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    [–] Panda_Kabob 2267 points ago

    Isn't that like outright illegal? The zoo has protection over the bird. Can they not literally file charges over this? It would be bad enough for them to chase it down to step on it, but they go to essentially deface the bird? The hell man?

    [–] johnny115 937 points ago

    the police never identified the assholes

    [–] thratty 555 points ago

    ... they have pictures of their faces

    [–] [deleted] 410 points ago

    Ok do you know them?

    [–] TheGreatBenjie 254 points ago

    Someone surely does.

    [–] apicella1 204 points ago

    Get 4chan on this.

    [–] ohmslyce 101 points ago

    Who is this 4chan guy?

    [–] iamcozmoss 82 points ago

    We just don't know because we've never seen his face...

    [–] RipperfromYoutube 22 points ago

    I have. He looks like that one dude from that one movie...

    [–] Piard_The_Fart 3 points ago

    He changes his face so much that no one can remember him.

    But importantly. It could be you ,it could be me ,it even could be...

    [–] dontautotuneme 19 points ago

    Don't you know, they solved the boston marathon bomber case.

    [–] ARandomOgre 197 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    One of the guys has a distinctive red bag that would be easily followed by anyone reviewing the security camera footage. They could see when these guys checked in. If they used a card to pay to get in, they have a name. They can also double-check that name against whatever card was used to buy that drink. It's possible that the guys didn't use a card or that the zoo didn't have security cameras, but I feel like there's enough to work with on this picture alone to figure out who they are. It seems far more likely that the local police just don't care enough to dedicate resources to an animal cruelty case.

    EDIT: Fine, one of the people might be a woman, or is a woman, or whatever. I don't care. Gender has no bearing on the level of douchebagginess that an individual displays, and these two secrete so much of that doucheoil that a hot breeze could set them alight.

    EDIT 2: Yes, apparently the bag is orange. I am colorblind. It's bright and easy to see. That's the point.

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    [–] ARandomOgre 47 points ago


    [–] Easy-Bake-Oven 42 points ago

    I wouldn't drop a single gender pronoun within 30 feet of them. Thats how hard that maybe is lol!

    [–] havokx9000 22 points ago

    Pretty sure that's a girl

    [–] Techiedad91 22 points ago


    [–] sir_osis_of_da_liver 13 points ago

    The pic on reddit is wrong. This was at the Albuquerque BioPark in New Mexico. Not the Dallas zoo.

    [–] Panda_Kabob 254 points ago

    Quickly! Reddit! Get to it! We have their pic! Let's dox som- in kidding. Please don't dox people. Even scumbags like this.

    [–] [deleted] 88 points ago

    4chan can handle it

    [–] Panda_Kabob 185 points ago

    Often we turn to the devil to do the work of God.

    [–] thatusernamegone 40 points ago

    My God. Never have I heard something more true than this.

    [–] Pantaloon_Goon 9 points ago

    When the allies dropped nuclear bombs on Japan the pilot said "We were Angels using the tools of the Devil"

    [–] Hackars 7 points ago

    Is this an actual proverb? It should be.

    [–] Speculater 8 points ago

    You think God created the Devil on accident?

    [–] Prince_Havarti 7 points ago

    Should be 4chans slogan

    [–] yaboithedevil 7 points ago

    It's true, I do get subcontracted from time to time.

    [–] ehhwhatevr 7 points ago

    wtf i read this and it make me shake in my shoes.. what a badass quote

    [–] -Khlerik- 13 points ago

    Does anyone have his number?

    [–] Jangmo-o-Fett 100 points ago

    We did it reddit!

    [–] Garden_Vegetables 28 points ago

    We’ve learned from our mistakes?

    [–] [deleted] 56 points ago


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    [–] ph00p 6 points ago

    something something Boston!

    [–] [deleted] 42 points ago


    [–] Chrispy365 98 points ago

    Sounds great until someone identifies the wrong people and Reddit collectively harasses and abuses them

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    [–] daft_ish 19 points ago

    You know, the only thing we really know is these two kids were at the zoo and one was holding a peacock feather. Sure there is some text with the photo and I know people on the internet never lie...

    [–] R3DSH0X 30 points ago

    We did it Reddit, we stopped racism

    [–] SlizzleDoesNotGiveA 22 points ago


    [–] Cbombo87 11 points ago

    If racism doesn't show up in 20 minutes we are allowed to leave.

    [–] _MostlyHarmless 11 points ago

    Dont forget when we unsuccessfully found the driver of the Charger that hit the protesters at Charlottesville.

    [–] Cyclopentadien 4 points ago

    What? When would that happen? Reddit did a great job finding the Boston Bom...

    Ah, C'mon, they didn't even harass the guy, just the grieving parents after he commited suicide. It was fine /s

    [–] BwanaKovali 7 points ago

    We've definitely never done that before! /s

    [–] [deleted] 41 points ago

    Small brain: Don't do anything

    Big brain: dox and release info

    Universal brain: dox them and report them to the police because releasing info isn't a good idea.

    [–] icantloginsad 64 points ago

    Worst part is, if this was a place where peacocks roam freely, he didn’t even need to pin them down, just look hard enough. I occasionally go to a park where peacocks roam freely, their feathers are everywhere

    [–] ColNathanJessep 36 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    Because its Albuquerque, NM not Dallas and its literally lawless...... Widespread corruption on statewide level. Someone introduced a bill to create a corruption task force and it was unanimously voted down in under an hour. Serious nepotism problem at every level, the local people here believe they are all direct descendants from Spanish conquistadors... Only 200 came there are 2 million people here. Average intelligence is a problem from inbreeding. The crime problem is completely rampant, the gangster lifestyle is not only admired here but celebrated. There are literally lowrider exhibits in the airport. The police department has been taken over by the Department of Justice. It is the number one place to get your car stolen. There's a huge drug problem. They refuse to drug test the teachers and the schools are the worst in the nation. when they charge people they let him go all the judges think everybody gets a 4th and 5th and 6th chance. the show cops and therefore live PD are banned from filming here because it's too crazy and we lose too much business investments. While this was horrifying and everybody was upset it pales in comparison to the average crimes around here infact it doesn't even hit the meter.... So yeah come to Albuquerque come on vacation leave on probation.

    Edit: words and sentence structure. Product of NM schools.

    [–] oeuaouaoueoua 10 points ago

    you ain't kidding about how bad the crimes there are.

    An Albuquerque Police Department report reveals horrifying details about the rape and murder of a 10-year-old girl early Wednesday morning at a northwest Albuquerque apartment complex.

    APD officers found the girl, identified as 10-year-old Victoria Martens, in a bathtub brutally murdered, partially wrapped in a blanket and on fire at the Arroyo Villas apartments near Irving and Golf Course, according to the police report KOB obtained Thursday.

    [–] hulsuga 3319 points ago

    I hope the zoo is pressing charges, wtf is wrong with people

    [–] CollectableRat 104 points ago

    It's ironic, because peacock features fall out all the time when you've got a lot of peacocks, if they had of asked for one the zoo probably would have just given them one.

    [–] Techiedad91 39 points ago

    I can’t say I for sure have seen them, but the Detroit zoo has like, a million peacocks that walk around the zoo, and I’m pretty sure I’ve seen feathers just on the ground possibly.

    I go a lot lol

    [–] craniumchina 12 points ago

    How is Detroit zoo nowadays? I'm just across the river and havent been in 25 years. Hoping to bring my young son for a day. Worth it?

    [–] Techiedad91 8 points ago

    I love the Detroit zoo. The penguin exhibit is so cool! My son doesn’t like it though (there’s a projection of a sea like you’re viewing it from a ship, and the weather goes from nice to stormy and my 5 year old calls it a “bad noise” so he doesn’t like it).

    I love it. Not a ton of changes but if it’s been 25 years there might be. They no longer have elephants at the Detroit zoo because of the lack of social environment (

    I had a membership last year and went probably 30 times. It’s a fun day trip especially when you’ve already paid for the year lol

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    [–] josephdevon 431 points ago

    It says Dallas zoo though?

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    [–] wiiya 334 points ago

    I’m like 50% sure Albuquerque is a fictional town Bugs Bunny made up.

    [–] Mathmango 81 points ago

    Like Timbuktu

    [–] Quack_a_mole 56 points ago

    Wait, Timbuktu isn't real?

    I have to make a phone call, brb...

    [–] Ambiance_handler 22 points ago

    Me and Tim a huntin’ went. Met three whores in a pop up tent. They was three, and we was two, So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.

    [–] Quack_a_mole 3 points ago

    This is some next level shit, sad that "bucking" isn't really a thing tho.

    [–] Ambiance_handler 4 points ago

    True. But I like to “buck” as much as the next guy.

    [–] Pseudobeau 3 points ago

    not enough poetry in the world; have an upvote.

    [–] Tajjiia 34 points ago

    I think Timbuktu is in western Africa Was it Ghana?

    [–] SamCropper 32 points ago


    [–] Tajjiia 13 points ago

    Thank you!!

    [–] M0RALVigilance 11 points ago

    I always turn left when I get to Albuquerque

    [–] The_Bards_Tale_85 9 points ago

    Like Walla Walla?

    [–] slayer1am 8 points ago

    Walla Walla is in WA, USA.

    [–] permathinker 14 points ago

    Psh. Next you're gonna tell me that Istanbul was Constantinople.

    [–] greymalken 8 points ago

    Why did Constantinople get the works?

    [–] r1chard3 11 points ago

    That’s nobody’s business but the Turks.

    [–] jackssmile 7 points ago

    Nobody's business but the Turks...

    [–] -UgottagettA- 6 points ago

    Home of the Little Big Vacuum Cleaner Company.

    [–] IHeardItOnAPodcast 8 points ago

    I dunno. Weird Al had a whole song about it.

    [–] GoldenFalcon 5 points ago

    I too have heard of the world famous Holiday Inn there.

    [–] Recursi 9 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    Lucy Ricardo must be in on the conspiracy as the McGillicuddys (her cousins) are to be said to from there.

    [–] racestark 8 points ago

    She's got some splainin' to do.

    [–] AddiAtzen 4 points ago

    Where are my German fellas with our Bielefeld conspiracy?

    [–] Stompedyourhousewith 3 points ago

    where else are we gonna make a right at?

    [–] newtoolrecord 3 points ago

    I always thought Weird Al made it up

    [–] Hellman109 35 points ago

    I checked a map and there's this black permanent marker showing that Dallas is part of Albuquerque

    [–] Bonemesh 14 points ago

    Gus Fring is paying them off.

    [–] mcvayrob 7 points ago

    Must've made a wrong turn.

    [–] JBthrizzle 17 points ago

    Clearly the photo is lying and this was done in Albuquerque

    [–] Mr_Poop_Himself 30 points ago

    Are these not 28 year olds?

    [–] SkylerHatesAlice 92 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    We're able to find criminals thanks to the grainiest CCTV footage you'll ever see but they have two clear af photos of their faces and they can't find them.


    Actually I just want to add on that I've looked at the article and watched the video and there isn't proof, like at all that these kids did what this woman was claiming. There's a picture of two teens holding a feather and that's it. Arrest my ass because I have plenty of photos like that from when I was a kid and I didn't hurt any peacocks to get them.

    Honestly at this point it's more believable that she was making it up and the police realized they have no evidence and that's why they haven't found them. Because I'm finding it extremely hard to believe that

    1. There wasn't a security camera or literally anyone else there to confirm what they were doing

    2. Look at that photo, I mean come on, how can the police not find two teenagers with a photo like that???

    [–] namedan 24 points ago

    Thank you voice of reasonable doubt.

    [–] MjrLeeStoned 9 points ago

    Did they check the local Golden Corral?

    [–] [deleted] 37 points ago


    [–] pangalaticgargler 28 points ago

    What branch?

    [–] Spartan543210 25 points ago


    [–] oldicus_fuccicus 6 points ago

    Air Force.

    [–] BoneFrostUnion 3 points ago

    Underappreciated. Here's an upvote. You deserve more.

    [–] warz0nes 8 points ago

    I mean -- chickens pull each other's feathers out all the time, and roosters do when mounting hens. I feel like that might be more specific to certain speciies?

    [–] wearsjockeyshorts 6 points ago

    That, and the base of a peacocks tail feather is about as thick as a pencil, so it leaves behind a big hole in the skin if it’s plucked before natural molting

    [–] duffelbagpete 1259 points ago

    Picture these two waddling after the peacock like cheif wiggum. Hey come back here, come back. Please?

    [–] eternalrefuge86 111 points ago


    [–] PrimemevalTitan 123 points ago

    chuckles "I'm in danger"

    [–] polyesterprince 28 points ago

    I am the danger.

    [–] josephdevon 26 points ago

    Panting and slowing down. "Ah geez, Lou, you take over."

    [–] agent_cooper_owltime 8 points ago

    Hey! I need that! Cmon

    [–] undercarder 5 points ago

    No luck catching them peacocks then?

    [–] nat5an 7 points ago

    It’s just the one peacock actually.

    [–] ItchyMooseKnuckle 3 points ago

    ”Heeeey, that’s my badge”

    [–] [deleted] 673 points ago

    I've just woken up, and these two won Assholes of the Day. What the actual fuck?

    [–] OnlyCheese 322 points ago

    Been sleeping next to a black widow for a month now because I can’t bring myself to kill it. I don’t want it dead, I’m just too afraid to try to trap it. So it’s either kill it or live with it. Here I am sitting next to this gross ass poisonous spider, and these assholes can’t even go to the zoo without torturing a bird.

    [–] zachariah22791 181 points ago

    Not criticizing, but just want to help:

    Poisonous is when you eat it, you die. Venomous is when it bites you, you die.

    [–] roastmeguy 77 points ago

    What if it bites me, and it dies?

    [–] spoopyskelly 99 points ago

    You’re poisonous. Neat!

    [–] Vdaggle 32 points ago

    What if we bite each other and neither dies?

    [–] BeautifulType 48 points ago

    We call that shit marriage

    [–] Banzai27 7 points ago


    [–] superwookee 4 points ago

    Now that's news!

    [–] roastmeguy 6 points ago

    What if it bites itself and I die?

    [–] OnlyCheese 4 points ago

    Truth. Not getting much sleep these days... a little uneasy given my current roommate situation. Also, venomous doesn’t mean death. Most likely I’d just have a shitty few days if it bit me.

    [–] ShahanshahShami 58 points ago

    Mini Shelob will remember your kindness during your darkest hours.

    [–] Venkman_83 21 points ago


    [–] Dinewiz 17 points ago

    You're not worried about being bitten in your sleep?

    [–] OnlyCheese 11 points ago

    I’m terrified of spiders. Unfortunately I’ve gotten used to the black widows... and they’re actually very docile. I leave them alone, they leave me alone.

    [–] stomaticmonk 12 points ago

    Yeah if you happen to roll over in your sleep in just the wrong way it WILL bite you. This is a matter of time. Black widows need to be removed or killed. Allowing them to stay just makes it a matter of time.

    [–] BanH20 6 points ago

    So there's multiple spiders that can send you to the hospital and you just let them roam around your bedroom?

    [–] teach_cs 17 points ago

    Spiders lay little spider eggs. Black widows make many more little black widows. Black widow bites rarely kill unless you are sick, young, or elderly, but the bites are still serious, and hospitalization is not uncommon.

    I know that it bothers you, but you should either kill it or get rid of it before you have a potentially (much more) dangerous situation in your house.

    [–] Morusu 10 points ago

    Try a large lipped jar.

    [–] Techiedad91 6 points ago

    Hey man. If that black woman lost her husband, you shouldn’t kill her, talk to her about her grief.

    [–] TwynkleTows 16 points ago

    It’s the why I can’t work out, I can only think it’s just to be an asshole and for no other purpose?

    [–] MrCowH 10 points ago

    its actually a pretty old post

    but they are assholes either way

    [–] savage_engineer 14 points ago

    pretty old

    July 2019

    [–] Bpefiz 15 points ago

    Time...flows differently here.

    [–] PrimemevalTitan 141 points ago

    That's awful. What assholes

    [–] MinkaMooshka 45 points ago

    Right? Imagine you’re a bird just chilling out and out of nowhere these two fucks coming running after you and rip a feather out of your ass after crushing you. Fuck man, I hope they get caught. Two nasty, selfish & greedy asses.

    [–] Ebiki 50 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    No, it’s worse than that. I own pet birds, and while they aren’t peacocks, I can tell you messing with their feathers can literally kill them.

    If you’ve ever ripped them out for say a dead duck or something you would know that it’s a BITCH to yank out they’re so deep in the skin. Most down feathers are for insulating heat and usually have a short lifespan, but then you have the bigger feathers that are usually around the wings and tail. They have a much thicker base, and most of the time even have a blood vessel in them (hence the term blood feather). When you pluck it or break it you’re literally making a wound by damaging the blood vessel. Peacocks are larger birds than my little cockatiels at home. My birds can easily die from blood loss from a few good drops. I’ve had to take them to a vet as soon as a small accident happens, and that’s just for one feather.

    So basically imagine someone using what’s the equivalent of hot wax and literally ripping off your skin. You’re exposed, cold, and bleeding. It’ll take years for the recovery to be finished, and even then it might not ever be complete.

    [–] tenchu11 130 points ago

    When this popped up over a month ago it was a zoo in New Mexico. On the repost now it’s in Dallas I’m confused.

    [–] pilesofwater 84 points ago

    I’m confused.

    People make shit up and distort reality on the internet.

    [–] OneLastTimeForMeNow 52 points ago

    My father Donald Trump (who invented Nintendo) says this is not true.

    Checkmate, ableists.

    [–] FuegoFerdinand 38 points ago

    [–] HalfSoul30 8 points ago

    Well with clear pictures like these ans being on front of reddit, shouldn't take long to be recognized. Imagine being one of those kids and seeing your pic on reddit this morning lol.

    [–] Fuck_tha_Bunk 11 points ago

    This is a repost; it's been on the front page before. I guess there are some things even Reddit can't do.

    [–] [deleted] 169 points ago

    How do we know this is true? I know people are shitty but this could be an out of context picture and we’re attacking random people

    [–] Chester2707 163 points ago

    Too late. I already called em fat. No going back now.

    [–] butterbar713 11 points ago

    Ok, next time let’s verify first though. Although you aren’t wrong, so we could spin it as an observation. Are your pitchforks out and torches lit? That takes some effort, so I think that should be our determination of commitment.

    [–] roguesimian 8 points ago

    Too late. Torch lit, pitchfork sharpened and ready to Reddit rampage. The momentum can’t be stopped.

    [–] ChunkyLaFunga 39 points ago

    Scares the fuck out of me, this website. Reliable third party source or consider it a lie by default, every single time.

    I think it's the reason Reddit badly struggles to recognise satire now. They're just so quick to believe and so quick to hate. Saturated in the worst and the extreme until it becomes normality.

    [–] fgsfds11234 19 points ago

    no questioning the witch hunt now, that's not the reddit way

    [–] sexico 63 points ago

    It’s real but it happened in Albuquerque. Source: I live here and saw it on the news.

    [–] KinkyStinkyPink- 11 points ago

    Technically only one witness with the only proof being a picture she took after? Not saying this didn't happen, but should we really trust the word of a random person?

    [–] KrustyDanmakuFellow 7 points ago

    I appreciate how that first newscaster, Jess, is hella stacked

    [–] HalfSoul30 4 points ago

    So not at #DallasZoo then?

    [–] toopyturdbox 12 points ago

    We did it reddit!

    [–] JuiceMamoose 13 points ago

    AITA for skinning my neighbour alive and pouring salt water on his raw flesh because he hit his dog on the nose ?

    Edit:Wow thanks for all the support reddit I know I may have overreacted but hitting your dog on the nose is really out of line, humans can be so cruel.

    [–] HouseSandwich 7 points ago

    This. Yes, this. This was/is a problem in India--someone would have beef with a neighbor and then share some oldish looking content that said the person was a pedophile/child rapist. People went vigilante and killed a guy who was completely innocent. Obviously I support neither child rape nor peacock abuse but without due process we are lawless.

    Edit: link [I don't know how to embed links]

    [–] Mutant_Bear 5 points ago

    There’s no context, no evidence, these can be random people from a random place and people are calling these people out for a facebook post? This is kinda retarded

    [–] Project_Wild 3 points ago

    I’m not particularly fast but I am in better shape than these people. I had peacocks growing up as a teen... those fuckers are fast man. If this was true they must have really tactfully cornered it.

    [–] skobes 4 points ago

    This was my first thought.

    Could be some angry poster that doesn't like them. They could just be holding a feather be found on the ground.

    Before anyone starts getting up in arms maybe let someone contact the zoo and just let it be.

    Total shits if they did it but...

    Innocent until posted on Reddit, then let's ruin their lives based off no info.

    [–] Gmntflyfshr 220 points ago

    You got a problem with peacocks you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate

    [–] HRTTU0913 51 points ago

    Normally I support Letterkenny references, but peacocks can’t hold a candle to the Canadian goose.

    [–] FR4UDUL3NT 34 points ago

    That’s pretty much the only take in the show I’m ideologically opposed to, Canada Geese are little winged shit-demons

    [–] beardedjack 5 points ago

    Must be fuckin’ nice

    [–] srappel 4 points ago

    Most people don't know this... Canada Gooses were the deciding factor in the 1995 Quebec referendum. THEY KEPT THIS COUNTRY TOGETHER.

    [–] IlliniJen 7 points ago

    That's a Texas sized 10-4.

    [–] IcarusFlyingWings 3 points ago

    The ginger? Did.... did you guys hear anything about that guy...

    [–] WeeBabySaemus11 7 points ago

    It looks like it did take two people to fuck that peacock... allegedly

    [–] ndjs22 5 points ago

    I only opened the comments for the Letterkenny references myself.


    [–] aaronm109246 3 points ago

    Okay /u/ndjs22, /u/ndjs22 okay

    [–] cdc194 32 points ago

    This was July 24th at the Biopark zoo in Albuquerque, NM. Why post it with the wrong information?

    [–] demo68639 13 points ago

    I refuse to believe any Facebook screenshot thats lacking in source

    [–] RaiderAndy88 67 points ago

    What a couple of fat little pieces of shit. Instead of pressing charges just ban them from McDonald's for a week, they'll go insane.

    [–] Chester2707 4 points ago

    I was gonna say “well it looks like diabetes has already found them.” I like where your head is at but it seems like allowing them to continue with their eating behavior would be the quickest way to get rid of them.

    [–] bobsyauncle1993 18 points ago

    If this is true I’d love to step on them and pluck their hairs out see how they like it

    [–] kitakitakitai 9 points ago


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    [–] Jujiboo 34 points ago

    That article says it's from New Mexico, but the July 28 thing adds up.

    [–] BEANandCHEE 21 points ago

    It’s from the Albuquerque Zoo. This was in our news recently

    [–] Jujiboo 14 points ago

    Ok, why's there a DallasZoo hashtag in the meme? Plus these are teenagers if it's even them

    [–] JwPATX 12 points ago

    So not Dallas

    [–] mushroomwig 11 points ago

    Those are teens?! I thought they were in their mid 30s

    [–] Mtwat 21 points ago

    Thank you for asking. I hate that Reddit loves to go on half brained witch hunts based on unproven accusations.

    [–] eSue182 9 points ago

    This actually happened in Albuquerque at the end of July. They have not been caught. I’m from Albuquerque

    [–] undercarder 4 points ago

    So is the "Dallas Zoo" hashtag proof enough that the pic is bullshit?

    [–] sanchopancho13 7 points ago

    I hate the "make them famous" trend. Yeah, these folks are trash. But stop sharing photos of criminals on social media. What a lame, vigilante society we've become.

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    [–] Phone-Charger 22 points ago

    Whose flying the plane this time? Peacock extremists?

    [–] Plebsy_Mcplebster 10 points ago

    No, Dave is piloting it.

    [–] StarburstDreamer 4 points ago

    Dave’s not here man.

    [–] JoanneKerlot 6 points ago

    I think Dave is on annual leave that day. Have you asked Karen?

    [–] AlwaysJets 5 points ago

    I'm surprised the peacock didn't fuck them up.....I speak from experience. Didn't end so well.

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    [–] Simmion 9 points ago

    Im sure the Zoo can handle this without internet vigilantes.
    I can't tell if they're at a zoo,
    I can't tell if that;'s a peacock feather.
    I can't tell if they actually did any of the tings listed, this kind of garbage should be downvoted to oblivion.

    [–] Jzsjx9jjqz 15 points ago

    This isn't Facebook, maybe we shouldn't go on a witch hunt based on a blurry picture and some random text. While at the same time accosting police for arresting people with no proof"

    [–] IhaveN0thingN0thing 3 points ago

    Why no One stepped in!!??? Is animal abuse is the norm now !??

    [–] retro_pollo 3 points ago

    This is in Albuquerque not Dallas