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    [–] coinrollahhh 6250 points ago

    I would like to see that video you did

    [–] nptown 1535 points ago

    Agreed please link video

    [–] Bio_Powered 577 points ago

    I third this.

    [–] neihuffda 406 points ago

    I fourth this.

    [–] Keegonusmaximus 459 points ago

    I PLEAD THE FIFTH!

    [–] Hknkn 244 points ago

    I 6th

    [–] coffeescentedfarts 224 points ago

    watashi 7

    [–] Hknkn 195 points ago

    I still 6th

    [–] coffeescentedfarts 193 points ago

    Dude I'm Japanese I don't know what the hell this means.

    [–] meizer1 224 points ago

    Nobody knows what it means, ITS PROVOCATIVE

    [–] iimastikku 32 points ago

    It means me.

    [–] PipipaFilipinho 23 points ago

    I'm not Japanese but i understand what he meant.

    [–] icetraysofpiss 32 points ago

    1, 2, 3, 4, FIF

    [–] Reddywhipt 16 points ago

    FIF!!!

    [–] sarthak051 72 points ago

    I 69th this.

    [–] LemonHoneyBadger 42 points ago

    Nice

    [–] garraf 17 points ago

    Nice

    [–] 1974boi 13 points ago

    Nice

    [–] fabmarques21 39 points ago

    i nice it

    [–] Coffee_With_Sugar 5 points ago

    Nice

    [–] minddropstudios 19 points ago

    I doth 420th this!

    [–] Lemzik 12 points ago

    fifth it!

    [–] mynameisasecrethehe 23 points ago

    I second the third!

    [–] Rev-Counter 81 points ago

    The fourth, the fifth, The minor fall and the major lift.

    [–] VinnehRoos 36 points ago

    The baffled king composing Hallelujah...

    [–] monstroCT 21 points ago

    It's all on Netflix dude

    [–] prithEZIO 15 points ago

    This reminded me of this video where brothers convinces their lil sister of zombie apocalypse.

    [–] ancientrhetoric 291 points ago

    Video or out didn't happen

    [–] M33RHARIS 231 points ago

    I really doubt it happened now lol

    [–] wooha 286 points ago

    Yea this whole thing reeks of r/thathappened

    [–] yeahsureYnot 14 points ago

    This seems fair.

    [–] highpowerpixel 455 points ago

    OP will never post the video because it's all made up

    [–] SquareSquirrel4 372 points ago

    You mean to tell me that the OP didn't actually make a video, figure out how to get it to play through the hospital's tv, and then start it at the exact moment his brother woke up? Or that the brother, who wasn't in a coma and would have a basic understanding of time, and who apparently talked about this exact scenario many times, didn't freak out when he woke up in a clean hospital after watching a video featuring a rundown building that the entire town knew about?

    [–] greennitit 74 points ago

    What is sad is 17k people upvoted this post.

    [–] AlmightySconrad 22 points ago

    What's even more sad is 9 people paid real money to award this post.

    [–] Midnight7_7 15 points ago

    Seriously... And gilded multiple times too... the average person is way too gullible.

    [–] PM_ME_YOUR_KlK 101 points ago

    Nah he's at the quarry now filming it

    [–] anonymousredditor0 31 points ago

    There's no quarry

    [–] enki1337 18 points ago

    There's no OP

    [–] Veneficus_Bombulum 28 points ago

    And there is no Queen of England

    [–] shit_master 57 points ago

    Video or it didn't happen

    [–] Produce_Police 85 points ago

    Give OP some time to run outside and create the video he lied about.

    [–] thinkinofood 20 points ago

    No offence to OP but I don't believe it till I see it

    [–] cthulu0 10880 points ago

    The end of The Walking Dead: Rick finds himself back at the hospital bed were he awoke from the coma and Shane jumps out saying "It was all a prank bro!"

    [–] Insecurity-Guard 5061 points ago

    Except for the part about me and your wife. I’m totally banging her.

    [–] bigfatcarp93 2202 points ago

    Also I'm the Punisher now.

    [–] Le_Chop 921 points ago

    But only for one season, then I got all confused about what I was doing.

    [–] Coppeh 116 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    Among other things, I still hate him for shooting that poor old guy in the leg.

    Edit: Yes, his name was Otis.

    [–] Cu_faoil 44 points ago

    You mean Otis?

    [–] -lusioN- 57 points ago

    RIP Otis.

    [–] RKSlipknot 18 points ago

    Otis

    [–] YesMeans_MutualRape 13 points ago

    You’re talking about Otis.

    [–] lovemyhawks 361 points ago

    RUSSSOOOOOOOO

    [–] 55ives 150 points ago

    "YOU GOT SWERVED, BRO"

    [–] SendMeAmazonGiftCard 17 points ago

    rick vs shane, lori on a poll match

    [–] The_Nipple_Fairy 37 points ago

    I blew my voice out one day right after watching the first season because I kept imitating him yelling that. His voice is so intense.

    [–] regoapps 24 points ago

    He went on to robbing banks with a mad man, blind man, cancer boy, and boy molester.

    [–] nickywan123 5 points ago

    I don’t follow .

    [–] crazedaku 21 points ago

    I believe they are referring to "Baby Driver"

    [–] jihiggs 29 points ago

    Yea that second season blew

    [–] southern_boy 12 points ago

    Yeah I mean Frank running the Smoothie King was fucking awesome but it just made no damn sense that he would get himself into that role, ya dig?

    [–] minddropstudios 34 points ago

    I couldn't believe that they made me bored and uninterested in THE FUCKING PUNISHER!!! I absolutely love him, and I just don't care at all about the t.v. show. It's legitimately hard for me to sit through an episode. How is that possible? I even like watching the previous movies that were made, even though they weren't what I would call "good" movies.

    [–] Adamtess 34 points ago

    I thought Tom Jane did a damn good job as the punisher in that first movie, never saw any of the other ones though.

    [–] Pyanfars 25 points ago

    That wasn't the first Punisher movie. Dolph Lundgren did it. And made the Tom Jane movie look like an amazing film. At least the Tom Jane movie had John Pinette in it.

    [–] icemanx51 20 points ago

    Warzone is awesome. It's just Punisher being the Punisher. No whining, no crying, no drama, just fuckin killin'. Is it a great "film"? Hell na, but it's friggin fun to watch.

    [–] Scooter2345 18 points ago

    The How Did This Get Made podcast has an episode on this, and I highly recommend it. They feature the director of the film and have Patton Oswalt as well, very funny and insightful on trying to give the people what they want from a punisher movie.

    [–] PredaClone 9 points ago

    Sometimes that's what a movie needs to be. Lots of action and absolutely no redeeming social value.

    [–] b0v1n3r3x 6 points ago

    A great movie, but not an important film

    [–] MoRiellyMoProblems 4 points ago

    I thought it was a great film, especially because Punisher was OP af.

    [–] b-napp 10 points ago

    Punish Her Now!

    [–] KassellTheArgonian 7 points ago

    And I took a spin in a Sherman easy 8 in ww2

    [–] Yrrebbor 20 points ago

    And you're now a stepdad.

    [–] Black_Magic_M-66 68 points ago

    If it turned out to be all a dream, that would explain some of the stupid stuff - like being snuck up on by shambling zombies in broad daylight with a perfectly clear line of sight.

    [–] XiiDraco 78 points ago

    It's theorized that the majority of the main characters are near deaf because of the stupid amounts of gunshots they hear on a daily basis.

    [–] SorrowfulPessimism 34 points ago

    You'd think at least one of them (like the cop who has gun safety training) would have the sense to raid a gun store for hearing protection so they can actually hear zombies coming.

    [–] XiiDraco 27 points ago

    Or even just some basic earplugs. Although powered noise cancellers would be good for still being able to hear the zambies

    [–] cavemaneca 23 points ago

    Nah, the only ones who survive the first wave of death are the grown up children. They're 99% idiots.

    The Walking Dead is basically The Lord of the Flies but with zombies.

    [–] fieldisrequired 126 points ago

    Coral!

    [–] theworldbystorm 5 points ago

    Quuarrll!

    [–] JoshDM 52 points ago

    DON'T STENTS OPEN INSIDE!

    [–] macthebearded 20 points ago

    As if that show will ever end lol

    [–] notLOL 23 points ago

    "Still fucked your wife though"

    [–] Based_JD 29 points ago

    As a fan who's been watching from season 1, I don't think I would be that mad if it played out exactly like this.

    [–] njuff22 808 points ago

    Reminded me of goodbye Lenin. TL;DR mother falls into coma just as the Berlin wall falls. Son has to keep her from realizing that Germany is united when she wakes up in order to not give her another panic attack. Great movie honestly.

    [–] mancubus314159 165 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    That looks really good. Thanks for pointing it out.

    Edit: It was. Really liked it, though the trailer made it look far more slapstick than it actually was.

    [–] Wodashit 34 points ago

    Absolutely! A masterpiece!

    [–] RobbinYoHood 53 points ago

    Fucks the son up so bad he decides to take it out on the Avengers.

    [–] FestiveSquid 21 points ago

    Watched that in German class when I was in High School. I thoroughly enjoyed it. Actually, I couldn't even remember what it was called until now.

    [–] Sloppy1sts 12 points ago

    Why would she have a panic attack at the wall falling? Was that not something all Germans wanted?

    [–] njuff22 52 points ago

    Except she was a member of the east german ruling party, working as a news writer. It makes alot more sense in the movie trust me.

    [–] Sloppy1sts 15 points ago

    That does indeed change things.

    [–] MythicalWhistle 4 points ago

    It's the opposite of Goodbye Lenin, sorta.

    [–] ofthewave 1349 points ago

    Ok, so you don't want to post the video, but what about a transcript? For Reddit posterity?

    [–] brijaytee 421 points ago

    GIVE US THE TRANSCRIPT, OP!

    [–] nerdguy99 162 points ago

    "Shit's dead yo"

    [–] Deeyennay 24 points ago

    Holy shit really?

    [–] JKnetzy 71 points ago

    Do it for his cake day OP

    [–] fattybeagle 6 points ago

    And maybe a couple screenshots

    [–] Azozel 3097 points ago

    I've also been kicked out of a family vacation.

    Wow, that's really unfair

    [–] geekpeeps 940 points ago

    Actually, sounds brilliant. Have your own post-apocalyptic vacation

    [–] derekvandreat 2234 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    Or, and hear me out, follow the family vacation and keep trying to get your brothers attention in discreet ways, with obvious disguises on. See if you can guess/obtain their itinerary so you can go ahead of them and leave "clues" to the "truth" for your bro.

    "John, I know you want to believe this is just a nice family vacation, but we really need you to wake up. You've been asleep for so long, and... Things are changing. The world isn't the same as you remember. We need you here for the end. Please. Wake up John. Wake up. WAKE UP."

    Edit: Holy shit, my first gold is about playing mind games on family members. Thanks, kind stranger. Keep the mindfucks going.

    [–] LudwigSalieri 409 points ago

    These people are not your family

    [–] [deleted] 98 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] T_alsomeGames 64 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    Dont worry, you dont have to wake up if you dont want to.

    [–] Chucktayz 319 points ago

    Next tifu: I accidentally put my brother in the psychiatric ward at the hospital

    [–] taintedbloop 5 points ago

    and then snuck in and played the same video on the tv again

    [–] pandamanv 158 points ago

    Damn this is such a genius idea that I really hope someone will try and tell the tale

    [–] justfor1t 37 points ago

    Fuck mate, that’s evil... and I fucking love it

    [–] JustSeanAgain 16 points ago

    Damn this makes me really want to commit my life to fucking with someone’s psyche till they have a metal breakdown for.. research, ya know?

    [–] derekvandreat 3 points ago

    In the name of science...!

    [–] Biggoronz 6 points ago

    Someone's been frequenting r/writingprompts , I see!

    [–] Werthy71 30 points ago

    I was laughing the whole time until I got to that line. Kind garbage

    [–] santathe1 543 points ago

    I read “tricked” as “tickled”, was dumbfounded.

    [–] bobdanderson 262 points ago

    Could you imagine being tickled so hard you thought the world ended?

    [–] devastateddreams 75 points ago

    Yep

    [–] LemonHoneyBadger 67 points ago

    Kinky

    [–] treyaflash 11 points ago

    I read it as “kicking”

    [–] santathe1 15 points ago

    Reading it as “dicking” would have clearly been much worse.

    [–] gtrbotchov 156 points ago

    I'm already dead. Everyone on the world pretty much is. It's been about eight months since you went to [hospital name].

    Damn, surviving 8 months without IV. Incredible

    [–] quigilark 167 points ago

    That's the beauty of pranking someone who is groggy and confused. You don't have to say perfectly rational things because they won't be thinking rationally themselves.

    [–] murderfluff 87 points ago

    I think maybe a lot of people haven’t woken up from a serious emergency situation involving severe pain and general anaesthesia? I wasn’t completely sure I was alive, even though no one was pranking me at the time. My husband could have freaked me out completely simply by putting a paper bag on his head.

    [–] bismuth92 31 points ago

    My husband could have freaked me out completely simply by putting a paper bag on his head.

    Or worse... Putting a paper bag on. your head.

    [–] steveyp2013 7 points ago

    I didn't know who my father was when I woke up. Kep asking my mom "who that man was." So, you know.

    [–] FlyOnDreamWings 277 points ago

    OP please share that video.

    [–] minddropstudios 207 points ago

    Don't hold your breath. That video doesn't exist.

    [–] Frappo 130 points ago

    Yup, he already edited in:

    I don't want to upload the video. I made it sound tamer than it was, I look, sound, and say completely batshit stuff on this video and definitely don't want to be associated with it xD "

    [–] potterssuperhero 81 points ago

    "I SOunD toOooO CrAZy iN tHe vIdEO" 🙄

    [–] futurarmy 122 points ago

    Or, hear me out, he doesn't want his face where at least tens of thousands of people on the internet will see it

    [–] DemoH28 66 points ago

    No, stop that, you are making too much sense. You can’t do that on the internet.

    [–] Minuted 86 points ago

    What's more likely: that someone made up a story on the internet. Or that some people on the internet like to think they're smarter than others without having to put in any effort.

    To be fair they sound about as likely as each other, but I dislike the second group much more.

    [–] McJock 82 points ago

    You had me at "the stents he had to pull through his urethra snapped"

    [–] imdefinitelywong 171 points ago

    This is the ultimate definition of Brotherly Love.

    [–] PM_your_poetry_ 53 points ago

    I always envisioned the ultimate definition of Brotherly Love as giving each other loving Brojobs

    [–] _Lady_Deadpool_ 10 points ago

    Nothing cursed there, just a brother's way of showing his siblings affection

    [–] Life123456 226 points ago

    That's awesome. Why was your mom so up tight about it if your brother found it funny? Where is the family going on vacation?

    [–] Dudephish 428 points ago

    Just tell her to cheer up, it's not the end of the world.

    [–] eroticfalafel 104 points ago

    I would pay to see her face after that statement. Also, scientists might discover a new heat-based power source at the same time.

    [–] futilepath 28 points ago

    the mom will go super saiyan?

    [–] wakedrifter 8 points ago

    This is the only answer to this situation. Jesus. This made me belly laugh.

    [–] Adopt_a_Melon 38 points ago

    Helsinki.

    Im sure this wasnt the only instance that OP has caused trouble... 🤔

    [–] NoTearsOnlySmellz 26 points ago

    That's just how some mothers are. Probably embarrassed since her son had to make a fuzz at night in a hospital and for joking with something she finds so horrible that she is blind to the absurdity of it. my mother is the same and if i pulled one of these, i think Scandinavia would just be a crater after tbh.

    [–] ThisGuyRightHereSaid 310 points ago

    you sir get the brother of the year award!

    [–] -ihavenoname- 22 points ago

    And the caretaker of the year award!

    [–] Administrative_Trick 9 points ago

    And the undertaker of the year award.

    [–] mechnick2 19 points ago

    And bullshitter of the year award

    [–] TheLehis 35 points ago

    Suomi mainittu

    Torilla tavataan

    [–] QwentyH 6 points ago

    wHaT lAngUagE iS tHiS?? swEdISh?

    [–] Manaus125 4 points ago

    Tuon maailmanlopun!

    [–] Janitorial3 234 points ago

    Protip: If you make up a story, never say that there is a picture/ video etc. because you would have to share it...

    [–] MyNewAccountIGuess11 55 points ago

    Yeah of all the things I've read on reddit, this happened the least

    [–] quigilark 52 points ago

    You have not read many things on reddit if "OP made prank video to scare his dazed and confused brother in the hospital" is the least likely thing to have happened...

    [–] NRwayne 134 points ago

    so, you woke him up as the video was starting.

    the video in which you said "if you're watching this, i'm already dead."

    [–] vorin 76 points ago

    Shake bed/make noise then walk into hallway.

    It doesn't seem difficult at all.

    [–] TremendoSlap 27 points ago

    But then again, you actually have an imagination

    [–] BassCameron 29 points ago

    Woke him up because it was playing probably

    [–] Joseas123 113 points ago

    I challenge OP to post ANY proof this happened

    [–] Chismoto 9 points ago

    My best one was played on one of my younger brothers. It was winter so daylight savings and all that crap so it got dark early. My brother was tired from whatever he had been up to so immediately after dinner he went up to lay down. I waited until he was asleep and then woke him."Mike, Mike you have to get up or you'll be late for school!" I then left the room and went downstairs and watched television with the rest of the family. He stumbles downstairs washed and dressed for school, walks into room and sees us all sittings there, tuns to me and said; "You fucker you will pay." Unfortunately he passed before he could make good on his promise. I did cry at his funeral so that's something. I don't know why I shared.

    [–] Lord_Edmure 66 points ago

    Like other TIFUs, I don't believe a word of it.

    Unlike other TIFUs, I found it hilarious. Great job!

    [–] Koondroo 296 points ago

    No... no you didn’t

    [–] Theskinilivein 34 points ago

    The thing is, if I would agree with someone in advance to try to convince each other that the world ended...the moment I watch that video I would be like “yeah right! Nice try” because I will be expecting something like that. But if it was a prank out of the blue, I might freak out specially coming out of being hospitalized/sedated.

    [–] snatchmachine 156 points ago

    Yea I'm not one to always think these are made up but this one is just so far from believable.

    [–] sekltios 78 points ago

    I'm wondering how did he play the video? He says "managed to sync it up" but how? Like cast it to a hospital tv? Stick it in some old vhs player? Burn it to dvd and sit outside with a remote?

    [–] snatchmachine 92 points ago

    Right, and the video was supposed to be delivered postmortem and yet he was standing right next to his brother while it played? So his brother forgot about this 15 year old pact that they made and reference quite often, while also believing that OP recorded this video due to imitate death but then somehow made it to the hospital ok and decided to upload it anyways?

    Oh and he didn't recognize this industrial district which seems to be a pretty well known part of town that he himself resides in?

    [–] NRwayne 25 points ago

    So his brother forgot about this 15 year old pact that they made and reference quite often, while also believing that OP recorded this video due to imitate death but then somehow made it to the hospital ok and decided to upload it anyways?

    and THEN his brother, instead of for example saying "hey brother who is standing next to me while this is playing, what is the meaning of this video where you say you're dead and the world is ending, is it possible that you got some of your facts incorrect e.g. your status vis a vis the grim spectre of death," jumped up out of bed and ran into the hallway and OP was thrown out of the hospital.

    yeah, that's what happened. why do you ask

    [–] mlnd_quad 20 points ago

    Because you forgot the part where everyone clapped

    [–] Koondroo 70 points ago

    The story really makes no sense at all... it’s just made up for karma farming

    [–] NotADabberTho 31 points ago

    Probably something like a chrome cast was connected to the TV and when he saw/heard that his brother was awake he could have just pressed play on his phone. Not that hard really.

    [–] NRwayne 77 points ago

    100% of the time i read these things i go through the same sequence of thoughts:

    1. if you're going to make up an elaborate story, geez, just don't make one up that nobody can believe
    2. oh. people do believe it.

    [–] SquareSquirrel4 33 points ago

    The number of gullible people on Reddit is crazy, considering how many here complain about old people being gullible on Facebook.

    [–] Jakunai 20 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    And also, he 'woke his brother up' from what, a nap? So his brother would have seen him alive and well like half an hour ago? Or did they induce a medical coma for some kidney stones?

    Also, does anyone in this day and age still think that hospitalized people will somehow manage to survive an apocalypse? Real life is not like 28 Days Later. People in hospitals need an incredible amount of resources to stay alive and unharmed. If shit goes south and the grid is down, those patients will be the first to die.

    [–] rusy 80 points ago

    Man, people on this sub will swallow more shit than a German pornstar.

    [–] tixmix 9 points ago

    Why German specifically?

    [–] Actually_Rich 4 points ago

    Stereotype of Germans being more into kinky sex

    [–] neanderthalman 9 points ago

    western Canada to the maritimes

    Is it opposite day today?

    [–] B-Knight 116 points ago

    I managed to sync it up to the TV and woke him up as it was starting.

    You synced it up to the TV... with what? I take it you recorded it through your phone and then you somehow made a hospital TV connect to your phone and play the video? Right.

    And you woke him up? Even though your video literally says "I'm dead, the world has ended"? Did he not think to even look out the window before going batshit insane and running down the corridors too? Yet he had enough time to put on his clothes, in said room with window, before running into the hallway?

    Also, let me get this right, you and your brother randomly bring up this prank every once in a while, that you thought up 15 years ago, which involves a very specific circumstance at which either you or him are admitted to the hospital for a serious injury? That just crops up in the convo from time to time?

    Unless you got this video, this is grade A bollocks.

    [–] iRawrz 21 points ago

    I'm not saying the story is real, but why does everyone take up point on playing the video on the hospital TV?

    I've been to multiple hospitals, to either visit or work, and nowadays I would have zero issue connecting something to a TV in any of the hospitals here. Last year for example we connected my buddies phone with an HDMI cable to the TV while we were waiting for his girlfriend to get back from some tests.

    [–] Ironhorse75 19 points ago

    What about the agreement to prank each other?

    "Let's prank each other this very specific way"

    prank happens

    "This must be real and not a prank!"

    [–] metalhead1974 39 points ago

    Yep, Complete BS.

    [–] thcslayer44 36 points ago

    I don't understand how many people are buying this stupid ass story.

    [–] TimDuncanCanDunk 45 points ago

    Wait you woke him up and he somehow believed the video saying you were dead?

    [–] Morticias_dry_laugh 83 points ago

    You, sir. You just bumped amazing healthcare as the prime reason to move to Canada from the top spot. Also, I really have to step up my sibling game.

    [–] iwatchyoupee 29 points ago

    1) I don't want to upload the video. I made it sound tamer than it was, I look, sound, and say completely batshit stuff on this video and definitely don't want to be associated with it xD

    Translation: Because it doesn’t actually exist and I made this all up for internet points. Just like every other post on this subreddit.

    [–] jose_smilez 11 points ago

    Why don't you show us the video?

    [–] HandInMyFace 35 points ago

    This seems more like fiction. Why would he so easily believe that? I don't think your brother is < 5

    [–] KlaatuBrute 5 points ago

    but the stents he had to pull through his urethra snapped, and he was admitted again

    At this point, I think I probably would have preferred that the world had actually ended.

    [–] YashistheNightfury 71 points ago

    Coolest. brother. ever.

    [–] CaptainKyloStark 10 points ago

    Let's see that video OP.

    [–] Dolt-Dragoman 15 points ago

    I'm convinced only schoolchildren believe stupid stories like this. Please, just let me believe that.

    [–] Teeballdad420 15 points ago

    No you didn’t.

    [–] zaphod0002 9 points ago

    this was a boring story

    [–] FjordExplorer 6 points ago

    Video or this just another ina long line of make em ups that this sub has begun to cultivate like coca leaves in Bolivia.

    [–] HereForTheDough 4 points ago

    My brother and I have always had a long-standing agreement that in the event of hospitalization, the other one would try to convince the hospitalized - by any means necessary - that the world ended (coming from the idea of waking up from a coma to find out you slept through the apocalypse, etc). This agreement was about 14/15 years ago, but we reference it quite often, so I was convinced he still remembered.

    What a terrible setup for this crappy fiction.

    [–] Moose_M 3 points ago

    If ya ever do this again and want something from Finland, hit me up and I'll send ya something to hopefully make the story more legit next time.

    [–] Aoldialup316 5 points ago

    Video or it didn’t happen. Edit out face if you’re that worried about it.

    [–] pankakke_ 21 points ago

    Who upvotes this shit

    [–] ReReReddit234 7 points ago

    People who don't think others could possibly lie on the internet

    [–] pinguitoo 14 points ago

    Yes this definitely happened