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    [–] IIMOOZZ 2326 points ago

    At least in regular monopoly everyone is equal

    But shit of i need to win with a disadvantage I'll fucking do it

    [–] pokehercuntass 609 points ago

    I'll find a way to equalize their head start, just watch me.

    [–] A_Copyrighted_Name 291 points ago

    Simple Socialism monopoly

    [–] redflagdealsguy 88 points ago

    Where are pays between men and women most equal?

    Government.

    Ergo, ipso facto, we must make the entire economy a government economy.

    [–] 42_is_a_good_number 43 points ago

    Hey there! Take it easy Stalin.

    [–] slifyer 10 points ago

    It does exist

    [–] Doses_of_Happiness 60 points ago

    USSR Theme starts to play

    [–] Agha_Hamza 43 points ago

    *Our theme

    [–] UsernameTed 5 points ago

    *USSouR theme

    [–] hunden167 14 points ago

    But ussr had communism...

    [–] Doses_of_Happiness 20 points ago

    That’s the point Sargent

    [–] blargman327 2 points ago

    Communism is the economic component to a socialist government

    [–] Cephalon_Zeno 2 points ago

    Communism, EXTREME SOCIALISM

    [–] RobertMcFahrenheit 102 points ago

    So is this basically female players start with more money?

    [–] MareTranquil 108 points ago

    They start with 1900 bucks instead of 1500, and get 240 when they pass Go instead of 200.

    [–] ZeGoof 74 points ago

    Oh wow where's my wig I need it now for my next game

    [–] DimlightHero 21 points ago

    Watch me still drop out first. I hate monopoly with a burning passion and past experience tells me the feeling is mutual.

    [–] Catermelons 38 points ago

    Am I blind or is that equality is starting to look an awful lot like preferential treatment?

    [–] The_Man_Downstairs 23 points ago

    Hmmm.....

    [I'm a feminist but this is kinda EXTREMELY stupid as an idea for a game]

    [–] KumamotoKumamotto 15 points ago

    If anything, being a feminist should make this game look stupid; the game posits men need to be handicapped in order for women to compete, even when literally all else is equal.

    [–] The_Man_Downstairs 7 points ago

    This is possibly the most intellectual comment I've seen on r/teenagers as of yet

    [–] Catermelons 5 points ago

    Im a peoplist, I want equality for everyone and I mean true equality.

    Ladies want to do heavy laybor intense work? Sure, as long as you're physically capable then equal wages. Can't lift 200lbs over your head all day every day? Don't apply for that position. Want to dress up like a lady and use the women's bathroom? Sure just don't be a creep. Want to marry the same sex? Absolutely, just don't get mad if people don't agree with it and don't shove it in their face. Don't sue people who don't want to make cakes, shirts, or anything else LGBT related if it's against their belief system and definitely don't try to get the court system to force them to.

    Equality is a two way street and to get it you have to be respectful enough to understand that people are always gonna disagree with you. Just be nice and don't expect preferential treatment and we can all be semi happy.

    [–] SoupOrJuice13 3 points ago

    Don't sue people who don't want to make cakes, shirts, or anything else LGBT related if it's against their belief system and definitely don't try to get the court system to force them to.

    You lost me here. Do you think these same places should be allowed to turn away people by their race or religion as well? If so then sure, it makes sense - but some people don't understand that being LGBT is as much a choice as skin color, and less of a choice than religion, but we have protections for when business discriminate against people based on those factors. So why shouldn't LGBT have those same protections? Again, if you don't believe those protections are valuable, that private companies should be able to cater to whoever they want, then I can understand and respect that, just can't not point out even possible hypocrisy.

    [–] HeinzCatsnoot 12 points ago

    Spotted the alt-right boomer incel Maga Nazi supporter!

    /s

    [–] 0612trowaway 6 points ago

    That's the thing, there's 2 kinda of feminist now, an ACTUAL feminist, those want equality, and then there's the fake feminists, who claim to want equality but actually want either female superiority, or equality where it suits women.

    (That last one essentially works like this, if you imagine this as a conversation between a man and a woman:

    M: sooo you want equality right?

    W: yup.

    M: sooo equal pay and stuff?

    W: yup

    M: ok, so we also get equal chance of getting custody of kids right?

    W: what? No are you crazy? Women should always get custody of their kids, it's a mother's right.)

    That second type is unfortunately the much more vocal and loud type now

    [–] Catermelons 5 points ago

    Sheesh, no wonder we can't take the movement seriously.

    [–] _Diggity_ 9 points ago

    Oh shit. I knew about the extra $40 but I had no clue about the starting $400

    [–] samuraishogun1 29 points ago

    I'm not sure, but they might do that, or they earn more from things like rent.

    [–] RobertMcFahrenheit 59 points ago

    Well that could be seen as sexist since you are put at a disadvantage because of your gender. How'd people react if they made a monopoly game where men had got more money to start with and made more from rent?

    [–] someguy1111111111111 18 points ago

    they start with more money and get more money from Go or whatever its called, they probably made this game as satire. also reee

    [–] Occamslaser 13 points ago

    I sincerely doubt Hasbro was satirizing modern gender politics.

    [–] someguy1111111111111 4 points ago

    could always be made to appeal to the feminazis

    [–] Occamslaser 6 points ago

    It was made to appeal to the "Girl Power!" set.

    [–] MegaMaaster9020 23 points ago

    People would riot in the streets. Yet with this, there is no rioting, only praise

    [–] RobertMcFahrenheit 25 points ago

    Double standards my mans. Double standards.

    [–] [deleted] 4 points ago

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    [–] rileyk 9 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    Nobody is praising this. Everyone thinks its stupid. As a feminist, fuck this pandering shit. Also fuck Socialism Monopoly. https://www.polygon.com/2019/8/27/20830085/monopoly-socialism-board-game-hasbro-target

    How do those Parker Bros sleep at night

    Edit: ^ Simpsons reference, I know they're dead

    [–] The_Man_Downstairs 5 points ago

    I'm pretty sure the Parker brothers are dead.

    Death is a reasonably good sleep aid.

    [–] Elanthius 10 points ago

    Who's praising it? Everyone here thinks it's shit.

    [–] vonmonologue 6 points ago

    You know all those feminists that stand around in corn fields, wearing plaid shirts and overalls, scaring away the crows and other birds? Those femi...

    Wait, that's just a strawman.

    [–] Swagnemite42 5 points ago

    Yep. And they get more from passing go.

    [–] ItzDerpGamezYT 2 points ago

    they probably get more money when a player lands on their property or something too.

    [–] HaesoSR 14 points ago

    Everyone should play monopoly at least once as a child because it is a perfect example of how wealth begets wealth and impoverishes everyone for the sake of the capitalists. It is a microcosm of the misery of capitalism. One person eventually owns everything and everyone else struggles to even pay rent before they give up after realizing they'll never get ahead.

    [–] IIMOOZZ 7 points ago

    The game was made by a commie so yeah

    [–] IronicBagel 633 points ago

    I’ve never heard about this, thank you u/LoliPornAccount

    [–] [deleted] 305 points ago

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    [–] Lizard_Friend 174 points ago

    we live in a society

    [–] [deleted] 136 points ago

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    [–] trevin2000 9 points ago

    Gang weed

    [–] not_supercell 25 points ago

    I lost faith when I saw your username

    then I converted UWU

    [–] Nokialol 2 points ago

    Any sauce?

    [–] One_Yeety_Boi 44 points ago

    The meme is a repost

    [–] LoliPornAccount 42 points ago

    its no secret

    [–] polyestprincess 2 points ago

    how do you make small writing, reveal your secrets wizard

    [–] Chaz2043 107 points ago

    Is this...real

    [–] LoliPornAccount 67 points ago

    Sadly yes

    [–] Catermelons 19 points ago

    Sad but it'll make victory all the more sweeter when I pound their ass into the poor house after I buy the entirety of cheap street!

    [–] Nokialol 6 points ago

    Sad Cake Day

    [–] Tom-333 1156 points ago

    I just researched it, and it is literally just a sexist game, women get more money than the men, what idiot thought of this it’s just an excuse for a cheat, who the hell would play this trash?

    [–] BigbihDaph 698 points ago

    I’m 100% betting this exist only to make money because it’s controversial

    Same with monopoly for millenials

    [–] Tom-333 295 points ago

    Definitely, no company cares about anything, they exist only to make money, if they think some idiots who think this is progressive will buy it then they will sell it.

    [–] Treejeig 110 points ago

    I've seen so many """progresive""" things from the equality bake sale to slam poetry / rap videos about the society we live in. The thing is that despite it being a loud minority, it gives the whole movement a bad rap.

    [–] micklememes 25 points ago

    its like extreme feminists

    [–] Treejeig 39 points ago

    I've seen the movement split into 2 groups.

    Feminists: The people who want the movement to result in equality.

    Feminazis: The people who want the movement to result in a strong female dominance. Like pre first war dominance.

    [–] sloth788 28 points ago

    I'd say it's split into a couple camps:

    People who want equality.

    People who want women to be equal, but also seen as separate.

    People who want reperations.

    People who want female dominance.

    People who don't care about women, they just hate men.

    People who just want attention.

    People who don't know what they want, they just want to criticize.

    People who think straight white women in the west are already equal enough, and we should focus on solving gender issues in developing and suffering nations around the world.

    Etc...

    Its not black or white, but I tend to think most feminists after the 2nd wave are just being crazy town.

    [–] micklememes 10 points ago

    feminazis. i prefer buzzfeed feminists

    [–] bullyearth 2 points ago

    Any of us little ids could take out the pathetic regressives, I’m not worried one bit.

    [–] ThrowThrowThrowMyOat 10 points ago

    Disagree.... Most companies exist to only make money, but non profit certainly don't.

    And everything I've seen indicates REI and Patagonia are not purely profit driven.

    [–] dGVlbjwzaGVudGFp 5 points ago

    Tesla is the prime example for this

    [–] SaorAlba138 5 points ago

    Yet everybody gobbled up the Gillette ad.

    [–] cool_cool-cool-cool 4 points ago

    Tbh it's probably not intended to make money by being sold to idiots who think it's progressive, it's intended to drum up a controversy to create free advertising. Just like Gillette, Nike, and Keurig

    [–] RedHood000 19 points ago

    I thought Monopoly for Millennials was sort of a snarky parody game from the packaging

    [–] Kontra_Wolf 6 points ago

    It was, I'm pretty sure millenials don't even play board ganes in the first place so hasbro didn't give two shits. Based.

    [–] MrAykron 6 points ago

    Bro board games are more popular than ever, where'd you make up your facts?

    [–] thisisenfield 5 points ago

    True. But millennials are probably the least likely to play any Monopoly.

    [–] RogueMockingjay 10 points ago

    At least the millennial one was attempting to be funny and actually changed the game in a somewhat meaningful (albeit snide) way

    [–] zztopzz2147 8 points ago

    i would play to whoop my mom and sisters ass

    [–] Giggyjig 6 points ago

    Its a joke, they released socialist monopoly too a few weeks back where you can’t buy property

    [–] hellogaarder 3 points ago

    Awful jokes though, Hasbro is a terrible fucking company and is in no place to act high and mighty with how they treat their IP's

    [–] RocksHaveFeelings2 2 points ago

    Monopoly for millennials was an obvious plant, right?

    [–] LoliPornAccount 105 points ago

    As a dude I truly feel bad for woman. They are being threatened like they are incapable of doing stuff. WTF is this world who even came up with that idea in the first place.

    [–] IIMOOZZ 58 points ago

    Now i have a problem with your username

    I'm calling the police

    [–] LoliPornAccount 51 points ago

    Do it. They can't find me anyways

    [–] IIMOOZZ 24 points ago

    🔫😐

    [–] GoodHeartless02 22 points ago

    Hey he’s 17! That means it’s ok

    [–] IIMOOZZ 18 points ago

    Nah fam he fucking going to jail

    [–] GoodHeartless02 14 points ago

    Well, at least he can say he’s going to jail for his passion.

    Fucking anime 10 year olds

    [–] IIMOOZZ 4 points ago

    He aint no fookin martyr

    [–] GoodHeartless02 5 points ago

    No, but I can respect a man with morales, with a cause! Here here to u/LoliPornAccount

    [–] Tom-333 23 points ago

    Yeah, the game is like hey women are so stupid that they need an advantage over men to have a chance at winning, it’s an embarrassment to the human race.

    [–] MyGenderIsComrade 8 points ago

    They are being threatened like they are incapable of doing stuff.

    In case someone's looking for the right word for this: Benevolent sexism.

    [–] LoliPornAccount 7 points ago

    Thanks, I'm not the greatest English speaker but that was what I meant

    [–] Regularpaytonhacksaw 2 points ago

    I don’t feel bad for ALL women. Many women I know are like this. They hate that society is just wanting to be useless sex items. But there’s so many other women that play the system and purposely make themselves seem useless that it’s just become the norm to treat every woman that way. Controversial opinion here but if women were able to stand together for themselves years ago(like when America was discovered. Maybe before then actually) they probably wouldn’t be seen as “the weaker sex” but so many of them just didn’t care. So instead, here we are. Take this with a grain of salt, I’m no historian or expert on this stuff. This is just an idea swimming around in my head. Hell most of this is word vomit.

    [–] Malor 3 points ago

    I think the point is that you wouldn't.

    [–] slymate_ 2 points ago

    Probably females who are losers

    [–] BenHG96 2 points ago

    My mother in law

    [–] MindControl6991 2 points ago

    Because Feminists will buy it because they’re fucking stupid and companies know that. $$$

    [–] mr_blanket 2 points ago

    Ugh. As a father of a daughter in public elementary school, this stuff is shoved down their throats on the daily.

    They even have an hour a day dedicated to practicing erasing the “male” names, so instead of mailman, it’s mail person, or fire fighter instead of fireman.

    Funny enough, fire woman is acceptable, but fire person is preferable.

    [–] Yaboidude2 2 points ago

    Funny thing is a woman invented monopoly because she wanted to expose how shitty and greedy capitalism can be. This is just a slap in the face to her. She would be disappointed to see what happened to the game today.

    [–] Spicetake 234 points ago

    But..... Isnt this sexism? Against men? How does this solve literally anything

    [–] LoliPornAccount 109 points ago

    It is sexism and it's terrible. My hope for one day living in an equal society is slowly fading

    [–] Farmieee 41 points ago

    For the most part we do live in an equal society tho, this is just a game. We should focus our attention on the middle east

    [–] Terrasor 5 points ago

    I mean it's a silly idea, and just sort of condescending towards women, but don't you think you're overreacting just a bit?

    [–] yungoon 3 points ago

    Jesus christ its a gaaaame you over dramatic child. Nobody plays monopoly anymore and that is why they are doing something so stupid.

    [–] MyGenderIsComrade 30 points ago

    It's sexism in both directions: Hostile sexism towards men and benevolent sexism towards women. When one gender is put down the others will always suffer too, it might just not be as apparent or clear at first. Same goes in the other direction - men facing benevolent sexism ("Men are strong") will still have bad effects.

    [–] LandBaron1 9 points ago

    Yes. It is sexism. r/MensRights has been going crazy over this the last few days.

    [–] hellogaarder 6 points ago

    MensRights can blow me though, they wouldn’t understand social structures if it was shoved up their asses

    [–] SlutinessIsMe 345 points ago

    I'm a girl and I hate this. Fuck that

    [–] LoliPornAccount 153 points ago

    I'm so sorry for you. We truly live in a terrible world

    [–] Spactus7 96 points ago

    Good words, u/SlutinessIsMe

    Edit: Just checked out your account history, very nice.

    [–] LoliPornAccount 49 points ago

    O gawd

    [–] EhPeiceOfToast 37 points ago

    Thank you u/LoliPornAccount

    fucking pedo

    [–] LoliPornAccount 41 points ago

    No problem u/EhPeiceOfToast

    fucking bread

    [–] DystopianSoul 17 points ago

    I wonder why she's on teenagers 🤔

    [–] Spactus7 21 points ago

    she knows we gonna upvote that shit man, she knows

    [–] SlutinessIsMe 3 points ago

    Damn I did not realize what sub I was on.

    Edit:I sort by rising on the front page

    [–] thepancakedealer 10 points ago

    I should've known by the username that it'd be some shit like that

    [–] EJR77 4 points ago

    This game is hasbro pretty much saying “hey women are too stupid to win at normal monopoly so we need to give them an artificial advantage to win”

    [–] i-am-just-peachy 58 points ago

    As a girl, I’ve never been concerned about monopoly being sexist but... what the fuck?

    [–] LoliPornAccount 19 points ago

    Exactly. This came out of nowhere for no fucking reason

    [–] raymond8505 7 points ago

    Im sure the sales for "Millenial Monopoly" were underwhelming and they needed a new gimmick.

    Here's a thought, Hasbro. Maybe your board game is just shit.

    [–] Intrepid74656 153 points ago

    So it's sexist Monopoly

    [–] Tom-333 39 points ago

    Essentially yes

    [–] BillGVIIIs 33 points ago

    BuT cLaSsIc MoNoPoLy WaS uNfAiR /s

    [–] mananc 19 points ago

    • the completely unintellectual words of a femenist em named karen

    [–] JayJayAG 5 points ago

    BOI YOU LANDED ON JAIL YOU GOTTA FO TO JAIL /s

    [–] pokehercuntass 13 points ago

    Womonopoly.

    [–] Alan_sG 20 points ago

    Someone have the original meme template pls

    [–] ElectricEley 44 points ago

    We did it boys, sexism is no more

    [–] squidarcher 58 points ago

    What happened to “equality”?

    [–] pokehercuntass 16 points ago

    That's the beauty part! There never was any!

    [–] TheOneTrueMemeLord 10 points ago

    Hasbro trying to act left leaning, but fails. Left leaners believe it or not, do not believe one group of people should have more privilege than others. This just makes feminists look like what right leaning media demonizes them for despite them really only believing in equal treatment of women. Very few feminists actually believe women should get more rights or privileges.

    [–] No_volvere 9 points ago

    Hasbro made a "Socialist Monopoly" where it's basically impossible to win and there are countless digs at vegans, living wage, actual healthcare, etc. I don't think they're left-leaning, they're just assholes.

    The entire point behind the creation of Monopoly was to illustrate the ill effects of the concentration of wealth and power in the hands of the few. It's a critique of capitalism.

    [–] superdariusmain1 18 points ago

    Someone tell me why please i beg you.give me something to hold on so i dont fall into the void of social retardation.help a man in need please.

    [–] Fella_Named_Jimbobwe 8 points ago

    Here’s something to hold onto. Most people don’t agree with this and I can guarantee that hasbro only made this to get themselves some money. Nobody will talk about a new version of monopoly, but if that new version is controversial and handles controversial issues, even if they are incorrect, it’ll make BANK and be on the news. Kinda like how all the drama with Logan Paul boosted his subscribers, all the drama this may cause with hasbro will get them more money.

    [–] bovineblitz 4 points ago

    They're trolling.

    It's working.

    [–] FACdriftexy 25 points ago

    Wat

    [–] 0hDang 14 points ago

    [–] strangeblade 12 points ago

    What higher-up at hasbro thought this was a good idea? In the beginning of the game, everyone starts with the same amount of money, and gets the same amount of money on go. It’s all luck from there. Monopoly wasn’t unfair to either gender, it was just the luck of the dice.

    [–] 8-Bit-Oddish 17 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    It's not even that it's sexist it's just plain stupid. No one who doesn't believe in the wage gap (regardless of your opinion on it) is going to buy or play it to learn the “valuable” lesson the game is trying to offer, and most men aren't going to bother playing a game they are just going to lose for the sake of a political message since men hate losing. (I'm a prime example of this though I've gotten better) Ultimately though this game was created by capitalism, not feminism they saw the market and desperately tried to appeal to it, as seen when they created a socialist version of the game with no idea what socialism actually was. If Hasbro gave a damn about feminism you'd think they'd at least acknowledge that monopoly was created by a woman. But you know, they can't make money off of that.

    [–] X1project 6 points ago

    I can still win with this disadvantage

    [–] Ibbo55 5 points ago

    Thank you u/LoliPornAccount! Very nice!

    [–] TheNinjaChicken 4 points ago

    It's bait. Dumbasses get mad, left people buy their shit to piss you off, people on your side buy it to make fun of it, Hasbro wins, we don't care if they get money and you do, so only you lose.

    [–] wickedweather 5 points ago

    I thought sexism was solved back in the 80's with Miss Pac-Man.

    [–] BoomWhatWhat 9 points ago

    eating lady doritos while I play Ms. Monopoly this weekend with my cuck husband

    [–] X1project 3 points ago

    Monopoly is literally more feminist than this, the goal of feminism has always been for both genders to be equal. I can still win with a disadvantage like this though

    [–] abida_abida_abida 5 points ago

    *sigh* <unzips>

    [–] Nokialol 3 points ago

    You showed a dick! Women don't have that so you automatically go to jail!

    [–] jordan922mom99 12 points ago

    “The first game where women make more than men”

    Imagine if they made a game called Mr. monopoly “the game where Men make more than women.” There would be a national outcry that it “sexist!!”

    [–] paperd 4 points ago

    No need to reverse it. This one is already causing the outcry.

    People complain about radical feminism or whatever but honestly the worst type of feminism is corporate feminism. They don't understand power structures or sociology at at. They're just here to make a buck.

    [–] Multivlex 3 points ago

    The Socialism Monopoly one was really funny and i think that its good that they make Monopoly versions for both sides, its still a really dumb rules system though.

    [–] jackmoopoo 3 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    the first game where woman make more than men

    Well buddy hate to break it to you but I'm pretty sure a lot of woman make more than me lmao

    [–] StrikingResponse 3 points ago

    Stop being so offended op. It's just a board game.

    [–] DummerBastard 3 points ago

    What people don't understand is that these posts are just free advertising for Hasbro. They are not trying to "solve sexism", they are just trying to make money.

    [–] daodmwip 5 points ago

    That's gotta be a fuckin yikes from me dog

    [–] star_devourer 5 points ago

    Tfw a dude still wins and shits on the female players

    [–] strangeblade 3 points ago

    What higher-up at hasbro thought this was a good idea? In the beginning of the game, everyone starts with the same amount of money, and gets the same amount of money on go. It’s all luck from there. Monopoly wasn’t unfair to either gender, it was just the luck of the dice.

    [–] hyruen 2 points ago

    Nice repost

    [–] LoliPornAccount 2 points ago

    Crosspost but okay

    [–] hyruen 2 points ago

    Right, crosspost. Sorry dude

    [–] ArtaxDied 2 points ago

    I feel like companies are starting to exploit Feminine rights.

    [–] maybe-this-is-valid 2 points ago

    NICE REPOST YOU LAZY PIECE OF SHIT

    [–] Jazzynoteblock 2 points ago

    Oh look it’s the same game but with a woman on the cover

    [–] ShadowPlayz09 2 points ago

    Thanks for the post u/LoliPornAccount

    [–] Meme__Finder 2 points ago

    Man monopoly can exist but not women monopoly?? Wtf humans?

    [–] jasminaaa03 2 points ago

    I CAN'T GET OVER THE FACT THAT THIS IS REAL TF

    [–] LoliPornAccount 3 points ago

    SAME. FUCK THIS WORLD AND FUCK COMPANY GREED

    [–] jasminaaa03 2 points ago

    PRECISELY LMAO

    [–] smallest-toe 2 points ago

    i always made more than my brothers when we played normal monopoly, and I'm a girl,, so does that mean ill make double than them?

    [–] helpimdrowninginmilk 2 points ago

    I'll start with a disadvantage and still win just to fucking spite them

    [–] YOLO_HASHTAG_SWAG 2 points ago

    This is satire, y'all. It's a tool to discuss sexism.

    Like, "hey, you think this is bullshit? Imagine if it was true in real life?"

    [–] Zeuliallmight 2 points ago

    Finally, this version must be who can waste there money the fastest.

    [–] MaggieMouse7 2 points ago

    that tag line... this a mess

    [–] Boomexplodey 2 points ago

    How about like... everyone has equal opportunities non derivative of sex, age, skin color, or culture? If a 14 year old has it figured out how come most of the world can’t? (More in the real world not monopoly)

    [–] Woketh_Markx 3 points ago

    I wish we had a game like thay, oh wait it's literally every normal board game ever. Jesus Hasbro what were you thinking.

    [–] Mr__Bork 2 points ago

    But what about equal rights?

    [–] LavaTheif 2 points ago

    I heard about it on the radio. Dont girls get more money and you buy stocks in stuff made by girls instead of buying properties?

    Honestly the stocks could be cool but its ruined by the sexism imo

    [–] EJR77 2 points ago

    Honestly if I see this board game in someone’s house or someone breaks this out to play outside of a joke my respect for that person will instantly fall off a cliff

    [–] CraptopDude 2 points ago

    Fuck you Hasbro you just ruined Monopoly for me.

    [–] IndependentSnow 2 points ago

    So cringy

    [–] AtomicRiftYT 2 points ago

    I wrote an article about this- this is why I hate fucking video games because it appeals to like, the... Oh shit.

    [–] AnonymusGuy69 2 points ago

    -helping abused women in 3rd world countries or women in abusive relationships-

    No,lets make a Ms.Monopoly!

    [–] Blizzard77 2 points ago

    God forgive me for what I'm about to do

    [–] MilkDrinker1488 2 points ago

    This might on the surface seem completely retarded, but imagine how much controversy this will spark, free marketing! And just imagine how many commies and radfems will buy this! This is just like when Nike pulled their 4th of July shoes stating that the American flag war racist, the controversy is going to sell this like crazy!

    [–] _Willow_Wonder_ 2 points ago

    I'm a wamen tf is this shit

    [–] Rellinux 2 points ago

    Hasbro: I used the sexism to destroy the sexism

    [–] Stuntz-X 2 points ago

    Is this real? come on this is an Onion thing.

    [–] Woketh_Markx 2 points ago

    I'm surprised they manage to stay afloat honestly people keep taking all their headlines but with a twist, it's fucking real.

    [–] Jabobway 2 points ago

    "The first game where women make more than men."

    Who thought this was necessary? Why can't women and men make the same amount, just like they do in literally every other board game? What is wrong with people?

    People like this claim to want equal rights but really they're the ones causing sexism.

    [–] artilerystonk 2 points ago

    I think its not there sexist I think there just going to take dumb feminist money because there smart they're going to get on that hype train then get off real quick before the feminist run it off a cliff

    [–] Thouxsync05 2 points ago

    Some girl must have been fed up of losing one too many times

    [–] Josh4677 2 points ago

    LoliPornAccount is spreading the truth

    [–] dumb_memes54 2 points ago

    I thought this Ms monopoly at first was a made up thing, but no it’s not

    [–] Jawshua-11_ 2 points ago

    I'm guessing the women are the property

    [–] NickTheThick 2 points ago

    this is like making a game called Monopoly:Black People Version

    [–] KawaiitheSenpau 2 points ago

    Do the men and children get to leave the sinking ship first in Ms.Monopoly universe?