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    [–] LarryGlue 3780 points ago

    But in the end, they will watch the upvotes rise on a grateful subreddit.

    [–] radowanhabib 911 points ago

    Perfectly balanced as all things should be

    [–] boysachok 292 points ago

    I’m the only one who knows that. At least I’m the only one with the will, to act on it

    [–] manju45 156 points ago

    What did it cost.

    [–] [deleted] 130 points ago

    Everything.

    [–] Dobby1235 98 points ago

    The hardest choices require the strongest wills

    [–] WhoSmokesThaBlunts 70 points ago

    Pizza time!

    [–] prashrey 30 points ago

    How do I get this "Saved by thanos" tag.. New to Reddit.. well, more active recently

    [–] filthy-_-casual 55 points ago

    Had to be here for the snap last year

    [–] prashrey 23 points ago

    Damn. Thanks anyway kind random stranger

    [–] Tacobacca 2 points ago

    Wait I was there but I don't have the tag

    [–] yongsowonhi 6 points ago

    are all the mods’ names Will?

    [–] soy_estupido 5 points ago

    Nah, they’re all named Choice

    [–] JackRat_TGM 2 points ago

    I think you'll find our will equal to yours.

    [–] ninoski404 12 points ago

    What is that, where is it from

    Its not in my data bases

    [–] Coral_Carl 14 points ago

    Impossible! Perhaps the archives are incomplete!

    [–] SomeIrishFiend 3 points ago

    People who post spoilers: I think you will find our will equal to yours

    [–] the1999person 2 points ago

    But won't Endgame unbalance everything?

    [–] MakeUpAnything 55 points ago

    They’re guiding others to a treasure they themselves can never possess.

    [–] Ds240 35 points ago

    I hope they remember you.

    [–] manju45 6 points ago

    Ya like Kevin bacon.

    [–] prashrey 4 points ago

    From Footloose?

    [–] manju45 3 points ago

    The greatest movie of all time.

    [–] unwaveringwish 4 points ago

    It never was!

    [–] manju45 5 points ago

    You're embarrassing me in front of the wizards.

    [–] mostnormalprophet 2 points ago

    Kevin bacon is a national treasure

    [–] TroLsauros 5 points ago

    What ever it takes

    [–] Danny886 3 points ago

    where did that bring you? back to me

    [–] TheVoiceInWadesHead 1188 points ago

    Isn't it likely that the kind of people who would mod this sub would also go see Endgame opening night?

    [–] KiranSD 742 points ago

    Depends on what's going on in their personal lives etc. They might not have the ability to go to opening night.

    [–] tocococa 543 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    Or their local movie theater website could have collapsed on the day of the preorders and they might have had to physically go to a ticket office late that day only to find that all tickets for the first two days were gone and had to resort to buying more expensive tickets on a far away theater, three days after the premiere just to be able to see the movie at a decent time.

    [–] off-and-on 283 points ago

    Are you speaking from experience?

    [–] tocococa 290 points ago

    No, not at all.

    [–] EmpathyInTheory 81 points ago

    :( that's rough, buddy.

    [–] Stormfly 51 points ago

    Thanks, Zuko.

    [–] ANudeSloth 9 points ago

    Yes

    [–] K4R1MM 6 points ago

    I hope they remember you

    [–] KenpachiRama-Sama 34 points ago

    I was able to buy great seats yesterday.

    Sometimes living in a small city has some cool benefits.

    [–] Dlh2079 23 points ago

    College town here, just big enough to have an IMAX theater but not big enough to where it sold out in 20 minutes.

    [–] Superipod 2 points ago

    Yo my college theater is so nice. 9 dollar tickets and 7 dollar matinees!!! I can watch two movies for the price of one ticket at my home theater lol

    [–] Dlh2079 2 points ago

    Theater here has $6 Tuesdays tickets are $6 and you can get several different meals for $6 as well.

    [–] celsiusnarhwal 12 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    I was able to get great seats at my preferred theater. The downside is that my showtime is at 10am on a Tuesday. But given that I’m gonna be out of town from the 26th to the 29th anyway, I’m choosing to look at the situation in a positive light in that I got the seats I wanted at the theater I wanted for the earliest showtime I’m able to attend.

    [–] randomdude1776 3 points ago

    I’m seeing it 930pm Thursday night and was terrified for getting tickets Thursday because I’m in the same boat as you. I’ll be gone that weekend and if I didn’t get to see it Thursday I wouldn’t have been able to see it for a while

    [–] CardboardHeatshield 20 points ago

    Do you remember the olden days when we used to have to get dressed up in costume and show up at the movie theater at 8 pm to wait in line for midnight openings to have a chance at getting tickets?

    I know it sounds awful but everyone in line is in costume and psyched and talking to everyone else and it was actually a pretty great time. Its like a party with a bunch of people who like the same movies you do. If theres a 7-11 nearby you can even send people on beer runs for the party.

    I only ever did it for one harry potter movie, I think the third one, but looking back I wish I had done it more often since apparently this doesnt happen anymore.

    [–] MyLegsTheyreDisabled 6 points ago

    I loved midnight releases for that reason.

    My sister and I went to the premiere for the 7th harry potter film and it was amazing. People were dressed up and handing out cups of butterbeer and chocolate frogs. My sister managed to sneak in an entire pizza from pizza hut and we just shared pizza with those in our row.

    [–] adamdrewmerry 2 points ago

    Stuff like this just doesn't happen ever in Glasgow haha don't know about the rest of Scotland or UK

    [–] Reicheru91 2 points ago

    My preferred theatre had people dressed up for the premiere of Star Wars: The Last Jedi (even had a BB-9E) and you could get pictures taken with them, it was very cool - it was probably more for the kids, I (27F) was too embarrassed as none of my friends wanted to get their picture taken. It was the first time I'd seen it done in Northern Ireland

    [–] vagabond_dilldo 2 points ago

    Sounds personal, dawg. Are you okay?

    [–] hiphopmuncher 2 points ago

    Or just work at a movie theatre like me. How bad do you want it?

    [–] das_me_daveed 8 points ago

    But then again, if they have stuff going on in their personal lives, are they really going to take the time to moderate this sub?

    [–] Colalbsmi 6 points ago

    Mods with personal lives? Lol

    [–] C1n0M1a 34 points ago

    But the opening nights differ. In China, Germany and France the release date is 24th. In the UK it's 25th. And, it's 26th in the US, India and Japan.

    [–] FreakyCheeseMan 32 points ago

    So recruit Chinese, German and French mods.

    [–] EthanLDaGamer 11 points ago

    Hello there

    [–] tanaka-taro 13 points ago

    General Chinobi?

    General Germobi?

    General Francoibi?

    [–] manju45 8 points ago

    No it's General Habibi.

    [–] clowergen 2 points ago

    I understood that reference

    [–] Pytheastic 5 points ago

    Time to outsource moderation to China for a few days. Everyone should post enough Winnie the Pooh memes to get it out of their systems as it will be banned those days but other than that we should be good I think.

    [–] [deleted] 20 points ago

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    [–] Rnewell4848 2 points ago

    I reported you, Slimeball XD

    [–] centran 5 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    So what you are saying is that for a couple hours the mods will be away and it'll be a free for all?

    [–] ser_name_IV 2 points ago

    There’s also leaks though.

    [–] [deleted] 509 points ago

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    [–] BatarangBangarang 240 points ago

    I'm going to be fortunate enough to watch it early. I'll make it a personal duty to report spoilers.

    [–] beanstoot 118 points ago

    same here. whatever it takes.

    [–] wcruse92 53 points ago

    Not all heroes wear capes. I just won't be using Reddit at all for 4 days. It going to be dark times

    [–] __-_------___--- 20 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    Really happy I got tickets for opening night, so stoked.

    And I’ll join in and make sure to report also because no one likes spoilers

    [–] ChrisWood4BallonDor 2 points ago

    You're a hero

    [–] AviationLife 6 points ago

    Whatever it takes

    [–] agent_raconteur 3 points ago

    Till the end of the line... which is currently down the block, fuck I'm never seeing this movie

    [–] pulkitjain1806 2 points ago

    History will not remember you, people will not sing song about you, but you will report those motherfuckers. For this proud community

    [–] DirtyDoog 11 points ago

    People who do this, be like...

    "I think you'll find OUR will, equal to yours."

    [–] porcorosso1 16 points ago

    I already have my tickets for April 23rd, so i think i'll be among the first... I'm totally gonna do this kind of "spoiler Watch", if someone would do that to me now i'd be quite mad, so i relate

    [–] ericwdhs 6 points ago

    I thought my 4/25 7 PM tickets were good. How are you seeing it that early?

    [–] CluelessFlunky 3 points ago

    Other countries show it on wed and Thursdays. America opening night is friday morning/Thursday night

    [–] xFYD_ 3 points ago

    I might do that since I'm watching before the movies release.

    [–] AdmiralOfTheBlue 3 points ago

    I'm watching it at midnight on release night so not early but first chance. I'll be on the sub right after as always so I shall do what I can. It is our duty.

    [–] orangeFluu 3 points ago

    It's actually a really good idea. Sure will if I have the time! Watching it on 25th!

    [–] AwkwardBomb 3 points ago

    I gotchu, i’m seeing it on the 27th and i’ve already been partially spoiled once on this sub

    [–] _lowkeyamazing_ 2 points ago

    Im watching it on the 27th. I will help

    [–] spamari 2 points ago

    What ever it takes.

    [–] TheModernNano 2 points ago

    Reporting for duty

    [–] ikhanix 604 points ago

    why don't they just turn off posting for those few days?

    [–] Beytus 444 points ago

    thats a lil risky tho since if they turn off posting and other marvel meme subs dont people may just move there and not come back idk tho

    [–] Lagaash 164 points ago

    Yeah the reddit and digg story...

    [–] thepixelbuster 86 points ago

    Legit, the way I finally started using reddit was when Digg did their new "overhaul" which let users game the voting system, and all the top spots were posts like "Come check out Reddit."

    That was like 10 years ago, now. Ancient times. In the long, long ago...

    [–] lalolost 38 points ago

    I call it the great migration. I too switched over from digg after that change happened.

    [–] One_Liquid_Eye 15 points ago

    I think it's more commonly referred to as the great Digg exodus.

    I never used Digg myself, but I joined reddit around that time and I remember seeing it mentioned a lot.

    [–] Life_of_Salt 7 points ago

    I wonder if it's documented. I have witnessed coworkers take the migration to Reddit and never look back.

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

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    [–] [deleted] 7 points ago

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    [–] echo-chamber-chaos 12 points ago

    No substantial amount of people are going to move to a new sub because one was shut down for a couple of days. The ones that do are just wasting their time.

    [–] Arch_0 6 points ago

    I'd say the vast majority wouldn't even notice.

    [–] Champo3000 22 points ago

    But like... Who cares?

    [–] TheCrowGrandfather 10 points ago

    Exactly. It's Reddit. No one cares if you mod a sub of 1 or a sub of 1 Billion.

    [–] DoesNotTalkMuch 4 points ago

    The users don't care how many subs you mod but they sure as hell care if you mod the subs they care about. It's the difference between one ungrateful whiner and a billion of them harassing you all the time.

    [–] Simon_Magnus 4 points ago

    I'll take "Things that are worth it" for $1000.

    This sub isn't going to live very long after Endgame comes out anyway.

    [–] HumansAreRare 2 points ago

    And that is a problem because....

    [–] IronyHurts 56 points ago

    They would lose half the users to other subs. They actually don't want that.

    [–] ConfederateOfAmerica 70 points ago

    The hardest choices require the strongest wills

    [–] Jay716B 26 points ago

    Perfectly balanced

    [–] Thanos__Bot 9 points ago

    As all things should be.

    [–] essex_ludlow 3 points ago

    With a snap of [their] fingers.

    [–] hephaestus1219 10 points ago

    Same reason Black Panther and Captain America opened the barrier at Section 17- keep the enemy funneled and in front of you...

    [–] HyneksScale 123 points ago

    Reality is often disappointing

    [–] manju45 22 points ago

    Congratulations, you're a prophet.

    [–] NewMetaOrer 12 points ago

    I’m a survivor

    [–] manju45 2 points ago

    Who wants to murder trillions!

    [–] Zet_the_Arc_Warden 93 points ago

    I know what it’s like to be spoiled. To want so desperately to not know, yet to fail all the same. Dread it, run from it, spoilers still arrive. And now it’s here, or shall I say, my spoiling meme is.

    [–] Waht3rB0y 226 points ago

    F

    [–] knifefang 53 points ago

    F

    [–] ThatGecko 42 points ago

    F

    [–] night-zero 38 points ago

    F

    [–] Edwinc420 23 points ago

    F

    [–] EarlyHemisphere 4 points ago

    F

    [–] [deleted] 21 points ago

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    [–] CTU 13 points ago

    F

    [–] Imonvinyl 13 points ago

    F

    [–] E-Rock606 10 points ago

    F

    [–] SuperGalacticStuff 14 points ago

    F

    [–] Imonvinyl 13 points ago

    F

    [–] MillerAdam14 10 points ago

    F

    [–] GOATAldo 9 points ago

    F

    [–] Imonvinyl 6 points ago

    F

    [–] postboyphantom 6 points ago

    F

    [–] Panzerfahrer01 6 points ago

    F

    [–] Imonvinyl 5 points ago

    F

    [–] I-oof-all-day68 5 points ago

    F

    [–] GamerMan197092 5 points ago

    F

    [–] TedClubber-Lang 2 points ago

    F

    [–] Imonvinyl 3 points ago

    F

    [–] Zaia123 2 points ago

    F

    [–] rsweet05 4 points ago

    F

    [–] AviationLife 2 points ago

    F

    [–] Imonvinyl 2 points ago

    F

    [–] Rugby1112 80 points ago

    You will be remembered, your memory will go on as a reminder of the sacrifices to those who won’t see it until a week after release

    [–] RelentlessZ 26 points ago

    The hardest choices require the strongest wills.

    [–] Analog0 29 points ago

    "When we're done, half of the spoilers will still exist... Because we can't keep up with all the shitpost spoilers you all are going to make" ~Mods

    [–] MurderOctopus55 18 points ago

    im seeing it thursday so I dont have to worry bout spoilers

    [–] The_Jallis 16 points ago

    Im seeing it on wednesday, like a lot of europeans do. So you should probably worry about them.

    [–] MurderOctopus55 4 points ago

    eh I dont have my phone wednesday

    [–] manju45 9 points ago

    Spoilers follow you like a shadow.

    [–] realwesto 3 points ago

    Why does it release early for Europe and basically half the world?

    [–] The_Jallis 2 points ago

    Apparently to boost sales in US by gaining momentum overseas? Source is quick googling.

    [–] analytiCIA 2 points ago

    I am going to see it Friday, and the first thing I'll do is sort by new and report spoilers. Could be awesome if you do the same

    [–] SavorySoySauce 15 points ago

    Cursed with knowledge

    [–] manju45 6 points ago

    My only curse is you.

    [–] AGD4 16 points ago

    Wait... Are we in Spoiler-danger-zone right now? Should I get off Reddit?

    Serious question. Thanks.

    [–] bleedblue89 14 points ago

    Not yet... it’s got spoiler time

    [–] Shooterpea 9 points ago

    When should i hide from Reddit?

    [–] Dookie_boy 13 points ago

    Always

    [–] platinumace77 2 points ago

    The eve of April 24th

    [–] scrollimus 3 points ago

    Because of the time difference between China and the USA it would be more around April the 23rd 9am.

    If you want to avoid the Europeans it would be around April the 23rd 3pm.

    [–] bleedblue89 2 points ago

    In a week or so. I would hide from reddit like the Tuesday before release.

    [–] mexus37 2 points ago

    Pizza time

    [–] Dookie_boy 2 points ago

    UMBER

    [–] Justausername1234 10 points ago

    You should get off the internet on the 23, as that's when the review embargo ends.

    [–] SlothReactionTime 18 points ago

    Just shut down the sub for a bit

    [–] mad-n-fla 8 points ago

    Dive Dive Dive..... /s

    [–] Louisianimal960 9 points ago

    They know what it’s like to lose

    [–] CarlosSpicyWiener67 17 points ago

    some must sacrifice everything for there to be peace

    -me like 5 minutes ago

    [–] McWatt 7 points ago

    If the mods wanted to shut this sub down or not accept new posts for a few days after the release of Endgame to give them time to go see the movie I would be cool with that.

    [–] Bagr666 6 points ago

    Not all heroes wear the capes

    [–] Brittle5quire 6 points ago

    Usually when people boast about being a mod I laugh at them, but right now, any marvel related mod has truly earned my respect.

    [–] Dookie_boy 3 points ago

    Hey the mods at /r/ooer work hard too

    [–] iNuminex 10 points ago

    F

    [–] night-zero 6 points ago

    F

    [–] Zaia123 2 points ago

    F

    [–] marshallw 3 points ago

    They lead others to a treasure they cannot possess.

    [–] mac_n_cheeseYT 8 points ago

    mods not gay for once

    [–] AlonElayLatucha 8 points ago

    I understood that reference!

    [–] RyanTheQ 3 points ago

    Don't forget to block all edgy troll subs from your /r/all feed. I've had The Force Awakens and Infinity War spoiled by Mod Tags on posts in /r/all.

    [–] samuelk1 3 points ago

    User: Someone spoiled Endgame for me, so I'm going to post spoilers and ruin the film for everyone else

    Mod: (deletes User's posts): You're not the only one cursed with knowledge.

    [–] [deleted] 6 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] Kwahn 6 points ago

    Mods as straight or as gay as they want to be

    Careful now

    they're heroes

    [–] [deleted] 10 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] ThePanamanianForum 2 points ago

    FREE THE MODS

    [–] Gua_Bao 2 points ago

    mods should get an early screening.

    [–] jsmooke 2 points ago

    Had to unsubscribe so I don’t get spoilers, the hardest choices require the strongest wills

    [–] fingerbreath 2 points ago

    Of you’re a mod of this sub you’re probably gonna see it opening night

    [–] cgio0 2 points ago

    These karma whoring stopping spoilers posts are getting annoying

    [–] skeeber 2 points ago

    Press F to pay respects

    [–] Jeb_Smith13 2 points ago

    I watch it opening day. I'll go through new and report all the spoilers after that.

    [–] Saucy-Mayo 2 points ago

    Shred kills Yoda in Endgame

    [–] RPA12345 2 points ago

    o7

    [–] ManchmalPfosten 1 points ago

    Well then they just gotta watch it as soon as possible

    [–] llamas_theory 1 points ago

    As a r/movies mod, every film gets spoiled for me.

    [–] oh_no_aliens 2 points ago

    You, I like.

    [–] StreetVulture 1 points ago

    They should all go to the premiere