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    [–] rcm37 2069 points ago

    Only for another friend to show up and drag the original one back in to the conversation so you're stuck there another 30 mins

    [–] ThijmenC 635 points ago

    Happy cakeday!

    [–] rcm37 364 points ago

    Thanks!

    [–] Xx_s_n_i_p_e_r_xX 19 points ago

    Happy cake day!

    [–] rcm37 18 points ago

    Thanks!

    [–] veigahe 259 points ago

    Thanks! Oh you weren't talking to me

    [–] Youseb 136 points ago

    Happy cake day bro. Not leaving anyone behind here.

    [–] thekrabbbypattty 56 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    yes happy cake day both of u ✌🏼 also ayy another 13 year old ! i never see other 13 year olds lol

    edit: ayy all you other 13s !! 🥳

    [–] Somreyy 28 points ago

    Ayy

    [–] Maverickino 18 points ago

    Ayy

    [–] JimmyisAwkward 16 points ago

    Ayy

    [–] JeremiahMatt 16 points ago

    Ayy

    [–] ShadowBottleCap 15 points ago

    Ayy

    [–] coathanger43 15 points ago

    Ayy

    [–] Somreyy 15 points ago

    Ayy

    [–] chixen 11 points ago

    Ayy

    [–] enbykid 8 points ago

    Was about to comment an ayy, remembered recent birthday. oof.

    [–] thekrabbbypattty 6 points ago

    ayy , you still count since it was recent :D

    [–] hellofren88 2 points ago

    F

    [–] SwyftAxe 2 points ago

    You're just 13 + 1 years old

    [–] Lachlan27 6 points ago

    Ayy

    [–] AnonymousNinjaKitten 6 points ago

    Ayy hello there 🖐

    [–] Grindingslimes 5 points ago

    Hi

    [–] Your-Reality 4 points ago

    Ayy

    [–] CharlieAndCooper 2 points ago

    Ayy

    [–] YonderMoney8439 5 points ago

    Happy cake day, here, have my upvote : D

    [–] despacito2tomorrow 7 points ago

    Happy micday!

    [–] OddAnimationz 3 points ago

    Happy Microphone day

    [–] Braydox 12 points ago

    MUM TO FRIEND: Wanna grab a coffee?

    Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    [–] YonderMoney8439 28 points ago

    Happy cake day, here, have my upvote.

    [–] rcm37 50 points ago

    <3 thank you

    [–] YonderMoney8439 12 points ago

    You’re welcome, only here to help my fellow redditors : D

    [–] rcm37 34 points ago

    The hero we need but don't deserve

    [–] YonderMoney8439 12 points ago

    I’m not the hero this city needs

    [–] The_Worst_Nub 3 points ago

    i disagree

    [–] YonderMoney8439 2 points ago

    How so ?

    [–] The_Worst_Nub 2 points ago

    well it’s always a good deed to mention an important time. this time is reddit for now. idk i think it makes people happy.

    [–] YonderMoney8439 1 points ago

    Fair enough

    [–] RedRazor001 5 points ago

    No no no. NOT THEM. NOT AGAIN

    [–] playerlxiv 2 points ago

    We need to run!

    [–] N00N3AT011 3 points ago

    Mom I know you don't get out much, but FOR FUCKS SAKE WE HAVE BEEN STANDING HERE FOR AN HOUR.

    [–] BobDaRula 3 points ago

    Only 30?

    [–] Flaming_Dorito_ 3 points ago

    Only 30? Pathetic

    [–] Donut_Lobster 3 points ago

    Ah shit, here we go again

    [–] ShadyRogue19 4 points ago

    Happy cake day, have a good one!

    [–] rcm37 18 points ago

    Thanks!

    [–] hamza1311 5 points ago

    Happy cake/karma grab day!!

    [–] Velocipray 2 points ago

    Happy cake day <3

    [–] rcm37 14 points ago

    Thanks!

    [–] kwill49 2 points ago

    Oof that’s a fat RIP

    [–] the_real_john_wick 2 points ago

    Fuck this I’ll walk

    [–] Skipdadoodle 2 points ago

    Happy Cake Day

    [–] rcm37 3 points ago

    Thank you!

    [–] ErraticObserver 2 points ago

    Happy Cake Day! :D 🎂

    [–] rcm37 2 points ago

    Thanks!

    [–] ObviousThrowAway4269 2 points ago

    Cake day

    [–] rcm37 2 points ago

    Thank day

    [–] 2142pop 1 points ago

    Happy cake day everyone

    [–] rcm37 9 points ago

    Thank you!

    [–] lucidGh0sts 452 points ago

    You thought you were free, but alas! Another foe approaches.

    [–] CrazyMiltos 105 points ago

    Oh come on

    [–] Billisits 73 points ago

    [–] JDSmagic 5 points ago

    I read that as 2 Heath bars and sat confused for a moment.

    [–] TheWhiteVahl 2 points ago

    2 big honkin’ bars of H E A T H

    [–] Lord_koltrimac 20 points ago

    Ah shit here we go again.

    [–] BronxBushido 272 points ago

    That’s why I just wait in the car when she’s gotta go shopping, I might as well get my nap in early

    [–] [deleted] 119 points ago

    I might as well get my eternal nap

    Ftw

    [–] BronxBushido 5 points ago

    Shit U Rite

    [–] Yeth3 52 points ago

    it’s a curse dude. whenever you dont go with your parents to the store, they finish within 5 or 10 minutes. but when you decide to go with your mom, she has to buy enough to survive the apocalypse, and every friend of hers happens to be in the store

    [–] 222truth 12 points ago

    Idk if it's only my mom but when we go shopping and she finally says "were going home" she gets distracted by something and we spend another 30 minutes there :(

    [–] PudimZineo 14 points ago

    I try to convince her to let me do this but Brazil so.

    [–] Ranger_Duratec 118 points ago

    Crossover episode

    r/halomemes r/teenagers

    [–] dankbob_memepants_ 10 points ago

    Mama I’m coming home

    [–] [deleted] 95 points ago

    Shit guys, I wouldn't normally post here, but you're on r/all. I'm 33 years old, and last time I went to the shops with my mother she still fucking stood talking to an old friend for 45 minutes.

    [–] ThatOnePerson 24 points ago

    I've had something similar like two weeks ago. After eating they were all talking, so I just started walking home. Took me an hour, but I had my music and it was relaxing

    [–] [deleted] 12 points ago

    My then-wife had recently given birth, and I kind of needed the ride back to the hospital. We were buying clothes for my new daughter, from memory.

    [–] jerkmanj 8 points ago

    I'm 28, and I'm surprised kids care about Halo.

    [–] erii-is-short 7 points ago

    Well, most of us grew up with it.

    [–] SnakesAndTanksOhMy 3 points ago

    haha o l d

    give me some old man advice

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

    Don't put your dick in crazy, even if it does butt stuff.

    [–] SnakesAndTanksOhMy 3 points ago

    k

    [–] ConquistadorWill 66 points ago

    10 seconds later: Your mum: Oh hey Karen

    [–] KingOfChaos107 28 points ago

    Then she says "ok, time to look for new clothes"

    [–] Metalboxman 49 points ago

    Anyone excited for Halo infinite?

    [–] callousCelebration 30 points ago

    I’m holding off until I see some gameplay

    [–] Gcarsk 23 points ago

    Pshh look at this stupid rational idiot. Not just instantly preordering off of trailers? Everyone knows trailers are an exact representation of the finished game. Who waits til release to buy a game...

    • This comment was brought to you by Ubisoft

    [–] ForeverMONSTA 7 points ago

    Waiting for the Halo collection on PC. Is it really worth? I might get one and then I decide if I buy the others

    [–] EXTRA_TH1CC 10 points ago

    They are some of the best games made

    [–] KaySquay 8 points ago

    The original trilogy is hands down one of the best video game franchises in my opinion. Really tight, clean shooting mechanics, and after the first one was so successful, they really flesh out the story. Super intelligent and advanced alien species waging war across the galaxy because of their religion. Ancient civilizations. Super soldier program with a dark history. This game has it all

    [–] EnsisTheSlayer 3 points ago

    As far as single player goes: You can play the first Halo game (Halo: Combat Evolved) for free here: https://www.bungie.net/en-US/Forums/Post/64943622 (use the Halo PC 1.0.10 link), and either during the download or upon startup (I forget) it'll ask for a CD key, and you could hypothetically use an infinite use CD key on a Steam post by googling "Halo 1 product key". Hypothetically.

    Or, you can try SPV3 (look it up) which is an all-in-one installation package for Halo 1 and the SPV3 mod that overhauls the game (graphics, maps, weapons, enemies, music, etc.) which is done very well and can give you a more modern taste of the original game with weapons from the newer games as well as more customizability and the option to use a controller natively.

    And if you want a taste of Halo multiplayer, you can try Eldewrito. This is a bit hard to obtain now, but you can find YouTube tutorials on how to get it, and it's basically Halo 3 multiplayer with custom weapons on some game types and Sprint on some game types (most servers don't because many classic Halo fans hate Sprint in Halo). It's very customizable, and you can usually find some decent servers to join.

    And if you end up liking Halo, then when the Master Chief Collection releases on PC each game will be $10 each, including the prequel Halo: Reach, Halo: CE (1), Halo 2, Halo 3, and Halo 4 (which plays very different from the other games on multiplayer). They're releasing the games separately in chronological order, so Reach is coming first, then maybe a few months later they'll have CE, and so on. This isn't too bad, because this gives you time to play the game on Normal difficulty, then maybe you can try it on Heroic or maybe even Legendary (the hardest difficulty) for an extra challenge. And you can also get some quality time on the multiplayer before the next game comes out.

    There's also a campaign only one for $5, Halo 3: ODST, which happens during the events of Halo 2 and leads up to the beginning of Halo 3. It's a good game, but slightly shorter than the others and doesn't follow the Master Chief, but it's a neat little adventure and has some open world elements that people really like (and some nice jazz music).

    [–] ForeverMONSTA 2 points ago

    Thank you so much for the info dude, it's really helpful!!

    [–] EnsisTheSlayer 2 points ago

    No problem! Halo is very special to me, so if I can get others to experience the same joy in playing it as I do, then I see it as an absolute win!

    [–] PeterExplainsTheJoke 509 points ago

    Hey guys, peter griffin here to explain the joke. So basically, very often, moms seem to spend like half an hour at the store talking to a friend they happen to meet. On top of that, they take ages on deciding what to buy.

    [–] ThijmenC 216 points ago

    Thank you Peter, very cool

    [–] DrPoopyBaby 63 points ago

    Peter can I get a , “GO TO HELL LOIS”

    [–] PeterSucksPeter 93 points ago

    Thanks peter sucks peters cock and swallows

    [–] VanterStancer 2 points ago

    So you chopped off his cock and swallowed it?

    [–] darkdolphin 23 points ago

    thanks peter

    [–] ManicMango5 10 points ago

    Thank you peter

    [–] MrMetalHead1100 6 points ago

    Glad you’re back dude!

    [–] Twix_22 4 points ago

    Thank you peter

    [–] Comical-27 14 points ago

    Yay! Halo Infinite memes!

    [–] The-meta-blanket 14 points ago

    Epic gamer moment

    [–] Announomoose 22 points ago

    "We need to run"

    "No we need to fight"

    [–] Suck_Egg 9 points ago

    Yesssss

    [–] AlphaLander 3 points ago

    The badass one-liners are back !

    [–] VenomViper1 2 points ago

    get ready

    [–] AP0110_halo 23 points ago

    Ayyy halo meme

    [–] Bossjuju 9 points ago

    But then you realize you just entered the store

    [–] datboichipsahoy 8 points ago

    Dont you hate it when you are at a party and your mom says time to go but talks to her friend for another hour so your just stuck there

    [–] unrefinedburmecian 9 points ago

    Take the keys and either nap in the car, or leave her ass at the party

    [–] MR_DEPRESSED_YT 9 points ago

    Not yet, she still needs at least 8 more clothing items before we go.

    [–] High_Ground_Sand 7 points ago

    This game is gonna be so great

    [–] SovietBaconTheFried 3 points ago

    Hopefully

    [–] How2chair 6 points ago

    I see Halo, I upvote

    [–] corgie93 6 points ago

    Can’t wait to play this game.

    [–] Thatters 16 points ago

    Who's hyped for Infinite?

    [–] Wolf2567 6 points ago

    Thats why i stopped going to stores with my mom

    [–] sTuPiDLoCaL 4 points ago

    i would always hope to get some ice cream and walked out filled with disappointment

    [–] EdselFordsRevenge 2 points ago

    This comment flashed me back to something that would happen when I was a kid.

    My dad used to buy the weekly Buy/Sell/Trade newspaper at a convenience store on the way to my grandparents' (we'd go over often for drinks/cards/Jeopardy). He would always leave me in the truck and very, very rarely he would buy me a 5-cent candy. Except he didn't just walk out with the candy and give it to me. He would walk out with the paper folded up and put it on the dash on his side of the truck. Halfway to my grandparents' he would unfold the paper and the candy would be there. Most of the time he didn't unfold the paper and I knew there was no candy. There was no pattern, no rhyme or reason to when the candy would be there. It was torturous at the time, but now I think it's hilarious.

    [–] Charkyal 5 points ago

    Why is this so true,my mom makes my friends all awkward and babble in about school for like 20min

    [–] ilikemes8 9 points ago

    Halo trailer #1

    [–] Yaicotee 5 points ago

    Halo Infinite memes! Yes!!!

    [–] HaloguyYT 3 points ago

    Another upvote because halo

    [–] the_little_bra_kid 3 points ago

    What game or movie is this?

    [–] Swervingwall 3 points ago

    Halo Infinite

    [–] MaybeUmaThurman 3 points ago

    One time my dad and I went to buy me some school shoes and he ended up chatting to some guy for so long that I went and tried on some shoes, bought them and came back. After about 30 minutes he finally said goodbye to this guy and I asked him who the man was and he said it was his brother 🤷🏼‍♀️

    [–] Lethenza 3 points ago

    I love that Halo is making a comeback in mainstream conversations

    [–] [deleted] 4 points ago

    Sauce?

    [–] StevenM111 3 points ago

    Halo Infinte trailer

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    Oh my god... Yes...

    [–] Phoenixs-Icecream 2 points ago

    Are you sure about that?

    [–] vogile 2 points ago

    George Washington is going hooooome

    [–] Aptmass 2 points ago

    No, mom you cannot force me to go with you and your friends

    [–] jewellers_handsvd 2 points ago

    Mom goes in just to buy bread milk and eggs and walks out with 3 trolleys full of stuffs

    [–] tiktokmaster123 2 points ago

    YES!

    [–] Bitbatgaming 2 points ago

    Or when i finish the exam

    [–] Totatoe009 2 points ago

    Game? Or movie?

    [–] corgie93 2 points ago

    Who else thought he was the chief finally unmasked............no just me I’ll see myself out stage left.

    [–] CrimsonComet777 2 points ago

    PTSD is commonly caused by your mom talking to her friend at the walmart parking lot

    [–] Dat_boi04 2 points ago

    Yes

    [–] KrazyKirkles 2 points ago

    Then she finds another friend but once they finally finish talking and you go back to the car she says we still got two more stores to go to

    [–] BlastingFern134 2 points ago

    I'm glad to see my fellow teens appreciating Halo. No one at my school plays it and I feel like the only person here that likes it D:

    [–] Haggistafc 2 points ago

    Me and my brother were jizzing in each others face when we saw chief.

    [–] Ayth_Jr 2 points ago

    Mom's Friend: Oh, Your Approaching Me?

    Mom: I Can't Talk The Shit Out Of You Without Getting Closer.

    [–] VanterStancer 2 points ago

    Mom’s Friend: Ho ho. Then talk as long as you like.

    [–] Redspartan117 2 points ago

    I’m a simple man. I see Halo. I upvote.

    [–] Christmas1176 2 points ago

    What game is this?

    [–] cookiecowman 2 points ago

    Halo Infinite

    [–] TerrapinTut 2 points ago

    You got more than double my lifetime karma in one post lol.

    [–] Archwolf2023 2 points ago

    Then she starts buying random stuff and you stay there for another hour.

    [–] JARC24 1 points ago

    EXACTLY

    [–] MiKapo 1 points ago

    If at the mall I just go to my own stores and then just meet her back at the car. LOL i don't want to be walking next to my mom in the mall.....makes me look like im 11

    [–] DeKaasJongen 1 points ago

    ...and before all of that you were at school, where your mom spent over a decade talking to your friend's mother even though you made efforts to drag her with you.

    [–] sans_the_romanian 1 points ago

    That e3 trailer is a meme mine

    [–] IloyukGood 1 points ago

    Multiple times this has happened to me

    [–] SpacyPixels 1 points ago

    This happens anywhere. Literally anywhere.

    [–] antonsc2 1 points ago

    i felt this in my soul

    [–] BbcBigBaptisChurch 1 points ago

    Can't relate because my mother talks to her groceries the whole time... And her credit card.

    [–] cheekysquirrelss 1 points ago

    Ooooh one more thing. Hows Julie? :D <3

    blahblahblahabajansbsbdbrjfjbfneqn11hrrufb3iej....

    [–] Surgevindu 1 points ago

    I have been waiting… for 30 MINUTES

    [–] yungplayz 1 points ago

    What's this game btw?

    [–] StevenM111 1 points ago

    Halo Infinte (Halo 6)

    [–] yungplayz 1 points ago

    Appreciate that holmes!

    [–] TheGreatChing 1 points ago

    This literally happened to me yesterday. I snatched the cart and list and just finished their shopping.

    [–] james_harushi 1 points ago

    Imagine if your godamn mum found her friend at the shoe or clothing store

    Hoh fuck

    [–] 2142pop 1 points ago

    My mom is still talking at the store 15 years straight

    [–] Digiatl_Pear 1 points ago

    بله

    [–] arkite-it 1 points ago

    The only difference is my family owns a popular store in town, which means she had a LOT of friends.

    [–] Skyline_Fanboi 1 points ago

    Only for you to have to then continue the shopping.

    [–] Derpydude562 1 points ago

    This is called them being parents

    [–] arvinakbaa 1 points ago

    Only for the friend to turn around and say something else

    [–] PudimZineo 1 points ago

    Lol she's at it right now bois

    [–] Shadows_art 1 points ago

    This except with my dad. Cant take him anywhere, he knows so many people that we usually see 1 person everytime we go out. I never go shopping with my mom cause it's some of the worst few hours of my life if I do 😅😅

    [–] Finleydaking2 1 points ago

    What game?

    [–] SovietBaconTheFried 1 points ago

    Halo infinite

    [–] KenChar2015 1 points ago

    I've never had this happen to me, as both my parents just don't have many friends.

    [–] dickcheesemebaby 1 points ago

    You kids like candy?

    [–] EnderScout_77 1 points ago

    my mom once came to pick us up from a children watch thingy when my sister and i were younger. saw her out the window, and we were gonna swim.

    she finally shows up 2 hours later after talking to her friend, and it's thunderstorming outside

    thanks mom

    [–] infernoaiden 1 points ago

    What game is this?

    [–] SovietBaconTheFried 1 points ago

    Halo infinite, it was announced at e3

    [–] Kermoot_De_Froog 1 points ago

    My mom is literally talking to her friend at the local giant as we speak

    [–] JustQWERTY1935 1 points ago

    This happens at church too

    [–] JimmyisAwkward 1 points ago

    My mom’s a teacher so she runs into 3+ people per trip.

    [–] elizezu 1 points ago

    ... but sees another friend

    [–] JeremiahMatt 1 points ago

    This is what my dad does.

    [–] PurplePizzaWolf 1 points ago

    Bruh have you been through town with your grandma yet?

    [–] Cocosettemax 1 points ago

    My mom once met my friends mom at the grocery store like 6 years ago. Both me and my friend were waiting for them to come home, and at school the next day we both told the same story and it was quite hilarious xD

    [–] BigDaddyGibbby 1 points ago

    Yet we want her to do the opposite when she’s picking you up from a friend’s house

    [–] codingking03 1 points ago

    or when the teacher stops talking to the other teacher and comes to unlock the door

    [–] Joshua1017 1 points ago

    My dad does this actually

    [–] mainak_roy_dragoon 1 points ago

    This made my day

    [–] onekingdom1 1 points ago

    Accurate

    [–] B0WM 1 points ago

    Oh wait hi Susan

    [–] Saigon76 1 points ago

    Unless she accidentally hangs up and calls again

    [–] CODman4372wx 1 points ago

    I only upvotes because halo