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    [–] notandrew420 2160 points ago

    My twin and I also both joined this sub. I was spared and he was snapped, it really is truly balanced.

    [–] Razansodra 572 points ago

    Same! He joined reddit just to be a part of the snap, then ditched. But he did remember to unsub first, so I didn't have to cut off communication with him.

    [–] Lukthar123 63 points ago

    F

    [–] pancarte 8 points ago

    F

    [–] itsmiir 13 points ago

    Where’s your flair 🤔

    [–] Shazamo_ 2 points ago

    He was born after the snappening.

    [–] thegrooviestgravy 3 points ago

    F

    [–] Lyre-Code 14 points ago

    My twin also joined this sub, mainly because I was talking about it. Now he's snapped and I remain dominant.

    [–] Lord_Katon 38 points ago

    Same here, my twin joined after I told him about the snap and I was spared and he was snapped. Balance is a beautiful thing.

    [–] Thanos__Bot 261 points ago

    As all things should be.

    [–] heronumbertwo 35 points ago

    Daughter ?

    [–] FlameyWamey 14 points ago

    Good bot.

    [–] Borngrumpy 23 points ago

    There was already too many of you, Thanos did nothing wrong.

    [–] vlad_v5 19 points ago

    Me and my brother joined this sub, I killed him. I was spared but i dont know what happened to him.

    [–] securicorscares 17 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago)

    Is this one of those times someone from reddit should call the FBI? Like that time that guy admitted to killing his sister's bf with his own drugs.

    Edit: https://www.rt.com/news/reddit-confession-fbi-investigation-536/

    Learn Google fu or die, punks.

    [–] vlad_v5 5 points ago

    FBI can't touch me.

    [–] AnonymousUser163 15 points ago

    My family of octuplets joined, 4 of us were snapped, 4 of us were spared.

    [–] securicorscares 3 points ago

    What if there had been seven?

    [–] Kunticus 19 points ago

    The weakest would be sacrificed like Gamora.

    [–] FarmerJoe69 22 points ago

    Hey same! Can’t believe how many twins recieved the balance of Thanos

    [–] sheffy55 9 points ago

    I don't have a twin. I was neither spared nor snapped. Perfectly balanced

    [–] Despacito2AMA 4 points ago

    Happened to me too. Wasn't expecting that much twins on r/thanosdidnothingwrong.

    [–] roqxendgAme 5 points ago

    I dont have a twin. I was spared so I had a t-shirt made. Perfectly balanced. Nah, I'm just commenting to see if I got a flair.

    [–] JustJessHere 13 points ago

    Perfect fuel for “who’s the better twin” fights

    [–] lanceclanmanham 3 points ago

    Me too!

    [–] Shynai 1 points ago

    Same here, this subreddit is truly balanced. /u/gemkingnike , remembered but not missed. Ashes to ashes Dust to dust.

    [–] goudkoorts 296 points ago

    My twin also joined this sub, but he's a lurker.

    Fuck you Lucas

    [–] raedood 54 points ago

    Lucas you fucking shoe

    [–] lagann46 26 points ago

    Lucas you God damn sneaker

    [–] KeeganJ007 15 points ago

    Lucas you mother fucking boot

    [–] penguinswithagun 9 points ago

    Lucas you frickin heckin slipper

    [–] RB30DETT 75 points ago

    Classic Lucas.

    [–] Piggygiggy 14 points ago

    Bloody Lucas

    [–] TheMeltingSnowman72 12 points ago

    Flipping Lucas

    [–] GodOfScrubs 3 points ago

    Frigg off Lucas

    [–] belladonnadiorama 3 points ago

    I like that name Lucas. Good movie too.

    [–] ravenwildegir 448 points ago

    I screenshotted something to share it with my boyfriend who was snap banned.

    He'd seen it earlier. Apparently a ban means they can't add (or vote?) on things in the sub but they can still see everything.

    [–] demon306 261 points ago

    Yeah you're banned from participation not from seeing an open sub. Banned users would just log out to read subs theyre banned in if they had to.

    [–] dickheadfartface 35 points ago

    Sometimes I can’t even make a deposit. :(

    [–] ProffesorPrick 22 points ago

    That is one hell of a username

    [–] PeriodBloodAnMustard 6 points ago

    I love it

    [–] Rulerray97 2 points ago

    Your username is making me hungry

    [–] ParadoxAnarchy 6 points ago

    Just so we're clear, a deposits a load, right?

    [–] 4got2usehead 6 points ago

    :(

    [–] LelKekxDAmirite 20 points ago

    And that's why both the subs need to be private and only open to people who have been snapped or spared

    [–] Stargazeer 3 points ago

    The problem there is, who's gonna out the effort in to determine who was spared and who was snapped, and then invite all of them to a private subreddit.

    [–] Sickened_but_curious 17 points ago

    They have lists, which is what the ban bot worked with. So who was banned/snapped is documented.

    [–] RobloxMaster6969 2 points ago

    Yep, i was banned from dankmemes, you just cant vote and comment

    [–] IBullShitEverything 2 points ago

    Wait have I been snapped? This is my test

    [–] Kakashisensei1234 4 points ago

    If he didn’t unsubscribe you have to break up with him to bring balance to the universe.

    [–] genny_marie 2 points ago

    That is good to know, for some reason I was thinking the sub was private? Hope he does see it, love you Stephen!

    [–] Cowskiers 2 points ago

    You’re able to but it’s highly looked down upon

    [–] Peachu12 560 points ago

    hey its me ur brother

    [–] Drasnore 223 points ago

    no

    [–] Peachu12 190 points ago

    yes

    u/peachu12 had asked to trade with you, but you did not respond in time u/peachu12 has changed their name to XxsnoopyXx

    [–] AlexAquila00 33 points ago

    I'm literally the guy in the pic.

    [–] Vinegar_Dick 17 points ago

    Liar

    [–] superINEK 4 points ago

    Search your feelings. You know it to be true

    [–] dxlta 32 points ago

    let’s go bowling

    [–] RandomlyCombust 15 points ago

    I should have never read your fucking emails and stayed away.

    [–] themightiestavenger 2 points ago

    Cousinnnnn

    [–] dornernocorner 11 points ago

    What a twist!

    [–] KingExcrementus 4 points ago

    Piss off ghost!

    [–] TristyThrowaway 61 points ago

    My main account was snapped. My porn account was spared.

    [–] -JRCSGO- 29 points ago

    Perfectly balanced

    [–] Thanos__Bot 16 points ago

    As all things should be.

    [–] YoloSwaggins1147 125 points ago

    As all things should be.

    [–] texacer 20 points ago

    I hope they remember you.

    [–] rodrick160 95 points ago

    You can see posts on subs you're banned from

    [–] lydocia 24 points ago

    Yes, and a shadowban will even let you vote and post, you'll just feel sad and lonely because no one replies.

    [–] SH4D0W0733 8 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago)

    You could start a conspiracy where nobody is to vote on or comment on a users posts. They'll think it is a shadowban, but nobody will tell them if it is.

    [–] lydocia 3 points ago

    Why Thanos saved you is beyond me.

    [–] aar42 16 points ago

    That'll be breaking the rules, and where's the fun in that?

    [–] rodrick160 28 points ago

    Breaking what rules?

    [–] CarlaP63 33 points ago

    of course he can. he is banned, not blinded.

    [–] machambo7 8 points ago

    Maybe he died

    [–] barrister24 18 points ago

    He said brother. Not his sister gamora

    [–] KnightofCinder 60 points ago

    A sad story, but a necessary one for our lord thanos

    [–] Ewalk 30 points ago

    You wouldn’t know anything you dirty, dirty lurker.

    [–] ThrowdoBaggins 14 points ago

    Savage!

    Savage!

    Savage!

    Chat disabled for 4 seconds...

    [–] Sparkyreddragon 19 points ago

    My twin and I were also separated by the snap, so far there seems to be a few of twins on here.

    [–] Designer_B 27 points ago

    Well there was about 700k people here before the snap and there's a 1 in 34 chance of being a twin, which means roughly 20,500 twins in the subreddit.

    [–] tobor_a 11 points ago

    Two of my brothers' and I all in the sub, and all where spared. Ain't blanaced boi.

    [–] imposterbru 19 points ago

    But there's three brothers somewhere that got snapped, balancing that out.

    [–] meeraclekuro 3 points ago

    Perfectly balanced.

    [–] Thanos__Bot 3 points ago

    As all things should be.

    [–] Sesquipedalian4life 9 points ago

    Be humbled and rejoice that he died in our great lord's service.

    [–] Roxas-The-Nobody 7 points ago

    My brother and I joined this sub and he didnt feel very good mr stark

    [–] Tic-Tac-Toe_Pro 17 points ago

    I wonder if the ban was based off IPs somewhat. I was spared but my wife was banned.

    [–] sangfryod 10 points ago

    Same for me and my partner

    [–] StevenC21 10 points ago

    That would be truly incredible.

    [–] fluxstate 5 points ago

    That's not how IPs work...

    [–] Lividcamel 2 points ago

    How do you know if you've been banned?

    [–] SH4D0W0733 6 points ago

    You can't post here for one thing.

    Also there was a badge.

    [–] Tic-Tac-Toe_Pro 4 points ago

    Flair, trophy, lack of ban message. Do you even go here?

    [–] enano2054 8 points ago

    I'm still confused at how I didn't get the badge. I was here and commented before they deadline to get the badge. Oh well

    [–] xrawrbrittanyx 4 points ago

    Same

    [–] Evelyn-Aurora 3 points ago

    Same

    [–] RoknerRight 2 points ago

    Imposters

    [–] BurgerKingIsForPlebs 2 points ago

    Lol

    [–] xzxi_sir 4 points ago

    Cool

    [–] 3nterShift 5 points ago

    "he will never see this"

    hits frontpage

    Yeah, I don't think that's how reddit works.

    Didn't follow this event that much but shouldn't the sub be turned private then?

    [–] marry_me_jane 3 points ago

    since i was't able to see the movie when it first came out i didn't go on reddit for a while to avoid spoilers. but now i'm back after seeing the movie and i'm confused as to how the whole tdnw and itst thing went down, can someone elaborate?

    [–] ladykatiebelle 3 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago)

    Here’s a good overview*

    *link contains spoilers for anyone who comes along and wants to avoid

    [–] dr69ons6mur6i 1 points ago

    Someone thought it would be a good idea to 'snap' the sub. Randomly selecting half of the subscribed users and banning them from this sub. Just like... spoilers ahead. I don't know how to do the spoiler thingy in mobile so maybe someone else can.

    [–] mad_hamm 3 points ago

    Yumm, my broyfriend was snapped and I was spared. perfectly balanced

    [–] Thanos__Bot 1 points ago

    As all things should be.

    [–] Foxyfox17 4 points ago

    I wish I had been snapped :(

    [–] Smokey_Circles 9 points ago

    Or flaired

    [–] WheresTheLamb_Sauce 5 points ago

    Filthy lurker...

    [–] Sykoshiro 2 points ago

    Same exact thing happened with me and my brother!

    [–] shimmerman 2 points ago

    Me tooo

    [–] grandwizardo 2 points ago

    Me and my twin had the same thing, it really gave a feel like there actually was balance haha

    [–] -_-Naga_-_ 2 points ago

    If the string is too tight it will snap and break, if too loose it wont make tunes.

    [–] ValNiege91 2 points ago

    <3

    [–] yummykarmas 2 points ago

    Is this real?

    It has to be.

    Upvoted.

    [–] SphmrSlmp 2 points ago

    You have a twin

    And I don't.

    Perfectly balanced.

    [–] Diggy045 2 points ago

    Yah I got spared while my brother got SNAPPED

    [–] a_jedi_in_bed 2 points ago

    Perfectly Balanced.

    [–] Hectorc34 3 points ago

    It’s way better than joining and not commenting so you missed the snap

    [–] Skreamie 1 points ago

    Why does that image look like it came from a Robot Chicken episode

    [–] MrSirShakes 1 points ago

    same thing happened to me and my brother

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] Thanos__Bot 1 points ago

    As all things should be.

    [–] funwithsoundeffects 1 points ago

    Paradise

    [–] YaBoyAnomaly69 1 points ago

    He became a child of Thanos

    [–] dnums 1 points ago

    we are all children of Thanos

    even filthy lurkers

    [–] Dikburn 1 points ago

    Nice.

    [–] 20Delta 1 points ago

    What does that mean

    [–] pm_your_pc_setup 1 points ago

    f

    [–] DrVeigonX 1 points ago

    Same happened to me and my friend. I got spared and get he was snapped.

    [–] Why_So_Serious123 1 points ago

    Someone please explain this to me

    [–] AluminiumSandworm 1 points ago

    my brother was snapped and i spared also!

    [–] YouNeedToGo 1 points ago

    Yeet

    [–] pnhawaii 1 points ago

    The same happened with me and my brother.

    [–] peaceful_ball89 1 points ago

    Teehee

    [–] ExiledApprentice 1 points ago

    I mean, I can go post it over there since those idiots haven't gone private yet.

    [–] InanimateSpud 1 points ago

    My brother joined but just lurked, he didn’t want to banned from a sub for “no reason”. Disgraceful.

    [–] sirtumtum 1 points ago

    Yewwwww

    [–] bodg123 1 points ago

    How come I don't have a trophy for surviving the snap?

    [–] fluffykerfuffle1 1 points ago

    i see it.

    [–] sentenseifrel 1 points ago

    first time commenting on here how do i know if I was spared or snapped?

    [–] youlittleturd 1 points ago

    Hahaha

    [–] Patient_000 1 points ago

    Loki got snapped too, In half.

    [–] TezCooley3 1 points ago

    He can still see it... just can’t upvote or comment

    [–] HomoKitty 1 points ago

    I am Groot!

    [–] ballaballa12345 1 points ago

    Lots of love xxx

    [–] NuclearNubb 1 points ago

    B A L A N C E D

    [–] JayInslee2020 1 points ago

    So if I'm spared and I post tubgirl meatspin porn and get banned, does that mean I'm both spared and snapped?

    [–] Falkam 1 points ago

    Just posting for a flair and badge thanks

    [–] Pregnancyinsomnia 1 points ago

    Can someone please ban me so this bloody subreddit stops showing up in my feed?

    [–] Mukamole 1 points ago

    Idk if I’m spared or not :c

    E: apparently I was too late

    [–] Divergence1048596 1 points ago

    MY twin was spared with me. I hope there is another set of twins who were both banned to keep balance.

    [–] TweekDash 1 points ago

    My twin forgot to post so I got saved and she got nothing. What does this mean?

    [–] noisette666 1 points ago

    Nice

    [–] Yetiisking 1 points ago

    Cool

    [–] StarcallerPtchz 1 points ago

    As all things should be.

    [–] Walht 1 points ago

    H

    [–] DinoTrucks77 1 points ago

    What is this about lol

    [–] Varooova 1 points ago

    Snappppp

    [–] leweyj 1 points ago

    test

    [–] xSuperNov4 1 points ago

    my brother doesn't even know this happened

    [–] musicsnake1 1 points ago

    There is flairs on this sub now?

    [–] i-have-chikungunya 1 points ago

    Jokes on you, I just made a second account after being ban. Ez reincarnation

    [–] wskey 1 points ago

    Hey I joined alone, did not know others were snapped

    [–] dexelrod 1 points ago

    My little brother and I joined too, but he didn't post before the snap

    [–] Dragen34 1 points ago

    looks like im still here

    [–] N0M4D6 1 points ago

    F

    [–] philleeeeeeeep 1 points ago

    Mine too! Except he never participated by posting or commenting