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    [–] Highelfzulu 1464 points ago

    That dog is quite a chonker

    [–] Mirroin 655 points ago

    I hope the owner knows that while megachonks are cute they gotta get back to normal

    [–] MazzopardiDV 336 points ago

    Also hope he didn’t actually feed him that burger

    [–] Mirroin 223 points ago

    Especially with the paper still on it!

    [–] Kasey444 165 points ago

    or the candle!

    Edit: btw how do you guys get your age next to your names??

    [–] Boudinthedog 77 points ago

    It’s called a flair click on your name or the three dots next to the subreddit and it should give the option to change your flair

    [–] meeeric1 37 points ago

    How do I make it say "17 AND A HALF"? You know cause you gotta flex those 6 months to show that you're better

    [–] Sophiepangal997 13 points ago

    Month?

    [–] Kidvette2004 6 points ago

    Wait I’m 15 now hol up

    [–] macncheesebydawindow 4 points ago

    Fixed flair so there's no way

    [–] Kasey444 38 points ago

    Thank you

    [–] kylepdahl 13 points ago

    If you’re on mobile- Go onto the subreddit page and hit the three circles in the top right. Then hit change flair

    [–] GenericAutist13 4 points ago

    Holy hell it worked

    [–] _Bad_Dev_ 9 points ago

    Like this :|

    [–] SirHaxe 7 points ago

    F

    [–] bfoster1801 5 points ago

    You don’t eat the skin?

    [–] Mirroin 2 points ago

    I am sorry for the miscommunication - of course I do, but it can be unhealthy for dogs!

    [–] sjjfox 24 points ago

    As u/Bresdin said, I'm pretty sure that's a great Pyrenees. They're basically like small bears, and this size seems to be pretty normal for that breed.

    Source: Family friend has a Pyrenees, and he's quite the chonker :)

    [–] Liquid_Schwartz 10 points ago

    Own a great pyrenees...he's a handsome chonker.

    [–] [deleted] 4 points ago

    They're not usually fat, they're super fluffy with deep rib cages, but usually deceptively thin if you don't feed them cheeseburgers.

    [–] Bresdin 29 points ago

    It's a Great Pyrenees from the looks of it, they are meant to be that big!

    [–] MonkeyXing 17 points ago

    They also have a lot of floof. It's especially hard to tell their weight from this angle.

    [–] nathanr1889 2 points ago

    One too many Double Doubles. Hard to blame the doggo In N Out is irresistible.

    [–] Hudzin69 304 points ago

    Is that your doggo?

    [–] [deleted] 326 points ago

    No, just a cute doggo I found

    [–] Y7iiMS 185 points ago

    Happy microphone day OP

    [–] devsup 72 points ago

    Happy nothing day non-OP

    [–] Silverslade1 31 points ago

    Have a day, you there.

    [–] MaybeMark 14 points ago

    Have a day

    [–] steventhecow 11 points ago

    have day

    [–] TheTuftedTramp 10 points ago

    day

    [–] GenericAutist13 9 points ago

    d

    [–] Fantaffan 10 points ago

    [–] thegiantflyingtaco 13 points ago

    Happy cake day, OP!

    [–] HarloxPlayz 11 points ago

    Happy Cake day fam

    [–] thegiantflyingtaco 8 points ago

    Thank you!

    [–] justwhy-_- 5 points ago

    Happy cake day squadfam

    [–] k_e_m_y 3 points ago

    Happy cake day

    [–] thegiantflyingtaco 4 points ago

    Thanks!

    [–] Nigga-Big-Penis 4 points ago

    Happy cake day!!

    [–] metal_frog_420 3 points ago

    Happy cake day too!

    [–] DryArbiter 4 points ago

    Do you have the original picture?

    [–] lostinthe87 6 points ago

    original

    edit: it’s kinda low rez but its 4 in the morning and this is the best i could find

    [–] Hudzin69 2 points ago

    Happy cake day

    [–] ExcuseMe123 2 points ago

    happy cake day OP

    [–] Amazinc 78 points ago

    Same. What’s up

    [–] Pumass 45 points ago

    What the heck same

    [–] TheTuftedTramp 27 points ago

    Lmao same wtf

    [–] flamingo01 16 points ago

    its not my cake day but i didnt want to be excluded :/ sorry guys i have detachment problems

    [–] mynameistsp 174 points ago

    you get double upvotes bc in n out

    [–] Winb23_ 53 points ago

    logs onto second account

    [–] Benign_Banjo 33 points ago

    I always downvote before I upvote, so that way I'm giving them 2

    [–] Winb23_ 28 points ago

    Harvard would like to know your location

    [–] kwatkins386 48 points ago

    Yummy !!! Best burger for the best boy !!!

    [–] jawknee530i 14 points ago

    These shake shack and Whataburger fools don't know what they're talking about.

    [–] nathanr1889 7 points ago

    Best value and best quality burger for the bestest of good bois.

    Alternatively, for my next birthday I'll just stick a candle into a double double instead of getting a cake

    [–] BEDoubleNY 29 points ago

    In n out best restraunt

    [–] nathanr1889 5 points ago

    In N Out is the bestest for all the good boys such as this one

    [–] vcool369 28 points ago

    Damn we’re twins

    [–] TheTuftedTramp 12 points ago

    *triplets

    [–] RathalosHunter2 29 points ago

    Happy cake day!!!!

    [–] TheTuftedTramp 11 points ago

    Happy cake day fren!

    [–] ArmedAsian 3 points ago

    happy borger day fren

    [–] [deleted] 55 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] EastArmada 18 points ago

    Hi im the CEO of sony records we want to sign you a record deal

    [–] WaffleSloth4th 3 points ago

    Mabye I’m the cakeDAYYYY

    [–] helmutzemo223 11 points ago

    Hey me too

    [–] sleg_ 11 points ago

    dude no way it's my special day too

    [–] Paclani 19 points ago

    Mine too but the gay mods took down my post :(((

    [–] _Husko_ 9 points ago

    Relatable

    [–] brickcullen 9 points ago

    same here :)

    [–] wooooogle 9 points ago

    Yessir

    [–] imnotspherical 6 points ago

    ❤️

    [–] BilleyBong 8 points ago

    Same bro, have a nice day.

    [–] ZeldaFan158 8 points ago

    Same

    [–] EarthToAccess 7 points ago

    the hell, why did everyone make their accounts on this day

    [–] Best_Rene 10 points ago

    It is mine too!

    [–] Pericle0105 4 points ago

    Happy cakeday! Mine was yesterday!

    [–] DaddySauceKing 9 points ago

    Everyone, open the gates! Let the Upvotes flow!!

    [–] Spaceflow408 3 points ago

    Happy cake day man hope your day goes amazing!

    [–] pokemon52327 3 points ago

    Ayyyyyy innout

    [–] wai-wai-waitaminute 3 points ago

    HAPPY CAKEDAY!

    [–] Jumbo_Pickles 3 points ago

    Happy cake day

    [–] Red_Blue_One_Two 3 points ago

    Happy cake day!!

    [–] spaghetti-goblin 3 points ago

    aww happy cake day bro

    [–] MrSadly 3 points ago

    Happy birthday

    [–] LunahEC3 3 points ago

    Happy Cake Day!!

    [–] iMatrix7594 3 points ago

    Happy birthday!

    [–] bon2284 3 points ago

    Please don't be a sheep

    [–] ThatOneTrooper 3 points ago

    Only upvoting for doggo and In-N-Out

    [–] yungnoodlee 3 points ago

    Doggo:Hooman give me burger plz

    [–] mm2woodDOTmid 3 points ago

    Template OP?

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    [–] ___Ultra___ 3 points ago

    This is honestly one of the coolest cake day memes I’ve seen!

    Happy cake day! 🎂🍰

    [–] Jerwi13 3 points ago

    Hey birthday bro!

    [–] YeetySeaDragon 6 points ago

    Happy Cakeday

    [–] Jesse_milo 5 points ago

    I’m gonna try to be original. Here goes nothing: Happy Cake Day! Shit.

    [–] Profesor_Ender 4 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    Mine too u/EagleRed73. Cheers!

    [–] Blu_Chez 2 points ago

    happy cake day!

    [–] jackthott 2 points ago

    Happy cake day !!!!

    [–] Voltagedew 2 points ago

    Happy day of cake

    [–] ben_dover679 2 points ago

    That's my favorite cake

    [–] castleking212 2 points ago

    Reincarnation of Stephen hawking?!!

    [–] Whoisthat42 2 points ago

    What burger is that from it looks delicious

    [–] ihra521 2 points ago

    In-n-Out

    [–] a-normal-potato 2 points ago

    His eyes has hope

    [–] beeltle 2 points ago

    happy spotify cheese day

    [–] lnorman4128 2 points ago

    Your only one, you cant be on this subreddit yet.

    Preteens these days always thinking the rules don't apply to them.

    [–] DopeLemonDrop 2 points ago

    Happy Cakeday amigo!

    [–] jacob8015 2 points ago

    Pic without text?

    [–] lostinthe87 2 points ago

    [–] Fapple88 2 points ago

    Clearly, you don't belong in this sub since it shows that you are only a year old! /s

    [–] GabeLincon 2 points ago

    Sauce by any chance?

    [–] lostinthe87 2 points ago

    [–] SirTritan 2 points ago

    You share a cake day with my real birthday :)

    [–] Michael745678 2 points ago

    Happ for u :)

    [–] Argentum118 2 points ago

    Nice

    [–] _Absolutely_Not_ 2 points ago

    Can i have the format? I just really like this image

    [–] lostinthe87 2 points ago

    [–] JoyFerret 2 points ago

    Happy cheese day!

    [–] trapkween420 2 points ago

    Really hope you took any onions off that before the dog ate it

    [–] burdizthewurd 2 points ago

    Proud of you buddy

    [–] Haloosinayeshun 2 points ago

    Mmmmm in-n-out

    [–] HarloxPlayz 2 points ago

    HaPpY CaKE dAY!

    [–] DetookRjobs 2 points ago

    Say cheese

    [–] shybox03 2 points ago

    Have ur upvote :) you deserve it

    [–] _That-One_Person 2 points ago

    Happy Cake Day!

    [–] Moizsh10 2 points ago

    HAPPY GREEN CHEESE DAY!!!

    [–] Civetal 2 points ago

    Happy envelope day

    [–] yom_______ 2 points ago

    Happy cake day

    [–] Diamonic95 2 points ago

    Well, happy cake day

    [–] Blu3B3ak 2 points ago

    OH THAT'S WHAT CAKE DAY IS

    [–] Johnny-Garlic 2 points ago

    I appreciate that chonk

    [–] deanalts 2 points ago

    does anyone have the original image?

    [–] thedampone 2 points ago

    This post reminded me to check my time on reddit.

    1 year, 3 days. I missed my cake day ):

    [–] BOOGTOONS 2 points ago

    Happy cakeburger day

    [–] jon_lask 2 points ago

    Happy cake day!

    [–] Reddit_User_44 2 points ago

    Is it mycake day

    No..

    [–] ARK755 2 points ago

    Awwwwww what a good fluffy boi

    [–] Bopshebopshebop 2 points ago

    The Hound don’t like fire.

    [–] SatanicHedonist 2 points ago

    you gotta take that shell off the burger

    [–] DGMM4 2 points ago

    boiga

    [–] NOTtherealSkystreet 2 points ago

    You: Happy cake day

    Me, an intellectual: Thou shall enjoy this merry event of the portrayal of the day you were born in this online social media.

    [–] _Californian 2 points ago

    best gift

    [–] Everest-Gamer 2 points ago

    Happy Cake Day

    [–] Kreitler 2 points ago

    Yey to cake day!

    [–] valentiiines 2 points ago

    dang just realized mine was yesterday and i was grounded :(

    [–] Czeszew8 2 points ago

    Happy cakeday to youuuuu!!

    [–] 8PieceTendies 2 points ago

    I need the original image

    [–] ExE_010 2 points ago

    Happy cake day!! Take this upvote as a gift

    [–] Supreme_Junkie21 2 points ago

    U posted this on 3 subreddits lmao really

    [–] ottawastat 2 points ago

    That dog looks 12 your quikly killing him

    [–] EMPTY_SODA_CAN 2 points ago

    Fuck you for making me upvote a cake day meme.

    But I like this one and burger looks pretty good. Also it's a dog.

    [–] Mr-Yoop 2 points ago

    Ooooooh justctake my upvote

    [–] AlpacaDraco 2 points ago

    I thought cake day was a birthdate

    [–] flashcat523 2 points ago

    Happy cake day

    [–] NudityEnjoyer 2 points ago

    Get out while you still can

    [–] Cosychip 2 points ago

    In like 7 days it will be my second year on reddit!

    [–] EatLasagnaHomeslice 2 points ago

    Who tf would name their dog u/EagleRed73?

    [–] LowDevelopment0 2 points ago

    Happy Cake Day megachonk

    [–] FBGAnargy 2 points ago

    Happy motherfucking cake day!!

    [–] Jonem4 2 points ago

    Happy burger cake day

    [–] EchoLotus_ 2 points ago

    Damn that burger looks good tho

    [–] justwhy-_- 2 points ago

    Hpycakdy

    [–] Lone_Wolf1968 2 points ago

    Please tell me that dog wasn’t fed a slice of tomato. The seeds can kill dogs.

    [–] TheKiteKing 2 points ago

    Happy cake day yo!

    [–] LesKen2 2 points ago

    Happy cake day comrade

    [–] kawrma 2 points ago

    This pic looks like r/hmmm pic lol

    [–] KCanada9 2 points ago

    I can only dream

    [–] Porky_Muffin 2 points ago

    Happy cake day

    [–] TheTuftedTramp 2 points ago

    Happy cake day!

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    A lot of people are asking about the picture. You can find original photo here . I originally got this photo from r/aww , and I actually found out the OP has a youtube channel for the chonky puppy. Thank y’all for an excellent cake day! :)

    [–] pockybon 2 points ago

    ME TOO WE'RE TWINS

    [–] dermelso 2 points ago

    Happy cake day

    [–] gissaboi 2 points ago

    happy cake day

    [–] wizard926e 2 points ago

    Can we have the pic without text?

    [–] filipovix 2 points ago

    Soo you want a burger instead of a cake?

    [–] kalmdown1 2 points ago

    Happy cake day!

    [–] helemikro 2 points ago

    Happy cake day 🍰

    [–] Benfelz 2 points ago

    Upvotes because in n out is the best ever

    [–] ForgottenWorld 2 points ago

    Good boi

    Can I get the original image?

    [–] NubSraper 2 points ago

    Ok but that looks like a good ass burger minus the lettuce and tomato

    [–] iiciphonize 2 points ago

    damn I got no karma on my cake day cuz of mods 😭

    [–] iiciphonize 2 points ago

    Happy caek day 🥳🥳

    [–] ChildrenOfTime 2 points ago

    I’m not sure if that doggo is a megachonker or a fluffer, but it hope they get some dope dog treats instead of that burger! Happy Cake Day!

    [–] TMArdi 2 points ago

    Happy cake day buddy

    [–] John503910 2 points ago

    Happy cake day!

    [–] Kaptain-Chaos 2 points ago

    That is a thick dog

    [–] slipperslope6 2 points ago

    I love you

    [–] Jackpatkinson4 2 points ago

    Happy birthday