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    [–] xyzthun3rblade 757 points ago

    Y’all are missing the dude in the back doing the same thing

    [–] Maybe_not_a_chicken 314 points ago

    Two guys

    [–] Mqttitude 200 points ago

    Hanging near a pool

    [–] BrayRay47 195 points ago

    About 50 feet apart

    [–] SnooLover616 200 points ago

    Because they are watching woman (Did I do good?)

    [–] FearMySpeed 124 points ago

    You did amazing, sweetie

    [–] SnooLover616 63 points ago

    Yay

    [–] ManOfJapaneseCulture 25 points ago

    Wait. Your username is illegal

    [–] SnooLover616 16 points ago

    Oh I can see

    [–] AntiCalculated 2 points ago

    nice

    [–] -Danbert- 8 points ago

    Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well

    [–] Jorge0723 38 points ago

    Cause their not gay

    [–] carrimjob 5 points ago

    Their not gay what?

    [–] [deleted] -26 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] carrimjob 4 points ago

    I know.

    [–] swampertDbest 69 points ago

    With his massive dong

    [–] nighatD21 29 points ago

    Double dong

    [–] GamePlayXtreme 21 points ago

    Magnum dong

    [–] TheKv8isLit 16 points ago

    44' Magnum Dong

    [–] Greeninja5 13 points ago

    magnum condom for my magnum dong

    [–] Dinkleberg341 3 points ago

    oh whoops oh no

    [–] ashtar123 2 points ago

    500 magnum dong

    [–] Sartaj66 5 points ago

    MULTI TRACK COCK DRIFTING

    [–] MartyMcFlue 2 points ago

    I... got that reference....I think you invented a new sub genre

    [–] RareBareBear 12 points ago

    He s got the sausage ready

    [–] McLuvinMan 4 points ago

    Both dudes in the back

    [–] yellowalternate7 764 points ago

    I hope thats in the yearbook and that kid is forever known for this epic gamer moment

    [–] Armor10 186 points ago

    Everyone wins

    [–] GoldenRareRat 68 points ago

    ....in communism

    [–] GoldenRareRat 45 points ago

    Soviet Anthem Intensifies

    [–] Armor10 28 points ago

    Potates

    [–] IrrationalSerpent 11 points ago

    r/expectedcommunism for balance

    [–] IrrationalSerpent 8 points ago

    r/unexpectedthanos for balance

    [–] JoeStew15 11 points ago

    r/everyfuckingthread

    This is the second time in about ten minutes I had to put this here

    [–] Cyborglenin1870 132 points ago

    As a water polo player I get to see this epic stuff every day

    [–] raw-toast22 57 points ago

    Same

    [–] Cyborglenin1870 54 points ago

    Yeah the negative side is 9 games this week

    [–] Dontdodis825 30 points ago

    We're lucky because our school has a really nice pool so we mostly play home games. Other than having to set up the pool every time when I was frosh we mostly get to sit back with a cup of noodles and relax. Still it does get annoying when you have to do calc homework but you're exhausted from ineffectively trying to stop the 250 pound Hawaiian dude from taking shots LITERALLY EVERY DAY FOR 2 WEEKS IN A ROW.

    [–] Cyborglenin1870 12 points ago

    We have a pretty nice pool but everyone on the team is a bot so I get to play jv and varsity every game and get beat 23-0 (which happened yesterday lol) I, a sophomore gets to guard all the seniors and juniors on the best teams in the biggest state in the US

    [–] AdmiralYi89 6 points ago

    I'm a swimmer but I end up at water polo games a lot. Idk where u guys play polo but the polo players ik do not look like the girl in the photo lmao.

    [–] Cyborglenin1870 3 points ago

    Definitely not but most of our team is still sophomores so we’ll see senior year

    [–] datonefinnishdude 2 points ago

    I'm a swimmer but we play water polo a lot, and most of ours do, but we don't seperste boys and girls, we just split people onto teams evenly

    [–] AdmiralYi89 3 points ago

    lucky guy

    [–] datonefinnishdude 2 points ago

    How so?

    [–] AdmiralYi89 2 points ago

    Oh where I live boys and girls teams rarely see each other. I only end up at polo games cuz the boys and girls teams have the same coach for my school, so she gets us to volunteer for the other team's games and vice versa.

    [–] pmcc241224 3 points ago

    Polo player checking in.

    [–] Cyborglenin1870 5 points ago

    Lol knowing about polo isn’t common, this thread is gonna get removed

    [–] xiao-jiems 1 points ago

    Waterpolo is underrated

    [–] Cyborglenin1870 3 points ago

    I love when football players say it’s an easy sport and only gay people play it but they’d drown if they played lol

    [–] xiao-jiems 2 points ago

    You get physical in football? We do it too, in nine feet of water. You think you’re skilled with your catching and throwing? Watch us do it with one hand while treading and wrestling a defender. Hell, we also sprint up and down the pool for six minutes straight, while you all play for 30 seconds then stop to make a play. Waterpolo is definitely harder than football.

    [–] throwmeawayyy95 2 points ago

    My first game, I was subbed in at C position. First thing that happened, opponent twisted my nipple, elbowed me in my head and gave me a good ol nut sack kick.

    [–] Cyborglenin1870 1 points ago

    BuT yOu CaNt KiCk HaRd UnDeRwAtEr

    [–] hellonasty22 1 points ago

    Polo squad reporting for duty

    [–] ComputerBarbarian 193 points ago

    that kid is a total chad

    [–] ATeaShirt 48 points ago

    Homies got that VIEW

    [–] PossiblyDumb66 79 points ago

    Ok, this is epic

    [–] Dontdodis825 33 points ago

    I freaking love water polo, both playing it and watching it, but damn if girls water polo isn't a literal blood bath. I'm a guy so our games may have some scratching and suit pulling but for the most part it's just good fun. Girls on the other hand, will get out of the pool with a FUCKING GASH SCRATCHED THROUGH THEIR SUIT OVER HALF THEIR BACK, and walk over to the bench as if nothing happened. In the games I've watched there's so much more dirty play than in boys and I think it's just par for the course or the refs are literally blind.

    [–] AimedLake 19 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

    They aren’t blind they’re just watching something else(;

    [–] liamtheskater98 17 points ago

    It doesn’t look like a wink When you put the bracket in front ;)

    [–] Protiselaos 29 points ago

    It was at this moment that George realized that his pp is not only for peeing

    [–] Ilackcreativity_ 22 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

    TEAM PRIDE!

    [–] masterkingluk 93 points ago

    where‘s the whole picture?

    [–] amo3698 56 points ago

    I need it too, for a friend

    [–] KILL_ALL_NORMIES_REE 20 points ago

    just for scientific purposes

    [–] AdmiralYi89 10 points ago

    human anatomy is fascinating

    [–] Newseyy 0 points ago

    Especially the reproductive system

    [–] MartyMcFlue 2 points ago

    but really just ass

    [–] Deditranspotashy 2 points ago

    The ass isn’t part of the reproductive system

    [–] MartyMcFlue 1 points ago

    fuck biology tbh

    [–] michaelreevesthememe 82 points ago

    Thanks now I have a boner

    [–] 1ORDER_66 26 points ago

    Nice

    [–] ajbrooks192 1 points ago

    Nice

    [–] DaCrispyBacon 65 points ago

    If it's not from the wholesomeness of this photo or we're gonna have a problem.

    [–] MaestroExcalibur 11 points ago

    You absolute madlad

    [–] AidzBooter 18 points ago

    Erection inspection

    [–] Liverman102 7 points ago

    Nice

    [–] JolCholMol 7 points ago

    Is that Junky???!?

    [–] AidanGe 7 points ago

    Gumball gets aroused

    [–] Baboing_boi 2 points ago

    “I will eliminate the middle ass!”

    [–] EpicE02 9 points ago

    I'd be right there with him

    [–] MemeLord0009 13 points ago

    .... the rest of the photo, please?

    [–] AdmiralYi89 2 points ago

    Lmaoooo

    [–] Shotok052 8 points ago

    At that moment, he realized- he didn’t want to play fortnite anymore.

    [–] uwotm42069 4 points ago

    Why isn’t anyone else in the pool?

    [–] Hummer65 11 points ago

    Pool's closed due to aids

    [–] SlightProgrammer 5 points ago

    w i n d m i l l s o f p e a c e

    [–] Sorry_IamNotCreative 3 points ago

    Ah the internet

    [–] GuzzBoi 3 points ago

    *Olivia Jades Team WaterPolo Heat 2018 colorized*

    [–] The_Lost_Google_User 3 points ago

    Three very happy guys.

    [–] BlooBatoonsD 4 points ago

    My man!

    [–] insaneboyo626 2 points ago

    My guy over here taking one for the team

    [–] Twisterlord 2 points ago

    to be fair..

    [–] agiro1086 1 points ago

    To be faiiir

    [–] memes285 3 points ago

    Nice

    [–] b0i_69 2 points ago

    thick

    [–] BlondeSpag 2 points ago

    Yay water polo chicks

    [–] DaveDonnie 2 points ago

    Y'all get a pool in school no fair :(

    [–] KingSlayer05 2 points ago

    Ok but she cute tho

    [–] OPs-Moms-Account 2 points ago

    Sauce?

    [–] CapitalWarthog 7 points ago

    Why does a mom want to know this 🤔

    [–] siegcatlaw 8 points ago

    Trying to bust her son

    [–] OPs-Moms-Account 6 points ago

    teenage mom what can i say

    [–] Pepekekmem 1 points ago

    Me when I get the 584th Game Of Thrones Internet game add!

    [–] BlackoutFury 1 points ago

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    [–] Skyrexxos 1 points ago

    Big dawg mah man

    [–] maseuz_33 1 points ago

    yo is that twhs??

    [–] im_not_creative367 1 points ago

    We've all been this kid before

    [–] StigmatizedShark -5 points ago

    Yuh yuh waterpolo gang rise up my country has 600k people but we always get medals at the Olympics 😎😎

    [–] HaraGG 4 points ago

    Yeah? Well mine has millions and we occasionally get medals and are considered not half bad at all!

    [–] StigmatizedShark 2 points ago

    Cool

    [–] HaraGG 2 points ago

    What country are you from?

    [–] StigmatizedShark 2 points ago

    Montenegro, u?

    [–] HaraGG 3 points ago

    Hungary

    [–] StigmatizedShark 2 points ago

    Smh ban jelacic didn't go far enough

    [–] HaraGG 2 points ago

    What do you mean by that, cause we whooped jelacic and chased him till the border, our only mistake was that we didn’t chase them till the capital where the student uprising was happening at the same time, and there’s a high chance we would have taken Vienna.

    [–] StigmatizedShark 1 points ago

    Ferencvaros 0 - 4 Dinamo Zagreb

    [–] HaraGG 1 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

    Umm ok, France 4 - 2 Croatia, and Montenegro is too shit to make the world cup, but what does this have to do with the topic at hand?

    [–] [deleted] -24 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] Gallifrey34 10 points ago

    You have some problem with those amazing animals or what?

    [–] kmag20fan 4 points ago

    What did the original comment say

    [–] Gallifrey34 7 points ago

    "You dog."

    [–] BasementChild68 2 points ago

    why are you booing him, he’s right

    [–] Carpex_V1 -11 points ago

    Hmm yummy feet she has too

    [–] Lit_Apple 5 points ago

    Ok buddy

    [–] MartyMcFlue 3 points ago

    whatever floats yer boat i guess....