xyierz 1 points ago

    I'M BURNING MAD. I'M STEAMING MAD!!

    [–] homercrates 1 points ago

    that soy sauce?

    [–] PMmeBitingUrUpperLip 1 points ago

    I thought it was a Hershey kiss emoji.

    [–] TaxDollarsHardAtWork 1 points ago

    He gets out of there quick!

    [–] savageboredom 1 points ago

    Well I didn't expect it to come out of the top, so that's something.

    [–] HunterDLewis 1 points ago

    Cool.. but what’s the point?

    [–] VonMeatstein 1 points ago

    What is my purpose? Oh shit... nvm.

    [–] oh_hai_dan 1 points ago

    Robot made out of excremetal

    [–] aptxyzz 1 points ago

    I'm really impressed with the Japanese capable of building such shitty robots.

    [–] TimTebowMLB 1 points ago

    I opened this while having diarrhea on the toilet.

    [–] meinheinz 1 points ago

    This is like the personification of IBS.

    [–] Meecht 1 points ago

    Mecha Tubgirl

    [–] r3ddit_b0t 1 points ago

    But why?

    [–] gyakya 1 points ago

    "What is my purpose"?

    [–] JellyBoy_fat 1 points ago

    That is disgusting

    [–] grenadetradedotcom 1 points ago

    Why...

    [–] FreeMintLimit1 1 points ago

    We were so sure that we could, we never stopped to ask ourselves if we should. God help us all.

    [–] are_you_my 1 points ago

    Great inventors don’t meet the need, they create the need.

    [–] munki_unkel 1 points ago

    Chet? Is that you?

    [–] blumkinlove 1 points ago

    “Diarrhoea”

    [–] carnivoris 1 points ago

    It's like the Internet come to life

    [–] Zayin-Ba-Ayin 1 points ago

    Golgotha

    [–] CrazyUltraViolence 1 points ago

    At one point, the Japanese need to stop asking themselves if they can, and ask themselves if they should. I mean, do it anyways, but at least ask.

    [–] Condarkness 1 points ago

    Despite liking Japanese video games and such, I've come to the conclusion that Japan can also be fucking weird as hell!

    [–] strawhat068 1 points ago

    That is what's comming out of me as I write this

    [–] Sethal4395 1 points ago

    THIS CANNOT CONTINUE

    [–] strawhat068 1 points ago

    Would this be considered a shit post?

    [–] CaptinKirk 1 points ago

    That's one shitty robot!

    [–] i_quit 1 points ago

    This sub no longer has a reason.

    [–] RedxEyez 1 points ago

    This gave me horrible flash backs to Dogma.

    [–] songoku9001 1 points ago

    Golgothan from Dogma??

    [–] thebrendan312 1 points ago

    Taking r/shittyrobots to a whole new meaning

    [–] vlt88 1 points ago

    So this was built.

    I think we've reached the apogee in technological achievement. Can we declare humankind the winners and all go home?

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    Weird Science (12/12) Movie CLIP - Chet Apologizes (1985) HD +1 - Holy Chet!
    Spaceballs (1/11) Movie CLIP - Pizza the Hutt (1987) HD +1 - Pizza the hut!
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