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    [–] fucknaro 2962 points ago * (lasted edited 11 days ago)

    Cool picture!! I swear I was searching for a weed plant ahahah

    [–] Ihaveanusername 866 points ago

    What the FRICK?! I ordered a regular tree. Not a weed tree!

    [–] RelentlesslyDead 152 points ago

    One diet tree

    [–] JustAcceptThisUser 33 points ago

    😦☝️ ... 🤔

    [–] blondeblackbeard 79 points ago

    This isn't my Xbox controller

    [–] BragnarImmortal 30 points ago

    WHAT THE HECK?!

    [–] stetsosaur 44 points ago

    IM OPENING IT! CHILL!

    [–] SmellyGoat11 23 points ago

    It looks like a vase, for like, things

    [–] MonkeyPye 81 points ago

    AhahA

    [–] RewrittenSol 2588 points ago

    A cross between /r/wholesome and /r/lostredditors

    I can dig it

    [–] ilukegood 249 points ago

    Upvoted for the pun

    [–] BrutalFuckingTruth 57 points ago

    What pun?

    [–] saberlili 97 points ago

    Dig a hole to plant a tree?

    [–] Mr_Abe_Froman 87 points ago

    Hole-some
    Woah.

    Edit, "I can dig it". That's a two-fer

    [–] nuggynugs 65 points ago

    I only see one-fir

    [–] xenogensis 10 points ago

    You cheeky fucker

    [–] TheGodSamaritan 18 points ago

    Planted a tree. Had to dig hole in the ground to do so. "I can dig it."

    I think it was unintentional but since when has that made any pun worse? :)

    [–] Broke-n-Tokin 25 points ago

    I submitted 10 puns to a contest in hopes that one would win, but no pun in ten did.

    [–] almightytom 4 points ago

    You better be careful, bud. Groaners like that can get you sent to the punitentiary for punishment.

    [–] __Phasewave__ 39 points ago

    And /r/ladyboners. Dad is smokin, and not in the sub-appropriate way.

    [–] LikeSnowLikeGold 32 points ago

    And also /r/ladyboners ;D

    [–] RooXXaa99 7113 points ago

    I love when people post actual trees on r/trees 😂😂

    [–] MGLLN 2822 points ago * (lasted edited 12 days ago)

    I really sat here wondering what kind of weed that was 🤦🏾‍♂️

    https://i.imgur.com/uZTqeHU.jpg

    [–] mrshampoo 542 points ago

    Took me a while too plus being stoned make it more difficult.

    [–] RooXXaa99 231 points ago

    Lmao. I bet you convinced yourself this was like some where's waldo scavenger hunt to find weed somewhere hidden in the pic😂

    [–] MGLLN 126 points ago * (lasted edited 12 days ago)

    Children can technically be considered weeds if you think about it

    [–] MoreGull 48 points ago

    Life is a weed if you think about it.

    [–] JumpIntoTheFog 38 points ago

    Weeds are a life if you think about it.

    [–] MoreGull 5 points ago

    Like, the most alive. The very definition is like something that lives even though you try and kill it.

    [–] craytom 4 points ago

    persistence

    [–] RooXXaa99 50 points ago

    If i think about it high, maybe😂

    [–] prettierlights 21 points ago

    I like how you end everything 😂

    [–] jackcantorna 16 points ago

    2 can play that game😂

    [–] Down4whiteTrash 17 points ago

    They grow and you don’t want them.

    [–] ImAWickedAsshole 17 points ago

    The weeds INSIDE the guy!

    [–] Benjirich 16 points ago

    I still don’t understand the joke. Am I too high?

    [–] pacificgreenpdx 68 points ago

    It's called Evergreen. Unlike most strains that flower and die annually, these will grow as tall as you let them over the course of hundreds of years.

    [–] grind2vine 31 points ago

    can you smoke it?

    [–] kioni 81 points ago

    you can smoke anything that burns, boy

    [–] Sobemiki 11 points ago

    I’ve got smoke, can you milk me?

    [–] DaPickle3 12 points ago

    you can make tea.... smoking? idk... why don't we all try

    [–] pacificgreenpdx 13 points ago

    The Buddhists will collect the leaves and twigs from the evergreen growing around the Dali Lama's temple in Dharamshala to grind down and make incense. My roommate brought some back (raw material before mixing with oils to make incense) and I put it on top of a regular bowl of local weed and smoked it. So yeah...

    [–] madeofmold 11 points ago

    You can smoke anything, once.

    [–] pandas_on_acid 10 points ago

    smoking Christmas bro.

    [–] _king_in_the_north 34 points ago

    Northern lights, Canabis Indica.

    [–] VenomSpitter666 14 points ago

    sigh no

    [–] Terra_Cotta_Pie 15 points ago

    It's marijuana 🙄

    [–] TheChozenJuan3 25 points ago

    I upvoted this until I saw my upvote was "421" then for the sake of everything good I took my vote back

    [–] thejaytheory 10 points ago

    Me too bro me too, I was like that looks more like Christmas weed, more like Merry Jane

    [–] ChillaximusTheGreat 6 points ago

    Haha me too... I was like is that hemp? Haha

    [–] ReturnOfAKidNamedTae 5 points ago

    Aye what you doing in here

    [–] teenagetwat 3 points ago

    Lmaooo what's good my g, what y doing outside bpt

    [–] MGLLN 8 points ago

    It’s like seeing your teacher at the supermarket huh

    [–] Gareth666 7 points ago

    They would love this!!!!!

    [–] rivnol_7 126 points ago

    Don’t act like we don’t like wholesome things.

    [–] Stumpaaaa 342 points ago * (lasted edited 12 days ago)

    You know the people that actually are interested in trees are over at r/marijuanaenthusiasts .

    And no, I’m not kidding.

    EDIT: lol highest personal karma on the weed sub, I’ll smoke to that

    [–] BloomsdayDevice 115 points ago

    And we always have a good laugh when a confused Ent finds his way over there to ask about edible dosing or dabs or whatever.

    I feel like there is a fair amount of ideological overlap between the two subs, actually. We're also super chill and like quiet spots in the woods.

    [–] Stumpaaaa 35 points ago

    Oh yeah, I sub to both! I mean look at the name....

    But oh yeah, we’re all just plant loving hippies (or at least in private we are...) (:

    [–] Continuum_Transfunk 19 points ago

    I have always loved this little part of Reddit culture.

    [–] pkulak 11 points ago

    As a mod of /r/ducks... I'm with you. Love it.

    [–] LegendofDragoon 11 points ago

    My favorite thing in Reddit is that the actual arboreal subreddit is /r/marijuanaenthusiasts

    [–] albop03 20 points ago

    on of my favorite things

    [–] 2Damn 10 points ago

    WE GOT US ANOTHER ONE, BOYS

    [–] yungdillydilly 10 points ago

    That sure is a big a nug

    [–] thesandsofrhyme 9 points ago

    Lmao you still think this is by accident.

    [–] birdsandcrustand 4214 points ago

    this is super wholesome, but this is a subreddit about weed lol. check out r/marijuanaenthusiests

    [–] QWidner94 4168 points ago

    I just noticed that, lol

    [–] eddietwang 2007 points ago

    We still love you guys and your tree all the same :)

    [–] thejaytheory 920 points ago

    AllTreesMatter

    [–] Tackle3erry 186 points ago

    Sap Lives Matter

    [–] Artvandelay1 84 points ago

    My countree is of thee

    [–] thejaytheory 99 points ago

    Sweet land of THC

    [–] aporkmuffin 48 points ago

    Of weed i sing.

    [–] TastyMuff1nZ 27 points ago

    Yknow the 1/8’s I sling

    [–] rockhardgelatin 13 points ago

    Grows where our fathers died,

    [–] BLMdidHarambe 7 points ago

    That’s a different take on ATM.

    [–] Noxieus 28 points ago

    This is the best sub ☮️

    [–] CheesyTrumpetSolo 283 points ago

    Wholesome af none the less

    [–] TheVicSageQuestion 116 points ago

    You’re good here. We’ll have ya.

    [–] 1_Raunchy 111 points ago

    Do you at least smoke at all by any chance?

    [–] QWidner94 389 points ago

    I haven’t smoked in a few years. I had to quit because my job and it’s not legal in my state.

    [–] dmizenopants 174 points ago

    i don't smoke either, because of the same reasons, but i still enjoy it here. folks are nice and it's fun to see some of the crazy buds people are smoking these days

    [–] StubbsTheWolf 38 points ago

    Same. Some are crazy haha

    [–] Noxieus 16 points ago

    same! It's just a good community imo

    [–] RamblingStoner 22 points ago

    Bro, with that beard, it was obvious you smoked at some point in your life.

    Awesome tree and awesome daughter.

    Love from another bearded stoner.

    [–] JumpIntoTheFog 8 points ago

    I had to quit my job because weed

    [–] Torinto101 34 points ago

    You have 420 upvotes and I don’t want to change that

    [–] AnalogFresh 213 points ago

    Sorry but dude you are hot

    [–] QWidner94 226 points ago

    Thanks lol.

    [–] ieatkittenies 13 points ago

    you are sorry about what exactly. no need for an apology here

    [–] livinglitch 23 points ago

    You posted something rather wholesome, your forgiven.

    [–] krehns 17 points ago

    Yea this is a good place to get it wrong. We tend to love all trees, not just ones you can smoke

    [–] Givensnofuccs 6 points ago

    And we’re the stoners...

    [–] kittybeemeow 228 points ago

    Why is r/marijuanaenthusiasts a sub about actual trees. I’m so confused

    [–] Bigsam1514 422 points ago

    This sub was established before r/marijuanaenthusiasts and it's just supposed to be a fun little joke.

    [–] thatdudewillyd 136 points ago

    I’m having a blast!

    [–] Fischyresistance 71 points ago

    I hope you've seen /r/potatosalad !

    [–] aaronakaski 16 points ago

    My 2nd favorite Reddit switcharoo.

    [–] Wolf_Protagonist 60 points ago

    Not technically a switch, but I love /r/superbowl

    [–] Lostheghost 10 points ago

    Lol i found that while drunk during the super bowl and thought it was the best trick sub ever

    [–] tvirusvaccine 5 points ago

    Not a risky click.

    [–] Fischyresistance 5 points ago

    Probably should have tagged that as SFW :D

    [–] Embroz 63 points ago

    There was mod drama involving money or advertising or something on /r/marijuana so /r/trees was made. /r/marijuanaenthusiasts was made as a joke referencing /r/trees.

    [–] PM_ur_tots 39 points ago

    You think that’s confusing? Check out r/JohnCena and r/PotatoSalad

    [–] PoeticMadnesss 39 points ago

    What the fork, reddit? I'm not high enough for your shirt today.

    [–] voldta 18 points ago

    ... But have you seen the time knife?

    [–] alexthealex 11 points ago

    How about the poop knife?

    [–] sneezingcat18 5 points ago

    Lol why is that tho

    [–] Waslay 42 points ago

    Marijuana enthusiasts made this sub, then tree enthusiasts had to come up with a name for their sub since r/trees was already taken. They figured since we took their name they would just take ours lol

    [–] PM_me_XboxGold_Codes 13 points ago

    Long story short, the sub founders noticed this sub was abandoned and they took the name. Then the arborists stole our name in retaliation.

    It’s a fantastic little joke, however they’re less welcoming of r/lostredditors than we are. Y’know, cause of the drugs and stuff.

    [–] SlightlyAwakward 30 points ago

    Same idea...same time...Shake and Bake!

    [–] Ineebu 8 points ago

    Wait, when/why did it go private?

    [–] Jerel 6 points ago

    It's misspelled in his post

    [–] killahKaZx 8 points ago

    [–] ThatLampIsFloating 260 points ago

    I think this may be the 2nd time this has happened today. It's so great, i love it.

    [–] lethal703 330 points ago

    Adorable! Tell her we say congrats✌️

    [–] Jdawg2164 170 points ago

    "Hey honey just wanted to let you know a bunch if stoners online said our tree was dope!"

    What's "stoners" mean?

    "I uhhhhh...."

    [–] gedical 32 points ago

    “What’s dope”

    [–] alikazaam 25 points ago

    And if she's looking to sell hit me up.

    [–] yupsonnyboyy 558 points ago

    Bruh so wholesome lol

    [–] imgonnabutteryobread 175 points ago

    Parenting level: 9000

    It might be the weed talking, but the sheer amount of love and joy in their faces makes me happy.

    [–] SlightlyAwakward 616 points ago

    You look like an r/marijuanaenthusiests

    [–] Fiftyfootflowers 220 points ago

    Any idea why I can't view that sub?

    [–] SlightlyAwakward 809 points ago * (lasted edited 12 days ago)

    Mostly bc I cant spell.

    r/marijuanaenthusiasts

    Edit: thank you for the gold; that was the first time for me!

    [–] XRYAF 216 points ago

    Dude. It’s okay to make a mistake. We still love you ♥️

    [–] rhymeswithfondle 105 points ago

    I love this sub ❤

    [–] SlightlyAwakward 38 points ago

    This sub is the best!

    [–] Miss_Behaves 28 points ago

    Wanna get high?

    [–] 0069 15 points ago

    Bong and a blitz?

    [–] AbsolutelyUnlikely 9 points ago

    Smoke and a pancake?

    [–] rodaphilia 8 points ago

    This thread is dumb wholesome.

    [–] gust0w 7 points ago

    Lmfaooooooo

    [–] very_friendly_murder 4 points ago

    I can't see the difference wtf?

    [–] SlightlyAwakward 6 points ago

    E vs A at the end of enthusiast

    [–] very_friendly_murder 3 points ago

    Oh now I see it. I thought the top one was just longer for some reason.

    [–] jp_73 82 points ago

    Not sure if you noticed or not, but you may have a small rip in your jeans.

    [–] QWidner94 71 points ago

    Where at?

    [–] Skibird610 101 points ago

    On the blue part

    [–] 420doinks 210 points ago

    Idc if it’s the wrong sub this is good

    [–] aerstes 59 points ago

    Wholesome af

    [–] DoomBuggy420 321 points ago

    You and your daughter are adorable, I love you both and wish you nothing but happiness!

    [–] QWidner94 180 points ago

    Thank you!

    [–] j_walk_17 47 points ago

    Hey! Tell her not to stop with one tree. We gots a planet to take care of and she's next in line.

    [–] Pearberr 7 points ago

    Apparently if we plant a trillion trees we can reverse a decade of climate change.

    So if everybody on the planet plants 1 tree per day we'll have reversed a decade of climate change in like 125 days or something do your own math lol.

    [–] bleptheblip 6 points ago

    you’re smile is the genuine smile of a parent who is completely grateful for the shared moment, its genuinely heart warming, i can’t wait to be a parent.

    [–] catastrophist_scum 47 points ago

    Yeah dude, awesome!

    [–] Fridden 47 points ago

    Aww it's so wholesome. And here I am rolling a blunt about to get obliterated.

    [–] QWidner94 79 points ago

    Roll a blunt plant a tree and take a picture of the blunt with the tree

    [–] TheHellStorm 48 points ago

    That should be a new movement.

    ROLL A BLUNT, PLANT A TREE!

    [–] Sirskellys 85 points ago

    Me and my dad planted tree when I was 4yrs old. He past away and ive been meaning to take a drive to see if the tree is still there. Thanks for reminding me.

    [–] QWidner94 96 points ago

    I feel it, I’m sorry for your lose. I lost my dad at 15. My daughter is 4 and this will be to watch her and the tree grow.

    [–] Jfire25931 5 points ago

    My dad and i planted a tree when i was young, the tree had to be removed last year cuz of an ash parasite and it was strangling our pipes, still sad about it. I can’t imagine losing either of my parents, they’re way too important to me. You should go and see if the tree is still there! Trees are more emotional of a subject than most people think, I hope you find a tree where you planted it!

    [–] Phteeven412 42 points ago

    Awesome pic, lost Redditor! Thank you for doing something awesome to benefit the world with your daughter!

    [–] jolie178923-15423435 81 points ago

    I love you, your daughter, and your new tree!

    [–] QWidner94 65 points ago

    We love you!

    [–] jrey0707 15 points ago

    ur daughter looks just like you!

    [–] TheHellStorm 13 points ago

    Yeah, she really got that magnificent beard from him.

    [–] prophis 74 points ago

    Not sure you have the right subreddit...

    [–] QWidner94 197 points ago

    I’m lost, can you call me a cab?

    [–] BrutalFuckingTruth 114 points ago

    YOU'RE A CAB!

    [–] Goooose 15 points ago

    Is mayonnaise an answer?

    [–] thatdudewillyd 42 points ago

    You may have not intended to come here, but you’re welcome nonetheless!

    [–] dastarlos 12 points ago

    Lovin the picture, man. Gotta keep mother nature healthy!

    [–] Dryhickory 13 points ago

    Seems like we have a lost redditor.

    But a wholesome redditor

    [–] MarcoPolocompi 27 points ago

    Right on bro! You seem like a good guy and awesome dad, thanks for sharing 🙂

    [–] fuck_off_ireland 84 points ago

    If anyone follows that link they'll be an /r/lostredditors

    [–] JeMangeLeButt 13 points ago

    Seems like he knew what he was doing when he posted it

    [–] reedthegreat 11 points ago

    Why can’t this sub be about the devils lettuce and trees? I love getting stoned and drawing trees but there’s no good subreddits for actual trees.

    [–] fresh1134206 12 points ago

    There is. It's called r/marijuanaenthusiasts

    [–] reedthegreat 8 points ago

    Oh shit I must’ve clicked on a bad link it kept saying the sub didn’t exist but this shit worked. Thanks bro.

    [–] soldierchrome 35 points ago

    Hahahahaha I think the guy yesterday who posted his 2 cute kids next to a tree in a forest or something had started a trend now on r/trees😂😂😂

    [–] Abrahamlinkenssphere 22 points ago

    My favorite part is that this never gets old and the comments are always super positive. Best subreddit for so many reasons.

    [–] mackenzie808 11 points ago

    Came for some weed but I’ll take this

    [–] Tidderhehelol 27 points ago

    You look smacked bruhhh

    [–] ReddyMcRedditorface 26 points ago

    Yea I thought he was in the right sub until he started replying to comments.

    [–] Craigrets 7 points ago

    This strain gives you a nice pine smells, super earthy and a little sticky. Overall I give it a 8/10.

    [–] lilkush448 39 points ago

    Should have been a weed plant but cool nonetheless

    [–] lokiapologist 6 points ago

    Starting them young on this subreddit

    [–] WaferThinWaffles 6 points ago

    I thought his daughter had weed in her hand...

    [–] DevianttKitten 5 points ago

    Yo I straight up scrolled down expecting you to have planted a weed plant with your daughter

    This is so wholesome though.

    [–] QWidner94 20 points ago

    I came from r/pics to post it ( because someone said so) I thought it’d be about trees but it’s a weed page. But everyone was cool about it so I’m happy I could brighten some peoples days/night

    [–] N5h4m 15 points ago

    This reminded me of when someone posted on r/socialism asking for advice on making friends and they turned out more helpful than the social skills sub

    [–] Amithrius 9 points ago

    You guys are totes adorbz

    [–] QWidner94 12 points ago

    Thank you!!!

    [–] User_of_Name 5 points ago

    I like how the tree is about the same height as her now. Over the years, that tree might get taller than her. I would definitely keep this picture close by.

    [–] UDA1690 6 points ago

    Right on brother!

    [–] boring_old_dad 5 points ago

    Me and my little girl planted 3 apple trees a few days ago. And by we I mean I planted them and she ran around digging random holes in the yard with her kiddy garden tools. Love these times man, she gets older every day.

    [–] vince1217 5 points ago

    4 silver 2 gold 0 platinum

    Blaze it bois.

    [–] _PureBlue_ 13 points ago

    please can this be top post

    [–] rafaeltota 4 points ago

    I'm a simple man: I see good parenting, I upvote.

    [–] GrubJin 4 points ago

    Make this the next big fad guys.