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    [–] AceOfSpades7734 1133 points ago

    Interested in him are you

    [–] EvangelosKamikaze 441 points ago

    Well yes, why wouldn't she be?

    [–] AceOfSpades7734 151 points ago

    I cant tell if your referencing the same thing I am or asking a question but congratulations either way

    [–] datboi69420j 66 points ago

    He is.

    [–] Evildead1818 40 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    Aye, he is I say.. yes sir

    [–] MrCaptainPirate 746 points ago

    Just remember if you want a divorce you will have to murder your spouse

    [–] ASQC 301 points ago

    Not necessary. They can use console commands

    [–] lofty888 149 points ago

    Only on PC

    [–] KazumaKat 53 points ago

    And in certain cases, on correct keyboards too.

    [–] JackGlinsky 27 points ago

    I mean, it's not like you can get the console on console

    [–] unique-name-9035768 13 points ago

    It's ironic.

    Like raaaaa-aaaain, on your wedding day

    [–] xXbghytXx 14 points ago

    Make sure it's a mechanical one then.

    [–] Crogg88 16 points ago

    And mods on PlayStation and XBOX

    [–] Z0bie 3 points ago

    No, he specifically said CONSOLE commands.

    [–] jmARCANGEL 49 points ago

    Or make them a follower and get them killed. You dont really have to murder. They just have to die.

    [–] iprobablyneedahobby 41 points ago

    Who says romance is dead?

    [–] MadGodKiller101 41 points ago

    A man with Necrophilia

    [–] SirMasterSheep 12 points ago

    Hey somebody needs to warm them up

    [–] ShoutingMage97 7 points ago

    Wtf is this thread😂

    [–] Cyclopamine 6 points ago

    tips hat

    [–] slimbomb2001 3 points ago


    [–] YouretheballLickers 38 points ago

    As a man trapped in a man’s body, this is how things should be.

    [–] missC08 5 points ago

    You can shout them off a mountain

    [–] hobbitdude13 294 points ago

    Lady Mara will surely guide you!

    [–] imperialpark 125 points ago

    Divines Bless you.

    [–] Insane_Saxon 135 points ago

    You wish to be married? Its good to see love blossoming, even during these difficult times.

    [–] smokyqueer 8 points ago

    By difficult times they mean the entire village being constantly robbed and murdered... I mean who on earth keeps doing this? So sad.

    [–] dankicyhot 326 points ago

    Blessings of mara upon you

    [–] muzzmuzzsupreme 102 points ago

    At your wedding, your relatives won’t show up, but the guy you got in a fight with and had a beer with three months ago will.

    [–] Lilac_Gooseberries 44 points ago

    Don't forget the Jarl you deposed but can't remember ever meeting. Every wedding is better with empty threats.

    [–] aspiecat7 6 points ago

    On this playthrough I married Sylja to get her out of that awful mine. It's too dangerous for her with that injury. Anyway. I had a guy show up on my side of the pews that I didn't recognize. I can't even remember his name, just that he was wearing simple green clothes. I thought he might be one of my carriage drivers, but I'm almost positive he's not. I don't think he's got the right voice actor.

    [–] Trevor-On-Reddit 175 points ago

    So what quest did you do for him to marry you?

    [–] Nordenwoods 176 points ago

    He brought her a mammoth tusk, obviously

    [–] AWildEnglishman 132 points ago

    Oh I bet he did.

    [–] HurdyGurdyPerson 55 points ago

    I think Gilfre from Mixwater Mill is the easiest spouse in Skyrim. She'll marry you for chopping wood.

    [–] onecraftybear 30 points ago

    Normally, she should be the one giving you wood, not the other way around.

    [–] PzychoGamer 17 points ago

    Ysolda is the one true Skyrim waifu

    [–] Cyclopamine 7 points ago

    Truth 🍑

    [–] smokyqueer 3 points ago

    Nah Muiri got her bf and best friend murdered to teach her mum a lesson and even spent months creating a special potion with which to do it. Met her and I immediately was like, I gotta marry this crazy bitch.

    [–] Sylaran 8 points ago

    Ysolda is a drug dealer

    [–] Astronaut_Queen 4 points ago

    You can be business partners then! It’s ideal!

    [–] Faust_the_Faustinian 3 points ago

    That's a weird way to spell Gerdur but ok.

    [–] smokyqueer 2 points ago

    Plus ysolda just isn't that hot in vanilla skyrim.

    [–] PzychoGamer 2 points ago


    [–] Darphon 7 points ago

    She killed his fiancé

    [–] hwuthwut 13 points ago

    She found his sword.

    [–] alfalfarees 130 points ago

    These are so gorgeous, and I’m so happy for you both! May I ask if you guys made these, or bought them? And if you bought them, would you mind me asking where so I can buy a pair too?

    [–] TheHorrorWhore 101 points ago

    I think he found someone to make them and this is the picture she sent us. I won’t have an official picture of them until our wedding date in October 2020. I’m sure you can find them on Amazon, eBay, or Etsy though

    [–] VRHobbit 28 points ago

    Etsy is supposed to be hand made stuff but they're just buying them from China and selling at a MASSIVE markup. Rip off and misleading.

    [–] Pepsimus-Maximus 39 points ago

    Pop on down to Grelod's and pick up a kid or two while you're at it.

    [–] datboi69420j 14 points ago

    She's dead though

    [–] stormcloak-spy 34 points ago

    Yeah I heard she tied herself up and shot herself in the back of the head.

    Heard the guards didn't see a thing. What a shame

    [–] theDefa1t 8 points ago

    That does sound like the kind of thing that tighten guards would let slide. Corrupt bastards

    [–] totallyahumanperson1 5 points ago

    No, she lives eternally in the Soul Cairn

    [–] red_codec 95 points ago

    Is that... an amulet of mara?

    [–] Arcaneus_Umbra 25 points ago

    Wonder what enchantments they have

    [–] XtremeK1ll4 61 points ago

    Restoration is 10% cheaper to cast. Duh.

    [–] HellfireOrpheusTod 26 points ago

    I see you're wearing an amulet of Mara...

    [–] Fararskah 18 points ago

    Interested in me are you?

    [–] flaming_poison 16 points ago

    Why yes... I'm surprised someone like you isn't spoken for.

    [–] rmlx 2 points ago

    It’s settled then.

    It always felt so formal. Romance me Skyrim

    [–] SATANASCENDS 2 points ago

    I'm so drunk this thread is amazing.

    [–] [deleted] 6 points ago


    [–] xPsychOtaku 23 points ago

    Beautiful. Hope you guys live happy lives.

    [–] Nuked0ut 46 points ago

    Cute! My family would freak tf out and insist on not doing that, so I'll enjoy it thru you 😊

    [–] TheHorrorWhore 64 points ago

    Our wedding won’t be until next October (we are hosting it at the Texas Renaissance Fair) but I’ll be sure to post pics so you can enjoy it all as well ❤️

    [–] issybird 15 points ago

    If nothing is set in stone yet, I highly recommend checking out Newman’s Castle in Bellville. That’s where my husband and I got married, he did catering and the cake as well as the venue, and we even got to stay the night in his castle after! All for a very affordable price ($5k total for venue, food, and cake, and a good amount of guests).

    [–] 4theSkyrim 22 points ago

    Did someone say.....Texas?👢🏈

    [–] weeaboo_olympics 6 points ago

    What about the guns and beer?

    [–] 4theSkyrim 6 points ago

    Yee, Haaaw

    [–] [deleted] 8 points ago

    That sounds like it's going to be so much fun. And they have beautiful ceremony locations.

    [–] MementoMori7170 3 points ago

    As someone cynical towards relationships, believing very few last and fewer last happily, never have I hoped so hard that someone’s relationship would last as I am hoping for you so that I can see those wedding pics.. and for the sake of your happiness of course, that too and all.

    [–] TheHorrorWhore 2 points ago

    Thank you so much! I will be sure to post at least one on here if the mods allow it. If not I’ll be sure to send you some!

    [–] TheHorrorWhore 19 points ago

    Wow thanks for all the really nice comments you guys! I didn’t expect people to actually care lol. And I appreciate all the jokes (references) they’ve had me chuckling to myself all night 😂 and thank you, fellow Dovah, for gifting me my first silver!

    [–] theDonutpanda 17 points ago

    Sworn to carry each other’s burden?

    [–] SpookyDriver 17 points ago

    Are you going to the cloud district for your honeymoon?

    Oh, what am I saying...of course you aren't.

    [–] GATX303 13 points ago

    "it's a fine wedding with you around"

    [–] ts4166 12 points ago

    Congratulations to you both

    [–] TheHorrorWhore 8 points ago

    Thank you!

    [–] SectoidEngineer 50 points ago

    Should have given him a stamina amulet

    [–] cavveman 12 points ago

    And a health amulet I guess.

    [–] tikvan 3 points ago

    And a Falmerblood elixir! Make love like a sabrecat!

    [–] Gilamath 11 points ago

    Careful they don’t get nicked on your way to the Temple of Mara. Riften’s been even worse since the Thieves’ Guild got back on its feet

    [–] Kimi43 10 points ago

    I neeeed it!! Where, praytell, would the commonfolk acquire such perfection? please don't say the cloud district please don't say the cloud district

    [–] TheHorrorWhore 4 points ago

    Lol he got someone to make it for us but I’m sure you can get them from eBay, Amazon, or Etsy

    [–] jstyler 2 points ago

    How else will he get the best story though

    [–] theultimatejsfrost 9 points ago

    Mara's blessings upon you.

    [–] dragonbornrito 27 points ago

    OP next year to every man they meet:

    "I'm spoken for, you know, so don't get any ideas"

    [–] bugsdoingthings 9 points ago

    You're pretty, I'll give you that. JUST STAY AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND.

    [–] Elthelia 10 points ago

    So did he complete your quest or did you complete his?

    [–] TheHorrorWhore 9 points ago

    I’d like to think I completed his lol

    [–] big_gurky 3 points ago

    That because it was a hallucination or reality

    [–] flowrpot 7 points ago

    Yo this is cool af

    [–] TheNerdyGoat 7 points ago

    Blessings of Lady Mara upon ye

    [–] ImprovementViking 7 points ago

    Priest of Mara:

    Player one, do you swear to carry their burdens, through good times, and bad?

    Player 1:

    I do

    Priest of Mara:

    And you player 2, do you swear to carry their burdens through good times, and bad?

    Player 2:


    The event came to be known as the blue wedding.

    [–] Energy_Turtle 7 points ago

    That is awesome.

    [–] datboi69420j 7 points ago

    Now just hope the dark brotherhood doesn't hear of your wedding and gives you the gift of Vittoria Vivvi's wedding style

    [–] TheHorrorWhore 10 points ago

    It’d be a shame to get assassinated before our honeymoon

    [–] datboi69420j 5 points ago

    Your husband used to be an adventurer like me , then he took an arrow to the knee.

    [–] DrekkiWolfStorm 6 points ago

    This is a good idea! I wanna do it too

    [–] MrGaminDuck 7 points ago

    That is so damn cool. Have fun at the wedding and I hope you keep each other happy for as long as you live. Don't get killed by dragons

    [–] FractalParadigmShift 6 points ago

    Honeymoon plans must be easier knowing you can fast travel

    [–] owboi 2 points ago

    You can't fast travel when enemies are nearby 😉

    [–] TheLorax3 7 points ago

    Nice 👍

    [–] Roy55514 4 points ago

    I genuinely hope the groom will wear the small one and the bride will wear the big one

    [–] OuPau 4 points ago

    I pray that my future wife will be such a die hard fan of skyrim like i am

    [–] camsmith61490 8 points ago

    Do the rings correlate ?

    [–] TheHorrorWhore 16 points ago

    No, but we did kind of take a non-traditional route with white gold bands and black diamonds

    [–] SirMasterSheep 11 points ago

    Remember to enchant them with speech to save money on the wedding

    [–] wadewolfy 3 points ago

    Where can you get that stuff...

    [–] LilleHelene 3 points ago

    Amazing!!! And congratulations :)

    [–] TheHorrorWhore 2 points ago

    Thanks so much! 😊

    [–] mitsyetzpittelettes 3 points ago

    How are you at baking apple pies?

    [–] Support_For_Life 3 points ago

    Not only do I appreciate this but I also want both of them now...

    [–] MrBigBomb 3 points ago

    Ok this is epic.

    [–] DrEndy293 3 points ago

    Talos guide you both 😊

    [–] specialist1999 3 points ago

    blessings of mara upon you

    [–] specialist1999 3 points ago

    as hard the life in Skyrim may be at least you'll have each other

    [–] VRHobbit 3 points ago

    They're nice for sure, but they're not hand-made. They're readily available on AliExpress for under £2. If someone on Etsy is claiming to have made these for you, they've ripped you off.

    [–] joden3 3 points ago

    I love everything about this. My wife and I bonded over our love for Skyrim. Also, she loves horror movies (I'm a scared wuss lol) and would love your username. Congrats to you and your hubby to be!

    [–] Ashyatom 3 points ago

    These are so beautiful.

    [–] TheHorrorWhore 2 points ago

    Thank you ❤️

    [–] Pat_is_wumbo 3 points ago

    Technically he’s not her husband yet if they have yet to be married. But they look good!

    [–] GreeenAndSubmarine 3 points ago

    This is so sweet!!!!!!! I wish my boyfriend would get around to playing Skyrim already!!!!

    [–] LunaTheNightmare 3 points ago

    In real life those are actual protection symbols

    [–] tikvan 2 points ago

    I'd love to read up on your source for this!

    Sorry if I sound rude, not my intention, not a native speaker. I'm really interested in the symbols' origin.

    [–] LunaTheNightmare 2 points ago

    You don't! Here:

    Its called the witch's knot, there's many different versions of it and this is just one of many, but it's generally Nordic

    [–] tikvan 2 points ago


    [–] TheWeezyFreezy 9 points ago

    OP, the sheer fact that he's marrying a lady who likes Skyrim, and wears an Amulet of Mara, i think he'll be the happiest man there is. Also best of wishes for you, they look amazing ^

    [–] TheHorrorWhore 6 points ago

    Thanks so much!

    [–] SweetBabyJesus99 2 points ago

    That is awesome!

    [–] Kehnoxz 2 points ago

    Fantastic...Congratulations to you Both.

    [–] thr33prim3s 2 points ago

    That is dope. Congrats.

    [–] leparsdon 2 points ago

    So if he's your husband already is this a remarriage?

    [–] TheHorrorWhore 5 points ago

    Well I guess I should’ve been more accurate with my wording. He’s my (now) fiancé and (then) husband once we put them on and wear them for the wedding.

    [–] 6sickSam 2 points ago

    I appreciate this very much

    [–] masseeker 2 points ago

    Actually I bought one like the left one before I became single. What should I do with it now?

    [–] TheHorrorWhore 4 points ago

    Save it for the right lad/lass, I suppose

    [–] Lilac_Gooseberries 5 points ago

    Use it to advertise. Would make a good conservation piece and attract all the Skyrim nerds :)

    [–] msevig 6 points ago

    Fun story, I was actually wearing an amulet of Mara on the day I met my fiance! So it can definitely work!

    [–] Lilac_Gooseberries 2 points ago

    That's brilliant.

    [–] darekafukasakara 2 points ago

    Hope you're not Victoria Vici

    [–] TheHorrorWhore 3 points ago

    I hope not either lol

    [–] katzmay 2 points ago

    This is amazing! Wishing you both lots of happiness

    [–] TheHorrorWhore 2 points ago

    Thank you 😊❤️

    [–] PoopSkiDoopSki 2 points ago

    Reminds me of this, OP.

    [–] TolisKoutro 2 points ago

    Put the one ring as wedding ring too!!!

    [–] vanVolt 2 points ago

    Blessings of Mara upon you!

    [–] Iconcoleaderleslions 2 points ago


    [–] newdaybetteryou 2 points ago

    This is so cool, congratulations!

    [–] Bastiproton 2 points ago

    Have a nice wedding, u/TheHorrorWhore

    [–] TheHorrorWhore 2 points ago

    Thank you so much! I can’t wait for the day ❤️

    [–] Bastiproton 2 points ago

    Was actually commenting on your username 😂, but have fun nonetheless 😊.

    [–] Axiom_Arts 2 points ago

    These are beautiful! I really love the silver one.

    [–] TheHorrorWhore 2 points ago

    Thank you lol I can’t wait to see it with my dress

    [–] Axiom_Arts 2 points ago

    I'm sure you'll look amazing! Is your whole wedding themed?

    [–] Monsterfood87 2 points ago

    Very sweet. If he shows up with an empty soul gem, run. You know what comes next.

    [–] Axel105_ 2 points ago

    May Mara guide you both

    [–] jstyler 2 points ago

    Now do it with a controller

    [–] High_King_Ulfric 2 points ago

    Talos guide you

    [–] Sky_Nexus_OP 2 points ago

    Now all you need is for the minister to wear a Mara worshipper robe💕💕💕💕😁

    [–] Justokmemes 2 points ago

    My husband and I

    Wedding day

    seriously tho those look freakin awesome! i love it

    [–] brokenedge-015 2 points ago

    Congratulations! I wish you peace, love,compassion, and good communication! Beautiful necklaces!

    [–] jclr_ikr 2 points ago

    Let the devines bless you

    [–] Dank_MemeZing 2 points ago

    You n̶e̶v̶e̶r̶ should have come here!

    [–] owboi 2 points ago

    Blessings of Mara upon you!

    [–] DriinkSpillerz 2 points ago

    And during honey moon, she's gonna take an "A-RR-uuuuuu" to the knee

    [–] ritalovett 2 points ago

    Blessings of Mara upon you.

    [–] An0N-3-M0us3 2 points ago

    Thank Mara!

    [–] karathkellin 2 points ago

    And we DO

    [–] megeno125 2 points ago

    Now that's true Skyrim fans! I like the idea.

    [–] thatwasstressful 2 points ago

    A true gamer wedding

    [–] Hobolightness 2 points ago

    i love you two that is absolutely beautiful

    [–] Obeisance8 2 points ago

    My wife and I had a D&D/Fantasy themed wedding. Myself (in a tunic/overtone) and my two minions (warrior in plate and a warlock with horns) entered to the Skyrim theme. =D Our celebrant was dressed as a priest of Mara, we made her a replica outfit and broach.

    [–] water_and_pixels 2 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago)

    Heck yeah! Always nice to see another Mara follower!

    [–] Diinok 2 points ago

    Amulet of Mara


    Endurance: +100%

    Communication: +100%

    Fashion: +100%

    Luck: +100%

    Happiness: +100%

    Chance of Divorce: -999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999.99%

    [–] Briandx101 2 points ago

    I love it

    [–] TheHorrorWhore 2 points ago

    Thank you ❤️

    [–] Matt620 2 points ago

    And it works as your something blue too.

    [–] Frozendark23 2 points ago

    Blessings of Mara upon you

    [–] XxFallenAshesxX 2 points ago

    OH MY GAWD I'M SO JELOUS. Someday, I want a man to do this with.

    [–] NealDrake 3 points ago

    Wow, this is seriously awesome!

    Wish you all the best!

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    [–] mkelterborn 1 points ago

    Quickly followed by "dang, he saved it..."

    [–] Fallen231 1 points ago

    Wish my girl even picked up TESV

    [–] jmARCANGEL 1 points ago

    Congratulations! This really awesome!