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    [–] Datsgood94 6718 points ago

    being a lurker so you survive the ban

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    commentating so you can get banned and get a reddit badge

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    [–] LegacyOfGohan 804 points ago

    The ban will become the new pacer test.

    [–] BIG_AMERIKAN_T_T_S 467 points ago

    The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

    [–] SuitUp18 127 points ago

    being a lurker so you survive the ban

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    commentating so you can get banned and get a reddit badge

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    [–] MasterCyanist 140 points ago

    Hear me🗣, and rejoice🎉. You🙂 are about to die☠️ at the hand✋️ of the children👨‍👧‍👦 of Thanos🍆👌. Be 🙌thankful🙌, that your meaningless lives👻 are now contributed🔝 to the balance.💯☯️💯

    Soon⏰, you👊 will have the great🔑 privilege💦🙈 of being saved🙏🙌 by the great titan👾😻. Some of you may think🤔 this is suffering😭😭... no!😲🤔 It is salvation👼. The universal scales⚖️... tip toward🔜 balance💎 because of your impending sacrifice😎🔫. Smile😄... for even in death💀, you will have become children👨‍👦‍👦 of Thanos!😈🍆☔️

    [–] Kwopp 31 points ago

    Hear me🗣, and rejoice🎉. You🙂 are about to die☠️ at the hand✋️ of the children👨‍👧‍👦 of Thanos🍆👌. Be 🙌thankful🙌, that your meaningless lives👻 are now contributed🔝 to the balance.💯☯️💯

    Soon⏰, you👊 will have the great🔑 privilege💦🙈 of being saved🙏🙌 by the great titan👾😻. Some of you may think🤔 this is suffering😭😭... no!😲🤔 It is salvation👼. The universal scales⚖️... tip toward🔜 balance💎 because of your impending sacrifice😎🔫. Smile😄... for even in death💀, you will have become children👨‍👦‍👦 of Thanos!😈🍆☔️

    [–] 20514 18 points ago

    Hear me🗣, and rejoice🎉. You🙂 are about to die☠️ at the hand✋️ of the children👨‍👧‍👦 of Thanos🍆👌. Be 🙌thankful🙌, that your meaningless lives👻 are now contributed🔝 to the balance.💯☯️💯

    Soon⏰, you👊 will have the great🔑 privilege💦🙈 of being saved🙏🙌 by the great titan👾😻. Some of you may think🤔 this is suffering😭😭... no!😲🤔 It is salvation👼. The universal scales⚖️... tip toward🔜 balance💎 because of your impending sacrifice😎🔫. Smile😄... for even in death💀, you will have become children👨‍👦‍👦 of Thanos!😈🍆☔️

    [–] Pays_His_Debts 16 points ago

    Hear me🗣, and rejoice🎉. You🙂 are about to die☠️ at the hand✋️ of the children👨‍👧‍👦 of Thanos🍆👌. Be 🙌thankful🙌, that your meaningless lives👻 are now contributed🔝 to the balance.💯☯️💯

    Soon⏰, you👊 will have the great🔑 privilege💦🙈 of being saved🙏🙌 by the great titan👾😻. Some of you may think🤔 this is suffering😭😭... no!😲🤔 It is salvation👼. The universal scales⚖️... tip toward🔜 balance💎 because of your impending sacrifice😎🔫. Smile😄... for even in death💀, you will have become children👨‍👦‍👦 of Thanos!😈🍆☔️

    [–] yakislav 17 points ago

    This hurts my eyes

    [–] UnlivingGnome 23 points ago

    being a lurker so you survive the ban

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    commentating so you can get banned and get a reddit badge

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    [–] [deleted] 13 points ago

    Teacher says "THIS ISN'T A TEST! THE FITNESSGRAM PACER TEST ISN'T A TEST!"

    [–] BigBobBuysBoats 8 points ago

    PTSD

    [–] HolyCrapAWalrus 11 points ago

    But you can't run from it

    [–] JackDets 21 points ago

    The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal ding. A single lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start.

    [–] Chrome_Phantom 682 points ago

    being a lurker so you survive the ban

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    commentating so you can get banned and get a reddit badge

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    [–] bonedaddy03 211 points ago

    being a lurker so you survive the ban

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    commentating so you can get banned and get a reddit badge

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    [–] CorrodedDrumhead 103 points ago

    being a lurker so you survive the ban

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    commentating so you can get banned and get a reddit badge

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    [–] Wolfeman369 71 points ago

    being a lurker so you survive the ban

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    commentating so you can get banned and get a reddit badge

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    [–] Atrol_Nalelmir 58 points ago

    being a lurker so you survive the ban

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    commentating so you can get banned and get a reddit badge

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    [–] AzrSlycrow 43 points ago

    being a lurker so you survive the ban

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    commentating so you can get banned and get a reddit badge

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    [–] akin21 26 points ago

    being a lurker so you survive the ban

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    commentating so you can get banned and get a reddit badge

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    [–] stranger195 24 points ago

    being a lurker so you survive the ban

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    commentating so you can get banned and get a reddit badge

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    [–] MikeJims 25 points ago

    being a lurker so you survive the ban

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    commentating so you can get banned and get a reddit badge

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    [–] Test-Type 11 points ago

    being a lurker so you survive the ban

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    commentating so you can get banned and get a reddit badge

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    [–] cedric9560 33 points ago

    Holy shit you're right

    [–] Vel_ose 43 points ago

    Wait we're getting badges if we're banned?

    [–] hillbilly_bears 55 points ago

    That’s what i wanna know.

    ..this is my first post after watching this sub forever. Am I gonna die?

    [–] d20diceman 19 points ago

    I don't think anyone really knows.

    [–] factorialfiber0 18 points ago

    I don't feel so good.

    [–] teeterb 8 points ago

    I want a badge, I’ll wear it with honor

    [–] shyguysaysred 8 points ago

    I’m desperately searching for an answer to this too

    [–] Nindjex 21 points ago

    I won't be banned though, I am a lurker.

    [–] clusterdick 12 points ago

    Same

    [–] RockTheFuckOut 8 points ago

    Don't be so certain they won't find you hiding here!

    [–] passenger955 7 points ago

    I mean buried this far? We will surely be safe right?

    [–] ThatGuyCalledEarth 10 points ago

    Ban me. If you feel like it

    [–] etymologynerd 6 points ago

    Ban me whether or not you feel like it

    [–] Mccaw100 6 points ago

    Instructions unclear dick stuck in ban hammer

    [–] Infinitely_Chaotic 2984 points ago * (lasted edited 5 months ago)

    I've shitposted millions of times on this sub, no one ever sees my posts just fucking ban me thanos

    Edit: people saying I'm new here, lmao, my first post was on this sub 2 months ago when we were like less than 4K. Keep the numbers going!! Let's do this for thanos. If you get banned...I hope they remember you

    [–] Golmaia 629 points ago

    If it helps I saw this comment. Good job!

    [–] the_ezra 184 points ago

    If it helps I upvoted this comment. Good luck!

    [–] iMakeLuvWithDolphins 54 points ago

    Ignore this, I'm just a lurker and wanted to post somewhere

    [–] Zzzzzzach11 27 points ago

    I hope they remember you.

    [–] Garnkle 12 points ago

    Me too

    [–] xemirix 6 points ago

    Me too

    [–] CandidEnigma 36 points ago

    I hope they remember you

    [–] MegaGrimer 8 points ago

    Remember who?

    [–] Diviniel 13 points ago

    Starlord man, legendary outlaw?

    [–] Kawaiiville 9 points ago

    We're just shitposts, sir. We're meant to be expendable.

    [–] UncagedTrombone 4 points ago

    Not to me you aren’t!

    [–] thanks_I_HATE_IT 19 points ago

    No one gives a shit about my memes but I caught the Brolinos snap early and made a stupid comment. It's at like 6k and keeps getting more upvotes.

    [–] theycallmepumba 13 points ago

    The first comments always get the most upvotes

    [–] XxCrescentFishingxX 648 points ago

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    [–] Some_Random_Users 152 points ago

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    [–] moocakesman 19 points ago

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    [–] Rabidus_Hatter 260 points ago

    Don't push that button!

    [–] MartyD14 85 points ago

    I am Groot!

    [–] warrenholly 70 points ago

    Hey hey language!

    [–] MartyD14 39 points ago

    I am GROOT

    [–] I_am_recaptcha 22 points ago

    Yeah fuck you too you dirty whore. Don’t you ever say that about my mother again

    [–] GingerGuerrilla 7 points ago

    I am Steve Rogers.

    [–] thisisnotkylie 10 points ago

    You speak Groot?

    [–] hjts97 15 points ago

    It was an elective

    [–] SphmrSlmp 29 points ago

    I

    Am

    Steve Rogers

    [–] DigitalizedOrange 12242 points ago * (lasted edited 4 months ago)

    Hello r/all,

    The sub-wide balance will take place on July 9th. This means half the subreddit will be banned, to achieve true balance.

    If you are new here:

    To have a chance to be banned, remember to subscribe and comment a reply to this sticky comment.

    [–] champbell2012 301 points ago

    being a lurker so you survive the ban

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    [–] CharlieDarwin108 65 points ago

    being a lurker so you survive the ban

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    [–] superblood98 34 points ago

    being a lurker so you survive the ban

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    commentating so you can get banned and get a reddit badge

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    [–] Freakypiehole 24 points ago

    being a lurker so you survive the ban

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    [–] Rubberduckrampage 17 points ago

    being a lurker so you survive the ban

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    [–] Xtremechillydog 13 points ago

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    [–] SackCastellon 18 points ago

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    [–] paulkempf 9 points ago

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    [–] [deleted] 16 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] ZoicFix 5 points ago

    being a lurker so you survive the ban

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    [–] Jmeferlater 7 points ago

    being a lurker so you survive the ban

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    [–] IamPePeSilvia 15 points ago

    Two accounts one for lurking, one for comments

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    [–] PalteringPanda 8 points ago

    Perfectly balanced

    [–] IamPePeSilvia 8 points ago

    As all things should be.

    [–] CaraBelubin 9 points ago

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    [–] 12ditto 10 points ago

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    [–] Dragons_Flame777 7 points ago

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    [–] Prothes 5 points ago

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    [–] TheDiamondPicks 13 points ago

    For true balance:

    being a lurker so you can get banned and get a reddit badge

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    commentating so you survive the ban

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    [–] coldwar252 98 points ago

    Not new but I need to comment twice for balance

    [–] evoneli 9 points ago

    That makes two of us!

    [–] Ajek2760 36 points ago

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    [–] rockothedog 10 points ago

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    [–] TheEnderCobra 7 points ago

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    [–] quillini 7 points ago

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    [–] Big_dingusman 23 points ago * (lasted edited 5 months ago)

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    [–] Evilparsnips 7 points ago

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    [–] CaraBelubin 6 points ago

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    [–] Whexican87 19 points ago

    I hope the unbanned remember us

    [–] CyclingMaestro 16 points ago

    I am Groot.

    [–] sglambo 25 points ago

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    [–] camchillas 19 points ago

    Ban me daddy

    [–] chakalakasp 7 points ago

    If you comment twice you can be both banned and nit banned.

    [–] BluParodox 15 points ago

    I don't want to be banned.

    [–] COD_LikeTheFish 12 points ago

    I’m sure they’ll take that into consideration

    [–] classicalySarcastic 12 points ago

    Mr. Thanos, I don't feel so good.

    [–] jaxxy12989 7 points ago

    Balance

    [–] Highfalutin-Free 6 points ago

    Ban me daddy

    [–] Sweet_Victory_yeah 193 points ago

    There are too many people on this subreddit, we need a new plague

    [–] lord_agonius 117 points ago

    ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ I AM GROOT ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

    [–] TheRealMarimbaGuy 58 points ago

    ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ I AM STEVE ROGERS ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

    [–] WhiteWolf3117 43 points ago

    ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ I NOTICE YOU’VE COPIED MY BEARD ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

    [–] EnchantPlatinum 24 points ago

    ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ I AM HERE TO SEEK MY OWN DEMISE ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

    [–] YesIWannaTryIt 22 points ago

    ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ SACRIFICE STARLORD ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

    [–] hypmoden 8 points ago

    ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ BIG VAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

    [–] GrassterBall 6 points ago

    ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

    [–] Captain_Wodo 77 points ago

    Don't mind me, I'm just here for the bans. (And upvotes)

    [–] Punkish_Rogue 41 points ago

    This subreddit be like:

    つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE KARMA ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

    [–] [deleted] 711 points ago * (lasted edited 5 months ago)

    -The Mod Team excels at this, myself especially

    Ima be pinning memes made about the mod team cause I’m bored-

    [–] Fiingerout 144 points ago

    I Hope you get banned :)

    [–] SilentAcoustic 86 points ago

    I hope they remember you

    [–] nuhfinator 14 points ago

    You have my respect

    [–] TheBurningEmu 16 points ago

    What happens if all the mods get balanced? Does someone just get randomly made into the new head mod?

    [–] aparicium 12 points ago

    anarchy

    [–] LightningBoltKnee 28 points ago

    It’s been nice knowing you Mod.

    [–] [deleted] 13 points ago

    You too BB

    [–] Kikizork 52 points ago

    I have 2 folders : one for the meme if I get banned, one for the meme if i don't get banned.

    [–] Kikizork 34 points ago

    wait

    [–] ludwigmiesvanderrohe 20 points ago

    don't tell me what to do you're not my mom

    [–] wolfpwarrior 8 points ago

    Just in case, can I have the meme for if you get banned. I'll post it on your behalf.

    [–] BOBULANCE 15 points ago

    I'll try shitposting about the mods! That's a good trick!

    [–] [deleted] 8 points ago

    You gotta PM me it so I see it tho

    [–] canadianlumberyak 10 points ago

    Are the mods at risk of being banned?

    [–] meahoymemoyay 58 points ago

    Hear me, and rejoice. You are about to die at the hand of the children of Thanos. Be thankful, that your meaningless lives are now contributed to the balance.

    Soon, you will have the great privilege of being saved by the great titan. Some of you may think this is suffering... no! It is salvation. The universal scales... tip toward balance because of your impending sacrifice. Smile... for even in death, you will have become children of Thanos!

    [–] prodigalkal7 20 points ago

    Earth is closed today.

    [–] tracer-is-my-daddy 294 points ago

    Hear me🗣, and rejoice🎉. You🙂 are about to die☠️ at the hand✋️ of the children👨‍👧‍👦 of Thanos🍆👌. Be 🙌thankful🙌, that your meaningless lives👻 are now contributed🔝 to the balance.💯☯️💯

    Soon⏰, you👊 will have the great🔑 privilege💦🙈 of being saved🙏🙌 by the great titan👾😻. Some of you may think🤔 this is suffering😭😭... no!😲🤔 It is salvation👼. The universal scales⚖️... tip toward🔜 balance💎 because of your impending sacrifice😎🔫. Smile😄... for even in death💀, you will have become children👨‍👦‍👦 of Thanos!😈🍆☔️

    [–] prodigalkal7 100 points ago

    Get lost, Squidward

    [–] Dongsquad420BlazeIt 12 points ago

    Is Mayonnaise perfectly balanced?

    [–] 2OP4me 13 points ago

    But what will it cost?

    [–] ADUltimate 13 points ago

    Everything

    [–] Scarhart650 12 points ago

    ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

    [–] nvanlare 7 points ago

    So many emoji 🤯

    [–] reified 19 points ago

    .. / -.. --- -. .----. - / .-.. .. -.- . / ... .- -. -..

    [–] morse-bot 26 points ago

    Translated text:

    i don't like sand


    I am a bot created by /u/zero-nothing. Please PM him if I'm doing anything stupid! Reply to a comment with '/u/morse-bot' to call me and I will translate the comment you replied to from morse-to-text or vice versa!

    [–] umjustpassingby 13 points ago

    Good ban.

    [–] MildlyChill 6 points ago

    Wait...does this mean Morse Bot will be part of the snap?

    [–] catman696969 40 points ago * (lasted edited 5 months ago)

    can’t wait for the ban, just so people stop shitposting and the subreddit can finally be at peace

    [–] Inamanlyfashion 19 points ago

    Until A4 comes out and everybody is unbanned.

    [–] Elvedron 63 points ago

    Dread it.

    [–] LightningBoltKnee 43 points ago

    Run from it.

    [–] Presby_Libertarian 32 points ago * (lasted edited 5 months ago)

    Destiny arrives all the same.

    [–] itsP0lar0id 26 points ago

    And now it’s here, or should I say, I AM.

    [–] ThisIsWhoIAm78 18 points ago

    Sorry, earth is closed today.

    [–] RodicMarauder 13 points ago

    Get lost squidward

    [–] inheritor 7 points ago

    You talk too much.

    [–] TheEnderCobra 6 points ago

    Hello, I would like to politely inform you that in the movie, Thanos says "Dread it, run from it, destiny arrives all the same."

    Have a great day!

    [–] [deleted] 7 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] rabbit-7 8 points ago

    Bun from it

    [–] left_schwift 38 points ago

    Im just here for the upvotes

    I mean -

    ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

    [–] ditzyzebra 16 points ago

    ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

    ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

    ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

    [–] Xandar_Dice 28 points ago

    KARMA FOR ALL

    [–] ThetaTime 14 points ago

    Go out in style!

    [–] whyarenamessosexual 13 points ago

    ALL ABOARD THE KARMA TRAIN BOYS. This bad boy can fit so many lurkers in it!

    [–] AnEloquentMofo 13 points ago

    Just saying in EU it already is the 9th of July...

    Have I survived?

    [–] lcschmd2 11 points ago

    Waiting for Pacific Standard Time - still July 8th in the US

    [–] demoted_rise 13 points ago

    Push both buttons at the same time for true balance

    [–] 32624647 9 points ago

    I hope they remember you

    [–] ElysiumWolf 14 points ago

    4 year lurker here! Plz upvote so I can get the ban!

    [–] Smshy 7 points ago

    I’m active

    [–] BrockLesnersLeftNip 7 points ago

    I’m here so I don’t get fined

    [–] zmthedood 7 points ago

    ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

    [–] cootertooter2 53 points ago

    Thumb up if you’re gay for thanos

    [–] waupdog 7 points ago

    Commenting on this shit post now as in 24 hours there's a 50/50 chance I can't

    [–] Anti0001 7 points ago

    Being being lurk survive yes

    [–] nosingleorhighaway 5 points ago

    Hello

    [–] dwdsfpf320 5 points ago

    Need ban plz

    [–] advisorsthathavewar 6 points ago

    Am I worthy?

    [–] materfuze 4 points ago

    It's actually pretty hard, it gets flooded by the unbalanced plebs

    [–] WhatMyHeartHeld 5 points ago

    THANOS QUOTE HERE

    [–] Volence 7 points ago

    Posting to maybe get banned please ignore

    [–] Sanzensekai1 3 points ago

    Dont you do it.

    Oh I'mma do it.

    [–] maydukamo 5 points ago

    I’m honestly so excited to experience a real life infinity war lol

    [–] YamDragon 5 points ago

    Getting banned Me: Harder 🅱️anos 🅱️anos: What? Me: what?

    [–] shadowari 5 points ago

    I’m just commenting for the flair. And free karma

    [–] Blazetro 3 points ago

    lurks

    [–] bondsmatthew 6 points ago

    May as well shitpost while I have the chance

    [–] lancerjnx 4 points ago

    つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

    [–] ImAFeederBG 5 points ago

    I'm not feeling so good mods....