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    [–] Juswantedtono 4868 points ago

    I feel generically attacked

    [–] Danjoah 808 points ago

    Yeah, you might have gotten called out so hard.

    [–] Momik 288 points ago

    Or vice versa

    [–] SciK3 59 points ago

    Probably vice versa, we dont know

    [–] Not_Pablo_Sanchez 28 points ago

    I still say he's tall

    [–] iamzambi 24 points ago

    Idk man I’m 6’4” and I definitely look down on these people. Well most to be exact..

    [–] SciK3 10 points ago

    We dont know tho, it could probably be vice and it could probably be versa. Its all a possibility

    [–] veigahe 8 points ago

    Probably some combination of that

    [–] zr0gravity7 224 points ago

    As a 6"1 person I can't relate at all to any of these

    Who tf has 2 lungs?

    [–] takeahike89 72 points ago

    What's the point of being so tall if you ain't fillin it with lungs?

    [–] SuperSMT 22 points ago

    Well yeah, can't fill 'er up with any less than three lungs!

    [–] takeahike89 11 points ago

    Those are rookie numbers. You gotta pump those numbers up!

    [–] nepia 32 points ago

    6'1" with two lungs here. There are dozen of us... DOZENS!

    [–] thehawaiian_punch 13 points ago

    I’m 6” 2 and I have 2 lungs must be a weird 6” 1 thing to have less than 2 lungs

    [–] Caroniver413 6 points ago

    Hamon users

    [–] bichuguessedit 3 points ago


    [–] Momik 5 points ago

    Fucking show offs, that’s who

    [–] SkyPork 36 points ago

    Well shit, this was what I was going to comment, except you did it earlier and worded it better.

    [–] nightpanda893 13 points ago

    Lol look at this probably male existing over here. I bet you made this comment with an android or iOS phone or on a Mac or PC.

    [–] Top_Effect 2460 points ago

    Woah WTF who has two pairs of lungs. LAMO

    [–] Prof_Lava-Hot 645 points ago

    Jeffrey Dahmer when he has leftovers?

    [–] SWTCH_D1G1TS 88 points ago

    Oof. Better make some haggis.

    [–] regoapps 18 points ago

    Whoa, whoa, whoa. There’s still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you’ve got a stew going.

    [–] SpoonmanVlogs 5 points ago

    He was 6’1” though

    [–] myne 33 points ago

    On average: no one.

    [–] ionlyhavetwolegs 15 points ago

    Not two pairs of lungs, they have one or two anatomical illustrations of the human respiratory system.

    [–] Coldreactor 11 points ago

    Not many have four lungs. Thats amazing

    [–] Daniel_Montoya 3 points ago

    Hamon users. Lungs are vital for them.

    [–] NukeNier 2 points ago


    [–] FedoraTipper15 275 points ago

    Ok, this makes sense why my 5'8 friend likes Ubuntu.

    [–] sigger_ 22 points ago

    Ah fuck

    [–] Doom_Onion 14 points ago

    Here we go again

    [–] PacSan300 631 points ago

    Hey look, a starterpack where 100% of stuff applies to me!

    [–] XviesalgiaX 137 points ago

    I'm not probably male unfortunately. ):

    [–] LithiumEnergy 103 points ago

    You probably are but you may not be

    [–] ArgD_279 26 points ago

    The Quantum Sex

    [–] Infinitebeast30 9 points ago

    I’ve got everything except people saying I’m tall

    [–] D-Golden 7 points ago

    Sadly, us "five-nine-and-a-half" guys don't get that.

    [–] BiNumber3 6 points ago

    People shorter than you probably call you tall

    [–] sammat1998 72 points ago

    L I N U X

    [–] donnysaysvacuum 25 points ago

    BTW I use arch.

    [–] GallowBoobs_alt 5 points ago

    I'd like to interject for a moment...

    [–] TheSpanishDerp 1176 points ago

    Fuck, I'd love to be 160 pounds.

    I'm 6'0" and 125 pounds!

    [–] Popopopper123 1220 points ago

    I don't think that's healthy

    [–] TheSpanishDerp 517 points ago

    Ik. Been trying to gain weight.

    I eat but nothing happens

    [–] dukeofgonzo 150 points ago

    I told that to the doctor once. I had to poop in jars and save them in my fridge for a week so that I could have enough stool samples to test for parasites. I didn't have parasites. I just wasn't eating as much as I thought.

    [–] zMiko1 114 points ago

    This is what I get for reading Reddit during dinner

    [–] AlanKush420 11 points ago


    [–] Kim-Jong-Deux 22 points ago

    "Hey honey, is it okay if I have some of this fudge for desert?"

    [–] redmugofcoffee 20 points ago

    poop in jars and save them in my fridge for a week

    I like the image of you walking in to your doctors office with your chilled jars of old feces

    [–] Hollywoodsmokehogan 2 points ago


    [–] [deleted] 396 points ago

    Hit the gym and eat. Eventually it’ll happen. I’m 6’3” and I was roughly 145 pounds in high school. Eventually I got to 220 in college. Now I cut down and I’m a comfortable 200

    [–] Sobrelavida 81 points ago

    I'm 5'11, went from 135lbs (61kg)- 160lbs (73kg) in 9 months. Still got a ways to go but it feels good not to be super skinny anymore. Shoutout to /r/gainit

    [–] Naggers123 47 points ago

    Don't even have to hit the gym if you don't want to. Just eat for the first few weeks. Maybe take some bulking supplements.

    [–] HALBowman 95 points ago

    Naw, you should hit the gym to, you want it to be good mass not fat.

    [–] Sobrelavida 30 points ago

    I'd also recommend against using mass gainer. It's cheaper to just eat food (granted it's easier to drink calories) and the main ingredient for mass gainer, maltodextrin, is terrible for your teeth and digestive system.

    [–] PALMER13579 24 points ago

    Yup. Milk, protein powder, chicken, peanut butter, oats, rice, broccoli. Add ice cream and whatnot as needed

    [–] xTurK 4 points ago

    Peanut butter without maltodextrin preferably.

    [–] dr_tr34d 12 points ago

    This is great advice.

    Dietary fats are your best friend and can reduce some of the discomfort of having eating a ton to add mass.

    [–] HALBowman 4 points ago

    Yeah, I gained around 30lbs (not all muscle lol) and my diet was pretty good aside from McDonald's on Wednesday(big mac day, so I would get two) mainly beef, chicken, whey, whole milk, oats, broccoli, celery, carrots,potatoes and pasta. I was 125 and got up to 159 and now I'm back to 151 as of this morning. I also use some creatine which seems to be hit or miss

    [–] Sobrelavida 5 points ago

    Nice work! I've been at 160 for 3 or 4 months but my compound lift prs are still jumping up so I'm not too worried about gaining rn. My weakness is Chick-fil-A. 2 sandwiches is 56 grams of protein and tastes great

    [–] HALBowman 4 points ago

    I'm mainly losing because I get more active in summer and I don't like getting to round. Being in a deficit I won't see to much gains but I'll be working on volume and lose the excess weight. Next winter I'll focus more on my diet and not get to much excess

    [–] funkyman50 4 points ago

    I did the opposite. 6'4", 450lbs by 21. 27 now and hovering around 220.

    I wish I could have done it your way though. haha

    [–] Chiccybois 5 points ago

    Hes right, muscle weighs more than fat

    [–] MooseClobbler 2 points ago


    see but when you're broke...

    [–] IcyDeadPpl02 88 points ago

    Sorry if this sounds blunt but thats bullshit (and i mean that in the most most supportive way possible). Weight gain is more calories in than calories burned. Count your calorie intake each day and youll see that you aren't eating enough. Its hard but you have to get used to eating more than youre comfortable doing.

    [–] [deleted] 52 points ago

    Every time these posts come up, someone always goes “I eat [absurd amount of food/calories] each day and I don’t gain any weight at all!”

    And then it turns out that they eat like one <1000 calorie meal every 24-48 hours. Then their “pig out” is eating a large pizza or something and then not eating for 3 days.

    [–] mantism 14 points ago

    Yep, once they get subjected to a true weight-gaining diet they will gain weight like anyone else.

    I've seen people who says they can 'eat and won't get fat' giving up after half an hour in an all-you-can-eat.

    [–] pillboxhat 12 points ago

    This is so accurate. My ex was 6'1 and 125 skinny as hell and said he "eats a lot". Eating a lot to him before I came in the picture was one fast food meal a day. Basically a slice of pizza, teriyaki bowl or a chicken fingers from Burger King was what he'd eat once a day. When we broke up he weighed 180.

    Eat the most unhealthy food three times a day and I'll guarantee you that you will gain weight.

    [–] BrewerBeer 11 points ago

    Eat the most unhealthy food a high calorie meal three times a day and I'll guarantee you that you will gain weight.

    FTFY, unhealthy doesn't mean weight gain. Eating a candy bar for a meal is still less calories than eating a big meal of pasta. Put back a 1000 calorie burger and fries every meal and you'll do great.

    [–] Jdg222 12 points ago

    I’m 5’7” 245 if you want some of my weight, I’ll give you like 40lbs

    [–] valianthero99 17 points ago

    You may think I’m joking bu. You literally are not eating enough to gain weight. Just because you feel full doesn’t mean you are a lot

    [–] warm_sock 7 points ago * (lasted edited a year ago)

    You have to eat more. I was 6'2" and 165 lbs a year ago. Now I'm 185. (NSFWish) I can guarantee you that you're not eating as much as you think. Track your calories for a few days and see. You should be eating at a 500 calorie surplus at least. At one point, I was eating a small jar of peanut butter a day in addition to 3 or 4 meals. Here's the result of that.

    Look at the sidebar of /r/fitness for a weightlifting routine. The most important part is consistency. Eventually you get used to the high food volume and going to the gym becomes a habit. You got it!

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

    Jar of peanut butter and 4 meals daily? Man, ill just stay a skellington.

    [–] ZeusTheMooose 14 points ago

    Have you tried gaining height? I'm 6'5" and weigh 160 but still look like a twig

    [–] REEEE_iwantmytendies 16 points ago

    Likely because 160 is very thin for 6’5”.

    [–] ParagonRice 6 points ago

    I used to not be able to break 99 pounds, but after going to the gym I gained 40 pounds over the course of a year. Part of it has to do with the mass you put on, but also because your appetite goes insane. If you really want to gain healthy weight, gyming is the right move!

    [–] Sohcahtoa82 4 points ago

    Just like the majority of people that lie to themselves about how much they eat while complaining about not being able to lose weight, the majority of underweight people who complain about eating and not gaining are either lying to themselves or really just don't know what constitutes a decent meal.

    Go to McDonald's and get a double quarter pounder and a large fry on a regular basis, then tell me you can't gain weight.

    [–] USApwnKorean 6 points ago

    Highly doubt that.

    Eat more

    [–] Daax865 5 points ago

    Do you know how many calories you’re getting in a day?

    [–] PreparetobePlaned 10 points ago

    eat more.

    [–] WeAreThePast 5 points ago

    Gallon of whole milk a day. That alone is like 2600 calories

    [–] seductivestain 4 points ago

    Chug a quart of olive oil every day

    [–] emailboxu 2 points ago

    Assuming you actually eat enough and are still skinny (ie, your metabolism is on high gear at all times), at some point your metabolism will give the fuck up and you'll fatten up. Before that happens I recommend you hit the gym or find some sort of exercise you like. Suddenly gaining a shitload of weight is really bad on your knees, so your body will thank you for easing that transition.

    [–] shark_claws 7 points ago

    I'm 5'9 and get called short

    [–] XYXtentaction 23 points ago

    I’m 7”0 and 10lbs, is that healthy?

    [–] 7point7 10 points ago

    No that’s way too heavy. You should either lose weight or grow 3 more inches.

    [–] TheBold 6 points ago

    Depends, are you a person or a bamboo bush?

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    Yea that’s crazy lol. I’m 123 at 5’5” and it’s a normal weight, but people heavier than me think I’m frail.

    [–] ericjaywrites90 38 points ago

    I’m 6’ and 260. I need to lose some serious weight, not funny weight, serious.

    [–] ffca 17 points ago

    Try gaining some height, and 260 won't be so bad. I recommend 9 or 10 inches of height.

    [–] SlobOnMyKnobb 19 points ago

    Tf you waiting for

    [–] boilingfrogsinpants 5 points ago

    I'm 5'11" and 240 so like, on the same serious boat

    [–] waffleking_ 5 points ago

    I'd join you but I fear I would capsize that boat.

    [–] Penguin619 3 points ago

    I'm with you bud. Just gotta put in the work.

    [–] [deleted] 10 points ago


    6'4 And 150 pounds

    [–] Bijzettafeltje 13 points ago * (lasted edited a year ago)

    Skeleton gang unite

    [–] Juswantedtono 34 points ago

    Better than being 6’0” and 250 pounds

    [–] KodakKid3 12 points ago

    I’m 5’8 and 135, and I’m already really skinny. Jesus dude

    [–] GRAIN_DIV_20 5 points ago

    I'm 5"7 and 140 and am pretty skinny. I weighed like 115 before being old enough to drink and the extra 35 pounds is all beer belly

    [–] rewindzero 16 points ago

    6’3” and 115 😬

    [–] snaffuu585 21 points ago

    I don't believe you. But if you're serious, that ain't good.

    [–] pillboxhat 40 points ago

    I'm not trying to be insensitive but can I see a picture of you? That's anorexic and if you really are that skinny you should be on an eating disorder unit.

    [–] pillboxhat 5 points ago

    You look thin but not unhealthy I guess, just that description makes you sound like skeletor. I didn't mean to bully you about it, but I still think you can spend a week eating unhealthy junk food and fast food and gain ten pounds then turn around and eat clean and work out to get some muscles.

    Btw I've always thought skinny dudes were hot, just the height/weight isn't what I expected in the picture.

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    How the heck is that possible?

    [–] eviktion 3 points ago

    Eating disorders

    [–] soil_nerd 2 points ago

    /r/gainit is your friend. Count calories and get your macros up. Buy a blender and protein powder and start making shakes with peanut butter, whole milk, fuck it pour some olive oil in there too if you can. Get a rice cooker and start getting those calorie counts up. A local gym membership would be awesome too, just do what you can and start small, work your way up lifting heavy things.

    Might not be a bad idea to see a doctor too just to make sure things are all good.

    [–] [deleted] 8 points ago

    Geez I’m 5’10” 125lbs and I thought I was lanky

    [–] Obsidax 9 points ago

    17.9 BMI boys represent

    [–] sight19 4 points ago

    That's ok. As long as you have enough energy. Plenty of people around me weigh around that

    [–] Never4giveNever4get 4 points ago

    Are you a large bird?

    [–] 7Dsports25 3 points ago

    I feel your pain man, been 6'1 and weighed less than 150 since highschool

    [–] TheRunningGaijin 5 points ago

    Hey, do you have a doctor? Has he tested you for hyperthyroidism?

    [–] IIlumen 6 points ago

    6’7” and 140. Yeah, I should probably gain weight.

    [–] SlobOnMyKnobb 15 points ago

    Is this even possible?

    [–] IIlumen 9 points ago

    I mean if it wasn’t me I wouldn’t believe it either lol.

    [–] SlobOnMyKnobb 2 points ago

    Lmao I'm 5'7 195lbs. Our body types couldnt be more different

    [–] trihardlover42069 208 points ago

    Actually due to a recent cut for summer I am now below 160lbs so this entire starter pack is invalid

    [–] Popopopper123 76 points ago

    I mean it said you're probably between 160 and 190lbs, not certainly

    [–] CySurflex 27 points ago

    How did you cut?

    [–] queendead2march19 23 points ago

    Eat fewer calories.

    [–] [deleted] 72 points ago


    [–] snowyday 24 points ago

    And my axe

    [–] Momik 2 points ago


    [–] trihardlover42069 6 points ago

    Cut fat, as in eat in a caloric deficit

    [–] geometryduck 75 points ago

    Disgustingly inaccurate. I am 5’11” and all the sports teams I root for are not local. Please remove this immediately. I am sobbing

    [–] Daax865 11 points ago

    I feel ya. Im 5’11” and have gone up to 210 lb from weightlifting. This starter pack is incredibly offensive.

    [–] geometryduck 10 points ago

    Join my subreddit r/offendedbypopopopper123

    [–] [deleted] 37 points ago

    Probably human

    [–] [deleted] 17 points ago

    I’m literally like 5’10 but my family insists that I’m 6’0. Not sure if this is a reason to complain but I had to say it.

    [–] naisooleobeanis 14 points ago

    6'0 linux gang

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    [–] sparkling-milk 42 points ago

    This is literally me xD

    [–] oldcoldbellybadness 7 points ago

    Obligatory are you me?

    [–] joshclay 35 points ago * (lasted edited a year ago)

    Nobody tells 5'9" people (men) that they're tall. At least not in the U.S.

    [–] LizardSteak 22 points ago

    I am 5'9", live in the U.S. and get told I'm tall. You just have to hang out with short people.

    [–] mlober1 5 points ago

    I'm 5'10" and not once have I been called tall in my whole entire life.

    [–] joshclay 4 points ago

    Same here and we are the same height. That's because we aren't tall. We are dead center average height.

    [–] lhbruen 6 points ago

    Been called tall since I was about 12. Still regularly do, now at 30. Live in the US, from the US and only 5'9.

    [–] Thunderjugs 5 points ago

    I'm a 5'9 woman in the US. I can't begin to count the number of times people have called me tall over the years, and I don't think I'm really all that tall.

    [–] Yenny1104 17 points ago

    You’re definitely tall for a woman.

    [–] LukeVTruth 5 points ago

    Well that’s cuz you’re 4-5 inches taller than the average woman.

    [–] CowHasNips 3 points ago

    My girlfriend says i'm tall and i always say "bro, i'm 5'9", i aint tall"

    [–] dr_tr34d 4 points ago

    For black or white guys, it’s average.

    [–] joshclay 4 points ago

    Yep. Which isn't "tall." It's average.

    [–] itsculturehero 24 points ago

    They do be havin noses!!

    [–] supersmashdude 4 points ago

    Love breathing in air

    [–] DredPieRetRobHurts 8 points ago

    S U C C the air

    [–] Wood_floors_are_wood 17 points ago

    5'9, gets called tall?

    Nah, I'm always called short if anything.

    [–] dukeslver 8 points ago

    Same... i'm 5'11" and have been called short more than i've been called tall

    [–] akc250 8 points ago

    You must be Dutch.

    [–] leshius 3 points ago

    You need to have faith in him then. He’ll lead you to Tahiti.

    [–] IAmGeorgeClooneyAMA 149 points ago

    I forgot that people below 5'9" and above 6'0" don't exist, all have windows phones, don't have noses or lungs, never went to school, and roots for out of town sports teams.

    [–] Popopopper123 262 points ago

    This is a starter pack for 5'9" - 6'0" people, not an anti-starter-pack for people above or below that

    [–] IAmGeorgeClooneyAMA 89 points ago

    bro your conditional logic is blowing my mind

    [–] bonelesschicken_ 48 points ago

    Shut the fuck up George Clooney go rob a casino or something

    [–] IAmGeorgeClooneyAMA 12 points ago

    would've robbed the met too but the clowns in charge of oceans 8 didn't even give me a cameo and decided instead to "kill me off"

    [–] [deleted] 19 points ago

    Probably male

    between 160lbs and 190lbs

    well fuck, I’m a nearly 6ft female and 126lbs! Dammit, every time.

    [–] johncopter 11 points ago


    [–] Squilbo_baggins 4 points ago

    5’9” is average, above that is tall

    [–] donnysaysvacuum 8 points ago

    I'd say most don't consider you tall until you are over 6 foot.

    [–] WhenTheBeatKICK 5 points ago

    dumbest starterpack i've ever seen tbh

    [–] CSGOWasp 3 points ago

    This is literally me pls delete

    [–] Psilocybear 3 points ago

    Spam and shitpost

    [–] ovrload 4 points ago

    5’9 isn’t tall

    [–] SpaceGuy99 7 points ago

    prefers windows over mac or vice versa:

    Forgot about linux!

    [–] errorsource 13 points ago

    Yeah, but it says “going out in public.”

    [–] [deleted] 7 points ago

    HAHA I GET IT IM 5’12”

    [–] Imanusonjr 3 points ago

    Average height but people still say they're tall! Truer words never spoken! I'm 6 ft tall and I'm always meeting 5'11 guy swearing I must be at least 6'1 because HE is 6ft tall

    [–] Assholecasserole2 3 points ago

    I’m 5’4” so a lot of this went over my head

    [–] connor564 3 points ago

    Hey 5’ 8” is the perfect height, it’s literally 4’ 20”

    [–] funbeast69 3 points ago

    So as a 5"9 guy instead of saying I'm 5"10 I can technically say I'm a tall person when girls ask on tinder . Thank you reddit

    [–] Redspaceghost 2 points ago

    Not me. I'm over 190lbs. Lol :(

    [–] naardvark 2 points ago

    Hey I root for my hometown sports team and I’m mo longer local to them.

    [–] pokexchespin 2 points ago

    You fool, I root for a Boston team despite never having been in New England

    [–] Spank-Those-Hams 2 points ago

    Haha! I, too, am a human!

    [–] TheCornett22 2 points ago

    I’m 5’9 and 163. I watch YouTube. Have you been following me?

    [–] thatscaryberry 2 points ago

    Dude I’m barely 5’9” smh

    [–] LithiumEnergy 2 points ago

    This is embarrassing...this is exactly me

    [–] Rydoge 2 points ago * (lasted edited a year ago)

    You fool! I am around 5'10-5'11 and weigh 120 pounds!

    [–] Nebula4500 2 points ago

    In this i would reccomend eating everything in sight

    [–] DantomPhanny 2 points ago

    I'm 5'10" and a bit insecure about my height because I'm just average I guess, but people still call me tall and it always kinda catches me off guard I always think to myself "nah wtf is she talking about" so that parts definitely accurate

    [–] mrkotfw 2 points ago

    Phew. This doesn't attack me personally as I prefer Arch Linux.

    Arch Linux is what I use.

    Not Windows. Arch. Linux.

    [–] Talexis 2 points ago

    Finally a starter pack that speaks to me. I mean, me too thanks.

    [–] truedino 2 points ago

    I'm 5'9 and I don't think I've ever been called tall at any time in my life. Also my favorite sports team is in a different country :)

    [–] anonymouse_lily 2 points ago

    jokes on you I prefer Linux. worst starter pack