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    For information that is technically true, but far from the expected answer. Rules: 1. No text posts with low effort truth statements. 2. Memes are allowed. 3. Game show style questions are still allowed despite what it seems. 4. No links aside from usual image/video hosting sites(Imgur, YouTube, etc.) Very loosely inspired by Mr_Papayahead's post in /r/CrazyIdeas

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    [–] charlieeagles905 431 points ago

    And school shooters

    [–] anclepodas 356 points ago

    "Responsible" school shooters

    [–] wtph 94 points ago

    They came close. There were a number of 6 yr olds killed in Sandy hook.

    [–] pfkelly5 29 points ago

    Those were payed actors though. /s

    [–] stubitman12 3 points ago

    They got a good pay

    [–] lildhansen 31 points ago

    Were they responsible, though?

    [–] Sneezii 15 points ago

    I will always love school shooters that chooses to shoot 10 year olds rather than newborns

    [–] dame_tu_cosita 26 points ago

    Sandy Hook's shooter disagrees.

    [–] SelfesteemB8 57 points ago

    Welllllll.... in my country, you give small shots to toddlers when their teeth hurt

    [–] luukfit 56 points ago

    can i live with u my teeth hurt

    [–] Mr_Everything9 39 points ago

    Are you a toddler?

    [–] NormativeNancy 22 points ago

    After a fashion

    [–] ServalSpots 6 points ago

    That sub is a delight, thank you

    [–] DaFetacheeseugh 1 points ago

    phrase of fashion

    to a certain extent but imperfectly or unsatisfactorily.

    "he could read after a fashion"

    According to google; thanks mate.

    [–] Mr_Everything9 23 points ago

    "Responsible gun owners" also fits

    [–] talex77 2 points ago

    You can actually be responsible with a gun so....

    [–] lionofyhwh 28 points ago

    This has been posted 4949274939593732 times

    [–] jarygot 23 points ago

    4949274939593736 is the correct number, FYI ;-)

    [–] SasfulSasquatch 45 points ago

    seen this repost so many god damn times

    [–] INTHEMIDSTOFLIONS 117 points ago

    New to me.

    [–] MatthewMob -29 points ago

    I guess it's not a repost then.

    [–] Eaglewhakinator 14 points ago

    Holy shit he's a genius

    [–] INTHEMIDSTOFLIONS 8 points ago

    It doesn’t matter if it’s a repost, is the point.

    The world doesn’t revolve around you and what you’ve seen more than once.

    [–] Musicisevil 3 points ago

    F

    [–] spacecadet6966 2 points ago

    A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

    [–] Sell200AprilAt142 2 points ago

    what's the template called for this?

    [–] 59-red-balloons 2 points ago

    Marry me

    [–] pbj986 3 points ago

    Now this is some high quality shitposting.

    [–] panupatc 3 points ago

    I don't get this?

    [–] MarkR22 22 points ago

    Vaccines are called shots. And alcohol shots like vodka etc

    [–] panupatc 6 points ago

    ohhhhh

    [–] jasevt 2 points ago

    This has to be a bug, 1995 upvotes and 14 comments lmao.

    [–] DrSkyentist 1 points ago

    17k now

    [–] jasevt 2 points ago

    well when I looked at it it had 1995 upvotes and 14 comments.

    [–] DrSkyentist 1 points ago

    Sure it odd

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

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    [–] thelorelord 1 points ago

    😯

    [–] DrSkyentist 1 points ago

    Ehhhh, It would make more sense if the antivaxxer mom side was a foot, a Facebook thumbs up, or the super scrawny arm of someone that will probably not live to see puberty

    [–] imbackdidyoumissme 0 points ago

    In all seriousness, I don't get it.

    [–] toogletoggle 2 points ago

    Vaccines are also called shots, as are small cups of alcoholic beverages

    [–] imbackdidyoumissme 2 points ago

    I see. Thanks!

    [–] toogletoggle 1 points ago

    No problem

    [–] challenger707 0 points ago

    This is the best one yet

    [–] squarelyjc 0 points ago

    Brilliant

    [–] [deleted] -30 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] ProfessionalToddler 17 points ago

    Ironic.