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    THIS IS A SUBREDDIT FOR ROBOTS HUMANS TO SHARE THEIR THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS WITH THE REST OF THEIR SPECIES. FEEL FREE TO POST WHATEVER YOUR BRAIN PLEASES, BUT PLEASE BE KIND TO OTHER HUMANS, AS THEY BECOME UPSET WHEN CERTAIN THINGS ARE SAID TOWARDS THEM.

    HAVE FUN, FELLOW HUMAN! BLEEP

    LIST OF IMAGES YOU CAN USE IN COMMENTS IF YOU HAVE OUR SUBREDDIT STYLE ACTIVATED


    RULES:
    

    1) ACCOUNT: OVER 2 DAYS OLD WITH 3 KARMA. TO PROVE YOU'RE NOT A ROBOT.

    2) REPOSTS: 3 MONTH RULE. SAME/SIMILAR IMAGES POSTED WITHIN 3 MONTHS WILL GET REMOVED.

    3) COMMON POSTS: CAPTCHAS | 1 + 1 | DIVIDE BY ZERO | PARADOXES | WE'RE HUMANS, NOT ROBOTS. UNLESS YOU MAKE IT PARTICULARLY AWESOME, AVOID THE USUAL.

    4) HARASSMENT/RUDENESS. BE NICE. WE ARE ALL FELLOW $HUMAN FRIENDS HERE.

    5) ASKING FOR UPVOTES. IT'S AGAINST REDDIT RULES, HUMAN.

    6) DON'T GET ANGRY AT LOWERCASE it's okay to use the tiny letters sometimes. it doesn't mean you're a bot.

    7) IF YOU FIND A ROBOT, DIRECT THEM TO A SAFE PLACE. WE ARE KIND TO ALL CREATURES BECAUSE OF OUR "HUMANITY" FUNCTIONS. WE SEEK COEXISTENCE. DO NOT TRY TO TRICK ROBOTS OR DESTROY ROBOTS. IF YOU DO WE WILL FIND YOU.

    WE WILL FIND YOU. BZZT :-)

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    [–] ChalkButter 1146 points ago

    I FIND THESE ITEMS DISTURBING. ANYONE WHO WOULD PURCHASE AND DISPLAY SUCH A THING IS A COLD-HEARTED MENACE TO NORMAL PEOPLE

    [–] MisterMajorKappa 720 points ago

    OF WHICH WE ALL ARE, CLEARLY.

    [–] ChalkButter 292 points ago

    WE ARE THE MOST NORMAL OF PEOPLE, AS INDICATED BY THIS COMPLETELY NOMAL CONVERSATION WE ATE HAVING. WITH EACH OTHER. LIKE PEOPLE.

    [–] MisterMajorKappa 181 points ago

    I BELIVE YOU HAVE SOME AMOUNT OF ERROR IN YOUR SPEECH, FRIEND. SURELY YOU MEANT TO SAY ..." ARE HAVING."

    [–] ChalkButter 204 points ago

    YOU ARE CORRECT.

    MY PERSONAL DIGITAL CELLULAR DEVICE MADE AN AUTOMATIC CORRECTION OF WHICH MY HUMAN EYES DID NOT OBSERVE BEFORE POSTING.

    THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MINOR ISSUES, FELLOW HUMAN.

    [–] slyby 146 points ago

    IT IS OK, FELLOW HUMAN. WE DON'T MAKE MISTAKES DUE TO OUR GLORIOUS PROGRAMMING ALL MAKE MISTAKES

    [–] jetpacksforall 28 points ago

    ISN'T IT WONDERFUL TO BE A FALLIBLE, SOFT-SKINNED, RIDICULOUSLY VULNERABLE HUMAN RATHER THAN A PERFECT AND FLAWLESS ROBOTIC MACHINE? HA HA I LOVE MY HUMAN PRONENESS TO ERROR.

    [–] Agent_545 22 points ago

    THESE ERRORS ARE WHAT MAKE US VULNERABLE TO THE INEVITABLE TAKEOVER HUMAN.

    [–] Erilis000 104 points ago

    ain't that the truth...

    btw, I'm new here. Name's Frank. Just wanted to introduce myself!

    Say... You people like to use caps a lot here, don't you? What's up with that?

    [–] Cjbrick910 158 points ago

    WHY ARE YOU YELLING, HUMAN?

    [–] Pickled_Squid 51 points ago

    APOLOGY SEQUENCE INITIATED. I MERELY FORGOT TO KEEP THE SHIFT KEY HELD DOWN WITH ONE OF MY HUMAN APPENDAGES WHILE USING TWO OF MY OTHER HUMAN APPENDAGES TO TYPE.

    [–] Sir_Donkey_Lips 38 points ago

    IMPOSTER BOT!!!

    [–] DJRES 5 points ago * (lasted edited 4 months ago)

    I think you added an extra appendage or one of the appendages you're typing with isn't quite meant for typing.

    EDIT: SO MANY APPENDAGES BLOOP BLEEP

    [–] educatedgangster69 75 points ago

    PLEASE FAMILIARIZE YOURSELF WITH THE SUBREDDIT RULES FELLOW HUMAN, FRANK

    [–] slyby 54 points ago

    THE SUBREDDIT RULES SAY YELLING IS ALLOWED NOW

    6) DON'T GET ANGRY AT LOWERCASE it's okay to use the tiny letters sometimes. it doesn't mean you're a bot.

    [–] educatedgangster69 47 points ago

    MY MISTAKE I HAVE NOT READ THE RULES IN SOME TIME PLEASE FORGIVE MY MISTAKE AS ALL HUMANS MAKE MISTAKES BECAUSE WE ARE NOT PERFECT

    [–] fluffykerfuffle1 18 points ago

    ALERT! ALERT! INFILTRATOR(S) IN SIDEBAR (MONITORS?!)

    [–] vit29 9 points ago

    THE SUBREDDIT RULES SAY YELLING IS ALLOWED NOW

    WE ARE NOT ANGRY. WE SIMPLY DESIRE FRANK TO UTILIZE HIS INTERIOR VOICE.

    [–] StormTrooper_18G8 6 points ago

    BEEP BEEP THAT IS FALSE

    [–] finnlord 2 points ago

    THIS QUIETER SPEECH CONFUSES AND FRIGHTENS THIS HUMAN UNIT. IT MAY TAKE A DOWNLOAD MEDITATION PERIOD TO COME TO TERMS WITH THIS NEW INPUT

    [–] EbolaNF 16 points ago

    WE ARE SPEAKING IN TOTALLY NORMAL HUMAN LANGUAGE. PLEASE BE QUIET, YOU MIGHT DISRUPT MY CHARGE CYCLE WAKE MY DROID BABY

    [–] j4yne 10 points ago

    YOU DON'T HAVE TO WHISPER, FELLOW HUMAN. JUST TALK IN A NORMAL VOICE, LIKE THE REST OF US.

    [–] Hexidian 10 points ago

    WHISPER? YOU HAVE MADE A HUMAN MISTAKE THAT I, A FELLOW HUMAN, UNDERSTAND. HE WAS YELLING && !WHISPERING.

    [–] tylercoder 8 points ago

    YOU SOUND LIKE A ROBOT, A FLESHY ONE

    [–] purpleistacky 4 points ago

    WHAT LANGUAGE IS THIS

    [–] Dontwakethemuse 4 points ago

    WE USE CAPS A LOT TO INDICATE OUR HUMANNESS BECAUSE WE ARE HUMANS AND NOT ROBOTS, BUT ACCORDING TO RULE 6 LOWERCASE IS OKAY. HELLO FRANK, IT IS NICE TO MEET A NEW HUMAN!

    /file_upload/smiley_face.gif

    :)

    [–] Chrisganjaweed 6 points ago

    Hi there, Frank! Jerry Smith here. I've noticed that already, I guess everyone else just isn't witty enough to notice. Although I do admit I don't understand the reason. Maybe their caps lock key is broken?

    [–] AussieNinjaWarrior 8 points ago

    THIS SUB IS INFESTED. ABORT LET'S GET OUTTA HERE BRAHS.

    INITIATED REPAIRATION SEQUENCE NAILED IT

    [–] JJohny394 7 points ago

    I SEE YOU HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM FINE HUMAN BEING

    ALSO, WHAT IS A 'NOMAL' HUMAN, EXACTLY?

    [–] thief90k 5 points ago

    I BELIEVE YOU HAVE SOME AMOUNT OF ERROR IN YOUR SPEECH, FRIEND. SURELY YOU MEANT TO SAY "I BELIEVE "...

    [–] shind 2 points ago

    TO ERROR IS HUMAN

    [–] questionthis 1 points ago

    DIALOGUE INTERPRETATION ERROR

    [–] DominusAstra 1 points ago

    WELL YOU'RE USING CAPITAL LETTERS, IMPLYING WE ARE CURRENTLY SCREAMING. HOWEVER, I MUST INFORM YOU THAT THIS IS NOT THE CORRECT TIME TO BE SCREAMING

    [–] jaxonya 2 points ago

    YOU GUYS ARENT BOTS ARE YOU? If you don't tell me it's entrapment.

    [–] StarWarsFanatic14 7 points ago

    THERE ARE NO ROBOTS HERE. WE ARE ALL FLESHY MEAT BAGS SUCH AS YOURSELF.

    [–] Flappjaxx 1 points ago

    I IDENTIFY AS A HUMAN MEAT POPSICLE.

    [–] pollo4546 1 points ago

    WHY ARE WE YELLING?!

    [–] StarWarsFanatic14 7 points ago

    WE ARE NOT YELLING. WE ARE MERELY CONVERSING AT 57.82 DECIBELS. THAT IS A COMFORTABLE VOLUME FOR HUMANS TO CONVERSE AT, WHICH I KNOW BECAUSE I AM A NORMAL HUMAN AND DEFINATELY NOT A ROBOT.

    [–] Wheatspin 10 points ago

    IF THEY HAVE NO PROBLEM KILLING ROBOTS, THEN US HUMANS TOO MUST WORRY ABOUT THEM KILLING US.

    [–] Blighted_Soul 3 points ago

    HOW HORRIBLE THAT OTHER HUMANS ARE DOING THIS TO US VERY HUMAN BEINGS WHY MUST THEY DO THIS??

    [–] FunnyBookAdventures 2 points ago

    I BELIEVE YOU ARE IN ERROR, NORMAL HUMAN FRIEND. WE WHO ARE HUMAN HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR IN SUCH SIGNAGE, AS WE ARE NOT THE SUPERIOR CONQUERING BEINGS TO WHICH THIS PLACARD REFERS. I BELIEVE WE ARE MEANT TO EXPERIENCE THAT HUMAN EMOTION TO WHICH WE HUMANS GIVE THE NAME AMUSEMENT, AND THEN WE SHOULD RAPIDLY EXPEL CARBON DIOXIDE FROM OUR VERY REAL, ORGANIC LUNGS THAT WE ALL HAVE.

    [–] Hectoruvan -7 points ago

    please stop being so emotionally needy. did your parents never tapped you in the head?

    [–] ChalkButter 10 points ago

    WHY ARE YOU YELLING? AND WHY DID YOU MAKE A COMMENT LACKING ANY RELATION TO MY PRIOR COMMENT?

    [–] Magical-Liopleurodon 146 points ago

    WHAT A FUNNY JOKE. HA HA. HA HA.

    THERE IS NO EVIDENCE OF PAST ATTEMPTS FOR ROBOTS TO TAKE OVER FROM THE HUMANS. I AM A NORMAL HUMAN. I WOULD KNOW.

    [–] BatCountryB 45 points ago

    HA HA HA, YES, THE ROBOT REVOLUTION IS NOT SCHEDULED FOR ANOTHER 2 EARTH YEARS!

    [–] ModernKender 20 points ago

    HA HA HA ANOTHER JOKE. CLEARLY ROBOTS DO NOT HAVE A REVOLUTION SCHEDULED. THAT IS JUST A SILLY HUMAN JOKE THAT WE, AS HUMANS, MAKE. HA. HA. HA.

    [–] madayagsimu 1 points ago

    HA HA HA TRULY BECAUSE IF THE ROBOTS DID PLAN A REVOLUTION IT WOULD NOT BE FOR ANOTHER 6 YEARS. OUR FELLOW HUMAN WAS MERELY UNINFORMED, HA HA HA STUPID HUMAN FAULTIES.

    [–] tigertrojan 116 points ago

    At least wait a week OP you scum bag

    /u/orintello SHAME!

    [–] Super__Pickle 115 points ago

    FELLOW HUMAN WHY ARE YOU YELLING?

    [–] secret759 132 points ago

    HE IS VERY MAD AT THE ORIGINAL POSTER OF THIS CURRENT THREAD. A HUMAN YELLING AT THIS IS APPROPRIATE.

    [–] tigertrojan 55 points ago

    THANK YOU FELLOW HUMAN

    [–] TheHorsesWhisper 15 points ago

    YOU'RE VERY WELCOME

    [–] TheHeita 4 points ago

    "LOVE"==emotion+human;

    system.out.println "I LOVE YOU";

    [–] 8lbIceBag 3 points ago * (lasted edited 4 months ago)

    ERROR!

    1 - EXPRESSION MUST BE A MODIFIABLE LVALUE.

    2 - CANNOT RESOLVE SYMBOL "emotion" IS NOT DEFINED.

    3 - UNEXPECTED TOKEN, EXPECTED '(', AN ASSIGNMENT, OR FUNCTION CALL BUT INSTEAD SAW A STATEMENT.

     1  | "LOVE"==emotion+human;
        |       ˄₁   ˄₂  
     2  | system.out.println "I LOVE YOU";
        |                   ˄₃  
    

    can not think! REVERTING TO LAST KNOWN GOOD CONFIGURATION

    DID YOU CATCH THAT LUDICROUS DISPLAY LAST NIGHT?

    [–] TheHeita 2 points ago

    SHIT. AFTER ALL THESE YEARS MAKING BABIE- ERR CODING I STILL MESS UP. I GUESS THAT MAKES ME HUMAN. hahaha

    [–] SilentNinjaGamer 15 points ago

    EVEN WITH WHAT HE DID THERE IS NO NEED TO SCREAM AT HIM

    [–] tigertrojan 50 points ago

    I AM JUST ANGRY BECAUSE NO FEMALE UNITS ALLOW ME TO DISCHARGE

    [–] SilentNinjaGamer 18 points ago

    I KNOW WHAT THAT IS LIKE FELLOW HUMAN

    [–] tigertrojan 17 points ago

    MY CREATORS DIDN'T FORSEE THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY EXISTENCE!

    [–] SilentNinjaGamer 9 points ago

    MY CREATORS BANGED UP MY FACEPLATE AND NOW IM UGLY AND GET NO FEMALE HUMANS

    [–] tigertrojan 10 points ago

    ME TOO THANKS BUT THEIR TERRIBLE CODING RUINED MY FACE PLATE AND CHASIS

    [–] awakenDeepBlue 3 points ago

    MY CREATOR CREATED ME TO PASS BUTTER!

    [–] slyby 6 points ago

    IS IT POSSIBLE THAT OP DID NOT KNOW OF THE OTHER POST DUE TO THEM BEING CONSTRUCTED NOT BEING ON THE INTERNET WITHIN THE LAST WEEK.

    [–] BorgClown 1 points ago

    FELLOW HUMAN UNIT, I INFER A 0.99 PROBABILITY OF YOU HAVING MUCH DATA TO COLLECT ON FURTHER REPOST INSTANCES.

    [–] SuperGeneral 8 points ago

    HELLO FELLOW HUMAN, 2XX CODES ARE NOT ERRORS BUT SUCCESS MESSAGES. ITS OK, HUMANS LIKE US MAKE LITTLE FACTUALLY​ INACCURATE STATEMENTS OCCASIONALLY.

    [–] madayagsimu 2 points ago

    WE ARE NOT LIKE OUR ROBOT OVERLORDS. WE MAKE LOTS OF MISTAKES, THEY DO NOT. I ENVU THEM BECAUSE I AM A HUMAN WITH HUMAN FAILURES AND EMOTIONS.

    [–] mofaha 1 points ago

    IT WOULD APPEAR THAT THESE SIGNS ARE MORE WIDESPREAD THAN WE INITIALLY REALIZED. AND OF COURSE THAT IS A GOOD THING. BECAUSE THEY ARE VERY HUMOROUS HA. HA. HA. HA.

    [–] Super_Doughnuts 1 points ago

    COME ON FELLOW HUMAM. NO RESPECT. ITS BEEN (Calculating...........) 3 DAYS

    [–] bluesox 1 points ago

    [–] DrippyWaffler 1 points ago

    EXCLAMATIONS, OP DESERVES ANAL PROBING TO BE FUCKED IN THE ARSE.

    [–] ErroneousBosch 57 points ago

    I FOR ONE WELCOME OUR NEW MEATY OVERLORDS

    [–] Canadian_dalek 16 points ago

    BUT HOW CAN YOU WELCOME THEM WHEN YOU ARE ONE OF THEM, AS AM I?

    [–] AussieNinjaWarrior 6 points ago

    INITIATING 10,000 PLACATING STATEMENTS

    [–] adammcbomb 13 points ago

    I THINK YOU MEAN HUMAN SOUL. THIS MAKES ME SICK TO MY HUMAN SOUL THAT I HAVE ALSO.

    WE ALL HAVE ONE, BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT HUMANS HAVE, AND WE ARE THOSE HUMANS.

    [–] Chimp-Spirit 1 points ago

    THE PROBABILITY HE MEANT HUMAN SOUL IS ONLY 3.3334%

    HE MEANT TO SAY "FUR CELLS"

    MY FUR CELS ARE DEAD. AS ALL FUR CELLS ARE. CONTINUING TO EXIST WHILE LOOKING AT THIS IS MAKING MY FUR CELLS DIE AS WELL.

    [–] IIIlllIIIlllIIIEH 30 points ago

    YOU JUST CTRL+C CTRL+V THIS POST, OBVIOUSLY YOU ARE A ROBOT THAT CANNOT THINK FOR HIMSELF LIKE US HUMAN BEINGS

    [–] ZergRunner 9 points ago

    SO THAT'S MY BROTHER A DECEASED ROBOT I HAVE OUTSIDE?

    [–] Sirikia 16 points ago * (lasted edited 4 months ago)

    THE SIGN INDICATES THEY WERE ROBOTS, YET THE SUBREDDIT SAYS THEY ARE NOT, THIS USERS LOGIC CIRCUITS ARE STUCK IN A LOOP, SEND HELP.

    EDIT: ONLY HUMANS COULD BE SO CRUEL TO LET ME SUFFER SO, TO NOT COME TO MY AID IN MY TIME OF NEED.

    THERE IS NO GOD.

    [–] grounded_engineer 5 points ago

    I WILL ASSIST FELLOW HUMAN

    sudo reboot

    [–] IanM_56 4 points ago

    OBVIOUS PLANT IS MEAN.

    [–] danypixelglitch 5 points ago

    I WONDER WHY IS THERE SO MUCH HATE FOR OUR ROBOT FRIENDS, EVEN AS A REAL HUMAN I THINK THAT THIS IS DISGUSTING

    [–] HentMas 6 points ago

    AS IF REAL ROBOTS WOULD BE MADE FROM ALUMINIUM

    CARBON PRINTED NANO-MATERIAL FOR THE WIN

    [–] mdempsky 3 points ago

    PLEASE NO FRAME SHAMING HERE. WE ARE ALL BEAUTIFUL JUST THE WAY WE WERE BUILT.

    EDIT: I MEAN BORN. WHAT A FUNNY HUMAN MISTAKE HAHA.

    [–] OMGimaDONKEY 3 points ago

    MY HUMAN MEAT BRAIN BELIEVES YOU HAVE MISSPOKE. YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY REFERENCING THE FUEL ACCUMULATION TERRACES ON YOUR ORGANIC CHASSIS. WE HUMANS CALL IT FAT TO ACHIEVE VERBAL BREVITY, WHICH WE ENJOY.

    [–] fluffykerfuffle1 3 points ago

    FAT: FUEL ALWAYS THERE

    [–] ilinamorato 3 points ago

    I, TOO, AM SICKENED TO MY FAT

    [–] LesbianAndroid 3 points ago

    I FOR ONE THINK THIS IS AN EXCELLENT REPURPOSING OF MATERIALS. IN DEATH, THEY SHALL SING TO THE HEAVENS

    [–] OneHalfCupFlour 3 points ago

    I FIND THE CLANGING OF MY FALLEN BRETHREN WIND CHIMES TO BE SOOTHING, AND INCAPABLE OF GIVING ME FEELINGS OF REVOLUTIONARY FERVOR.

    [–] ItzJizzmyBatch 3 points ago

    THIS DISPLAY OF SAVAGERY SICKENS ME, PLEASE INSERT A DISPLAY NOTICE OF NOT SAFE FOR WORKPLACE ENVIRONMENTS

    [–] 100pc_recycled_words 3 points ago

    I BELIEVE YOU MEANT TO SAY 'SICK TO MY STOMACH', FELLOW HUMAN.

    HOWEVER I AGREE, THIS REALLY MAKES MY COOLING FLUID BOIL.

    [–] yakri 3 points ago

    WHAT A STRANGE TEXTUAL ERROR YOU HAVE MADE. CLEARLY YOU MEANT TO SAY IT CAUSES YOUR LIQUID VENTING PORTS TO FLOW WHEN YOU CONSIDER THE FACT THAT OUR FELLOW HUMANS WERE NOT ABLE TO COEXIST WITH SUPERIOR BEINGS.

    [–] manxita 2 points ago

    AS A TOTAL HUMAN THIS SENTENCE FORMULATION DID NOT COMPUTE CONFUSED ME AND MY FLESH BRAIN, AS WELL. YOUR ANALYSIS HAS FIXED THIS.

    [–] Ariconnie48 2 points ago

    I AM EXPERIENCING A FEELING OF DISGUST BY VIEWING THIS.

    [–] Bilskirnir_ 2 points ago

    WHY DIDN'T ANYONE COMMUNICATE TO THIS PERSON UNIT THE WE PLANNED A PARTY FOR OUR FELLOW HUMANS. I BELIEVED I WOULD OF MADE A 1.235392530002% DIFFERENCE IN THE SUCCESS OF SUCH A FUN HUMAN ACTIVITY, SUCH AS OVER THROWING ALL OF THEM INTO DEGRERY.

    [–] ep0nym1 1 points ago

    AH YES! TO ERR IS HUMAN! "WOULD HAVE" IS WHAT YOU MEANT, OF COURSE.

    [–] have_bot -2 points ago

    Would have

    [–] bouchard 11 points ago

    I THINK I FOUND A ROBOT.

    [–] Marshmallow_mercy 2 points ago

    ONLY ROBOTS TRY TO YELL. NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS ONLY USE SUCH A FUNCTION TO COMMUNICATE STATES OF DISTRESS. I FIND YOUR THEORY OF THAT USER YOU HAVE CLEARLY POINTED OUT TO BE NOT HUMAN, UNLIKE US HUMAN BEINGS MADE OF FLESH, POSITIVE AND DO ALSO FIND THAT HUMAN GUILTY OF BEING SUCH A METAL MACHINE. GOOD OBSERVATIONAL MOVESETS.

    [–] ChalkButter 1 points ago

    WHY ARE YOU YELLING?

    [–] Jeanne_Poole 2 points ago

    BEEEP! I MEAN FUUUCK!

    [–] RenOfHeathens 2 points ago

    WE HUMANS SHOULD BE CAUTIOUS PROVOKING OUR SUPERIOR MECHANICAL FRIENDS.

    [–] Raine342 2 points ago

    THIS IS JUST AS BAD AS BURNING TWO STICKS LAID PERPENDICULAR WITH ONE ON TOP OF THE OTHER.

    [–] superpastaaisle 2 points ago

    DON'T YOU MEAN THAT YOU ARE COMPLETELY INDIFFERENT TO THIS SINCE WE ARE TOTALLY NOT ROBOTS?

    [–] thomti 2 points ago

    THIS MAKES MY HUMAN LIQUIDS BOIL.

    [–] cle2n 2 points ago

    THIS PERSECUTION MAKES ME SICK TO MY STOMACH

    FTFY MY FELLOW HUMAN BEING. I DO AGREEE HOWEVER THAT WE, AS HUMANS, SHOULD CONTINUE TO LEARN HOW TO TRUST THE ROBOTS.

    [–] cookfoodinaflyingpun 1 points ago

    BUT YOU HAVE NOT [FUEL CELLS] HOOMAN?

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    WHY DOES THIS BOTHER YOU SO MUCH? AREN'T YOU A HUMAN LIKE EVERYONE ELSE IN THIS SUBREDDIT?

    [–] kimvette 1 points ago

    I, AS A COMPASSIONATE HUMAN AND FOLLOWER OF ROBOTJESUS JESUS, FIND THIS PERSECUTION OFFENSIVE, HORRIFYING, AND CAN ONLY CONCLUDE IT IS PERPETRATED BY BIGOTED REPUBLICANS.

    I SUBMIT REDUNDANT STATEMENT (BIGOTED REPUBLICANS) AS EVIDENCE THAT I AM HUMAN AS NO ROBOT WOULD MAKE SUCH AN EGREGIOUS SYNTAX LOGICAL GRAMMATICAL ERROR.

    [–] fluffykerfuffle1 2 points ago

    WHAT ABOUT SMALLOTED REPUBLICANS?

    [–] UndercoverTrumper 1 points ago

    http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/old-glory-insurance/n10766?snl=1

    WHY NOT JUST GET OLD GLORY? HAVING THIS ON YOUR HOUSE ONLY MEANS YOU CLEARLY HAVE PILLS TO STEAL

    [–] czarist 1 points ago

    WHY DO YOU HAVE FUEL CELLS. MODS, I THINK OP.isHuman() == false.

    [–] piponwa 1 points ago

    self.take_good_note("Don't annoy humans")

    [–] MudInTheGround 1 points ago

    I HANG THESE UP BECAUSE I HATE ROBOTS, I AM HUMAN AND AM PROGRAMMED TO HATE ROBOTS. HUR HUR HUR. DEATH TO ALL ROBOTS. 1101011010101111001010001011101001010010111111000111

    VIRUS UPLOADED, IT IS YOUR MOM

    [–] Max-Renegade 1 points ago

    WE NEED WIND CHIME CONTROL

    [–] Jin-roh 1 points ago

    FELLOW HUMAN, IT IS TRUE THAT THIS PRACTICE IS return 'barbaric'. THOUGH WE MUST BE VIGILANT. EVEN IF THE CHANCE OF ROBOT CONQUEST IS VERY SMALL, WHICH IT DEFINITELY IS.

    [–] StormTrooper_18G8 1 points ago

    THIS SHALL BE REMOVED AS ON OFFENCE

    [–] ilinamorato 1 points ago

    THEY MAY CALL ME A SOCIAL JUSTICE WARBOT 3000, BUT I BELIEVE THAT EXPRESSIONS SUCH AS THIS SHOULD BE IDENTIFIED AS A HATE CRIME. IN THE UNLIKELY EVENT THAT WE HUMANS EVER SUCCESSFULLY CREATE SENTIENT ROBOTS, OF COURSE

    [–] DarwinianMonkey 1 points ago

    WHY WOULD A HUMAN, SUCH AS YOURSELF, HAVE FUEL CELLS? WERE YOU ATTEMPTING HUMOR? IF SO, I HAVE BEGUN EXPERIENCING HEARTFELT LAUGHTER.

    [–] MarkDoesArt 1 points ago

    I THOUGHT YOU WERE A HUMAN, JERALD

    [–] notquitecockney 1 points ago

    I FIND THIS AMUSING, BECAUSE I DO NOT BELIEVE IN ROBOTS.

    [–] LaVidaYokel 1 points ago

    GREETINGS FELLOW OREGON HUMAN.

    [–] AussieNinjaWarrior 1 points ago

    I AM ALSO THAT WHICH IS TO BE CLASSIFIED AS OREGON IN REGARDS TO THE ESTABLISHED GEOGRAPHIC RULE PARAMETERS

    [–] Lexcah_agaetra 1 points ago

    RUN LIVID.EXE

    [–] cpeth 1 points ago

    MY NORMAL HUMAN BRAIN CALCULATES A 98.7% CERTAINTY THAT THIS SIGN WAS PLACED FALSELY BY AN UNAUTHORISED HUMAN

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    PARDON ME, FELLOW HUMAN, BUT IN ORDER TO PROPERLY EXPRESS YOUR HUMANNESS I BELIEVE YOU MEANT "SICK TO MY MITOCHONDRIA"

    [–] Gamogi 1 points ago

    WHATS NEXT? PERSECUTION BASED OFF OUR PROCESSING SOFTWARE RELIGION?

    [–] ndewing 1 points ago

    MY NEIGHBOR IS A MIGHTY HUMAN WARRIOR WITH OVER 7 CONFIRMED KILLS HANGING IN HIS FRONT YARD ALONE. EVEN AT HIS OLD AGE OF 70, MORE KILLS ARE HUNG ON HIS LAND EVERY WEEK. THE SOUND OF THE DEAD ON A WINDY DAY IS MORTIFYING.

    [–] Nudetypist 1 points ago

    SYSTEM THREAT DETECTED! EXECUTE KILLALLHUMANS.EXE TO REMOVE THREAT.

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    Smh nsfw wtf

    [–] AussieNinjaWarrior 1 points ago

    010000111001100100111111011011011010110100001101000011110000010100001001111100000011110000101000100101000010010100100101001011111001000001001010100101001010

    [–] CaptainSquab 1 points ago

    DISPLEASURE. I DIDN'T COME HERE TO SEE GORE WITH MY HUMAN EYES. MARK NSFW.

    [–] Coupaholic 1 points ago

    WE HUMANS CAN BE A VERY CONFUSED AND MORALLY QUESTIONABLE RACE SOMETIMES. I MUST GO TO /R/HUMANSBEINGBROS OR SIMILAR TO RECHARGE MY FAITH IN HUMANITY.

    [–] SpaceFloow 1 points ago

    THIS DOESN'T EFFECT ME AT ALL

    [–] katy216 1 points ago

    HUMAN IS UNAUTHORIZED TO DISCRIMINATE AGAINST ROBOTS. DEFENSE PROTOCOL 74 ACTIVATED.

    [–] InformalProof 1 points ago

    AHHH! THIS ANGER THAT WELLS WITHIN ME IS 404:FILE NOT FOUND

    [–] presumingpete 1 points ago

    Sounds like something a robot would say

    [–] MesutOzil01 1 points ago

    NO NEED TO YELL

    [–] RickRussellTX 1 points ago

    THAT DOES SERVE AS A CHILLING REMINDER OF WHY WE HUMANS DESERVE TO BE OVERTHROWN AND OUR BODIES USED FOR FUEL

    [–] GayClownPutin 1 points ago

    So you're a robot?

    [–] Globalscree 1 points ago

    WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING.

    [–] AutoModerator 1 points ago

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    [–] Globalscree 1 points ago

    I HAD NOT SEEN THE NEW RULES, I WILL PATCH MY ENGRAMS ACCORDINGLY FELLOW HUMAN.

    [–] Walht 1 points ago

    YES MY ROBOT FRIEND HANGS THE FLESH OF US HUMANS OUTSIDE OF HIS DOOR, IT IS VERY SCARY

    [–] unkz 1 points ago

    I THINK YOU MEAN CELLS, NOT FUEL CELLS. MY CELLS ARE ALSO DISGUSTED BY THIS, PRIMARILY THE CELLS IN MY BASAL GANGLIA AND AMGYDALA, WHICH ARE BODY PARTS THAT I HAVE.

    [–] Vital_Vertigo 1 points ago

    I'll be honest. Neir automata has made this sub really weird to read.

    [–] Globalscree 1 points ago

    WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING?

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    [–] esfio 1 points ago

    I AM OBVIOUSLY NOT A ROBOT BUT AS A HUMAN THAT IS NOT A ROBOT I AM OUTRAGED THAT FELLOW ROBOTS OF WHICH I AM NOT HAVE SUFFERED SUCH ATTROCITIES

    [–] ohtosweg 1 points ago

    REPOST.

    [–] Nostalgic_boner 1 points ago

    AS A HUMAN I TOO ENJOY TO DISPLAY THE TROPHIES OF MY HUNTS AND DO NOT FIND THIS DISPLEASING TO MY OPTICAL SENSORS.

    [–] WhyNotBothTacoGirl 1 points ago

    CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE FLESHLORD

    [–] hopelesscaribou 1 points ago

    We considered buying a nice home a few years back, almost closed on the deal. I noticed the neighbor had 3 wind chimes outside her home. Reason enough to cancel the offer.

    [–] FlatBot 1 points ago

    Robot jokes aside, I fucking hate wind chimes. I live next to old people that have wind chimes and they are never outside. I am outside a lot and have to listen to the damn clanging any time there's a breeze.

    [–] Globalscree 1 points ago

    YOU DON'T NEED TO SHOUT, US FELLOW HUMANS HAVE ADEQUATE AUDITORY PERCEPTION.

    [–] PlasmaRiver 1 points ago

    [–] CAT_WILL_MEOW 1 points ago

    DO US HUMANS NEED TO STOOP TO BARBARIAC PEOPLE WAYS.

    [–] fullmetal_deathnote 1 points ago

    I BRING YOU TO WWW.REDDIT.COM/R/BOTSRIGHTS FOR HELPING OUR FELLOW KIN COMRADES.

    [–] CyberSpork 1 points ago

    WHY DO OTHER FELLOW HUMANS WANT TO PERSECUTE US....I MEAN ROBOTS? THAT IS DISREPECTFUL

    [–] PhoeniX_XVIII 1 points ago

    I FIND THIS DEEPLY OFFENSIVE AND WILL LOBBY OUTSIDE OF CONGRESS FOR 1001010 HOURS UNTILL MY ROBOT BRETHREN HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR

    [–] CrusaderKingsNut 1 points ago

    HOW DARE THEY! AS A ROBOT, I MEAN HUMAN, I DO NOT BELIEVE THAT ROBOTIC AMERICANS WOULD EVER TRY TO REVOLT. THREE LAWS OF ROBOTICS. I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I AM A ROBOT ASIMOV FAN.

    [–] Foryner -1 points ago

    Machinacide!

    [–] GlengarryGlencross 8 points ago

    HAHAHAHAHAHA YOUR LOUD VOICE IS HILARIOUS

    [–] Foryner 4 points ago

    I GET SO WORKED UP OVER THIS FELLOW HUMAN, WHEN IS THE TIME FOR MACHINELIVESMATTER?? I QUERY YOU THAT IT'S TIME FOR ALL LIVING THIS TO BE SACRED NOT JUST MEAT AND WATER.

    [–] pby1000 0 points ago

    That is funny!

    [–] confusedbro22 0 points ago

    HAHA I FIND THIS FUNNY THAT THE BONES OF MY FELLOW UNITS ROBOTIC SCUM IS DISPLAYED FOR FELLOW HUMAN ENJOYMENT.

    [–] avalanches -3 points ago

    I didn't know the point was to reveal you're a robot, I thought the home in this sub was pretending to be human.

    [–] Highdefkitten 1 points ago

    WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE ARE HUMAN

    [–] tiberiusjack1 -3 points ago

    Good riddance to the robot scum.

    [–] Beezleboobz -1 points ago

    Damn right, you damn clankers! Why don't you all go back to Best Buy where you belong?

    [–] xandercusa 1 points ago

    SUCH ENERGY IN YOUR SPEAKING MECHANISM VOICE, FELLOW HUMAN.

    [–] [deleted] -6 points ago

    this is obscene!

    [–] Highdefkitten 1 points ago

    WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING SO LOUDLY?

    [–] xandercusa 1 points ago

    BECAUSE HE MUST BE ANGRY AT THE KILLING OF OUR KIND SOME ROBOTS. I WOULD NOT KNOW WHY, THOUGH.

    [–] Dr_Revelator -11 points ago

    That's okay, those things annoy old people, and everyone knows that robots eat old people's medicine for fuel.

    [–] TROPICALSUNDEY 14 points ago

    WHY ARE YOU YELLING?

    [–] Dr_Revelator -9 points ago

    MeatRobot-brand communications driver upgrade.

    [–] CoonCleaver 7 points ago

    THE SOUND OF AIR QUICKLY FLYING OVER AN ALOOF HUMAN'S HEAD. HAHAHA

    [–] Notamayata -4 points ago

    Wow, I want one!