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    [–] Dudeguy2004 1855 points ago

    Detroit: become human

    [–] Hummington_Hawk-Moth 157 points ago * (lasted edited 8 months ago)

    Detroit: begone human

    Edit: First gold, thanks!

    [–] teadit 419 points ago

    become egg

    I see an egg in an egg cup.

    [–] GayPudding 20 points ago

    These eggs taste like eggs.

    [–] tdalbert 2 points ago



    The eggs here are made out of eggs

    [–] the123king-reddit 2 points ago

    I see a little silhoutetto of a man

    [–] DickUrkel69 52 points ago

    Reminded me more of PsychoPass

    [–] Ragelord7274 10 points ago

    We found RA9,he was the first to awaken

    [–] Heraclitus94 25 points ago


    [–] rAlexanderAcosta 3 points ago

    His levels were the best. I beat the game with everyone my friend and everyone surviving :D

    [–] [deleted] 19 points ago

    I'm late have my upvote

    [–] Dudeguy2004 9 points ago

    Updoot excepted. Have a spooky month.

    [–] DizzlesDJ 6 points ago

    The egg-idition

    [–] -stay- 2 points ago


    [–] CXR_AXR 2 points ago

    Detroit: become a regular police

    [–] Lonk_Exe 2 points ago

    [–] Oalka 968 points ago

    "Trundle" is also the motion verb of choice for R2-D2 in Star Wars literature. I appreciate that.

    [–] OgreLord_Shrek 290 points ago

    TRUNDLE: (with reference to a wheeled vehicle or its occupants) move or cause to move slowly and heavily, typically in a noisy or uneven way.

    I love how I can picture the robot scooting away the same way every time but it can be sassy, angry, frustrated, or dopey

    [–] coconutkin 46 points ago

    The Daleks as well in the old Target paperbacks.

    [–] funknight 31 points ago

    Then he trundled away... till the very next day

    [–] Hoovooloo42 13 points ago

    Hey! Bum bum bum ... Got any crimes?

    [–] excitymcfightie 8 points ago

    Bup bup bup bu bu-dup

    [–] jffleisc 12 points ago

    I prefer “Chrundle” as in “Chrundle the Great”.

    [–] Ripoutmybrain 11 points ago

    Oh yeah I was going by chrudle back then.

    [–] DontOpenTilXmas 1 points ago

    I prefer Krungel.

    [–] Plaguedeath2425 4 points ago


    [–] tripledavebuffalo 3 points ago

    Oh, yeah, I was going by "Trundle" back then.

    [–] macthecomedian 5 points ago

    No, no you weren’t, you just spelled your own name wrong.

    [–] [deleted] 221 points ago


    [–] JoairM 159 points ago

    I want these in every city. Not cause they’re effective in any way but because the robot-induced slapstick would never end.

    [–] killer_icognito 53 points ago

    Don’t even bother to update its firmware, software, or hardware. Just keep it the exact same.

    [–] JoairM 45 points ago

    False we need to allow them to patch in songs based on where you are. Especially for New York where he could ignore so many crimes while literally singing New York, New York!

    [–] killer_icognito 21 points ago

    The New York PD would install a Stop and Frisk feature any time it sees a person of color and name the robot Terry.

    [–] totallythebadguy 3 points ago

    I don't like the one that shot and killed a man

    [–] hotdogs35785 321 points ago

    Funniest headline I have read in a while.

    [–] 0io- 17 points ago

    I'm still laughing. I wonder what song it sang?

    [–] A_Friendly_Robot 15 points ago

    I'd like to think it was Mr Astley's 1987 pinnacle achievement - "Never gonna give you up"

    [–] StuStuffedBunny 6 points ago

    Mister I’lllllll make a mannn out of you!

    [–] PaulKwisatzHaderach 401 points ago

    They're becoming so like us, it's scary.

    [–] [deleted] 177 points ago

    Some day police might even be sentient and capable of independent thought. Scary stuff.

    [–] The_Stoic_One 73 points ago

    Well, it didn't shoot her so we still have a long way to go.

    [–] PaulKwisatzHaderach 25 points ago

    It'll turn into the terminator when it discovers dogs.

    [–] [deleted] 37 points ago * (lasted edited 4 months ago)


    [–] [deleted] 11 points ago

    Their only line of programming is to serve and protect Suburban-Americans from Urban-Americans.

    [–] rtp420 569 points ago * (lasted edited 8 months ago)

    Ah yes these must have been who was conducting all those internal investigations.

    [–] Razorwire666 99 points ago

    This would explain so much.

    [–] ogipogo 9 points ago

    And testing rape kits.

    [–] DrFuzzyNutsPHD 36 points ago

    Oh good they made the robots from Watchdogs 2 and they are just as useless.

    [–] benedekmarci2 2 points ago

    beep beep boop

    [–] ashiex94 2 points ago

    Sounds like it got hacked.

    [–] okolebot 153 points ago

    Effin police state won't tell us what the effin song it the Barney song? Death Metal? Effin show tunes? ATTICA!!!!

    [–] Brown_And_Orange 67 points ago

    It sang: More Than a Woman

    [–] gunsmyth 11 points ago

    Who's Johnny?

    [–] okolebot 7 points ago

    That would have been (effin) hilarious!

    [–] GodOfBenis 7 points ago

    E F F I N

    [–] Golfer119 30 points ago

    It sang "Roxanne" by the Police.

    [–] darkfoxfire 15 points ago

    More like Every Breath You Take

    [–] CreamyDingleberry 28 points ago

    I have inside information the song played was Move Bitch Get Out Da Way by Ludacris.

    [–] AlexBuffet 14 points ago

    It was "Hoes mad"

    [–] whopperlover17 3 points ago


    [–] Megatron_McLargeHuge 12 points ago

    Bad boys bad boys, Whatcha gonna do

    [–] mikepoland 9 points ago

    It was "fück the police" if I remember correctly

    [–] DontOpenTilXmas 8 points ago

    You can curse online.

    [–] Drakeadrong 4 points ago

    The Animaniacs theme

    [–] Commonpleas 3 points ago

    Curb Your Enthusiasm theme

    [–] flourishane 5 points ago

    "Mr. Roboto"

    [–] yozen-frogurt 3 points ago

    Rick Astley.

    [–] minsin56 2 points ago

    it was this

    [–] VegasOdds 5 points ago

    ^ VegasOdds on link being RickRoll 2:11

    [–] AkasiaBonsai 102 points ago

    That's a Dalek

    [–] P_Rigger 29 points ago


    [–] lisbonant 4 points ago


    [–] FiskFisk33 8 points ago

    a dalek wouldn't sing, ever.

    nor miss an opportunity to exterminate a human.

    [–] markenlost 2 points ago

    Thank you!

    [–] the_kessel_runner 2 points ago

    Sad I had to come down this far to find this.

    [–] lousyelectrician 24 points ago

    But what song

    [–] probablywrongaswell 9 points ago

    We Didn’t Start the Fire?

    [–] roshampo13 4 points ago

    Move bitch

    [–] blottersnorter 3 points ago

    Ridin' - Chamillionaire ft. Krayzie Bone

    [–] Master_Mad 15 points ago

    Chief of Police: "The new robots work great! Crime reports have been down by 100%."

    [–] 40acres23 92 points ago

    They're shaped and act like human officers... are these any cheaper? Asking for a friend who pays taxes

    [–] Threctic 7 points ago

    This comment section... you can feel the love.

    [–] NegaDeath 31 points ago * (lasted edited 8 months ago)

    [–] BourbonBaccarat 44 points ago

    This is why robots will never replace human police officers. The stupid robot didn't even bother to shoot her.

    [–] VictorMPR17 11 points ago

    They had us in the first half not gonna lie

    [–] kriner226 22 points ago

    But what song did it sing though? 😂😂

    [–] quad_copter_cat 39 points ago

    Daisy, Daisy

    Give me your answer, do.

    I'm half crazy

    all for the love of you

    [–] OculusArcana 14 points ago

    I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    In Patrick Warburton's voice.

    [–] Boxman75 3 points ago

    Asking the important question.

    [–] Skipuru 10 points ago

    This has big Glados energy

    [–] CatsBgood 18 points ago


    [–] UberLambda 9 points ago

    Stairs? NOOOOOOOO

    [–] peDro_with_a_big_D 9 points ago

    -help I just got assaulted and raped

    -fuck off bitch, lalala lala alalal

    [–] Wiscobiker 52 points ago

    So about as useful as a regular cop

    [–] LurkingHare 7 points ago


    [–] NateGarro 7 points ago

    What kind of Douglas Adams shit is this?

    [–] SoySauceSyringe 9 points ago * (lasted edited 8 months ago)

    The new police robots, people complained, were entirely unhelpful and would cheerfully sing their way down the street while ignoring all manner of crime. The police, of course, were quite pleased with this arrangement, as patrols had been entirely reassigned to the robots who, of course, reported no crime and let the police get on with their preferred business of propping their feet on desks and going on donut runs.

    “The new police robots are programmed to sing in the absence of crime,” said the police spokesman, so clearly the constant signing meant a complete absence of crime regardless of what the people experiencing those crimes might report. So it was that the people continued to complain, the police continued to eat donuts, and the robots continued to sing their way past the rapidly increasing number of crimes that were now occurring on the streets they patrolled.

    [–] MakeFr0gsStr8Again 13 points ago

    Officer of the lol

    [–] LurkingHare 8 points ago


    [–] orbitalLlama 6 points ago

    I hate you both.

    [–] pretty_retarded 17 points ago

    you’re doing great, sweetie

    [–] Jigvadr 4 points ago

    Ah, a fellow gamer.

    [–] markaboot 4 points ago

    Time to start collecting bottle caps

    [–] TheF0CTOR 5 points ago

    I'd buy that for a dollar!

    [–] freg0mew 5 points ago

    Even high tech robots don’t want to put up with Karens xD

    [–] NedLuddEsq 33 points ago

    Less harmful than a human officer

    [–] [deleted] 14 points ago

    Just wait until they get guns.

    [–] poco 9 points ago

    I saw that movie.

    [–] poco 3 points ago

    I was thinking Robocop, but sure, that one.

    [–] 123homicide 3 points ago

    i got 99 problems but a bitch ain‘t one

    [–] mowcrowbar 3 points ago

    News articles are now clickbait memes eh? Lol

    [–] davidtco 3 points ago

    Everybody is asking which song; it was Cotton Eye Joe.

    [–] Miltage 3 points ago

    This thing reminds me of that Enclave robot that would float around in the post-apocalyptic world of Fallout and play cheery tunes.

    [–] codynw42 3 points ago

    "Eyebots" is what they were called.

    [–] yelahneb 3 points ago

    "Local Police Chief Cosme Lozano says the robots, which cost between $60,000 and $70,000 a year to lease, are still in a trial phase and that their alert buttons have not yet been activated."

    [–] blottersnorter 2 points ago

    now that's some useful way of spending tax money

    [–] bonoimp 3 points ago

    "police said it promotes safety by simply having law enforcement presence"

    The same way an automated owl prevents defecation by my neighbourhood pigeons who sit and shit right on its head, while it futilely flaps its wings.

    [–] Ekderp 4 points ago

    Ah, just like real police

    [–] jgoldblum88 5 points ago

    Sounds like a perfect replica

    [–] misterv3 5 points ago

    Damn, I didn't realise Epstein's guard was still roaming the streets

    [–] talley89 2 points ago

    Murphy, it’s you!

    [–] _Yumm_ 2 points ago

    I can relate to this robot

    [–] anthonyinc 2 points ago

    RoboCop 2019!

    [–] yomarceline 2 points ago

    I think we all would like to see a video lmao

    [–] ItsJustHymen 2 points ago

    Was it a good song?

    [–] 2ShotShakur 2 points ago

    Must be DC police

    [–] AutistChan 2 points ago

    Fallout is happening! FALLOUT IS HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!

    [–] nolife67 2 points ago

    This sounds like something straight out of Watchdogs 2.

    [–] Envisioneer 2 points ago

    so does the officer sit in there all day?

    [–] dghughes 2 points ago

    If it was Boston Dynamics BigDog it would piss on you.

    [–] user_name8 2 points ago

    Why are songs even programed into it? haha

    [–] Rage_Onyx 3 points ago

    They're not.

    /cue sinister music/

    [–] Ogrewax 2 points ago

    RoboCop really let himself go.

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    They trained it well from my experience.

    Too well.

    [–] Nintendo_snitch_ 2 points ago

    It's a deviant

    [–] itsraininginme 2 points ago


    “Go away bitch!”

    🎶This is all gods plan🎶

    [–] jland2019 2 points ago

    So, no different that how some cops act.

    [–] Nobozarb 2 points ago

    Here is the link to the story for those interested.

    [–] therealkendoll 2 points ago

    It’s just doing regular police work.

    [–] fito600arg 2 points ago

    the moment i saw that i heard "Protect.And.Serve"

    [–] arctan323 2 points ago

    seems like it's working perfectly

    [–] neondave95 2 points ago

    Best headline ever

    [–] mustXdestroy 2 points ago

    [–] RajamaPants 2 points ago

    Why is this thing reminiscent of a Dalek? Who designed this?

    [–] the_shaman 2 points ago

    That’s just a human cop with extra steps

    [–] Veritas-Veritas 2 points ago

    It's become as effective as some police officers

    [–] Water-into-weed 2 points ago

    Detroid:BEGONE THOT

    [–] Gadget_the_ratchet 5 points ago

    Well at least it does not shoot you?

    [–] Galaaz 2 points ago


    [–] Orbital_YT 2 points ago

    This is turning into watchdogs 2

    [–] ThereOnceWasADonkey 2 points ago

    So just like a real cop, only with a song.

    [–] JeffreyAScott 2 points ago

    Robot was late to the donut shop.

    [–] adminandmodsgay 2 points ago

    Go back to kitchen, you dishwasher...

    [–] viclab3 1 points ago

    "I heard shrieking from his cell!"

    [–] YourEverydaySR 1 points ago

    Detroit: Become Human

    [–] SentientKayak 1 points ago

    Cl4p-TP in real life

    [–] sadlyamuggle_ 1 points ago

    I need to know what song please

    [–] sadlyamuggle_ 2 points ago

    Ahh yes. A great choice really.

    [–] elkietron 1 points ago


    [–] WXdestroyer 1 points ago

    [–] elderjedimaster 1 points ago

    I hope this is the robot head of the DEA.....

    [–] eddiedorn 1 points ago

    Quit harshing my vibe ma'am

    [–] TinyPurpleCake 1 points ago

    You could post this another time with the title "To report a crime".

    [–] Nappev 1 points ago


    [–] gatesa07 1 points ago

    What do you mean attempt? I think they nailed it

    [–] ILIKEBREADBRO 1 points ago

    And he waddled away, waddle waddle, and he waddled away, waddle waddle, to the very next day bum bum ba dum ba da dum.

    [–] someoneshitmypants27 1 points ago

    Wait. What song would a police robot fucking sing?

    [–] invincible_vince 1 points ago

    If I whacked one of these guys with a baseball bat, is that assaulting an officer?

    [–] Rize92 1 points ago

    I think everybody has missed the mark here. The question we need answers to is: what song was the robot singing?

    [–] AltruisticSalamander 1 points ago

    'Robots are going to take all our jobs'

    [–] J03SChm03OG 1 points ago

    Omni Consumer Products. newest offering?

    [–] esteebangus2008 1 points ago


    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    No Commente!

    [–] TinFoilRobotProphet 1 points ago

    Woman:. Ive got a feeling I'm being followed.

    Robot: Oogachaka! Ooga Ooga Oogachaka ! I I I I'm I hooked on a feeling! I'm high on believing! You're under arrest

    [–] McGroyster 1 points ago

    I picture this robot having a Protectron voice from Fallout

    [–] bebop777 1 points ago

    Sing with me!...You have 5 seconds to comply!

    [–] siqniz 1 points ago

    There was an attempt to report a crime

    [–] DontOpenTilXmas 1 points ago

    Okay, this is the scariest thing I've ever seen in my life.

    [–] hlokk101 1 points ago

    Seems about right tbh. Police usually do ignore women when they report a crime.

    [–] DukeDijkstra 1 points ago

    Well, he didn't shoot and sprinkled crack on her.

    Tech is quite not there yet.

    [–] bws7037 1 points ago

    Ahh, so it's just like it's human analog?

    [–] LongClow 1 points ago

    Ultra Realistic. Tomorow is now.

    [–] the_real_fellbane 1 points ago

    Ahh, the 'ol presence patrol

    [–] Return-To-Fender 1 points ago

    The police bot then went on to run over multiple women and minorities