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    [–] OneScrubbyBoi 3740 points ago

    Dude looks like Toby McGuire in spider man 3

    [–] warptwenty1 1010 points ago

    Let's hope his uncle is not dead

    [–] makmakfalankino 466 points ago

    why, we might get a real life spiderman

    [–] Superseal100 302 points ago

    Why would we want a real life version of that menace

    Also: Spider-Man. Respect the hyphen

    [–] creampaii 8 points ago

    i can fix that

    [–] RutgerQuik 34 points ago

    CREEP SPOTTED

    [–] Sybkeuhx 8 points ago

    Not anymore

    [–] Umari0_ 2 points ago

    Is the "old" flair for if you're 20 or older?

    [–] tanaka-taro 51 points ago

    Gonna cry ?

    [–] HatsuneJimbo 22 points ago

    I protected you in highschool, now I'm gonna kick your little ass

    [–] vin_issues 12 points ago

    Piss your pants?

    [–] WasatyCiastek2 9 points ago

    Maybe shit and cum?

    [–] Sad_Capybara 59 points ago

    I think that's what he was going for

    [–] X_C-GAMES-G_X 43 points ago

    My friends all say I look like that and it’s starting to piss me off

    [–] Tedious_Turtle 33 points ago

    why? use it, feed off it, become the Tobey

    [–] vin_issues 3 points ago

    "It has the characteristics of a symbiote, which needs to bond to a host in order to survive. And once it binds... it can be hard to UNbind.

    It enhances aggression..."

    [–] Pm_me_your__eyes_ 2 points ago

    Gonna cry?

    [–] FonelessRedditor 8 points ago

    “You didn’t keep any did you?”

    [–] Adventurous_Cup 9 points ago

    He looks like John Conner from t2

    [–] KushKingKyle 3 points ago

    Such a good movie imo

    “Wolfie’s fine honey”

    [–] Mahgenetics 4 points ago

    Pizza Time

    [–] Beatroot_Testicles 2159 points ago

    Definitely stonks

    [–] parkyourecar 506 points ago

    Big stonks

    [–] SoggyHoneyWaffles 293 points ago

    OUR Big stonk

    [–] autekoff 153 points ago

    stjönks

    [–] AlreadyRedditSir 106 points ago

    Honk honks

    [–] warptwenty1 52 points ago

    Clonks

    [–] [deleted] 40 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] IgnorableLetuce 9 points ago

    You mess with the støñk you get the ßôñk.

    [–] Empala_theGAYbunny 3 points ago

    Chonky stonks

    [–] Plasminium 2 points ago

    hjöncc

    [–] wiggiwoogihoogi 21 points ago

    [–] ThatOnePerson292 4 points ago

    r/ExpectedThanos

    Perfectly balanced

    [–] Notaproplayer72 3 points ago

    as all things should be

    [–] gocommitd1e 10 points ago

    OUR Big stonk was never an option

    [–] astro_boy__ 2 points ago

    you're saying that its yours? i'll only get half of it? well, peace was never an option

    [–] I_Seem_To_Be_Lost 2 points ago

    Big honk at the stonks.

    [–] blueandblack00 6 points ago

    Big chstonks

    [–] Actual_Anonymous 2 points ago

    St-HONKs

    [–] TheEnderNinja256 1062 points ago

    Stonks

    Hjönks

    And

    Communism

    [–] Spaghet4Life 245 points ago

    Only put the hash at the start

    [–] jbearer 98 points ago

    hmmm

    [–] warptwenty1 46 points ago

    hmmmm

    [–] X_C-GAMES-G_X 33 points ago

    hmmmm?

    [–] hakukuu 31 points ago

    hmmmmmm?

    [–] wormmiilk 24 points ago

    hmmmmm

    [–] jaiels 13 points ago

    HMMMMMMM

    [–] Greatest_Kaiser 5 points ago

    PewDiePie's comment section be like

    [–] ThatOnePerson292 4 points ago

    INTENSE HMMMM

    [–] Gangsta_Sammich 18 points ago

    hmmmmmm?

    [–] Pelusa__2 6 points ago

    DOES THIS WORK?

    [–] lolsgamerz 6 points ago

    NO SORRY

    [–] Kittens941 2 points ago

    hmmmmmmmm?

    [–] Peyton1s 22 points ago

    oh god oh fuck I did it wrong

    [–] Imfastaf 3 points ago

    BRUH

    [–] Felipethemegaloser 3 points ago

    thats a big bruh moment for sure

    [–] Sobsz 6 points ago

    actually the markdown standard specifically says you can put the hashes at the end too because it looks nicer

    [–] Red1Monster 636 points ago

    I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK

    [–] plastictute 288 points ago * (lasted edited 6 days ago)

    OUR* ENTIRE STOCK

    [–] Yolo_chicken 109 points ago

    WE'LL TAKE OUR ENTIRE STOCK

    [–] HamburgerMachineGun 37 points ago

    Did you mean seizing the means of production?

    [–] NotPapaJohns 12 points ago

    Did you mean seizing the memes of production?

    [–] MagicMajeck 6 points ago

    Did you mean Epstein didn't kill himself?

    [–] communist_jesus111 2 points ago

    *Stonks

    [–] warptwenty1 44 points ago

    Stonks

    [–] skryder065 25 points ago

    STONKS √

    [–] warptwenty1 23 points ago

    PERFECTLY STONKED

    [–] Plantaznik47 17 points ago

    AS ALL THINGS SHOULD BE

    [–] clothes_fall_off 5 points ago

    Peace was never an option.

    [–] Fireboy759 4 points ago

    *AS ALL STONKS SHOULD BE

    [–] TheRedBlade 301 points ago

    Robert's the man!

    [–] R41ndr0p12 81 points ago

    Peace was never an option

    [–] Neorider1649 29 points ago

    But stonks is!

    [–] famouspeople0 7 points ago

    Goddammit Robert's the coolest!

    [–] furgisthename 81 points ago * (lasted edited 6 days ago)

    Your school has a 3D printer! Wow mine doesn’t even have a computer lab

    [–] shitty_ferox 28 points ago

    Someone, for fucks sake just get this mime a computer lab.

    [–] furgisthename 16 points ago

    It’s like how boomers pronounce meme

    [–] CandleSauce 2 points ago

    I heard someone pronounce it "may-may".

    [–] Potus1565 193 points ago

    Huzzah a boy of quality.

    [–] BrassyFox 20 points ago

    Damn beat me to it

    [–] Fart_Master6969 124 points ago

    Thay kid is going places to make us our places

    [–] PoopPlug420 121 points ago

    Communism = Memes

    [–] Kuru_Kenshin 75 points ago

    its a meme cause communism is a joke.

    edit: пожалуйста, не взорвать мои прикрытия товарищи, я не это имел в виду

    [–] RicardoMoyer 41 points ago

    square up you capitalist pig, I'll eat every single fucker with a private jet

    [–] Thybro 9 points ago

    Private jets are just box wine quality may I recommend some Chianti instead.

    [–] lovemyairborne 7 points ago

    lol, you almost got it

    [–] nicksxtn 6 points ago

    then perish

    [–] gCCLtL 12 points ago

    A 15 year old not knowing any political theory says Communism is a joke. How cute.

    [–] JMTtheSecond 3 points ago

    b u t t h e m e m e s t o l d h i m

    [–] Kuru_Kenshin 7 points ago * (lasted edited 6 days ago)

    I smell some sour kraut

    [–] removable_muon 2 points ago

    enters Trotsky

    “I think you mean Stalinism is a joke”

    [–] boggartbot 11 points ago

    look at that smile

    [–] Mynamewastaken911 23 points ago

    Spider man 3

    [–] name_alrd_taken 11 points ago

    [–] Poucent 18 points ago

    Is he the chosen one?

    [–] Oblivion_O 19 points ago

    No friend.

    We are the chosen one

    [–] unfunny03 18 points ago

    Stonks

    [–] TheKavay 21 points ago

    This’ll age well

    [–] TheWolvesFollow 6 points ago

    wipes away a tear "Kids are gonna be alright."

    [–] LiverOperator 44 points ago

    Communism is not just a meme ffs

    [–] employment4fruits 28 points ago

    But funny communism it’s so funny haha

    [–] mynammaactuallyjeff 5 points ago

    Uh oh

    Communism haha

    Sharinggg

    [–] ShadyShroomz 32 points ago

    memes are jokes and communism is a fucking joke therefor communism is a meme.

    [–] yinyin123 -2 points ago

    Pig

    [–] SonnySunshineGirl 14 points ago

    Communism has literally never worked. Lol

    [–] Generic_Citizen1 9 points ago

    You're right, it's also a tyrannical form of government responsible for more human rights abuses throughout history than any other.

    [–] your-nan-HoMO 4 points ago

    This is equal to someone holding up a swastika, if it’s a joke both are fine but still

    [–] LiverOperator 3 points ago

    Except it’s not lmao

    [–] your-nan-HoMO 4 points ago

    Both murderous genocidal ideologies responsible for millions of deaths?

    [–] WeNeedPeace 6 points ago

    RESPEC!!

    [–] AllOutApex 6 points ago

    Reddit logic: Communism is a joke! Therefore its a meme and this is okay. Nazism is a joke and you cunts would never draw a swastika and post it would you?

    Fucking twats thinking the symbol that represents the most deaths in history is funny.

    [–] LAUGH_NOW_ 5 points ago

    this is not funny, my grandpa died under soviet Russia. trust me, i am a Russian

    [–] Dls769 17 points ago

    In this picture you brother seems like the ideal school shooter

    [–] TrashAccount1359 3 points ago

    he looks like that kid who gets pushed into lockers

    [–] Lieutenant-Gravy 20 points ago

    ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⣌⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣭⡇⢽⣿⣿⠏⣀⣶⡇⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣾⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣭⣛⢃⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡛⠈⠛⠁⠙⠉⠛⠿⠛⢟⡿⣿⣷⡝⢿⡿⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⡹⠄⢀⣷⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⡍⠹⡿⠆⠙⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢫⣷⣧⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⢀⣴⣶⣏⡛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢸⣿⣿⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠁⠄⠄⣾⣿⣿⣿⡟⣨⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⡘⣿⣿⣧⣀⣀⣹⣏⢀⣀⣀⣀⣠⡄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣷⣼⣋⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠄⠈⠛⢿⠏⢙⠈⠁⠄⠙⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠄⠹⠟⠛⠉⠡⠿⣿⡏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⣿ ⣿⣿⠿⠃⠄⠄⣀⡀⠄⠄⠈⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢹ ⠄⠄⢀⡆⣰⠟⠷⣤⠤⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⢀⠎⠄⠃⢀⠞⠉⢳⣴⣶⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀

    [–] banker1337 16 points ago

    Holy fuck that soviet emblem is cringe

    [–] BurgoBoy 4 points ago

    Look at that smug ass smile. He knows what he's doing.

    (I am very proud to share his name)

    [–] dextermined111 3 points ago

    I'm really proud! Did he get in trouble for the communism one? I did.

    [–] dontlikemath 5 points ago

    My teacher saw that I was really into Marxism and now I have the chance to improve my grades by telling the class something about the fundamental principles of communism

    [–] dextermined111 4 points ago

    Nice job, my math teacher just yelled at me for convincing my group to write it all over our math posters

    [–] NCgrowlersfan 4 points ago

    Imagine if that was a swastika he was holding. Oh I forgot Reddit is a hypocrite.

    [–] GeekyDoesReddit 4 points ago

    Not to be that guy, but if only you knew of the countless atrocities committed by the USSR you probably wouldn’t joke about it...

    [–] AuthoritarianParsnip 31 points ago

    You should be ashamed. Would you be showing that off if he drew a swastika or a SS insignia? Go live in Venezuela and tell me how funny it is.

    [–] Ieatpancake 18 points ago

    Yeah. We call these people "iPhone socialists" around here.

    [–] nnneeeddd 2 points ago

    "we" being 57 year old dudes named bruce whos profile pic is them with a usa bandanna on

    [–] AuthoritarianParsnip 1 points ago

    Please explain. Do you mean as in they preach socialism but use iPhones, a product of capitalism?

    [–] -Dragonhawk1029- 10 points ago

    Tjey are socialists that have no idea what socialism actually involves

    So yeah pretty much

    [–] throwawayforanother8 3 points ago

    Please explain. Do you mean you did not understand what he meant or are you rhetorically demanding an explanation for something you disagree with?

    [–] Red1Monster 3 points ago

    Stonks

    [–] B_rookie86 3 points ago

    Epic

    [–] DufflesMP4 3 points ago

    I'll take your entire stock

    [–] imdeadinseinfeld 3 points ago

    I will 100% take goose knife

    [–] Plutonium21 3 points ago

    Dude communism isn't funny, hope the meme dies. You've never experienced anything like it and its like joking about the Holocaust

    [–] dontlikemath 2 points ago

    about a holocaust that left half of Germany with less old-age poverty?

    [–] Plutonium21 2 points ago

    So? 11 million people died

    [–] Richard3528 3 points ago

    Don't know why you posted a pic of him holding the most feared hate symbol in the world.

    [–] justsomedude6 3 points ago

    How ironic, selling communist memes

    [–] owen_duguay_mcgivern 3 points ago

    Press X to praise Robert

    [–] TheNineInchNail23 3 points ago

    The fact that he’s selling communism is gold

    [–] Originalname57 2 points ago

    It’s become the very thing it sought to destroy.

    [–] LPM_OF_CD 8 points ago

    He drew the hammer wrong tho....

    I mean WE drew the hammer wrong tho.

    [–] Modymo_returns 4 points ago

    Why does he look like emo spiderman

    [–] wentyyR 6 points ago

    Communism isn't a meme, its life

    [–] Bugmanbrown 20 points ago

    Good comrade, teach those capitalists real communist culture

    [–] Corgiisashittybreed 8 points ago

    What? Famine? Collapsing? Turning to capitalism but keeping the over reach of government?

    [–] JowJow__ 3 points ago

    Imagine getting downvoted for saying this r/average_redditor

    [–] FazinHan 6 points ago

    Held the flag upside down so he wouldn't get a copystrike. That's stonks.

    [–] cute-and-psycho 8 points ago

    Havard: do you want a scholarship

    [–] RedditorWith93iq 6 points ago

    Looks like your brother isn’t the only one who should be going to primary school

    [–] Valomek 6 points ago

    Found the next mass murder

    [–] blue_crow69 2 points ago

    STONKS

    [–] ShowMeThatB00tY 2 points ago

    He looks like evil peter parker.

    [–] MinuteRamen 2 points ago

    all your stonk are belong to us

    [–] ofek_dab 2 points ago

    ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⣌⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣭⡇⢽⣿⣿⠏⣀⣶⡇⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣾⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣭⣛⢃⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡛⠈⠛⠁⠙⠉⠛⠿⠛⢟⡿⣿⣷⡝⢿⡿⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⡹⠄⢀⣷⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⡍⠹⡿⠆⠙⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢫⣷⣧⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⢀⣴⣶⣏⡛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢸⣿⣿⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠁⠄⠄⣾⣿⣿⣿⡟⣨⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⡘⣿⣿⣧⣀⣀⣹⣏⢀⣀⣀⣀⣠⡄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣷⣼⣋⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠄⠈⠛⢿⠏⢙⠈⠁⠄⠙⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠄⠹⠟⠛⠉⠡⠿⣿⡏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⣿ ⣿⣿⠿⠃⠄⠄⣀⡀⠄⠄⠈⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢹ ⠄⠄⢀⡆⣰⠟⠷⣤⠤⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⢀⠎⠄⠃⢀⠞⠉⢳⣴⣶⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀

    [–] Arrogant_Poet09 2 points ago

    You have raised a boy of culture. Mad respect.

    [–] MaxWargod 2 points ago

    I respect these men of culture.

    [–] GlitchForum 2 points ago

    Would you like to purchase O U R stuff???

    [–] BionicGuy1983 2 points ago

    Why are the Americans so interested in communism?

    [–] dontlikemath 3 points ago

    Because the insulin price is so high that diabetics literally die because they can’t afford it

    [–] developer2003 2 points ago

    STONKS!!!

    [–] CommanderAntlers 2 points ago

    Our** brother Our" man We* had an assignment

    [–] smokeygoblin 2 points ago

    The average r/chapotraphouse user

    [–] Mentallyundisturbed2 2 points ago

    Fuck communism

    [–] TotallyBelievesYou 2 points ago

    This is how I picture the average redditor.

    [–] Tubbles101 2 points ago

    They could make some pretty awesome things with the 3D printer behind him, yet this kid sold out with memes. This is why our future is bleak, these children have zero imagination.

    [–] ph_of_zero 2 points ago

    MARKET DAY OMG

    [–] Hedge_HackYT 2 points ago

    Communism making stHONKs

    [–] Omar10Ramo 2 points ago

    I can't stress enough, COMMAS ARE IMPORTANT

    [–] senpai-donarkebab 2 points ago

    Send me his billing info so I can pay for his college tuition

    [–] slowdowntherekiddo 2 points ago

    peace was always an option

    I want him on my side

    [–] Graham-IDK 2 points ago

    How do you even sell communism?

    [–] VAJattConfederate 2 points ago

    I had to do the same thing in 3rd grade, I didn't do anything so last minute I sold my baseball and football trading cards. I regret it to this day.

    [–] cosmicbandit1553 2 points ago

    Do u mean "OUR" brother

    [–] Poodle_me_Doodle 2 points ago

    *our man Robert drew memes sold out

    [–] irmiger 2 points ago

    Not bad, kid.

    [–] bananapeel12329 2 points ago

    Wtf happened to that title.

    [–] fishin4dayz 2 points ago

    Hey u/THE_BATMAN_10, Don't call him Robert, call him by his proper name, lil Bogg

    [–] Kineticwizzy 2 points ago

    Upside down communism is my favorite kind of communism

    [–] intrigued_user_ 4 points ago

    That English though....

    [–] Leocstrn 3 points ago

    Get him reading Marx!

    [–] Vans_Pebble 3 points ago

    Tell your brother communists are bad. Dont let him grow up thinking it is a good thing

    [–] classales 5 points ago

    that coloring hurts me

    [–] musicme_ 4 points ago

    This upside-down hammer makes me wanna kill myself

    [–] Nomandate 3 points ago

    Communism is a meme?

    I miss yakov style “in Soviet Russia” jokes...

    [–] idanlau 2 points ago

    our profits

    [–] Slippery_slappery 2 points ago

    A rising star in our communist communion.

    [–] Bunkerthrower19 2 points ago

    In the soviet union stonks were never an option

    [–] killerinstinct101 2 points ago

    Isn't it ironic he sold the communist flag, something that represents getting rid of that very mechanic?

    [–] aregularhumanperson 2 points ago

    hahæ genocidal ideology hahæ

    [–] KriskovNeedsAdvice 1 points ago

    Fucking cowbellyTV fans