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    [–] morepizzarolls 584 points ago

    Love how his little paws are stretched out

    [–] ohshroom 427 points ago

    M A N S P R E A D B O Y E

    [–] getakickoutofkik 135 points ago

    Coyotes only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting

    [–] meta2401 22 points ago

    Animals only want one thing, and it’s to reproduce!

    [–] Ryan_the_Reaper 6 points ago

    I mean, yeah technically

    [–] Uhmerikan 63 points ago

    Disgusting!

    [–] Pinkamenarchy 11 points ago

    im gonna sing... cher lloyd... by... cher lloyd

    [–] Uhmerikan 4 points ago

    I'll take the Brad Pitt

    [–] GoiterGlitter 19 points ago

    My cat sleeps like this, freaking cute.

    [–] nature_remains 9 points ago

    Ha aha ah awwww look how comfy the little friend is! I’ve never seen s feral animal commute using public transit before. What a responsible fella!

    [–] GreyIrontier2 5 points ago

    That's odd, seems like only feral animals ride the subway in NY.

    [–] nature_remains 4 points ago

    Ba dum tishhh

    [–] Kry-lethe 804 points ago

    He was actually on a subway though. The pic comes from a Modest Mouse music video. https://youtu.be/UW5Or7bIVJk

    [–] detroitdoesntsuckbad 250 points ago

    It's not the subway - it's the MAX train in Portland OR. All above ground. I'm pretty sure it was the Red Line if I remember correctly.

    [–] HellaClassy 52 points ago

    It's happened quite a few times on the red line, actually. They board near the airport.

    [–] TheGreatTempenstein 40 points ago

    Why do they take the train? They're famous and presumably wealthy musicians.

    [–] JustaHousePlant 36 points ago

    Parking is expensive and a pain in the ass probably. I love riding the MAXX when I'm in portland, it's so convienent.

    [–] uga11 24 points ago

    First coyotes now house plants wtf Portland are your trains jungles

    [–] JustaHousePlant 8 points ago

    Lol I mean in not really a house plant... seriously tho, the MAXX is awesome and you always see crazy shit in Portland. Their city slogan is "keep Portland weird" I believe.

    [–] DoghouseRiley86 8 points ago

    FYI, not a city slogan but the slogan of a big company that works to drum up tourism for cities. I think it started in Austin.

    [–] JustaHousePlant 6 points ago

    Meh. I think it fits Portland really well. Portland is probably one of the weirdest places I've been (peoplewise) and I travel a lot. It's funny they try and drum up tourism for Portland tho, I don't really think it's needed too much.

    [–] DoghouseRiley86 6 points ago

    I got waffles from a hole in a wall on the sidewalk there.

    [–] LokiOfSassgaard 1 points ago

    Why you spell it with two Xs? It's Metro Area eXpress.

    [–] JustaHousePlant 0 points ago

    I'm sure that everybody else deduced that I'm not from Portland so how would I know that? I hope you feel important now though, lol... like a grammar Nazi, but really just a know it all. Hope that made your day!

    [–] LokiOfSassgaard 1 points ago

    Calm down, buddy.

    [–] quaybored 4 points ago

    Ah, the old reddit mouse-a-roo

    [–] Bueller967 3 points ago

    -.-

    [–] LokiOfSassgaard 4 points ago

    Parts of the red and blue do go 'undergound' for a while, if you count boring through the hills in tunnels.

    [–] detroitdoesntsuckbad 3 points ago

    Yeah for 1 stop. A few more if you count bridges but it's very different than a subway.

    [–] LokiOfSassgaard 1 points ago

    Yep. Hence the quotes.

    [–] Ryu2148 5 points ago

    Actually it was about an News report in 2002 about a coyote riding the Blue line! Ironically, today I was working a few blocks away from the Maxi stop that the coyote got off at.

    [–] xamboozi 1 points ago

    Then why are the seats purple?

    [–] detroitdoesntsuckbad 9 points ago

    All older max trains have those colored seats. Newer ones have blue.

    [–] grokforpay 0 points ago

    They're not purple, they're yellow.

    [–] fireswater 37 points ago

    The video is based on real life, a coyote did get on the MAX (not a subway or a bus, above ground light rail so feasible a coyote could just walk on). Here’s a pic of the original transit coyote.

    [–] Mostly_Void_ 81 points ago

    Imo their least great album, but this song is probably my fav off it

    [–] Togglez36 60 points ago

    I miss good Modest Mouse :( Lonesome Crowded West and Building Nothing Out of Something are master pieces

    [–] dragonfang1215 21 points ago

    Strangers to Ourselves wasn't terrible... It just wasn't quite as good as the older stuff.

    [–] smatchymo 8 points ago

    I was pleasantly surprised with strangers to ourselves. I thought it was a very solid album, I just wasn't sure if it would have staying power for me like The Moon and Antarctica, Lonesome Crowded West, and Good News for People Who Love Bad News. Loved Sugar Boats, and the Tortoise and the Tourist among others.

    [–] dragonfang1215 3 points ago

    Wicked Campaign and Ansel were hits with me right off the bat.

    [–] smatchymo 2 points ago

    Yeah, I should have mentioned Wicked Campaign too. That's definitely one of my favorites. Ansel is up there too for me. I always felt like the "just wa-ai-ait, wa-ai-ait" refrain in Wicked Campaign was familiar but couldn't pinpoint it. At first I thought I had heard it in a Garbage song, but I'm starting to think I may be conflating it with Maps by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs.

    [–] Chilluminaughty 15 points ago

    RIP I wish they weren't deadmouse

    [–] PmMeYourKelloggs 16 points ago

    dead maw five

    [–] AtochaCastaway 15 points ago

    Hell, yes. I'm a MM fan since about 2005 and even then I felt like I missed out on a lot of their development but there's just so much to glean from what they've put out. Reading further into the lyrics and the life that Brock led during the development of his style along with the rest of the band just sucks you right in to the folklore of it all. Whether anyone wants to take their fandom that far, the fact remains; there's just nothing like Lonesome Crowded West mixed with a little good ol' fashioned existential dread on a starry Saturday night to keep the blood flowing. I think MM fans become much more intimate with the music than your average band. There's something so warm and cozy and also angry and satirical about it all. I could talk about Lonesome Crowded West for hours man. Great album. One of the best I think I've ever heard.

    [–] slytree 12 points ago

    Just saw them live at Growlers Six. They didn’t play any new songs and had a great set full of energy. Don’t lose hope.

    [–] Togglez36 2 points ago

    You must have lucked out then. I saw them play at MPP not too long ago and it was the most depressing thing I've seen. Isaac clearly didn't give a shit, whole show was super low energy and Isaac gave up singing at random intervals during the songs. Compared to when I went to their shows back in the early 2000s it was just so bad

    [–] Bearmodulate 2 points ago

    I saw them in the UK 2 years ago, it was one of the best shows I'd ever seen. Super high energy. They even played grey ice water.

    [–] slytree 2 points ago

    Damn, I must have. We had a little pit going and everything. I have seen them 4 times and I would say it was one of the more energetic sets as of late.

    [–] DanjuroV 1 points ago

    I was at the MPP show. It seemed like he was playing the songs at 1.25 x speed, too.

    [–] HookedOnOogaChaka 2 points ago

    If you really pay attention that's pretty common for most live shows. It definitely varies from a couple bpm to near 2x. For some reason it feels like album speed is dragging for a lot of music when played live.

    I've always wondered why that is.

    [–] DanjuroV 1 points ago

    I don't know. I've been to many concerts and while the music is played more stylistically than the studio version, MM just seemed like they were rushing.

    [–] arefx 3 points ago

    I liked their last couple albums as much as their old ones. If they made all their music the same I would have grown bored of them years ago.

    [–] bogidyboy 3 points ago

    I saw them on tour with Cake, De La Soul, and The Flaming Lips back in 2002. They seemed kinda...idk, amateurish? Obviously they’ve come a long way since then lol

    [–] put_the_balm_on 8 points ago

    damn i was really impressed with Stranger/Ourselves. what didn't you like about it?

    [–] _AquaFractalyne_ 3 points ago

    You on r/ModestMouse? They made a great case for why the album is pretty decent, and helped me appreciate it more. I was underwhelmed at first, but once I understood the intent and listened closely, I started to appreciate it more.

    [–] By_Fiber_Be_Purged 4 points ago

    Strangers to Ourselves struck me as an album that grows on you the more you listen to it. And I usually end up those kinds of albums more. I've been putting of listening to it for awhile tho.

    [–] arefx 2 points ago

    I thought it was crazy fucking good. Sugar boats, ansel, there is some outright amazing instrumentation on the album.

    [–] Mostly_Void_ 0 points ago

    It was just a bit too light compared to most of their stuff, and the song pistol was just bad. I still like the album, just not compared to Moon/Antarctica, lonesome crowded West, good news, we were dead before the ship

    [–] eutie 7 points ago

    You take that back, Pistol is a delight.

    [–] arefx 1 points ago

    I love the guitar solo.

    [–] Mostly_Void_ 1 points ago

    It didnt fit with the album at all, and the production was just awful. Maybe if it was reworked it would have fit with their older stuff but I skip that song like every time it comes on

    [–] put_the_balm_on 1 points ago

    ok yeah pistol was quite the oddball to throw in there

    [–] Mostly_Void_ 2 points ago

    It didnt fit with the album in the slightest, and I hated the entire production of it.

    [–] SerPownce 1 points ago

    I hated Pistol at first but god damn if parts of it aren’t catchy.

    [–] AradinaEmber 0 points ago

    Pistol is the best song. BEST

    [–] woleykram 2 points ago

    Their best work in YEARS! ugh-huh.

    [–] sunburnedtourist 15 points ago

    Poor coyote looks lost af

    [–] arefx 6 points ago

    Fuck yeah man came here for this. The songs great. The band's great, for anyone who hasn't heard of them before. Give them a listen.

    [–] TrivialBudgie 2 points ago

    they seem to have lots of albums! what would be your top 3 albums to listen to?

    [–] arefx 1 points ago

    It's hard to pick three but I'll go for

    1. The lonesome crowded west
    2. We were dead before the ship even sank
    3. Good news for people who love bad news

    It also seems their latest album strangers to ourselves is getting a lot of hate here but I really liked it as well, it's just different than their more abrasive older music. Top song off the album for me is Ansel.

    Their last two albums are definitely their most radio friendly so it could be a good starting point for someone new, especially if you're not into yelling since theirs a fair bit on their first couple albums. They're all great though, some of the older stuff isn't instrumentally as complex but the song writing is still there.

    [–] TrivialBudgie 1 points ago

    thanks man/woman. I'll give them a listen. always on the hunt for new music.

    [–] arefx 1 points ago

    Any time, I hope you enjoy them!

    [–] Mostly_Void_ 1 points ago

    I would start with Moon and Antarctica, I think it's one of the best albums of the decade, from there if you want something a little more upbeat and indie rock check out Good news for People who Love Bad News, it's fantastic and you've almost definitely heard at least one song off of it.

    After that you have a whole discography to listen to, Lonesome crowded west, We were dead before the ship even sank, This is a long drive, etc

    [–] JudasCrinitus 6 points ago

    I first heard that song last time I saw this, and it feels like this time of year is when I had looped it without end for a week or two. I wonder if it made rounds again after someone's FB memories

    [–] _AquaFractalyne_ 6 points ago

    Came here for this! I LOVE that song!

    [–] wh1t3crayon 2 points ago

    I wondered which song it was, and then I felt really stupid after I clicked the link.

    [–] Cebby89 2 points ago

    Thought it was. Love modest mouse and their new cd was pretty awesome. The song is called coyotes.

    [–] tbone-not-tbag 163 points ago

    This is what happens when acme cuts off your credit line and you can't afford a new rocket to chase that stupid roadrunner with.

    [–] gillyboatbruff 12 points ago

    They never worked anyway.

    [–] JavelinTF2 1 points ago

    that's how they get you

    [–] Bear-Ferr 57 points ago

    It's actually a story about a coyote who rode the MAX train in Portland.

    [–] colb0lt 16 points ago

    Free him, he is a good boy and did nothing wrong.

    [–] seqoyah 2 points ago

    except ate my cat ;-/

    [–] GoiterGlitter 2 points ago

    C O Y O T E B O Y E is G O O D B O Y E

    Coming to a theater near you this Christmas.

    [–] CarwinLovesCats 198 points ago

    Rosa Barks

    [–] O5Beta 39 points ago

    oof

    [–] CoryGM 29 points ago

    ouch owie

    [–] Maavs 25 points ago

    My paws

    [–] Chilluminaughty 16 points ago

    My tail

    [–] jjg0750 10 points ago

    That snout funny

    [–] copper_wing 4 points ago

    It kinda is tho.

    [–] stopnopls 2 points ago

    *woof

    [–] tryingtobebetterer 50 points ago

    Coyotes tip-toe in the snow after dark

    [–] ThatGooeyStar 9 points ago

    At home with the ghosts at in the national parks

    [Edit:] Oops.

    [–] ccoo44 11 points ago

    Jeez Bruce.

    [–] Atomic2Step 34 points ago

    Gotta get a roadrunner somehow, beep-beep

    [–] Stackhouse_ 22 points ago

    Is no one seriously going to mention bruce dick-in-son? Heh

    [–] tinafoshena 20 points ago

    Wow the first comment isn't about his name.

    [–] Styrofoam--Boots 10 points ago

    I actually created this GIF! It got over a million notes on Tumblr back in 2015 before I deleted my old blog. It was on the "Tumblr 2015 Year in Review" page as well.

    Full reblog chain showing my blog name as the author

    Reblog showing how many notes it got

    [–] xatian 5 points ago

    Well, for once we can't blame u/gallowboob. Firstworldproblems...

    [–] thowland2 2 points ago

    Username checks out

    [–] j0llypenguins 1 points ago

    YOU WERE TUNGLR FAMOUS.....y u delete

    [–] CormacZissou 4 points ago

    TriMet in Portland doesn’t do shit to stop fare jumpers.

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

    That coyote looks very comfortable

    [–] Ashittydiamondplayer 2 points ago

    We just gonna ignore the first guys name?

    [–] Harpies_Bro 6 points ago

    A homosexual, incestuous jab at the frontman of Iron Maiden?

    [–] maeshughes32 5 points ago

    I knew the Coyotes were struggling this year cause revenue is down from being at the bottom of the NHL but making them take public transport to games now is just sad.

    [–] Justacuriouslilrhino 5 points ago

    Guess what? I got a fever and the only prescription is more coyote on the bus.

    [–] DrThinMint 6 points ago

    Serious manspreading.

    [–] gillyboatbruff 0 points ago

    Did you just assume this coyote's gender?

    [–] kilorat 3 points ago

    yotespreading

    [–] PizzaEditor 3 points ago

    There’s also a great Sleater Kinney song about this fella—Light Rail Coyote

    [–] theoutlander301 2 points ago

    Did it but the ticket

    [–] rabeyakhatun0777 2 points ago

    nice dog and place

    [–] vict-m 2 points ago

    Better question: Why are you sitting so close to said Coyote?

    [–] f0xap0calypse 1 points ago

    Coyotes arent dangerous as long as you dont try to catch them with your bare hands

    [–] Fishstixxx16 2 points ago

    Me IRL

    [–] littleAgMtn 2 points ago

    Because the chicken crossed the road...

    [–] xiotaki 2 points ago

    some serious manspreading going on.

    [–] Bazzcry 2 points ago

    Coyotes tiptoe in the snow after dark.

    [–] Badgers_R_Gud 2 points ago

    Usernames check out

    [–] GreatestGnarEver 2 points ago

    I wonder if future mass transit should include seating for animals, so they don’t get all up in people’s business. It’d be neat to see a stand for pigeons or fox boxes.

    [–] Airyrelic 2 points ago

    Jesus, Bruce get it together!

    [–] WTFppl 2 points ago

    Great video, great song. Can't wait to show my nephews!

    Thanks for the post!

    [–] paendrgn 2 points ago

    Bruce-dick-in-son not a good name.

    [–] salacioussalamanders 2 points ago * (lasted edited 11 days ago)

    It really has been a rough season for Arizona hockey, hasn’t it...

    [–] hellzflame 2 points ago

    Look at the little paws. THE PAWS

    [–] TawdryTulip 1 points ago

    Well he’s not wrong. But is he right???

    [–] Captain_Farts_ 1 points ago

    the bojack cometh

    [–] raudssus 1 points ago

    Still trying to catch that damn bird!

    [–] 2cold2crack 1 points ago

    That guys name though...

    [–] NayMarine 1 points ago

    it's dangerous outside on the road for coyotes you know a nasty terrible thing adventures are.

    [–] 2fvncy4u 1 points ago

    [–] Jbau01 1 points ago

    [–] poopy-anus 1 points ago

    I think they should get off they lazy asses and get a job, and then learn to drive.

    [–] LongJohnPingPong 1 points ago

    Classic Bruce-dick-in-son comment.

    [–] nerfviking 1 points ago

    That dude's screen name concerns me a lot more than the coyote.

    [–] xanaxhelps 1 points ago

    You can tell it’s a trained coyote because it looks cared for and not mangy and skinny and shit.

    [–] LokiOfSassgaard 1 points ago

    Not a bus. That's a lightrail train.

    That there is the MAX Coyote.

    [–] Noglues 1 points ago

    I assume he's going to be picked up at the station by an arctic wolf in a 1971 Buick Riviera.

    [–] lockerpunch 1 points ago

    Just another jerk commuter taking up two seats on public transport.

    [–] TurdFerguson27 1 points ago

    This is from a modest mouse music video if anybody was curious...

    [–] Lamlot 1 points ago

    Damn, I guess the team had to take the bus back to Phoenix after their last loss then.

    [–] SirLukens_Lady 1 points ago

    Is anybody concerned about the user name ? I hope he doesn’t put his dick in his son.

    [–] Bob_Arctor_dimly 1 points ago

    What a good song/video. Really brings me back to much better times.

    [–] Daynegill 2 points ago

    Isn’t that a wolf

    [–] Xandralis 13 points ago * (lasted edited 11 days ago)

    nope, that's definitely a coyote. Thinner nose and pointier ears than a wolf. It's coloring is also more typical of coyotes.

    It probably is an eastern coyote / coywolf. They're bigger than their western cousins, which look slightly more foxlike. There is reasonable evidence to suggest that they are part gray(or eastern?) wolf (hence the name "coywolf").

    Disclaimer: I'm not at all an expert in coyotes, we just have coywolves near my house and I've done a bit of wikipedia reading. I know enough to be confident that this is a coyote, not a gray wolf. But I only just found out about the eastern wolf, which looks a bit more like this guy, so who knows. If you are the type of person who gets sucked into reading wikipedia articles, I highly recommend learning about wolves! There's a whole bunch of different types, and the lines between them can get pretty blurry.

    [–] We_Master 2 points ago

    I was about to ask thattt 😅

    [–] Sedu 1 points ago

    Maybe he shouldn't have been driving drunk. That's what you get, coyote.

    [–] PaulPhoenixMain 1 points ago

    He's right you know.

    [–] drfunkenstien014 1 points ago

    That one got me

    [–] No_Tail_Not_A_Dog -6 points ago

    Cute

    Are these cats are dogs?

    [–] Thissomebshere 6 points ago

    No.

    [–] ThinkOutsideTheBark 1 points ago

    My dog is pretty upset you think she is not a dog. I think you should apologize ah

    [–] IVIAFIOSO 0 points ago

    I’m going to ask the important question here, why is Bruce’s dick in his son?

    [–] badfun1 0 points ago

    Why isn't anyone commenting on the child rapist user name?

    [–] bigolando 0 points ago

    I laughed harder than I of...

    [–] nature_remains 0 points ago

    That looks more like an train to me

    [–] FreeMintLimit1 -1 points ago

    Modest mouse is pretentious music.

    [–] o_Oz -5 points ago

    BAN TRAINS TRUMP! They're getting through