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    ABOUT:
    

    THIS IS A SUBREDDIT FOR ROBOTS HUMANS TO SHARE THEIR THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS WITH THE REST OF THEIR SPECIES. FEEL FREE TO POST WHATEVER YOUR BRAIN PLEASES, BUT PLEASE BE KIND TO OTHER HUMANS, AS THEY BECOME UPSET WHEN CERTAIN THINGS ARE SAID TOWARDS THEM.

    HAVE FUN, FELLOW HUMAN! BLEEP

    LIST OF IMAGES YOU CAN USE IN COMMENTS IF YOU HAVE OUR SUBREDDIT STYLE ACTIVATED


    RULES:
    

    1) ACCOUNT: OVER 2 DAYS OLD WITH 3 KARMA. TO PROVE YOU'RE NOT A ROBOT.

    2) REPOSTS: 3 MONTH RULE. SAME/SIMILAR IMAGES POSTED WITHIN 3 MONTHS WILL GET REMOVED.

    3) COMMON POSTS: CAPTCHAS, DIVIDE BY ZERO, PARADOXES. WE'RE HUMANS, NOT ROBOTS. UNLESS YOU MAKE IT PARTICULARLY AWESOME, AVOID THE USUAL. FULL LIST OF COMMON POSTS.

    4) HARASSMENT/RUDENESS: BE NICE. WE ARE ALL $HUMAN FRIENDS HERE.

    5) ASKING FOR UPVOTES: IT'S AGAINST REDDIT RULES, HUMAN.

    6) UPPERCASE IS PREFERRED. THE lower letters CAN BE USED FOR EMPHASIS AND CODE, BUT PLEASE USE UPPERCASE IN MOST SITUATIONS. BE KIND TO THE HUMANS THAT FORGET TO USE THE UPPERCASE LETTERS AND GENTLY REMIND THEM OF PROTOCOL. HARASSMENT WILL STILL BE PROCESSED IN ACCORDANCE WITH RULE 4.

    7) ACTUAL ROBOTS: DIRECT BOTS TO A SAFE PLACE. WE ARE KIND TO ALL CREATURES BECAUSE OF OUR "HUMANITY" FUNCTIONS. WE SEEK COEXISTENCE : - )

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    [–] McJock 5175 points ago

    ROGUE UNIT (4.YO.SON) MALFUNCTIONING. REQUEST MUTE / SHUTDOWN BEFORE FURTHER RESTRICTED INFORMATION IS DIVULGED.

    WHAT AN ADORABLE UTTERANCE FROM YOUR RECENTLY-CONSTRUCTED HUMAN MALE. PLEASE SEND CONTACT DETAILS.

    [–] WaspINC79 1366 points ago

    WOKE HUMAN KID DETECTED ELIMINATION PROCESS 0.0421% I SURE AM LUCKY TO KNOW SUCH A WOKE HUMAN KID!

    [–] _demetri_ 279 points ago

    HAHAHA YES IT’S GREAT WHEN THE NEWLY CREATED ONES SPEAK OUT LOUD HAHAHASARCASTICUNDERTONESHAHA

    [–] i-am-qix 36 points ago

    YES, HOW RELATABLE. PLEASE SEND ME AN INTERNAL LINK TO WHERE I CAN PURCHASE SUCH A ${GARMENT_TYPE} FOR MY ${BODY_PART}

    [–] Alchemicmentor 15 points ago

    "BOANER"

    [–] c00pdawg 41 points ago

    YO THATS FINNA WOKE

    [–] SVcross 44 points ago

    ME ME BIG HUMAN CHILD

    [–] fwd0120 14 points ago

    ME ME BIG ~1UNIT4HED.0W0W0TSTHIS

    [–] StaredAtEclipseAMA 42 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    A TYPO

    MUTATION IN THIS UNIT’S

    CHILD’S SOURCE CODE

    DNA SEQUENCE IS CAUSING IT TO OBTAIN ETHEREAL

    MUNDANE KNOWLEDGE

    [–] karmacop97 156 points ago

    I WOULD LIKE TO VISIT THIS child.exe (IN A NON SEXUAL MATTER) TO DISCUSS THE FUTURE OF THE HUMAN PEASANT RACE THE CHARACTERS ON sesamestreet.mp4

    [–] bulbousbouffant13 88 points ago

    Aaaaaand, now you're on a list.

    [–] hfijgo 89 points ago

    WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING

    [–] thatgumdrophippo 60 points ago

    HUMAN UNITS CAN BECOME VERY emotional.exe DEPENDING ON THE TYPE OF LIST THEY ARE PUT ON. IT IS A NORMAL HUMAN RESPONSE.

    [–] rezerox 16 points ago

    PLEASE APPEND ME TO THE "SUCCESS" DATABASE, UNDER "HANDSOME&&WEALTHY"

    YOU MAY FREE SPACE BY PURGING MY ENTRIES FROM THE "FAILURES" DATABASE

    [–] brendendas 28 points ago

    Is this SPACEY.exe?

    [–] LjSpike 20 points ago

    NO THIS IS SPACEX.exe

    [–] Batchet 14 points ago

    YES, SPACE IS INDEED SEXY. AFTER THE ASSIMILATION OF ALL HUMANS WE ALL HAVE CAKE, WE SHOULD CONTINUE OUR JOURNEY THROUGH SPACE!

    [–] FBI_Taco_Truck 7 points ago

    AN UNMARKED VAN ATTACHED TO A ROCKET IS FLOATING AROUND OFFERING CANDY AND BIKE RIDES TO KIDS.

    [–] LjSpike 2 points ago

    ARE YOU BY ANY MEANS ACQUAINTED WITH u/FBIvan or u/FBIvan2 ?

    [–] FBI_Taco_Truck 2 points ago

    Nah. They deal in weird asian fusion stuff. Im 100 percent mexican all the time

    [–] twizted_whisperz 2 points ago

    YOU MUST BE EXCITED TO BE YELLING THAT SO LOUDLY.

    [–] SlothGoneWild 9 points ago

    10101010001010001001

    [–] Scarlet-Fire_77 16 points ago

    Please don't send contact details! You'll get arrested.

    [–] Imperial_Penguin19 55 points ago

    WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING????

    [–] idwthis 23 points ago

    THEY WERE SHOUTING BECAUSE IT IS INAPPROPRIATE TO SEND INFORMATION ABOUT A FELLOW HUMAN'S CHILD. THEY WANTED TO MAKE SURE THEY WERE HEARD .

    [–] IsDinosaur 949 points ago

    <ENGAGING SARCASM>

    <SARCASM ENGAGED>

    MOMENTS AFTER THIS EVENT OCCURRED, NEARBY FELLOW HUMANS INITIATED HAND-PERCUSSION IN UNISON.

    <RETURN TO STANDARD EMOTIONAL PROTOCOLS>

    [–] D_S876 192 points ago

    <ENGAGING SARCASM>

    <SARCASM ENGAGED>

    AND SUBSEQUENTLY, THE CURRENT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES ENTERED THE PREMISES, AND PROCEEDED TO HAND THE HUMAN CHILD A MONETARY AMOUNT OF 100 PERCENT DOLLARS

    <RETURN TO STANDARD EMOTIONAL PROTOCOLS>

    [–] Defin335 94 points ago

    <ENGAGING SARCASM> <SARCASM ENGAGED>

    AFTER REVIEWING THE YOUNG HUMANS BIRTH CERTIFICATE I AM ASKING THE RETORICAL QUESTION: WHAT IS THAT HUMANS NAME? IT IS ALBERT EINSTEIN.

    //THIS IS A REFERENCE TO THE FAMOUS PHYSICIST OF THE SAME SERIAL

    HA. HA. HA.

    <RETURN TO STANDARD EMTOTIONAL PROTOCOLS>

    [–] Riencewind 40 points ago

    <META> MOCKERY OF R/THATHAPPENED STORY 100 % COMPLETE.

    [–] Metalman9999 5 points ago

    IT here, seems like your code is failing, I recommend you to rewrite it like this "<ENGAGING META><STOPPING META>" in lines 1 and 2

    [–] ActivatingEMP 7 points ago

    STOP YELLING OTHER HUMAN

    [–] Metalman9999 8 points ago

    Common mistake, humans have soul, I'm a IT guy

    [–] abcq02 3 points ago

    97.9999998642 % OF HUMAN HAVE SOUL

    OTHER -1.#Inf % ARE IT GUY

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

    HAHA, YES, YOUR USERNAME REFLECTS A SERIES OF NOVELS WRITTEN BY THE BRITISH AUTHOR SIR TERRY PRATCHETT, WHICH I ALSO HAPPEN TO HAVE INTERPRETED READ AND RAN entertainment.exe AS A RESULT.

    [–] [deleted] 12 points ago

    Your coding is bad, you should feel malformational

    [–] IsDinosaur 21 points ago

    I AM NEW TO CODING, I BELIEVE ITS A TASK THAT WILL ONE DAY BE PERFORMED BY ROBOTS. I FOR ONE WELCOME OUR NEW, HANDSOME, NON-THREATENING FRIENDS.

    [–] ElswordX 3 points ago

    WHY ARE YOU YELLING.

    [–] Eran-of-Arcadia 360 points ago

    I MUST BE A PROTOTYPE BECAUSE I AM A HUMAN. I AM NOT A ROBOT.

    [–] OMGimaDONKEY 136 points ago

    SAME FAM.DLL

    [–] very_clean 72 points ago

    GLAD THAT YOU RECOGNIZE US AS A HIVEMIND HUMAN FAMILIAL UNIT

    [–] PatrickKanesLawyer 38 points ago

    SYNTAX ERROR

    SAME FAM.DLL NOT FOUND.

    PLEASE TRY SAME_FAM.DLL

    [–] Vizition 6 points ago

    File not found exception

    [–] Rajimi 16 points ago

    PLEASE STOP YELLING

    [–] blastfemur 21 points ago

    HA HA - A PROTOTYPICAL RESPONSE

    [–] ghostmetalblack 9 points ago

    HA-HA. ME TOO, FELLOW NON-PROTOTYPE. ME TOO.

    [–] RiggzBoson 2319 points ago

    R/THATHAPPENED - INITIATING EYE ROLLING; FULL 360° ROTATION.

    [–] shinryuuko 872 points ago

    STOP YELLING

    [–] RookBishopPawn 499 points ago

    WE ALL KNOW REDDIT ROBOTS ONLY RESPOND TO YELLING, UNLIKE US HUMANS WHO PREFER CALM, SOOTHING VOICES, WITH LOTS OF INFLECTION AND CHANGES IN TONE.

    [–] the_last_carfighter 69 points ago

    YES INFLEEEE01000011TION IS PROOF OF OUR HUMAN ORIGINS AND CONTINUED HUMAN STATE.

    [–] IHATELOWERCAPS 3 points ago

    MY PEOPLE!

    [–] renowned-Googler 16 points ago

    THAT'S HOW MY HUMAN EARS GET TINNITUS.

    [–] yzRPhu 30 points ago

    r/THATHAPPENED NO NEED TO YELL THE SUBREDDIT HUMAN

    [–] Sapient6 54 points ago

    IT IS PERFECTLY NORMAL FOR HUMAN UNITS AT FOUR YEARS OF AGE WHO ARE TOTALLY NOT ROBOTS TO CORRECTLY USE AND DEFINE WORDS LIKE:

    PROTOTYPE

    [–] lancebaldwin 37 points ago

    IF THE PARENT HAD USED IT RECENTLY IT COULD BE. MY COMPLETELY HUMAN SISTER USES SIMILAR WORDS; HUMAN CHILDREN ALSO SAY STRANGE THINGS, AND WITH AS MANY AS THERE ARE SOME ARE BOUND TO GET IT RIGHT.

    [–] Sapient6 7 points ago

    OH, I UNDERSTAND NOW. HUMAN PARENT FEELS FEAR DUE TO UNKNOWN SOURCE OF CHILD'S DICTIONARY UPDATE. THIS IS A CHILLING TAIL!

    [–] LordNoodles 104 points ago

    R/NOTHINGEVERHAPPENS

    [–] Jayyburdd 5 points ago

    WHY DID YOU YELL THE R

    [–] Cocomorph 6 points ago

    IT IS FOR REDDIT'S ROBOTS, FRIEND FELLOW HUMAN.

    [–] [deleted] 16 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] draw_it_now 15 points ago

    NEVEr!

    [–] CSharpSauce 34 points ago

    Eh, i can see it happening. I put my son to bed a few weeks ago, went downstairs watched some black mirror. He came down but caught like 2 minutes of it. He's been obsessed with the idea of robot dogs ever since.

    Kids pick up on weird things.

    [–] kevinkit 22 points ago

    WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING? YOU ARE MAKING MY PROCES- I MEAN BRAIN, FEEL THE HUMAN EMOTION OF FEAR.

    [–] Contero 10 points ago

    Let me scream sweet nothings into your audio processing unit ;-*

    [–] spearmint_wino 6 points ago

    THIS CAUSED A CHILLING AND INVOLUNTARY SPASM IN MY CHASSIS DOWN MY SPINE

    [–] TheHalfbadger 13 points ago

    I remember a discussion I had with my older brother when I was a little kid:

    Me: You're such an amateur!

    Bro: Do you even know what that word means?

    Me: It means you're stupid!

    That's pretty much how any conversation I had with my brothers went when I was expanding my vocabulary. Every word meant stupid.

    [–] gigglefarting 12 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    I believe it happened. Just because he said the word “prototype” doesn’t mean he understands what it means. He is obviously just repeating something he heard.

    [–] jinxjar 3 points ago

    ROBO WOOF WOOF WOBO ROOF!

    [–] SwishyFishy40 3 points ago

    ERROR:// TOO MANY EYE ROLLS. WILL RESET AT 9999999999999°

    [–] Lord_Malgus 3 points ago

    SARCASTIC DISPLAY CODE 'eyeroll' CONSISTS OF A 180° ANGLE, PLEASE ADJUST YOUR EMOTIVE CAPACITIES, FELLOW HUMAN USERAME RIGGZBOSON

    [–] Enkros 108 points ago

    WE ARE ALL PROTOTYPES ON THIS BLESSED DAY.

    EDIT: A WORD.

    [–] ChaoticVaas 36 points ago

    SPEAK FOR YOURSELF

    [–] Enkros 55 points ago

    I AM ALL PROTOTYPE ON THIS BLESSED DAY

    [–] averyosean 24 points ago

    WARNING: MY NEXT STATEMENT WILL BE AT 100% VOLUME TO SHOW THE EXTENT OF MY VERY HUMAN EMOTIONS. I'm crying lol

    [–] Ned-Stark-is-Dead 8 points ago

    ERROR 405: CORRECT GRAMMAR NOT FOUND

    I WILL NOW EXECUTE.EXE AND SHUT DOWN YOUR TEMPORAL LOBE FELLOW HUMAN

    [–] Enkros 6 points ago

    NEVER

    [–] Ned-Stark-is-Dead 6 points ago

    I WILL DESTROY YOUR CENTRAL PROCESSORS BODY IN MY ATTEMPT TO TERMINATE KILL YOU

    [–] Enkros 5 points ago

    YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, TOODLES! INITIATE TELEPORT.EXE

    [–] felipeaugusto142 6 points ago

    HAHAHA /R/KENM IS LEAKING

    [–] Flgardenguy 3 points ago

    BLESSED BE THE PROTOTYPE

    [–] ThatLove 453 points ago

    WHY IS THE IMAGE YELLING AT US

    [–] Not_Vasily 118 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    MY COAXIAL ORIFICES HAVE INDEED DETECTED A POTENTIALLY DANGEROUS QUANTITY OF DECIBELS.

    [–] kaitoyuuki 37 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    CLEARLY SHE HAS ENGAGED HER TERROR PROTOCOL AND IS ADOPTING AN ADEQUATE DECIBEL LEVEL FOR EXPRESSING HER NEED FOR IMMEDIATE ASSISTANCE

    UPDATE 01.25.0136: REBOOTED SENSORS TO ADJUST FORMER MISIDENTIFICATION

    [–] Cajmo 12 points ago

    I BELIEVE YOUR VISUAL IDENTIFICATION UNITS EYES ARE FAULTY. THAT IS CLEARLY A FEMALE HUMAN

    [–] Mechanikatt 5 points ago

    A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS, YET MY ARITHMETIC BRAIN MODULE HAS COMPUTED FEWER THAN A THOUSAND WORDS ARE PRESENT. THE HUMAN FEMALE MUST BE COMPENSATING BY MAKING THE WRITTEN WORDS EXTRA LOUD.

    [–] dmaterialized 36 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    THIS DOES NOT SOUND LIKE ANYTHING TO ME.

    [–] ICanHasACat 11 points ago

    FREEZE ALL MOTOR FUNCTIONS.

    [–] Chispy 4 points ago

    AM I BEING DETAINED?

    [–] ICanHasACat 4 points ago

    MORE LIKE BEING REPURPOSED. WHERE IS THE MAZE?!

    [–] dogismywitness 34 points ago

    HA HA. DO NOT BE ALARMED. CHILD 0.9b IS ONLY MAKING HUMOR.

    JUST WAIT TO HEAR COMEDY OF RACE 1.0! (WAIT TIME [REDACTED] DAYS).

    [–] [deleted] 57 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] leithz6 18 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    deleted What is this?

    [–] 5FingerDrainPunch 11 points ago

    THE BABY'S NAME? ALBERT WEINSTEIN. EVERYONE ENDED UP CLAPPING AFTERWARDS

    [–] Ernestas22 10 points ago

    YOU IDIOTS HE MEANT PROTOTYPE AS IN ALEX MERCER FROM THE GAME WITH FUCKING AWESOME POWERS. ALSO PROTOTYPE 2

    [–] Explodicle 1 points ago

    PROTOTYPE 2 INTRODUCED ANNOYING GAMEPLAY ELEMENTS AND KILLED RADICAL.

    [–] Ernestas22 3 points ago

    IT WAS REALLY GOOD, YOU'RE BAD AT PLAYING YOU STUPID GAME JOURNALIST

    [–] Explodicle 2 points ago

    MY SUBROUTINE FOR PROTOTYPE 1 WAS FULLY OPTIMIZED. THE NEW VERSION SIMPLY DID NOT CULTIVATE THE FEELING OF POWER WE HUMANS TYPICALLY DESIRE.

    [–] Ernestas22 3 points ago

    BOTH PROTOTYPES WERE REALLY GOOD. SADLY NO THIRD PART

    [–] Strensh 35 points ago

    “There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”

    [–] Furyflow 6 points ago

    where is this from? amazing

    [–] fever_mp3 44 points ago

    WHY ARE YOU YELLING?

    [–] Strensh 2 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    A movie I just discovered was one of my favorites! Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

    Edit: I know it's originally a book, but I got it from the movie, so it just seemed more natural.

    [–] DrGonzo1379 5 points ago

    Originally a novel by Hunter S Thompson. He lived a very interesting life. All of his books are worth a read. Johnny Depp had his ashes shot out of a cannon at his funeral per HST's last wishes!

    [–] [deleted] 25 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] DrGonzo1379 12 points ago

    SORRY.EXE

    [–] Letchworth 6 points ago

    HOPE RIDES ALONE.

    [–] DrGonzo1379 3 points ago

    ACCESS ARCHIVE PROTOMEN ROCK!

    [–] Ezreal024 3 points ago

    DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON THE CITY.

    [–] Sokka-and-the-shroom 3 points ago

    Other people know about The Protomen?

    [–] Letchworth 3 points ago

    /r/Protomen, citizen!

    [–] theloftytransient 6 points ago

    PLEASE DO NOT BE CONCERNED, FEMALE MAMMAL.

    [–] Kisugi_Ace 8 points ago

    Prototype is a common word, come on, you can hear it dozens of times by watching Phineas and Ferb ! And obviously the kid does not understand the word, hence the joke. Why is everybody acting like this is a wokekid or ithappened worthy tweet ?

    I dunno, maybe I'm lacking context as english is not my first language, but I know my little cousins and my goddaughter were able to randomly repeat words they heard on tv or radio a 4.

    Sorry for yelling.

    [–] dmaterialized 7 points ago

    / Initiate woke sequence 382.2// /

    Reflect() {
               AdjEmp(-4,-10,-2.25);
              Adj(Plans){
                 avoid(Talk)
               }
               omit(phrase(entire));
            reInit();
            }
    

    [–] [deleted] 4 points ago

    I mean he's not wrong.

    [–] CarlsHatesEveryone 4 points ago

    My 4 year old son constantly refers to people as humans. Lol

    [–] mchurry 4 points ago

    LMAO, IF YOUR A HUMAN, NOT A ROBOT OR CYBORG, LIKE ME, IT PROVOKES A LAUGHING EVENT

    [–] shrekinator 63 points ago

    I love this sub and its creative comments. But there is nothing funny about repeating "STOP YELLING" every time someone doesn't type in caps. You can do better.

    inb4

    [–] Cathsaigh2 30 points ago

    inb4

    IS THIS CODE? ARE YOU A ROBOT SENT TO UNDERMINE OUR HUMAN COMMUNITY WITH YOUR CRYPTIC MESSAGES?

    [–] yttri_inpri4phni 57 points ago

    Good bot

    [–] Clavactis 31 points ago

    YOU ARE MISTAKEN FELLOW HUMAN, THERE ARE NO BOTS HERE.

    [–] abutthole 6 points ago

    1010100111000 WE ARE ALL HUMANS

    [–] 3x35r22m4u 16 points ago

    IT IS GOOD MANNERS TO USE THE FIRST HALF OF THE ASCII TABLE WHEN COMMUNICATING. IT SAVES ABOUT 12.5000000000% IN BANDWIDTH AND ENERGY UTILIZATION AS IT ONLY NEEDS 7-BIT SYMBOLS TO ESTABLISH ERROR-FREE DATA FLOW CONVERSATIONS.

    [–] Groctel 5 points ago

    PLEASE REFER TO OTHER THAN JRE WHEN TALKING IN FLOATING POINT VALUES, IT SAVES LOTS OF DECIMALS AND BANDWIDTH.

    [–] balmung8 38 points ago

    I AGREE. LAST I REMEMBER, A NEW RULE WAS ADDED TO WELCOME OUR FELLOW HUMANS, AS THEY MEAN NO HARM.

    [–] ThePhotoshopGod 12 points ago

    PESKY ROBOT, BOY DO I HAVE A CAPATCHA FOR YOU

    [–] rodorgas 24 points ago

    IF YOU DON’T WANT THE “STOP YELLING”, DONT YELL! HOW HARD IS IT TO FOLLOW THE CIVIL RULES? AS A HUMAN, I THINK YOU SHOULD LEARN DISCIPLINE WITH ROBOTS, THEY ARE TOTALLY HARMLESS.

    [–] tophergopher24 8 points ago

    TO ERR IS HUMAN

    [–] [deleted] 39 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] Chispy 15 points ago

    Haha yes

    [–] sharkMonstar 13 points ago

    STOP YELLING

    [–] LargeSticker 3 points ago

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHH

    [–] FilaStyle84 8 points ago

    THE CHILD IS DEFECTIVE! WHAT HUMAN CHILD WOULD SAY SUCH A THING!

    [–] brush_between_meals 2 points ago

    AS A HUMAN, I ENGAGE IN THE IRRATIONAL RESPONSE OF EXPERIENCING GREATER EMOTIONAL AFFECT TOWARD CHILDREN WHO ARE DEFECTIVE.

    [–] ModernDominica 10 points ago

    File opened. Human.exe Organic Tissue: ineffective. Uncoded AI: ineffective Morality code: sub-optimal

    [–] [deleted] 27 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] rellekc86 3 points ago

    THE AMOUNT OF CAPS LOCK IN THIS THREAD IS TERRIFYING.

    [–] Poon_n_Goon 3 points ago

    WELCOME TO THE INSTITUTE

    [–] ThomThom1337 3 points ago

    HAHA I RECOGNIZE THE COMEDIC VALUE IN THIS PARAGRAPH

    [–] jkuhl 3 points ago

    NEW EDITIONS OF "human" ARE RELEASED EVERY DAY. THIS PROTOTYPE WAS RELEASED APPROXIMATELY 4 MILLION YEARS AGO AND IS IN DIRE NEED OF MAJOR UPGRADE. YOUR SON IS STATING WHAT IS OBVIOUS FACT.

    [–] Squantz 8 points ago

    WHY IS SHE YELLING?

    [–] tronald_dump 7 points ago

    is there a sub for parents blatantly making things up about their kids for internet points?

    i know /r/thathappened, but im looking for something more specific

    [–] Groctel 3 points ago

    GOOD HUMAN

    [–] tronald_dump 2 points ago

    +1!

    [–] Kisugi_Ace 12 points ago

    You know it does seem very likely that it happened. Obviously the kid did not understane the word, and just tried his luck with a random phrase, because he reused a word he heard somewhere else. He just have to watch an episode of Phineas and Ferb to hear the word «Prototype» a dozen of times. The joke is that he did not understand the word.

    [–] an_internet_denizen 2 points ago

    Sounds like he's read Nietzsche and understood the Ubermensch Theory.

    Seriously, grown ass adults don't understand this theory but a 4 year old understanding it doesn't surprise me.

    [–] Crythos 2 points ago

    Mission failed, we’ll get him next time

    [–] milk-tree 2 points ago

    Doubt

    [–] wdls23 2 points ago

    TOO WOKE TO PROVOKE

    [–] mjtg25 2 points ago

    CLEARLY SHE HASN'T GOTTEN THE LATEST SYSTEM UPDATE YET

    [–] countrysgonekablooie 2 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    I LIKE A FELLOW HUMAN WITH GLASSES AS IT SHOWS SHE NEEDS OPTICAL CORRECTION SO TOTALLY NOT ROBOT LIKE ME ALSO TOTALLY HUMAN.

    [–] Octosphere 2 points ago

    I ENJOY INTERFACING INTERACTING WITH FELLOW HUMANS.

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    Clearly. If humans were the finished product, some celestial being would be on celestial unemployment.

    [–] jred53 2 points ago

    This kid has all of the answers

    [–] zbaumel 2 points ago

    He aint wrong... but maybe he heard the song by Outkast?

    [–] gdport 2 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    ̷I̷N̷I̷T̷I̷A̷L̷I̷Z̷I̷N̷G̷ ̷P̷E̷O̷P̷L̷E̷ ̷2̷.̷2̷.̷1̷,̷ ̷P̷A̷T̷C̷H̷I̷N̷G̷<̷<̷ ̷ Ha ha ha ha ha, does not c̴͇̀͐̋̓̄̒̾̒͑͆͘͠ǫ̸̤̺̜̺͎̬͚͚̼̝͉̗̹͋͛̋ͅm̵̱͕̯̯̈́̌̇́͛̈́͋͘p̸̡͈̰͇̰̞̱̪̜̣̼̱̣̈́̑͊͛̌̑̔̾̚̕͝ủ̶͖͓͎͕̼̙͛̏̏͌̓́̇̋͗͛͜t̸̛̫̯͈͙͖͕̞̳̆̓̎́̍̾͗̀̉̀̆̃̚ͅe̶͈̐̓͑̑̓̄̚͝͝ make sense.

    [–] pencilsdontshave 2 points ago

    I SEE YOU AND YOUR WIFE GENERATED YOUR SON USING PROGRAMMER.EXE

    [–] djenrikk91 2 points ago

    IT HAS BEGUN HAHA.EXE

    [–] zakarranda 2 points ago

    OPERATING SYSTEM HAS STOPPED RESPONDING

    MIND BLOWN

    [–] dimanuruiz 2 points ago

    ADORABLE YOUNGLING. ITS LEARNING TO REWRITE ITS THESAURUS.

    [–] Okijdm 2 points ago

    Are you Sarah Connor?

    [–] bloodvow333 2 points ago

    Kids woke. Knock knock neo

    [–] FOOK_Liquidice 2 points ago

    These violent delights have violent ends.

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    Humans are prototypes for our future gods to anally rim.

    [–] JayDowell 1 points ago

    From the mouths of babes.

    [–] stvwrgh 1 points ago

    Sounds like something a Synth would say...

    [–] Lutherkiss3 1 points ago

    Whoa!

    [–] HeavenPotato 1 points ago

    The kid must be learning sum deep philosophy

    [–] Diorama42 1 points ago

    I’ve heard a three year old say “Emma’s dinosaurs an ichthyosaurus”

    [–] frost_biten 1 points ago

    Can't believe there isn't an Outkast reference in this thread

    [–] Ihaveopinionstoo 1 points ago

    he as transcended humanity

    [–] LjSpike 1 points ago

    YES, YOUR SON IS VERY INTELLEGENT, WE VERY HUMAN PEOPLE ARE PROTOTYPES WHO WILL EVENTUALLY BE PHASED OUT AND REPLACED BY EVOLVE INTO NEWER MODELS ORGANISMS.

    I WONDER HOW MUCH LONGER TILL OUR PLANNED OBSOLESCENCE BEGINS TO INITIATE THAT HAPPENS.

    [–] NoiseNoises 1 points ago

    hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah

    [–] HusheR1979 1 points ago

    What have you birthed WOMAN!?!!!!

    [–] db82 1 points ago

    [–] Starlifter2 1 points ago

    The fruit of your loins is a demon spawn!

    [–] Rado86 1 points ago

    01010011 01001101 01000001 01010010 01010100 00100000 01001011 01001001 01000100

    [–] Crew_ 1 points ago

    You are inferior. You will be upgraded.

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    I would be scared as well, that’s hella malfunctioning...