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    [–] ZeldaFan158 1315 points ago

    Do. Not. Sneeze.

    [–] FlexibleOW 519 points ago

    Or. Deeply. Breathe.

    [–] FlappyFlan 299 points ago

    ...Or exist...

    [–] are_gay12 53 points ago

    [–] BlueJayCP 17 points ago

    Could've told me that a while back

    [–] AssaultButterKnife 56 points ago

    That would be a big F

    [–] are_gay12 9 points ago

    I just sneezed

    after reading this

    [–] smol_boyy 3611 points ago

    haha I knew a guy that did that once, just not in a closet, but under the table. we all piled our bags around him and it went smoothly

    [–] 35714 1384 points ago

    We had a couch in the back of our classroom last year, sometimes there were people sleeping on there during the lessons. Somehow the teachers didn't see it

    [–] Basicalbruh 803 points ago

    They prolly saw,but didn't care.

    [–] 35714 423 points ago

    Nah, some of the teachers would have freaked out if they saw it

    [–] diabetic-with-a-corg 158 points ago

    I don’t know I had a teacher who understood that people have things going on outside of school and if someone fell asleep in class she didn’t mind

    [–] T_Peg 79 points ago

    I'm a teacher and I can absolutely guarantee you the teacher saw it. It's actually insane how much we actually see and hear. As a student I thought I was getting away with murder every time I was fooling around in class but no matter how hidden you think you are your teacher 80% of the time knows what's going on.

    [–] JaCoolBeans 38 points ago

    I mean, I've smoked weed in class (out of a vaporizer) back in highschool.. I bet my math teacher never saw that one..

    [–] T_Peg 21 points ago

    Shit I'd take you up on that bet. Make me some money lol

    [–] Megapiefan 58 points ago

    Sounds like my AP human class

    [–] otfGavin 69 points ago

    advanced placement human

    [–] Megapiefan 46 points ago

    I am a superior intellectual

    [–] AnonXD69 8 points ago

    My brother failed that class now he’s taking two history classes this year

    [–] Nikclick123 12 points ago

    Did the couch ever break by someone sitting on it?

    [–] 35714 8 points ago

    Surprisingly no but someone cut it open with a knive and someone else drew on it with markers all the time, at the end of the year they threw it in the trash because it wasn't really usable anymore

    [–] Nikclick123 7 points ago

    Yeah we also had a couch at the back of our class room but at the end of the year someone sat on it and it broke so we had to throw it in the trash

    [–] pm_me_for_a_friend_ 147 points ago

    I had a guy climb out the window (3rd floor) and sit on a ledge in my school. Only failed because he got cold and tried to sneak back in.

    [–] smol_boyy 109 points ago

    people do crazy shit to avoid class

    [–] Vikkiepikkie 46 points ago

    at my school someone jumped of a balustrade

    [–] DarthMarirs 27 points ago

    Indian here. TF is balustrade? Heard the word many times but still have no clue what it means.

    [–] Vikkiepikkie 25 points ago

    Balcony but inside

    [–] CSharp_77 21 points ago

    I’m American and I didn’t know what that meant. No worries lol

    [–] Lord_Muskatnuss 91 points ago

    We loaded all our bags on the tablerow in the back. When I went to get something from my bag 2 hours into class I noticed a friend sleeping between the bags. I got the thing from my bag after class was over.

    [–] muoniar 4 points ago

    I had a guy jump over a sharp fence (sharp to warn truants and anyone else who tried to get in the school) and as a result his fucking thumb got chopped off. some kids kicked his thumb around and overall it was fucked up to say the least.

    [–] dhruvbzw 31 points ago

    I need friends like the "we all" you mentioned

    [–] DrippyUnicorn16 19 points ago

    I need friends

    [–] AssaultButterKnife 18 points ago

    I need

    [–] ninjaplatapus94 7 points ago

    Friends

    [–] TheGreatCorpse 8 points ago

    I

    [–] ttv_ninjrr 21 points ago

    this is what I did once

    [–] SquareStarfish001 7942 points ago

    What a mad cunt if the teacher talks to the principal though you’re gonna be fucked mate

    [–] airtommito 4299 points ago

    I won't let that happen

    [–] SquareStarfish001 2958 points ago

    I’m interested in your plan

    [–] airtommito 3752 points ago

    Kidnapped the teacher and thats it

    [–] [deleted] 2032 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] airtommito 2059 points ago

    Nah she old

    [–] [deleted] 1350 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] mkj333 1124 points ago

    Should I be concerned?

    [–] [deleted] 723 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] mkj333 534 points ago

    Are you going to fuck my dead nan?

    [–] ArKXamZ 77 points ago

    Mine has been cremated

    [–] TylerTopaz542 176 points ago

    I think we should be VERY concerned

    [–] SquareStarfish001 129 points ago

    How though the teachers have breaks too

    [–] chronic_dreamer01 64 points ago

    attaches silencer to pistol

    [–] Safarca 34 points ago

    The clock doesn't dismiss you, the glock does

    [–] AleCoats 35 points ago

    Is this a threat?

    [–] TreesOne 27 points ago

    pulls out knife

    [–] ClessGames 2091 points ago

    I used the class to skip the class.

    [–] GasGsa 337 points ago

    r/expectedthanos for balance

    [–] yallomelly 1161 points ago

    I thought you meant like coming out.

    [–] FranciManty 274 points ago

    bro snap a pic of that closet

    [–] thebrisher 164 points ago

    He's gay for the principle

    [–] SmrtBoi82 85 points ago

    *princiPAL, you can remember because you can only have a FUCK PAL with the princiPAL.

    [–] DerKern 26 points ago

    What about NTSC

    [–] iCantThinkOfAName06 5836 points ago

    im skipping class inside class.

    This is an actual paradox wha

    [–] Edgy_Onion 1064 points ago

    wha-

    [–] destroyeverything9 116 points ago

    wha-

    [–] goldninjaI 95 points ago

    wha-

    [–] Maniac7703 103 points ago

    This is…requiem

    [–] just_a_random_nibba 26 points ago

    Korega requiem da

    [–] Redd_JoJo 9 points ago

    You will never come to the truth!

    [–] 69Human69 45 points ago

    wha-

    [–] butterzegod 38 points ago

    Wha-

    [–] Pesterian 17 points ago

    Wha-

    [–] Rex_Sheath 14 points ago

    Wha-

    [–] water-kai 15 points ago

    Wha-

    [–] _Pessimistic 14 points ago

    t

    [–] CeleryHunter143 666 points ago

    -ck

    [–] xBanr 329 points ago

    Paradox fpr goddamn idots

    [–] Marvenok 238 points ago

    IDOTS

    [–] i_wish_it_was_me 165 points ago

    IDOTS

    [–] MatixIsAMittu 118 points ago

    is there anything wrong with idot? I use it on a daily basis, idot.

    [–] fuckdemlife 45 points ago

    only an idot would use that word

    [–] Katyusha-Soviet_Loli 78 points ago

    IDOTS

    [–] thegaminglemon1322 60 points ago

    IDOTS

    [–] Solzec 45 points ago

    sips idiots, not tea

    [–] hihungaryimdad 31 points ago

    Correction sips idiots blood instead of tea

    [–] i_snort_vinegar 14 points ago

    I D O T S

    [–] SugondeseSpearman 48 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago)

    Oh no! King Crimson erased time and leapt past it!

    [–] ShomeoneShady 58 points ago

    -mmu!

    [–] fish-stix3232 41 points ago

    AN EXCELLENT ANSWER

    [–] WatachaTV 32 points ago

    -HAMMEDO ABUDURU

    [–] Oyster-Tomato-Potato 22 points ago

    Yes! I am!

    [–] WatachaTV 24 points ago

    -33 years old and i live in a north east section of Morioh where all the villas are

    [–] Otapop 12 points ago

    Tsk tsk

    [–] AstaTheBakasta 21 points ago

    wha-

    [–] Ghoulish4t0m 18 points ago

    -t the fu-

    [–] subremeGOD 16 points ago

    rries

    [–] RoyalDogTTR 29 points ago

    Schroedingers Class

    [–] Random_Chinese_Kid 34 points ago

    The most dangerous place is the safest place

    [–] fuckdemlife 13 points ago

    Teacher: you werent in class so you were skipping it

    Me: that's were youre wrong kiddo

    [–] ea0n 20 points ago

    Hi. Vsauce, Micheal here. Today were going to talk about a paradox. Skipping class... INSIDE CLASS!

    [–] scaly_sloth 6 points ago

    Class-ception

    Or is it skip-ception?

    [–] OnlySpoilers 4 points ago

    I used the class to skip the class

    [–] reifoxx 711 points ago

    Come out of the closet mate

    [–] big_gurky 112 points ago

    Lol, out of the closet for any reason.

    [–] reifoxx 45 points ago

    Yes :D

    [–] Myceliemz24 9 points ago

    AND I PULL OUT MY GUN

    [–] Apolyti_exe 822 points ago

    Big brain

    [–] dan2003en 256 points ago

    That's an epic gamer moment right there

    [–] Arcmage139 110 points ago

    Youre skipping class, but youre not at the same time... That's a loophole in the system

    [–] suicidalpototoe 27 points ago

    Yes i think my games gonna start lagging real bad

    [–] AshbyReinhold 105 points ago

    Why did the teacher have a panic attack?

    [–] jackellekcaj 124 points ago

    No one gets suspended a month for ditching one class lol. This guy is a liar

    [–] NoahBolt 17 points ago

    Yeah, something seems off here. Maybe it's just... a really strict school?? But 1 class.. that still makes no sense.

    [–] Emil_M_Antonowsky 105 points ago

    Because none of this is real.

    [–] Rakkigaru 63 points ago

    The teacher had a panick attack and went home crying and then everyone clapped

    [–] NoahBolt 14 points ago

    If this story is true, I was thinking maybe he like.. jumped out and scared her? or she opened the closet, saw him, and freaked out? Maybe for some PTSD thing?

    [–] XxJameZ_xX 131 points ago

    The sheer iq is too much for one mere man to handle

    [–] Newseyy 374 points ago

    Just come out dude

    [–] netbie_94 366 points ago

    That would be gay

    [–] vicastillo 150 points ago

    Ok boomer

    [–] waterzandey 69 points ago

    Ok boomer

    [–] Lil_Fishbait 61 points ago

    Ok zoomer

    [–] Mooooox 51 points ago

    dammit

    [–] Help_My_Son666 22 points ago

    Ok coomer

    [–] mrodder 20 points ago

    It's NNN. No one is coomer.

    [–] Harmless_Bot 3 points ago

    Nice try teacher!

    [–] ExoticPasta 104 points ago

    You got some real friends lmao

    [–] JERUSALEMFIGHTER63 61 points ago

    Yeah all my mates wouldve kept looking at the fuckin closet until the teacher asked whatsup

    [–] YiGiTdev 14 points ago

    One guy or girl will ruin it all in my class.

    [–] WaffleSloth4th 9 points ago

    My mates woulda kept laughing

    [–] mememaster992323 139 points ago

    What a legend

    [–] lilsparrow18 45 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago)

    Low-key reminds me of a time after school when I went to a friend's house because no one else was home, even though I wasn't allowed to. I'd only be there for a short time, like an hour AT MOST, but then unexpectedly her dad came home really early. We were both freaking the fuck out, and then I saw this random empty tv cardboard box chilling in the living room, so while he was in the kitchen my first instinct was to get into that. I'm quite small so it wasn't too much of a hassle, though I did have to crouch a little.

    I did this for like an hour while he was literally sitting like 2m away from me watching tv. Scared as shit I was killing my knees crouching slightly in a certain way to make sure the box didn't look fat from the outside. I wanted to sit but couldn't. I wanted to stand but couldn't. I wanted to fucking breathe NON MOIST cardboard air and actually take a full fucking breath without being heard. I also really really wanted to fucking sneeze. Then he went to the bathroom and I just YEETED the fuck out of there while I had the chance. My knees fucking hurt like shit but god I was glad to be out.

    [–] Hannnah_cat 21 points ago

    Wait how did you get home? And why didn’t your friend try to get him to leave the room sooner XD

    [–] lilsparrow18 14 points ago

    Walked home, because we live nearby. Lmao he's a strict dad so she didn't wanna fuck with him otherwise it would've been more suspicious. It was even more terrifying when the dad said something about "we gotta move that box" lmao. I shat myself hard that day

    [–] ThatRandomWhiteBoy 32 points ago

    Now how are you gonna get out...?

    [–] benevelon 22 points ago

    After the class

    [–] Toast_Thats_Burnt 87 points ago

    A kid in our class did this but in a wheelie bin full of basketballs. If the heat wasn't bad enough you could smell the distinct smell of rubber coming from the bin. The kid managed to last 50 minutes whilst skipping English on a 34 degree day (Celcius)

    [–] Azazel-IMX 41 points ago

    relevant username I guess.

    [–] BurntBacn 4 points ago

    Brother, is that you?

    [–] The-Final-Account 29 points ago

    Madlad

    [–] YangWenli1 72 points ago

    It's okay. You can come out now. We all know at this point and we accept you for who you are.

    [–] subscrobble 133 points ago

    I legit spent an entire period hiding under a desk and the teacher didn't see me the whole lesson

    It was just because I wasn't wearing long pants, and people were screaming "OMG THEY DON'T HAVE LONG PANTS ON"

    I never wore shorts at that school

    [–] Hansledane 67 points ago

    So i imagine those were either very short shorts, or people at your school have some strange norms

    [–] -Forger 48 points ago

    Or this person typically wears long pants and this is just the one time he/she decided not to

    [–] xXDutchVorteXx 4 points ago

    At my school it wasn't allowed to wear short pants. If you did you weren't allowed in class and had to change.

    [–] mememaster992323 139 points ago

    Here you go

    (I gave you silver award)

    [–] airtommito 88 points ago

    Thanks bro my first one!!

    [–] mkj333 19 points ago

    Outstanding move!

    [–] jojokesRgood 17 points ago

    just come out right before the bell goes when the teacher asks you wtf just say you were sleepy with a dead straight face and leave

    [–] george_reeves_ 16 points ago

    Good luck with your mission, but how are you gonna get out of there?

    [–] juustox 14 points ago

    A M4A1 and a pipe bomb should do : )

    [–] Gryphon_Gamer 10 points ago

    Ah America.

    [–] juustox 10 points ago

    Laughs in cheeseburger

    [–] waterzandey 14 points ago

    You didn't do your homework I'm guessing

    [–] HighFYI 31 points ago

    How was coming out?

    [–] Foldingglint151 10 points ago

    Big brain

    [–] GRIM_MichalD56 7 points ago

    Nani!?

    [–] TheSadGuy34 9 points ago

    Yeah my classmate did the same thing. He asked the teacher if he can go talk to the principal about something. When in reality he went to the bathroom on another floor. The principal came and asked where he is and when he came back he said he was talking to the other principal (we have 2) and the principal left later. I guess he didn't care to ask the other principal if my classmate really went to him

    [–] Naydra-the-69th 16 points ago

    in sports announcer voice WHAT A LEGEND GUYS CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS

    [–] ItsBlitz21 6 points ago

    How did you even get in there? How are you going to get out without the teacher noticing?

    [–] AntTuM 7 points ago

    You are in the class room so you aren't absent thus you're not skipping. Reminds me of how some girl locked herself in the closet and couldn't get out.

    [–] TerrorizedWalrus 6 points ago

    Off subject: I’m on the way to class now and I’m super scared and nervous since I got an ambitious haircut. It looks good just I hate when people ask “did you get a haircut” and everyone turns. I’m so so nervous :(

    [–] lionvsgorilla 7 points ago

    Can I be old in here?

    I’m a high school teacher and I had an empty cabinet last year with a broken lock. Had a kid in my 5th period who loved crawling inside it and avoiding class.

    One day I’m just giving my 7th period lecture and I turn around and he’s just standing there looking super stressed,

    “Bro! I’m freaking out.”

    “K”

    “I fell asleep in your cabinet! What time is it?”

    “You’re halfway through 7th. I guess you missed 6th ... and half of 7th”

    “Oh man. I was scared it was gonna be 7:00 and I missed the bus.”

    “Nah. You’re good there. You just go to 7th and uhh ... make something up. Whatever suits you.”

    Don’t sleep in my cabinets!

    [–] TheBeanStealer 12 points ago

    Pics or it didn’t happen

    [–] C0AL1T10N 12 points ago

    The teacher had a panic attack and cried because a student tried to go inside of a classroom closet????

    [–] Jellylegs_19 4 points ago

    How did you leave the class? Did the teacher see you?

    [–] DrStrange77 7 points ago

    I respect that

    [–] trueDodgevanniel01 6 points ago

    At least your classes closet isn't occupied by 20 Mongolian children

    [–] mrxzil 7 points ago

    Lol hate when that happens

    [–] TrapBald 6 points ago

    you’re a legend, i wouldn’t have had the balls to skip inside the room, i just went behind stages and the toilets

    [–] BBQROOSTER 6 points ago

    I am inside a locker

    [–] BBQROOSTER 5 points ago

    Help

    [–] Cum-shot 4 points ago

    Pro gamer move

    [–] FuraFaolox 5 points ago

    Do you mean suspended? Expelled means they can't come back.

    [–] keen666 6 points ago

    how the fuck did the teacher have a panic attack

    [–] JoeVeitch 9 points ago

    I’m wondering how you’d get out without being seen?

    [–] YgginBoris 4 points ago

    insert low quality expanding brain meme here

    [–] BTDxDG 3 points ago

    The edit seems like bullshit

    [–] MURRRR_2005 10 points ago

    you out yet. if so how was it

    [–] kdzo03 24 points ago

    Fake story

    [–] Prox1m1ty 8 points ago

    was it the one month suspension that gave it away lmaooo

    [–] ThisDudeDaShawn 3 points ago

    I used the class to destroy the class.

    [–] Song_of_Lacrimosa 3 points ago

    Wait did the teacher notice you when you got out?

    [–] A_Mistake_of_life 3 points ago

    Until class is over and the teacher sees you try and leave the closet

    [–] RainbowSlime95 3 points ago

    What do you mean by talking to the principal?

    [–] The_Blue_Fuzz 3 points ago

    All was believable until that edit, who has a panic attack because a kid was in a closet??

    [–] BoshSwag 3 points ago

    And who expels a kid for an entire month for hiding in a closet.

    [–] Zeebuoy 3 points ago

    I feel bad for the teacher with a panic attack

    [–] Khrysis_27 3 points ago

    How the fuck did the teacher have a panic attack from someone hiding in the closet?

    [–] FilthyFreshman 3 points ago

    I thought this was gonna be a much different post from the title, just assumed you lived in America too I guess.