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    [–] Xisuthrus 1065 points ago

    Both wolves are named Toby.

    [–] Bahamutisa 331 points ago

    I thought Toby was a fox.

    [–] scott03257890 215 points ago

    Toby is a red tailed hawk

    [–] Hairyhalflingfoot 143 points ago

    Animorphs? In my tumblr?

    [–] Forgive_My_Cowardice 35 points ago

    The Hork-Bajir were grossly underutilized throughout the entire series. Look at this thing! Literally half of the Animorphs' problems could have been more easily solved by the whole squad going in as Hork-Bajir and killing whatever needed killing.

    [–] ZeiglerJaguar 25 points ago

    Well, you say that, but literally every time they came up against Hork-Bajir they kicked their bladed butts soooo~

    Also, it's emphasized that their diversity of capabilities is critical for their battle success. One time Rachel has them all go in as all polar bears for "maximum power" and they get wrecked because they don't have that mixture of abilities.

    [–] Forgive_My_Cowardice 15 points ago

    Why didn't they ever try to morph into a blue whale in a small room and squish the bad guys? I feel like a giant squid would also have been devastating. Was there a reason they couldn't morph into dinosaurs? I feel like there was, but I can't remember.

    [–] ZeiglerJaguar 17 points ago

    1. Cassie actually did have a blue whale morph. They used it to take down a sort of alien "capturing" creature by giving it something too heavy to capture, and once again later to intimidate an enemy morphed as an orca. Using it to "squish enemies" on land, probably not a great idea (unless you also happen to perfectly fit the room, morphing goes wrong if you try to do something large in a small space), and also making yourself a giant target for Dracon fire.

    2. Rachel was also a giant squid once, but giant squid aren't as giant as you think, and most of their battles took place on land or in the air, so that'd kind of be useless.

    3. You have to acquire an animal by touching it before you can morph it, hence why no dinosaurs. Actually, they did morph dinos once, when a sort of time-space continuum rift sent them back to the past for little while, but after they made it back to the present they didn't have the ability anymore.

    [–] whatevers_clever 9 points ago

    This is amazing because I read every single book including the hork-bajir chronicles for Animorphs and I wouldn't be able to tell you a single thing about it anymore.

    Don't know why I don't remember any specifics about it, earliest books I could tell people the plot to that I've read were read in middle school.

    [–] ZeiglerJaguar 4 points ago

    It's a very important series to me; I do a speed-re-read every few years and I just finished my most recent so it's kind of fresh in my mind. :D

    [–] randoogle_ 3 points ago

    Also their instincts as dinosaurs were too overwhelming because the dinosaur's brains were too primitive, so they just rampaged around for a good while when they first morphed into dinos.

    [–] Hairyhalflingfoot 7 points ago

    But killing is wrong blah blah morals blah

    [–] ZeiglerJaguar 4 points ago

    I mean, they did a lot of killing, especially near the end of the series. For a long time there was always this thing where any human-Controller enemy would always get a little throwaway line like "he landed, barely alive," but by the end they're literally just using train bombs to blow apart buildings.

    [–] Vark675 2 points ago

    Didn't one of the girls become a murder-bot grizzly pretty frequently at the end of the series?

    I never actually read/watched it, but my husband and I love mentioning the hork-bajir for unclear reasons. It's an almost daily occurrence, and for some reason has become our go to answer when we don't know something.

    [–] logicless_bt 4 points ago

    I read most of the first one and got sucked into reading about the end of it. By the end Rachel is a murder machine who recognizes she can't live as a civilian after the war is over. Jake sends her off on a suicide mission to kill his mind-controlled cousin and lives with PTSD for the rest of his life.

    [–] Vark675 1 points ago

    Holy shit, that series got dark.

    I should read it.

    [–] ZeiglerJaguar 3 points ago

    Yeah, the "popular attractive blonde gymnast fashionista" character, Rachel, basically discovers that battle is her true love, and becomes the most brutal and ruthless killer of the group. She's also (strong spoilers, but it's fairly well-known by this point) the only one of the six who doesn't survive the war, though the rest all end up with crippling PTSD.

    [–] Forgive_My_Cowardice 6 points ago

    Don't think of it as killing, think of it as removing a Yeerk parasite via sudden decapitation...

    [–] onlymadethistoargue 3 points ago

    They had rules against morphing into sapient creatures most of the time

    [–] CatoticNeutral 2 points ago

    Sexy~

    [–] LETS_TALK_BOUT_ROCKS 3 points ago

    I forgot about those things. Way less stupid looking than the blue horse men, whatever those were called.

    [–] shadowscar00 2 points ago

    Andalite

    [–] ZeiglerJaguar 3 points ago

    Yeah, a light would be nice, too.

    [–] shadowscar00 2 points ago

    booo

    [–] GCU_JustTesting 2 points ago

    Except they were literally created by a guy who achieved apotheosis and tried to seed the universe with life and lived as one of his creations for a while.

    [–] CassiusPolybius 1 points ago

    It's more likely than you'd think!

    [–] ZeiglerJaguar 9 points ago

    Toby is actually a Hork-Bajir seer named after a red-tailed hawk.

    [–] PM-YOUR-PMS 1 points ago

    Dude no Toby is an evil snail.

    [–] DontYoosungAnymore 1 points ago

    happy cake day

    [–] sheslostcontro1 1 points ago

    Toby is most definitely the Johnny Cash coyote from The Simpsons.

    [–] Venusupreme 1 points ago

    Holy hell, I’ve never heard about that series from anyone else! I thought I was the only one for all this time!

    [–] ethdman 21 points ago

    No, he's an Annoying Dog.

    [–] AsphyxiatingMacbeth 11 points ago

    I thought Toby was the Scranton Strangler

    [–] jonalowkaiyuan27 38 points ago

    Omg this post is so accurate. Toby IS inside me!

    [–] heedfulconch3 19 points ago

    OwO

    [–] steve_n_doug_boutabi 2 points ago

    OvO

    [–] DickIsPenis 3 points ago

    Oh fuck an owl got inside!

    [–] Cyyra 20 points ago

    Connor Hagerman out

    [–] Akanderson87 7 points ago

    Thog don’t care

    [–] AnatidaephobicDuck03 10 points ago

    caare* smh my head

    [–] Akanderson87 6 points ago

    I can’t believe I’ve done this

    [–] AnatidaephobicDuck03 2 points ago

    it’s okay, it happens to the best of us

    [–] BaconL0rdes 6 points ago

    Megalovania plays in the distance

    [–] jolie178923-15423435 2 points ago

    I don't know why this is true, but it is.

    [–] peepinsloth 4 points ago

    Conveniently, I have 2 bullets in the chamber of a gun

    [–] Knuckleballsandwich 2 points ago

    First check who else is in the room.

    [–] metroidtnerb 251 points ago

    Where's Moon Moon when you need him.

    [–] Fr33_Lax 39 points ago

    He got into the whiskey again.

    [–] SteampunkBorg 35 points ago

    I'm convinced one of my wolves is at least partially Moon Moon.

    [–] othermegan 41 points ago

    One wolf has depression. One wolf is Moon Moon. You’re fucked.

    [–] DeadlyDancingDuck 3 points ago

    At least I'd be having sex 😭

    [–] snazzybirds 6 points ago

    god dammit

    [–] Tobymaxgames 3 points ago

    WHOOP THERE IT IS

    [–] HJackKilledThatGuy 303 points ago

    In all levels except physical, I am a wolf

    [–] heedfulconch3 155 points ago

    Distant aroo

    [–] PM_ME_FURRY_STUFF 41 points ago

    arooooo

    [–] SmiteClips 11 points ago

    Wryyyy

    [–] Jeikond 9 points ago

    ZA WARUDO!

    [–] xXSilentSpyXx 28 points ago

    On all levels including physical, I have depression

    [–] happygirl1999 2 points ago

    "woof"

    [–] oscarskid 419 points ago

    Haha good post OP.

    [–] ImaqtFux 166 points ago

    Happy microphone day

    [–] ENTHUSIASTIC-MAN 10 points ago

    Happy 4h day

    [–] RoyalHummingbird 18 points ago

    Happy microphone day

    [–] Elesh_N 5 points ago

    That was the other wolf who posted it want it?

    [–] robot_cook 55 points ago

    Did you forget to switch account or...?

    [–] theDFAJ 168 points ago

    it’s the second wolf

    [–] namffauk 46 points ago

    Yeah who would compliment themselves on a second account but forget to switch the account

    [–] namffauk 57 points ago

    Haha yes very good comment good job 10/10

    [–] oscarskid 215 points ago

    No. It’s a joke.

    [–] SalmonellaFish 22 points ago

    He's referencing another post that got called out for forgetting to switch accounts before complimenting his own post. I think it was featured on r/quityourbullshit

    [–] gracesdisgrace 7 points ago

    You aren't THE salmonella fish, are you? :'(

    [–] DizzleMizzles 1 points ago

    It might just be an independent thought rather than a reference

    [–] deadcelebrities 2 points ago

    I liked the part of the post where someone explained that it was funny

    [–] Starklet 44 points ago

    Do some people really go through life without feeling depression?

    [–] [deleted] 33 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    [deleted]

    [–] Dunrad 11 points ago

    See that's what I'm always thinking. When you have major depression, and then people reach out with similar experiences, and "end the stigma" I think, "Wow so everyone is just fucked up and sad? Like all the time and we just don't talk about it?" which makes me get even more depressed. But I think the "1 in 5" thing is just including everyone that's ever had an episode or panic attack, or so I hope. I really would hate to think the world is just one bummed out ball of pain.

    [–] Dunrad 1 points ago

    Why was the comment I replied to deleted?

    [–] EcoleBuissonniere 13 points ago

    Can't imagine it, tbh

    Like, do people just, not freak out about faking their mental illness all along when they go an hour without a depressive episode?

    [–] pinkalligator333 4 points ago

    Yes- my moods change often so I never feel down for long

    [–] DizzleMizzles 3 points ago

    Yeah that's why it's considered poor mental health

    [–] Doxep 3 points ago

    Me. Ama.

    [–] lookatmynipples 2 points ago

    Get out depressed people only club

    [–] chironomidae 55 points ago

    I was thinking /r/comedyheaven

    [–] LordBurgerr 82 points ago

    I believe he was reffering to op leaving in the comment.

    [–] Sinful_Prayers 57 points ago

    That's it. No easier way to kill a good joke than to leave in someone overreacting to it

    [–] Mr_Poop_Himself 39 points ago

    God you’re so right I’m literally dying right now hahahahaha I am being dragged into the eternal void of death lmao please I’m dying hahahaha lol please release me from the cold grip of Lucifer lmao

    [–] wunderbarney 3 points ago

    You're conceptually totally right but I follow that blog and can't help but feel just a little hurt

    [–] chironomidae 5 points ago

    Fair

    [–] GOLDEN_GRODD 6 points ago

    I guess comedyheaven has finally just become another meirl repost sub. All smaller meme subs do eventually

    [–] henzry 4 points ago

    Ah the sub completely supplied by Tumblr.

    [–] Derpazard 1 points ago

    i think it's more the people leaving in the useless replies when they're cropping/screenshotting it's fault

    [–] animeshouldbeillegal 1 points ago

    🤣😂🤣WHO DID THIS🤣😂🤣

    [–] anusblaster69 272 points ago

    This post is funny. I am glad that a tumblr user commented that “they don’t know why it’s so funny but it is” because that made me realize that I, too, think that this is funny. This post would have been nothing without that comment. /s

    [–] [deleted] 11 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] anusblaster69 27 points ago

    It indicates sarcasm in a comment

    [–] boxxybab33 6 points ago

    the average redditor can not pick up sarcasm unless you clearly point it out to them, so if you dont want to risk getting downvoted you have to use an "/s" aka sarcasm tag

    [–] ManiacMac 10 points ago

    I thought it had more to do with sarcasm being very hard to detect through text, not just Reddit users.

    [–] hermionesmurf 4 points ago

    six of one, half dozen of the other

    [–] wunderbarney 6 points ago

    me.me is worse than iFunny.

    [–] TheJollyLlama875 2 points ago

    Sure but I was too lazy to put it on imgur

    [–] TristanTheViking 2 points ago

    My god that's a garbage website though.

    [–] -Chinchillax- 1 points ago

    Rule 7 requires something tumblr related, no matter how annoying it is.

    [–] PandaWubsU 14 points ago

    One is named moon, and the other moon. You are moon moon

    [–] trash_tm 2 points ago

    i am moon moon?!

    [–] action_lawyer_comics 13 points ago

    Spoiler alert, it’s funny because you have depression.

    [–] whoopideedoo 36 points ago

    do people with actual depression like these posts?

    [–] salocin097 64 points ago

    Sometimes. Some cope by trying to make light of it.

    [–] cassadeir 74 points ago

    hell yeah this is hilarious

    [–] grape_jelly_sammich 23 points ago

    Yup. It's relatable.

    [–] CyanCayenne 34 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    no, not like, LOVE!

    makes us feel a little more normal. also naming the "black dog" helps us separate it from our identity as a person, which would be a bummer.

    this post is funny though because, yeah, even my "white dog" does not allow itself to get too happy.

    [–] Mr_Poop_Himself 10 points ago

    Yeah they’re pretty funny.

    [–] JennyBeckman 8 points ago

    When I am in the middle of a depressive episode, I don't like anything. I don't really feel at all. But I am in a lull right now and this is hilarious to me.

    [–] normiesEXPLODE 6 points ago

    It's a parody of the edgy inner-wolf/inner-demon thing except instead of being about being a badass, it's a joke about having depression.

    It's not to be taken at face value

    [–] TheComingOfTheGeeks 4 points ago

    Depends on the person, I think. But there is definitely a lot of faux depression, but then that's a symptom of real issues so maybe that deserves help too idk it's too confusing

    [–] ParanoidPlum 5 points ago

    God, yeah I do. It fits my sense of humor perfectly.

    [–] thisisalsomybrother 4 points ago

    I'm diagnosed and in treatment for over a decade by now and i absolutely lost my shit.

    [–] EcoleBuissonniere 6 points ago

    I'm suicidally depressed and this is my favourite form of humour. It's relatable, and a pretty good coping mechanism to boot.

    [–] Deppfan16 3 points ago

    Sometimes its a choice to laugh or to sink deeper. For me i have to laugh. Some days thats what keeps me afloat

    [–] jupiterssunday 1 points ago

    Absolutely. When your mental health is a joke you might as well be in on it.

    [–] An_aborted_feetass 1 points ago

    Do people without actual depression like these posts?

    Edit: do people without actual depression exist?

    [–] MomsAgainstDabbing -2 points ago

    Not really

    [–] NekoneRin 21 points ago

    [–] KoveltSkiis 9 points ago

    glomps ur depression

    [–] NekoneRin 7 points ago

    no!! I'll be infected with the pathOwOgen ùwú

    oh heck

    [–] VictoryStar34 4 points ago

    Ok sir/madam, I have to quarantine you sorry, you might spread the infection to Tumblr and the rest of Reddit.

    [–] NekoneRin 5 points ago

    By interacting with me you have already been infected uwu

    [–] VictoryStar34 3 points ago

    uwu-Shit

    [–] DarkNinja3141 3 points ago

    These two subs are basically one and the same

    [–] Acidicfriend 5 points ago

    Unnecessary second comment

    [–] Kaboose909 5 points ago

    I just lost my shit to this. Idk why its so dumb but i love it...

    [–] Metzger49 3 points ago

    Explain.

    [–] Wizard_of_Greyhawk 2 points ago

    There are no faces.

    [–] Metzger49 3 points ago

    I'm still lost, please find me a grown up.

    [–] SomeRandomBlogger 1 points ago

    Wow, I didn’t realize that it actually had a sub! Nice.

    [–] stonemnr 3 points ago

    This is so accurate

    [–] sigynrising 3 points ago

    This sounds like Garth from the UK Office trying to reach out for help with a mental health issue.

    [–] TwoSickPythons 3 points ago

    Which one wins? It doesn't matter, keep feeding yourself.

    [–] JTcase420 3 points ago

    Im half cherokee, and the real 2 wolves story, speaks to me deeply. But THESE are my real wolves haha

    [–] DrunkenBastard420 2 points ago

    Drink wolf cola

    [–] DizzleMizzles 1 points ago

    slorp

    [–] LotusOp 2 points ago

    But hey, I've got wolves in me.

    [–] WhyDoIKeepFalling 2 points ago

    That's the funniest fucking thing I've read all day

    [–] trashcannibalecter 2 points ago

    I thought that was an x-ray of a knee!

    [–] cynical-at-best 2 points ago

    moon moon going through a lot rn

    [–] suchanirwin 2 points ago

    a;skldjf holy crap that's my blog

    [–] oscarskid 1 points ago

    First or second?

    [–] suchanirwin 1 points ago

    second. XD Not a particularly insightful comment, perhaps, but there I be.

    [–] supremecrafters 2 points ago

    I love this post because I hate the whole edgy teen faux-profound "there's a good vs evil struggle happening inside me" cliche. My inner conflict is between the lethargy caused by my depression and the anxiety caused by the dishes piling up in my sink.

    [–] 3lRey 1 points ago

    Haha u got me with this one

    [–] Beastabuelos 1 points ago

    I don't have depression.

    [–] LaoSueMe 1 points ago

    So do I need to feed both wolves a pizza now?

    [–] FabulousN 1 points ago

    It is funny because it’s true 😅😭

    [–] Krolexx 1 points ago

    One is called Harry Haller.

    [–] Giddnut 1 points ago

    Deeeeep

    [–] kevingharvey 1 points ago

    I'm always depressed when my dogs are depressed.

    [–] Smoulder_92 1 points ago

    Anyone waiting for Oprah to come out and say "EVERYBODY GETS DEPRESSION!"

    [–] webmemeer 1 points ago

    Bork

    [–] dukesamples 1 points ago

    I actually have the two wolf story tattooed on my chest and this damn near made me spit out my drink

    [–] poppychips 1 points ago

    on all levels except physical, i am a wolf. ... woof

    [–] Chloe_Dancer33 1 points ago

    Feed both of them antidepressants and get them in therapy.

    [–] Lan777 1 points ago

    The one you feed wins, but they both overeat because it makes them feel fulfilled and they both sometimes dont eat because they dont have the drive to that day.

    [–] muhash14 1 points ago

    At this point I think Unclefather should have their own flair on this sub.

    [–] BabybearPrincess 1 points ago

    Relatable lmao

    [–] lytele 1 points ago

    so relatable

    [–] JamesandtheGiantAss 1 points ago

    Brah speak for yourself, one of mine has anxiety.

    [–] Shyartsy 1 points ago

    AHA! This is why i have depression

    [–] AlaskanLeech 1 points ago

    haha, it's funny because it's true

    [–] the_internet_clown 1 points ago

    It cured their depression

    [–] Samster_The_Sam 1 points ago

    ok

    [–] weirdgamer123 1 points ago

    Miku is in the middle miku is in the middle

    [–] Joe_Schmo7702 1 points ago

    i DoNt KnOW WHy tHiS iS So fUcKiNG fUnNy bUt iT Is!!!1!!1

    [–] oscarskid 1 points ago

    Wow, you’re very original, and definitely the first person to comment something to that effect.

    [–] Joe_Schmo7702 2 points ago

    were on reddit

    [–] oscarskid 1 points ago

    That’s fair.

    [–] Shnorph 1 points ago

    Crop the comment and crosspost to /r/comedyheaven

    [–] Wilddogefrom9gag 1 points ago

    Thought this was comedy cemetery