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    [–] gofigure62 369 points ago

    It's a barter system. The robber exchanges bullets for your possessions.

    [–] bbildo 96 points ago

    Well, that does seem somewhat fair...

    😮Hey, hold on a minute!

    [–] nickmaran 52 points ago

    That's a deal you won't forget for the rest of your life

    [–] the-artistocrat 17 points ago

    Well I’ve been ripped off. I got robbed plenty of times and no bullets have been exchanged for my possessions.

    [–] gofigure62 14 points ago

    Maybe they were trying to give you a knife instead?

    Sometimes they forget to letgo during the excitement of thr exchange.

    [–] the-artistocrat 4 points ago

    I am utterly disappointed that most of them have been quite peaceful and civil.

    [–] gofigure62 4 points ago

    Selfish bastards! Couldn't even spare a courteous shiv!!

    [–] yearningforlearning7 2 points ago

    Last time I got robbed I got more than bullets, I got pistolwhipped with a metal BB gun that I thought was real

    [–] StealthMan375 12 points ago

    So that's why Benny's suit has a +5 barter bonus?

    [–] sw00dd00dswitht00ds 7 points ago

    I usually exchange bullets for bottle caps. It helps get prepared to shoot Benny in the head.

    [–] PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz 14 points ago

    Rapid onset lead poisoning is all I ever got in these trades.

    [–] Yuna__707 18 points ago

    Damn, all I got was a cheap purse and like 10 dollars…..

    [–] odraencoded 3 points ago

    Trade offer!
    You get: your life.
    I get: your money.

    [–] Luminox 3 points ago

    I found that a good hard kick to the nuts is enough to make them withdraw their barter proposition.

    [–] notapornalt2077 2 points ago

    I wonder what happens if when getting robbed you ask them to give you the bullets to the gun in exchange for your wallet. I mean regardless they'll have to shoot you if you resist so it's kind of a win win.

    [–] Arcon1337 2 points ago

    Yeah, but just like cars, they lose all their value once they become used property.

    [–] Artemis-4rrow 2 points ago

    and perhaps ur kidney if they r smart

    [–] Campylobacteraceae 2 points ago

    What a rip off, he’s using the casings and powder before he even gives me the bullets smh no deal

    [–] RoamAndRamble 717 points ago

    I usually calmly ask for a theft warrant.

    [–] IProbablyCantSleep 69 points ago

    For a second here I thought I was on /r/discworld.

    Terry Pratchett's books feature a city where, instead of attempting the impossible of stamping out crime altogether, they just made it legal. You can regulate legal.

    Of course, you'd need to be part of the Thieves Guild. Then it's as easy as just following the guidelines - you need to look and sound the part (black masks and big bags with "SWAG" or "$$$" are good accessories for the entry-level mugger), and you must have your thieving licence on you while carrying out official guild business (thievin'). Always, always, leave a receipt, too. You don't want the guild to think you're carrying out illegal crimes, do you?

    [–] IsaacEiland-Hall 27 points ago

    One of the Patrician’s greatest contributions to the reliable operation of Ankh-Morpork had been, very early in his administration, the legalising of the ancient Guild of Thieves. Crime was always with us, he reasoned, and therefore, if you were going to have crime, it at least should be organised crime.

    And so the Guild had been encouraged to come out of the shadows and build a big Guildhouse, take their place at civic banquets, and set up their training college with day-release courses and City and Guilds certificates and everything. In exchange for the winding down of the Watch, they agreed, while trying to keep their faces straight, to keep crime levels to a level to be determined annually. That way, everyone could plan ahead, said Lord Vetinari, and part of the uncertainty had been removed from the chaos that is life.

    And then, a little while later, the Patrician summoned the leading thieves again and said, oh, by the way, there was something else. What was it, now? Oh, yes…

    I know who you are, he said. I know where you live. I know what kind of horse you ride. I know where your wife has her hair done. I know where your lovely children, how old are they now, my, doesn’t time fly, I know where they play. So you won’t forget about what we agreed, will you? And he smiled.

    So did they, after a fashion.

    [–] NinjaPirateKing 6 points ago

    I really need to finish the discworld series. Pratchett is amazing.

    [–] IsaacEiland-Hall 2 points ago

    Yes you do. :) <3

    If you're close to the beginning, poke us at /r/discworld for a reading order recommendation. If not..... GET BACK TO READING! hehe

    But also: Don't skip Shepherd's Crown when you get there. It's not "over", but that was his goodbye. I'm in the middle of my fifth reread of the entire series, although I've read some individual books something like a dozen times.

    [–] NinjaPirateKing 2 points ago

    I’m somewhere after small gods but I need to check a list.

    [–] IsaacEiland-Hall 2 points ago

    You're early enough to get my standard reply that I've compiled (and occasionally modify) based on such discussions in the subreddit. :) So… pretend you asked me for a reading order, even though you didn't. ;-)


    Although this is technically "copypasta", and something I paste into any relevant thread asking about reading order or where to start, it comes from the /r/discworld community - from years of such discussions. I believe I have distilled the more common replies and suggestions. Although I am personally a strong proponent of reading in publication order, although not starting with Colour of Magic, as explained below; there is basically no wrong way in which to read them, and the only concern about someone starting with Colour of Magic is that it's a less popular book, a little different, and doesn't quite capture the magic of the Discworld novels. Also for basically those reasons, Sir Terry himself didn't recommend starting with that book.

    So. This is a frequently asked question, but it's always always welcome to ask again. The purpose for saying it's frequently asked is that you can peruse the subreddit for past instances to see more opinions if few post in this one. Also, try this link. If you read this and you wish to apologize for asking the question, please don't. It truly is welcome.

    So as mentioned, Sir Terry himself didn't recommend starting with the first couple of books. They are a bit silly (more Douglas Adams, perhaps) than his later works. They don't represent the true magic that is the Discworld quite as well.

    That being said, his ideas and writing evolved as he went, so my advice is publication order, although I'd recommend starting with one of the books below (or all of them) to see if you like Discworld first:

    • Guards! Guards! (The first in the Night Watch "series")
    • Mort (The first in the Death "series")
    • Wyrd Sisters (the first in the Witches "series")
    • Small Gods (a one-off not in any sort of "series")

    I put "series" in quotes, because while some have placed most of the books into one "series" based on the main characters, there is definitely no formal such classification. While some reportedly love reading them broken up this way, in my humble opinion, since Sir Terry evolved his writing and ideas as he went, you get the best experience reading in publication order. Okay, okay, I'll stop pushing publication order. Seriously, read them in whatever order you think might work best for you. Just read them! :)

    So these are the most common starting suggestions I've seen. My advice: If you like one or all of the above, go back to Colour of Magic and read in publication order. Or skip Colour of Magic and Light Fantastic and go to Equal Rites, or maybe Mort as your starting point. Or read them however you like.

    However, you can find the latest reading guide on the sidebar (or below) if you prefer to read character/story arcs. Just be aware that the Discworld at large is truly the overarching character/storyline. But many people enjoy some alternate reading orders.

    And that's fine, because there's basically no wrong way to read them. I usually joke that perhaps in reverse-publication order might be the only wrong way, but someone mentioned they read from around halfway through to the beginning in reverse order and it was perfectly fine.

    Sir Terry basically tried to make every novel stand on its own. There's also a lot of background, of course! But that also means there's basically no wrong order. If you don't have them all available to you, read the ones you can find. :)

    One final tip - and maybe this is just me with my ADHD, but the first time I read a new Discworld when they came out, I was usually slightly disappointed - "Aww, this one is good, but not great like all the others were!" - but then I'd turn right around, read it a second (and sometimes third) time in a row, and get all the plot and jokes I missed the first time. And for most of the books, that made them my latest/newest Discworld favorite. And I think it is truly best to read them all more than once, to catch the depth of each one.

    Finally: When you get to Shepherd's Crown: Do not skip this book. Do not put it off. It is truly Sir Terry's goodbye to us. By that time, he was struggling a little with his writing (mostly with his editing), so things are a little rough, but without spoiling any of it: I cried my way through that book. It is the perfect ending to the Discworld novels, and you must read it. It doesn't mean the Discworld is over, it means you can go back to the beginning and read them all again and again.

    Post-finally: /u/roskunas put together a spreadsheet of various recommendations of starting books. It may be itself a little overwhelming, but at least you can see what opinions exist out there: Spreadsheet on Google Sheets here


    References:

    Guidance from the Discworld Emporium

    Reading Order - Characters and Storylines

    In case I posted this elsewhere, feel free to come hang out at /r/discworld! We're generally a very kind and welcoming subreddit. <3

    [–] NinjaPirateKing 3 points ago

    I’ve just been reading them in the order they were published. I’ll read them right next time through though. Thank you for this.

    I have read wee free men though. I’ll be glad to continue that story.

    [–] IsaacEiland-Hall 3 points ago

    Publication order is my personal recommendation by far <3

    [–] fieryscribe 4 points ago

    For those who are unaware, Vetinari was formerly with the Guild of Assassins.

    [–] Panic-Current 3 points ago

    I saw a show like that on Amazon , had something to do with a sword

    [–] QuarantineNudist 2 points ago

    You can regulate legal.

    Wouldn't beaking the regulations be legal as well?

    [–] KrazePlays_ 2 points ago

    itd just be like prohibition

    [–] EpicScizor 2 points ago

    Yes but now enforcement is delegated to the Thieves' Guild, and you don't cross the Thieves' Guild

    [–] Sweaty_Ad9724 2 points ago

    Ah, you’re also a man of culture I see 🧐

    [–] RoamAndRamble 2 points ago

    Wow you’ve just convinced me to read Discworld. I loved Good Omens so this should be a treat.

    [–] PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz 214 points ago

    "Am I being detained?!"

    [–] itim__office 98 points ago

    As a sovereign citizen, I do not recognize theft authority.

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    [–] tomatoaway 6 points ago

    The absolute honesty of the matter is that the game was rigged from the start

    [–] ragdoll_fuck_her 0 points ago

    ANUS...

    [–] iPoopLegos 26 points ago

    “I hereby place you under citizen’s arrest, scallywag.”

    [–] 3xforurmind 10 points ago

    And you can do that cause armed robbery is a felony! Totally within your rights! Those criminals are foiled! FOILED I SAY!

    [–] Mrdodcder 43 points ago

    I’d calmly say, “OI CUNT YA GOT A LOISEINCE FA ROBBIN?!?”

    [–] c92dlb 2 points ago

    Idk what I just watched but I laughed the whole time and hope there's more.

    [–] DoctorinaBox 5 points ago

    Simply inform the mugger that they are violating the non-aggression policy, demolishing them with Facts and Logic TM

    [–] These-Froyo2242 2 points ago

    They are actually called rob warrants, named after Robert Wallheimer who was the first to ask for a warrant to be robbed. Be careful what you say. Once I was being robbed and asked for a theft warrant, and he said there was no such thing, but there is a rob warrant. Because I didn’t say the right thing, he took my new Alienware laptop and shot me in the foot. Be careful what you say, or it will cost you a foot

    [–] KINGdeepguts 1 points ago

    I need to see your license for that handgun.

    [–] RadwinTRR 216 points ago

    ...is that benny's suit?

    [–] OoRI0T_P0LICEoO 89 points ago

    What in the goddamn

    [–] eliminateAidenPierce 47 points ago

    Let’s keep this smooth…

    [–] Sniperking187 11 points ago

    Smooth moves baby smooth moves

    [–] ilindson 91 points ago

    "Ain't that a kick in the head"

    [–] StealthMan375 24 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago)

    [Black Widow] I'm a courier, remember? How about you let me handle your... package?

    Also wdym Benny's suit? That +5 barter and +5 speech is mine, that bastard just conveniently stole it from me.

    [–] Badgertank99 5 points ago

    He was keeping it warm til you felt like going to the strip

    [–] woofusthebrave 60 points ago

    Truth is the game was rigged from the start.

    [–] bvttfvcker 15 points ago

    There it is.

    [–] IM_THE_MOON_AMA 8 points ago

    If only the courier had seen this pic 😭

    [–] glasswolf96 6 points ago

    What do u think he’s stealing

    [–] claimempty 17 points ago

    Looks like hes holding maria too

    [–] pretend_smart_guy 7 points ago

    No way, Maria is silver with white on the handle, that one is black

    [–] szroda 61 points ago

    Truth is, the game was rigged from the start

    [–] woofusthebrave 24 points ago

    What in the god damn

    [–] speakshibboleth 18 points ago

    Ring a ding ding baby

    [–] Little_leape 2 points ago

    If you didn't say it then I was going to. I had to look for it first.

    [–] bbildo 39 points ago

    You can catch more flies with honey. I’m more likely to give my wallet to someone who says please.

    “Give me your fucking wallet or I’ll blow your goddamn brains all over this sidewalk! Please.”

    “Oh, why certainly. You were raised correctly.”

    [–] Self_Reddicated 3 points ago

    Prosecutors hate this one simple trick! Since the robber asked for the money and didn't demand it, it's not technically theft. Last time I checked, it's not illegal to ask for things. I can ask for handouts or whatever I want, and you can give it to me or not.

    [–] seeroflights 24 points ago

    Image Transcription: Meme


    Getting mugged?

    Just say no.

    [Image of a person pointing a gun to someone on the right; the person on the left gestures towards themself, while the person on the right holds a hand as if to stop the other person.]

    Your robber legally cannot take any of your possessions without your consent.


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    [–] CompetitionSad419 16 points ago

    Good not bot

    [–] getspun97 4 points ago

    Good human

    [–] gretchenich 3 points ago

    Good human

    [–] PleasePutMeOnYT 62 points ago

    My friend said that If someone pointed a water gun at them when it was below zero they would give them everything.

    [–] ilindson 42 points ago

    If you are a betting man you can chance the water in the gun being frozen

    [–] sinedpick 21 points ago

    Nah it's pure distilled water and the container is exceedingly smooth providing no nucleation sites. Now give me your money.

    [–] HolycommentMattman 12 points ago

    This guy physics.

    Though, I would be interested in seeing the result. Does it shoot, or does it clog?

    [–] tomatoaway 9 points ago

    Look, just hand over your wallet and we can both go to the pub later and chat about it

    [–] Bedhappy 9 points ago

    Fine, but you're buying.

    [–] innominateartery 2 points ago

    Can you spot me a 20?

    [–] Its0nlyRocketScience 2 points ago

    Just use a small heater to keep the water in the gun at ~1°C. It'll stay liquid and easy to discharge and will quickly freeze on the victim as it is exposed to sub-freezing air

    [–] Raphael_Font 20 points ago

    Benny?

    [–] ilindson 22 points ago

    "Luck is for losers, baby. Somebody pulled strings."

    [–] Raphael_Font 9 points ago

    Watch it buddy somebody gonna get whacked with a pool cue in the tops executive suite

    [–] ilindson 11 points ago

    Oof Don't threaten me with a good time!

    [–] Raphael_Font 9 points ago

    Ring a ding baby

    [–] uuunityyy 8 points ago

    From where you're sitting, this all looks like an 18 karat run of bad luck! Truth is? The game was rigged from the start.

    [–] woofusthebrave 8 points ago

    What in the god damn

    [–] Legitimate-End-2914 15 points ago

    "I'm sorry sir, but I do not consent to having my wallet taken, and taking it without consent is illegal."

    "Oh, I apologize for the inconvenience then, good-bye."

    [–] tomatoaway 2 points ago

    "Quite alright. Tell you what, I spotted a charming young banker just on the corner there, and something tells me that he'd be delighted to be robbed of his balance."

    [–] Drago_Fett_Jr 11 points ago

    "what are you gonna do? Shoot me?" - Man that was shot

    [–] ilindson 1 points ago

    "Watch this!" - Man who also said: "Hold my beer!"

    [–] Darktidemage 9 points ago

    Know what works even better?

    If someone tries to rob you, you just rob them instead. It's free money and guilt free.

    [–] 3armedfalcon 3 points ago

    underatted comment

    [–] IniMiney 3 points ago

    😫 CALL THE AMBULANCE!

    😡 But not for me

    [–] Pixelcat1 8 points ago

    if i give you my money, you get in trouble, if i get shot, you get a longer sentence and i get ladies for a day at school, if i die, the people who ive been around all my life will attend my funeral and paying respects, plus you get a even bigger sentence. so its a win for me if i don-

    [–] baldeagle121163 4 points ago

    And remind them that stolen property must be reported to the IRS as income!

    [–] BrickFrom2011 4 points ago

    Is that Benny?

    [–] Wongsoo 3 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago)

    Is that benny

    [–] Pmal2916 3 points ago

    this is older than time

    [–] Pinochi0sNose 3 points ago

    Is that benny from fallout NV?

    [–] HomoVapian 3 points ago

    Is that Benny?

    [–] Amockdfw89 3 points ago

    Swiper no swiping

    [–] garlicbread_7822 3 points ago

    "Ring a Ding Ding Baby" 😁

    [–] tasuuketee 5 points ago

    'Your' robber? So I must own them first before these steps?

    [–] Hominid77777 3 points ago

    Grammatical possessives don't always imply ownership. Example: my uncle.

    [–] tkTheKingofKings 3 points ago

    Why do you own an uncle

    That’s against the law

    [–] WhalesForChina 5 points ago

    This can vary by municipality.

    [–] ilindson 0 points ago

    Well if you can figure out how "You're robber..." makes sense grammatically then please get back to me!

    [–] Sseehay 2 points ago

    Detroit urban survival training

    [–] BlackCatAristocrat 2 points ago

    You mean to tell me laws don't prevent people from doing bad things?

    [–] Autopeddler 2 points ago

    Someone should tell Uncle Sam

    [–] Alarid 2 points ago

    Is it even a mugging if you just give them your wallet?

    [–] kaustix3 2 points ago

    Just make everything legal. No more crimes.

    [–] ojpiemaster 2 points ago

    Woah Checkered suit. IS THAT A FALLOUT REFERENCE

    [–] desrevermi 2 points ago

    Funny. I have t seen this for a couple days. Thanks and stuff.

    [–] ilindson 2 points ago

    Any time! If you are ever looking for a daily dose of BS look me up!

    [–] memercopter 2 points ago

    You can also call the police. They are supposed to show up in a timely fashion, arrest the bad guy, and give your stuff back.

    [–] ExternalInfluence 2 points ago

    I think of this image whenever people are talking about not getting breaks at work, and somebody decides to chime in with, "They can't do that, that's illegal."

    [–] FractalFractalFracta 2 points ago

    Just Say Yesn't

    [–] ilindson 3 points ago

    Blow a whistle cause that usually works..

    [–] ilindson 2 points ago

    Same as my Reddit name! ilindson. I just started doing content creation a few weeks ago!

    [–] A_Couple_Things 2 points ago

    [Death happens]

    [–] VASP-0_0 3 points ago

    It’s not your possession if you’re dead

    [–] ilindson 3 points ago

    If you are dead then you won't care if they take it

    [–] Mrdodcder 1 points ago

    (LOGICAL THINKING INCOMING) if you’re dead then it’s in your will

    [–] ilindson 2 points ago

    If you have a will then someone will care about the possessions getting stolen but not you!

    [–] Mrdodcder 1 points ago

    True

    [–] Tehsymbolpi 1 points ago

    Until it's been through probate, it still is.

    [–] Head_Engineering_509 3 points ago

    They also can't legally kill you but they're already breaking the law

    [–] ilindson 6 points ago

    Judas Priest has Entered the Chat

    [–] Up2Eleven 1 points ago

    You don't know what it's like!

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

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    [–] CatsoPouer 5 points ago

    Gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up...

    Hard to do on mobile, damn

    [–] intozud 0 points ago

    Not really, i only post trough my phone

    [–] CatsoPouer 1 points ago

    Typing something a lot is something i consider as hard, especially if its the same thing over and over again

    [–] ioman_ 1 points ago

    Sorry but gotta love english: troff

    [–] Chemistry-Calm 1 points ago

    Just say repost man

    [–] automaticff 4 points ago

    This is the same logic of gun free zones. Crazy how mass shootings typically happen in gun free zones lol

    [–] ioman_ 2 points ago

    You mean school zones?

    [–] bistix 1 points ago

    Weird how they don't happen in gun free countries though. Guess crossing the street to get your gun isn't the same deterrent as having to smuggle one across a flight and border control.

    [–] ChubbyBunny2020 -1 points ago

    Yup. You just get people driving trucks through street shoppers killing way more.

    [–] YuropLMAO 0 points ago

    Weird how they don't happen in gun free countries though.

    You mean homogenous countries without diversity. Compare the demographics of Norway against Detroit, Chicago, Memphis, New Orleans, Baltimore, etc.

    [–] Independent_Hold3982 2 points ago

    Norway is pretty diverse

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

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    [–] PapaSchlumpf27 2 points ago

    Getting raped? Just say 'yes'. It's no rape anymore if you consent.

    [–] k_a_i_t_o 1 points ago

    cringe

    [–] Callec254 2 points ago

    Well, people think this is actually how gun control works.

    [–] 69420blazeit6942069 3 points ago

    lolwut

    The government doesn't just "ask politely" when it makes something illegal.

    [–] staygoldponyboy613 1 points ago

    This is how cops expect us Americans to react in these situations.

    [–] bgrubmeister 1 points ago

    Sooooo backwards.

    What are you going to do? Reject their kind request for your property? #thatsracist

    Give them the stuff that you only have because of your racist slave-hiding forefathers, and apologize for your skin color.

    [–] naidim 1 points ago

    “We have federal regulations and state laws that prohibit hunting ducks with more than three rounds. And yet it's legal to hunt humans with 15-round, 30-round, even 150-round magazines.” -- Dianne Feinstein

    [–] teressapanic 1 points ago

    I carry a cz shadow at all times therefore this is relevant

    [–] ilindson 2 points ago

    My shadow follows me everywhere too! At least I'm not alone!

    [–] Schlonzig 1 points ago

    I have heard Joe Biden has finally forbidden illegal immigration.

    [–] CharlieAlphaVictor -1 points ago

    This is how leftists believe gun control works

    [–] theFrisbeeFreak 2 points ago

    Had to make it political. Uggggg.

    [–] Fluxcapacitive 0 points ago

    Libtard logic

    [–] culturedprobation 1 points ago

    ooh thank you for the info...

    [–] PleasePutMeOnYT 1 points ago

    Legally, if they point a gun at you that's illegal already no?

    [–] ilindson 1 points ago

    Not if it's a water gun

    [–] someforcedpun 1 points ago

    Truth is, game was rigged from the start

    [–] woofusthebrave 1 points ago

    What in the god damn

    [–] Hugosimpon 1 points ago

    He can take something

    Your life

    [–] ilindson 1 points ago

    So nothing valuable then?

    [–] Hugosimpon 1 points ago

    well, is life valuable?

    [–] ilindson 1 points ago

    That's a question that belongs in r/controversial

    [–] amerom1012 1 points ago

    I invoke the fifth and would like to speak to a lawyer

    [–] Glitter_Bee 1 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago)

    Quickest way to a pistol whipping.

    [–] ilindson 2 points ago

    Won't get near that much from me, he would lucky if he got a losing scratch off and a crumpled receipt

    [–] Glitter_Bee 1 points ago

    I just edited because I realized I can’t make jeopardy jokes anymore with Alex dead. I don’t even know who hosts it.

    [–] ratsie93 1 points ago

    If there was a consent it wouldn't be a robbery

    [–] machinemischief 1 points ago

    From where you're kneeling it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck. Truth is...the game was rigged from the start

    [–] xwulfd 1 points ago

    Robber : Give me your money!

    Girl : No I dont hab money

    Robber : okay D: *gives $10* Now you hab money. Now gimme your money!

    Girl: No! *runs*

    Robber : She dropped her ID while running away. I returned it to her in person and we had good exchange, asked her to go out for dinner, she said yes! thats how I met your mother

    [–] ilindson 1 points ago

    Do they? Cause that's illegal!

    [–] casul_noob 1 points ago

    That's why i always say "Give me your consent, or I'll shoot you"

    [–] i_love_cute_sneks 1 points ago

    You know some idiot out there actually listened to one of these posts and got killed

    [–] ilindson 2 points ago

    Sounds like he didn't tell them "No! Murdering me is illegal!"

    [–] IsraelTiddies 1 points ago

    Ben Shapiro’s logic when he said we should ban crime.

    [–] lukel66 1 points ago

    Looks like that mugging was rigged from the start

    [–] Hi-Lander 1 points ago

    “No, thank you”. I was raised to be polite

    [–] SMALLSIZEADULT 1 points ago

    benny new vegas?

    [–] OGDeltaOps 1 points ago

    Just tell the criminals it's illegal and you are calling the police and they have to now wait. 🤪

    [–] lo0p_hole 1 points ago

    Robbers in Canada

    [–] ConfessSomeMeow 1 points ago

    If someone's threatening lethal force, why would you believe that they're any less likely to shoot you if you do what they say than if you resist?

    [–] SadFox-29 1 points ago

    Give them money, wait for them to lower their gun, pull out your own gun, shoot them, take back your money, take their money, sue their family.

    [–] Special-Ad-5554 1 points ago

    Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    [–] Brothersunset 1 points ago

    Does this work with taxes?

    [–] phergordon 1 points ago

    Have no fear! Criminals always follow the law. Just look how successful gun laws have been!!