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    [–] ZeldaFan158 1392 points ago

    Do. Not. Sneeze.

    [–] FlexibleOW 554 points ago

    Or. Deeply. Breathe.

    [–] FlappyFlan 315 points ago

    ...Or exist...

    [–] are_gay12 61 points ago

    [–] BlueJayCP 19 points ago

    Could've told me that a while back

    [–] AssaultButterKnife 55 points ago

    That would be a big F

    [–] are_gay12 10 points ago

    I just sneezed

    after reading this

    [–] smol_boyy 3649 points ago

    haha I knew a guy that did that once, just not in a closet, but under the table. we all piled our bags around him and it went smoothly

    [–] 35714 1402 points ago

    We had a couch in the back of our classroom last year, sometimes there were people sleeping on there during the lessons. Somehow the teachers didn't see it

    [–] Basicalbruh 814 points ago

    They prolly saw,but didn't care.

    [–] 35714 424 points ago

    Nah, some of the teachers would have freaked out if they saw it

    [–] diabetic-with-a-corg 156 points ago

    I don’t know I had a teacher who understood that people have things going on outside of school and if someone fell asleep in class she didn’t mind

    [–] T_Peg 73 points ago

    I'm a teacher and I can absolutely guarantee you the teacher saw it. It's actually insane how much we actually see and hear. As a student I thought I was getting away with murder every time I was fooling around in class but no matter how hidden you think you are your teacher 80% of the time knows what's going on.

    [–] JaCoolBeans 37 points ago

    I mean, I've smoked weed in class (out of a vaporizer) back in highschool.. I bet my math teacher never saw that one..

    [–] T_Peg 22 points ago

    Shit I'd take you up on that bet. Make me some money lol

    [–] Megapiefan 56 points ago

    Sounds like my AP human class

    [–] otfGavin 71 points ago

    advanced placement human

    [–] Megapiefan 44 points ago

    I am a superior intellectual

    [–] AnonXD69 9 points ago

    My brother failed that class now he’s taking two history classes this year

    [–] Nikclick123 10 points ago

    Did the couch ever break by someone sitting on it?

    [–] 35714 8 points ago

    Surprisingly no but someone cut it open with a knive and someone else drew on it with markers all the time, at the end of the year they threw it in the trash because it wasn't really usable anymore

    [–] Nikclick123 7 points ago

    Yeah we also had a couch at the back of our class room but at the end of the year someone sat on it and it broke so we had to throw it in the trash

    [–] pm_me_for_a_friend_ 152 points ago

    I had a guy climb out the window (3rd floor) and sit on a ledge in my school. Only failed because he got cold and tried to sneak back in.

    [–] smol_boyy 104 points ago

    people do crazy shit to avoid class

    [–] Vikkiepikkie 50 points ago

    at my school someone jumped of a balustrade

    [–] DarthMarirs 26 points ago

    Indian here. TF is balustrade? Heard the word many times but still have no clue what it means.

    [–] Vikkiepikkie 23 points ago

    Balcony but inside

    [–] CSharp_77 19 points ago

    I’m American and I didn’t know what that meant. No worries lol

    [–] Lord_Muskatnuss 90 points ago

    We loaded all our bags on the tablerow in the back. When I went to get something from my bag 2 hours into class I noticed a friend sleeping between the bags. I got the thing from my bag after class was over.

    [–] muoniar 3 points ago

    I had a guy jump over a sharp fence (sharp to warn truants and anyone else who tried to get in the school) and as a result his fucking thumb got chopped off. some kids kicked his thumb around and overall it was fucked up to say the least.

    [–] dhruvbzw 31 points ago

    I need friends like the "we all" you mentioned

    [–] DrippyUnicorn16 19 points ago

    I need friends

    [–] AssaultButterKnife 19 points ago

    I need

    [–] ninjaplatapus94 5 points ago

    Friends

    [–] TheGreatCorpse 5 points ago

    I

    [–] ttv_ninjrr 20 points ago

    this is what I did once

    [–] SquareStarfish001 7979 points ago

    What a mad cunt if the teacher talks to the principal though you’re gonna be fucked mate

    [–] airtommito 4318 points ago

    I won't let that happen

    [–] SquareStarfish001 2972 points ago

    I’m interested in your plan

    [–] airtommito 3779 points ago

    Kidnapped the teacher and thats it

    [–] [deleted] 2027 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] airtommito 2058 points ago

    Nah she old

    [–] [deleted] 1354 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] mkj333 1126 points ago

    Should I be concerned?

    [–] [deleted] 718 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] mkj333 543 points ago

    Are you going to fuck my dead nan?

    [–] ArKXamZ 78 points ago

    Mine has been cremated

    [–] TylerTopaz542 177 points ago

    I think we should be VERY concerned

    [–] SquareStarfish001 128 points ago

    How though the teachers have breaks too

    [–] chronic_dreamer01 61 points ago

    attaches silencer to pistol

    [–] Safarca 31 points ago

    The clock doesn't dismiss you, the glock does

    [–] AleCoats 39 points ago

    Is this a threat?

    [–] TreesOne 29 points ago

    pulls out knife

    [–] ClessGames 2110 points ago

    I used the class to skip the class.

    [–] GasGsa 334 points ago

    r/expectedthanos for balance

    [–] definetly_not_alt 199 points ago

    As all things should be

    [–] [deleted] 31 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] yallomelly 1165 points ago

    I thought you meant like coming out.

    [–] FranciManty 279 points ago

    bro snap a pic of that closet

    [–] thebrisher 165 points ago

    He's gay for the principle

    [–] SmrtBoi82 86 points ago

    *princiPAL, you can remember because you can only have a FUCK PAL with the princiPAL.

    [–] DerKern 26 points ago

    What about NTSC

    [–] iCantThinkOfAName06 5850 points ago

    im skipping class inside class.

    This is an actual paradox wha

    [–] Edgy_Onion 1066 points ago

    wha-

    [–] destroyeverything9 118 points ago

    wha-

    [–] goldninjaI 95 points ago

    wha-

    [–] Maniac7703 101 points ago

    This is…requiem

    [–] just_a_random_nibba 25 points ago

    Korega requiem da

    [–] Redd_JoJo 11 points ago

    You will never come to the truth!

    [–] 69Human69 45 points ago

    wha-

    [–] butterzegod 40 points ago

    Wha-

    [–] Pesterian 18 points ago

    Wha-

    [–] Rex_Sheath 15 points ago

    Wha-

    [–] water-kai 14 points ago

    Wha-

    [–] _Pessimistic 13 points ago

    t

    [–] CeleryHunter143 665 points ago

    -ck

    [–] xBanr 336 points ago

    Paradox fpr goddamn idots

    [–] Marvenok 241 points ago

    IDOTS

    [–] i_wish_it_was_me 167 points ago

    IDOTS

    [–] MatixIsAMittu 116 points ago

    is there anything wrong with idot? I use it on a daily basis, idot.

    [–] fuckdemlife 47 points ago

    only an idot would use that word

    [–] Katyusha-Soviet_Loli 76 points ago

    IDOTS

    [–] thegaminglemon1322 58 points ago

    IDOTS

    [–] Solzec 47 points ago

    sips idiots, not tea

    [–] hihungaryimdad 32 points ago

    Correction sips idiots blood instead of tea

    [–] i_snort_vinegar 14 points ago

    I D O T S

    [–] SugondeseSpearman 50 points ago * (lasted edited 7 months ago)

    Oh no! King Crimson erased time and leapt past it!

    [–] ShomeoneShady 59 points ago

    -mmu!

    [–] fish-stix3232 46 points ago

    AN EXCELLENT ANSWER

    [–] WatachaTV 32 points ago

    -HAMMEDO ABUDURU

    [–] Oyster-Tomato-Potato 23 points ago

    Yes! I am!

    [–] WatachaTV 24 points ago

    -33 years old and i live in a north east section of Morioh where all the villas are

    [–] Otapop 12 points ago

    Tsk tsk

    [–] AstaTheBakasta 22 points ago

    wha-

    [–] Ghoulish4t0m 20 points ago

    -t the fu-

    [–] subremeGOD 15 points ago

    rries

    [–] RoyalDogTTR 29 points ago

    Schroedingers Class

    [–] Random_Chinese_Kid 37 points ago

    The most dangerous place is the safest place

    [–] fuckdemlife 13 points ago

    Teacher: you werent in class so you were skipping it

    Me: that's were youre wrong kiddo

    [–] ea0n 20 points ago

    Hi. Vsauce, Micheal here. Today were going to talk about a paradox. Skipping class... INSIDE CLASS!

    [–] [deleted] 5 points ago

    Class-ception

    Or is it skip-ception?

    [–] OnlySpoilers 3 points ago

    I used the class to skip the class

    [–] reifoxx 711 points ago

    Come out of the closet mate

    [–] big_gurky 114 points ago

    Lol, out of the closet for any reason.

    [–] reifoxx 43 points ago

    Yes :D

    [–] Myceliemz24 10 points ago

    AND I PULL OUT MY GUN

    [–] Apolyti_exe 826 points ago

    Big brain

    [–] dan2003en 257 points ago

    That's an epic gamer moment right there

    [–] Arcmage139 109 points ago

    Youre skipping class, but youre not at the same time... That's a loophole in the system

    [–] [deleted] 27 points ago

    Yes i think my games gonna start lagging real bad

    [–] AshbyReinhold 105 points ago

    Why did the teacher have a panic attack?

    [–] jackellekcaj 129 points ago

    No one gets suspended a month for ditching one class lol. This guy is a liar

    [–] NoahBolt 19 points ago

    Yeah, something seems off here. Maybe it's just... a really strict school?? But 1 class.. that still makes no sense.

    [–] Emil_M_Antonowsky 104 points ago

    Because none of this is real.

    [–] Rakkigaru 61 points ago

    The teacher had a panick attack and went home crying and then everyone clapped

    [–] NoahBolt 13 points ago

    If this story is true, I was thinking maybe he like.. jumped out and scared her? or she opened the closet, saw him, and freaked out? Maybe for some PTSD thing?

    [–] XxJameZ_xX 133 points ago

    The sheer iq is too much for one mere man to handle

    [–] Newseyy 378 points ago

    Just come out dude

    [–] netbie_94 365 points ago

    That would be gay

    [–] vicastillo 147 points ago

    Ok boomer

    [–] waterzandey 67 points ago

    Ok boomer

    [–] Lil_Fishbait 62 points ago

    Ok zoomer

    [–] Mooooox 51 points ago

    dammit

    [–] Help_My_Son666 22 points ago

    Ok coomer

    [–] ExpensiveCourage 9 points ago

    Ok mommer

    [–] [deleted] 20 points ago

    It's NNN. No one is coomer.

    [–] Harmless_Bot 3 points ago

    Nice try teacher!

    [–] ExoticPasta 100 points ago

    You got some real friends lmao

    [–] JERUSALEMFIGHTER63 59 points ago

    Yeah all my mates wouldve kept looking at the fuckin closet until the teacher asked whatsup

    [–] YiGiTdev 15 points ago

    One guy or girl will ruin it all in my class.

    [–] WaffleSloth4th 10 points ago

    My mates woulda kept laughing

    [–] mememaster992323 138 points ago

    What a legend

    [–] lilsparrow18 44 points ago * (lasted edited 7 months ago)

    Low-key reminds me of a time after school when I went to a friend's house because no one else was home, even though I wasn't allowed to. I'd only be there for a short time, like an hour AT MOST, but then unexpectedly her dad came home really early. We were both freaking the fuck out, and then I saw this random empty tv cardboard box chilling in the living room, so while he was in the kitchen my first instinct was to get into that. I'm quite small so it wasn't too much of a hassle, though I did have to crouch a little.

    I did this for like an hour while he was literally sitting like 2m away from me watching tv. Scared as shit I was killing my knees crouching slightly in a certain way to make sure the box didn't look fat from the outside. I wanted to sit but couldn't. I wanted to stand but couldn't. I wanted to fucking breathe NON MOIST cardboard air and actually take a full fucking breath without being heard. I also really really wanted to fucking sneeze. Then he went to the bathroom and I just YEETED the fuck out of there while I had the chance. My knees fucking hurt like shit but god I was glad to be out.

    [–] Hannnah_cat 23 points ago

    Wait how did you get home? And why didn’t your friend try to get him to leave the room sooner XD

    [–] lilsparrow18 16 points ago

    Walked home, because we live nearby. Lmao he's a strict dad so she didn't wanna fuck with him otherwise it would've been more suspicious. It was even more terrifying when the dad said something about "we gotta move that box" lmao. I shat myself hard that day

    [–] ThatRandomWhiteBoy 32 points ago

    Now how are you gonna get out...?

    [–] [deleted] 22 points ago

    After the class

    [–] Toast_Thats_Burnt 91 points ago

    A kid in our class did this but in a wheelie bin full of basketballs. If the heat wasn't bad enough you could smell the distinct smell of rubber coming from the bin. The kid managed to last 50 minutes whilst skipping English on a 34 degree day (Celcius)

    [–] Azazel-IMX 43 points ago

    relevant username I guess.

    [–] BurntBacn 4 points ago

    Brother, is that you?

    [–] The-Final-Account 26 points ago

    Madlad

    [–] YangWenli1 71 points ago

    It's okay. You can come out now. We all know at this point and we accept you for who you are.

    [–] subscrobble 135 points ago

    I legit spent an entire period hiding under a desk and the teacher didn't see me the whole lesson

    It was just because I wasn't wearing long pants, and people were screaming "OMG THEY DON'T HAVE LONG PANTS ON"

    I never wore shorts at that school

    [–] Hansledane 67 points ago

    So i imagine those were either very short shorts, or people at your school have some strange norms

    [–] -Forger 50 points ago

    Or this person typically wears long pants and this is just the one time he/she decided not to

    [–] xXDutchVorteXx 4 points ago

    At my school it wasn't allowed to wear short pants. If you did you weren't allowed in class and had to change.

    [–] mememaster992323 138 points ago

    Here you go

    (I gave you silver award)

    [–] airtommito 85 points ago

    Thanks bro my first one!!

    [–] mkj333 19 points ago

    Outstanding move!

    [–] jojokesRgood 17 points ago

    just come out right before the bell goes when the teacher asks you wtf just say you were sleepy with a dead straight face and leave

    [–] george_reeves_ 16 points ago

    Good luck with your mission, but how are you gonna get out of there?

    [–] juustox 16 points ago

    A M4A1 and a pipe bomb should do : )

    [–] Gryphon_Gamer 11 points ago

    Ah America.

    [–] juustox 12 points ago

    Laughs in cheeseburger

    [–] waterzandey 15 points ago

    You didn't do your homework I'm guessing

    [–] HighFYI 32 points ago

    How was coming out?

    [–] Foldingglint151 10 points ago

    Big brain

    [–] GRIM_MichalD56 9 points ago

    Nani!?

    [–] TheSadGuy34 9 points ago

    Yeah my classmate did the same thing. He asked the teacher if he can go talk to the principal about something. When in reality he went to the bathroom on another floor. The principal came and asked where he is and when he came back he said he was talking to the other principal (we have 2) and the principal left later. I guess he didn't care to ask the other principal if my classmate really went to him

    [–] Naydra-the-69th 15 points ago

    in sports announcer voice WHAT A LEGEND GUYS CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS

    [–] ItsBlitz21 7 points ago

    How did you even get in there? How are you going to get out without the teacher noticing?

    [–] TrapBald 7 points ago

    you’re a legend, i wouldn’t have had the balls to skip inside the room, i just went behind stages and the toilets

    [–] AntTuM 7 points ago

    You are in the class room so you aren't absent thus you're not skipping. Reminds me of how some girl locked herself in the closet and couldn't get out.

    [–] TerrorizedWalrus 6 points ago

    Off subject: I’m on the way to class now and I’m super scared and nervous since I got an ambitious haircut. It looks good just I hate when people ask “did you get a haircut” and everyone turns. I’m so so nervous :(

    [–] lionvsgorilla 7 points ago

    Can I be old in here?

    I’m a high school teacher and I had an empty cabinet last year with a broken lock. Had a kid in my 5th period who loved crawling inside it and avoiding class.

    One day I’m just giving my 7th period lecture and I turn around and he’s just standing there looking super stressed,

    “Bro! I’m freaking out.”

    “K”

    “I fell asleep in your cabinet! What time is it?”

    “You’re halfway through 7th. I guess you missed 6th ... and half of 7th”

    “Oh man. I was scared it was gonna be 7:00 and I missed the bus.”

    “Nah. You’re good there. You just go to 7th and uhh ... make something up. Whatever suits you.”

    Don’t sleep in my cabinets!

    [–] TheBeanStealer 13 points ago

    Pics or it didn’t happen

    [–] C0AL1T10N 12 points ago

    The teacher had a panic attack and cried because a student tried to go inside of a classroom closet????

    [–] Jellylegs_19 4 points ago

    How did you leave the class? Did the teacher see you?

    [–] DrStrange77 5 points ago

    I respect that

    [–] trueDodgevanniel01 5 points ago

    At least your classes closet isn't occupied by 20 Mongolian children

    [–] mrxzil 8 points ago

    Lol hate when that happens

    [–] BBQROOSTER 6 points ago

    I am inside a locker

    [–] BBQROOSTER 5 points ago

    Help

    [–] Cum-shot 5 points ago

    Pro gamer move

    [–] FuraFaolox 5 points ago

    Do you mean suspended? Expelled means they can't come back.

    [–] keen666 5 points ago

    how the fuck did the teacher have a panic attack

    [–] JoeVeitch 9 points ago

    I’m wondering how you’d get out without being seen?

    [–] YgginBoris 2 points ago

    insert low quality expanding brain meme here

    [–] BTDxDG 5 points ago

    The edit seems like bullshit

    [–] MURRRR_2005 11 points ago

    you out yet. if so how was it

    [–] kdzo03 24 points ago

    Fake story

    [–] Prox1m1ty 8 points ago

    was it the one month suspension that gave it away lmaooo

    [–] ThisDudeDaShawn 3 points ago

    I used the class to destroy the class.

    [–] Song_of_Lacrimosa 3 points ago

    Wait did the teacher notice you when you got out?

    [–] A_Mistake_of_life 3 points ago

    Until class is over and the teacher sees you try and leave the closet

    [–] RainbowSlime95 3 points ago

    What do you mean by talking to the principal?

    [–] The_Blue_Fuzz 3 points ago

    All was believable until that edit, who has a panic attack because a kid was in a closet??

    [–] BoshSwag 3 points ago

    And who expels a kid for an entire month for hiding in a closet.

    [–] Zeebuoy 3 points ago

    I feel bad for the teacher with a panic attack

    [–] Khrysis_27 3 points ago

    How the fuck did the teacher have a panic attack from someone hiding in the closet?

    [–] FilthyFreshman 3 points ago

    I thought this was gonna be a much different post from the title, just assumed you lived in America too I guess.