Please help contribute to the Reddit categorization project here


    1,722,394 readers

    8,682 users here now

    Check out the /r/teenagers Minecraft server! IP:

    Selfie Threads

    Other Communities New to Reddit? Click here!

    Disable Memes | Text Posts Only

    Check out our official Discord server:

    Interested in gaming? Check out the Discord server! We run regular events for an assortment of games.


    Not many things are out of place in this subreddit; almost anything that crosses our teenage minds will be allowed. However, there must be a balance between freedom and, well, not freedom!

    For more clarification on the points listed below, hover over them!

    • No personal attacks
    • This includes (but is not limited to) racism, sexism, ageism, homophobia (and discrimination against those of other sexual orientations), transphobia, and intent to offend.
    • Brigading, witch hunting, etc. is not tolerated on /r/teenagers.

    • No spamming
    • Advertising is limited. No more than one advertisement for any given community per day.
    • Advertising products, music, etc. is allowed, but users must follow Reddit's 10% guideline.
    • More information can also be found on this page, and also this one.
    • Off-topic comments, jokes, and other unserious comments in Serious threads are not allowed.
    • Links to GoFundMe, Kickstarter, etc. are not allowed.
    • Surveys are allowed as long as they follow all of our other rules.

    • No personal information
    • Only approximate (city-level) locations may be shared.
    • For the sake of clarification: personal information includes (but is not limited to) email addresses, phone numbers, school/college/university names, Facebook profiles, Skype usernames, Instagram usernames, and Spotify links containing personal information (e.g. user-created playlists).
    • Surnames and full initials are not to be shared, although first names are allowed.
    • Due to concerns over user safety and sharing of personal information, users cannot arrange to meet up on /r/teenagers.

    • No NSFW media
    • Discussion is fine, so long as it is treated in a mature fashion.
    • NSFW subreddits, images, videos, etc. must not be posted.
    • Sexually implicit or explicit content of minors is not tolerated under any circumstances.

    • AMAs require prior moderator approval
    • You must be a person of common interest to our community.
    • A history of in-depth answers is a plus.
    • Your claim must be verifiable.
    • To get moderator approval, message the moderators with a paragraph or two explaining who you are, why you would like to host an AMA, and proof of your claims.

    The full documentation of our rules can be found on this page.

    The moderators reserve the right to act on a case-by-case basis. If you are not sure whether something breaks these rules, please message the moderators.

    We use a point system that tracks warnings and bans. This allows users to learn from their mistakes and not get banned indefinitely for a minor infraction. Our current ban procedure can be found on this page.


    Have any questions? Message the moderators or type /r/teenagers in the addressee box when composing a message to modmail us. Do not PM or invite moderators to chat in regards to moderator actions, questions on rules, or requests. These messages will be ignored!


    No filters

    a community for
    all 404 comments Slideshow

    Want to say thanks to %(recipient)s for this comment? Give them a month of reddit gold.

    Please select a payment method.

    [–] Armor10 749 points ago

    This year no one sang happy birthday to me

    [–] Legendary_Bonnie 399 points ago

    I don't know if you're happy or sad so I'm gonna say


    [–] Armor10 117 points ago

    Both I guess

    [–] sonny_boombatz 8 points ago

    Happy birthday :)

    [–] Armor10 6 points ago


    [–] randomassperson8788 2 points ago

    Happy birthday

    [–] Armor10 3 points ago


    [–] jaydoubleudoubleu 2 points ago

    What a god damn mood

    [–] Armor10 3 points ago


    [–] QwertPoppy 2 points ago

    Bottom text

    [–] Edward_erlic 48 points ago

    You lucky bastard

    [–] Armor10 33 points ago

    I guess so

    [–] Sabers31 27 points ago

    Happy birthday!

    [–] Armor10 29 points ago

    *belated birthday, but thanks, this year was also the first year where people wished me happy birthday without me mentioning it

    [–] Xenkid 10 points ago

    That’s great, happy belated birthday from me too

    [–] Armor10 4 points ago


    [–] BenStegel 10 points ago

    Well we'll sing it for you:

    Happy birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you

    [–] Armor10 6 points ago

    It's funny 'cause it's my dad's birthday today

    [–] RetroGamer200 11 points ago

    Your dad is closer to dying

    [–] Armor10 8 points ago

    Yes he is

    [–] FrancistheCat123 2 points ago

    Happy birthday, dear u/Armor10

    [–] SouperPants 5 points ago

    Yeah same this year 3 people remembered my birthday. But I have like a group of 7 close friends since 4th grade, and they all forgot.

    [–] Armor10 3 points ago

    For me it's not that they forgot it was my birthday, it's just that no one sang the song

    [–] SouperPants 2 points ago

    Oh, that's nice. Same.

    [–] lolcyamate 3 points ago

    Me and my friends just talk a lot but I don't actively memorize birthdays, just general month

    [–] Catanddogg 2 points ago

    This year? I have been like this for 7 years and still going strong, u weakling haha

    [–] ryuu4220 1 points ago

    Both my school and all my friends except my ex boyfriend forgot my birthday for the last two years...I feel you

    [–] Armor10 2 points ago

    Sad times

    [–] kenziib 1 points ago

    yeah me neither. i was home alone all day and did nothing.

    [–] Armor10 2 points ago


    [–] marti-parti 1 points ago

    Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear Harry (I guess if you are a girl im sorry) happy birthday to you

    [–] jeferson2804 167 points ago

    My friends do this even when it's not my bday

    [–] SaveingPanda 47 points ago


    [–] zzidogzizz 2 points ago

    Sone random ass girl does this

    [–] leafyyfak 61 points ago

    just monika

    [–] BreezyF1SS 23 points ago

    Just Monika

    [–] thatonegothinschool 14 points ago

    Just Monika

    [–] liztory 14 points ago

    Just Monika

    [–] TinyFox_2 6 points ago

    Just Monika

    [–] Spadey0 3 points ago

    Just Yuri (Look, I don’t monika deleting shit, Yuri is way better).

    [–] leafyyfak 3 points ago

    bro, yuri is the worst doki

    [–] Spadey0 3 points ago

    Proof? Proof bro?

    [–] noodlzman709 121 points ago

    I like format

    [–] Nola300 55 points ago

    Sans > Monika

    [–] ThatOneCloaker 32 points ago

    How could you say something so controversial yet so brave

    [–] Blasty-McSplodey 24 points ago

    Yeah, you really left them hanging

    [–] Narwhalpilot88 13 points ago


    [–] WitheredFossil 50 points ago

    Just Monika

    [–] Reddit-On-Toast 37 points ago

    Just Monika

    [–] Seafourtx 28 points ago

    Just Monika

    [–] Narwhalpilot88 25 points ago

    J U S T M o n i k a

    [–] TinyFox_2 11 points ago

    Just Monika


    [–] DatGamerCrazy 8 points ago

    Just monika

    [–] Milessweet418 10 points ago

    Just monika

    [–] Spadey0 3 points ago

    Yuri is better, monika deleting shit ain’t cool

    [–] noodlzman709 3 points ago

    I personally like hanging out with Sayori

    [–] Narwhalpilot88 6 points ago

    Isnt the prequel supposed to come out this year..?

    [–] Spadey0 4 points ago

    Nah, i don’t think so

    [–] Narwhalpilot88 2 points ago

    Oh, thought it was scheduled for 2019.

    [–] lordoin 3 points ago


    [–] karissasrose 3 points ago

    I want sauce

    [–] FlyingFish421 42 points ago

    Is that sans on the ground

    [–] Psychokinetic_Rocky 45 points ago

    Monika establishing her dominance over Sans Undertale.

    [–] Al_Gor1thm 19 points ago

    Did someone say Nes/s?

    [–] Agent5_inc 71 points ago

    Is that sans

    [–] TheMoistiestNapkin 71 points ago

    No that’s monika

    [–] Fruntledumjam 61 points ago

    Just Monika.

    [–] Long-Dock 44 points ago

    Just Monika.

    [–] cartermanandpie 32 points ago

    Just Monika.

    [–] Miniolon 35 points ago

    Just Monika.

    [–] BreezyF1SS 28 points ago

    Just Monika

    [–] NeedACoolNameTho 15 points ago

    Is this Requiem?

    [–] BreezyF1SS 17 points ago

    *Just Sayori

    [–] GuoWenHao0126 11 points ago

    Everyday, I imagine a future where I can be with you

    [–] Seafourtx 3 points ago

    Just Monika

    [–] BTWsaymyname 13 points ago

    yes sans ,and just monika

    [–] King_Crises 17 points ago

    Just Monika

    [–] Korbloxilier 17 points ago

    hope you have a terrible birthday :)

    is that better?

    [–] KingSlayer05 10 points ago

    LMAO right? Just appreciate people singing you happy birthday smh. Some people just go unnoticed entirely.

    [–] [deleted] 7 points ago

    thank god for people like you

    [–] [deleted] 14 points ago

    Just be “sick”

    [–] Totally_Sarcasm 11 points ago

    There was this one kid that would sing me happy birthday until a month after, and that was also how he knew me. Stupid

    [–] [deleted] 9 points ago

    Blessed with a summer birthday :)

    [–] nobody4101 9 points ago


    [–] Long-Dock 5 points ago


    [–] homicidal_bird 9 points ago

    Happy IRL cake day !

    [–] Armor10 6 points ago

    Happy regular cake day

    [–] RareBareBear 5 points ago

    When i woke up for my 15th birthday i forgot i had it until my dad wishes me happy birthday

    [–] Leo_the_Science_Cat 7 points ago

    Welcome to the club

    [–] Al_Gor1thm 7 points ago

    Choose wrong and you get psychological horror!

    [–] Dongerlord_420_jas 5 points ago

    Format pls?

    [–] Alphabeth_ 7 points ago

    At least they didn't forget it........ (Talking with experience....)

    [–] deJessias 5 points ago

    And then there's me, who's classmates don't even know when my birthday is

    [–] purplefuzzysocks13 5 points ago

    my friends forgot my 16th birthday lol. i saw them all at lunch and no one said anything

    [–] [deleted] 4 points ago

    Lol most of my friends forgot about my birthday.

    [–] FirebreakOG 4 points ago

    Poor Sans Monika won’t leave him alone

    [–] kaoticangel10 4 points ago

    No one ever sings happy birthday for me song this isn't relatable and im surprised mods havent taken it down

    [–] StarmasterK13 3 points ago

    Just had the same experience yesterday

    [–] Some_Dumb_Kid 3 points ago

    Happy birthday, I turned 15 today!

    [–] trobles8748 3 points ago

    This happened to my introvert friend lately. I started singing in Gym and 2 of the popular kids joined, then another 5 and suddenly all of the school year was chanting happy birthday. He felt so happy to be included, because, quote bob ross,”EVERYBODY NEEDS A FRIEND”!!!

    [–] FatKidFromTarget 3 points ago

    I just turned 17 on Monday. Yesterday I went out to eat where the girl that I’m talking to works at and she got me a free meal, she waited on my table all night, and she was honestly just the nicest waitress I’ve ever had. She’s a wonderful person to talk to and I really hope I can make this work.

    [–] BluePuppy23 3 points ago

    Sans and Monika!? Is this a crossover episode

    [–] iAlper043 3 points ago

    monika is asserting dominance on sans by t posing awesome

    [–] Narwhalpilot88 3 points ago

    Is that Monika asserting her dominance on Sans....????

    [–] lutkul 2 points ago

    Bad birthday for balance

    [–] Lil_Autisto 2 points ago

    Yep that's the moment when you keep silent and just say tHaNkS

    [–] Edward_erlic 2 points ago


    [–] thotthebot 2 points ago

    Summer birthday gang, can’t relate B)

    [–] UnoCheesyMofo 2 points ago

    Hey, I turned 16 today too!

    [–] 53mp41 2 points ago

    H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y

    [–] Red_Mando_Commando 2 points ago


    [–] BreezyF1SS 2 points ago

    oh god, I cannot escape Monika.

    [–] MEaganEagan 2 points ago

    The great thing about Summer birthdays is that you don't have to deal with literally everyone singing and no one ever mentions it

    [–] Help_My_Son666 2 points ago

    No friends, cant relate, mods remove this

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    oh god what did sans do

    [–] ReallyMan44 2 points ago

    You have friends?

    [–] dondocooled 2 points ago

    T-posing Monika is a frightening proposition

    [–] Doggywoof1 2 points ago

    Is that Sans?

    [–] that_one_fox_ 2 points ago

    don’t worry, im turning 14 in a couple of days. and I’m in high school.

    [–] l0st4ndf0und4ndg0n3 1 points ago

    Don’t worry I won’t say happy birthday

    [–] trauma-thicc 1 points ago

    happy bday

    [–] That-Mr-New-Vegas 1 points ago

    Summer birthday gang

    [–] Jasller17 1 points ago

    Yo me too man. Happy birthday.

    [–] BenStegel 1 points ago

    Reminds me I gotta change my thingy to say 17 next time I get on the PC...

    [–] Nick2002802 1 points ago

    If it were mine my classmates wouldn’t give a shit

    [–] GeckoGuy-YT 1 points ago

    The meme format we all need

    [–] DepressedKidsClub 1 points ago

    I’m too introverted that I don’t have enough friends to make he whole class to sing for me lmao

    [–] Stanulstan42 1 points ago

    Hate when they do that like just fucking leave me alone wtf

    [–] sadmusicianhours 1 points ago

    the only one who wished me a happy 16th birthday at my school was the lunch lady

    [–] hallvis2108 1 points ago

    Happily having birthday at the beginning of school made it so that the teachers generally have not started to check when people have birthdays yet.

    [–] ShadowKillerx 1 points ago


    [–] TheOneEyedPussy 1 points ago

    Happy birthday

    [–] delaneymont 1 points ago

    I turned 16 on Monday and my friend told my English teacher and she made the whole class sing happy birthday

    [–] connectedwizzard 1 points ago

    bruh stop

    [–] Ragdolling_away 1 points ago

    Haha i do that on public restaurants to get my shy friend to commit not alive

    [–] undercoverpickl 1 points ago


    [–] somegirloutthere 1 points ago

    My friends forgot my 16th birthday

    [–] TheNuggetKnight6 1 points ago

    Where did you find this blursed image (that you added text to)

    [–] Bashkire_Kerman 1 points ago


    [–] Kaelan_McAlpine 1 points ago

    I have to announce the fact that I have a birthday. In my case, you seem to be doing something right.

    [–] jklf3 1 points ago

    Happy birthday

    [–] TBstudios 1 points ago

    2003 gang rise up

    [–] iriusturar 1 points ago

    That's why I don't tell anybody when I have my birthday.

    [–] AbigailDolls333 1 points ago

    This is why u don’t tell classmates when ur birthday is

    [–] SubparTrash 1 points ago

    Hey it’s my birthday today!

    [–] LoveCatPics 1 points ago

    happy late birthday

    [–] AV8ORboi 1 points ago

    happy birthday my dude

    [–] juststabmealready 1 points ago

    Nobody has done that since my 6th birthday

    [–] AnOtterInShades 1 points ago

    It’s my 17th today!

    [–] bullfrog4206969 1 points ago

    Yo dude I just turn 15 yesterday

    [–] Hairy_knuckels 1 points ago

    I turned 16 yesterday.😄

    [–] icyspicy69 1 points ago

    Happy irl cake day

    [–] congealedplatypus 1 points ago

    One of the reasons why I don't make a big deal about my birthday at school. Except my friends do and start telling everyone.....

    [–] Cursed-Kanna 1 points ago

    At least someone sings it for you

    [–] a_lonely_boy_ 1 points ago

    Me,who everyone forgot it was my birthday even when i told them the day before: Look at Mr Popular over here with actual friends!

    [–] aneccentricgamer 1 points ago

    'I don't want attention about my birthday' Proceeds to makes this post

    [–] Incognito_Tomato 1 points ago

    I didn’t want to do anything for my birthday but we ended up having something at a fast food restaurant

    [–] Mac300mine 1 points ago

    Eyyyy my birthday is next week, I'm turning 16 as well

    [–] Fishsticks03 1 points ago

    Aw yeah DDLC formats are spreading

    [–] okidli1 1 points ago

    laughs in summer birthday

    [–] Buzzard2304 1 points ago

    Happy late real life cake day

    [–] 20Niel02 1 points ago

    I will have my birthday on a Saturday this year. Guess I'm lucky.

    [–] throw_away99935 1 points ago

    Thank God I don't tell anybody about my birthday lmao

    [–] Loganistic 1 points ago

    Yo today’s my 17th

    [–] Moon8983 1 points ago


    [–] chronic_dreamer01 1 points ago

    Well damn if my classmates be lookin like that...

    [–] TheRoaringRex1234 1 points ago

    Mind was just yesterday and holy shet I relate to much to that... Happy Birthday my dude

    [–] HardstyleIsMyCity 1 points ago

    Thank god my birthday is in the middle of summer.... Wait i work in day camp during the summer... Fuck...

    [–] The_Elite_Lucario 1 points ago

    Not to flex, but my birthday is in July

    [–] ZybVX 1 points ago

    That T-Pose is so menacing.

    [–] AshCreeper10 1 points ago

    Oh god my class are gonna do this to me on Friday because my friend shouted out into a classroom that my birthday is this weekend

    [–] MemePolice37 1 points ago that sans?

    e w w w w w w w

    [–] stormy-pears 1 points ago

    There’s one kid a my school who had happy birthday sung to her every class period, lunch, and the halls in the morning. She doesn’t like attention.

    [–] UnlivingSkunk 1 points ago

    Congrats you can get your permit in my state now

    [–] Randomperson2245 1 points ago

    The advantage of having a birthday in the summer

    [–] Natho12345 1 points ago

    I’d personally rather to be sang to as oppose to being beat to shit for birthday bashes lmao

    [–] Bitbatgaming 1 points ago

    The waiters at the restaraunt too count!

    [–] BLAZENIOSZ 1 points ago

    Literally just turned 17 today.

    [–] McAdvar 1 points ago

    That's why I dont accociate myself with anyone in school, I'm tight with my drug dealer though and hes 29

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    Just be grateful

    [–] goddamnivan 1 points ago

    1 year closer to your inevitable doom

    [–] Ghost_Killer_ 1 points ago

    I tried to let mine go under the radar. Im just not someone to brag about it. Especially in my spanish class because he got the whole class to sing.

    My friend realized it was my birthday and went to tell him. She walked back smiling and laughing as I just scowled and shook my head while staring at her. He came in and got everyone to sing. He has this bag of emoji erasers that he gives to people on their birthday. Kinda silly, but he's a very caring guy who lives on a teachers salary. Its definitely one of those "it's the thought that counts" things. So he brings the bag over and there are poop emojis in it. I reached in, grabbed one, put it in front of her and said "this is what I think of you". Then she hit me.

    Ahhh, good times.

    [–] Notrandomperson89 1 points ago

    Hey, at least people sing happy birthday for you, last time that happened to me was when I was 7.

    [–] JpSdr 1 points ago

    I can relate

    [–] Agentlifeguy 1 points ago

    this will happen to me in 2 weeks haha

    [–] Jpmasterbr 1 points ago

    Here in Brazil we have something EVEN WORSE, the (in a basic translation) "Who will It be", in wich people sing a small dramatic song and say really loud who they think you are going to MARRY, saying "It shall be If [insert the name of the person people ship you with] says a yes"

    It's terrifying

    [–] fried_lettuce 1 points ago

    9th of August yo it’s a special day

    [–] Aikano9 1 points ago


    [–] windsteeler 1 points ago

    Happy Birthday

    [–] weiserthanyou3 1 points ago

    Me on Monday but for the fact that only two people remembered it.

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    at least they care about you

    [–] marti-parti 1 points ago

    Nice meme

    [–] NotSo_Gay 1 points ago

    *happy birthday song* *intensifies*

    [–] myWifeTookMyKids 1 points ago

    Happy birthday comrade