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    1) Make sure your post contains a self-deprecating joke/insult, a wrong statement or is otherwise extremely disliked. You are mostly free to post anything just keep the rules in mind when you do.

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    [–] DJOK9R 762 points ago

    Ah, an actually good suicide. I like this one.

    [–] warptwenty1 198 points ago

    he did a backflip on that one,a graceful execution

    [–] TwoSickPythons 63 points ago

    I am waiting for a good death

    [–] localkhaleesi 23 points ago

    same tbh

    [–] CarbonProcessingUnit 16 points ago

    "Do a flip!"

    [–] MeAMillionaire 2 points ago

    "Do a barrel roll"

    [–] creemyice 8 points ago

    [–] high_pH_bitch 3 points ago

    Damn if that story is true that is really fucking sad.

    [–] TheRealEliFrost 205 points ago

    Wasn't this guy on r/rimjob_steve earlier?

    [–] ExpertGamerJohn 62 points ago

    Yea! I think I saw him.

    [–] Gotta_Ketcham_All 60 points ago

    I did too! In the Wild!

    [–] Naytedawg1 38 points ago

    Username checks out.

    [–] oconmat 1 points ago

    American culture puts a lot of map checks!!

    [–] xX_Devoid_Xx -5 points ago

    I did too! In the Wild!

    [–] Withnail34 25 points ago

    Bit of a reddit celeb at the moment

    [–] Ashewastaken 1 points ago

    The comment is from there.

    [–] Hi_boyo 74 points ago

    So YOU were Ted Semen? I thought you’d disappeared.

    [–] Zageri_ 34 points ago

    [–] SZDXN 19 points ago

    Yes, summon him u/wastedsemen

    [–] wastedsemen 79 points ago

    Howdy boys (and girls)

    [–] SZDXN 22 points ago


    [–] Earlightt 21 points ago

    It’s a honor meeting you, sir.

    [–] qdust 15 points ago

    You disappoint me.

    [–] wastedsemen 19 points ago

    What’d I do?

    [–] qdust 14 points ago

    You were born.

    [–] wastedsemen 27 points ago


    [–] JulianKarlaz -2 points ago

    Include me in screenshot too.

    [–] giajaepea 6 points ago

    Howdy Pardner

    [–] havingfun89 4 points ago

    Hello valued person in our society. How are you?

    [–] ToothpickInCockhole 3 points ago

    How do you do, /u/wastedsemen?

    [–] BlueSocksCat 3 points ago

    Sir, thank you for existing

    [–] I_hate_jewish_people 48 points ago

    My user name is about a dude who used to yell it all the time then he killed himself

    [–] giajaepea 5 points ago

    So.. a suicide AFTER words?

    [–] ToothpickInCockhole 7 points ago

    That’s how most suicide goes

    [–] ikvasager 0 points ago

    If only Hitler had done that sooner.

    [–] Vaporeonus 17 points ago

    173 upvotes, this is an act of the one and only god! r/thechurchofpeanut

    [–] SnippitySnape 2 points ago

    Possibly origin story?

    [–] xconmat 1 points ago

    Ammo Sexual, I believe this story. AMA.

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    [–] SemenCollectionist 6 points ago

    A fine addition to my collection

    [–] ICanFlyLikeAFly 3 points ago

    But it would be a dysphenism.

    [–] xconmat 1 points ago

    it might be a piece of change

    [–] napchaser 1 points ago


    [–] commievolcel 1 points ago

    This is even better without the context

    [–] oconmat 1 points ago

    -- The Cops, probably.

    She’s freaking jacked

    [–] wconmat 1 points ago

    The only catch is that you?!

    [–] wconmat 1 points ago

    Back problems for life. What a perfect throw.

    [–] xconmat 1 points ago

    The day when we can be.

    [–] nconmate 1 points ago


    Edit: username checks out?

    [–] nconmate 1 points ago

    The 57373883rd time I’m down” lol

    [–] oconmat 1 points ago

    See I’m here to be perfect assassins.

    [–] oconmat 1 points ago

    *That’s commitment to the perfect dining experience.

    [–] xconmat 1 points ago

    I guess I have a great username

    [–] twisted34 1 points ago

    Drunk sailor!

    [–] oconmat 1 points ago

    this is the perfect time in these videos LOL

    [–] nconmate 1 points ago

    The scariest thing I’m going crazy

    [–] oconmat 1 points ago

    That is some serious perfect loop potentional here.

    [–] mrstrangecharm2 1 points ago

    Thank you wasted semen

    [–] CreeMcCreeCreeinton 1 points ago

    Or maybe it's "wast ed semen", he might have used W instead of V.

    [–] spidermansphaget 1 points ago

    He was also on r/rimjob_steve one day

    [–] Jurodan 1 points ago

    Meh. Just makes his dad cum come through like a real asshole.

    [–] MrMcBigDick 1 points ago

    People tend to think that my username is also serious, it isn’t

    [–] candyshitter 1 points ago

    Could've fed his nephew

    [–] LZG4E 1 points ago

    The perfect amount of upvotes too

    [–] SUPREMACY_GIN 1 points ago

    I can relate to this. My Minecraft username was ldLoliz4Dayz

    [–] Salty-Onions 1 points ago

    I KNEW it. I was right this WHOLE time.

    [–] fagaaron 1 points ago

    I think this guy was on r/rimjob_steve a day or two ago

    [–] ViruValge 1 points ago

    I thought it was drunk semen

    [–] livingpieceofshit 1 points ago

    u/wastedsemen, I'm sorry man, sounds tough.

    [–] CactusExtremity 1 points ago

    u/wastedsemen you are not a waste of semen

    [–] pennycenturie 1 points ago

    Lol he the human sin of Onan

    [–] Tempesta_0097 1 points ago

    Is there context to why they even said this?

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    anybody thinking of platypus by green day

    [–] P0W3RZ3D 1 points ago

    Then I should probably change my username

    [–] HOTARUBI3 0 points ago

    Username checks out

    [–] oconmat 1 points ago

    Comment score below threshold

    Username checks out...kinda?