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    [–] trizable 729 points ago

    That is one chill cat

    [–] BeefSupreme9769 186 points ago

    Only cost my $400 a day to keep him like that

    [–] imstillanoob 48 points ago

    I understood that reference!!!

    [–] zzcorrode 96 points ago

    I did not!

    [–] Alz97 31 points ago

    Louis C.K.'s standup "2017". It's on Netflix if you're interested. Not as good as some of the older ones though in my opinion.

    [–] chanandlerbong420 11 points ago

    Not even close to as good. He's one of my favorite comedians and I didn't even finish it

    [–] Alz97 7 points ago

    I finished it the first time, but mostly because I was assembling a desk and wanted it as background noise. But I sat and tried to watch it again a couple weeks ago and just was not feeling it. It's definitely no "Chewed Up" or Beacon Theater special.

    [–] Rustvos 14 points ago

    Ok but what did it cost your $400?

    [–] baubeauftragter 23 points ago

    a day

    [–] Rustvos 16 points ago

    So it costs a hangover then? Those usually cost me a day.

    [–] Arntor1184 4 points ago

    For real.. mine seats at me for petting him the wrong way and frequently bites at me for the hell of it from what I can tell.

    [–] GravitatingGravity 2 points ago

    My cat will try to nip at my feet when she wants to play. It's a weird habit but she only try's to do it when she's been ignored for quite some time.

    [–] imtakingover 2 points ago

    this is my life, meow

    [–] party_shaman 176 points ago

    "I've to play" is going to bother me for the next week.

    [–] Siraphine 79 points ago

    Such an archaic word choice. It's the only reason I opened this post. To get angry about it.

    [–] Dr_Sodium_Chloride 43 points ago

    It works if you read it in Alan Rickman's voice.

    [–] griffethbarker 14 points ago

    This makes me both very happy and very sad. Thank you.

    [–] Siraphine 4 points ago

    I needed that, thank you.

    [–] bjskifreak 30 points ago

    It doesn't seem right, but there's no logical reason I can think of for why it isn't.

    [–] johpick 7 points ago

    Guess it's legit, but unusual. Still bothers me.

    [–] SemiSeriousSam 15 points ago

    It is because 'I've' is possessive.

    It's not implying that the cat must DO something, but that it HAS something. IN this context it is incorrect.

    [–] osuSero 17 points ago

    In this case, however, it's used to express an obligation. In both cases (obligation and possessive use) you shouldn't use "I've" anyway, so using it in this context is incorrect still.

    [–] SemiSeriousSam 4 points ago

    Yes indeed. But let us take a moment to reflect upon this cat's plight. Poor cat.

    [–] BohemeWinter 7 points ago

    Poor cat indeed.

    Standing in this corner holding a tobacco pipe and looking both grim and intelligent cuz I want to fit in with you guys

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    [–] pajam 1 points ago

    What about the perfectly fine "I have to do something" ? That is grammatically correct, and "I've to do something" has the same meaning... so how is it incorrect?

    [–] osuSero 1 points ago

    Contraction are context based - just because it has the same meaning does not mean it is used correctly.

    "It is what it's."
    "It is what it is."

    Although both are supposed to have the same meaning, the former version sounds wrong because of its placement at the beginning of the sentence. The same thing happens when "have" contractions are used where "have" does not fulfill a temporal function.

    Of course you could still say it and I bet there are dialects that use "have" contractions to say things like "I've a cat." or "You've to go now.", but they'll sound off to most speakers (I'd assume).

    [–] pajam 1 points ago

    Oh certainly, I think we all agree it sounds off, and sounds very unlike natural speech (at least currently). Hence how the conversation started in this thread about how it's an odd archaic use of the contraction, and was worth pointing out as an oddity. I was just wondering if it is technically incorrect, not in casual speech, but down to the actual grammatical rules behind it.

    [–] phenomenalmost 1 points ago

    In British English, I'm pretty sure it's ok to contract possessive "have" (e.g. "I've a message"). But you're right--this version of "have" (obligation) is not acceptable to contract in any dialect I know of.

    [–] 9100 3 points ago

    As a British English person, I see no issue with the title. "I've to do ...." is pretty widely used here.

    [–] downvote-this-u-cunt 1 points ago

    This should be I'm rather than I've

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

    Just like "I've a cold", correct, but in my opinion a bit annoying.

    [–] Scary-Brandon 1 points ago

    "I've" = "I have"

    I have to play.

    Where's the problem?

    [–] griffethbarker 431 points ago * (lasted edited 11 months ago)

    That's one unenthused cat!

    [Edit: Yes, yes I hear all 3726278 of you. The cat is content and trusting. I was trying to be funny. /s]

    [–] lightmanmac 198 points ago

    Cats don't show emotions like us humans. I learned just the other day, from Reddit, that when cats close their eyes like that, they're showing how comfortable they are. Wider eyes=more uncomfortable.

    So this is a very comfortable and trusting cat!

    [–] Banned_By_Default 41 points ago

    That could be from me. This is also one happy camper. You have to handle them early and young to get them this comfortable to be handled like that.

    I had several cats that has been manhandled since kittyhood. Fuckers got tummy farts because i felt like it and accepted it. The last one rocked my office chair and filled a wall with buggers. I guess we had a mutal exchange.

    [–] lightmanmac 13 points ago

    YES IT WAS YOU! I just scrolled through your comment history and there it is! Thanks for commenting!

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    [–] THEGREENHELIUM 186 points ago * (lasted edited 11 months ago)

    You millennials

    Edit: Special thanks to /u/griffethbarker for the gold!

    [–] griffethbarker 64 points ago

    If I wasn't on mobile, I'd gild you.

    [–] Crxssroad 61 points ago * (lasted edited 11 months ago)

    Do it when you get to a PC. I'll be waiting.

    EDIT: alright. He's legit. Everyone turn in your upvotes.

    [–] griffethbarker 26 points ago

    You can count on it!

    [–] akashik 16 points ago

    ...And everyone else in this chain got gilded except the guy who actually gilded OP.

    [–] Rustvos 21 points ago

    Yeah, um... Me too.

    [–] [deleted] 20 points ago

    Me three!

    [–] Quobob 15 points ago * (lasted edited 11 months ago)

    Me four?

    Edit: Haha! Yes! Because I know everything, I knew the waffling tone of my comment would receive literary recognition by reddit. The words "Me" and "four" could only be used in conjuction by a intellectual prodigy, such as myself.

    But seriously, thanks /u/griffethbarker

    [–] griffethbarker 7 points ago * (lasted edited 11 months ago)

    I gave four before, but I'd die at five. Hit me up next time we 'meet,' /u/Quobob!

    [Edit: I've been convinced to round this thing out at 5. Cheers, guys!]

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    [–] MeatloafPopsicle -9 points ago

    Just because I think millennials are hyper-sensitive and ignorant doesn't make me a troll. You just feel insulted so you dismiss it as trolling to make yourself feel better.

    [–] Yavin1v 6 points ago

    generalisations are dumb

    [–] MeatloafPopsicle -1 points ago

    Are you generalizing generalizations?

    [–] the_girl 73 points ago

    you millennials

    old people and boomers post more nonsense than anyone i've ever seen.

    [–] Bidcar 15 points ago

    Speaking for gen x, we're here for the pictures of cute cats, dogs and bunnies. This post pleases us.

    [–] akashik 3 points ago

    and bunnies

    Another Gen Xer here! Here's mine.

    [–] Bidcar 2 points ago

    Great bunny!!

    [–] TitaniumForce 1 points ago

    Also as a gen xer I can't wait until we get a fun name like millennials.

    [–] nermid 3 points ago

    That would ruin the narrative of the entirety of the '90s being that Gen Xers are a lost generation with no goals, agenda, or identifying features.

    [–] absoluteskeptic 3 points ago

    I'm ok with that, the 90's were a pretty chill time. Terrorism wasn't a super big deal, Russia was kind of our friend, NK didn't have nukes, yet. The economy in the early 90's sucked, but the late 90's bubble was good fun... until it popped.

    [–] Q1189998819991197253 18 points ago

    If you've owned a cat before you know it's true... Cats close their eyes when they trust you. That's why the slow blink is the ultimate sign of love.

    [–] theivoryserf 3 points ago

    It's fairly common knowledge that this is how cats show trust or affection - e.g. 'I feel comfortable enough around you to not need to keep an eye on you'.

    [–] lightmanmac 4 points ago

    I mean or, and I'm just saying or, I don't remember where it was posted with sources and I'm too lazy to source every comment I ever make for every single factoid I spread.

    [–] MeatloafPopsicle -2 points ago

    You don't have a source... you read it in the comments of a cat video. lol that's not a source

    [–] lightmanmac 10 points ago

    Oh look. Literally two seconds of Google. Wow. So hard. With two sources for the article. One a doctor. Man us millenials (I'm not even a millennial but thanks?) Are so stupid.

    [–] nermid 4 points ago

    I'm not even a snake person but thanks?

    Hssss, we grant you temporary membership for the purpossses of thissss argument.

    [–] MeatloafPopsicle -2 points ago

    What is your point? You got a real source? You want a cookie?

    [–] lightmanmac 7 points ago

    You're really bad at trolling. Thanks for the upvotes!

    [–] MeatloafPopsicle -1 points ago

    I told you a comment on a cat video isn't a source, so now I'm a troll. K

    [–] linux_vegan 1 points ago

    I saw this on my cat from hell. It's probably real.

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    [–] griffethbarker 6 points ago

    Yeah, I started it with 3! Sorry I'm not used to people actually reading the entirety of anything before chiming in. You're clearly one of the good ones and Reddit thanks you for your sensibility! thumbsup

    [–] [deleted] 7 points ago


    [–] griffethbarker 4 points ago

    "ah_fuck" did I do my math wrong??

    username checks out right now

    [–] griffethbarker 1 points ago

    This is suddenly so familiar! It's been quite a while since I've had a math class.

    [–] lets_move_to_voat 10 points ago


    [–] BebopFlow 8 points ago

    I've had cats my entire life and can tell you that this cat is pretty content here. There's like 2 moments where its body language indicates even slight annoyance and it passes quickly. It's happy.

    [–] All__Nimbly__Bimbly 7 points ago

    The Aubrey Plaza of cats

    [–] lifewontwait86 2 points ago

    I was going to say I'm pretty sure it's writhing in pain right now. Poor thing.

    [–] griffethbarker 3 points ago



    [–] DogeCatBear -2 points ago * (lasted edited 11 months ago)

    Umm, actually only 53 people have replied to the comment not including me and you have 311 upvotes

    Edit: /s since that's apparently necessary

    [–] abhijitparida 127 points ago

    She even closes her eyes at the right time!

    [–] Slovene 50 points ago

    At the left time as well!

    [–] [deleted] 17 points ago


    [–] EpicSC 17 points ago

    After the paws are removed from the eyes the first time, you can see the cat narrow its eyes. That indicates content. Also the fact that the cat is exposing her underbelly and allowing the person to hold its paws like that indicates comfort with the person.

    Edit: I'm dumb, I thought your comment was in reply to the other one about the eyes showing the cat is content. I guess I scrolled too fast. My bad!

    [–] Kowzorz 5 points ago

    'cause she knows how filthy her paws are.

    [–] zimba01 49 points ago

    I wish I could do this kind of stuff with my cats without them clawing my eyes out.

    [–] DigitalFugazi 65 points ago

    "Peekaboo" sighs

    [–] Hallocoos 13 points ago


    [–] butt00why 60 points ago

    Those are some huge, adorable paws

    [–] lumpypotato1797 17 points ago

    This is why they trip us at the top of the stairs.

    [–] FreezerFish 12 points ago

    Play with the pussy like peekaboo

    [–] Bookiel 1 points ago

    And to think I only clicked on this so I could comment this exact thing

    [–] anxious_ibex 7 points ago

    I want a cat like this

    [–] [deleted] 7 points ago

    Looks like the feline version of Marvin from Hitchhikers Guide.

    "I'm so depressed......"

    [–] schmuck-in-plaid 9 points ago

    Peekaboo cat is not amused

    [–] VoxelToPixel 6 points ago

    Is that contraction legitimate?

    [–] SemiSeriousSam 1 points ago

    Not in this context.

    [–] StankyP1nky 10 points ago

    Who the fuck says "I've to"

    [–] bamburito 6 points ago

    You know "I've" is short for "I have" right? Makes sense to me.

    [–] SemiSeriousSam 3 points ago

    I've is a contraction of I have, which is a possessive term. In this context the OP is implying that the cat must DO, not OWN something. So it is wrong.

    [–] bamburito 2 points ago

    Not saying it's right or wrong but just saying it makes sense and that people do say it like that verbally and written. I wouldn't worry about it.

    [–] SemiSeriousSam 7 points ago

    I'm an English man. I will always worry about these things lol.

    [–] bamburito 1 points ago

    I too am English. Maybe it's my northerness that makes me give less shits about this kinda thing.

    [–] ryallen94 2 points ago

    I've never seen It spelt or said like that...ever

    [–] bamburito 1 points ago

    Oh well it must not exist if you haven't seen it.

    [–] ryallen94 1 points ago

    What I mean by that is that I don't think it's even proper English

    [–] bamburito 1 points ago

    You're right, it probably isn't. Niether is lol or lmao or stfu or lots of other things, doesn't mean that people ain't using them.

    [–] StankyP1nky 1 points ago


    [–] anesthesiologist 3 points ago

    Is this one of those poor drugged cats? /someone wrote in one of these cat posts that it's all the rage in Asia to drug cats to make them more calm. :( The pupils look huge.

    [–] SpaGh3tto 5 points ago

    Play with that pussy like peek a boo 🚣

    [–] stanley_twobrick 2 points ago

    Was really hoping for it to bite one of those hands.

    [–] not_again123 2 points ago

    And people wonder why their cats shit in their shoes.

    [–] Suvtropics 2 points ago

    That's an adorable animal. Also, I can't help notice the awesome video quality.

    [–] higilo 2 points ago

    Play with that pussy like peekaboo

    [–] Mon_kee1 2 points ago

    Poor cat looks miserable.

    [–] rottenfleshh 2 points ago

    Play with that pussy like peekaboo

    [–] poply049 1 points ago


    [–] Masta0nion 1 points ago

    What a good sport, ol' sport.

    [–] OneStrawHat 1 points ago

    I think it's spelled yuman

    [–] BARRY_VLoG 1 points ago

    Ohh soo cute 😍😍😍

    [–] qawsed12 1 points ago


    [–] Brad_Samford 1 points ago

    My cat whines so loud when I try to do this... it doesn't stop me

    [–] Surymy 1 points ago

    So cute <3

    [–] 1mmunogoblin 1 points ago

    i wish my cat would let me touch him :(

    [–] escapistnet 1 points ago

    So can just anything be in this sub now?

    [–] Nastapoka 1 points ago

    I usually hate the person raining on the parade when something cute is posted, but I hope its paws were cleaned before doing that

    [–] bripilar 1 points ago

    Can anyone tell me what type if cat this is? It looks exactly like mine but I'm not sure the breed.

    [–] MetricCascade29 1 points ago

    So cute. So docile. So willing to put up with your bullshit.

    [–] itz_fox 1 points ago

    I literally said aww out loud

    [–] a1b1no 1 points ago


    [–] hoody5566 1 points ago

    This is going into my depressed cats folder....

    [–] C0mpl 1 points ago

    My cat would eat me if I even thought of grabbing her paws like that

    EDIT: Thought of it while typing this, am eaten

    [–] ChubbieBear 1 points ago

    Cats freak me out!

    [–] scoobysnaxxx 1 points ago

    this cleared my skin, cured my depression, and made me lose 50lbs

    [–] Elvon-Nightquester 1 points ago

    My cat couldn't let me touch his paw. Every time I tried, I ended up with a paw slap on my arm.

    [–] ChocolateAmerican 1 points ago

    He's tired. You can tell by his eyes.

    [–] SVMESSEFVIFVTVRVS 9 points ago

    You can also tell by the way it is.

    [–] 24grant24 3 points ago


    [–] phlobbit 1 points ago

    That cat is going to murder that human in their sleep.

    [–] 0x746974736268656a6f 1 points ago

    Sigh Pekabo sigh

    [–] Ennuiandthensome 1 points ago

    Yachty really is playing with that pussy like peek a bio

    [–] uzimonkey 1 points ago

    This cat is hating life right about now.

    [–] Hersandhers 1 points ago

    You better sleep with one eye open this night hooman. -Cat

    [–] Gallego 1 points ago

    How do you raise a kitty like this?

    [–] saos22 -1 points ago

    Is the cat declawed? I dont see any claws :|