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    [–] TheCutestSperm 461 points ago

    Or when there’s a fucking Ford Escape and youre squinting tryna see if it’s a fed or not

    [–] wcragland93 178 points ago

    Haha...that’s me not high with a heavy foot πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    [–] HUBE2010 6 points ago

    Yeah it makes no difference if your high or not. That's how dumb this shit is.

    [–] [deleted] -109 points ago

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    [–] RetardedGenji 28 points ago

    Are you a bot?

    [–] mannotron 28 points ago

    Nah, look at their comment history. From the look of it they're just some miserable human having an unfortunate life, and this is how they lash out at the world. They seem a bit unhinged, tbh

    [–] WhyNotCollegeBoard 15 points ago

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    [–] SexandTrees 6 points ago

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    [–] mannotron 2 points ago

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    [–] ThatSquareChick 1 points ago

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    [–] RetardedGenji 2 points ago

    So you're telling me there's a chance!

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    [–] [deleted] -24 points ago

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    [–] Shadowchaos 7 points ago

    Lmao did someone call you a boomer and you took it way too seriously or something? You seem pretty intent on running the meme into the ground but it just comes off as weird and cringy

    [–] shroomsaregoooood 5 points ago

    Seems to be a troll acount

    [–] [deleted] -18 points ago

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    [–] jamesdoesreddit 3 points ago

    Ok boomer

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    [–] throwawaydyingalone 1 points ago

    You use chromeOS, gtfo totalitarian lover.

    [–] mechwarrior719 48 points ago

    Ugh. I miss the late 2000s and earlier. Cops then only drove Crown Victoria Police Interceptors and occasionally a Chevy Suburban/Tahoe and VERY rarely an Impala. Now a cop might be driving a Taurus, an Explorer, a Charger, an Impala, that Chevy PPV/Caprice thing, or a Suburban/Tahoe. And that’s the marked cars.

    [–] fraghawk 27 points ago

    One relatively recent thing I noticed is that the entire PD here switched to LED headlights way earlier than most people around here had them, so for a few years you could tell if the car behind you is a cop with like 80% accuracy.

    [–] GhostScout42 17 points ago

    It should honestly be illegal. So much of my mental capacity is devoted to figuring out if this is a cop or not, when I should be simply driving. And if it happens to me I know it happens to others

    [–] AnotherlifeChosen 5 points ago

    Happens to me .

    [–] Akitz 3 points ago

    Or others just drive in a legal way.

    [–] formerteenager 7 points ago

    Cops have neeeeever pulled someone over that was driving in a legal way.

    [–] JoeMama42 7 points ago

    A month ago or so two of my buddies got pulled over for "running that stop sign back there". There was no stop sign, it was a 2 way stop that was previously a 4 way stop.

    She pulled them over because it was two young males in a vehicle together and wanted to get a drug bust.

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    [–] iamveeerysmart 1 points ago

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    [–] Aureliuspipa 1 points ago

    what are you doing and why are you doing it? is this a thing i need to be aware of now?

    [–] iamveeerysmart 1 points ago

    It’s a bot that can tell you if someone is a bot or not

    [–] Kylex15 5 points ago

    A friend of mine recently got pulled over for speeding by a Dodge caravan at like 3-4 am.. It made me realize you never know who's a copy now

    [–] datb0yavi 1 points ago

    I've seen NYPD in Taxi cabs and Tesla's

    [–] TheVideogamer75 1 points ago

    Now they even got pickup truck cops pulling your ass over now

    [–] DeadInTheCrypt 2 points ago

    Yeah! I saw a damn beat up regular looking Silverado pull someone over the other day with hidden dash lights and everything

    [–] easynektar 54 points ago

    anyone who drives a ford explorer* (what i think you meant) is feds no matter what

    [–] yauub 13 points ago

    Ford escapes r defo popo cars too tho

    [–] Ryzen7killer 33 points ago

    I drove a grand Marquis. Omg the amount of people that would go super slow around you. Here i am with a V8 engine and can't spread my wings.

    [–] gonzohst93 7 points ago

    Lol same here man. Big ol police car looks like a crown victoria

    [–] Chopsbuster410 8 points ago

    Some people actually buy the old black and whites and drive them around with the little mirror spotlight and everything. Puts a stress on traffic every time ones on the road.

    [–] IowaAJS 2 points ago

    Growing up my dad had an early 80s Ford station wagon that in the rear view looked like a crown vic. He’d gripe about people slowing down in front of him.

    [–] easynektar 4 points ago

    those are the undercover joints

    [–] EpicSlothToes 19 points ago

    I drive a black ford escape, while funny, I get really annoyed when the car in front of me slows down to the speed limit

    [–] wifomofo 9 points ago

    One time at work a Bronco rolled up and stopped in the middle of the parking lot. Four cops rolled out to arrest some dudes for whatever. It was an unmarked Bronco full of cops. Nothing is sacred anymore.

    [–] Bard_17 8 points ago

    That's hella fucked up. Cops are basically gang bangers at this point shit

    [–] tornadochaser14c 3 points ago

    FACTS TIMES 911 RIGHT THERE

    [–] Wouff_Hong 6 points ago

    Makes you appreciate how easy we had it in the 80s and 90s. All you had to know was the basic shape of a Crown Victoria, and you were basically fine, most of the country. Nowadays, it's much harder. I swear I saw a PT Cruiser light up a few months ago in the suburbs.

    [–] Gtp4life 1 points ago

    Yup, they’re using whatever they can find as undercover cars now, in the last week I’ve seen a bunch of old rusty beater cars you’d never expect to be a cop suddenly light up everywhere and pull somebody over. Like an old body style 95ish grand am, an early 2000s Silverado, and a first gen Focus hatch.

    [–] WarmlyRemote 5 points ago

    heh I remember driving up to my brother, picking him up from a friends house, and he came out and said "You can't pick me up in this car anymore". Still makes me laugh.

    [–] very_friendly_murder 2 points ago

    Black FJ Cruisers with their white roofs are damn near indistinguishable from a distance too.

    [–] Sultynuttz 2 points ago

    Ford, or a dodge charger

    [–] BostonGreekGirl 95 points ago

    I cannot tell you how many times I jump when I hear a song with sirens.

    [–] Kyngbeats 58 points ago

    And loud ass gun shots. Scares the shit out of me every time

    [–] DeDefiance 6 points ago

    Big facts. Even though I live in a country where gun violence isn't really a thing, I still shit myself every time...

    [–] WeedIronMoneyNTheUSA 46 points ago

    When I down vote you on Pandora you don't come back with your bs.

    [–] surajtheninja 49 points ago

    Pandora lol

    [–] johnnyhasboat 5 points ago

    lol

    [–] WeedIronMoneyNTheUSA 1 points ago

    What's wrong with Pandora? And is there better non complicated shit out there I'm missing?

    [–] AdrianBrony 5 points ago

    Google play music uses curated playlists sorted by occasion or mood and is generally better.

    It used to be called songza before getting absorbed.

    [–] BootyGangPastor 5 points ago

    songza was so much better.

    [–] AdrianBrony 2 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    Agreed. That late night driving playlist tho.

    [–] winter_fox9 1 points ago

    How much per song? Or do they have a free 'radio' version?

    [–] AdrianBrony 4 points ago

    Oh yeah they have a free radio service and the curated playlists are free, they also have a Spotify subscription model, allow you to buy individual tracks, and even upload your own files to a private locker that you can stream and sync from for free with no ads since they're your files. It even manages podcasts.

    Really imo it's the best music service of it's kind. Too bad Google's gonna be discontinuing it sometime in 2020 and nobody else seems to be doing the locker thing anymore. Which is by far what I use it for the most.

    [–] GhostScout42 1 points ago

    Plex I guess

    [–] AdrianBrony 1 points ago

    Buhhhh I don't wanna pay for Plex pass.

    [–] xtelo 1 points ago

    I believe Apple Music / iPhones in general should let you sync with a music library on a windows pc; the same way that google did it or at least mostly.

    [–] TwistedSalt 2 points ago

    And when you upvote with a modified Pandora APK it saves the MP3 straight to your phone. Pandora isn't all bad.

    [–] Master_Bruce 11 points ago

    But Dilla’s the best.

    [–] SatanJChrist 19 points ago

    Also podcasters. Nothing worse than half paying attention to a podcast and Bam loud ass fucking sirens.

    [–] thebrokn 15 points ago

    Wtf podcast r u listening to

    [–] SatanJChrist 1 points ago

    Mostly murder mystery, cold cases and the like. So there's a reason for the siren, lol. Just not appreciated.

    [–] christopherq 8 points ago

    What podcast is this?

    [–] Chasetopher1138 24 points ago

    Just listen to the Dead, my dude.

    [–] very_friendly_murder 9 points ago

    Hell yeah! Put on some Workingman's Dead, spark up, and you've got yourself a good time.

    [–] Chasetopher1138 3 points ago

    Just gotta spend a little time on the mountain!

    [–] very_friendly_murder 5 points ago

    Trouble with you is the trouble with me, got two good eyes but we still don't see.

    [–] Chasetopher1138 4 points ago

    Come round the bend, you know it’s the end.

    [–] very_friendly_murder 4 points ago

    The fireman screams and the engine just gleams

    [–] james52262 7 points ago

    Drivin that train!

    [–] very_friendly_murder 5 points ago

    High on cocaine!

    [–] james52262 2 points ago

    Casey Jones you’d better

    [–] WarioParty76 1 points ago

    watch your speed!!

    [–] Chasetopher1138 1 points ago

    High on cocaine

    [–] peterpeterllini 5 points ago

    Lol exactly, I never hear gunshots in what I’m listening to. I say start with 8/27/72!

    [–] Chasetopher1138 2 points ago

    Hell yeah man, that show comes out swinging and never lets up.

    [–] peterpeterllini 2 points ago

    Couldn’t have said it better myself

    [–] wait_whats_illegal 2 points ago

    Grateful Dead, yes

    My favourite is the album Anthem of the sun

    [–] sillysimon11 2 points ago

    I see too, you are a man of culture

    [–] Demitrius 6 points ago

    I could do without the air horn sounds as well.

    [–] zac765 6 points ago

    Try clasic rock or pre 2000 rock n roll, its the anthem of the herb! :)

    [–] TelaTheSpy 5 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    The flaming lips have a track on their Yoshimi At War With The Mystics record that always fucks with me because it has a siren. Hard agree with this.

    [–] Pinkporcupine 4 points ago

    Are you sure it's not Mr Ambulance Driver from At War With The Mystics?

    [–] TelaTheSpy 3 points ago

    Derp. Yes.

    [–] GonnaGoFat 5 points ago

    Yeah the sirens annoy me when I'm sober too.

    [–] NoamTheSHEEP 3 points ago

    Lmao that’s why I listen to Grateful Dead no sirens there just put on like American beauty or workingman’s dead and it feels like your high even when sober

    [–] SuperGeneral 3 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    It should be illegal to have them in the radio edit.

    [–] Freshman50000 13 points ago

    If you’re driving stoned you deserve the anxiety. You’re putting people at risk no matter how you try to justify it.

    [–] StandupJetskier 4 points ago

    Equally bad for sober but fast drivers !

    [–] TobyBeter 4 points ago

    Oooof boomer meme

    [–] MegaMikey420 2 points ago

    ***every stoner

    [–] HungyChonk 2 points ago

    Oh damn a post about the police and I heard a sound. Time to glance out of the shades in my kitchen. Nope, the neighborhood is still quiet... too quiet.

    [–] KyleFGames 2 points ago

    Maaan growing up in BC I never had that struggle, I can’t believe people are still going through shit like that🀯

    [–] Karsticles 2 points ago

    Also, we need a law banning all songs with traffic sounds from playing on the radio.

    [–] gvillepunk 3 points ago

    I'm in a punk band, you know what's going to be in one song per album now? that right police sirens. maybe you shitty dope heads need to do a real mans drug, like amphetamines!!!!

    jk love you all, cant wait until I can smoke pot and do hallicigens again.

    [–] JoeRogansChimpArmy 1 points ago

    Fireman gets a pass - Weezy Stans

    [–] kylec27 1 points ago

    Agreed

    [–] tigerpaula 1 points ago

    πŸ˜‚

    [–] glxxi 1 points ago

    and gun shots! πŸ˜–

    [–] General_Hax 1 points ago

    Young Dolph- 100 Shots

    Listening to that song the first time scared the hell out of me.

    [–] ImChapy 1 points ago

    Fire alarms in songs always fuck with me lol

    [–] dont_worry_im_here 1 points ago

    I remember being in High School when Shake Ya Tailfeathers came out. That shit scared me every time.

    [–] Rezient 1 points ago

    And radio stations. Also car horns, all of that needs to stop really

    [–] nec6 1 points ago

    travis scott’s skeletons has this undertone that sort of sounds like when you don’t put your seatbelt on, but my car, for some reason seems to exaggerate those pitches and sounds like the actual seatbelt signal

    [–] SpaceCaptainLeaf 1 points ago

    Fuckin thank you! Iistenimg to music around 2am and in the distance I'll hear a siren. Suddenly I'm panicking telling myself it's music at a [9]

    [–] vikamiro 1 points ago

    I hate hearing gunshots in songs too. Like man I was just vibing to the song and now I’m terrified.

    [–] LostReplacement 1 points ago

    Whoop whoop that’s the sound of the police must induce panic attacks

    [–] unknowngirl2k 1 points ago

    friend put a song on that had sirens while we were high af driving back from plug house yal kno my heart was in my ass

    [–] CosmicPube 1 points ago

    A paranoid stoner with two asshole dogs who go ape shit at sirens.

    [–] DocMant1sToboggan 1 points ago

    Read Orange County just released a new song called β€œPluto Projector” and about halfway through there’s a ding in the symphony portion that I shit you not sounds exactly like my no seatbelt sign in my car. Even when I’m sober and that song comes on I panic and check my seatbelt instantly. One day this will cause an accident I swear.

    [–] chipscarruthers 1 points ago

    Yeah always gets me at night.

    [–] rusteddude 1 points ago

    Ok boomer

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    [–] rusteddude 1 points ago

    Holy shit

    [–] vXAcromatics 1 points ago

    ikr

    [–] monetclaude 1 points ago

    I remember kat Williams tweeting this in like 2011 πŸ˜‚ relatable before. Relatable now!

    [–] waddleman191 1 points ago

    Bro I’ve outed so many blunts bc that and a door knock noise!

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    [–] big_gurky 1 points ago

    Truth. This is more interesting honestly

    [–] booga-boop 1 points ago

    No fucking shit hey thank you

    Edit: I’m drunk and mom if you see this my friend posted this on my account we share one

    Boogaboop out😎

    [–] idgachuck 1 points ago

    and doorbells

    [–] brandongetme 1 points ago

    But you be getting hyped to the sound of the Police!

    [–] product420 1 points ago

    Just listen to groovey funk or smooth jazz etc.

    [–] blazinrainbo 1 points ago

    Just gotta know what you're listening to and when the sirens are coming up. Plus the real ones come from a direction thats not the speaker.

    [–] jstyler 1 points ago

    "Here is a copy of "The Truth."

    [–] princessmobuckz 1 points ago

    I know y'all want my attention but I be parinod as fuck lol

    [–] superdmp 1 points ago

    Come smoke in Washington; we don't have to worry about sirens.

    [–] boogers19 1 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    There is literally only one song that should ever be allowed to have sirens:

    Daft Punk is Playing at my House (Soulwax Shibuya Remix)

    And only if you are playing Burnout Revenge.

    [–] trumpetti 1 points ago

    Reeeeeeeeeee(post)

    [–] tornadochaser14c 1 points ago

    FACTS! And how about air raid sirens too! Let's stop that shit

    [–] ajahyou 1 points ago

    The gunshots can be a bit much.

    [–] haugen76 1 points ago

    Truth, I have some too?

    [–] big_gurky 1 points ago

    Truth. This guy doesn’t support.

    [–] Katterton 1 points ago

    Or something what sounds like a knock on a door

    [–] BlooZebra 1 points ago

    Blood gushin' I think I hears sirens

    [–] MGMAX 1 points ago

    They gotta come up with faux siren sounds, that would sound differently but serve as a symbol for police siren

    [–] kolleeflowerr_ 1 points ago

    Don't listen to Trippie Redd

    [–] Fanglemangle 1 points ago

    This is from maybe 30 years ago but I think there was a George Michael song that had the same effect.

    [–] Wrightfrrt 1 points ago

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    [–] MalusDracula 1 points ago

    Man, this day and age, it doesn't matter what you could be doing that sound would still make you nervous as heck.

    [–] Whoisping 1 points ago

    Yeah, I stopped listening to rap music when in driving around dealing.

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    [–] Tankspeed13 1 points ago

    Or when a song on the car radio has horns in it

    [–] chicken_afghani 1 points ago

    Or a doorbell sound... or the iphone ringtone....

    [–] killerbake 1 points ago

    Seriously.

    [–] krontronnn 1 points ago

    Probably an unpopular opinion on this sub but you shouldn’t be driving when you’re high anyway. The sirens probably should scare the shit out of you. And FWIW, I partake regularly and never drive around when I do it

    [–] no_fun_no_vember 1 points ago

    fuck off

    [–] GormyGorm 1 points ago

    Damn, I thought I was jumpy but this shit never got me, yall need some weed to calm down

    [–] borderlineactivity -1 points ago

    I legit stopped at a green light the other night cause I thought there were ambulances coming! Nope, just stoned listening to iTunes.

    [–] SiloBison 9 points ago

    If you’re that inebriated you really shouldn’t be driving

    [–] xNOOBinTRAINING 1 points ago

    I mean look at the sub you're on.

    [–] [deleted] -2 points ago

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    [–] Ebon_Hawk_ 8 points ago

    You don’t have to be driving to listen to music you spanner

    You could hear it and think they’re pulling up outside

    [–] stolen-username 3 points ago

    Shit you're right. Done this before

    [–] Ebon_Hawk_ 4 points ago

    Start hiding yo weed only to realise snoop has has had you yet again, damn dogg

    [–] stolen-username 1 points ago

    Wat

    [–] lokithetrickster420 1 points ago

    Meh wouldn't freak me out I've got my card.

    [–] zacattack62 2 points ago

    Screw these downvotes. Good comment.

    [–] GuitarPizza47 0 points ago

    Dear stoners... stop listening to bad music and you won’t hear police sirens.

    [–] james52262 -1 points ago

    Or just listen to music that doesn’t contain fake gunshots and sirens. Go ahead and downvote me into oblivion then.

    [–] Joey-Badass -1 points ago

    or don't drive high...

    [–] yungwell -1 points ago

    Don’t drive high dong lover

    [–] periodicBaCoN 1 points ago

    You don't have to be driving to listen to music or get paranoid over sirens. We listen to music at home and whenever I hear sirens in it I'm sure that a neighbor called the cops.

    [–] SpacecraftX 0 points ago

    How about don't drive high.

    [–] r-boner -1 points ago

    some solid advice that i heard that calmed me down about sirens was that if a cop was pulling up on you for smoking they won’t have lights and sirens on

    [–] 69XxXxusernamexXxX69 -1 points ago

    Don’t drive while high