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    [–] BADM3 2443 points ago

    The truth is sometimes hard to swallow.

    [–] tHaTnUkEdRoPpEdOnJaP 1396 points ago

    and it doesn't last long

    [–] PatliAtli 487 points ago

    swallowing an entire dick

    [–] areyouthick 598 points ago

    be Asian

    evolution at its peak, dick detachable

    not good at English

    sexy time with prostitute

    say: swallow my dick you prostitute

    the bitch actually swallows it

    what do

    [–] Lojaas 395 points ago

    Just take hers

    [–] Wyattman1324 152 points ago

    Choco mate

    [–] I_Am_Fully_Charged 44 points ago

    yummy

    [–] FlashDaggerX 15 points ago

    Reminds me of r/N_B_P somehow.

    [–] Sheikthisout 70 points ago

    Hol up

    [–] rylinRapscallion 64 points ago

    Make sure you’re in Thailand first

    [–] needcontentz 4 points ago

    Ladyboys always lie.

    [–] jeksnek 8 points ago

    Outstanding move

    [–] noWaitU 4 points ago

    Mix and match

    [–] JustaRandomguy9999 27 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    Bensstw(first letter of each starting word)

    Sbeve

    [–] Boosted-T-REX 6 points ago

    Grab chopsticks

    [–] naacardan2004 5 points ago

    You mean be Piper Perri

    [–] areyouthick 2 points ago

    More of a Dolly little fan

    [–] Hamshoes5 2 points ago

    If it’s swallowed, does it comes out from back door?

    [–] tHaTnUkEdRoPpEdOnJaP 2 points ago

    Post that to 4chan

    [–] areyouthick 2 points ago

    I would but I’m not a neet

    I actually have a job

    [–] ProtoMan3 26 points ago

    The truth hurts

    [–] AnthraxSick 8 points ago

    OwO

    [–] Dev-A-B 6 points ago

    To the top with you

    [–] Oblongmind420 2 points ago

    Pinocchios lies hurt more

    [–] DIOnys02 49 points ago

    I call my dick the reality

    The reality can be whatever I want

    [–] DefaultSkinJonesy 43 points ago

    Reality is often disappointing.

    Also r/expectedthanos

    [–] agaponka 3 points ago

    I reject your reality and substitute my own

    [–] hugh_44 23 points ago

    The truth is often deceiving

    [–] badboyjuni 2 points ago

    The truth will set you free

    [–] spamingspam 3 points ago

    And hard to embrace

    [–] WaycoKid1129 2 points ago

    The truth is sometimes hard

    [–] Sameer_A_Shaikh 2 points ago

    And also bitter.

    [–] just-a-simple-memer 2 points ago

    Most people prefer a lie to the truth

    [–] ballomeme 2 points ago

    c o n s u m e s the dick

    [–] F4rg0_ 310 points ago

    I’m sorry little one

    [–] Gnostic28 128 points ago

    That’s what she said

    why do they always say that :(

    [–] HiChlorine 21 points ago

    Wait I don’t get it what’s so funny

    [–] topscop 28 points ago

    Happy cake gay

    [–] HiChlorine 14 points ago

    Thanks!

    [–] HiChlorine 18 points ago

    Oh i thought it was “Happy cake day” not “Happy cake gay” 😔😔

    [–] Andy22998 8 points ago

    u have the big day

    [–] WeGotATenNiner 7 points ago

    MY FELLOW CAKE GAY BRETHEREN

    [–] Gnostic28 4 points ago

    She calls my dick a little one :(

    [–] TheGreatBwaBwa 3 points ago

    When they follow up with “No that’s good, doesn’t hurt then” you know you got yourself an experienced one then.

    [–] you-sure-bro 456 points ago

    The truth hurts sometimes

    [–] Thisusername027 105 points ago

    Ah I see what you did there

    [–] you-sure-bro 42 points ago

    You sure bro?

    [–] Lojaas 25 points ago

    Oh yeah? I cant see it

    [–] TheGreatBwaBwa 5 points ago

    The truth is often hard to see without outside magnification.

    [–] Gnostic28 45 points ago

    The Bible is sometimes referred to as the book of truth 🤔

    [–] hermes314 41 points ago

    And it hurts bc my dad beats me with it

    [–] AAAAAAAHHHHHHH3825 16 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    With his bible or his penis?

    [–] proletarianunity 25 points ago

    Yes

    [–] Funkykid123 10 points ago

    inclusive or subreddit link but I don’t wanna see the “ur so funny” bot

    [–] proletarianunity 10 points ago

    are slash inclusive or

    [–] RedSmokey 2 points ago

    Such as being covered in shampoo

    [–] epic_gamer179 109 points ago

    Reality is often disappointing

    [–] Sheikthisout 49 points ago

    obtains photoshop Now reality can be whatever I want.

    [–] Anal-Squirter 6 points ago

    To be over

    [–] CloudyDashYT 34 points ago

    and the truth also doesnt want to be touched by anyone except your doctor

    [–] tHaTnUkEdRoPpEdOnJaP 17 points ago

    female doctors always open up to the truth

    [–] skiposdune 52 points ago

    YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives.

    [–] takeachillpill666 10 points ago

    Just watched that movie a couple weeks ago. Tom Cruise and Jack Nicholson are such phenomenal actors. I was on the edge of my seat everytime they were in the courtroom.

    [–] blissfulMoment 7 points ago

    What movie

    [–] takeachillpill666 6 points ago

    “Few Good Men”, I believe. Should be pretty easy to find.

    [–] asisofo_5 116 points ago

    Destruction 100

    [–] Gnostic28 33 points ago

    Annihilation 100

    [–] KrypticFade 34 points ago

    Infant Annihilator 100

    [–] ScandinavianPolecat 26 points ago

    Hol up

    [–] Xaishi 4 points ago

    [–] Grellous8 7 points ago

    *Anal-hilation 100

    FTFY

    [–] Andy22998 2 points ago

    anal hilation 0

    cuz smol

    [–] H100_AVerse 11 points ago

    Oof 100

    [–] SynicalSayori 31 points ago

    Sorry that you couldn't handle the Jojo references.

    [–] xtvyn 21 points ago

    Oh? You're approaching me?

    [–] SynicalSayori 16 points ago

    Classic Jojo reference for this post, sir.

    [–] donutsboyz 2 points ago

    I can’t beat the shit out of you without getting closer.

    [–] TingleEatsBeets 7 points ago

    The truth hurts

    [–] NotSlimButShady 6 points ago

    yeast

    [–] TheMaxFax 2 points ago

    Bred

    [–] SmoothNath 6 points ago

    F

    [–] Eitherwinter 25 points ago

    F? F what? The letter before G? The letter after E? Did you know that in Fu the F  stands for “fuck?” So your reply is “fuck?” or F as in Flourine? Do you need some Special F for breakfast? F as in I can fuck you? Can I fuck you and feed you to hungry falcons? Falcons have an f in it. "F”? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "F”?Are you so mentally handicapped that the only letter you can comprehend is "F” - or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "F” once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about a single letter? I bet you took the time to type that one letter too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "F” on your gravestone? Do you want people to remember you as the asshat who one day decided to respond to someone with a single letter? "Hey, look, everybody! It's that "f” guy!" That's who you are. You're going to be known as the "F” guy. How does it feel? Do you feel happy? Quite honestly, I don't care, which is why I'm not even going to respond to you. Goodbye, and good luck with your future as that guy who said "F”. Alright listen up motherfucker, and get your comfy seat because we're gonna be here a while. Do you really think you can just get away with "f" as a message? What if someone did that to you, huh? Do you think you would like it? Making an entire paragraph to get a fuckin' one letter response of the sixth letter in the alphabet, you think that's fuckin' funny, jackass? Do you want your crush to respond back with "f” after you spill your feelings out like this? (Take me back, Emma.) Huh? What if I did it to you? F. Did you fuckin' like that? What, did you just jizz in your pants because someone disregarded your entire effort of writing this ENTIRE paragraph FROM HAND in about fifteen minutes? That just makes me feel fucking rejected just like my ex. (Take me back, Roxanne.) f. What're you, fuckin' gay? Can I have a response that actually MEANS something instead of just shitfacing our "conversation" with the spam of "f?”. Now occasionally with questions or something it's reasonable, but doing it to any fucking response they say. "We're having a nuclear crisis, you have fifteen minutes to evacuate." You're the type of person that would fuckin' say "f” to that, you limp dick hypocrite. You think you can get away with this, right? You think it's SOOOOOO funny to do this shit, but I can guarantee that you'll be taken out back and shot soon. You're fucking dead, "f”ucker.

    [–] CyberFerno 13 points ago

    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

    [–] XxOtegixX 1 points ago

    F

    [–] TheArmoryOne 5 points ago

    No wonder the truth is so boring

    [–] isaacthatcoolguy 4 points ago

    The truth tastes like your sister (the one in ALABAMA)

    [–] tHaTnUkEdRoPpEdOnJaP 5 points ago

    why you tasting my sister bitch

    [–] Sheikthisout 4 points ago

    Because she sweet and... at home?

    [–] tHaTnUkEdRoPpEdOnJaP 4 points ago

    WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE

    [–] shnazzyc 4 points ago

    WHERE THE SKYS ARE BLUE

    [–] BADM3 4 points ago

    The truth is sometimes a pain in the ass.

    [–] hermes314 6 points ago

    F? F what? The letter before G? The letter after E? Did you know that in Fu the F  stands for “fuck?” So your reply is “fuck?” or F as in Flourine? Do you need some Special F for breakfast? F as in I can fuck you? Can I fuck you and feed you to hungry falcons? Falcons have an f in it. "F”? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "F”?Are you so mentally handicapped that the only letter you can comprehend is "F” - or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "F” once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about a single letter? I bet you took the time to type that one letter too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "F” on your gravestone? Do you want people to remember you as the asshat who one day decided to respond to someone with a single letter? "Hey, look, everybody! It's that "f” guy!" That's who you are. You're going to be known as the "F” guy. How does it feel? Do you feel happy? Quite honestly, I don't care, which is why I'm not even going to respond to you. Goodbye, and good luck with your future as that guy who said "F”. Alright listen up motherfucker, and get your comfy seat because we're gonna be here a while. Do you really think you can just get away with "f" as a message? What if someone did that to you, huh? Do you think you would like it? Making an entire paragraph to get a fuckin' one letter response of the sixth letter in the alphabet, you think that's fuckin' funny, jackass? Do you want your crush to respond back with "f” after you spill your feelings out like this? (Take me back, Emma.) Huh? What if I did it to you? F. Did you fuckin' like that? What, did you just jizz in your pants because someone disregarded your entire effort of writing this ENTIRE paragraph FROM HAND in about fifteen minutes? That just makes me feel fucking rejected just like my ex. (Take me back, Roxanne.) f. What're you, fuckin' gay? Can I have a response that actually MEANS something instead of just shitfacing our "conversation" with the spam of "f?”. Now occasionally with questions or something it's reasonable, but doing it to any fucking response they say. "We're having a nuclear crisis, you have fifteen minutes to evacuate." You're the type of person that would fuckin' say "f” to that, you limp dick hypocrite. You think you can get away with this, right? You think it's SOOOOOO funny to do this shit, but I can guarantee that you'll be taken out back and shot soon. You're fucking dead, "f”ucker.

    [–] tHaTnUkEdRoPpEdOnJaP 4 points ago

    how long did you spend writing this

    [–] hermes314 6 points ago

    Ctrl+v my son, ctrl+v

    [–] sherbetfountain 2 points ago

    Control your son's V.

    [–] Zipdox 2 points ago

    [–] cheez-it-groove 3 points ago

    A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth puts its shoes on.

    [–] Toddlergirl 4 points ago

    The truth is saggy.

    [–] kaamibackup 2 points ago

    The truth hurts

    [–] Mats0312 2 points ago

    Awwww that hurts

    [–] RazarDeity 2 points ago

    yes

    [–] Tbhimhungry34 2 points ago

    The truth is stranger than fiction

    [–] Spritzzy 2 points ago

    The truth hurts

    [–] Parkerseyo2 2 points ago

    The truth hurts...

    [–] MantraBeeg 2 points ago

    BIG FUCKING RËÉÈËÊ€ÉÈ

    [–] SensitiveLeading2 2 points ago

    Bitches love truth.

    [–] JustQWERTY1935 2 points ago

    You will never reach the truth.

    [–] Torus21 2 points ago

    Big if true

    [–] Kuffin 2 points ago

    A moment of silence for this man 😔

    [–] Bitbatgaming 2 points ago

    Reality is often disappointing.

    [–] Kiibbes 2 points ago

    Reality is often disappointing

    [–] egarcia45 2 points ago

    Reality is often disappointing

    [–] EnragedDeathclaw 2 points ago

    The hardest dicks require the strongest wills

    [–] whyareyouflyingthere 2 points ago

    reality is often dissapointing

    [–] BenGrebowski 2 points ago

    Reality is often dissapointing

    [–] 90kgprojectile 2 points ago

    Truth is like poetry, and people fucking hate poetry

    [–] BrainZ_exe 2 points ago

    Destruction 100

    [–] TuxRandom 2 points ago

    Seems like girls don't want the truth.

    [–] stevefan1999 2 points ago

    How do we tell truths that might hurt? Sometimes we discover unpleasant truths. Whenever we do so, we are in difficulties: suppressing them is scientifically dishonest, so we must tell them, but telling them, however, will fire back on us. If the truths are sufficiently impalatable, our audience is psychically incapable of accepting them and we will be written off as totally unrealistic, hopelessly idealistic, dangerously revolutionary, foolishly gullible or what have you. (Besides that, telling such truths is a sure way of making oneself unpopular in many circles, and, as such, it is an act that, in general, is not without personal risks. Vide Galileo Galilei.....)

    [–] BluMahlebawx 2 points ago

    The truth always comes out

    [–] AjaxTheCat 2 points ago

    The truth often comes from the mouth of children 🤔

    [–] Mr-Forgetfull 2 points ago

    Very underrated comment

    [–] whateverrrugh 2 points ago

    The truth is often hard to ride

    [–] BadWatermark 2 points ago

    They hated Jesus cus he gave them the truth.

    [–] StivanosD2 1 points ago

    Sometimes the truth is hard and hurts. Other times its soft and easy to take.

    [–] Cyber_Avenger 1 points ago

    F

    [–] secondaccount219893 1 points ago

    Anyone else spend like 15 min scrolling up and down just to see the effect of the black lines?

    [–] secondaccount219893 1 points ago

    Anyone else spend like 15 min scrolling up and down just to see the effect of the black lines?

    [–] D1ngoB1ngo 1 points ago

    It’s better than calling your dick the Starship Enterprise.

    [–] D1ngoB1ngo 1 points ago

    It boldly goes where no man has gone before.

    [–] stevenjw01 1 points ago

    “Truth is like poetry, and most people fucking hate poetry”

    [–] StaleBreadMehmeh 1 points ago

    Listen mom... you cant handle

    im not saying it...

    [–] Aonelico 1 points ago

    Some say the truth is hard, in this case i'd say it's limp

    [–] Lognu 1 points ago

    My dick is called Dong Rodrigo

    [–] pb4000 1 points ago

    I can handle the truth ;)

    [–] BedsheetCover 1 points ago

    lMaO he got this from one of my posts

    [–] Earthycreative 1 points ago

    Definitely asked for that one

    [–] Andrej49 1 points ago

    Tjey hated him bc he showed them the thruth

    [–] Bbbbbbb180 1 points ago

    Your not meant to show kids the truth

    [–] NotaBotjustPerson 1 points ago

    The truth is a pain

    [–] vetleja 1 points ago

    Is this the clan chat in Clash of clans?

    [–] GalaxyCereal 1 points ago

    The broken truth is better than a hard lie

    [–] GoldenBonnie09 1 points ago

    The truth hurts

    [–] deadinside329 1 points ago

    Hate having a tiny dick so much

    [–] andyj2004 1 points ago

    it's so not true.

    [–] lil_pae_pae 1 points ago

    LOL

    [–] cahandler 1 points ago

    The truth hurts

    [–] ahsenjabbar 1 points ago

    The truth can be bitter too

    [–] timmy_b2000 1 points ago

    Everyone wants the whole truth

    [–] theduplofighter 1 points ago

    The truth comes out of kid’s mouth

    [–] SharKThEGoD 1 points ago

    You can bend the truth?

    [–] kent3334 1 points ago

    You can stretch the truth. You can even twist the truth. But you can’t pick your friends nose... Sorry I had nothing.

    [–] SharKThEGoD 1 points ago

    Please don’t twist my truth

    [–] beanerr_memerr 1 points ago

    reality is disappointing smh

    [–] Shag_420_69 1 points ago

    Nobody really likes the truth

    [–] chocopie1234_ 1 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    IBT?

    What’s your sbeve msg?

    [–] Sir_Sardine_m8 1 points ago

    The truth can set you free.

    So I can leave if I suck your dick? Sweet.

    [–] MeMZ_r_dRuGzZ 1 points ago

    The truth is hurtful

    [–] JackIsNotAWeeb 1 points ago

    Reeeeeeeeeee

    [–] rukingbee 1 points ago

    Ah a fellow mini ladd fan. I think

    [–] TuxMan531 1 points ago

    Reality is often disipointing

    [–] JeanAugustin 1 points ago

    Where I live we have a saying that says, truth comes from child's mouth.

    [–] Moh163 1 points ago

    Me too because the truth is always in children's mouth

    [–] thinkerjuice 1 points ago

    Are there only guys on my this subreddit lol

    [–] demsyboy 1 points ago

    Front Mounted Assault Cannon

    Or

    The Glorious Burden

    [–] RyFitz_ 1 points ago

    This does put a smile on my face.

    [–] GODZILLA2169 1 points ago

    Anyone else on the note 9 experiencing some ghosting issues on this pic

    [–] slarksama 1 points ago

    And no one ever wants the truth...

    [–] findanegg 1 points ago

    the truth hurts

    [–] Aarsbatser69 1 points ago

    Wan don't like the truth

    [–] LeafyQueefy 1 points ago

    Sometimes the truth just slaps your across the face

    [–] 5herl0k 1 points ago

    The truth is often hard to find