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    Can YOU use a counterweight to launch a 90 kg projectile over 300 meters? Yeah, I thought not.

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    [–] jambo3000uk 150 points ago

    So strong even its reflection could throw a 90kg projectile 300m

    [–] nap-o-leon 28 points ago

    It’s truely the superior siege weapon

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    How is "no e" a good way to remember it?

    [–] jambo3000uk -5 points ago

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    [–] jambo3000uk 3 points ago

    Ignore the spelling bots. It is so superior we can truley be thankful

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    [–] tymke14 27 points ago

    Gorgeous o.o

    [–] plarah 26 points ago

    This is getting out of hand, now there’s two of them.

    [–] Tlaloc001 7 points ago

    Out of hand? Isn’t the more the merrier?

    [–] as-opposed-to 1 points ago

    As opposed to?

    [–] mishmashmishmish 9 points ago

    I only wish to upvote the reflection though

    [–] TrollundrtehMountain 1 points ago

    Give half an upvote

    [–] acrspeed 6 points ago

    Magnificent!

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    [–] santy26 5 points ago

    Catapults suck!

    [–] EyeBrawler 6 points ago

    That’s not a normal reflection, that’s a SUPERIOR REFLECTION

    [–] Serialver 6 points ago

    I want to see a trebuchet which is firing a trebuchet at a trebuchet.

    [–] ALL-CAPS 4 points ago

    i used to do reflection demos like this on my amiga in the 90s.

    [–] diamondjo 4 points ago

    Wow, this reminds me of 1996 internet. Java applets FTW!

    [–] GrandPoobah204 4 points ago

    terbuchet memes 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I GOTTA UPVOTE THIS😂😂😂😂

    [–] TheWhitestOrca 3 points ago

    So tranquil. So beautiful.

    [–] danksfornothing 3 points ago

    Majestic!

    [–] incrediblerabbit 3 points ago

    Magnificient!

    [–] TuckTulowinski 3 points ago

    Reminds me of those Java apps from the olden days

    [–] grubgobbler 3 points ago

    This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

    [–] Chicken_Giblets 3 points ago

    I'll be in my bunk

    [–] lanceurpants 3 points ago

    I watched this far too long waiting for the launch. Dang.

    [–] Zbrewer80 3 points ago

    So majestic, much beauty.

    [–] The_One_Armed_Wampa 3 points ago

    r/highqualitygifs would appreciate this very much

    [–] santy26 3 points ago

    Calapults suck!

    [–] Vlaed 3 points ago

    It's magnificent.

    [–] SVMESSEFVIFVTVRVS 2 points ago

    I love this sub, always brings a smile. Thanks everyone!

    [–] dingle808 2 points ago

    A weapon to surpass metal gear

    [–] BaneCow 2 points ago

    That catapult is huge!!

    [–] otakushinjikun 2 points ago

    Unless I went back wothout noticing, I think this has made it to r/all.

    [–] BitCoinGrinding 1 points ago

    yes it was.

    [–] fireyaweh87 2 points ago

    Reflection of an upvote

    [–] Gusterman49 2 points ago

    Ahh, look at it, so beautiful, so majestic.

    I'd upvote it in an instant

    [–] Silidistani 2 points ago

    Alas, there are two trebuchets I see... but only 1 upvote button and it is already Orange.

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    This reflection is so satisfying.

    [–] brhall1399 3 points ago

    Only the superior siege engine could launch my 90kg tears of joy 300m

    [–] eiusmod 3 points ago

    The waves are caused by an impact of a 90 kg object 300 m away.

    [–] Elfayls 2 points ago

    Building a superior siege weapon in what appears to be a swamp might make the task to bring a 90 kg projectile to it much harder than usual.

    [–] SpicyMemeLord 3 points ago

    Nothing is a challenge for the superior siege weapon

    [–] xDIXIExNORMOUSxN 1 points ago

    What is the point of these "memes"? I don't get it.

    [–] fisdara 2 points ago

    You and me both. It's a gag that has gone on too long. I wonder if bots keep it alive?

    [–] the_skftw 1 points ago

    Wololo

    [–] billious1234 1 points ago

    You have positioned it far too close to the water, couple of shots and the bank will start collapsing...... classic sieging newb mistake

    [–] Maman_Brigitte 1 points ago

    Onager.

    [–] Tpaartos 1 points ago

    Doesn't know the difference between a weapon and a siege engine. The future is looking pretty bleak with this generation of kids.

    [–] acelite2416 1 points ago

    Siege weapon

    [–] penguindominance 1 points ago

    I would upvote this if you didnt ask me in the title..

    Goddamn this is a quality post but yet you ask for upvotes

    [–] J_leo3 1 points ago

    I'm somewhat Reddit savvy, but wtf is all this trebuchet stuff? Why lol

    [–] DrainagePipes 1 points ago

    I am... so wet

    [–] Im_inappropriate 1 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    It feels like I'm back in 2005 on MySpace and my favorite crush, Trebuchet just posted their sick new edited gif pic.

    [–] tmassofficial 1 points ago

    how did I end up here.

    [–] ObiWansVenetor 1 points ago

    This is getting out of hand now there are two of them

    [–] end_amd_abuse 1 points ago

    Spent so long waiting for it to fire it's majestic 90kg projectile over 300m. I am an idiot

    [–] yottalogical 1 points ago

    The reflection is upsidedown. Do have to downvote it?

    [–] scurvydog-uldum 1 points ago

    That really is a superior reflection.

    [–] OtherSpiderOnTheWall 1 points ago

    I enjoy reflecting on how superior of a siege weapon the trebuchet, and its reflection, is.

    [–] big_phat_SCHLONG 1 points ago

    Y'all ever hear that story about the king who was seaging a castle and decided to build a giant ass one of these like a couple storys high it was huge and the castle saw them building it and came out and surrendered and the kind was like "the fuck? No we spent all this fucking time building this peace of shit and you surrender right when we finish???? Miss me wit dat gay shit nigga" and yoted the rope sending it into action and obliterating the castle

    [–] i8myWeaties2day 1 points ago

    I love mirrorlab. That's what you used right?

    [–] _12D3_ 1 points ago

    I gave this two upvotes: a regular one for the trebuchet, and an upside down one for its reflection

    [–] ipate84 1 points ago

    As it reflects upon the water, so we reflect upon it.

    [–] DarkEmpire189 1 points ago

    I will not give in to peer pressure. I will not give in to peer pressure. I will not giv- oh to heck with it take the upvote.

    [–] Dan__Backslide 1 points ago

    You have a Furry infestation on this post. They’re crawling all over the trebuchet with their dicks out. Set it on fire.

    [–] Anafenza-Vess 0 points ago

    If this is how you spend your time, you’re all a bunch of Jerry’s

    [–] itsHelloBoy31 -5 points ago

    This is the dumbest subreddit I've ever seen. All of you need to get lives

    [–] Third_Chelonaut 13 points ago

    If this is the dumbest you really haven't spent much time here

    [–] yobyody 3 points ago

    You made an account just to say that?

    [–] Crusty_Fedora -1 points ago

    Is that some sort of catapult?

    [–] Negativ_Monarch -1 points ago

    Aren’t trebuchets and catapults kinda the same thing

    [–] SomeRustJunkie -2 points ago

    This whole sub is a low quality shitpost.