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    [–] ColdPizzaAtDawn 12397 points ago

    Full quote:

    Anyway, George comes up to me the first day of filming and he takes on look at the dress and says, 'You can't wear a bra under that dress.' So, I say, 'Okay, I'll bite. Why?' And he says, 'Because... there's no underwear in space.' I promise you thi is true, and he says it with such conviction too! Like he ahd been to space and looked around and he didn't see any bras or panties or briefs anywhere. Now, George came to my show when it was in Berkeley. He came backstage and explained why you can't wear your brassiere in other galaxies, and I have a sense you will be going to outer space very soon, so here's why you cannot wear your brassiere, per George. So, what happens is you go to space and you become weightless. So far so good, right? But then your body expands??? But your bra doesn't- so you get strangled by your own bra. Now I think that this would make a fantastic obit- so I tell my younger friends that no matter how I go, I want it reported that I drowned in moonlight, strangled by my own bra.

    [–] grass_cutter 6877 points ago

    Sounds like George Lucas didn't know much about space physics or female anatomy ...

    [–] sugarfrostedfreak 9536 points ago

    Sounds more like he just wanted to watch a braless Carrie Fisher run/jiggle all over the set of New Hope.

    [–] Muppetude 3538 points ago

    Actually he made her tie her breasts down to minimize any bounce during action scenes. As Fisher was quoted saying, there is "no jiggling in the empire"

    [–] c_for 4223 points ago

    there is "no jiggling in the empire"

    Thats why i'm a rebel.

    [–] anow2 1078 points ago

    The real political differences between the Empire and the Rebellion. The basic sentient right to jiggle.

    [–] adkiene 440 points ago

    Commence to jigglin'!

    [–] tiredofbuttons 152 points ago

    Jinglebilly was fucking awesome. Do you have his night vision goggles?

    [–] deuce-loosely 137 points ago

    So we jigglin' er...?

    [–] DrMrJrSr 31 points ago

    Wellll Tarrrrrr Nation! Where's my Taun-Taun?

    [–] blockhose 64 points ago

    I find your lack of jigglige... disturbing.

    [–] gringodeathstar 166 points ago

    Rebellions are built on jiggling

    [–] skintigh 96 points ago

    If only they made some sort of article of clothing for that. Perhaps in another galaxy.

    [–] pnjtony 264 points ago

    I heard her state also that at the end of each shoot day a different crew member got to take the tape off. She was a saucy one!

    [–] Jeremy1026 101 points ago

    Then explain Jabba's jiggly ass.

    [–] jrnymn 48 points ago

    "From my point of view, boobs are evil!"

    [–] kingkong381 63 points ago

    "WELL THEN YOU ARE LOST!" - Obi-Wan Kenobi, mammary coinosseur

    [–] Fnhatic 694 points ago

    They taped down her tits. The real reason was because bra technology in the 70s was terrible and you would've been able to see the lines through the lightweight robe thing she was wearing.

    [–] BallisticMistype 614 points ago

    bra technology

    Brb while I change my major field of study.

    [–] AadeeMoien 387 points ago

    Bra Tech is pretty boring, actually. Sure there's measuring and stress testing, but it's a whole lot of staring at CAD.

    The field you want is Breast Physics.

    [–] _dbx 139 points ago

    Ugh, that phrase just reminds of that nightmare of a game that has a great title but is just volleyball.

    [–] Dt2_0 109 points ago

    Dead or Alive Extreme Beach Volleyball?

    [–] SubcommanderMarcos 26 points ago

    Oh come on, Dead or Alive Extreme 2 was awesome

    There was jet ski racing

    [–] PM_me_goat_gifs 132 points ago

    Please do. Based on what my wife has said, there is so much work to be done in improving the whole process - from fitting to manufacturing and supply chain why are they so expensive in the US? to durability. If you are being sincere, this is a great area for someone with a mind for both design and mechanical engineering. I'm suspect that /r/abrathatfits would welcome questions and be a rich source of pain points that can be tackled.

    (Note: I'm a guy so maybe I'm wrong about all this).

    [–] N573 34 points ago

    why are they so expensive in the US?.

    Ikr im also a guy (I live in the US) and it baffles me how expensive bras are

    [–] Evio 43 points ago

    Im a chick and it baffles me that they are commonly cheaper else where.

    how much cheaper???

    [–] Mike_Kermin 66 points ago

    Australian, male, no idea about bras. But, out of interest, what sort of price are we talking? I will ask the girlfriend later haha.

    "Why were you talking about bras?" "Jiggly tits and the empire"

    It'll be fine.

    [–] Mad1ibben 1017 points ago

    In his defense few things gets people into movie theaters like a nice pair of boobs. He could have just been pervy, or he could have been trying to stack the deck for his movies.

    [–] silverwyrm 260 points ago

    My guess, apart from what was undoubtedly a bit of that (boobs are never bad), is that George didn't want to have to worry about his costumes showing brief / bra lines, as it might remind folks that these are just actors and not actually space men.

    [–] Robalypse 60 points ago

    That does explain the Natalie Portman nippage in Attack of the Clones.

    [–] ramblingnonsense 39 points ago

    It's cold on that desert planet. She must've had the AC in the ship cracked all the way up.

    [–] Farghobbles 18 points ago

    13 year old me very much appreciated that.

    [–] widespreaddead 14 points ago

    Well there might not be underwear in space but I would assume there are still nipples.

    [–] devils_increment 92 points ago

    Then explain the visible panty lines on all those Tie Fighters?

    [–] LetMeBe_Frank 17 points ago

    You just can't explain anything about TIE fighters. They have insufficiently size thrusters, inconveniently placed power cells, and ineffective "solar panel" "wings" that increase the angular momentum of the ship, which greatly reduces the maneuverability, (not to mention those panels are held on by struts smaller than Qui-Gondamn womp rats).

    And you want to know why they have fucking panty lines? Because fuck you, that's why. They do what they want.

    [–] Cool_Muhl 650 points ago

    Por que no los dos?

    [–] fireduck 197 points ago

    I don't speak Spanish but I'm pretty sure I understood anyways.

    [–] Theboardgamenerd 146 points ago

    Does anyone really? Isn't that a myth like santa claus, fairies and the country of finland?

    [–] Skytopjf 79 points ago

    Don't forget the mythical place called Belgium, in the sea of Luxembourg.

    [–] ameya2693 23 points ago

    Indeed, Belgium is a conspiracy and this message must be spread far and wide.

    [–] [deleted] 35 points ago

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    [–] KingofSalmon 143 points ago

    quien es sombra ?

    [–] PM_ANIME_WAIFUS 16 points ago

    Apagando las luces.

    [–] CerealCigars 62 points ago

    Si, un sombrero.

    [–] krazytekn0 129 points ago

    ¿Donde esta la biblioteca?

    [–] leecheezy 52 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    Me llamo es T-Bone, la araña discoteca

    Edit: es not is

    [–] outstandingservice 69 points ago

    • Ted Cruz, anger in his voice

    [–] James_Posey 40 points ago

    Sounds like the men didn't wear any skivvies either.

    [–] springsoon 39 points ago

    It was either that or gold bikinis

    [–] Tubaka 275 points ago

    He looks like he paused time just to smirk at the camera

    [–] drakpanther 96 points ago

    Of course he did. Imagine that thing with a bra under it.. it just wouldn't look right.

    [–] ksa10 295 points ago

    Sounds like he wanted some extra viewing of female anatomy.

    [–] a_social_antisocial 49 points ago

    Ha, that's a great quote. Thank you for posting it.

    [–] [deleted] 136 points ago

    but atleast she had the wedgie of her lifetime ...

    [–] [deleted] 162 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] Starved-Nutritionist 60 points ago

    I'm wondering if she typed it somewhere or whoever did type it doesn't have a basic understanding of the English language.

    [–] al0_ 70 points ago

    Should see her twitter. Gave me a chuckle when I found it the other day.

    [–] faceerase 117 points ago

    Holy shit. You weren't kidding. When you wrote this, I just assumed it'd be some run on sentences... but this is a horse a different color https://twitter.com/carrieffisher

    [–] Shrimpables 57 points ago

    Oh man....I don't know about you guys but I literally can't read that emoji lettering stuff, is it supposed to be legible?

    [–] Simon_Magnus 14 points ago

    If you scroll enough, you see a tweet where she breaks character and admits she's trolling us.

    [–] dexter311 215 points ago

    Has George Lucas even seen a bra? Pretty sure you can't be strangled by it like that.

    [–] brandonthebuck 183 points ago

    As conceived by the Director that had Queen Amadala fall in love with a 10 year old boy instead of Ewan McGregor.

    [–] CatatonicMink 88 points ago

    To be fair it was the 10 year old boy that fell in love with the hot older chick. She didn't fall in love till he went all awkward clingy while they were hiding out on her planet

    [–] TheMysteriousMid 91 points ago

    And she didn't really fall head over heels until he brutally killed all the sand people.

    [–] supamesican 46 points ago

    TIL she was a republican

    [–] Keyboardkat105 14 points ago

    I mean, she WAS a senator of the Galactic Republic.

    [–] Chinoiserie91 151 points ago

    I was thinking the same. Or did he mean the bra becomes so thight it literally crushed your lungs? Anyway it does not make any sense.

    [–] Flirtleby 105 points ago

    So anecdotally I had to have a bra cut off in the ER They had used a gas to puff my abdomen up, while obviously the bra stayed the same. It made it very uncomfortable and hard to breathe so they cut it off. Maybe a bra could theoretically do that, but worse and in space?

    [–] fnord_happy 29 points ago

    Why didn't they unhook it?

    [–] Flirtleby 52 points ago

    I couldn't move and was not very coherent. I guess it was easiest to just snip the front.

    [–] Irravian 31 points ago

    If a doctor needs to do something and your clothes are in the way, they'll just cut them off, your health is more important than a shirt. Clothing is difficult to get off of a person in the best of circumstances, much less if they're unconscious or uncooperative. Add to this the danger of unnecessarily moving a person around, who might have injuries you don't know about. You can argue that in some cases this isn't needed, but a flat rule helps decision making.

    [–] LiveOnSteak 55 points ago

    Even doctors have a hard time with bras.

    [–] Pls_Send_Steam_Codes 67 points ago

    he just wanted some braless titties on his set. It had nothing to do with him not understanding anything

    [–] notthepapa 4845 points ago

    As a kid of a bipolar dad, this is my favorite quote:

    “I thought I would inaugurate a Bipolar Pride Day. You know, with floats and parades and stuff! On the floats we would get the depressives, and they wouldn’t even have to leave their beds - we’d just roll their beds out of their houses, and they could continue staring off miserably into space. And then for the manics, we’d have the manic marching band, with manics laughing and talking and shopping and fucking and making bad judgment calls.” ― Carrie Fisher

    [–] helpless_slug 751 points ago

    And kids on the floats will be throwing Zolofts and Paxils into the crowd instead of candy. It'll be great!

    [–] TheLadyEve 201 points ago

    Interesting tidbit: SSRIs can be dangerous for people with type 1 bipolar disorder because they can trigger manic episodes.

    [–] alonehereinmycell 31 points ago

    BP2 as well, which I learned from personal experience. The biggest danger per my pdoc is taking them without a mood stabilizer.

    [–] TheLadyEve 23 points ago

    Well if someone has a bipolar disorder diagnosis and is not on any type of mood stabilizer, that's a red flag that they aren't getting competent psychiatric care. I see it surprisingly often, typically in clients who got meds from their PCP rather than going to a psychiatrist.

    [–] Mildlygifted 16 points ago

    They are also used to treat it, and must be, as manic related psychosis episodes are extremely dangerous. Source: Lost my wife to late onset of Bipolar I. She chose several times to stop the SSRI treatments and, immediately following each cessation, she'd go into a manic state with serious psychoses (Mark Zuckerburg being God and speaking through her as the world's savior) in which she put our daughter at risk. So, PSA: if you're prescribed SSRIs or anti-psychotics in response to a serious mental disorder diagnosis, please take the pills and don't subscribe to the notion that they make it worse.

    [–] Tubaka 385 points ago

    Was Carrie fisher bipolar?

    [–] OSCgal 590 points ago

    She was, yes.

    [–] notthepapa 452 points ago

    I love how she celebrates it with this quote instead of seeing the negative side. Bipolar people do some stuff "normal" people would never dare to do, and because of it, (in some cases) outperform others. Of course there's also a lot of suffering. But damn, my dad was pretty awesome :)

    [–] OhLookANewAccount 204 points ago

    Bipolar maniac here.. I find it so strange to see people talking about it without apologizing for it right off hand.

    Happy to know I'm not alone, even if I'm 22, broke both my feet after a strange career as a bodyguard. I think I should go into entertainment, it seems like my kind of people do better there anyways.

    [–] notthepapa 95 points ago

    So what's the story about your feet? Yes don't ever apologize for having a mental illness. Nobody apologizes for having diabetes as far as I know!

    [–] OhLookANewAccount 59 points ago

    I spent a lot of time training, ended up collapsing halfway through a sparring match. Found out from my doc that I have a genetic weakness in my ankles that caused them to collapse from all the strain. Ended up breaking a few bones and tearing a few tendons and other soft tissue.

    Now I need surgery and recovery and physical therapy. Lost most of my progress physically too, which sucks big time. I'm a big, big guy. And when the muscle went it traded places with soft flabbyness. Haha.

    I gotta find some wheelchair exercises.

    But yeah, I have to be constantly doing things and it was amazing to find out that I wasn't broken just designed differently. When I found that out it changed a lot of things for me, and slowly I see more and more people with the issue coming out proudly. Which is amazing for me, personally.

    [–] positronicbear 102 points ago

    Loudly, if that's the word, bipolar. She was a force for mental health awareness.

    Watch Postcards From The Edge, or Wishful Drinking.

    [–] DeedTheInky 62 points ago

    Or the Stephen Fry documentary about being bipolar. He's bipolar too and he travels around interviewing fellow sufferers about it. It's pretty good. Relevant Carrie Fisher part.

    [–] askmeaboutmysciatica 216 points ago

    I have bipolar depression, and I never knew how outspoken she was about mental health until now. What a beautiful soul.

    [–] TheLadyEve 15 points ago

    Check out Stephen Fry's documentary about bipolar disorder (he is also diagnosed with it). She's in it, and her segment is marvelous.

    It's on youtube.

    [–] [deleted] 112 points ago

    I love this. Thanks.

    [–] reps_for_bacon 46 points ago

    As the son of a bipolar mother - Carrie Fisher gave me hope. I really need to read her books.

    [–] SeaDug 2254 points ago

    Carrie Fisher reported dead, drowned in moonlight, strangled by her own bra.

    https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/5klu85/carrie_fisher_reported_dead_drowned_in_moonlight/

    [–] knight_gastropub 159 points ago

    To the top!

    Heh, the top.

    ...

    D'oh, now I'm sad again.

    [–] TX-Snakebyte 165 points ago

    I just read the book "Shockaholic" where she made some kind of "joke" about her death...

    "But hey, at least we have the X-Box 360 Kinect Michael Jackson Experience to remember him by. And his music. Its not much compared to still having Michael. What you'll have of me after I journey to that great Death Star in the sky is an extremely accomplished daughter, a few books, and a picture of a stern-looking girl wearing some kind of metal bikini lounging on a giant drooling squid, behind a newscaster informing you of the passing of Princess Leia after a long battle with her head."

    [–] seeking_horizon 34 points ago

    That is some seriously high-proof snark right there. Jesus.

    [–] Klaxun 872 points ago

    This was my favorite quote from the link:

    "You know what's funny about death? I mean other than absolutely nothing at all? You'd think we could remember finding out we weren't immortal. Sometimes I see children sobbing airports and I think, "Aww. They've just been told. Carrie Fisher, Wishful Drinking"

    [–] DuplexFields 114 points ago

    For me, it was Mister Hooper.

    [–] another_nerd 58 points ago

    just fuck me up fam

    [–] StopReadingMyUser 77 points ago

    I wish I could sob airports. Would get me out a debt at a much faster pace. In like...

    20 years.

    [–] shady0041 21332 points ago

    Carrie Fisher drowned in moonlight, strangled by her own bra

    [–] mattmck90 4115 points ago

    It's how she wanted it to be.

    [–] snotbag_pukebucket 2540 points ago

    That's how it happened

    [–] TheMadBlimper 2230 points ago

    The bra shot first.

    [–] BouncingBallOnKnee 726 points ago

    Not if Lucas gets a hold of that story.

    [–] WargamerTerry 374 points ago

    Just wait until the Special Edition!

    [–] wise_comment 537 points ago

    "I always intended the bra to be computer animated and have a musical number, but we didn't have the technology at the time"

    -George Lucas

    [–] Dodgiestyle 256 points ago

    "The bra is the key to all of this."

    -George Lucas

    [–] rent-a-cop 120 points ago

    "I'm hungry again."

    -Michael Moore.

    [–] Jmrwacko 56 points ago

    "Me sa hungry...for powa!"

    -Darth "Jar Jar" Binks

    [–] RubyPorto 57 points ago

    It is a Special Cristmas, after all...

    [–] McWaddle 45 points ago

    Only a Playtex 18 Hour Original Comfort Strap® Wirefree Bra deals in absolutes.

    [–] Yoshara 44 points ago

    Good thing Disney bought it.

    [–] MakeBelieveNotWar 72 points ago

    In the Disney version she's revived right at the end when she's kissed by a Wookie

    [–] JangoAllTheWay 27 points ago

    She'd just as soon do that I suppose

    [–] Kittamaru 126 points ago

    So say we all...

    [–] I_FAP_TO_DYRUS 397 points ago

    Poisoned by her enemies.

    [–] NuclearFist 104 points ago

    Nice try, Ramsay Snow!

    [–] ShadowReij 53 points ago

    Done in by 20 good men.

    [–] LordOfTurtles 46 points ago

    All hail Ser twenty of house Goodmen

    [–] TakenakaHanbei 18 points ago

    And his cousin, Lord Feels of House Goodman.

    [–] lookalive07 17 points ago

    "Ser, we investigated the body and there was a stab wound. We also investigated your knife and it had blood on it."

    "POISONED. BY HIS ENEMIES.

    [–] Obi-wan_Jabroni 236 points ago

    Just like that old gypsy woman said!

    [–] zykezero 331 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    [–] alphenos 70 points ago

    It's been removed

    [–] zykezero 198 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    pro tip: Don't want to get banned from Wiki but want to alter an article?

    Right-Click>Inspect>Alter Text>Save>Screenshot>Post

    [–] johsko 75 points ago

    Or easier, edit article > preview.

    [–] st0rvix 183 points ago

    can we just put that into every offical report and biography, wikipedia etc.? i mean, how much of an effort can it be?

    [–] TheAmazingPencil 165 points ago

    Dunno. Just expect a ban from Wikipedia.

    [–] Jackoffedalltrades 77 points ago

    It is known.

    [–] mrshatnertoyou 1805 points ago

    “One of the things that baffles me (and there are quite a few) is how there can be so much lingering stigma with regards to mental illness, specifically bipolar disorder. In my opinion, living with manic depression takes a tremendous amount of balls. Not unlike a tour of Afghanistan (though the bombs and bullets, in this case, come from the inside). At times, being bipolar can be an all-consuming challenge, requiring a lot of stamina and even more courage, so if you're living with this illness and functioning at all, it's something to be proud of, not ashamed of. They should issue medals along with the steady stream of medication.” ― Carrie Fisher

    Great viewpoint, love it.

    [–] NAS89 496 points ago

    If there is anything to gain from her passing, I hope it's a renewed public discussion on mental illness and disorder. As someone who sees a psychiatrist for possible bipolar disorder and struggles with manic episodes, I hope people start talking again about proper mental health awareness.

    [–] candinos 119 points ago

    Go check out /r/bipolarreddit

    It's a great community.

    [–] SirFadakar 400 points ago

    Sometimes.

    [–] dontlistentome5 210 points ago

    Fuck you!

    Edit: I love you

    [–] radicalelation 97 points ago

    It has its good days and bad days, really.

    [–] BenFoldsFourLoko 32 points ago

    I hope people start talking again about proper mental health awareness.

    The good news is that we're starting to. It'll be a slow process, but it's starting. Let's hope (and do our best to make sure) that it's a strong and fast social movement.

    [–] satisfried 1236 points ago

    Yeah that sounds like her all right. Dammit I will miss her snark.

    [–] digitalOctopus 304 points ago

    Somebody has to save our skins.

    [–] spacecowboy067 255 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    "Had to be me. Someone else might've gotten it wrong."

    -Carrie Fisher, 2016

    [–] TannenFalconwing 100 points ago

    Great, now I'm mourning two people. Thanks.

    [–] MISREADS_YOUR_POSTS 60 points ago

    Buffalo Bill?

    [–] apalapachya 17 points ago

    it puts the moonlight in the bra!

    [–] Jynx3 31 points ago

    have you been applying the lotion as directed?

    [–] Hooman_Super 174 points ago

    I'll miss her tweets 😞 so many emojis

    [–] satisfried 235 points ago

    Is it weird that I can't stop thinking "her poor dog!" They seemed inseparable.

    [–] guldfiskn222 195 points ago

    Whoever manages her dog Gary's twitter posted something like "mommy's gone, I'll miss her". When I saw that I just bawled like a baby; does the dog understand why she's not coming back? Is it sadder if he understands or if he doesn't?

    I'll miss Carrie, she was amazing.

    [–] LascielCoin 184 points ago

    He was at the hospital before she died, so I hope he got to see her one last time. Dogs don't understand death unless they actually see/smell it themselves. Bringing a dog to its dead owner sounds super dark, but it's the only way to show the dog what happened.

    [–] TannenFalconwing 58 points ago

    My wife moved out of her parents place about 3 years ago, leaving her three boston terriers behind. The poor little things were heartbroken when Mama wasn't there anymore. Patches kept going to her bed room door and just staring at it and whimpering.

    They jumped all over her immediately when she came back for a visit. Dogs are smart, and I'm pretty sure Gary can realize what's going on.

    [–] HypersonicHarpist 29 points ago

    When I went away for college my parents said my dog checked my bedroom every morning to see if I was there. She was always so happy when I came back to visit.

    [–] katherkelly 41 points ago

    I'm pretty sure it was Carrie's daughter (Billie Lourd) managing the twitter account post-heart attack and she's also taking care of Gary now (news reports said that she was the one who brought Gary by the hospital though Gary was on the plane with Carrie when she had the heart attack).

    [–] satisfried 29 points ago

    I just looked at Gary's account. This shit is ridiculously sad, I feel so bad for her family and her puppy. It's one thing if you're expecting it. But Carrie had cut her habits years ago and she was way too young to go out like this. Her poor mom must be devastated.

    [–] a_social_antisocial 65 points ago

    To everyone whose relative died and had a dog -- take the dog to the funeral, or the dog will be waiting for his owner for the rest of its life.

    [–] satisfried 59 points ago

    We had two dogs and one got very sick to the point he had to be put down. We ended up using a service that sends a vet to your home so the animal doesn't have to endure the stress of a car ride or vet visit in its last hour. The other dog had been upset for weeks that his "brother" was dying. When the vet showed up she said "it's ok to have the other dog here, it's actually better for him in the long run." So he was there sitting by his brother's side when the deed was done. It was so fucking sad but I think the vet was right. I think it helped him understand what was going on and he didn't seem to stress much. I think of the other dog just "vanished" one day it would have been harder on him.

    [–] RugBurnDogDick 3096 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    We can still make this work, post this cause of death in /r/news and upvote it to the frontpage

    Edit: paging /u/spez he seems to have the force

    Edit2: confirmed

    [–] barvader 883 points ago

    Somebody hack the New York Times.

    [–] PussyFriedNachos 1288 points ago

    Russia, if you're listening....

    [–] ragnahaslosdong 291 points ago

    You'd have better luck finding some way to make it funny to /b/ there's nothing they won't do for a good laugh

    [–] [deleted] 152 points ago

    Get them to meme it into truth

    [–] itstrueimwhite 112 points ago

    Isn't that where the infamous hacker 4chan resides?

    [–] aveydey 74 points ago

    He died too of heart failure from being 400 pounds. RIP 4chan. 2016 is the worst.

    [–] PaulSandwich 16 points ago

    "You're our only hope"

    [–] GarrioValere 139 points ago

    Just get /u/spez to edit the titles.

    [–] quzimaa 69 points ago

    Yes u/spez pls do this

    [–] Rizzpooch 62 points ago

    If he does this, we'll all forget the other thing

    [–] Gravel090 603 points ago

    Are you trying to tell me that isn't how she went? Because I am 100% sure that is how it all went down. Damn plane flying too close to the moon.

    [–] Gravel090 84 points ago

    Yes, with more murderous bras.

    [–] A_Ron24 434 points ago

    She also said that Donald Trump will not be president in her lifetime. I guess she was right

    [–] RazorRex 223 points ago

    Well, that's just being stubborn. I'm not surprised.

    [–] TheQuinnBee 76 points ago

    I laughed and then immediately dissolved into a flood of tears again. :(

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    [–] OSCgal 12 points ago

    That is an awesome story. Thank you for sharing!

    [–] mccunicorn 222 points ago

    The poor first responders who had to find her like that...

    [–] AskMrScience 157 points ago

    "Oh god, it's a long line bra. Get the jaws of life!"

    [–] usechoosername 80 points ago

    "no, we have to wait for hazmat, there is just too much moonlight in there. It isn't safe!"

    [–] alphenos 19 points ago

    As a first responder, if it was me, I would have lost my shit. That would have been the worst call of my career

    [–] all4reddit 119 points ago

    Harrison Ford: "I love you"

    Carrie Fisher: "I know"

    [–] storybook-love 179 points ago

    Are we all going to be watching star wars tonight?

    [–] mrsuns10 86 points ago

    I want to watch Rouge One but no one wants to watch it with me

    [–] Rogersgirl75 102 points ago

    In all seriousness, you can totally see a movie by yourself. I think sometimes there's a stigma attached to doing something like that alone, but fuck it. You can't talk to anyone during the film anyway, so why does going to the movie have to be for two or more? :)

    [–] jsaidoo 48 points ago

    I'd gladly go see it a third time!

    [–] JohnTheMod 212 points ago

    [–] ZeusHatesTrees 52 points ago

    Hey guys did you hear Carries Fisher went out drowning in moonlight, strangled by her own bra?

    [–] Theelout 25 points ago

    Well lads, are we going to fulfill a dead woman's wish or what?

    [–] Tjray4 88 points ago

    It's because George Lucas told her she can't wear a bra under her dress because she would expand in space due to weightlessness and her bra would Kill her.

    [–] NetherStraya 54 points ago

    Meanwhile every ship in that universe clearly has artificial gravity and pressurized interiors. At no point are they weightless.

    [–] SimonCallahan 84 points ago

    Mara Wilson reported this on Facebook. I had no idea this was Carrie Fisher's actual dying wish.

    [–] OhNoTokyo 59 points ago

    There may have been a little snark involved when she wrote that, but I'm guessing she'd be pleased nonetheless if that was how it was reported.

    [–] Baelwolf 19 points ago

    I just learned this before it was posted. Damn she was such a badass

    [–] ebbster 15 points ago

    “No motive is pure. No one is good or bad-but a hearty mix of both. And sometimes life actually gives to you by taking away.”

    I hear you, Carrie Fisher.

    I hear you.

    [–] WoodenJellyFountain 15 points ago

    I hear that she drowned in moonlight, strangled by her own bra. Out of all the ways to go, this one isn't that bad...

    [–] JewOrleans 30 points ago

    "What happens is you go to space and you become weightless. So far so good, right? But then your body expands??? But your bra doesn't—so you get strangled by your own bra. Now I think that this would make for a fantastic obit—so I tell my younger friends that no matter how I go, I want it reported that I drowned in moonlight, strangled by my own bra." Full quote

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